Thread 149803411

>>149753158

>July 19th DAZN
Oleksandr Usyk vs. Daniel Dubois
Lawrence Okolie vs. Kevin Lerena

>July 19th Amazon
Mario Barrios vs. Manny Pacquiao
Sebastian Fundora vs. Tim Tszyu

>July 19th DAZN
Jesse Rodriguez vs. Phumelele Cafu

>July 26th ESPN
Xander Zayas vs Jorge Garcia Perez

>July 30th
Kenshiro Teraji vs Ricardo Sandoval
Antonio Vargas vs Daigo Higa

>>149803411 (OP)
Ahhh, the new.

>>149803236
Manny is shit out of luck unless Barrios bottles it like never before.

Jake Paul

Pacquiao was getting beat up in an exhibition fight against a kickboxing that nobody watched last year. Bummios is bad but he's fighting a guy who should be fighting youtubers at this point

>>149803475
What Manny should do is go back in time and not waste his money. What is with these guys coming back when they're completely shot just to lose?

>>149803475
If I recall corectly, Pac was not supposed to fight Anpo. Also, Pac was treating his Barrios fight seriously, and his last serious fight was 4 years ago.

Cassius Clay was a fraud.

Eyes are getting weary, corey's getting tight, sitting here on the krim bridge here tonight.

One thing that hasn't always seemed bizarre to me

Itauma-Whyte is a $50 PPV, airing in the middle of the day in America. And my question is why? Its one thing if he was trying to build a library for DAZN and wanted to guard the content for the service, but he just puts all of the fights on YouTube anyway, usually no later than 48 hours later.

It is literally like charging $50 to see a movie on opening night, and then putting the full movie on YouTube after the opening weekend.

>>149799136
So it's on par with Sheeraz vs Berlanga then

You know, I mentioned in the previous threads that Zepeda was not fighting with bold and fearless conviction to land a critical hit against Shakur. Perhaps the fight was scripted from the very beginning, favoring their home turf. DAZN was notorious for this kind of pattern. Still, Zepeda really hurt Shakur despite most of his punches being blocked.

>>149803860
This is literally the opinion of every midwit I see on social media, every time someone can't fight how they usually do it's the same shit every time

>>149803860
Zepeda is a good contender but he's not champ material. He showed his level against Farmer, I'm not sure why so many people here expected shakur to struggle. Shakur can be boring and annoying as a character at times sure but I really do think people here are underestimating how good he actually can be

Pipe down warwick.

>>149803929
>>149803941
The fight was essentially turn-based, but lacked the intellectual thrills of a chess game. Its predictability was striking, no one attempted to disrupt the other's rhythm. In contrast, Zepeda vs. Farmer was more entertaining and full of surprises.

>>149803108
>Mario Barrios vs Manny Pacquiao
>Sebastian Fundora vs Tim Tszyu
>Isaac Cruz vs Angel Fierro
>Brandon Figueroa vs Joet Gonzalez
>Gary Russell Jr. vs Hugo Castaneda
>Alan David Picasso vs Kyonosuke Kameda
>Mark Magsayo vs Jorge Mata Cuellar

Nice lineup of fights.

As for the other cards on the same night, I am NOT watching Lawrence Jokolie. Bam Rodriguez I would like to see though. Not on the schedule but Diego Pacheco is also on the Bam undercard fighting Trevor McCumby. Worth tuning into as well.

Gonna be eatin' gooooooooood on Satday.

KWABnelo = Cinnamon BUM

>>149804715
pic related but it's the country of Mexico

>>149804584
I thought Pacquiao's son was fighting on his card, but he wasn't listed.

>>149804909
Pacquaio's son
Mayweda? Nah I think he mostly sticks to exhibitions these days.

>>149803697
PPV prices are the most retarded anti-consumer practice ever and I refuse to buy a single one. Britain's prices seem more reasonable, but US prices are insane especially given the slop they expect you to pay for.

>>149803674
Ol Fynnster.

>>149804947
Kek. I watched Ward's recent interview with Pacquiao, and he wants a rematch with Mayweather. He invited Mayweather to the Wild Card gym for a fight, claiming he won their previous bout. I was talking about Manny's biological son, though.

>>149804248
The fight was turn-based, even though they fought at mid-range and not close-range. It was really weird. Trading punches at mid-range could easily escalate to critical hits, yet the fight was so restrained.

>>149804584
Barrios by KO
Timmy by decision
Cruz by decision
Figueroa by decision

I have always said that I'm not impressed by Shakur's footwork. Zepeda really exposed that weakness, or Turki did with the no-running rule. Shakur doesn't even put in an effort to protect himself after he throws a punch. Zepeda could have easily countered whenever Shakur did that, he was so open. Shakur looked like a sloppy wannabe Mayweather in that fight.

Daniel Dubois very obviously has learning difficulties and it is immoral for him to fight.

>>149807565
he beat the bejeezus out of GayJ

just rewatched the usyk vs dubois fight, usyk really destroyed him, I think that the outcome will be the same because dubois is gonna gas out once again

also I thought that cinnamon was gonna fight yubank right after the crawford fight just because yubank is more popular than sheeraz but after that turky said I think sheeraz is gonna be next

>>149808794
Usyk literally won every round of that fight. They bought way too hardly into the body blow cope and ignored every other aspect of each guy's performance.

That being said, Usyk seems a lot more emotional this time around. He is older, Dubois is coming in more confident. Usyk rarely makes mistakes that get him into a load of trouble, and Daniel isn't really technical to capitalize on that, but there is the possibility he overwhelms him with sheer force. Puncher's chance, but more of a puncher's than before if that makes any sense. I still predict Usyk will thoroughly outbox him, especially if you go back and watch how he dealt with Fury as well. Dubois will get punked, it's hard for me to envision it any other way, but I'll leave in the possibility he overpowers Usyk at some point in the fight and Usyk can't weather it. Usyk is also very tough though. Once again people get hung up on the low blow but in the process they ignore every other moment in his career where he showed just how tough he was. Odds are stacked against Dubois.

As for Sheeraz I definitely think he just got a fast track to fight Canelo. I don't really think it makes a ton of sense that he would be gifted that choice for beating *the* bumlanga, who never deserved a Canelo fight in the first place, quite possibly one of the biggest hypejobs of the modern era. Still, 168 doesn't have a ton of guys left and Sheeraz has some momentum going. The fact that bumlanga sits at the center of all this is ridiculous to me though.

>>149808838
>Usyk seems a lot more emotional this time around
I dont think thats the case at all, usyk has always responded to what his opponents do outside the ring, the difference this time was that usyk and his team used real evidence to prove that dubois was talking nonsense, the moment usyk showed the pics of dubois hitting multiple times below the belt line, thats when dubois and his team went all
>you know what, lets stop with the low punch controversy
because they got exposed as liars, like I said this is nothing new from uysk, he always plays mind games one way or another, that guy likes to troll, just remember to all the shit during the queen fights

I agree with what you said about both bumlanga and sheeraz but alas, he won and turki wants to give him the cinnamon fight. I think that is gonna be a repat of the smith fight for cinnamon, with that said I wonder who is gonna be his last opponent of his current deal with turki
1 scull
2 crawford
3 sheeraz
4 ???¿¿¿

>>149808734
Irrelevant.

>>149803411 (OP)
How tall is Jake? I thought he is like 180cm max

It doesn't matter even if kwabwah win anyway, what really is the improvement in his game plan, he is still as wide open as he was back when Joyce took him down
Seems like to a kabayel victim in the making

>>149808762
How does he do it?

