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>tuesday 15/06:
>SUDAMERICANA
19:00 | Central Córdoba x Cerro Largo
21:30 | Ind. Del Valle x Vasco
21:30 | Bahia x América

>BRA2
19:30 | Cuiabá x Amazonas

UTC-3/[local time]

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>>149795594 (OP)
>Central Córdoba x Cerro Largo
Was it fair?

If your gf dress like this she is not the one

I wish at least Millonarios and America de Cali had Libertadores, and i wish both of them + Atletico Nacional had Mundiales.
I have no connection to Colombia.
Am i autistic?

>>149795685
no, it's normal for blacks around the world to feel connected

>>149795685
No, you just love cocaine clubs.

>>149795666
One of the protagonists of this movie was the best player of the cwc

>>149795693
BASED
We do indeed

>>149795685
You are a bit austistc, yeah
But i share the feeling

>>149795693
it really do be like that

>>149795737
who?

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Edmundo pode tomar bens de Eurico, diz juíza

DA REPORTAGEM LOCAL

A Justiça do Trabalho do Rio de Janeiro determinou que o presidente do Vasco, Eurico Miranda, terá que dar seus bens para pagar dívida do clube com o jogador Edmundo, referente a salários não pagos. Em grandes clubes, é inédita a decisão de cobrar os débitos de dirigentes.
A juíza da 53ª Vara do Trabalho do Rio, Cláudia de Souza Gomes Freire, estabeleceu que a dívida com o jogador é de R$ 8,3 milhões. Os advogados de Edmundo pretendem penhorar os bens do cartola vascaíno.
Mas Eurico afirmou que vai recorrer da sentença da juíza. Disse acreditar que a decisão não antinge nem ele nem os sócios do clube. "As decisões de primeira instância da Justiça do Trabalho são estapafúrdias", disse à emissora Sportv.
Na ação trabalhista, Edmundo cobra salários relativos à passagem pelo clube em 2003. Pedidos de FGTS, multas, férias e 13º estão incluídos no processo.

Justiça determina penhora milionária do Vasco após clube não cumprir acordo com Edmundo
Ex-jogador executou;R$ 3.390.710,85 do clube após parcelas não pagas no mês passado, de conciliação que havia sido acertada no Tribunal Regional do Trabalho da Primeira Região

it begins

Eurico Miranda destroyed Vasco because of Edmundo

He paid 10 million dollars borrowed from bank of america to hire him from Fiorentina when he was injured
Edmundo barely played, lost mundial final and later was rebaixated

I cant understand why didnt people murder Eurico Miranda. If I was Vascaino I would have shot him 15 times in the chest

>Com valores corrigidos pela inflação, contratação de Edmundo pelo Vasco em 1999 é a 2ª maior do futebol brasileiro
>Em valores corrigidos, compra Edmundo em 1999 custou R$ 100 milhões

>>149795822
Cariocas aren't known for being very intelligent compared to humans

>>149795846
Sometimes I feel that I can be a millionaire writing a book about things like this
Like people consume so much netflix garbage and e-celeb drama, imagine they would actually pay attention and buy stories like Eurico destroying a big club because 1 player and horses, Flamengo being on Petrobras welfare for 40 years still being a small club until 2019 and Eurico almost rebaixating Vasco for his "Romario project 1000 goals"

fuck a.nal

>>149795822
Eurico is the Juan Perón of Vasco. He ruined the club's finances, turned into a joke in the pitch and ruined the club's culture. The latter possibly being the worst part. He did such a good job at creating a larger than life image for himself, brainwashing the younger fans and feeding an illusion of success around the 97-2000 cycle (while ignoring all the rest) that he secured his legacy forever. Vascaínos who aren't old enough to have watched Dinamite all fell for his psyops. Euriquistas live and die by his agenda:
>globo is evil
>hate flamengo, belittle fluminense
>contra tudo, contra todos
>we have a home stadium and they don't
>what are finances?
Vascaínos were conned into forgetting about the serious problems and falling for smokescreen against smokescreen. We're in the relegation zone again? Time to go to court for the right to play in the Maracanã again! Contra tudo, contra todos! 1924 never again!

Eurico taught an entire generation to forget about football and focus on off the pitch posturing and combative bravados.

Like if you are reading this at 4am.

>>149796613
sexo com mulheres argenchinas

>>149796621
>mulheres

Argie negras are better than our negras
AND they go to la cancha

about to have my cafe da manha, should I put some ninho milk in it?

bom chia copalib

>>149795833
Which one would be the biggest?

>>149796613
Kek

>>149798073
perro loco maximo

Abra o boca e feche os olhos

Cerrobros we eatin' good

>>149798054
as long you dont put cheese on it, its all good

Bomchia /copalib/, reminder that Fluminense is currently the biggest Conmebol team, time com raça

>>149796190
yes, plus the fact Eurico was obsessed about Vasco being the first club to allow negros to play
He talked about it all the time

end of an era

>>149798078
vitor nhoque

No próximo mês vencerão as gratificações que o Corinthians tem a pagar a Memphis por metas estabelecidas em contrato. Ele já tem R$ 9,4 milhões assegurados e este valor ainda pode aumentar.

Tal montante é referente a:

- R$ 4.725.603,00 pelas 27 participações em gols pelo clube;
- R$ 4.725.603,00 por ser relacionado para pelo menos 60% dos jogos;

Este valor ainda pode subir a depender do rendimento de Memphis nos quatro jogos que terá pela frente até o fim do mês.

Caso participe de mais três gols (seja marcando ou dando assistência), o camisa 10 embolsará mais R$ 1.575.201.

