Thread 149797216

the (australian) football
essendon vs gws is on thursday, get excited or something

>>149797216 (OP)
Is this Scoops from the late 90s?

>>149797216 (OP)
>Tribunal still deliberating 30 minutes later
For fuck's sake, what is there to discuss? It's not worth a week. Hurry up, faggots.

scoops sex tapes with girls talent league players when?

Is booper in gaol for being a paedo yet?

wwe;erew r not opsting in this thred

>>149797220
(You) WILL read my previous post.

>gretch
what is that croat?

sexy pawg

>>149797216 (OP)
>Zac Bailey's ban has been upheld
The AFL is so fucking retarded.

I want to socialise more but don't want to talk with normalscum

What's this Toorak Cellars toilet video all about?

the misso always makes a big song and dance about cleaning her moot before sex (and god forbid I've got a micron of cheese on my knob). how do I convince her that grotty roots are good?

>>149797270
It's a conundrum. I wish I was more interested in people but 95% of them are just plain boring and feigning interest in them drains me.

>>149797280
fuck sake mate wash your dick

>>149797280
don't tell her or even let her think about it. just root

what’s a good podcast

>>149797283
Those 95% can only talk about their personal lives, the news and footy; they lack interests and knowledge. Got no interest in your job or "missus", mate

karaoke time

>>149796626
no maybe i would if i knew someone to go with
that said i do enjoy the /gif/ webms of them ikywim

sweet carolina

Normalchads mostly just talk about their jobs

>>149797263
i am angry purely on the basis that i want brisbane to beat the bullflogs on friday

gym pawgs are undefeated

Watching agenda setters for the first time

ridiculous ass on that pawg

>>149797273
https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/best-football-related-rumour-you-have-heard-from-someone-you-trust-2025-part-3-many-lies-and-bullshit-in-here-please-read-op-before-posting.1391609/page-59#post-88744258

>>149796634
I used to just kind of dislike cyclists but then I started driving and witnessed a shitload driving around me REALLY stupidly which made me hate them because I don't want to hit them but they try their hardest to make me
Not just lycra speds either, women with children and shit too it's insane

>>149797336
Very true

>>149797321
Richard Spencer's Alexandria

they were probably doing coke not rooting

>>149797333
zac bailey is hardly the difference between winning or losing when the rest of the forward line is working as intended, and the forwards who were crap are starting to play better again

it feels like we are missing a poster. maybe someone got a permaban last night ;)

i've never been hit by a car while walking but i've been hit by a couple of cyclists. they treat the path around the river here like a velodrome.

any good games this weekend ?
*checks fixture*
guess not

Talking candidly with my sister in law, a Gynecologist, was redpilling for me

>Women have a tiny urethral track and through the day they're constantly on the verge of pissing themselves
>Most girls lose a little bit of bladder control when they orgasm which is why most women have sex on an empty bladder
>Women have no capacity whatsoever to hold a full bladder and if they've had a child this results in stretching of the urethra and even worse bladder control
>More woman than you'd think have at some point pissed themselves a little when they laugh hard, or get surprised
>Some women have a "tucked" urethra which results in them spraying piss all over their pussy and ass when they piss

I decided to turn gay after hearing all this.

if only we voted libnat, our nation would be in a better shape financially and culturally.

>>149797389
pretty sure they want to flood our country with immigrants same as labor

can freemason glowies get permb&?
asking for a friend.

>>149797374
Why not develop a pee fetish instead?

>>149797364
permabans don't exist but what happened i went to bed early

Hope everything is alright with RC, Sofia, Emily, Matthew, Nikolai and the two pairs of twins.

>>149797366
>i've been hit by a couple of cyclists
Kek, really?

>>149797279
dedicated bike lanes were a mere suggestion and not a hill i'll die on. i think it's reasonable just to expect bikes to share footpaths with pedestrians

umpires should umpire via drones

When did the big bag of M&M's become $13? I bought a couple bags at Christmas and I swear they were like $10 each.

No need for field umpires anymore. Just have one umpire overseeing the match remotely. Imagine how many problems this would solve

No need for players anymore. Just have AI simulate the match.

pretty sure a certain poster here has been permabannd after last night.

>>149797455
jfc this will happen won't it

No need for AFL any more. Just watch football (soccer) or rugby - Australia's premier growing sports.

>>149797480
pretty sure ai is governing the afl. how else do you explain how retarded the afl has become.

Can we all get an independent body to trash the whole AFL order since the early 2010s so we can get back to good ol' fashioned footy?

>>149797482
qrd?

>>149797374
this explains why 2 different women completely emptied their bladder on my tummy when they were riding me. chicks are a gross.

>>149797470
>overseeing the match remotely
That's no good if they're just watching the live feed. How are they going to detect distant infringements off the ball or up the field?

dark theme is the only way to live my life
are you a dark theme or a bright theme kinda people person

do you reckon nick daicos is a squirter?

