Dan's face when edition

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Previous thread: >>149781418

Waka Flocka will win this basho.

>>149799889 (OP)
Shishi on suicide watch

>>149799889 (OP)
Dan's eating good tonight! Shame he couldn't beat a proper yokozuna, though.

>>149797206
Hosh is just an idiot. The way to beat Dan that he has no counter for has been put on display, Onosato did it yesterday, Kinbozan did it twice so far, just use your reach advantage to prevent him from getting close and Dan is toothless. Deciding to grapple with Dan instead is retarded.

Feels like it was just last week Hoshoryu was bragging that he felt too good, his conditioning was too perfect.

>>149800130
very funny quote in hindsight. will be even funnier when he pulls out.

hoshoryu bros...
we can get like a 12-3, 11-4, right?

>>149800262
Hope you're ready for another 5-5-5

>>149800262
He's unironically gonna meet up with Dan on day 15 in 11-4 column

idk about you guys or if there is an actual standard they're supposed to meet but for me a yokozuna should get double digit wins, so while 10-5 isn't great obviously if hoshoryu pulls through with double digit i'll be fine with it (he's not)

>>149800311
The standard is that the yokozuna I dislike must win every yusho or else he's a fraud.

>>149800331
tvth nvke honestly

>>149800311
Kakuryu had a pair of 9-6s in his first 2 years, but after that he started dropping out if he had a shit start. Kakuryu also had 5 14-1s over his career to balance it out which Hoshoryu direly needs to imitate at least once or everyone's opinion of him will continue to worsen.

>>149800262
He could probably get 11-4 if they let him fight down in Juryo for the rest of the basho.

>>149800262
More like kyujo before the second week.

>>149800369
in kakuryu's defense he was also up against much stouter competition

>>149800311
I like Hoshoryu but it's really disappointing how many Kinboshi he's giving out, Kinboshi should be something rare and exciting, not something to constantly fear when a Yokozuna goes up against a significantly lower ranked wrestler

>>149800417
Also in his defense, even though he had a reputation as a kinboshi printer, he took the lion's share of his losses in the last 5 days against the myriad other yokozuna and ozeki there were in his time.

Kusano Ozeki in less than 2 years
Dan Ozeki in less than 1 year
Kirishima Ozeki before this year ends

Screencap this post.

>>149800535
Kirishima Ozeki this basho once Hoshoryu drops out. Only Onosato will stop him.

Day 3 and the thread is already full of whinging. Bunch of women in here, apparently.

>>149800729
>Bunch of women in here
God, I wish.

>>149800784
Why is sumo so popular among asian women but western fans are all men? Is it entirely a status thing?

>>149800729
There's never a bunch of women when you're around.

>>149800729
i wish i was a woman

>>149800801
When western male interest passes a certain level women will follow. All women at sporting events are there for male attention. The straights for mates, the dykes for their absentee fathers.

>>149800801
Are you kidding me? Have you ever browsed normalfag places like facebook communities or instagram comments? It's filled with old hags and christmas cakes fetishizing about rikishis destroying them in the bed. Literally GIWTWM level.

>>149800991
>normalfag places
Those are sujos, not normalfags. Normalfags don't watch sumo.

>>149800991
>Have you ever browsed normalfag places like facebook communities or instagram comments?
I am quite happy to say I haven't and don't compare that 3.5/10 to the cute asians that like sumo. To people I've talked to irl, only men have shown interest.

Lmfao I cant BELIEVE that fucking CHUMPZUNA Hosh actually LOST to Aonishiki

Holy fuck lmfao
Holy fucking fuck lolololololol


I particularly enjoyed Hoshs initial opening because he so clearly thought he was going to do what Onosato did

Oh my fuck lmao
Lol

>>149801185
and he set a record for the fastest kinboshi since 1958, when 6-basho system was introduced.

>>149801395
He got in just barely under the wire because last night was the last opportunity he'll have to get one. From here on out he will be sanyaku ranked until he retires in all his matches against yokozuna.

Gino sho pretty much in the bag for Dan now that he knocked off a zuna and an ozeki.

>>149801451
Outstanding performance rather than technique in the bag, but if he keeps on pulling off obscure kimarite then he might earn a gino-sho too. The Aminishiki in him really shines through

>>149801484
it's kinda insane that he got a stable master that's pretty much tailor-made to his style

>>149801549
Wait until Aminishiki teaches him to henka like a pro

>>149801549
I think this is the real deciding factor. Super rookies like Hakuoho and Takerufuji are too different from their teachers to reach their full potential.

Up until about 12 hours ago there was a highly vocal anti-Dan contingent in these threads, but since then they seem to have all disappeared. Curious, where could they have all gone too? Did they all return to reddit or something?

>>149801625
I'm letting you all have your time in the sun since he pulled off a big win. That said, I was never anti-Aonishiki as much as I was annoyed at his cock-sucking contingent in these threads.

>>149801625
There's never been an "anti-Dan contingent". People just hate that one guy who's been gushing over him all year - who is surprisingly quiet considering his sumoshi just got a gold star. I was half expecting a cum tribute when I opened the thread this morning.

>>149801654
maybe his job was to make us hate Aonishiki?

>>149801654
Exactly so.
I'm probably one of the more vocal anti-danfags and talking about Aonishiki doesnt bother me. The danfag does.

I think its the height of hilarity that Hosh lost to him and therefore I dont even begrudge the thread having Aonishikis face on if.

I still dont like the danfag though.

>>149801625
He's not among my favorite rikishis, but I'll gladly take him over any active mongolian rikishi.

>>149801650
The people who recognized his talent and potential early on and way before you did just know sumo better than you do. Thats no reason to get upset at Danfans, its yourself who you should be unhappy with.
And it was pretty obvious all along too, he has been plowing his way up the ranks at a ridiculous pace, like about as fast as Teru when he was returning after his long layoff. Nobody who isn't something special does that.
Anti-Dans should apologize and recant

>>149801734
Bit thick, are we?

Aonishiki will never be Dan in my heart

>>149801742
Same here
I dislike the nickname usurpation, its not right

>>149801734
There are no anti-Dans, only anti-Danfags, and they are entirely in the right. Danfag is cancer.

>>149800331
Every yusho? Heck, we'd settle for one

>>149801734
I've never had a problem with Aonishiki. He's a promising young lad and seems like a nice enough guy. I just don't particularly care about individual rikishi and think it's embarrassing when other people do to such an extent. Today's makuuchi men will mostly be retired or unsalaried in ten years, and many will be gone in five, getting attached to them is like getting attached to a short-lived pet.

