wtf is this guy's problem?

>>149798507 (OP)
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cn5kpd4y2yvo

>Spain's Ministry of Social Rights has asked the country's prosecutor's office to investigate Barcelona winger Lamine Yamal after he reportedly hired people with dwarfism to perform at his 18th birthday party

>Lamine Yamal hosted a party on Sunday at a rented property in Olivella, a small town 50 kilometres north west of Barcelona, with guests including YouTubers, influencers, and several Barcelona team-mates

>It is alleged Lamine Yamal hired a group of entertainers with dwarfism, something the Association of People with Achondroplasia and other Skeletal Dysplasias in Spain (ADEE) described as 'unacceptable in the 21st century'

Having to live up to Messi's legacy

don't the WWE always use these guys? how come they're allowed

>>149798524
america is the land of the free

>hey dwarf entertainer dudes do you want to come over and do my party, I'll pay you
>yeah sure
>liberals lose their shit and deny the dwarves employment
this is another Peter Dinklage situation

>Dwarves get upset when they're used in entertainment (Yamal Party)
>Dwarves get upset when they're not used in entertainment (Snow White)
Dwarves are just always upset. They're literally the manlets manlet.

>>149798532

>>149798537
>it's racist to use dwarves as dwarves because you're objectifying their condition for profit
>it's racist to use non-dwarves as dwarves because you're appropriating their likeness and denying them jobs
the solution is to delete all drarves from all media and pretend they don't exist

>>149798507 (OP)
>inviting AEW to your birthday party
grim

change "dwarfism" for "black", suddenly it sounds a bit weird

>>149798507 (OP)
Neymar Career 100% Speedrun [All Glitches]

>>149798517
I dont get it
We arent allowed to hire people for entertainment anymore?

>>149798537
It's not the dwarves that are upset, but some small time NGOs that just want publicity and madrid media that want to damage a barca player.

>>149798507 (OP)
Seems like a very little thing to get worked up about, no big deal at all

hope he ends in prison with his PEDO dad

>>149798859
apparently not
the dwarves have won :(

>>149798507 (OP)
So he hired the Lollipop Guild for his 18th b-day party. Wow, that's gotta be the worst thing anyone ever did at age 18, without exception.

Has anyone asked the actors and entertainers how they felt about a paid gig? Are they complaining for getting work?

>>149798529
I hate that faggot. He thinks he's Brad Pitt of midgets.

Where is Freddie Mercury when you need him?

>>149798517
>>149798529

Just because he launched midgets with a cannon doesn’t mean he doesn’t respect them.

>>149800156
Did you know that he is younger player to launch midgets with a cannon?

>>149798517
Did he also hire normal height people to perform? Wouldn't it be discrimination not to hire dwarves to perform if he did?

>>149800180
He also hired whores

>>149798874
Sure, its all Madrid fault

>>149800192
he hired midgets, reagulr sized entertainers and hookers. they made a deal, got paid, and everyone was happy.
This is like going to an adoption center and picking up a border collie and PETA gets mad because you didn't adopt an ugly dog.

>>149798507 (OP)
Kick it out (the midge)

>>149798507 (OP)
Yeah this guy is speedruning his career.
Ansu Fati 2.0 vibes.

>>149798507 (OP)
And people want to compare this wanna be with Tsuuu?
He doesn't have half of the discipline.
Yamal is just Neymar 2.0

>>149798507 (OP)
legal in england

>>149801201
forgot pic

>>149798507 (OP)
Isn't this ableism? They are basically saying if you are a midget you can't work as a performer.

>>149800439
of course the madridista itt is a sudaca

>>149801213
So you're saying Yamal will be riding the bench at United within a few years

>>149801213
whats with spanish speakers and midgets

>>149798517
Literally nothing wrong with this.

>>149801377
midgets are funny

>>149798507 (OP)
Browns really love wolf of wall street

>>149801446
Has 4chan responded to his letter?

btw one of the midgets came out to support Pañal, saying party hosting and entertainment is what he does for a living, that he was treated with respect and that it's not the first time the association tries to fuck them by speaking over them like this, so it's probably going to be a nothingburger

That being said, the funniest part of it all is how this midget stuff got more media coverage than Asencio being mid trial for sharing child pornography and Ancelotti being found guilty for tax evasion.