>>149808984
Idk but he was for sure wearing a big heeled basketball shoes while Usyk was wearing flat boxing shoes so keep that in mind

I predict Dubois will not be very economical with his punches compared with his first fight against Usyk. He will also not attempt to win every round, so we will see rounds where Usyk is obviously dominating. The positive side effect of this is that Dubois suffer less from decision fatigue, which would prevent Usyk from blitzing him again. I believe in Dubois.

>>149808984
autismo site got you covered https://www.celebheights.com/s/Jake-Paul-50221.html

>>149808979
…except for when it isn’t.
…which is all the time.

>>149808984
He is, but he wears super thick trainers and lifts. Whenever he's wearing the same footwear as someone else, like being in the ring against an opponent where trying to height fraud would slow you down, both wearing boxing shoes, he suddenly shrinks compared to before in face offs and stuff.

SHORT LITTLE SHIT!

>>149808911
Okay but that's the thing. In the past Usyk normally would just grin and goof around, or go "blah blah blah" and make a funny face. He used to be a lot more goofy. This time it clearly got under his skin, he's rattled to the point to where he's gone out of his way to "debunk" it, meaning he's been thinking about it. Obviously he's tired of being called a cheat, but this isn't normally how he reacts. And who knows what's going on with him and Krassyuk but I do find it slightly concerning. Either way I don't really take pre-fight antics too seriously. They never seem to amount to much in the end but the change in Usyk's disposition is noticeable. Maybe emotional isn't even the right way to put it. Just seems more no-nonsense, which is a little out of character for him. Guess he's just tired of all the bullshit and who can blame him.

So what does that mean for the fight? Well I am slightly worried that it means Usyk might be overly aggressive, which will create openings for Dubois. Obviously Dubois isn't a counter puncher, but he may choose to try and trade with Usyk. If Usyk gets too carried away in trying to go for a KO to try and shut everyone up, maybe that gives Dubois the lucky chance he needs to win.

Don't think that's gonna happen but just playing devil's advocate mostly

>>149809011
>It doesn't matter even if kwabwah win anyway
Outside of Usyk, who beats Dubois? Joseph Parker? Can Fury even do it?

>>149809909
The duck reveals all. Parker can do it.

Dubois is so fucking autistic I can't help but like him.

>>149810155
He's the archetypal fighting buck.

O'GONNERDY YOU SHORT FAT BASTARD

>>149810155
Usoyk's wife said this and then she let him fuck her.

>>149810203
She is a disgusting dirty dog or maybe that's U*yk's lover I can't tell them apart.

>>149810532
How convenient for your endeavors O'Gonnerdy

>>149809909
Parker and Fury can definitely do it, I wouldnt even put it past guys like Ajagba and Sanchez to get an upset over him. I'd pick Kabayel over him also. Itauma would also be a 50/50 fight despite his inexperience. Dubois is good but hes not that good

Parker v Opetaia in front of 60,000 screaming abos

Alright titchy it's time
*jab*
*jab jab*
*jab jab jab*
*THUNDEROUS LEFT HOOK*
nothing personnel

"Dubois" is not a British name.

Ufaggot is gonna die this week when Dubois kills him and then fucks his ugly hag of a wife

>Uysk fight in Wembly
You've gotta love it, way way better than any of that Saudi crap we have to ensure with the fury fights.

>>149808984
Even the tall guys feel insecure about their height sometimes

>>149812049
No one asked.

Dubious loses again.

Open workouts on here
https://www.youtube.com/live/RNxnKOm_HZg?si=zG2i-4VBYX73hkVb

>>149812049
Looks like a mere 6'7.5" to me

Don’t forget, a win for Usyk is a win for /heem/

Dubois by KO in round 5
screencap this post

>>149803411 (OP)
Second most important heavyweight boxing fight of the year is this weekend already? Awesome?

>>149814387
Second? Its got to be the first surely?

>>149814547
No, the real WBA Heavyweight Championship match, promoted by Don King himself, between Michael Hunter and the heavyweigt champion of the world, Kubrat "Kobra" Pulev is (maybe) coming up in August

>>149814387
>Second

Remember when Usyk pretended a perfectly legitimate body shot was a low blow in order to cheat Dubois? Pretending he’d been punched in the bollocks, rolling around on the floor making faces like a bad actor. What on earth was that all about?

>>149814688
Shut up.

>>149814387
>>149814677
Lmao look what the sewer bobbed up it's hijo di puta haneystonia the bitch LOOOOL

>>149813598
It'll definitely work this time and suddenly turn all of /box/ against Usyk.
Dubious loses in near enough the same manner as before and gets stopped.

>>149814803
>>149803484
Feeling lonely?

O'Gonnerdy has entered the thread I fear.

>>149815087
usyk and aj are closer to their real height than what queen and dubois usually claim ( 6ft 9 a and 6ft 6 )

A mexican talmbout height Fury wept.

https://x.com/Turki_alalshikh/status/1945573428582650255
>Great meeting with my brother Shay, CEO of DAZN. We have big vision to grow boxing and decide: No More Pay-Per-View. Starting with our @ringmagazine show in November, all Riyadh Season & The Ring events will be free to DAZN subscribers. The PPV model has damaged boxing, and we will no longer support it. We are with the fight fans.

It never made any sense the events were PPV anyway. Wonder if it will stick

>>149814803
The acting was indeed subpar. Don't understand how he got an Oscar for it....

>>149815873
Cool, I'm still gonna stream stuff though lmao

>>149815246
Go find your corey that you chopped off son

finally the fight /box/ has been waiting for

>>149816272
CAHM AHN ARE DARREN

I look exactly like a young Luke Rockhold btw

uhhhhh furybros?

UDS fight week.

>>149816590
I can't wait for the thread to be unusable come fight day
God Bless You Oleksandr

>>149815873
I do think Turki is cooking with this one, but I also don't really think this is feasible in the long run, not without an endless supply of Saudi money to burn. Like >>149816118 says though, I'm still not paying for GAYZN.

>>149816626
Remember before the Ukranian War, before the Joshua and Fury fights when Usyk was widely loved by all and not even a controversial figure?
Once the war started it pulled in all sorts of /pol/fags with a chip on their shoulder, then Brits started getting upset because they coped every step of the way and said Usyk was too small while he dismantled every single one of their guys. Now it's almost like a personal vendetta brits have for Usyk. I know many of them like Usyk, but there's a huge camp of them that are still coping about it. Reminds me of the LDBC and their support of Wilder. These niggas are ride or die for their bums. Meanwhile Usyk has always been great all these losers can do is seethe about it.

>>149816667
Tremendous factual post.

>>149816667
It really does suck how many "people" here have just become hellbent on trying to criticise him just because they want to be a contrarion to the rest of us or want to cope about their fighters losing. Probably the only thing box has ever seemed to unanimously agreed on ever was Usyk being one of everyone's favourite fighters pre 2020.
Im so grateful I was lurking here with you guys for that whole WBSS cruiserweight stuff, I wish /box/ were still as comfy as it was back in those days. I wish we had old posters like the Romanian Villager and App Breeder still posting here, hell even lesser posters like that cuck Wlad worshiper or Gonza (who somehow won) were pretty funny sometimes.
This general fundamentally changed sometime in 2021. The schizos became more invested and obsessed, heemlets like rod started to flood in every other day, attracted by celebrity garbage like Jake Pauls ""fights"", and regular posters just started falling away one by one until now youve got heemlets splitting up threads and you can't even tell how many individual posters are in the real threads and how many are just the same Brit replying to himself because the IP counter is gone.