>>149801742
Big Dan vs Small Dan

>>149801723
>The danfag
Thats just your schizo paranoid imagination playing tricks on you, there is no "danfag", there are a lot of insightful and intelligent sumo observers who all reached the same conclusion about Dan early on and have been consistently mentioning his brilliance ever since. "A lot" might be too big of a term there given how few individuals actually post on 4chan sumo threads, but it is at least several.

>>149801763
>I just don't particularly care about individual rikishi and think it's embarrassing when other people do to such an extent.
I agree that forming a parasocial relationship with a wrestler is silly, but it is interesting to watch how wrestlers develop as they rise up the ranks.

t. Has watched every single match Oho has ever fought starting in maezumo.

>>149801790
Its you on a vpn, faggot. Think thats not obvious? This will never work and you are too stupid to attempt this kind of manipulation.

>>149801796
Yeah, sure it is. But I don't miss them when they retire, because they're only ever temporary bearers of the sumo mantle.

>>149801745
Dan the 2nd inherited the crown on the dohyo in Iwatomo oyakata's penultimate bout. The title transfer was plain as day and you have no reason or right to challenge it. Musashigawa's rapidly rising false Dan is the only one on the horizon who can possibly usurp the honor of being sumo's reigning Dan

>>149801790
What the other anon said, you're not fooling anyone just because you put a Japanese flag on. You're too much of a schizo to hide your habits.

i have decided that going forward, my fizeek goal is chiyonofuji

>>149801888
Nice, mine is Akiseyama

>>149801869
This is correct. It isn't usurpation at all, it was an honourable and proper passing of the Dantorch.

>>149801594
You jest, but Abi will be a stablemaster one day

>>149800565
>only Onosato can stop Kirishima

>SAY!
>MY!
>NAME!

"Dan" is a concept.

Now lets not get cocky after beating the guy known for losing

>>149801995
I just can't shake the feeling that Dan's heading for a catastrophic injury. He fights like a better-designed and less flashy version of Ura, and I fear for his knees.

>>149802032
He is still really young, he has years to go before he does enough cartilage damage to himself to get a serious injury. Ura was in his mid 20s when he first broke down.

>>149801599
exactly. it feels like Takeru is getting worse since he has his own style.. or rather used to have his own style.

oh man
i know sobrino is feeling some type of way right now
his spirit is going to break if not already broken
yokozuna title isnt just any burden

I can't even be mad about the Dan OP, he's earned this one.

>>149801930
>An entire stable of rikishi trained to do nothing but henka and nodowa
That would be the funniest shit not gonna lie.

>>149802032
Most injuries seem to come from training honestly. Guys do too many matches and break themselves. Hoshoryu's toe injury from training might be the reason for his sketchy performance. Daieisho tore his calf muscle in training. Very few injuries seem to come from Ozumo matches. Guys need to tone that shit down. Just look at Onosato, he gets criticised for barely doing any training matches and yet look at the guy obliterate everyone. Avoiding injuries is half the battle. The other half is being fucking huge.

>>149802103
Remember Atamifuji
Only 22 now, everyone thought he was sanyaku material last year (I still do)
Now hip arthritis and struggling
Nothing is guaranteed

>East Sanyaku
2-10
>West Sanyaku
10-2

why is sad anoumi?

>>149802308
big body but no big brain to use it

>>149802308
What's a noumi?

>>149802310
He isn't all that big, I like watching him, clever and agile. Gets more than his fair share of exciting wins by ring edge reversals.

>>149802308
he won the yusho of life

>>149802319
About ¥350

>>149802310
>big body but no big brain to use it
That would be shounanoumi.
Sada has that fucking dawg in him, extremely competent belt fighter who almost always fights from the front.
I'd but him in the generally underrated category.
Pic related reminds me how much I miss nhk coverage, the slightly behind the scenes views when they are walking down the hanamichi and meeting their attendents.

>>149803128
Humiliation ritual

>11-4 and a jump up the banzuke
>"Okay but now Dan's hit his ceiling"
>11-4 and a jump up the banzuke
>"Okay but now Dan's hit his ceiling"
>11-4 and a jump up the banzuke
>"Okay but now Dan's hit his ceiling"
>11-4 and a jump up the banzuke
>"Okay but now Dan's hit his ceiling"
It's actually fucking stupid. If he can reliably get that right hand belt grip (Kirishima and WTK aren't prepared to stop him getting it) I don't know who can stop Aonishiki this basho besides Onosato running away with it. Hoshoryu is meant to the THE belt fighter and he was made to look like a chump.

AND HE'S ONLY FUCKING TWENTY ONE, THIS IS HAKUHO LEVELS OF NONSENSE

>>149803203
Its really not that impressive. Stop working yourself into this masturbatory frenzy. Do you need to watch Onosato push him out with as much resistance as a toddler again?

>>149783076

>>149803226
What I want to watch now is their next match. What happened yesterday is clear; Onosato's tachiai lifted Dan up and prevented him from putting his plan into action. That lift plus the raw power deleted Dan. But Aminishiki isn't a stupid Oyakata, and Aonishiki's drive to win probably tops Onosato's. Their next match will be super fucking interesting and at this moment I wouldn't want to call it.

>>149803203
>I don't know who can stop Aonishiki this basho
Didn't you just point out that he's lost four times in each of the last few tournaments? Were there four Onosatos on the banzuke in May?

>>149803256
Ill call it now. Onosato victory.

>>149803258
He's still developing in experience, technique, and body. Guys reach their physical peak in their mid to late 20s, and Dan is just 21.

>>149803262
And Hoshoryu beat Onosato in May. Sometimes that isn't the point. Onosato aside, Dan's belt fighting has looked as overwhelming as Onosato's driving force.

Give the danfags a fingernail and they take the arm

>>149803203
In the perfect clown world he'd make ozeki on nothing but 11-4's in top division

>>149803272
That's not an answer, is it? To rephrase the question, Aonishiki has dropped several bouts in both of his previous bashos in makuuchi. He's lost to Churanoumi, and Kinbozan, and Wakatakakage. He's not an unstoppable belt monster that nobody can deal with, he can and has lost to men on both ends of the division. He's on a hot streak, sure. One of the hottest, even. But thus far in makuuchi, he's failed to deliver a properly dominant performance that would warrant a "who is left to stop him" type of reaction.

it's day 15
here's the final match
yokozuna vs yokozuna
hoshoryu vs onosato
and hoshoryu wins with a yorikiri!
onosato finishes with another 14-1 yusho and hoshoryu improves to 5-10 showing his mongolian yokozuna spirit

>>149803339
In a perfect clown world he'd make yokozuna on back to back 11-4 Y

>>149803348
I wasn't a dickrider before this basho, but he's just gone 2-1 against the top 3 rikishi in sumo right now, and his style should match up extremely well against Kirishima and WTK since they're just worse versions of Hoshoryu. I can see a 12-3 from him and many raised eyebrows. Hell the only other guy whose style would work against him is Daieisho and he's FUCKING DEAD. Abi will probably beat him with dumb shit thobeit.