I'm tired of this revisionist faggot talking about Eurico
Yes, he was a mafioso but that's what it was needed at the time
You act like anyone was focusing on structure and improving football department at the time
São Paulo has pretty much the same structure of 2 decades ago
Flamengo STARTED the process under Bandeira de Mello
Palmeiras process started about a decade ago as well
All the Arenas, new training centers, performances department happened in the last decade so fuck off with pretending you know shit about managing a club

>>149798454
Sao paulo bros...

Daily reminder that Vitoria has the same amount of wins as san pablo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkaI6MlKVGE

this will save greminho

De janeiro de 2024 até 31 de maio de 2025, os quatro grupos empresariais — divididos em sete CNPJs — que chegaram ao Corinthians pelas mãos de Augusto Melo para cuidarem da segurança e da limpeza emitiram R$ 23.819.403,25 em Notas Fiscais ao clube.

Augusto Melo teria desviado comissão com VaideBet para pagar agiota
Polícia conclui inquérito final da investigação sobre desvio de dinheiro do contrato de ex-patrocinadora do Corinthians; Influencer 'Buzeira' é citado durante investigação

Os desvios do contrato com a patrocinadora seriam para quitar esses valores. Um desses doadores seria o influencer Bruno Alexssander, conhecido como "Buzeira".

Trecho do inquérito cita que Melo estaria sendo ameaçado por um agiota, "Na denúncia, verdade seja dita, essas tais doações foram tratadas como "dívidas", e foi asseverado também que um agiota da zona leste estaria no encalço de Augusto, ameaçando matá-lo caso não pagasse o débito".

O Tiago Fernando Correia, delegado titular da investigação, cita que o plano inicial dos indiciados era o repasse de 7% da comissão do valor total contratado, por meio de parcelas mensais de R$ 700,00 mil, totalizando R$ 25,2 milhões.

O documento obtido pela CNN confirma que além do Melo, outros dirigentes do clube também foram indiciados: Marcelo Mariano, Sérgio Moura e Yun Ki Lee.

Trecho do inquérito aponta que as irregularidades foram constatadas desde o início do contrato já que não foi verificado pelo compliance do clube, departamento que investiga irregularidades jurídicas. “Verdade seja dita, logo em janeiro de 2024, já era evidente que algo estava errado no contrato com a VaideBet, mesmo antes de a presença do intermediário vir à tona”, diz trecho do relatório.

beleza pena que o memphis pifou o Yuri e o coringão foi campeão paulista

Grimio.

Hi, guys. It's me again

t.

Eu sou Grêmio porque o céu é azul, a lua é branca e eu sou preto

>>149798899
Usa siempre el mismo pantalon
Una remera de lo rollington

>>149798430
what happened to this guy? he sucked at badborn

>>149798994
he sucked everywhere

I asked a female to go on a date with me at work. She said no because shes already going on 2 dates this week. I called her a worthless whore and left

>>149799050
Doing God's work i see

None of that happened btw.

>>149799050
I usually just skip step 1

Ceará, Mirassol and Bragantino in Brasileirão top 10 dis crazy

This is crazy

>>149799090
I wanna pork this little piggy

Bahia out of Brasileirão top 1 dis crazy

>>149799093
I just wanna be loved

Vasco, Santos and São Paulo rebaixament this year dis crazy good

>>149799108
get a dog

>>149799117
anulo mufa

calling this a man is crazy

are portuguese people retarded?

>>149799145
Elon Musk's son?

>>149799145
Imagine raw dogging while she jerks off

>>149799145
not calling you a faggot would be crazy

>>149799145
it's ok to be gay anon, you don't need to do mental gymnastics

>>149799145
vamos trikas btw

>have 2 groups of zapzap at work
>on monday boss said "I'm deleting this group" and removed me and other people
>nobody has used the other group in the entire day
>they usually start saying good morning at like 8am
I think they're all in a different group, am I getting fired?

>>149799145
zamn Felipe Luis looks like THAT??

>>149799145
putazo

>>149799232
>last message at work's zapzapperson group was 3 years ago
feels good

>>149795594 (OP)
>>149798073
bom chia

>>149799260
did they really have to put circles on her nipples

>>149799274
hehe

>watching the press conference about Arena do grêmio levando cacetinho de 4
>journalist asks for analvalanche's return

this is priceless

>>149799152
Someone will repost this with the actual racist quote and get many replies

With the aquisition of Gremio's arena 2 Porto Alegre clubs will have 100% administration rights on their stadiums: São José and Grêmio.

>Fortaleza procura Tite, mas treinador seguirá sem trabalhar até o fim do ano
Tite thinks he's big shit

:(

>>149799274
They repeated that in the dressing room later that day but one of them was on his knees.

>>149799344
AAAH HELP ME BREADMAN
faggot

>>149799347
The guys at fortaleza should have senso do ridículo and preserve the club.

>cerro largo is playing sudakino
>badborn is at home with the estufa

>>149799361
What about Zubeldia?

>>149799370
That is a good option. They should go for it if they have the money.

is this Patiño guy from Once Caldas any good, colombiabros?

Como é ruim ser colorado

Cuidado con milos forman

>R$ 850 milhões in debt
>valsa at the end of year
>no possibilities of winnig any titles this
>no youth player to sell.
Where are the colorados billionaires to save your team from bankrupcy?

Is deossa on the colombian nt? Is he a starter?

>R$ 850 milhões in debt
>valsa at the end of year
>another year with no titles
>no youth players to sell
>no millionaires to save your club from bankrupcy
Como é ruim ser colorado

Why is sofascore like this

argiebros...

