>Lap:
#8007

>Countdown to Belgian GP:
https://f1exposure.com

>Previous thread:
>>149797149

>/f1/ Essentials:
https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq

>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:
Passcode: 12481641

>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
213 (212 starts)

>2025 WDC Standings
PIA: 234 (+18)
NOR: 226 (+25)
VER: 165 (+10)
RUS: 147 (+1)
LEC: 119 (+0)

>2025 WCC Standings
McLaren Mercedes: 460 (+43)
Ferrari: 222 (+12)
Mercedes: 210 (+1)
Red Bull RBPT: 172 (+10)
Williams Mercedes: 59 (+4)

>2025 WEC Standings
LAW: 717.19 (+64.59)
HAM: 690.58 (+41.39)
NOR: 660.61 (+22.97)

>News:
George was at the Wimbledon final after possibly being let go from Mercedes
Thread theme should be 'Won’t Get Fooled Again' but I can't be bothered to put in the effort of searching for it, copying the link, pasting the link, etc. etc. Anyway, next thread after this one will be 8008 in honour of which we should all post large breasted (F1 related of course) women until we hit the image limit.

edd

poz3 will NEVER win a wdc

>>149804799 (OP)
Mana :DDD

my zesty queen

>>149804799 (OP)
>large breasted (F1 related of course) women
Small breasts are fine too though. Not every girl can have Flavio Briatore genes.

>>149804799 (OP)
>George was at the Wimbledon final after possibly being let go from Mercedes
If y'all niggas watched TacticalRab you'd know George just bought a yatch, which could suggest that he's locked down a juicy contract

>it's my birthday
>my dad knows I'm into f1, so he gets me one of the ~$30 lego cars (not really big into Lego these days, but it's still a cool gift that I like)
>gets one of the blind boxes as a feint
>"I hope you get the one you like"
>"it'll probably be fine. They're all basic enough that there's not really any bad ones per se."
>f1 academy

>>149805102
>If y'all niggas watched TacticalRab you'd know George just bought a yatch, which could suggest that he's locked down a juicy contract
You do know he probably ordered that yacht last year, right?

>>149805102
what is with these retards and boats

>>149805125
happy birthday but thats a sad story for like 5 reasons

>>149804828

>>149805151
>You do know he probably ordered that yacht last year, right?
Based on the fact that he's not standing on it or near it I'm 90% sure that's him announcing the purchase, not the delivery.
>>149805156
>what is with these retards and boats
International waters
>>149805125
>>it's my birthday
grim
>>my dad knows I'm into f1, so he gets me one of the ~$30 lego cars (not really big into Lego these days, but it's still a cool gift that I like)
grim
>>gets one of the blind boxes as a feint
grim
>>"I hope you get the one you like"
>>"it'll probably be fine. They're all basic enough that there's not really any bad ones per se."
grim
>>f1 academy
grim

>>149805156
I watch the races with my dad, and he buys me stuff he knows I'll like, and you don't even your dad.
I win.

>>149805102
Pershing? Didn't they build ballistic missiles back in the day?

I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE WOMEN DRIVERS ARE DATING
KILL YOURSELF

>>149805213
>you don't even your dad
fuck you but not for anything close the reason you think.

>>149805125
Based dad, give him a hug! You're unironically very lucky and your image is inappropriate.

>>149805232
nein

>>149805151
He most likely doesn't have the yatch yet, but all the papers are signed. Which would make it a recent purchase

>>149805277
Pershing Nine? I was mainling thinking of Pershing Zwei.

Edd is a fat fuck

yuki fags just sit back and turn their collected heads when their favorite driver is blatantly, and repeatable rented out to the highest paying celeb. wake up

>>149805307
>yerman yumor

>>149805315
t r v t h

Albon to Red Bull and George back to Williams

>>149805332
>their collected heads
They collect heads? Creepy.

>>149805332
yuki likes cooking this is slander

>>149805345
Gimme a break. It's quite early here and I'm not fully asleep yet.

F

>>149805332
>finally some good fucking bussy

>>149805461
u problem

>>149805461
Thumbs: DOWN

>>149805461
i dunno what that shiiiet bee mang

Soon miggers

>>149805500
miggers
jiggers
nyckers

am I missing anything

>>149805420
heh
>>149805545
The one that drives for Ferrari

>>149805500
The call that saved Cadillac

>>149805669
CHUCKERS?

>>149805703
monacoons

>>149805125
Happy birthday.
Dont let it bring you down. Your dad took an interest in you. He's there for you. Be glad.

>>149804799 (OP)
What veganism does to a motherfucker

>>149805125
Your dad seems to be a good dad and cares about you. I miss my dad

>>149805932
its actually an interesting study on glasses trends

>>149805908
I hold nothing against him. It was a blind box, he had no impact on it. Hell, he got the car I like because he knows which one I like.
But of course when it comes down to pure chance, I'd get the worst pick out of the lot. Even the plan f1 one is better than being even tangentially related to academy.

>>149805999
What's with the F1 Academy hate? Their races are more kino than most F1 races where nothing happens.