>>149803418
You're definitely riding dick alright

>>149803360
Imagine

>>149803464
I'm riding dick and it's nudging my prostate.

>>149803479
Yeah everyone can see it
You've got assless chaps on in the middle of the street

>>149803418
This is seriously disingenuous, and you know it. Kotozakura is in a massive slump at the moment, and hasn't put up a good score for six months. Hoshoryu has lost all of the consistency he had as an ozeki and is performing on par with his disastrous debut basho so far. Sure, on paper it looks good, but Aonishiki's performance thus far isn't an indication that he'll effortlessly smash through the rest of the san'yaku. Also, Kirishima and Wakatakakage are far from "worse versions of Hoshoryu" even when Hoshoryu is in a good frame of mind, and both men are wrestling far better than Hoshoryu is this basho.

>THIS IS HAKUHO LEVELS OF NONSENSE
lmfao calm down

>>149803351
I crapped for gleat mongorian sumo

>>149803517
When's the last time someone 21 or younger earned a kinboshi? I await your answer.

>>149803557
When was the last time a yokozuna gave away as many kinboshi as Hoshoryu? What's he on now, a full third of all his fights against rank and filers?

>>149803492
>n..no that win doesn’t count
He is beating the people who are at the top whether you think it’s bs or not that’s all he can do. It’s clear onosato is the best wrestler right now but Dan is not far behind him. Your pathetic coping makes you look like a salty woman.

>>149803557
>getting a kinboshi against failshoryu = hakuho
LOL

>>149803586
Your rampant dicksucking is whats womanly around here

>>149803585
>When was the last time a yokozuna gave away as many kinboshi as Hoshoryu?
Do you want a serious answer to that question? Asashoryu. Both N*phew and Uncle gave away 7 kinboshi in their first 3 basho as Yokozuna. But of course, this basho isn't done yet and N*phew could still give away more, but when you consider how overwhelmingly dominant Uncle went on to be, we really do still need to give Hoshoryu some time.

>>149803586
These are men, not algorithms. They are fallible and inconsistent. Beating Hoshoryu and Kotozakura right now isn't a particularly high bar to clear and can't be used as a prediction for fighting men who are in good condition. So far, Aonishiki has beaten men who are performing poorly and been beaten by a man who is performing well. We will have to wait for more fights to establish how well Aonishiki is doing relative to the field.

I would love to talk about any other rikishi than Aonishiki. We've done about enough of that to last 3 basho already. How about Kinbozan? Will he ever pull himself together to show his 12-3 form again? He looks like he's consistently a half step behind and losing for it, and it's obvious he's getting frustrated.

>>149803651
Agreed. Thats enough of Aonishiki for at least anothet 20 threads or so.

>>149803638
So far Aonishiki has looked like a man who simply cannot lose once he gets a grip on his opponent's belt.

>>149803651
I dunno man, what else is spicy this basho? Ura, Ichi, and Mitakeumi are known to be capable of things beyond their current rank so their 3-0s aren't too big of a shock. Maybe you wanna talk about Tamawashi chokeholding motherfuckers? I'm personally offended about my fucking dog being 0-3.

>>149803348
Seems like anyone with the right combo of power and reach can beat Dan by going Akebono style on him same as Onosato did. Kinbozan already did it twice. There aren't too many guys who can do it, but they're pretty much all in joi or above so Dan is going to face them all eventually. Thats why I wouldn't be surprised to see a 8-7 or worse finish for Dan.
Don't get too excited just because he beat Horseshitryu. If you look at the NHK replay and focus on Horse's taped foot you can that he tripped on his own toes like an uncoordinated retard, probably overstretched some foot ligaments doing it too. Just because he is ranked yokozuna doesn't mean he is one of the most difficult fights on Dan's card.

>>149803673
I don't agree with any sort of conditional unbeatability in sumo as a whole due to how chaotic and fast the matches can be, and I fully expect every belt fighter to lose a belt battle sooner or later, because everyone always has. However, that aside, you don't always get to do your brand of sumo.

>>149803791
Hoshoryu injured his toe in practice last week, I think. I wouldn't be at all surprised if he's made it worse and ends up leaving early again.

>>149803816
It's all so fucking tiresome, isn't it. Onosato "doesn't train enough" then yushos, while Hoshoryu who ground himself to dust in training gets injured and embarrasses himself. Rikishi need to stop pushing themselves so hard.

>>149803673
Everybody has a story in sumo, though some are more interesting than others. For example, Atamifuji has looked horrendous 3 days in a row and only got a win yesterday because his opponent slipped at the edge before he pushed him out. Atami is way down in the bazuke now from where he was and is looking worse, not better. We could legitimately see a retirement for him with those hip issues before he turns 25. Kirishima has also looked prime, all thee matches weren't close. He's in yusho contention form so far. Oshoma has looked like the most free 3 wins in the division, that massive bump in rank is not doing him any favors now. I could say something about most guys in the division.

>>149803557
>When's the last time someone 21 or younger earned a kinboshi?
Takakeisho, three times. Before that it was Onosho, then Ichinojo twice, then Kisenosato, then Harumafuji. Then Hakuho.

>>149803859
Wow so nobody has ever done it before
Dan is truly an unprecedented and unbeatable talent

>>149803836
It's not their fault. A constant 2 weeks on, 6 weeks off cycle is brutal to begin with, and when you add in the parties and the responsibilities to the koenkai and the touring and the special events it's a wonder that so many of them are in fighting shape at any given moment. I would unironically support cutting down to one basho per season.

>>149803673
>what else is spicy this basho?
lots, takayasu seems to be in pretty good form again, kiriSHITma looks like he is at the top of his game, tamawashi with another strong start, the guy is going to be 45 before he is retiring out the ass end of juryo. he will have to recruit his replacement in his first week as an oyakata or any stable he forms will dissipate when he retires. kotoshoho is ranked way below his skill level and seems to be in good shape, wouldn't be surprised to see him as co-leader on day 9 or 10.