Just finished Borges' El Sur
Idgi

>>149799424
>>149799412
quanto esforço pra cagar pela boca, chegou a deletar um post pra escrever mal escrito com português e inglês falhos de novo

isso tudo é saudades de se encoxar na analvalanche?

>>149799548
you need to read el norte first

>>149799458
>no brazilians
Oh nonono....

antis on suicide watch

denying the love of your life over a small detail is crazy

>>149799637
True, I'm gonna go tell my cousin I love her.

>>149799637
You're right, I'm gonna get the peanut butter now

Insolito bombazo

How can Corinthians, Atlético-MG, Santos and São Paulo continue signing players when they have +1bi in debt each?

Friendly reminder that trannies still smell like man.

>>149799289
Most likely AI slop

>>149799754
AI takes images from real images

>>149799637
Please stop. Post gordas. Post biological women with tatoos. Dont do this. I am serious.

>>149799844
Or else I'm falling in love

>>149799856
This shit makes me feel bad. I dont want any ill to them, they deserve to pursuit happiness like anybody else, but i dont have to see this

>>149799884
back to r/futebol with you

>>149799923
cute but why'd he change skin colour when he became a girl?

>>149799953
Stop posting transsexuals

>>149800061
Now I'll post even more transsexuals

the loathsome dung eater

Where are the colorado billionaires?

>>149800061
?
just call them fucking troons dude

O FLUMINENSE É UM CRISOL

>>149799884
cu has no gender

>>149799954
tão vendendo por quanto esse kitnet? kkkkkkkk

>>149799424
eu to tomando no cu mas to adorando

dude even replies to himself just like trikaschizo

Valsinha final de ano gurizada, o baldasso já tá ensaiando

>>149800237
Cala a boca

>gets raped
>unleashes schizoing on another person
???

>>149800188
You dont get to tell me what to do, faggot.

>>149800300
cope tranny loving bitch

>>149800210
They are overrated

>>149800305
You are the one posting them. Stop shitting on the thread. It is disgusting

just fumbled a baddie

el cu e de lo socio

>>149800318
?
no i am not
im calling you out for behaving like a redditor on 4chan

>>149800327
Yes you are, you got angry as soon as I told you to stop posting them here>>149799884

Some y'all might be legit insane ngl

>>149800335
look at the shit you typed lil bro
troons don't deserve happiness, they are mentally ill and so are you for being such a cocksucking tranny loving faggot

>>149800350
Projecting.

>>149800354
>vagoo owner: 4/10
>angel: 8/10
many such cases

>>149800363
shut up you fucking queer

I'd rather fuck hunter than anitta
There I said it

>>149799884
The >if mutilating you makes you happy, go for it, rooting for you
gets me all the time

>>149799424
you are jealous of us,you fag
COMO É BOM

A coligay tá esquizofrênica hoje, respondendo aos próprios posts. Foi muito cacetinho

Tecnico brasileiro adora jogador que se destroi no treinamento

Que chega na partida aos 30 min e está com musculatura estourada e se aposenta aos 31 igual o Ronaldo

Faz os caras correr 30km sob sol de 46 graus do RJ, ai o jogador aos 25 anos de idade já teve 5 cirurgias e 12 lesões e culpam o calendário

>>149800562
football is endurance and explosion, if you don't run 30km you don't have game rhythm, lardass

craving some leite du criança rn ngl

>>149800513
Ela tem cacetinho

>>149800499
What if she kept the dick.

>>149800590
leite de saco de piá, só tomo desse, tchê

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/PgVBkcb4234?feature=share

Receita de cacetinho caseiro para os colorados

coligay tá em polvorsa hj
vão ser rebaixados pela 4ª vez e ficam pagando de galizé

>>149800603
Se teu herói é esse palhaço aí da mesma laia do farid, o problema é teu. Falso torcedor de qualquer time que só chora e dá piti por views não me representa minimamente. Mas pelo perfil de putinha, deve agradar os lados da poltrona 36

>>149800583
fake news
Romario nunca treinou, Adriano imperador nunca treinou, Edmundo nunca treinou,

>>149800779
and there is no war in ba sing se

brazilian football peaked in the 90s. Players didnt run 3 hours per day until exhaustion
Paulo Nunes, Zinho, Cafu, Muller, Palinha, Raí, Rincón... all these fags played 70 games per year

>>149800690
Como é bom ser colorado

>>149800779
I thought you were criticizing a player's early retirement, why are you now citing them as positive examples now?
Adriano had the same age as Ronaldo when he stopped playing, retard

>>149800499
Who am I to tell people what they should do. There are people on this world who support flamengo, mind you
I just dont want to be in the middle.of raça fla

Jogo é jogo
Treino é treino
Jogo-treino é jogo-treino

>>149800854
But they stopped for other reasons
Adriano was cachaça and women, balada, etc. It was not because of injury

Players today retire early because our meme coaches destroy their muscles. Pablo Maia 21 years old Sao Paulo volante had 3 injuries in 2 years, poor bastard

Paulinho Macumbeiro also will never ever be able to play 30 games per year

>>149800891
>>149800841
yeah bro, keep believing the top players from the milico years didn't had military-tier training
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muR5l2fUtrY

>>149800873
E banheirão é banheirão

I bet you think Messi sleeps and drinks mate all day while Ronaldo is 24/7 on the gym because you saw a meme about it

>>149800916
now post how many games pelé played in 1970 before world cup

>>149800891
Brazil has shit medical staff and shit pitches with an extensive amount of matches
Not long ago, Flamengo MD destroyed Edersons career with a poorly done surgery
Players can recover from nearly everything these days

>>149800966
weren't you talking about training?
what happened to treino é treino jogo é jogo?