>>149816925
>It really does suck how many "people" here have just become hellbent on trying to criticise him
it's literally just one hugely obsessed spammer lmao

>>149817090
There's at minimum 3/4 heemlets constantly posting shit here. It would be easier to believe that it's just one person but not even prime 200+ posts per thread Rodney could have a sustained hate boner for this long and still not get tired of being bitter

>>149815246
Not everything is a conspiracy mate I'm genuinely an Usyk fan and /heem/ poster, cry about it.

Usyk trains Mixed Martial Arts btw.

>>149803444
Manny is gonna knock the bum out. Screenshot this post as a reminder that ydsab.

Terence Crawford’s base is wrestling and he does jiujitsu. We just can’t stop winning (/heem/ that is)

>>149817235
It's Usuck.

>>149817176
Excellent post.

>You WILL fuck my wife Dubois whether you like it or not
SOON

>>149817090
Nah, you go into any comments section and there are certainly copers out there. They're a vocal minority, but they do exist outside of our schizos.

Mrs. Usyk was thoroughly pleasuring herself at this moment

>>149803411 (OP)
>biggest boxing weekend of the year
>utterly dead, no posts for 3 hours
We’re beyond saving.

O'Gonnerdy is a retarded homosexual. U*yk wanks dogs. Fury won. Twice. Finland.

>>149817090
>>149817103
Three braincells between the two of you.
U*yk is a faggot btw
Fury won
Kek
Imethe anois

pacroid finna whup bummios u betta beleev that

'Cordminder that you're all a bunch of fags

>>149819726
Nobody wants to post when a faggot is posting cuck fantasies.

>>149820335
Why don't you fuck off then?

>>149818494
>banya
Slavasissies... I thawlt the Ghost of the Draft was le heckin chungus nationalist what is he doing in a putler sauna have we been lied to by U*yk?!?!?!?!

>>149820335
I do

I'm so sick of Usyk at heavyweight. As a fan its been a real slog. His CW run was much better because he went for it. At hw he's just happy to do the tap dancing routine. His weirdo personality has evolved from amusing and curious to flat out chaffing. Dubois would do the sport a big favor retiring this stiff idiot.

>>149817103
They're in a mythical state of unemployment that's hard to comprehend
Just let the retards sperg out, they're bound to die from poor health in a few years anyway

>>149822399
O'Gonnerdy posts here at 4am local time on weekdays regularly you're preaching to the archdeacon of chronic unemployment and mental illness.

Yo heads up, if any of you ever bought autographed sports memorabilia from ebay seller mistermancave its fake. The fbi raided this guys home yesterday, he was forging the certifications and the hologram stickers too. Apparently the fbi found a dead body at one of the locations aswell. Guy did $350 million in sales.

>>149823472
might be worth posting this in a few other generals as well lmao the guy sold millions of fakes
i think he also sold tons of them to different individual companies i think so theres a chance that even if you bought that stuff from a different seller it couldve originated from this guy

>>149823602
>>149823472

>buying sports memorabilia
Can't even begin to imagine being that much of a faggot.

>>149823736
I only purchase Goldstar Memorabilia, authentic Fury merch. Too bad for the bums cheaping out and buying fake merch.

>>149823602
>>149823627
Even when you don't write the post yourself it's all wordy waffle

Is Fouts, NordicWarrior and Fight Film /box/ approved?

>>149824682
I'm sure Cúig O'Gonnerdy will write you a long ass paragraph on the matter.

>>149815873
>News

>Riyadh Season and Ring Magazine cards will NOT be free for all DAZN subscribers. Instead, DAZN will offer an in-app monthly subscription called The Ring Pass. Fans will need both to watch the content. A price has not yet been set.

>Turki Alalshikh had previously and erroneously announced that all Riyadh and Ring shows would be free for DAZN subscribers.

>>149825738
Turncoat Al Alshady up to his old snake charming I see, the disgusting pig

>>149822333
Blame Feary for wasting 2 years. Usyk is at the end of his career now.

>>149826010
No asked or cared mate. Team U*yk pulled out. Excellent post. This is the /box/ consensus. Kek. Gone immediately. Middleweight. Britain.

so by how much is Daniel going to lose this time

>>149827221
Try again in English mate.

Are all U*ykophants mouth drooling ESLs? Oh dear..

>>149827221
Yes.

>>149827488
Aren't you an ESL if you are Finnish? Or did you forget to switch off your proxy?

>>149827642
Shades of Feary. Even the mentally disabled still have emotions. Another loss incoming.

>>149824682
Fight film usually makes decent vids but some of his recent ones have been a bit stupid particularly the zepeda/shakur one where he tries to argue zepeda got robbed. Idk the other 2

>>149827801
Scrub my shitter

>>149829294
Keeping it succinct there titchy. Good man.

>>149808794
>>149808838
Daniel doesn't enjoy a massive height/reach advantage over Usyk and his defense is a bit eh. This is probably why when Usyk turns up the pressure in the later rounds Daniel will fold again, it's much easier for Usyk to hunt him down compared to AJ and Fury.

I also noticed Usyk moved his head to Daniel's shoulder in the clinch I wonder if he knew from training camp stories that Daniel likes to headbutt. Guess no one told old Hrgovic.

>>149829294
I generally love Fight Film's content but there are a few fighters in particular he will ALWAYS cope over, regardless of their performance. Shakur is one of them. Canelo is another. Consequently though he's one of the few people that will actually be skeptical outside of the "official narrative" which is partially why I like to hear his take on things.

Usoyk had his flag upside down and this is a guy who supposedly really weally cares about his “country” kek

>>149830072
>Guess no one told old Hrgovic.
hirgobithc didnt get stop because of that, he was btfo because he was a fat fuck who gassed out

>>149830072
>>149830281
It was the weirdest thing to watch Hrgovic just stand there and take it as Dubois used his head as a battering ram all night. Hrgobitch seemed mentally defeated, I don't like his attitude at all as a fighter.

>>149830324
Well the refs never seem to take a point of Dubois for his shit. Even Fury has been in trouble a couple of times.

>all these /box/poofs actually think Usoyk will win.
Kek, shame I’ll be away at the weekend so I probably won’t be here to watch the inevitable /box/poof meltdown when Dubois annihilates the draft dodging scumbag

>Gonedhi getting banned
>Krassyuk leaving
>upside down flag
All the signs are there. If you don’t think Dubois will win you’re just putting your head in the sand and trying to deny reality.

>>149830133
Agreed he's the only guy who makes good breakdowns as well as acknowledging the shadier side of the sport so I respect him for that
>>149830072
Usyk is a master at manipulating clinches to put himself in more favourable positions, probably one of the most underrated sides of his game. The way he completely negated Fury's ability to smother him in the clinch like he usually does with other opponents in both of their fights was so impressive. Also in the AJ fight he was really aware of and good at stopping AJ in the clinch from cupping his lead hand on usyks head to try and position him into an uppercut like he did against Wlad and some other guys. Probably less to do with training stories and more to do with studying film of their other fights

>>149830324
>It was the weirdest thing to watch Hrgovic just stand there and take it as Dubois used his head as a battering ram all night
to be fair dubois at one point of the fight was also eating some big hands from hirgobitch, it was until hirgobitch gave up on the offense that dubois finished him

>>149830371
Warren by murder

>>149830413
On the ritalin again titchy?