>>149803793
Sometimes doing your brand of sumo is retarded. Onokatsu won't beat Dan unless he tries to do Kinbozan's style instead of his own. If he does that he stands a pretty good chance.

>>149803908
>Sometimes doing your brand of sumo is retarded
Evil spirit detected, no REAL sumo fan would ever utter such heresy.

I keep forgetting Gonoyama exists

>>149800801
It's the national sport of Japan, and wrestling is the national sport of Mongolia, so they all get exposed to it at a young age, and amazingly enough, women actually like strong men.

Western women don't watch sumo because they don't like Asian men, and they especially don't like fat Asian men.

>>149800884
So kys already.

kikuchi won
koga won
umeyama won
shunta lost

>>149805317
why would i do that

>>149803628
this isn't it
hoshoryu isn't in the same breath as asashoryu, no matter how much time he gets
some yokozuna just have the "it" factor, and hoshoryu doesn't
he should count his blessings that they promoted him because at least now he will always be known as a yokozuna rather than just another failed ozeki

>>149805469
I’m all in on ume-chan I love that autistic fuck like you wouldn’t believe

>>149805469
>koga won

>>149804168
What do you think he was thinking at this time?

Match to determine who gets to be the 3rd Waka brother.

Western sumo fans would be losing their minds if onosato was white instead the consensus is that he’s a boring, one dimensional wrestler.

>>149806270
Based

>>149806270
>boring, one dimensional
I really don't get this criticism. The man is the quintessential sumo wrestler: large, powerful and straightforward. He's not a physical freak like Akebono or Musashimaru, he's just really good at standard sumo. What is there not to like about that?

Finally watched day 3
Kinboshi will continue until mentality improves
That said, goddamn what a kimarite

>>149806504
They simply cannot come up with any real criticism.

>>149805469
Opposite of Day 1, they're getting lazy with the script!

>>149806191
Wakatakamoto lost.

why are there so many dang wakas?

>>149807774
waka waka

>>149803203
Its first week anon, anything can and will happen

Takayasu < WTK
Aonishiki <= Kirishima
Kotozakura > Onokatsu
Abi < Onosato
Hoshoryu <= Oho
Abi will go for a henka and get bowled over.

Mita wearing a boxing glove

Mita undefeatee in juryo while poor Babutame is dropping to sandanme

>>149809122
Oh I dont know it would be extremely Abi to win tonight. Its just the sort of thing he would do.

>>149806135
>Heh, this poor bastard doesn't realise that I went 12-3 in training against Meisei

>>149809223
kek.

Shirokuma is such a disappointment.

the dark spirit filthies the dohyo with his presence
Hosh will need an amazing shiko...

>>149809364
>Kotoeiho... tasukete...

>Fraudzuna's dohyo'iri actually helps channel the evil spirits
We're fucked.

>>149802032
>>149802103
>>149802256
Aminishiki was able to fight at a high level for a long time. If anyone knows how to prevent injury, it's him. That said, ironmen tend to just be genetic freaks, so who knows.

making gyudon but with ground beef because its all i had on hand
should come out alright, i think

Starting a match with Shishi looks like a nightmare, the guy's all over the place.

>>149809492
It does seem like he has more matta than others, is that quantified?

Day 4: Oiwato
Also, Mitakeumi is looking good so far.

Hey guys, evil spirit here, who's the guy in the ring doing those shikoAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE

Sometimes, I forget Hidenoumi is Tobizaru's brother.

piss mawashi sighted

Finished eating
Time to settle in and watch some sumo
Life is a pleasure sometimes

HOLY

fucking kino

That was some impressive persistance

Very
>your fist to my face style

>tori naoshi
>after that punishment

Lol

hell be fine

Kino match x2

just bleed

>>149809564

ATAMIN, byatch!

>>149809619
Good for him but really he shouldnt struggle with a goober like toki

Feels like we're going super slow today

this wolf dont hunt

>>henkashoma

still loses

>henk-ACK

Lmoa
Shoma's just one of a kind

>>149809669
Got what he deserved

Damn Ura is undefeated?

>show replay
>doesn't remove LIVE from the screen
Abema please.

Ichiyamamoto yusho confirmed

Ichiyamamoto is coming for another hoshboshi

>>149809731
Oho will retire him.

>chicken-legs
Will never be sanyaku.
Never.

reversal time

takerufuji is actually complete dogshit
absolutely ridiculous

?????????? How do you manage to lose this?

Reminder that several people here once thought that chicken-legs was Yokozuna material.

>>149809777
well he looked like one, it seems isegahama is fucking up his style, he isnt doing any of that what he did last year and he became dull

Good win for Tobi.

imagine losing to a 40yo while you're in your 20s, lmao

Tamawashi yusho confirmed

Young and promising talent Tamawashi

>>149809786
He was always Isegahama, though?

Kinbozan has trash Sumo.

>>149809815
yes, but how would you explain the huge difference in what he did last year and this year

we will see 2 kinboshi tonight

Post it.

Hello?
Where's the katsu?

Nice.
Took you a while though.

Kirishima Ozeki before this year ends for sure.

if someone falls on him this guy will fucking die

God I hate kirishitma I wish this boring faggot would die

Let's go Abi!

At least he'll get easier opponents once he escapes the sanyaku beatings.

wow, he did wtk as well..

damn

Dan is on fire, holy fuck.

My nigga WTK... your ozeki run...

HAPPENING
HAPPENING
HAPPENING

Guy's special.

bros he was supposed to be a fraud

>>149809911
My BishKEK bro...

Ack actually got proper win.
Good for him.

Zak has really abandoned his tsuppari and it was pretty solid he needs to go back to it and get mean with his sumo.

Here it comes... THE TRUE PRINT!!!!!!!

WTK was terrified of having his belt grabbed

I swear if he falls for it

\o/ TAKE MY ENERGY ABI! \o/

The yokai has entered the dohyo, how will the Yoke respond

kyujo tomorrow

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

NODOWA'D

not so fast

APOLOGIZE

hosh's heel stepped out

LMAOOOO NOT EVEN THE SHIMPAN ACCEPTED THAT LOSS

Imagine needing a mono-ii to get you a win.
What a fraud.

AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

His heel touched out initially, there's no way that he gets the win off of that.

It is so over for hosh

if this isn't reversed I am never watching sumo again

ENHANCE! has the heel touched?!

Kino kino kino
hwat the fuck

KWAB

FRAUD.
FRAUD YOKOZUNA.
KINBOSHI DISPENSER.