I don't even know what was the line of thought
I just came, posted and won't elaborate, bye

>>149800964
Pissi is in a eternal state of sleeping with the World Cup when he's not playing football, while Penaldo is working hard to rig the next year World Cup.

posso dar o papo reto?

>>149800891
Paulinho knew fully well he wasn't apt to play Libertadores, he wanted anyway for media reasons
Galo sold him to Palmeiras already knowing he was bichado
Paulinho knew fully well he wasn't apt to play the CWC, he wanted anyway for media reasons

>>149800971
I mean Pelé could afford to not play any game and train for 3 months
But the training was not autistic like Filipe Luis demanding players to run 30km until they collapse

>>149801014
any gorda de academia can jog a marathon, if you can't as a top athlete, maybe we should really raise teacher's salaries.

>>149798514
Eurico relegated Vasco twice. First in 2008, then again in 2015. You can't say he was good for his time when Vasco's 2000s were nightmarish. And Eurico was Bandeira de Mello's contemporary from 2014 to 2018.
Four good years in the late 90s don't make up for two decades of suffering.

>>149801004
this is money laundering

>aww but it's too hot I NEED my cooling break
>bwoo my muscwes hurt :(
I don't see them, crying when posting about ice baths on instagram for likes

>>149801064
I mean, he paid himself when scoring against Botafogo, the money landering comes from Infantino.

>>149800562
É melhor ainda quando o time não tem dinheiro pra reposições decentes e precisa de uma data FIFA pra recuperar um time inteiro lesionado. Uma delícia

Cant stop listening to Brasilian phonk

>>149801116
Sorry for your loss

>>149801116
For me is dj anderson do paraiso
https://soundcloud.com/djandersondoparaiso

A millionaire donated R$ 130 million to help the city's biggest team and colorados are mindboken tying to convince themselves this is a bad thing.

>>149801100
Eu odeio treinador brasileiro
Eles sao satanistas, malditos, corruptos

O unico decente é o Dorival, que é odiado pela midia e pela elite

I thought he borrowed the money, but he actually donated 130 million. Hope in humanity restored. What a big-hearted man.

grêBBBiolosers shall focus on sudaca and be eliminated or in série A and be rebaixated anyway?

>>149801189
Pretty good

trikaschizo influence on other schizos is devastating

>>149801214
I really really care about your opinion

any paulischizos have been to la braciera?
before pizza snobs come through it's OBJECTIVELY top 50 pizzarias in the world (or as paulistas call it: tele-bogas)

>>149801308
Glad you liked. Some more recs:
https://soundcloud.com/djthales
https://soundcloud.com/dj-dzbh
https://soundcloud.com/menojosu
https://soundcloud.com/djphdaserra
https://soundcloud.com/gordaodopc
https://soundcloud.com/djtgdainestan

I like funk even though I'm not from the favelas. It's a genre that's often hated because of its association with favelas/crime, but musically it's the most interesting thing being produced in the country.

>>149801200
>mindboken tying
ladies and gentlemen, behold the literacy of the average trirebaixado.

>>149801383
>>149801308
These were all mineiro funk btw if you'd like to check out sp ones are more heavy and distorted:
https://www.youtube.com/@DJKobruxo
https://www.youtube.com/@djrafinhadz7
https://www.youtube.com/@DJTENEBROSOORIGINAL
https://www.youtube.com/@djmenor7

It used to be an honor to win a Libertadores. Nowadays, it's all about money. Everything is about money; football has changed a lot.

>>149801214
Não tenho nada contra, mas a maioria que está aí tá em fim de carreira ou é incompetente. Eu tenho tudo contra pontos corridos no Brasileirão. Desgasta quem joga mais de uma competição. Não provê igualdade de oportunidades por mérito. Em muitos casos o campeonato é decidido rodadas antes de acabar e faz muito time só cumprir tabela, sem emoção de final nenhuma. Devia ser com fase de grupos e mata-mata.

>>149801413
>>149801383
Thank you, are there phonk parties outside the favelas?

I'm gonna watch the A Mão do Eurico globo play series

>>149801508
phonk is a fake genre, no one actually listens to that shit in real life

>>149801508
Yes, it's played in some clubs and college parties. And when favela residents go to bohemian neighborhoods, they usually blast funk on their JBLs.

>>149801563
Phonk and funk is the same thing to them

>122
lol
lmao
They were cagated so hard

>>149801632
>122 milliones de mileis
wow that's almost enough for a civic 2009

>>149801644
Why civic?

>>149801502
Mas o brasileirao movimenta milhões em passagem aérea, logistica, hospedagem, etc.
Os clubes gastam 30 milhões só pra poder jogar naquela merda de estádio do Ceará e do Bahia
Só pra depois ouvir no final do ano que o o resto do país é preconceituoso e bla bla bla

>>149801632
>122 millones de pesos
>Barely 80.000 trumps

Argentina does have fallen, innit?