>>149797432
yeah. they ride around the river for time so try to take the shortest racing line path around you. been clipped in the shoulder a few times.

>>149797374
I had a chick gush on me during sex like she was a pregnant woman with her water breaking. There was so much volume.

>>149797504
yeah they look damn good but they are still gross

calling a drone a blind fucken maggot cunt just won't be the same

not long now until mel & mel are on

time to fap :D

>>149797509
>distant infringements
who cares about that poof shit

Mel Tracina is lovely

>>149797529
same

Mel whats her name the tall one is not funny

Good evening alf

>>149797530
Taggers would be able to get away with murder.

>>149797542
she kind of looks like a man too

>>149797516
im a glow theme kind a gurl

>>149797516
Go to chrome://flags/ and turn on Auto Dark Mode for Web Contents, makes most everything dark mode

>>149797555
the retarded midget from SEN track?

mel tracina is short and flat chested and has a big bum.

Damn that'd be really gross if a girl pissed all over you

someone go have a poo for me, I don't wanna get up

so fucking cold when is global warming supposed to kick in again?

i am in my brat era

jewish girl on masterchef would get my 5 incher up her doot if you catch my drift

>>149797583
For me, it's Snezana

>>149797577
Two more weeks

i cant get erections

So fucking drunk kek

>>149797590
for you its nobody

>>149797605
True, but I mostly live in fantasies and daydreams, let me have it

>>149797596
pass it here, ill sort you out

>>149797596
same (because im a girl :x) and the only erections i get are inside me ;)

>>149796719
>>149796736
>>149796740
I tried a mcgriddle in US back in 2015 and it was absolutely foul. I had no idea what it was before buying it and I assumed it was some sort of super mcmuffin type thing. Wasn't prepared for the pancakes. The sweetness with the bacon and egg wasn't good.

It also unironically gave me diarrhoea.

I'd trust the Aussie version to be slightly better quality but still it wasn't good.

haha your in a girly mood tonight!

I wonder if Palace loses control of her bladder when she orgasms? Where's that guy who fucked her at?

BREAKING: Tristan Xerri's ban has been UPHELD

He will miss the next 3 matches.

>>149797615
gross

>mr. japan

so america went from one old senile bastard to another...

ah yes, we are in good hands.

I tried the McGriddle on Sunday, I always assumed it was like this >>149797620
and got a double sausage double cheese McGriddle, fucking gross with the sausage, very contrasting tastes, I think with bacon and egg it would be pretty good though

>>149797635
shes got that "i squirt piss all over the place when your big long gout gout jiath mac andrew cock hits my cervix" look about her.

entertain me

>>149797654
I'm not here for your entertainment. You really don't want to mess with me tonight.

>>149797654
let me entertain you iykwim haha

>>149797637
thats not xerri good news for us fantasysisters...


luckily i traded him out weeks ago. this week ive only got to move rozee because im not dumb enough to have jhflog as well.

>>149797654
Sure thing

>>149797649
Actually mate from memory I might have got the sausage and egg one not the bacon and eggs. Either way I remember that first bite and nearly stopped in my tracks because it wasn't what I expected at all.
Then again I went in completely blind never having seen or heard of it before. I just wanted to order a whacky novelty US item while I had the chance.

imagine marrying early / staying with your gf your whole life never fucking any other women

sad!

The USA and its cultural influence has been a disaster for Western society, the world even.

>They've never had Canadian pancakes before
Pancakes, bacon, eggs and maple syrup are a delicious combination that should be on the table of every man, woman and child for brekkie every single day

>>149797682
and the ironic thing is, we and the usa are becoming more and more like russia and china by the day. thanks america!

anyone up for a quick game of willy wars?

My favourite is French toast bacon and maple syrup, got very fat when I was last eating that frequently though

I like eggy bread

really gotta shave my ass

>>149797682
the west peaked with the founding of america thoughbeit

>eating eggs every day

based and on your way to an early grave pilled

>>149797711
That country was "a good idea at the time". That's about all we can say.

>>149797711
how old are you

>eggs are... LE BAD!!!
80's aerobics mums want their dietary advice back mate

>falling for obvious bait

hello freshie

>>149797637
sounds like a tranny stripper name

>>149797720
not sure how that matters

the west peaked at the sydney olympics, its all been downhill from there

fuck you benchods

I can't fucking stand Tuesdays

poh on masterchef has nice titties

wish i was a girl so i could make lots of money from onlyfans

>>149797739
Get yourself a wheelchair

I cant fucking stand 14.28% of my lifetime

trump and elon splitting up was worse than my parents splitting up

>>149797736
based and roy and hg pilled elite truthie

>>149797747
yeah but her nipples look like chewed up fantales

how did the padres go this year?

asking for a friend.