RACIST SHIMPANS

So when do they force him to retire?

ABIIIIIIIII! ABIIIIIIIIII! OI! OI! OI! NODOWA HIM OUT OF THE RING! ABIIIIIIIIIII! ABIIIIIIIIIIII! OI! OI! OI! GET YOUR KINBOSHIIIIIIIIII!

Lol
Lmao

day 2-5 hosh is such a fucking dud

>>149809941
wassup

YOU GET A KINBOSHI AND YOU GET A KINBOSHI

haha kinboshi printer go brrrrrr

THE DARK SPIRIT GROWS IN MIGHT

>>149810011
Why don't they make him sit out the first 5 days with "injury" each time, are they stupid?

webm bros, please

Just intai atp

He might as well go kyujo now, it's bleak.

It's actually so incredibly retarded every time I think about it.
Hosh was a good Ozeki and a proper gatekeeper, but as a Yokozuna he's been nothing but a fraud.
What a way to ruin a career.

ABIIIIIIIIIII! ABIIIIIIIII! YOU GOT THE KINBOSHIIIIIIIIIIII! OI! OI! OI! NOW YOU GOTTA DRINK YOUR SALARYYYYYYYYYY! OI! OI! OI!

>>149810032
I mean he alone probably didnt want to be yoko yet, but you cannot refuse the promotion...

Oho giving out victories to the yokozunas today and tomorrow

OHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>149810047
NOPE

DOUBLE KINBOSHI

And NOW things got interesting

?????

Ohobros stay winning.

alright, everyone put on the clown nose, we're in for one

What a day

>>149810051
OOOOOOHHHOOOOMMMYYYGOD

>>149809828
told you

lmao

>>149810060
Based Varg poster.

JSA late news ; Yokozuna Hoshoryu and Onosato crashes the economy with the Kinboshi inflation.

"OH NO" SATO

OH NO NO NO ONOSATOBROS, WE GOT TO COCKY

what the fuck was onosato doing in the last 2 steps? he gave up for nothing??? thefuck happened

>first time we get two healthy yokozuna in years
>it's already becoming a clown basho

It is raining gold today god damn

Evil spirit bros, it's time!!

Jesus just give the cup to Aonishiki

>>149810070
It seems his foot just slipped out. He was holding his ground but failed to notice where he was stepping.

Who you got

Here is your Kinboshi for today /sumo/, I ran out of salt to purify the sacred dohyo.

>mitakeumi and tom in the lead
I suddenly feel 10 years younger

>>149810070
he stepped outside the ring, noticed and got furious with himself

>>149810080
Tamawashi yusho incoming

>>149810032
I stand by my original statement that it was too early and it's going to do more harm than good for him to have been rushed into a promotion.

>>149810080
This is definitely looking like a clown basho.
Yup, it sure is.

Wowowowowow Kinboshi kinboshi KINBOSHI TYD

tfw the council deliberated for this

Clown bashos are fun. /sumo/ always goes nuclear or on a shitposting streak.

Back to back kinboshis tomorrow as well

>>149810093
might as well lmao

Onosato backpedals for no reason and steps out on his own. What a fucking idiot. Kisenosato should beat him with golf clubs every time he moves backwards. Never. Move. Backwards. And here I thought he finally grew a brain.

>>149810083
No need to be shy, plenty for everyone

>>149809823
Well, I wouldn't blame the thing that hasn't changed. I don't know what has changed, though.
>>149810041
The first ever JSA yokozuna's oyakata refused his promotion. Not exactly common, but it is possible. Everyone's too greedy nowadays, though.
>>149810070
>>149810133
He's still helplessly lost the moment his gameplan.gets thrown off. Completely incapable of thinking on his feet.

>>149801742
>>149801745
It's not usurpation, it's that their given names are literally Дaниeл and Дaнилo respectively.

Hoshoryu is probably fucked for the remainder of the tournament unless they give him literal steroid painkillers.

Boys, you said the clown era was over. What the fuck is this?

CLOWN BASHO

>>149810286
We lied

>>149796122
Called it. Just saying.

I like hosh so i might just be coping, but his left foot kept slipping today, maybe he really hurt his ankle or something yesterday (my guess is 1 more kinboshi into kyujo)

disgusting racism

shame on JSA

mongolia will invade again wallahi

Dear Denuma,

STOP FALLING ON YOUR GUT!!! FIX YOUR BALANCE AND STOP LEANING FORWARD SO MUCH LAST BASHO ALL YOUR LOSSES CAME BECAUSE YOUR OPPONENT SIMPLY STEPPED BACK AND YOU FELL FLAT ON YOUR STOMACH LIKE A BABY!!! WARGLBARGLBRGL!!!!!

Sincerely,
#1 Denuma fan

>>149811260
his heel touched the ground before this, at least that's what they said

>>149811260
Does anyone have NHK footage of Hoshoryu bout?

https://x.com/TheSumoSoul/status/1945412875398664555

>>149810055
Oho is still only one third of the way to his father’s total of nine career gold stars. (Takatoriki took seven off Akebono alone)

Taiho, for his part, only had a single gold star, but also only had two opportunities to win one over the course of his entire career (1 out of 2 matches against Asashio)

>>149811345
>>149811406
>>149811458
Does not touch. Where is the flying sand? Where is the print? I demand an investigation.

Not a horseshitryu fan, but these are the same people that were malding over the tochi heel event

>>149811347
it's on NSK official youtube channel, all bouts even.

>>149811510
does not matter anyway, he shouldn't be in that position anyway.

Everything really is better with 2 yokozuna. If one fucks up then at least the other one is dominant, but if both fuck up then it's really funny instead if just sad.

it's ok guys, it's still not as bad as

Kayo is a dancing meatball.

>>149811973
I remember that one. It turned into the “stop, he’s already dead” meme.

Where are the anti-Dan fags? Very quiet in here all of a sudden.

I drew the Yokozuna a map so he doesn't get lost next time :)

>>149812066
>Trying to stir up shit in an otherwise fun thread.
Why are you like this?

>>149799889 (OP)
so, is his go to move "grab the leg" all the time?

>>149812066
Everyone in /sumo/ loves Aoiyama and you can't trick us into thinking otherwise

>>149812068
>the Yokozuna
Who do you mean? We have two Yokozunas!

Yokozuna status?

>>149812365
Hosh got 'boshed and Ono is gone-o.

>>149812365
both are FRAUDS
early intai coming, Aonishiki set for promotion to yokozuna within the next 4 tournaments

>>149812365
>Yokozuna status?