>>149801719
It's actually EUR my dood

>>149801677
série B teams have it worse

The sad truth is that Filipe's love for Europe is going to be his ruin. He spent his entire career getting praise as a genius for making obvious or naïve statements, depending on the occasion, and adding the Europe label to them for credibility. Now he's jeopardising what was a decent work so far just so that he can LARP as a European manager.
> Flamengo tem conceitos muito semelhantes aos do Bayern. Mas Filipe Luís rejeita a semelhança com o trabalho de Vincent Kompany, do time alemão. No entanto, admite que estudou e copiou conceitos do início da temporada passada do Bayern: "Eu os vi jogando, tanto no Burnley, quanto no início da temporada passada. Há coisas que observei, copiei. Nós treinadores observadores, copiadores, podemos nos inspirar nele."
Filipe Luís wants Flamengo to play a high pace, high intensity football with mobile forwards that drop deep to regain possession, press the opposition's defence and can escape in quick counters. He wants smart midfielders who are equally good at dribbling, pressing, marking and supporting offensive plays. And not only he wants to do that in the sweet 30°C winters of Rio, but he wants to do that with a squad of shitters. It's like he doesn't understand that a complete forward, a fast and physically imposing playmaker or any of the players needed to play like PSG are already in Europe.
He gets to pick between Pedro (a bichado goalscorer) or Juninho (pacey forward that runs and does nothing else). Filipe was also slow and had shit stamina when he played for Flamengo, too. So it's curious that now he things running up and down for 90 minutes is essential for a player.

>>149801743
>volta redonda
>araraquara
>londrina
>chapecó
>são joão del rei
Fucking hellish

Flamengo and Palmeiras twisters have it so easy and complain so much. If my shit team gets 4th place in brasileirão I'm already happy as fuck you guys wanna win everything every year like just chill nigga enjoy what you already have

>>149801803
They aren't twisters, they are customers.

amazonas plays today

>>149801740
but hes 33 years old?

>>149800969
There is a third ederson?

>>149801051
Too soon

>>149801842
Los hiciste mierda Gallanto!

>>149801756
Treinador brasileiro adora leao de treino
Muricy era apaixonado por bagres que corriam 8 da manhã numa segunda feira

>>149801937
Hello, Frederico

>>149801980
Eu servi o exército,
no 19 BC.
Era preguiçoso,
nada queria fazer.
La o bicho pega,
você tem que obedecer.
De manhã cedo,
me botavam pra correr.

Atenção pelotão:

Preparar, apontar. (Vamos correr)

Vamos correr, vamos correr, vamos correr, vamos correr. (8x)

>>149801803
>he didnt choose the easy life
sucks to be you buddy

Brazil will lose today.

>>149802219
dignity?
respect?
what?

>>149802301
I'm gonna LOSE MY SHIT

Argentina will lose today

>>149802341
>femi nino

forgot to tell you but i saw a gorda fall
the worst part is she's an absolute despicable former coworker
barely contained my impulse of bursting into laughter but the fact she's like 6 months into pregnancy helped
I'm giggling as i write this, cant help it

>>149802367
I'd live this as long as it's in Japan and there are cherry trees and school girls in skirts nearby

>>149802367
This is a palace for a man
modernity fooled you into believing you need things but men were built for hardship
You were MADE to suffer
Living is suffering
Embrace it

>>149802382
t.pewmorretorta

living in >>149802367
and marrying >>149799145

>>149802421
Why did you betray alaska BRo?

>>149802439
she literally got impregnated by a peruano
she's dead to me, gorda re puta

>>149802421
>bitches with high price
>living in that matchbox

>>149802463
He's gonna kidnap and brainwash her.

>>149802399
tatami is super comfortable and dont allow cold from the ground to freeze your room
but in brazil it's ultra expensive
Like 10m2 of tatami is 3k reais or something

>>149802459
WTF, el peruANO embarazated Alaska?

link for argentina vs uruguay stream? sportv is not broadcasting it

>>149802590
https://livetv.sx/enx/eventinfo/290923874__uruguay_w__argentina_w/
when in doubt use the search function on livetv.sx
https://cdn.livetv856.me/webplayer2.php?t=alieztv&c=238455&lang=en&eid=290923874&lid=2770892&ci=6096&si=1
this one is in Portuguese

murio copalib

>>149802590
You really thought the chilean wouldnt solve this one

>>149802902
Finally, free from this hellhole.

>>149802912
jk copalib is back bb

ITS UP
https://voodc.com/embed/85818b93a2889f8c847a8597a08b98858580.html

>>149802921
Finally, back to this paradise.

Real Madriz*

hello copalib
I am back

>>149802928
Why is Maynard Keenan talking with Yayo?

>>149802928
I don't care
Guarello's dog, tigrita is dead

hello black, I'm dad

>>149803064
Yayo invited him and he couldn't resist, he drank mate and ate alfajores

>>149803081
tigritos bros...

>>149803081
rest in peace Tigrita
https://www.instagram.com/p/DMIlymNP_c6

>>149803132
Next thread should be in her tribute

>>149802902
no...

>futemax stream showing anything but cuiaba vs amazonas
>amazonas scored and i missed it
broooooooooooo

>>149803132
QEPD que en perro descanse

>>149799392
no, he is mean.