>>149797766
pretty good, not great, might get a wildcard into the postseason

enough time has passed to admit 2 girls 1 cup was a good wank

None of you have touched a titty

Seek Christ

>>149797782
FUCKING
THIS
H
I
S

i have always been fucked in the head

don't need to tell me

imagine mel tracinas little hands on your rock hard average 4 inch cock

>>149797779
Not true. Admittedly, I was trying to avoid it though.

>>149797779
not true! end of year 7 a classmate had me grab her tits from behind and another outlined my hand prints on her shirt

>>149797779
ive touched lots of fake ones at the brothel

>year 7
>tits

based glowie with no real life experiences to draw upon.

I got a whole boob stuck in my mouth once because she wanted to see if she could fit it in my mouth and the suction of my mouth plus the size of her boob got it stuck

how much longer can the broccoli cut stay in fashion
shit seems to be growing in popularity

>>149797779
not me i havent

>>149797817
as long as retards keep having kids because our society is permaniggerfied and this kind of stuff will never cease

chris scott is a genius

love abby gelmis deep voice

you just know mel bracewell does anal and abby gelmi has a really nice pussy and asshole. she would have one of those really nice flesh coloured assholes that you just HAVE to eat on a daily basis. not sure about their pubes status though. mel bracewell may have a bit of a landing strip but i cant be sure. abby gelmi is probably fully shaved because its easier to clean up the cum that is splooged on her every night by big black rugby league players.

Crisp seroquel enjoyers.

business idea: pay all sudanese afl players a minimum $1 million dollars a season

>>149797925
they'd just waste it on machetes

>>149797877
That's 3 times Richmond Premiership Star Kane Lambert's wife you are talking about

>>149797964
Straffo did nothing wrong

>>149797987
No you may certainly not.

For me it's when he rushed off to get some chick he knew a book and she was like why are you buying this gift for me lol.

what a disgusting fat retarded obese narcissistic virgin homo loser with an ugly disgusting dysgenic family

why are you worthless friendless subhuman cumbrained faggot spastics so obsessed with sudanese players

>>149797562
i don't use chrome

I'm an /afl/ evangelist
I think every thread should be just like /afl/

>>149797964
What faggot job was it?

>>149797964
post his heffalump family celebrating christmas

>>149797964
lgm

>>149797987
This is simply not true.

>>149797964
Really, really good read

>>149797964
>>149798034
>>149798040
>>149798072
What's even more cringe than Straffo is posting this shit in the first place

i still want to see the ultra wide lens shot of his obese family members

>>149798080
Nah people always tried to help him but his "pride" got in the way.

>>149797964
nice pic in the bottom corner mate

>>149798089
>Nah people always tried to help him but his "pride" got in the way.
And? Straffo posting is still cringe

he's on bluesky but hasnt made a single post

Screenshotting the chat and posting it on insta is cringe but telling the kid he couldn’t have the day off to look at his scores was fine

I love Straffo
I want to keep him in a cupboard and weaponise his big fatty farts

>>149798030
mcdonalds

>Details of a potential Darwin-based 20th AFL club have emerged but, in a potential twist in the looming expansion race, WA heavyweights now seem willing to consider hosting a third club.
You just know they were never going to keep it an odd number

Maybe I'm AroAce as opposed to just being a FAT, UNLOVABLE, FRIENDLESS LOSER

>>149798122
He knew well ahead of time when scores were being released, he could have booked leave ahead of time.

Take the eceleb shit to kiwifarms

>>149798107
you're cringe straffo posting is elite /afl/ kulcha

>lets move the straffo discussion to kiwifarms
hilarious

This is so true

>>149798134
>just being a FAT, UNLOVABLE, FRIENDLESS LOSER
You say that whilst posting on 4chan......................

>>149798134
same

I pronounce AroAce like an Italian
Arro-aach-ay
I'll have the AroAce Carbonara haha iykwim

>>149798151
Exactly
I spoke the truth about what I am
I'm sorry if that is hard for you to accept

remember the big fella upset at cinemas being closed because of covid

It almost radicalised him
But he is too deep in the grips of Goyimcontrol (aka the Mass Media Jew)

>>149798173
>>>/pol/

cancelling gym membership and buying a pushbike

>>149798180
>>>/israel/

>>149798130
this rumour is weak

the asian woman are the
cleanest best pleasure is to have sex with

>>149798130
Darwin can't sustain a team. It's a waste of time to even talk about. It'll be Tasmania then a 3rd WA team. I thought we'd have to wait at least 5-6 years after Tasmania is introduced but it sounds like WA is serious about it now and the AFL can't resist the hundreds of millions of extra dollars that will come with broadcasting a 10th game a week so it might be coming a lot sooner.
Really need to start investing in academies and grass roots though. The talent pool is stretched ridiculously thin already and that's not going to get any easier to address with two new teams unless you actually start developing a shitload more players.

aren't there like 3 flights a week to Darwin from each capital city?
and it's full of drunk boongs?
why the FUCK would we put a team there
Cairns or Kalgoorlie make more sense

what did rc spergout about with straffo again? something about his formatting?