>>149830418
He gives up too easily. I don't know why he was getting so discouarged. He just needed to keep applying pressure and move out of the way of Dubois's head. Mentally there's something wrong with him, he's a mental midget in these fights where he'll have strong moments and then just give up in the other half

>>149830447
I think he just gassed out, Hrgovic has shown before that he can't really keep up his pace for 12 rounds. He literally looked dead on his feet against Zhang in the last few rounds, only got saved by the fact that Zhang himself has bad gas tank. He needed to regulate himself more against Dubois, just stick behind the jab instead of unloading everything

Say hello to your new Undisputed HW Champion!

>>149830518
This is what I imagine Fivey looks like except tall and athletic

>>149830491
I don't know if it's mental or his gas tank but he shouldn't be quitting this easy. If his stamina is that bad then that means he's skimping out on his training camps. Remember he started looking much more inconsistent when his father right before the Zhang fight I think it was. I genuinely believe that had a big affect on him as he was very involved in his training. He's never been the same since.

>>149830418
That fight does make me question how much Daniel has really improved. Hrgovic was landing at will early on.
Wouldn't be surprised if Wardley or Itauma sleep him if they ever fight.

>>149830535
*when his father died

>>149830552
>That fight does make me question how much Daniel has really improved.
Well we can use a process of elimination and remove Miller from the equation already. Much slower, a downgrade of an opponent for Dubois. So then what about GayJ? Well it was a slugfest, with both guys trading frequently before GayJ ultimately collapsed. Thing is GayJ was asking to be knocked out with how he was fighting, far less careful than when he fought Uysk. So it's not really a sign that Dubois's improved his defense as he still just kind of eats shots in every fight. The hrgovic fight was the most technical and Dubois just ate punches and headbutted all night until Hrgovic either gassed out or quit. There's just not much to gather other than Dubois is really looking for KOs, and that very well may work against him with Usyk who can punish him for sloppy movements and isn't going to gas immediately like Hrgovic. Dubois will be swinging wide hoping to get a lucky shot.

>>149830627
How about you just shut the fuck up and accept the fact that Ushit is fucked. No comment on his upside down flag btw, >>149830211

>>149828339
>>149827642
>Dubois did respond to chants of Usyk by trying to gee up the assembled media in his favour before he walked off without pictures of the duo being taken, which forced Warren to step in and jokingly go head-to-head with Saturday’s favourite.
Dubois ran off before photos could be taken? He's either rattled, or too stupid to remember what he was supposed to be doing.

>>149830716
Ushit is fucked. Wish I could see your face drop when he’s lying dead on the canvas.

>>149830742
Dubious loses again. You'll cry like always and never learn.

>>149830716
kek

>why do you hate meeeeeeee
>>149830691
Many are saying this.

>>149830627
AJ in the second Usyk fight was pretty solid, he respected Usyk's punching power a lot.
Dunno what he was thinking treating Dubois like he is some pillow puncher like Wallin. Maybe nerves got the best of him or Boxercise Ben was blowing smoke up his ass all training camp.

>>149830716
No one asked.

>>149830552
skillswise he hasnt improved at all, the only thing that changed since their first fight is his mentality, now he fights like a bully, you could say that he believes in himself or that his current trainer convinced him that this is the only way to fight for him but whatever, that means shit because once he realizes he isnt doing shit to usyk thats when the fight is over, im predicting a fight like the chisora one, in which dubois will try to maul usyk for 3 or 4 rounds and then it will be a once sided fight from usyk''s part in which he will either stop dubios or just punish him for the rest of the fight

>>149830535
It could be the fact that his dad died but it's also equally likely that it's just the fact that he stepped up in competition. It's easy to call someone the "heir apparent" and whatnot when they're fighting complete bums and not game top 10 contenders like Zhang and Dubois.
>>149830627
>>149830552
I think Dubois has improved quite a bit but just not in the areas I think he needs to in order to beat someone like Usyk. The most notable part of his improvement to me has been his jab, he's become way better at using it at setting up massive shots. But he's still way too hittable and has a tendency to be way too hit or miss even in fights he wins. Only exception is the AJ fight because AJs guard was so fucking terrible in that fight that it was impossible for Dubois to miss lmao

>>149830797
Either he was trained wrong as a joke, or thinking back to all the times he bested him in sparring, wanted to make it look easy and like he could beat him with no defense or respect. He only started trying to fight normally after he'd already been blasted multiple times and his legs were gone.

>>149830766
Kys freak. Usyk is a retard who can’t even spell Ukraine let along put his flag the right way up.

>>149830947
>He only started trying to fight normally after he'd already been blasted multiple times and his legs were gone.
he was very close to knock dubois down but the idiot rushed and thats when dubois ko him iirc

Dubois is the greatest heavyweight of all time not named Tyson Fury

>>149830812
He did try to maul him after the lowblow in the 5th round but Usyk quickly took the center again and started pinging Dubois. If this is Don Charles plan then it's a stupid one, but maybe they know hell it's a punchers chance and a good payday with belts on the line, so fuck it?

Dubois with his muscles probably gasses out quick mid round if he starts punching air.

>>149831154
Second loss incoming, thanks for the prediction.

>>149831075
That fucking punch he threw before dubois KO'ed him was hilarious. Tried to throw an uppercut from range with both his hand away from his chin while right in range of Dubois's right hand kek

>>149831158
I dont think they have any other choice when it comes to their fight plan, what are they supposed to do ? his gas tank is sus and he doesnt have the skills to box him or defend for 12 rounds, its either kill or get killed

>>149831226
Genuinely Kys.

>>149830897
His double jab is good. If he tries to maul Usyk and focus on the body it's probably going to be a repeat of the first fight. Because despite people saying "hurr go to the body" Dubois did that a lot in the first fight.
Hiding behind the double jab and hoping to work in a good shot is probably the best bet.

>>149830716
I asked.

>>149831407
Agreed, people exaggerate Usyks weakness to the body a lot. It's an area than you can hit more often and more cleanly than his head due to his typical soviet style guard but he hasn't really been hurt to the body badly since the Beterbiev amateur fights which were over 10 years ago at this point. You need a LOT more than just 1 good well placed punch to beat him, the 2 AJ fights and the first Dubois fights should've taught people this

>>149830072
>This is probably why when Usyk turns up the pressure in the later rounds Daniel will fold again
I take it this if he doesn't take a completely legal shot in the breadbox and fold up like a fucking card table again?

>>149831635
If that worked then why didn't he took the shot again afterwards and folded to jabs?

>>149831651
Inexperience

>>149831508
I answered. Best we got from the faceoff with Dubois running away.

>>149831635
>Drops twice to the canvas and quits after losing every round.
Another stunning prediction.

Usoyk is a SATANIST that’s why he had his flag upside down. Can’t wait to see that ugly draft dodging rabbit exposed for the complete and utter FRAUD that he is

>>149831693
Genuinely hang yourself

>>149831682
Kek, is he still THE 28 year old prospect now?

>>149816667
Us real boxing fans want usyk to beat all our darkies who are passport brits

God I HATE that booze soaked mincer.

Can't believe bongsa and the fin are basically on here 24/7 spamming since usyk beat fury

>>149831764
I can't believe you're allowed to reside in the UK but here we are.

>>149831665
>>149831695
Two bad pillow poofter Feary had such weak hands and couldn't do the job with the few bodyshots he managed to land, eh?

>>149831754
>Us reddit cucks
Ftfy

>>149831790
Who cares. Dubois will literally put him in a coma.

>>149831806
Or, he'll lose a second time in the same manner as before, to the surprise of nobody.

>>149831792
>t.bl*ckcel

>>149831811
So you're suggesting U*yk picks easy opponents lmao you U*ykophants don't have a brain cell to share between you.
Kek

Usyk is not, and never will be white.