>>149803305
only if you're bart

>>149803305
This is David Luiz

>>149803309
we all bart in here nigga

We all albo in here.

got ya
scared ya

>BRA2
Cuiabá 0 - Amazonas [1]

>>149799145
>best place to party
>berlin

>>149803326
you're milhouse

>>149803435
wish I had a comfy forklift job

>>149803459
at least he is safe from becoming a meme

>>149803483
forklifting is serious business dude

>>149803507
you just want all the comfy forklift jobs for yourself

>>149803507
>>149803511
kiss each other already, we know where this is going

cuiabá remounted

>BRA2
Cuiabá [1] - Amazonas 1

>>149803549
Penalty foul

>BRA2
Cuiabá [2] - Amazonas 1

>>149803483
being in charge of moving these tall ass stacks of whatever, doesn't look that comfy desu

>>149803607
nah bro it's comfy as fuck you're just sitting in your little car going brrr and when you go backwards it goes beep beep beep

>>149803530
*kisses you instead*

>>149803616
you know what you are right, if you were forklift certified you could be doing it all day while listening to music and just registering everything you move, what could go wrong just be cautious and don't rush

>>149803656
these look like kisses but could be ferocious bites, creatures from the sea can't be trusted

>>149803832
it doesn't have any teeth bro

>>149803854
sea creature hands typed this

>>149803901
lol no I'm not, I'm just a regular terrestrial being just like you, not that I have anything against sea life! they're cool and keep us safe from poisonous algae, we would never travel through the sewers and bite you in the balls while you take a dump haha, also in any case it'd be fins not hands

>>149803854
i found it
you never know
do NOT kiss fishies without proper research

>>149803925
I see no problem here, centipede are the spawn of satan

>>149803336
Rhey never think they did sinething wrong

>>149803925
Man, my life would've been more interesting as a kid with this species of fish as my pet than the useless idiot I got who killed himself by jumping out of the fish tank.

>>149803386
>é como nao fazer um gol no cuiabá
>yeh-eh

another day, another interview

>>149804074
hr bitches are worse than centipedes, the final boss of coworkers

>>149803607
>nooooo not the grenades

>>149804044
>fish pet killed himself by jumping out of the fish tank
damn...

another penalty for cuiabá

>BRA2
Cuiabá [3] - Amazonas 1

>>149804279
Penalty foul

>>149804189
lol that always happened to me
one time gato ate it

Robocup 2025 in salvador this week
Teams from gwrmany, america, brazil, china and japan

>>149802636
thanks benigno

>>149804074
Trade bros stay winning

>>149804074
and people say this plane of existence isn't hell

>>149804541
welcome back my dear friend

>>149804488
what trade are you in bro

>>149804429
>>149804525
dangerously based

>>149804074
I still don't know what's worse; the fact that she never calls you again before or after getting the job.

Why are teams from the south region so shitty?

>>149804570
Electric
>mfw not good electrician simulator game to play after coming home

>>149804525
Surely Mosca Tchetche will score a goal.

Abel "mr fantastic" braga
Rogerio "invisible woman" ceni
Leo "human torch" condé
Roger "the thing" machado

The fantastic four!

>>149804665
now how do these numbers look like in argentina?

>>149804665
No dinis
no Dorival
lol poorfags.

>that light gripe turned out to be a pneumonia
Whoops, sowy

>>149804665
>Half of Brasileirao clubs had 2 months or less.
Damn, what a cutthroat environment.

>>149802508
that's a weird elbow

>Copa Sudamericana
Vasco da Gama redcard against Independiente del Valle

>>149805039
oof

>>149804863
:O

>>149805039
Very stupid

>>149805039
Bruh

>>149805039
jesus that's rough

>>149805039
damn

>>149805340
>>149805353
FELINO

>>149805353
tapadota, entretenido partido hasta ahora.

>>149805370
what's the equivalent of GOLAZO when there's a really good save?

O padre Caio Queiroz está querendo fazer uma oração no MorumBIS e convidando outros padres a fazer

>>149805456
here Nigga Palma (the relator that gets "the best matches" every weekend) says TAPADON

>>149805456
defesaça

>>149805541
I like it

>>149801756
I mean, he is being successful at it. After winning against Chelsea and only losing 3 games/matches this year, I doubt that anyone will question his method. Especially considering that his main opponents are not at peak right now. It might shake his system if he ended up losing against Cruzeiro while playing in Maracanã.
>>149801803
Both teams make more than 1 billion reais every year. Of course you have to expect more from them.

Trikaschizo saving Sao Paulo again

>vasco
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

vegetti will unleash his true potential in the next half no worries

>Copa Sudamericana
Independiente del Valle [1] - Vasco da Gama 0

Pelo menos o Vasco deu a resposta histórica em 1924
E também foi o primeiro clube a deixar atletas negros a jogar

>>149805604
I tried all Directv streams none working here
do you have a link Benigno?
I'm watching though Paramount+ but PVC is cheirado high as fuck on cocaine I cant stand him

Just remembered when sao paulo lost to del valle in sulamericana final

São Paulo? Atomic club

>>149805604
>>149805627
im watching this one
https://tvlibreonline.org/en-vivo/dsports-2/

>>149805627
tá passando no site da sbt

>>149805659
thanks benigno
you always have streams that no one else does

>>149805604
Finally, someone scores a goal.

>>149805627
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4TSGOcdILc

Esse arrombado do piton tem que ser linchado em público, mas a torcida do vasco é fresca demais pra isso

>mushuc runa
como que fala esse trem?

>>149805678
O based Cleber Machado is narrating?

>>149805684
i just use the links in https://rentry.org/copalib (in the "Where to watch?" section)
https://tvlibreonline.me/ and https://livetv.sx/enx/ are the most reliable sites for me, futemax has been really unstable lately

>Cold tuesday night
>no Cleber machado
>no Jota Jr
why bros? :(

>>149805738
>el narrador

i'm chill. vasco is the team of the virated

>>149805747
>https://livetv.sx/enx/
this one has mostly portuguese (from Portugal) streams and I hate portuguese accent
But thankfully SBT and your Directv links are working

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBasco

99% dos juizes no RJ sao corruptos
Se tu tem 10 ou 15 mil reais, mataria o Eurico Miranda e nao ficaria nem 2 anos preso

E ainda teria cela especial. Era só subornar o diretor do presidio

Vascainos perderam a chance, agora é aguentar a humilhação pro resto da vida
Era só ter dado um tiro naquela barriga dele ou envenenado o charuto do velho que o Vasco seria salvo

I hope Fortaleza suffers for what they did to Vovô da

>>149805798
>I hate portuguese accent
who doesn't

>>149805778
lol

>Copa Sudamericana
Independiente del Valle [2] - Vasco da Gama 0

>>149805778
lmao

>2 gol dos caras enquanto eu esperava 120 segundos pra postar
vascão irmãs... não pode ser...