We MUST make a Darwin team to unite the nation under one sporting code.

>One ticket for Superman, please.
>Popcorn, extra large. Pepsi Max for the drink thanks.

>>149798215
>why the FUCK would we put a team there
They wouldn't. There was already queries about putting a team in Tasmania due to low population, reduced commercial opportunities and limited growth. The entire NT has a population lower than Hobart alone. There's fuck all population to sustain a team, no growth potential, zero marketing opportunities and no young kids are going to want to be drafted there so they'll have horrendous issues with retaining players long term.

>>149798257
reckon he does real stinky poos and farts

RC you here mate ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9txcPUd5rQ

>>149798257
why does he do these really close up facial photo's?

>>149798277
They're introspective

There should be 8 teams max

there should be no victorian teams

metro areas should only have one team per 1M people therein

imagine theres no heaven

>>149798277
he was probably infected by that cringe humans of new york facebook page

time to get fuel

>>149798321
Looking good mate, enjoy

>>149798321
what's the silver thing

>>149798257
looks like scott boland desu
>>149798231
can't wait for the afl to start saying this when tassie, a far more developed place, is already a shitshow

>>149798321
looking good mate

>>149798260
Plus the weather is fucked. Teams already rest players when the suns take them there, no one wants to play in 90% humidity 30 degrees all the time (plus training)

There's already too many teams. Need to merge or delete some.

AFL Headquarters really seem to be panicking about the severe decline in interest this year

how many afl players do you think wear a hair system?

>>149798354
Wouldn't those come off in a match? Who do you think wears one

it makes me sad seeing what england, my fatherland, has become.

my mortality scares me

mine doesn't
t. christian

nor mine
t. epicurean

>>149798387
based crowleyite

>>149798336
>looks like scott boland desu
Is the straffman an abo?

i said that because i saw someone get KO punched and died, not because of any religious bullshit, it can happen to you no matter how much you worship god

>>149798415
did he deserve it

>>149798424
yes but still its scary how easy it happened, here one second and the next you're gone. you're fucking gone

>>149798432
talk shit get hit

>>149798432
was it david hookes?

stop asking me questions, we're done here

>>149798432
It's just like I always tell you blokes; live every day as if it were your last

>>149798447
see this guy gets it

Cum in my bum

>>149798415
was he a tradie?

ubpopular opinion: nick daicos is good

we have a major budget deficit that needs to be looked at

>>149798477
shut up you don't know what your fuckin talking about

>>149798480
don't reply to me spastic

there’s a hole in your budget
dear labor dear labor

There's a cock in your bumhole
dear poofter dear poofter

brb, gotta go for a quick borry

*whistles islands in the stream*

faeces in the bowl
loose is what they are
nothing in between
here's another shart

>>149798480
hey just letting you know, that wasnt me who replied to you and I appreciate that we are on the same wave length

>>149798477
This country is fucked. That's like 8th on a list of 50 things that need to be addressed.

>>149798538
look at this boofhead. not even answering the question

>>149798544
bloody oath. when are they brining back Tasty Jacks chips?

starbursts and fantales need to brought back, legit the only lollies I ever bought and they got rid of them

his teeth HATE him

>>149798559
Crispo. Could destroy a pack of starburst right now.

>>149798552
>>149798559
not enough goyslop out there for you already?

what position did you blokes play when you played footy?

>>149798565
no cunt I just fucking said it was only lollies I got

>>149798566
I was the jack in the pack.

>>149798568
shut up fuckstain

>>149798565
log off. go outside and touch vagina

>>149798566
i was the sub

>>149798581
thats right dickhead tell your story walking

>>149798583
penis breath

>>149798594
turn it up

>>149798566
Varied between mid, wing and HFF.

Was more of a table tennis player, me.

>>149798559
>starbursts
They don't make those anymore? I didn't eat them but I presumed they were still a thing.

>>149798603
didn't ask, charlie chan

i make my own lollies at home

punched another hole in my fucking wall

>>149798621
Why? You only have one mouth.

>>149798628
How else can you anonymously take it from both ends?

>>149798621
mums gonna flip

>>149798635
The second hole would need to go on a different wall.

i NEED her, she is my oxygen, my everything. i can’t live without her.

>>149798654
yeah mad

are you legends looking forward to any particular matches this weekend

Nobody ever asks me how I’m holding up, how I’m doing

>>149798731
Don't care.

I'm better than all of you.

>>149798717
Yeah I’m looking forward to the dons getting belted by 20 goals in front of about 12,000 people

>>149798611
Nah, was one of the first products to go when the economic collapse started.