>>149831821
You will never be British you are a pathetic cockroach leeching off of a once great country and you should unironically kill yourself.

>>149831837
Not his fault Dubious ducked Parker. That fight should have gone ahead before Usyk would fight the winner (probably Parker).

>>149831903
Is that why you're so angry he keeps winnng, because you have a complex about race?

>>149831967
I would never slurp a foreigner slavic satanist draft dodger like you

>>149831983
No, you'd slurp a gypsy fraud who has sold out any ideals he once pretended to have, and got beaten up by the guy he tried avoiding for years. Twice. And now a low blowing headbutting mongoloid who has already lost once to Usyk. And you'd do it for years while being wrong every single time.

Usoyk reddit trannies just can't accept reality

>>149832016
Will this be the flag to finally convince anyone of the nonce's opinions? Stay tuned.

>>149832035
Not everyone on earth is a usoyk faggot like you

Heemfags really gonna come in here and pretend they haven't spent the past week obsessing over some guy's cock. Hell nah, y'all motherfuckers gay as hell.

>>149831075
>>149831271
GayJ had been down 3 times before this punch, but he was actually close to turning it around. Shouldn't have committed to that wild uppercut. Joshua was fighting way too wildly against a puncher like Dubois, but in an alternate reality he actually got the "comeback" KO.

>>149832016
The reality that Dubois lost every single round, then got dropped twice and quit?

>Usyk why are your glasses so big?
>all the better to see your corey with my dear

Incredible amount of homoerotic thoughts gushing out of here lil b, is there something you want to tell us?

The struggle between Fury, and Usyk might seem as a mere trifle, but this isn't the story of Albion.

>>149832406
The reality that your man got dropped like water by a completely legit shot and had to rely on a blind or bent ref to dig his arse out of a hole.

>>149832692
Draw a straw, even then gyppos, thought this was a scam. Imagine this, gypsy got scammed.

Corey doesn’t grow on trees

Going for a little holiday to the beach with my daughters Torey, Lorey and my son Rorey. Gonna be a lot of fun.

No amount of bong-spamming can prepare for the legendary cope coming up if Usyk wins. I’m rooting for Dubois to win to fulfill the prophecy that SchoGOD has laid out for him, but by no means is this fight something of a cakewalk at all. Dubois losing might actually shatter the nonce completely if he can’t find any narrative to run with.

>>149803475
That kickboxer is a beast and literally like 2x Pacs size. I saw footage of him brawling with Sean Strickland. Barrios is dogshit compared to him

>>149803475
Cryan would’ve gotten beat up by him had he not cancelled the exhibition match

>>149832810
Good thing that’s not happening then. Fury won btw. Twice.

Conor McCorey

Parker and Dubois are the best HW’s right now. Kabayel is a bum who lost to Chisora.

>>149832016
>>149832682
>a completely legit shot
A 'low blow' does not need to be a groin shot.

>>149833054
Yes it does otherwise every fight where people get hit on the belt they should be allowed a 5 minute rest. Every single fight has belt shots like that, it’s just that Beastbois right hand was incredibly powerful.

How is this allowed?

>>149833182
That’s how yanks do it, filling their records with taxi drivers. The Falklands are British btw.

>>149833082
"The beltline" is defined as the highest points of a person's hip bones. The distance between that line and the groin is about 6 inches or more. By DEFINITION, a low-blow can be a strike above the groin.

A groin protector in boxing covers that area (so as to disperse the impact of a true groin shot), and a strike to the upper protector will still impact the groin.

>>149833241
Yeah so every time someone gets punched in the belt they should just roll on the floor for 5 minutes!

>>149833241
I did not know that Usoyk stores his balls in his belly.
Interesting.....

>>149833283
The strike shown in your image appears to be landing slightly above the beltline. But yes, by the rules, any fighter struck in the region between the beltline and the groin has the right to rest for 5 minutes.

And, to be clear, the positioning of a fighter's attire is irrelevant for determining a low-blow (though fighters usually wear their trunks high to give the illusion of a higher belt line, including Usyk).

>>149833310
He doesn't need to, it's still an illegal strike.

How weird.
It seems that Usyk accidently put on his boxing shorts instead of a towel like everyone else...

Why didn’t Nyika just call a 5 minute timeout, is he stupid?

>>149833392
He could have, although since that shot lands on the right hip instead of lower abdomen, it wasn't particularly painful, and he fought through it. All fighters do this.

Why don't you admit that your attitude on this issue has nothing to do with facts, and that you are instead motivated by bizarre personal grievances?

>>149833432
So he should have just rolled about and stole a legit KO seconds later. This is why everyone hates yanks.

>>149833450
>Why don't you admit that your attitude on this issue has nothing to do with facts, and that you are instead motivated by bizarre personal grievances?

>>149833463
The fuck are you talking about yank I gave you another example which I don’t even like those fighters

>>149833499
- A low-blow is defined as any strike which lands below the beltline (not only the groin).
- The beltline is defined as an imaginary line drawn between the two highest points of the pelvic bones (in most people, just below the navel).
- If a fighter is struck by a low-blow, they are entitled to 5 minutes of recovery.
- Dubois struck Usyk below the beltline.

I don't know why are you still entertaining lil b on his delusions
It was ruled as a low blow and he can cope, seethe and dilate all over it
Godsyk won, Godpeiteia, Bullvol won, Janniekek won, Roach won, inoway won.

>>149833530
It’s up to the referees discretion and Usoyk was clearly acting to get out of losing. Blow it out of your arse yank.

>>149833536
....won the ugly gap toothed loser award.

>>149833538
>It’s up to the referees discretion
Correct, the referee's job is to adjudicate a boxing match.
>and Usoyk was clearly acting to get out of losing.
Your opinion, but also irrelevant. It's still an illegal strike.
>Blow it out of your arse yank.
Braindead flagposting.

Want to keep doing this?

Dubois will put Usoyk in the cuck cage on Saturday.

>>149833622
Usoyk would like that the degenerate gap toothed dosser

>>149833577
In the jungle Dubois would have raped Usoyk when he was down and stole his wife. You want to keep going?

>>149833633
Let's look at anon's development in this thread:
First, anon claimed that Usyk was dropped by a "legit shot":
>>149832682

He was then informed that a low-blow does not need to be a groin shot:
>>149833054

He then denied this:
>>149833082
>Yes it does

He was then corrected on the issue
>>149833241

Most likely, this is the point at which he actually looked up the rules, and realized he was in error, and so had to change his approach, hoping no one would notice. We are now at the point where he has abandoneded talking about boxing entirely, and is desperately babbling about jungles.

>>149833668
I’m taking about in the streets retard.
Also
>reddit spacing
>reddit paragraphs
Go back shill

>>149833708
>I’m taking about in the streets
>>149833633
>In the jungle
Regardless, that has nothing to do with the sport of boxing. But you know this. You're trying to get away from the topic of boxing, because you were exposed as a clueless retard and btfo'd.

>>149833745
Where the fuck did I deny it was a legit shot you retarded yank?

>>149833745
Excellent post.

>>149833745
Hello, department of good and factual post? I have something to report...

>>149833745
>>149833776
>>149833785

>>149833762
You claimed that it was a legit shot while under the misunderstanding that a low-blow needs to be a shot to the groin. It was then pointed out that this is factually incorrect.

You seem to lack even basic reading comprehension skills.

>>149833828
You seem to lack the understanding that it wasn’t low and Usoyk has a weirdly long torso and weak hips which is why he hates body shots

>>149833808
POV: you spotted Feary after the two losses, stranded in Riyadh, and all you can hear from the ostrich is a muffled “HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!”