>Hoshoryu
Rainbow wig, floppy shoes, and red nose, but no face paint yet
>Onosato
Currently only rainbow wig (since Oho appears to be the generation’s gold star hunter)

>>149812365
The horizontal ropes have become vertical.

Early retirement incoming

>>149812398
Not clownish enough. Aonishiki gets to ozeki in record time, and then gets forcibly retired for something ridiculous like sleeping with Hakkaku's wife.

>>149812500
He'll sleep with Hakkaku himself, forcing both to retire

>>149812500
BWC

that heel was out like a motherfucker hoshoryu sisters doing generational coping

4-11 w/ 2 kinboshi
Oho staying in character

>>149812596
The more clown it becomes, the more kabuki like it will be. If you squeak his nose, it will make the YOOOOOOO sound.

>>149812596
The resemblance is uncanny.

>>149809786
His ankle injury during the yusho was srs biz, he isn't the same guy anymore.

Any good sports mangas about sumo?

>>149812684
He used to be so consistent as an ozeki. It really is a shame.

not quite sure why I bothered waking up when it was to face this clown basho inside of a clown world

>>149809879
Dude started watching sumo during Futabayama's winning streak

>>149812696
Hinomaru Sumo. Grabbed a few of these in May

>>149812596
takanosho's transbian sister

Hosh was robbed. Last night's match is going to be replayed side by side with Kotonowaka vs Asashoryu for years to come.

Mongolbros.....Owari da.

>>149811080
For me it's

Onosato is now cumulatively 4-5 on day 4 since reaching makuuchi. He is also 4-4 on senshuraku so far. The senshuraku is understandable for a guy who always puts up good records, day 4 seems just random, but is there a rational explanation for it?

>>149813544
The number 4 is considered unlucky in most cultures in that region, because it kinda sounds like death in ancient Chinese or something idk. Therefore, day 4 is where all the evil spirits come out in strength

>guy loses one match
>it's OVER, sumo is FINISHED, FUCK MY LIFE WHAT A FUCKING LOSER PIECE OF SHIT WORTHLESS SCUM
>guy wins one match
>holy shit he's so SPECIAL oh my god he's the next HAKUHO

the fucking BPD in this thread is absolutely out of control

I don't remember it being this bad last basho
what the fuck is going with you people, forget your meds or something?

>>149812897
Hardly. Even if he was fractionally later in going out, he was on the back foot the entire match and never even looked like he had a chance.

>>149813612
There are multiple people here, with multiple viewpoints.

>>149812778
Eh I find the
>midget with HEART
type characters tiresome

>>149813639
Because obviously that's the point I'm trying to make
Fuck off, fucking brit retard
I'm so goddamned sick of the fucking british goddamn

>>149812924
It's gonna take a European to stop another European.
ENTER: TOM

So Nabetame is undergoing surgery and will be out for the next 8 months and his oyakata says he'll drop down to sandame - does that mean he has to move back into the stable because he's no longer juryo?

>>149813652
If you were trying to make any other point underneath your ranting, you failed. There isn't a monolithic consensus here, where all or most of us switch between extreme and hyperbolic opinions. There isn't any "BPD" in the thread, just a wide assortment of unhinged posters with their own personal bad takes.

>>149809879
GIWTWM

>>149813612

>>149813643
If manlets were any good then they would've done what it takes to not end up as a manlet to begin with. Manlets are nearly all kids who stubbornly refused to eat right as young children, manletism is a self-inflicted condition. Its not surprising that a lot of people with that personality type would also stubbornly will themselves into sumo even though they're clearly too small for it and then have lackluster careers that peak at M6.

>>149813740
Only 10% or so of men worldwide are six feet tall or more. Manlets are the true form of humanity, tall men are mutants.

>>149813766
That’s not very helpful. Your average German man is 6’0”, bout your average Bangladeshi man is 5’6”. Genes and access to nutrition matters a ton.

A normal Japanese man is 5’7”.

>>149813798
What does it matter if the average German is taller than the average Bangladeshi? Doesn't make any difference to the global figures. Being six feet tall is unusual, even if there are minority groups that reach it more regularly than everyone else. Most men who have ever lived or are living today are nowhere near six feet.

Stop taking the bait

>>149813833
I want to see more sumo like Hakuho's. The rikishi today are too gentle.

>>149813766
>>149813825
>What does it matter if the average German is taller than the average Bangladeshi?
Well Germans are human beings, while the Bangladeshi are not human beings. If you only take into account human beings, then people 6'0 and over are a much higher percentage.

>>149813825
>Being six feet tall is unusual
No, it depends on your community.
When I’m in the US, I tower over just about everyone. Even my sister is taller than a lot of men.
When we’re visiting our family in Germany, all of a sudden, we’re the normal ones and I’m just a little above average.
A 5’7” man in Germany is scurrying around between people’s legs like a little child.

Saying that being over 6’0” is aberrant may be true for Japan, but it’s definitely not in Northern Europe.

>>149813871
Gee thats probably why he said worldwide instead of "whatever subsection makes what you want to say true"

>>149813740
You are too retarded to live.

>>149813899
Who cares about worldwide? The overwhelming majority of rikishi are Japanese. They’re the only ones who matter in this instance. It’s not like Bangladeshi rikishi are lowering the average.

>>149813871
Sure, and if you go to visit the pygmies in the forests of Central Africa you'll be a kaiju. That's completely beside the point. This isn't about ethnic minorities and their positions at the extremes of the human height range. It's about what is and isn't ordinary and average among humans as a whole. If a minority group's average height is on par with the top 10% of the global population, then that group is as abnormal as a group whose height is on par with the bottom 10%, and not relevant in a discussion about averages.

/myguy/ mitakeumi redemption arc incoming

>>149813924
We’re only talking about sumo wrestlers, not the entire global population.

>>149813740
You have upset a couple manlets, it seems.

>>149813956
The average height of a rikishi is about 5'10, although I suspect that this is skewed by the top division generally being noticeably bigger than the lower divisions.

I just got back from work and finished watching today's bouts. What the fuck.

>>149814161
Yeah

>>149813798
>A normal Japanese man is 5’7”.
because they grow up eating rice and pocky and drinking tea - caffeine is an appetite suppressant.

Gonna keep farming those gold stars!

>>149813612
they're shitposts
is this your first day on /sp/

What the fuck is Oho's problem, anyway? The guy refuses to be top tier, then goes and beats the top tiers whenever he feels like it.