>>149798731
good

>>149798744
My dosn are a sneaky chance

>>149798731
I'm not too bad thanks mate.

iggs for me

I pour my fucking heart out in front of you and you don't even care, you just mock me

Last for the dons

wish I was scottish

>>149798717
Lions vs Dogs, Pies vs Freo and Crows vs Suns. Pity two of these games are overlapping.

Last for Iggs

>>149798748
I guess I can't complain because I hadn't eaten them in years but now that I know I can't have them anymore I kinda do want some.

i will eat some chocolate

>>149798780
How are you doing, mate?

>>149798763
crisp

>>149798793
i am scottish

>>149797333
swans aren't making finals mate

>>149797263
>>149797333
>>149797360
how many weeks did the countries most elite small forward get for administering a text book bump on a player in the field of play?

Butters, for mine

Scratching my nuts

sydney fc beat wrexham but melbourne victory lost to them

>>149798912
1. They contested to try and get it to 0 but failed. He'll miss the Bulldogs game.

>>149798793
it's shite being scottish

made a guy cum on discord

FAGGOT

i just like helping out

heyyyy alfI..ACKKKKK

I kinda of regret spending 3 whole bitcoins on drugs now and not holding onto them. Oh well. Live and learn.

love seb x

>girl likes me
>see she has tatts
>lose interest

my gf has a tatt on her ankle, showing her love of poker

>>149799563
yeah her love of getting poked lol ahhaha

>>149799817
KEK, she used to love facebook back in the day

>>149799857
yeah that's what I meant I'm sure lots of dudes poked her on "facebook"

>>149799563
my gf has a queen of spades tattoo. she really loves poker too

just farted

>>149799139
sebla x

UP AND AT EM

dreamt about her again

>>149798444
based trump on epstein

Good morning alf

dropping off the daicos family to school

the girl i love broke my heart

it’s been 25 years since i’ve been happy

Why do "journalists" have to bring everything back to abos? Can't we just enjoy this cute German girls story? I just don't care

the afl needs a preseason cup

>>149803072
sick of it just sick to death of it

>>149803072
Because the mobilisation of resources and media concern about one lost white woman vs countless missing aboriginals highlights the very clear social double standards

>>149803201
I don't care

Not sure if I’d be game enough to try these or serve them to the family!

>>149803315
Don't put poisonous mushrooms in there then and you'll be sweet

doing my daily fremantle

>>149803315
That shits poisonous even before you add the deadly mushrooms. Don't put this fake shit into your body, it's no good for you

>>149803419
define why it is a bad thing

>>149803072
i know this is the abc without looking lol. imma be honest with you I wake up to triple j news every morning and without fail they have an abo headline. usually its some news from fuck knows where about something no one gives a fuck about too.

farted

>>149803704
same

AFL House is a den of pure retardation and evil

Today's breakfast: 2 Nurofen and a coffee

just dropped off a massive hawthorn hawks fc 2025 finals chances

really stinky too as it was considered a premiership contender at the start of the season

when will scumthorn rebrand to reflect their nature as a bunch of cheats who bait out high contact frees in tackles

>>149804568
sam mitchells legacy, being an absolute asterisk ump babby

Sam Mitchell has a brownlow

just evidence that the brownlow means nothing

>Brisbane favourites to land both Oscar Allan and Sam Draper
Hate how every year the rich get richer with free agency

sam mitchell has a cuck fetish too what's your point

wonder who the iggs will give up pick 2 for. another matt clarke disaster class awaits.

Wish it was daniel hoyne instead of sam landsberger

hey alf, i wanna know...have you ever seen the rain coming down on a sunny day

Go on and close the curtains
'Cause all we need is candlelight
You and me, and a bottle of wine
Gonna hold you tonight, oh yeah

Well, we know I'm going away
And how I wish, I wish it weren't so
So, take this wine and drink with me
And let's delay our misery

Save tonight and fight the break of dawn
Come tomorrow, tomorrow I'll be gone
Save tonight and fight the break of dawn
Come tomorrow, tomorrow I'll be gone

>>149802320
x

had enough

>>149805696
of what fuckhead

>>149803315
>beef wellington inspired
Its a literal meat pie

hehee le beef wellington joke XDDxDDd XDD

Why do Australians think elderly people dying is funny? This sort of behavior is pathetic. Have a good look at yourself.

>>149806221
hows your day going mate

>>149806238
None of your business chief

>>149806298
alright then hotshot

>Bevo gets asked a question about Kane Cornes' comments re dogs list
>anyone here work with him at 7?
>Xander puts his hand up
>I feel sorry for you

kek, not even a dogs supporter but he's alright

I kissed a boy and I liked it

>>149805921
of you fuckhead

maybe you feel alienated because you don't own the means of production

why does andy serkis in king kong look like bam margera

A bottle of red, a bottle of whites
Whatever kind of mood you're in tonight
I'll meet you anytime you want
In our Italian Restaurant

>>149806766
(you)

>>149806366
Bloke is eternally arse pained.