Fury won twice, Dubois won, Chisora won.

…the KWABbing competition.

>>149833875
Pipe down subject of the crown

>>149833842
Nobody who knows what "belt line" means in the context of boxing will say that Dubois' strike wasn't a low-blow.

But enough on that, since it's a settled issue, and TardAnon just keeps spilling more spaghetti with every post he makes. Let's get into WHY TardAnon has such an irrational emotional stake in Usy-Dubois.

Most likely, it's that TardAnon, despite posting with a UK flag, isn't a Brit at all. Most likely he is some kind of spiteful mulatto abomination who doesn't belong in Britain at all, and is supremely butthurt at seeing "his" fighter lose, and will perform all manner of mental gymnastics to convince himself that "his side" didn't lose. He might even be stupid enough to believe his own bullshit.

It's going to be funny when you get deported back to those jungles.

>>149833924
>reddit spacing

>>149833924
It's a paki, pretty much confirmed

>>149833944
>post formatting is reddit
Truly, the peak of hurr-durr

Back to your jungles, Raheem.

Gaysyk.

>>149833970
A solid hypothesis.

>>149833982
>>149833970
Cope

Is there any sport where women are superior to men in every aspect?

I want a sport completely dominated by the female gender, with a greater female presence than a male presence, that is universally associated with women, and where men are inferior to women in every way.

>>149834019
>fat faggot

>>149834029
Kek, Fernando out of nowhere.

>>149834022
>fat faggot

>>149834029
Kek, Fernando out of nowhere.

>>149834052
>>149834059
I can only accept a sport where men always lose to women.

I want something that is completely dominated by the female gender in every way.

>>149834059
Post hand poof

>>149834063
Artistic gymnastics

>>149834063
Is there a city (or region) in Costa Rica where sepak takraw is more popular than futebol? Where sepak takraw is the most popular sport? I love sepak takraw, but hate futebol, and I want there to be a city (or region) in Costa Rica which can be the city (or region) of sepak takraw in Costa Rica.

>>149834089
Reasons why artistic gymnastics is the sport I'm looking for?

Show pictures and proof that prove it.

>>149834098
No

Smalleksandr Coreysyk.

>>149834102
Minuscule. No wonder his wife wants Dubois so much

>>149834102
>>149834029

It is physically impossible to low blow someone with a corey that tiny.

Joyce best Usyk in the amatuerz

>>149834179
Factual post.

>>149834183
Usoyk's vulnerability to the uppercut was present even back then.

>>149834183
Ushit has never beat a British fighter

>>149833870
TOP KEK
EXCELLENT POST

GK and Usoyk will be at this event

Not long now till Poosyk loses. Feels great.

I HATE you.

>(BREAKING!!) I Just Bet $10K On Dubois DESTROYING Usyk!! Here's WHY!
https://youtu.be/7-A7NX78t-w?si=Xcnjru3vw5uQFv1L

Usyk will win for /heem/ and Mixed Martial Artists the world over.

>>149834414
Just like all the other times where you spam all day and night for months, only for them to lose and you to have a breakdown over it? Do you think these last few months won't also have been a waste for you? I have a feeling that you feel just as awful as always.

>>149834671
How about you go back to heem and stop shitting up box with your terrible posts

>>149834608
I hear he is a combat sambo practitioner his mma background explains his wide karate stance no doubt inspired by the Notorious Conor McGonnerdy

>>149834770
Jiujitsu, Sambo, wrestling, kickboxing, he does it all.

>>149834934
Heard he's really into dogs too.

>>149834022
Shrek you're STILL posting here???

>posted in the nonce /box/ by mistake
Ahh shit

>>149835185
You've been bullied here for a decade straight and come back day after day to blogpost some more stfu you unemployed alcohol addict.

>>149835185
Kek at least Shrek has ogre strength this cunt looks soft and pudgy

Feeling a Dubois upset... usyk is getting old and the young BVLL is hungry

>>149835712
From the look of your wrist I could literally rip the head off your shoulders poof

Peak UDS hours.

Usoyk’s Daddy Sizzora

>>149834029
Literally no such thing exists.
you would think maybe they'd have an edge in esports but they're also garbage at video games. Motherfucking bitches can't even play chess better than men. They suck at everything competitive pretty much, inferior physically AND mentally. Inb4 some clown says
>well Claressa shields could beat your a--ACK
the "greatest woman of all time" gets her ass beat by no name plumbers in sparring. I reckon most decently fit people here who have practiced boxing in their garage could beat her ass and I'm not exagerrating.

Usyk's sons.

>>149835619
Says the guy who has a mental breakdown when he sees "kys" in a reply

>>149835803
Yeah nah how about getting out of the house first telechubby

>>149835868
This never would have happened if we still had big Lewis

>>149835888
Do I look bothered by your low effort box posts? Fury won. Twice.

>>149835905
Stay mad you weak s/o/y boy

This thread doesn’t even count in box canon since it’s not the lineal btw

>>149835907
>aieeeeeee save me Canada

>hurr hur lineal
then fuck off back to your containment thread. oh wait, it's dead because nobody wants to post in that shitbox

3x undisputed world Heavyweight champion of the world. Usyk

>>149835981
If Usyk wins, he will be the first heavyweight since Ali to become undisputed twice.

>>149835995
Isn't he already since he beat greedy belly twice?

Usyk is the protagonist of boxing

>>149836050
>>149835995
>>>/lgbt/

They tried to make me go to rehab but I said Imithe gone now kek

Usoyk isn’t even that annoying. It’s his homosexual triple vaxxed slurpers that are the worst.

>>149806972
>>149807065
HIVEMIND

>>149816667
yes yes it is the russians who are at fault and not questionable calls in the fury and dubois fights

>https://xcancel.com/ringmagazine/status/1945892064677277698
Does anyone know what the deleted article was?
And why does Turki like this goblin so much?

i watched press conference and hohols around usyl are all so fucking weird, barely speaking english too, arrogant, weird sentences, only 1 seemed normal

if you know 3 words in english, congrats, get a fucking translator then

>>149803411 (OP)
i am going to buy a DAZN™ subscription for this fight and i would highly recommend it to everyone in this thread!

>>149837503
and chisora

>>149836050
Usyk is the protagonist of martial arts.

>>149837592
Many are saying this

>>149835712
Nice toothpick, Sheila.

Dubois is younger, faster, tougher and stronger.
Poosyk is old, his country is gone and he's a cuckold

Poor Dubois has earned better than that

nice to have a fight in a proper country to be fair

It doesn't get bigger than the Undisputed Heavyweight Championship of the world in London, England, the home of boxing.

Life is like a box of Coreys you never know which one you’re gonna slurp

>>149833538
It was ruled a low blow the second it landed, and after repeated warnings. Dubious then went on to continue losing and was beaten down. Cry more.

>>149833668
>>149833745
Excellent posts.

>>149833849
>>149834179
>All lost.
Dubois will lose a second time as well.

i am paranoic
what stops boxers from smearing some ointment on glaves to make them harder, like cement even

Low energy posting from Gonedhi, it doesn't hit the same anymore.

>>149839376
https://youtu.be/n546UCV2_fM?si=3gIwdwiqCa7jSRlA

>>149839392
You would notice it easily. The only thing I thought of that boxers could probably get away with is using chalk to get a stronger grip or the grip wax rock climbers use. I tried chalk once and I could definitely punch harder in gloves. Maybe a 5% benefit at most.