>>149805831
Cela especial caiu por causa de xandão

Vasco

>Copa Sudamericana
Independiente del Valle [3] - Vasco da Gama 0

bbbbbasco btw

Vasco bros...

>I check out for a bit.
>Vasco collapsed.
Thank you for your sacrifice to bring us goals Vasco.

>>149806167
>two goals in 2~ minutes
brutal

Testosterona status?

>>149806263
dwindling
time to chomp on some cebollas

Is Bahia using their superman kit? I ain’t watching

>>149806381
nope, and they can't score because they arent using it desu

>>149806289
Had no idea, good to know

cali is pure time wasting

>>149806397
Damn so close

asco da gama

>>149806047
nao, digo lá dentro do presidio tem uma ala q tem tv a cabo, churrasqueira, chuveiro quente
Acho q vc paga uns 5 mil por mes pro diretor do presidio ele deixa até vc usar fibra optica

>>149806495
kkkkkkkk

>>149806502
their games are pretty painful to watch, reminds me of venezuelan teams

>>149795594 (OP)
Vasco

diniz vs sampahumo?

Russo vascaino bros...

>>149806563
sampaloli 1000x

VASCO

>Copa Sudamericana
Independiente del Valle [4] - Vasco da Gama 0

Vasco bros....

You now remember Vasco almost was eliminated and this fat guy who is literally fatter than me
He scored twice

VA5CO

its so over vascosisters

Tiago Leifert is unironically better than Paulo Andrade the retard who scream in Sportv/Globo or Villani who try to imitate galvao bueno

>>149806592
inesquecível gol no replay do gol

>>149806592
la bendita copa libertadores

>Copa Sudamericana
Independiente del Valle goal anulated against Vasco da Gama

Other than Russo Vascaino is there any youtube channel to watch in a few minutes?

I like to watch Vascaidos cry and get angry

>la data
these retard colombian jurnos can't properly speak spanish.

>4-0 against vasco
i am afraid

>>149806639
>>149806653
Impedimento by a whole pixel hmm yes yes

>>149806653
this type of offside is bullshit
>0.015mm ahead
OFFSIDE!

What is the point of this? Anulating a goal for like 0.0015mm? or like even less than a fingernail?

Thanks Vascobros now I no longer think Ancelottinho's team is good, it was just a fluke 2-0 against a dead horse

>>149806668
varco da gama

>acrecentou 3 min por dó
AAHEUEHUEHUEAHUAHEAUHAUHEAUHEUAHEAUAHEUHEAUHEUHEAUHEAHAEUHAEUAHEU

Tiago Leifert é foda

>miss
its over, frasco will remontate

paradon

>Copa Sudamericana
Independiente del Valle missed penalty against Vasco da Gama

why is this stadium so fucking empty?

>>149806733
>cachazares

what youtube channel should we watch now?

>>149806733
Penalty foul

>>149806769
is funkyblackcat live?

they will pecheate, it is written

>>149806692
he's just there to have a good time

>Copa Sudamericana
Bahia red card against América de Cali

>>149806812
Rogerio Ceni is a failure as a coach

america bilardeated

>Copa Sudamericana
América de Cali red card against Bahia

>>149806845
what the fuck man

>>149806845
foi na bola
o cara se jogou

>>149806845
surely he was playing the ball

Bahia 0-0 América de Cali

I didn't see the match. I'm boycotting Bahia's presence in Libertadores' Second Division.

Next target: Internacional (Série A)

Anyway,
Bay Is The World

DEATH TO UAE
DEATH TO RT
DEATH TO CBF
CENI OUT

>>149806899
>I didn't see the match. I'm boycotting Bahia's presence in Libertadores' Second Division.
yeah, just like Denmark boycotted the '22 WC

Esse tipo de nordestino aí q aparece nas matérias do globoesporte com camisa do Palmeiras

O cara finge que torce pro Bahia, Vitoria ou Ceará mas na real ele nao gosta de futebol, ele torce pro time do momento

Se o Sao Paulo estiver jogando contra a Matonense 11 da manha eu vou assistir. Pode ser até contra o Aucas ou Oriente Petroleiro

>>149806899
Correction:

Next target: Fortaleza (Série A)

>>149806899
every baiana is a bicho asqueroso repulsivo?
no wonder you're all folgated vagabundated aberrations

>>149807107
>being jealous

>>149807137
embarrassing. imagine touching a nordeschina monstruosity

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhsK8JtHnlw

Eurico Miranda Jr. o futuro presidente do Vasco

>>149807137
>tats
cute face but dropped

>faz o pix cbf!
>no, cbf wont
>says who
>trump
>oh sorry mr trump

essa setorista do vasco é bem bonitinha
sem maquiagem do jeito q eu gosto

>>149806899
I like this one. What is that on her arm

Dinizbros... I'm not fooled by these fleeting ephemerousities. I'm still convinced of the project, and I urge you to keep your faith in the professor!

>>149807309
rebento essa gordinha

>>149807341
He is coaching vasco, what do you expect

Vasco more like Fiasco.
lmao, gottem.