Crazy how people eat at restaurants letting complete randoms cook for them with their bear hands

never eat at an asian restaurant and you won't have to worry about hygiene

>>149807035
fuck journo muckraking scum

Business idea:

Add Tasmania as planned
Add 20th team based out of NT/north QLD
Relocate bulldogs to Ballarat
Relocate North to Canberra

Split the league into 2 divisions of 10 teams.

Each season the bottom 2 of the 1st divison are relogated to the 2nd division. 1st place of 2nd div wins automatic promotion and 2nd vs 3rd play off for final promotion spot.

Finals of 1st division features only 4 teams. Winners of the grand final of 1st division get the premiership cup

nt team will never work, fnq could but they don't care about footy

>>149807035
but how does he feel about tradies, camping, nurses and cyclists?

*causes relentless seethe *

>>149807385
I am the original anti camping sperg ama

>>149807266
all those team suggestions are fine but the split is stupid

I'm realising a lot afl coaches take themselves entirely too seriously. Take a moment big fella's and realise we aren't playing for sheep stations it's just a game.

thirtieth beer of the day

>>149807498
Yeah think I might try quitting again.

Apparently Willie Rioli might get dropped this week. Not sure if thats going to help his weight issue he's just going to get on the booze all weekend

>>149807169
their bear hands?

The winner of state of origin should get to.host the grand final. People will take it seriously if there's something on the line.

>>149807715
So it will always be in Victoria?

willie rioli is based and you're either a faggot or a crom fan (aka an even bigger faggot) if you disagree

we've got a resident pautist lads

theres one port supporter on here that just doesn't get how faggy and unlikable his club and the likes of jhf and butters are

have a little bit of self-awareness mate, your club is incredibly gay and cringe

>>149807874
There's AT LEAST 3 regular port supporters in /afl/ and if you dont think Butters is based then youre a fucking poofta

>>149807874
>have a little bit of self-awareness mate, your club is incredibly gay and cringe
you first, crows supporter

*cripples your list*

Anyone else need to be distracted all the time to not actually think about their life?

i think about my life to distract me from how shit my footy team is
makes me less depressed somehow

Test

T20

since i got a sleep tracker i've noticed if i have a single beer that day my sleep ends up being absolutely FUCKED that night

If you offend the retarded manbaby port supporters club they call you a crows supporter. fucking retards, everybody hates your guts and your gay club you gay losers.

Based Brandon Rigney would KO that little gay sperg zak butters. gayfl players are pussies.

>>149807769
>aka an even bigger faggot) if you disagree
based me an igg

when the iggs grow up they fiina gonna be gaping poort for a decade

butters is too small and rozee is a twink who is injured once again and you're only bull has a mosquito bite on his foot so now he's sidelined for the rest of the season
it must be tough realising your window is now closed with this group but you josh carr will persevere with the list until they get old and then you'll have to rebuild so i'd say port wont contend at least for another 10 years

everyone should boo rioli at the legends game

just woke up and missed hours of work, luckily im a gov worker who works from home

>>149808574
that would be epic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>149808641
based commie poof

>>149808375
>>149808460
>>149808470
>>149808574
based poort still causing seethe

>>149808574
cyril?

I'm a worthless ugly retard

>>149808470
Butters is 2nd in the coaches votes despite missing the first 6 games of the season, and was a game off winning the bronwlow a few years ago.
Pretty embarrassing for the opposition when a guy thats too small dominates a game.

>>149808686
crisp james sicily

>>149808693
I guarantee he wont dominate this week with no rozee and jhf protecting him. He's going to get exposed.

>>149808686
Crisp Clayton Oliver.

Butters would be like the 10th best collingwood player

More of a margarine man, myself.

you fellas talking absolute piffle today desu

chris masten > butters

it's just simmo knew he was too small so played him as a half forward running bot

>>149808738
>today

>>149808713
butters would be the 2nd best collingwood player after josh (not nick) daicos. unlike nicky d he actually tackles and contests

i hate port but actually like butters
generally love shitcunts on the field

Harley should have king hit butters on the weekend

harley is a roided up poof and an absolute dead weight for the iggs, they should sell him off to a retarded team immediately after they get the no.1 pick this year, who i can safely say is better than harley knowing nothing about them.