>>149839403
You can tell he's cleaned up his act so he doesn't get banned again lmao

>>149839376
This fella is permaban evading btw

no one cares about the pacquiao fight and im sad

>>149839403
>>149839440
>>149839588
>>149839632
Are you still debating who I am you fucking idiot? Are you not tired of being wrong all the time about everything and spamming to yourself all day long you waste of life? Dubious loses, again.

>>149836015
https://voca.ro/1naW9lLVvp4X

>>149839750
So you’re just a Gonedhi clone? Stop posting exactly like him then and you won’t get confused for him you retard.

>>149839676
pacboy is already a fossil and has no chance to retain any belts, you can clearly see he's only day for a payday
that fella ain't finna finna be another bhop!

>>149839808
Autism

>>149839750
You're replying to more than one person btw

>>149840001
Shhh

Ceremonial weigh ins:
Usyk - 227.3
Dubois - 243.8

>>149840443
>>149840443
>243.8
Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.

Tyson Fury has permanently damaged Usoyk.

>>149840757
Not enough to stop himself from losing twice to him apparently. Feary however ran off for another retirement after getting battered. Twice. By a middleweight.

>>149839676
I care leafbro I want Manny to win badly but he probably is just too old to get the w

>>149840948
Thoughts on this quote by Conor Mcgregors pen pal Azaelia Banks? Boxing is British btw.

Just an FYI you can spot mmanlets with 100% certainty if they call boxers by their first name unless talking about a jr/sr etc.

>>149843083
Why would I care what a dumb negress and a descendant of the Ulster plantation stock have to say?

>>149843209
>>149843333
Not your blog

>Oleksandr Usyk vs Dubois: Daniel’s Improvements are Roid Rage, Headbutts and Low Blows … Fight Film
https://youtu.be/22NTxiPD--4?si=BtdTiLfJdpySmWGK

The women's euros are better than tomorrow's undercard

>>149843652
Too far

>>149843516
Retard
>>149843652
Lerena/Okolie is the only somewhat interesting fight. If Lerena can give as much trouble as he did to Dubois and Huni I don't see why he couldnt do the same to Okolie

>>149843679
You’re all Fivey to me

There’s always a smaller fivey

>>149843652
You are literally a homosexual, get the fuck out of my thread

Dubious loses, again.

I don't care I believe in pac

>>149843679
>Lerena/Okolie is the only somewhat interesting fight. If Lerena can give as much trouble as he did to Dubois and Huni I don't see why he couldnt do the same to Okolie
Yeah that one's worth a watch, but if the France v Germany game is good I'll probably just catch the replay of it.

>>149843736
fiveys are like Russian dolls, every month a fivey shits out another fivey which is an inch shorter than the last.

Imagine if you will being five foot nine a former fatso and unable to throw a leading hook. Fivey need not apply.
Fury won.
Will win.
Always wins.
Imithe.
Anois.

>>149844343
>>149844374

Reminder to Fivey that Dubois/Usyk is TOMORROW and not on a Tuesday afternoon.

>>149844419
kek i remember that

>>149843679
the PBC card overall is more excited. I doubt the Dubois fight will be interesting.

>>149843679
Speak when you're spoken to.

>>149833668
kek what happened was:
>I posted >>149832682
>I went to bed because it was 1:15am
>you had some sort of meltdown
>I came back to check the thread just now and pissed myself laughing at you
thanks for the lolz schizo, try to understand that flags =/= posters

>>149844552
fortunately the casuals will drown out the schizos on fight night

>>149844563
True. Kind of like punching yourself in the balls to distract yourself from your stubbed toe.

>>149840757
With what? Pillow fists? Bell end

>>149844624
Usoyk almost died in the first fight, his words not mine.

>>149844428
That reminds me, Pitbull Vs Fiero got pulled from the PBC card because Fiero missed weight lol
>>149844012
I BELIEVE

thinking about it, if usyk can be hurt by a pillow fisted corey-obsessed drunkard, perhaps dubois has a chance

>>149844808
See >>149844451

>>149844939
Fivey desperately needs lessons in etiquette.

Fury alla vodka
Morecambe Bay fishing village visitin' Frank Warren with choppers
All of you imposter, simply O'Gonnerdy window shoppers
The one I just beat up look like it was trans'd by a doctor

>>149844963
And boxing lessons

Dubois loses a second time, just like Feary.

>>149845085
O Gonedhi! my Gonedhi! our fearful thread is done,
The cope has weather’d every bait, the arc we watched is run,
The janny sleeps, the bumps are gone, the bumpers still are crying,
While anons stare with fading hope, the general slowly dying;
But O brain! brain! brain!
O the schizoposts we’ve read,
Where on the board our Gonedhi lies,
Fallen, banned, and dead.

>>149845093
Powerful and excellent prose

O'Gonnerdy has chosen to align himself with Gonedhi united in their hate for the English.
>>149845093
Hahaha this is fucking gold mate.

>>149845093
So a homeless middleweight war victim beat up Feary who was living in a mansion, twice? How bad must Feary be?

>>149845189
Do you have autism?

>>149845093
Poignant post.

>>149845154
Ushit's house is an absolute dump whereas the Fury manor is simply glorious.

>>149834143
agree, reminds me of Paris gooning to Ngannou

>>149845324
>tf
>tp
Like clockwork

>>149845456
>bbc is awesome for your wife but not mine
kekold

Yanks can’t fight btw

>>149839676
Barrios cleaning him up

We need an x ray machine at weigh ins that can read flaccid corey size to determine who has the advantage. This machine should also be abe to detect the person that has the dog inside their torso/ribcage and I suspect there is a corey/has dat dog in 'em correlation.

THOUGHTS?

>>149845958
I’ve been advocating for corey measuring pre fight for years

>>149845958
the homo containment thread is elsewhere buddy

>>149845984
Not your diary

>>149845980
you're a forward thinking young man

So what exactly does the UK get in return for feeding every single one of our good heavyweights to Usyk and Ukraine?

The most interesting piece of boxing lore was Tyson's brief moment of constant obsession about men having a big cock and him having a small cock.

Constantly used to mention his opponents having a bigger dick than him it was very strange behaviour that never got addressed

>News

>Christian Mbilli is to defend his Interim WBC Super Middleweight Championship against Hamzah Sheeraz, WBC President Mauricio Sulaiman said in an interview with Brunch Boxing.

Pacquiao employed the wrong game plan against Ugas but still made the fight competitive, at 42. I think Pacquiao would KO Barrios, or at least a knock down.

>>149846257
Ugas lost his next 2 fights and then retired. Not sure pacquaio being competitive with him means much

Antonio Tarver is a great commentator wtf

Fury vs Dubois for undisputed if Ushit gets ironed out (he probably will)

>>149846569
Parker should be next irregardless of whoever wins. whoever loses can take Fury.

>>149846608
Parker is too damaged to be competitive vs Fury or Dubois. Joyce KO'd him, Zhang dropped him and even Bumkole buzzed him.

Dubois has the power of autism. Don't see him getting beaten anytime soon.

>>149839676
Oh boy a decision sleeper for barrios so pacquiao can fund his addictions lol

>>149843322
It's way easier than that. Take a look at all the penis-obsessed niggas in this thread - all heemlets. These cock sucking mother fuckers have penis on the brain 24/7. Take a quick look through one of their threads to see what I mean.

is the pacman fight real or is it just a boomer beatdown cash grab?