>>149814172
What are you smoking? The Japanese diet is far healthier and more wholesome than that of most countries. Japanese children eat a ton of fresh fruit and vegetables, and Japan is world-famous for their high-quality beef and seafood. Obesity rates are fantastically low for a developed country, and life expectancy is great.

>>149814212
Since last basho, yes. I don't come to this shithole for any other reason.

>>149814233
Doesn't think he'll be one of the best, so he focuses on kinboshi and kenshokin.

>>149814255
Every developed country has around the same life expectancy if you only count natives.

>>149814255
He's fucking nuts, don't take the bait.

>>149814267
This goes against most published life expectancy studies. The most recent ones here in the UK actually have natives with a lower life expectancy than non-natives, and significantly less than the Japanese.

>>149814255
>life expectancy is great
life expectancy is predicted by height, shorties have longer life expectancy.

>>149814292
>(((published))) life expectancy (((studies)))

>>149814255
>muh fruit and vegetables
indigestible fiber, starch and straight up sugars.
people get big from eating protein and animal fats.
and the jap diet is packed full of the East Asian estrogen bean.

>>149814161
All the talk about Onosato's fantastic footwork and then he just steps out of the ring by accident instead of sliding his foot into the bales like someone with good footwork would've done.

>>149814530
I think people say that because he's quick on his feet more than anything. I don't think Onosato's feet have touched the towara in his life.

>>149814432
>>149814465
>>149814468
Are you one lunatic conspiracy theorist, or three?

>>149814530
That dohyo wasnt regulation size

Every time Onosato fights you assume he'll win. Every time Hoshoryu fights you pray he'll win. That's the difference. Abi is also GOATed.

Do you think the evil spirits are strong enough to make abi beat onosato tomorrow? Might as go full rampant and injure someone in the process as well

>>149815178
Tobizaru lands in the 4th row on an old guy who straight up fucking dies on impact.

>>149814896
Horseryu's situation shows how lucky Zak was to have not made it to being promoted in January. Zak is just fine as an ozeki banging out 8-7s, he can go on like that forever and only meet a little bit of naysaying as a result. Horse reverted back to his form of last July/September as soon as he was promoted and it might end up cutting his career short by a decade and make his name into a synonym for failure for the next century. Admittedly the 12-3 was zuna quality, barely, but the pressure on him to put up something more than the minimum is only going to increase the more often he has 1-4 starts followed by a pull out.

>>149815222
There's got to be some kind of injury involved. I can't remember him ever performing this badly before.

>>149815237
September last year was really bad

>>149814560
If vegetables and fruits are so healthy then explain why vegans all look like they do.

>>149815277
Everyone has the odd stinker of a basho. But Hoshoryu has been incredibly consistent since he hit the san'yaku, and this run of ups and downs isn't like him at all.

>>149815289
The aids

>>149815289
Are you the inbred who's never eaten a vegetable from last thread?

>>149815289

Onosato needs to start slapping and throwing elbows and headbutts

>>149815300
Hosh always had a few losses against the maegashira in his records, in fact he seems to have more trouble with them than the sanyaku, the only thing that's changed is that the maegashira are being rewarded more for beating him like they always have.

>>149815178
We have to remember that Onosato's kryptonite is being attacked at the neck, a technique Abi has mastered to perfection (with the malice worthy of a demon, I might add).
If Abi defeats Onosato tomorrow... the evil spirits... who will stop them?

>>149815237
That taped up hoof he has must be the issue and if you watch the NHK replay of the Dan bout it looks like he might've made it worse there. I expect the kyujo announcement any second

>>149815415
Did you not even watch the last basho

>>149815419
His foot was fine when he went 5-5-5. I'm not sure that he's properly recovered from his bone chips.

>>149815415
>>149815415
>If Abi defeats Onosato tomorrow... the evil spirits... who will stop them?

>>149815598
My fucking HERO

Hoshoryu currently has the worst kinboshi rate among yokozuna across their first 21 bouts against maegashira. He's going to need 6 straight wins against maegashira just to get out of dead last.

>>149815684
Wow, current maegashira are very strong!

>>149815300
N*phew feels driven to prove he's the man, but his huge number of training bouts are just wearing him down and causing injuries. Meanwhile Onosato just takes it easy, ignores the haters, and blows fatsos backwards. Rest is an important part of training.

>>149815684
And how many has he given out to non-maegashira? Exactly

>>149815764
He is tied for worst in kinboshi given out to non-maegashira.

>>149815775
Tied with Futahaguro. Shameful.

>>149815801
Haha but at least Futahaguro wasn't at the same stable as Hoshoryu.
>He was
O_O

>>149815415
I don't think Abi has much of a chance, the nowadas haven't been working against Onosato since months ago.

>>149815836
>Le people's eyebrow
No one's placing a bet on an Abi match, faggot.

>>149815828
Futahaguro was promoted out of desperation because they wanted a new yokozuna. He didn't even win two yushos to get promoted.

>>149815801
>>149815828
I didn't know anything about futahaguro, went to read about him.
>from the same stable
>promoted by "equivalent performance" because of desperation for a yokozuna like Hosh
>stepped out of first yokozuna basho after doling out kinboshi like Hosh
>12-3 in next basho, same score hoshoryu got last basho
the similarities are so close I'd say Hosh should start drinking more water and worrying about renal failure.

>>149816029
>Hoshoryu was promoted out of desperation because they wanted a new yokozuna. He didn't even win two yushos to get promoted.
Don't forget, there was a 10 day period of no Yokozuna back in January.

>>149816040
If Hoshoryu loses one more match, he's officially had a worse start to his tenure than Futahaguro did.

Man it must suck to be Hosh right now

>>149816126
Why? He's at the top. They're not going to force him out until at least after London no matter how bad he does. Don't be so hyperbolic.

>>149816181
>Why? He's at the top
But is he tho???

>>149816218
Yes, dummy.

>>149816225
He isn't. In fact, his current record might well make it completely impossible to win this basho, and it's only day 4.

>>149816126
He's immune to MK. He's immune to demotion. He's mongolian, so any action against him is an act of racism. Also, it's 80% JSA and YDC's fault for promoting him.

>>149816239
Which will do what to his rank? Nothing
If he sits out all of the next six basho, what will happen to his rank? Nothing
Why? Because he made it to the top. That's why it does not suck to be Hoshoryu.

>>149816262
He's going to become the next disgrace on the JSA.

>JY last tournament
>hurr durr they're gonna force him out soon

shut up

>>149816262
That's a ridiculous take. Precisely because he's made it to the top, he has a burden on him that no lower ranking man has.