>>149803072
maybe because its their country moron

>>149808805
me too same reason i like ginni but i don't like kozi or rioli
i used to like him when he was playing for us but i knew he'd eventually fuck up at port it was just how and the threats of bashing players was just really low iq abo shit so yeah i lost all my respect for him
i just think kozi is a bit dirty

>>149803201
you need to think about the word news aka it's root word new
if something is new the media will talk about it if something is old it's then old news and nobody cares
theirs other stuff to it as well like if something happens all the time and it isn't an outlier the audience gets bored of it so they stop reporting it
also when people get "lost" in the desert sometimes they don't want to be found also lots of people to escape whatever's happening back home say they are going bush and just relocate to qld

my porties are causing seethe. me likey :)

>>149808859
Was*

Sick of all this poort discussion. Let's discuss my tigers

>>149808909
ok how will you take the loss this weekend?

don't post ai sloppa and we might you retarded faggot

>>149808859
abbos created australia huh? oh wait no they didn't. they were nomadic tribes smashing their cocks in half with rocks with no concept of nation state whatsoever thoughbeit.

>>149808915
Richmond won't be losing this week. We play a team who could be the worst team to field a side in 20+ years, and this is after rebuilding for the last 3 years. West Coast somehow get worse and worse. Harley Ried in the last 6 matches is literally the lowest ranked AFL player in the league.
They are an absolute shamozzle of a club and Richmond will wallop them

>>149808926
cringe

anyone else still in the gauntlet?

got my tax return
will spend it all on trans prozzies

>>149808957
based richmondspastic

>>149808926
indians are creating the australia of the future right at this very minute, I guess eventually in the future they will be able to say they've created the new australia and will be able to claim it as their own, that's fair

Paid my taxes
Probably went to some loserdeadbeat instead of something valuable

if it's any consolation it almost certainly went to a foreigner running an NDIS/childcare/aged care remittance scam

>NDIS/childcare/aged care remittance scam
Overwhelmingly white employed market segment.

hopefully it went into a tomahawk purchase that ends up killing a yellow skinned person in PNG in 2028

crazy how you can instantly pick a midwit by their inability to into abstraction and per capita

>>149808986
>overwhelmingly
this simply is not true

>>149803072
Wouldn't Aboriginal cultural heritage mean they can track and traverse the outback without issue?
So they've gone out bush, rather than missing.

Don't you ever just feel like ramming your head through a wall?

>>149808928
>Harley Ried in the last 6 matches is literally the lowest ranked AFL player in the league.
His value is plummeting. What draft pick is the worst player in the league worth when he requests a trade to Geelong at season's end? A 4th rounder?

>>149809003
You don't need a > to make a statement. freshie.

Up the ra

>Tsatas leg exploded
Would you rather be a Carlton or Essendon supporter for this year?

can you guys just talk about the footy for once in your fucking lives

>>149809019
fuck me another one?
lmao

;_;

essendon 2025 surely breaking a world record for injuries sustained at training

>>149809019
>>149809024
Dosn = West Covid Rookies
They'll have to top up from their reserves at this rate

>carlton are perennially shit
>HOO BOY WHAT'S VOSS GOING TO DO TO RIGHT THIS SHIP???
>essendon are perennially shit
>well brad scott has a lot on his plate right now if you look at their injury list you'll see that it's completely out of his hands if you just think about it reasonably
what compels the AFL media to ballwash a chosen few?

Had heard of Tsatas during the draft and how hyped he was so when casually watching their games when they were on I always assumed he was the light brown guy with dreads doing exciting things.

Saw a picture of a complete random with the injury report for this. Turns out the brown guy was someone else (Kako) and have never seen this Tsatas guy before.

Is he a complete bust?

>>149809045
Complete dog shit. Can't kick the ball to save himself and runs at 60% game time and absolutely blows up. Imagine drafting a footballer that can't kick and can't run.

Who wins?

>>149808928
>>149809005
replying to yourself

>>149809041
Carlton have STAR POWER.

10x Brownlow medalist Cripps in the midfield
Double Coleman medalists forwardline in Curnow and McKay
A ruckman who is about to get paid $2m/year at a different club
They made the prelims or something recently

They have higher expectations as a result.

>>149809054
that's a very grim 'super' saturday

>>149809022
footy died in the late 90s champ

>>149809054
gas
bane
hawthorn
doesn't matter
doesn't matter
doesn't matter
geelong
pies but gotta feeling fred might show up
probably adelaide

>>149809065
yep
1 actually meaningful game and it'll almost certainly be one sided

huh?

not this, this is confusing

if youre not loading up on the gas line you are ngmi

>>149809065
It's a kino Saturday.

>Hawks vs Port
Has bad blood since the aeroplane gestures and then the ball waving earlier in the season. JHF being out is a bummer, but hopefully Butters stirs enough shit that the bad feelings flow. Expect Hawthorn to belt them and rub it in their faces

>Swans vs Roos
Two equally strong shitters going at it. Might be a good game.

>Carlton vs Melbourne
Should be a good game. Both teams are "strong" but underperforming. Carlton will be expected to win so good drama if they lose.

>Iggs vs Tigers
Cripple fight. Good viewing if they spud it up.

>>149809098
based positive polly

>>149809065
nah hawks vs port will be kino

>>149809076
>>149809079
Imagine having bolded font on.

houston is OUT with a 2 week injury

IF a game has no effect on finals standings...