>>149846793
It's real in the sense that Pac is past his prime and bummios is a turbo bum who happens to have a belt, so the old man is hoping he can get lucky here. Even with bummios being a bum, Pac couldn't recreate his success against Thurman with Ugas, and that was five years ago.

tl;dr pac is too old and will probably lose (again), but there is the slight chance bummios jobs in the jobbiest way only he is capable of

lets knock a few back to the Furious one!
what a time 2019 was. Get up you sleepy dossers! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33893SFfjUs&list=RD33893SFfjUs&start_radio=1

>>149846257
You're right. Barrios isn't gonna know what to do with Pac. Screenshot these posts so we can laugh at retards like >>149846809 tomorrow.

>>149846793
Dudes ancient and needs a check ghe only reason hes even in this fight is because boxing lets you immediately challenge a title fight if you retired as champ so its a quick shot in the arm for cash

>>149846820
Bookies love him.

>>149846822
if you think Pac's starving for cash you're a giant moron. He's set for life.

>>149846856
Set for life in what philipino monopoly money lol dudes broke hes not unretiring for da glory

>>149846856
He had a failed presidential run and that costs a looooooot of money.

>>149846812
Still play this tune in my car.

I don't think people understand what a talent Pacquiao is. Even in the fight with the giant japanese kickboxer that's basically 200 lbs of solid muscle he shook off the punches. And that guy is a killer. You think some border jumper with lead feet, no punch, no defense and zero iq is gonna be able to fuck with pac? Maybe if Pac was 58. But he's not.

>>149846867
he's an adrenaline junkie. You wouldn't know shit about that cuz you're a basic wage cuck institutionalized nigga without imagination. You think you can spend 20+ years of your life as a gladiator and go pretend to be some emasculated office bitch? NO, you can't. He is born to fight.
>>149846916
you got his access to his bank account? post the statements smart guy

>>149846972
So then why did he lose to Poogas 5 years ago? He was already too old then. There's a reason you don't see boxers fight past their early 40s, most retire even before then. It's because your body starts breaking down rapidly after that age. It doesn't matter how great Pac was. Eventually his body will break down. You can count the champs at 40+ on one hand, and they're few and far in between. Bummios IS garbage, but Pacquiao is just too old.

>>149846994
Calm down, rod.

This sport is so boring when ecelebs aren't involved. Creator Clash 3 failing is probably the end of all boxing.

>>149847038
Back to tiktok then zoomzoom

>>149846997
poogas isn't a great style for pac even in his prime and the fight wasn't a total wash anyway. the guy like to move a lot. Barrios is gonna hang there like a sack of shit and pac is gonna beat mario bros coins out his ass
>>149847018
touch grass schizo retard

YDKSAB rodney

>>149846667
>Parker is too damaged to be competitive vs Fury or Dubois.
If we're talking odds I give Parker a higher chance of winning compared to Fury. Fury trilogy ends the same and Dubois he could win, but I give Parker the edge in comparison.

In the 'cord we calculate the size of each man's corey during the weigh in based on shadows using the laws of geometry. This is only available for paying members.

>>149847538
corey math should be open source. are you jewish or elon musk by any chance?

>>149846252
Mbubu refuses to fight outside queerbec I believe

>>149847600
The secrets of the corey can only be revealed to men of considerable constitution.

Jake Paul will heem Anthony Joshua inside of 1 round

>Daniel Dubois: 'I'll bring chaos and beat Oleksandr Usyk by any means necessary'

so hes gonna fight dirty just like in the first maybe even more so, no surprise to be honest

>https://www.boxingscene.com/articles/tyson-fury-id-box-the-kittens-out-of-daniel-dubois-but-he-wont-beat-oleksandr-usyk

>“I don't think [Dubois] will beat your man [Usyk] anyway,” Fury said. “I think [Usyk]'s a tricky old wily character and he moves his feet. We all know that if you stand in front of Daniel Dubois, he'll punch a hole in you. You move your feet around him, he’ll probably get tired and take a knee after about eight rounds with a jab.”

uhhhh dubois sisters,,,,, what do we do about queen?

Pacquiao is going to shake the welterweight division.

>>149848664
Your best fighter is a European white man

Dubois will shatter Usyk's glass belly

>>149848664
Fury can only speak honestly about Usyk in regards to other fighters, not his own bouts with the man.

>>149849383
*gulp*

Mornin
DDD by KO

I HATE HATE HATE you

Shorty Filipino and she call me Manny Pacquiao

This is the end of the road for you /box/poofs and this day couldn’t come soon enough.

Fury alla vodka
Morecambe Bay fishing village visitin' Frank Warren with Bongsa
All of you imposter, simply O'Gonnerdy window shoppers
The one I just beat up look like it was trans'd by a doctor

>>149850262
Kek

Dubois is going to kill this bum.

>>149850411
Fact. They’re going to have to tase him like a rabid pit bull to make him let go of Ushit’s unconscious body.

dubois' skin tone hinders his cognitive functions, if you know what i mean

>>149850411
Already beat him once

Tyse bomb Tyse bomb you’re my Tyse bomb and GK you can turn me on

[Chorus]
Sly, sly, sly Draft Dodger
Why, why, why Draft Dodger
I could see, that slav was no good for me
But I was lost like a mick that no brit could free

>>149848664
>he’ll probably get tired and take a knee after about eight rounds with a jab
so even Fury predicts Dubois will quit again? lmao. Dubois slurpers on suicide watch.

Boxing is scripted.
Nobody gives a fuck about Ukraine any more.
Usyk will get beaten by Dubois again but this time it'll count.

We the examples, we who we said we was
Never faked it, ones who troll properly they couldn't play with
The ones who're boxing
Details of are revolutionary ways, probably get studied, some CIA shit
>>149850653
Scrub it.

>>149850653
Don’t ever make the mistake of thinking that you’re worthy to comment on British Boxing.

Whenever I see Dubois I'm instantly reminded of that classic vid where the guy puts his whole head inside this woman's snatch.

You’d have to be a wretched bitter oldtroon to root for Usoyk in this fight. Real Apollonian chads who embrace the spirit and power of youth want Dubois to win.

Imagine not rooting for a guy called Dynamite Dan.

For me? I hope it’s like when Rahman KO’d Lewis.
https://youtu.be/llBhd0Lpeds?si=W2k3_FAoNNrJ0O5z

Tyson Fury btw

When yank boxing goes wrong

https://youtu.be/qyPhsFxnc_c
Dubois walk in music

O'Gonnerdy

>>149851124
Lmao I was thinking it was going to be Postman Pat

Shagging the Teddy Fatlass decent minge

Dazzling Dave is handsome and a unit

>>149851159
Weyhey leave some for the lads!

>>149851171
New Doctor Who looks great

Dubois the type of guy who takes a bird home and puts on Brum.

>>149851204
Kek

Notice how a Dubois fight brings in all the posters. British sport. End of.

>>149851204
based

Checkers not chess - Danny Dynamite Dubois

I like the red ones - DDD on his favourite cars

Dubois is like Dr Manhattan, except he just changes the channels on the telly.

Dubois puts his pants on inside out and wears them again

Dubois is like a pet rock

Dubois sleeps with a night cap on

Dubois favourite character is the hoover from Teletubbies because it goes vroom

Daniel "Dairy Lea Dunkers and a Fruit Shoot" Dubois

Dubois got mugged in London and handed over all his belongings then remembered he’s the Heavyweight Champion of the world

>>149851364
Kek

Migration
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>>149708572
>>149708572

New

>>149851467
>>149851467
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>>149851477
>nonce backtracks and makes a proper thread, puts Usyk's name first in the schedule to try and get people to actually use it
>Links to the actual Real rather than his dead threads
>Daniel Dubious, the BrUM
Kek, good enough nonce, I'll use it.

lashings of guruli