>>149807354
eu vi primeiro

>>149807399
Lel

>>149806812
Éverton Ribeiro apparenly forced his expulsion to not travel to Valle del Cauca

>>149807399
kkkkkk
Vasco da Lama

GOLEADAS SOFRIDAS NO SÉCULO :

2002 - Vasco 0x4 São Paulo
2002 - Vasco 1x4 Bangu
2002 - Vasco 0x4 Cruzeiro
2003 - Vasco 1x4 Paraná
2003 - Vasco 1x4 Cruzeiro
2004 - Vasco 2x5 Palmeiras
2004 - Vasco 1x4 Vitória
2005 - Vasco 1x4 Juventude
2005 - Vasco 2x5 Palmeiras
2005 - Vasco 2x7 Athletico-PR
2005 - Vasco 1x5 Figueirense
2006 - Vasco 1x4 Botafogo
2006 - Vasco 1x5 São Paulo
2007 - Vasco 0x4 Botafogo
2008 - Vasco 2x5 Santos
2008 - Vasco 0x4 São Paulo
2008 - Vasco 0x5 Vitória
2008 - Vasco 1x4 Atlético-MG
2009 - Vasco 0x4 Botafogo
2010 - Vasco 0x4 Santos
2011 - Vasco 1x5 Coritiba
2011 - Vasco 0x4 Botafogo
2011 - Vasco 1x4 América-MG
2012 - Vasco 0x4 Bahia
2013 - Vasco 1x5 São Paulo
2013 - Vasco 1x5 Athletico-PR
2014 - Vasco 0x5 Avaí
2015 - Vasco 0x4 São Paulo
2015 - Vasco 1x4 Palmeiras
2015 - Vasco 0x6 Internacional
2017 - Vasco 1x4 Corinthians
2017 - Vasco 0x4 Palmeiras
2017 - Vasco 2x5 Corinthians
2018 - Vasco 0x4 Jorge Wilstermann
2018 - Vasco 0x4 Racing Club
2018 - Vasco 0x4 Cruzeiro
2018 - Vasco 1x4 Corinthians
2019 - Vasco 1x4 Athletico-PR
2019 - Vasco 1x4 Flamengo
2020 - Vasco 1x4 Atlético-MG
2020 - Vasco 1x4 Ceará
2020 - Vasco 0x4 Grêmio
2021 - Vasco 1x4 Bragantino
2021 - Vasco 0x4 Botafogo
2023 - Vasco 1x4 Flamengo
2023 - Vasco 1x4 Santos
2024 - Vasco 0x4 Criciúma
2024 - Vasco 1x6 Flamengo
2025 - Vasco 1x4 Puerto Cabello
2025 - Vasco 0x4 Del Valle

>>149802219
Told ya.

So... we're sleeping or what?

>>149808413
I am posting while sleeping

>>149808413
what do you have in mind

>>149808413
nah

I have a bad feeling about gremio

Wtf there is brasileirao tomorrow
But some teams are pkaying conmebol matches???

>>149808579
Postponed matches because of reasons like CWC

Levir culpi titles: 2 copa do brasil
1 recopa

>>149808769
Cu K

>>149808769
Cucka

Is this the Eternaut thread?

Anyone else watching this at 4am?

Bom chia /copalib/

>>149809416
Watching what?

A história do Vasco da Gama é marcada por fatos que demonstram inegavelmente a disposição da agremiação vascaína, por intermédio dos seus dirigentes, associados e torcedores, para lutar contra males sociais que afligem a nossa sociedade, como o racismo, a homofobia e a transfobia. Está também gravado no espírito do Vasco da Gama o compromisso de combater as desigualdades sociais através de sua atuação no esporte e na sociedade. O lema “RESPEITO-IGUALDADE-INCLUSÃO” espelha um compromisso que não é apenas do Clube, mas de todos os vascaínos e vascaínas.

what happened? something unusual?

bom chia copalib

morning lads

>>149810791
poor doggo, he's thirsty

New source of comedy gold, highlights videos of matches. For some reason they dont block the comments (yet).
https://youtu.be/I9tJoaqoqD4?feature=shared

>>149810770
your mom wake up as usual

>>149810855
what the fuck necromancers are real??? /x/ lied to me

Have some fresh sopa paraguaya lads

>>149810866

500

>be me
>craving BK after wandering through the mall for hours
>got that spicy chicken sandwich on the brain
>no drive-thru here, gotta hit the food court kiosk
>approach digital menu like it’s the Holy Grail
>type in order, want it quick and easy
>for name, default "Enzo" or "Nahuel"? nah
>go full troll mode
>enter name as "banheirão"
>payment accepted, kiosk prints receipt
>feel like a mastermind
>head over to the counter, nobody realizes it’s me
>minimum wage worker rings up every order in monotone
>line’s moving slow, mall afternoon energy
>finally hear order call-outs
>"Order for… Facundo?"
>nope.jpg
>another shoutout: "Order for…banhei–"
>worker pauses, raises eyebrows
>looks at screen, squints at letters
>slaps palm on forehead
>"BANHEIRÃO?"
>voice echoes in mall food court
>entire line stares
>security walking by does a double take
>everyone waiting bursts out laughing
>me, hiding behind soda fountain, trying not to snort
>worker spits out fries in surprise, grabs my bag
>"Here’s your meal, BANHEIRÃO"
>grab bag before they realize I’m just some dude
>beat feet back to seating, laughing so hard I can’t breathe
>finally sit, unwrap sandwich
>10/10
>worth every second of public humiliation

>>149813115
>things that didn't happen
they should though