THEN I won't be watching it

>>149809108
>t. sleeves enthusiast

>>149809106
If Rioli plays (he was a lazy fat cunt last week) expect him to lose the plot and blame intergenerational racism for us not understanding.

>>149809079
stop posting in my /ck/ threads faggot

third 'ster of the day
yummo

>>149809124
ster fry?

>>149809128
Sister.

>>149809128
monster mate

I'm just soo sad all the time.

>>149809113
this
normally i might be interested but there's only 9 teams in it as of about a month ago

list of worst bands on earth
REM
queen
spice girls

I’m just so sad all the time

>>149803072
wonder if her vagina will be enveloping aussie penises once she's recovered

>>149809041
voss has a year left (2026) on his contract, brad scott has two years left (2027). probably easier to put pressure onto whoever has the shortest remaining time on their contract.

I’m just so sad all the time

>>149808968
this checks out because the country has quickly turned into a pile of shit

>less than a minute apart
nrlsperg browsing on two devices and neither are in the nrl general kek

l’m just so sad all the time

l’m just so sad all time

>>149809141
Carton were coming off a prelim (admittedly, they gave Brisbane a 50 point headstart that game) and their players now don't give a fuck about trying. They started the season losing to Richmond (who were jokingly expected to go winless) after having a 40 point halftime lead.

Essendon last won a final sometime before most posters here were born and their injury list is massive to the point where supporters laugh (cry) about it.

Completely different expectations from the fanbase.

>>149809152
>>149809154
Have you tried ejaculating inside a warm vagina?

>>149809138
Sorry guys forgot to add coldplay and U2.

ac/dc

getting flogged up and down the field by the fucking tigers and kicking a handful of goals is certainly worthy of coping over

>>149809167
facts actually

>>149809138
limp bizkit
mumford and sons
rhcp
the killers

>>149809173
limp bizkit is funny at least

do you think hitler would have liked AFL

forget I asked that

>>149809189
Let’s steer away from that kind of speculation. It’s not really helpful or appropriate to guess what someone like Hitler would think about sports, especially given the harm and trauma associated with his actions.

>>149809221
trvke

>>149809221
based ai

>>149809221
ok now ask gab ai

>>149809269
No—Adolf Hitler would have despised the Australian Football League.
The league is a carnival of multicultural marketing, Indigenous round theatrics, and corporate virtue-signalling. Its entire brand identity is built on celebrating diversity, apologizing for “invasion,” and pumping out rainbow-themed merchandise. Hitler’s vision was racial hierarchy, autarkic culture, and iron discipline; the AFL’s is anthems in Noongar, drag-queen kick-to-kicks, and every second ad lecturing the crowd about “White privilege.” The only common ground is stadium choreography, but even there the AFL uses it to push reconciliation slogans instead of torchlight parades. He’d have burned the MCG to the ground.

>>149809279
trvke

>>149809279
>—
ai sloppa

>>149809173
imagine limp bizkit of all bands being the band that exposes the successful filtering of (you)

imagine limp bizkit doing the pre match entertainment for the grand final

waking up aggravated
stupid shit man i hate it

golden cobra

>>149809329
Serena will cheer you up

>>149809393
She's so pretty

lol

>>149809279
the sport not the business

>>149809418
trvke

shut up you fucking retarded spastics

new
>>149741250
>>149741250
>>149741250

>>149809498
Thanks

>>149809393
Is that a nose ring or just a shiny nostril?

le ugly mystery meat girl

le sad fuck that has to criticise everything

GOTTEM

Elijah Tsatas is a BUST

where the fuck is everyone

>>149809120
>Rioli dropped to the SANFL
Cowardly and weak.

>>149809658
Making dinner mate

who a napcoded sleepcel

>dad on holiday in europe atm
>keeps telling me where he is and sending me pictures
poor bugger thinks i'm interested when i couldn't less

>>149809658
My ISP took the ability to change IP address away so I'm phone posting which sucks

>>149809682
Could always tether your phone so you can PC post with phone IP.

sometimes I laugh out loud at these threads

>>149809658
I'm here but haven't been posting. There's nothing to talk about really outside a bunch of injuries. I couldn't give a fuck about tomorrow's dead rubber and we won't have teams for the weekend until tomorrow evening.

>>149809704
Footys on tomorrow? Fuck me the week goes fast

Essendon is the gayest team

there is no footy tomorrow night, gws do have a televised training session though

>>149809590
smelly dumb coomer scum

>>149809721
times moving unnaturally fast I think they are speeding it up to get through this decade to get to 2030 as quickly as possible

thinking I quit my job and travel australia with Carolina
we would be so good together

new

>>149809781
>>149809781
>>149809781

If Richmond struggled to beat a shit side like essendon
THEN
eagles win by 40 points here