And then they say Florentino doesn't control football media in Spain

>>149801812
>Asencio being mid trial for sharing
actual peruano kind or the '17 and 364 days old you sick fuck kind'?

>>149801839
I think 15-16, but that doesn't matter, it's both still a crime and also in Spain you get crucified by women for this kind of shit, so there's no excuse for how much they've bleached his image for the past 4 months or so

>>149801693
Their silence speaks volumes

>>149801812
el asenciANO

>>149801812
>speaking over them
heh

>>149798507 (OP)
>>149798517
>commits a crime in his first day as an adult
an exemplary black man

>>149801981
Great post

why is a dwarf not allowed to work as an entertainer in Spain??

Moor and nagger breed

tallies want to keep the short man down

>>149801446
this is like U2 bringing out salman rushdie
maybe the next club world cup 'half time show' could feature a midget being used as a ball in a penalty shoot-out

Is this a sport?

>>149798507 (OP)

having a criminal deadbeat dad. from now is the moment it's going to show.

>>149798507 (OP)
I'd like to think he recreated Euro Final with midgets like Joffrey.

>>149798532
He really is the same character like in Life is Short. Does he just google his name every day to see who's talking shit about him?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQhxYxVCWrk

>>149803237
kek

>>149798517
>Ministry of Social Rights

>>149803745
what of the dwarven folk's right to perform for young footballers?

>>149798537
>>149798874
It's not just that the dwarves aren't upset, the dwarves are actually publicly stating they're not upset with Yamal. The dwarves are actually complaining about the government, saying the government is trying to take away their right to work for a living in the name of social justice.

>>149804397
Spanish football in shambles

>>149801981
Purely socioeconomic reasons.

>>149803032
Didn't they have a one handed midget during the CWC Final Halftime show? I went to the shitter but I saw the tail end of it.

>>149804528
Actually he's not a midget and he has two hands. He just has claws instead of hands and feet. He's like an Iraqi Penguin.

But the difference is they didn't hire him so people can make fun of him.

>>149804397
Why do I get the feeling that if it were Vini, Mbappe or Jude with dwarves at their party that we'd never hear the end of how they're in a satan worshipping cabal or whatever, but since it's everyone's golden child people are bending over backwards to excuse him for everything?

>>149804719
Because you're a retarded madridista >>149801812 and should kill yourself

im a right wing chud, i care more about the fact that he's a negro than the other shit.

however, normies are such stupid fucking retards. literally cattle.

they're making dwarf jokes going against their god of progressivism. if the issue was race or gender, those same people who are ok with making jokes about little people, would fucking scream and demand hate speech laws, some would even cheer the racist posts to be arrested.

their moral values are what netflix and what their jewcare dayjob tells them.

>>149804528
for me, it was when morgan freeman had a chat with that half-man at the 2022 world cup opening ceremony

>>149804805
Have fun watching this guy turn into Fati 2.0 this season culer chud

>>149805051
Won an Euros, he can get his legs amputated for all I care, already got more than I needed from his career

I love how small he is, how easily I can pin him down with one hand while his useless little limbs flail helplessly beneath me. His wrists snap with a crisp pop when I twist them too far, his high-pitched screams music to my ears as I lift him by the throat just to watch his tiny feet kick at nothing before slamming him back down hard enough to crack ribs. The scalper glides through his skin like paper, peeling him open inch by inch while he jerks and whimpers, his broken fingers twitching pathetically as if they could still stop me. He's so compact, so perfectly sized for destruction, like a doll made to be torn apart, and when I finally drive the blade in deep his insignificant little body barely even bleeds enough to stain the floor. Every gasp, every shuddering breath is a delight because he knows now what he always was: nothing but a plaything for someone stronger, a joke finally getting the punchline he deserves.

>>149805968
>scalper
retard

>>149805051
he'll be the greatest player of all time