>>149816275
That's nice.

>>149816296
It's not a "take", that's how the fucking rank works. Every man lower than him bar Onosato has the pressure of performing or losing their pay. Hoshoryu doesn't. That is not my opinion, that is a fact.

>>149816296
I believe that faggot's opinion was of the "fuck you, got mine" variety.

>>149816126
Mean he's one bad foot injury away to early retirement. Get the feeling he's gonna pop his Achilles sometime before January

And they called me crazy for calling them Neville.

>>149816337
No, they just called you a faggot.

>>149816337
In 2014, there were 17303 Nevilles in the UK, while the total population was around 65 million. It's never been a common name here and is actually French in origin. I have no idea why you've decided to co-opt it as a nickname for us, instead of the myriad of other options.

>>149816399
>It's never been a common name here and is actually French in origin.
I don't have a horse in this race, but brother half of your language is French in origin

>>149816399
>I have no idea why
Exactly. You're fucking clueless. That's why it's the perfect fit.

>>149816275
only if he has a scandal
over the the recent decades, yokozuna have been afforded to sit out/withdraw due to "injury" from multiple consecutive tournaments with no drawback
they'll encourage him to do better but won't force him to retire

>>149816447
I'm clueless because you forgot to make it make sense. Why not just stick with Britbong? I remember when that got invented, it was great fun.

>>149816476
Too dignified, Neville. Far too dignified.

I think we should call them Nigel

>>149816499
You're not allowed to use the hard L.

I can't even stereotype American names because they're so fucking stupid and all over the place.

>>149816251
You're forgetting the man himself. Do you think he wants his Yokozuna career to go like this? As a sportsman it must be galling. Anyone with any competitive spirit would rage at losing like this regardless of rank.

>>149816519
There's time for that after the basho. All he needs is Onosato to lose one more and he's got a playoff.

>>149816516
What do you mean? DeQuan Jamarius is a perfectly normal name.

>>149816546
There are more Nevilles in the US than there are DeQuans. Don't be daft.

>>149816570
Oops sorry, it's not DeQuan Jamarius. It's DeQuan Jamarius DeShawntay.

Is /sumo/ full of schizos because we have a high proportion of hormonally imbalanced land whales?

>>149816596
I've had black roommates a few times, Neville. They're names were Lee, Bernard, and Marie.

>>149816650
Whatever gave you that idea?

>>149816652
And I've never once encountered or even heard or someone called Neville.

>>149816661
... you've never heard of a single person called Neville? Ever?

>>149816670
Outside of a Harry Potter character, no, I have no in IRL heard of anyone called Neville.

Please someone underage b& this fucking idiot.

>>149816670
As Anon said earlier, Nevilles are a tiny minority. The average Englishman is more likely to have a mail-order bride than a friend called Neville.

>>149814233
Body of Yokozuna, mind of Makushita

>>149816715
>mind of Makushita
This is probably true. Whenever he gives interviews he always stares into space while answering. Never at the person who asked the question. He is either autistic or just spacey.

>>149816723
Haven't you seen him stepping up to fight? He's always staring into space like he's wondering what tonight's chanko is.

>anglos...

>>149816715
Nah, man. Makushita is actually very competitive. Sandanme and below are the true jobbers. Oho's woes are obviously phsychological, though. Can't really find a pattern in it either. He's just "on" some days and "off" on others. Opponent rank and previous head-to-head seem to matter little in comparison.

>>149816816
Ura or Tobizaru would be a better fit desu. Kirishima does regular sumo for the most part.

Hosh does his best sumo when he's relaxed and having fun. We've seen that.

The issue is his situation prevents relaxation.

>>149816675
There was that fellow that declared war on Germany back during that one big war

>>149816948
Don't bother. I think they're just pajeets posing.

>>149816957
Yeah you are probably right
>mfw checking the kachi clash rankings

>>149816948
You have vastly unwarranted optimism about our education system if you think it teaches us to memorise prime ministers from eighty years ago. There's a significant percentage of people who couldn't name the current prime minister, let alone one from before their grandfathers were born.

>>149816991
Have you heard of Hitler?

>>149817007
In 2017, the History Channel did a poll in the UK about WW2. One tenth of the 2000 adults surveyed didn't know that Hitler was involved in WW2.

>>149817062
Neville may not be the name you want, but it's the name you deserve.

>>149817062
You guys are in trouble, aren't you?
So are we

>>149817071
I can't think of any countries that are doing particularly well at the moment. Everyone is either in the middle of a crisis or trying to ignore an impending one.

>>149817093
Eat your vegetables, I'm sure you'll think of something.

>>149817161
I don't really care at this point. I live out in the country so nothing ever happens.

>>149817203
Living in the English countryside sounds so idyllic in my imagination.

Certainly compared to my concrete southwestern hellscape.

>>149817211
Just remember that it rains all the time and it's a lot greyer than it is in the movies.

>>149817275
It almost never rains here. When it does, I go outside and stand in it. I love the rain.

>>149817275

>>149817522
me in the middle

>>149816399
>is actually French in origin
why did the french even name a town after knees?

>>149816437
> horse
reeeee stop saying that about me!!!

>>149815737
But Hoshoryu said he was in too perfect condition!

KOOOGA!!!

>>149818130
Koga frustrates me. I feel like he just gives up too quickly

>>149818168
2-1 though. He hasn't started off this well in over a year.

>>149818168

>>149813740
>manletism is a self-inflicted condition.
Nah, it's mostly the genetics of the mother and father, and especially the mother. If you're a 6' man and you breed with a 5' woman, your son is far less likely to be as tall as you, let alone taller. Sure, nutrition plays a role, but it's the genetics that play the larger part, and it's the mother that holds back height potential.

>>149818242
He's a loony who thinks children "self-inflict" their own malnutrition. He also thinks vegetables are poison. Please don't poke the crazy.

>>149815178
Abi is an agent of chaos, so you can never be sure of any outcome.

>>149818242
>Spiteful lanklets poison the well for everyone by taking the womanlets away from their rightful short kings
I knew I was right to trust the science, Rog vindicated once again.

>>149816516
>The name John confuses the brit

>>149818372
Chad would be better
I have a cousin named Chad
Also its Akebono's real name

>>149818391
>>149818391
>>149818391
NEW

>>149818130
>>149818168
isn't he the spherical guy?

>>149818484
Koga is more cylindrical

>>149818484
No. Not sure who you're referring to.

>>149816181
It'd be funny if they do, but I'd miss his antics afterward.