>>149806033
I'm not gay, nor am I retarded.
And as such I have no interest in watching retards that can barely drive "race" around a track for half an hour.
If I had any interest in that, I'd watch the "race in review" videos and root for haas or something.

>>149806073
>watching women is gay
Ok bub.
>And as such I have no interest in watching retards that can barely drive "race" around a track for half an hour
Yet you watch shitters like lewis or the goblin do it for 90 minutes. Curious.

>>149806133
I never liked Hamilton. Even when he was actually good.

>>149806073
dont slander the boy

>>149805232
Pershing was the mutt Oberbefehlshaber in WWI.
Later they named missiles after him. Their deployment to Krautistan caused quite a fuss here and let to arms limitation talks with the ziggers.
I also think there was a tank named after him but i might be mistaken. I am definitively too lazy to look it up.

>>149806033
>Their races are more kino than most F1 races where nothing happens.
Kino if you mean women drivers crashing out because of obvious driver mistakes.
Yeah, i watch it solely to see them fail.

>women in motorsports

>>149806185
you really cant do shorter words?

>>149806185
>Oberbefehlshaber
whats that

>>149806237
big dawg

>>149806207
Crashing and death is the pinnacle of motorsport, ever since chariots. It's the entire reason people watch, no matter how much they delude themselves otherwise.

>>149806237
>Ober
A waiter.
>befehl
An order.
>haber
Lit. "haver".
Connect all of those and you get "someone who has an oder for a waiter". In other words, a patron at a restaurant. Simple.

1960s cars were just peak

>>149805125
brutal, but it's still a great gift from a dad who cares about your interests

>>149806358
needs a halo, imagine how hurt he would get if he crashed

>>149806340
>Simple

nonrawe ceek and its consequences has been an unmitigated disaster

Grand Prix in: 11 days, 10 hours, 39 minutes, 57 seconds

>>149804910
I miss Ron so much.

>>149805213
That was rude. I was going to wish you a Happy Birthday but since you want to be the Jacques Villeneuve of the thread, you can fuck right off.

>>149806852
dont be mean to him i think he interpreted it in a way i didnt intend it

>>149806033
>What's with the F1 Academy hate? Their races are more kino than most F1 races where nothing happens.
By that logic the pinnacle of motorsports entertainment is just a demolition derby with participation awards.
>>149806133
>>watching women is gay
>Ok bub.
You couldn't even tell they were women without the cars being painted a bunch of pastel colours and covered by makeup and fashion brands.
>>149806185
>I also think there was a tank named after him but i might be mistaken. I am definitively too lazy to look it up.
There was but I think it was just a nickname like most of those.

>>149806358
They were better than the whole of the 70s and the early 80s plaid bell bottom slop, but true peak F1 cars were mid 80s to mid 90s.

>>149805213
>>149806907
Oh, then Happy Birthday to F1A Lego anon!
Watching F1 with a father who cares is not to be taken for granted.

>>149806218
No. Language has to be precise and this word is very precise.

>>149806237
>Oberbefehlshaber
Commander-in-chief

>Ober
Higher/highest (also waiter but not in this context)
>Befehl
Order/Command
>Haber
Haver, the one being in possession of smth.

So Ober Befehls Haber means the guy who has the highest command. The commander in-chief.

Simple as

germany is just all the least fun traits of autism melted together

>>149807009
The sexual deviancy is pretty based

>>149807009
You just described an Opel.

>>149807023
no they go into shit based stuff like even for me thats too much

>>149807026
>gm
>fun traits
those were 1:1 copies

>mfw when people who edit the wiki page for a specific F1 car use a picture of a toy of said car

>>149807047
careful the wiki editor jan will slap you

>Belgium next

>>149806852
Thanks for the well wishes, anon. >>149806907
I was joking, based on the flag and the primary demographic of Jamaica.

we need to bully Chuckers

>>149807121
its neither accurate nor funny tho
youre using local stereotypes
and you upset me for separate reasons
just all around a mean post

>>149807152
It is accurate, anon. Just maybe not for you.
No offence was intended to you specifically, nor was your specific life referenced as I have no idea who you are or what has happened to you.

>>149807152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaZmBFTxW9M

>By that logic the pinnacle of motorsports entertainment is just a demolition derby with participation awards.
No, because those crashes are parking lot shunts. The pinnacle is multiple F1 or Indy cars flying off track and getting destroyed instantly.

Was Pepe Ferrari F1 ever really on the table? This was a joke, right?

Reminder one of the sexiest F1 cars ever was Pepe colored.

>>149807409
Unfortunately it was black

>>149807409
>fujifilm
>7up
>tic tac
>ford
in harmony with the base colors... and now we have THIS

>>149807409
bring back snek

>>149804799 (OP)
>George was at the Wimbledon final after possibly being let go from Mercedes
How does going to a match link to getting kicked from Merc?

>>149807803
He went to Wimbledon and journalists just want clicks

>>149804828
https://youtu.be/VQn8E7vm9wc?si=XM-BGMR-uatyehSZ

Max Furstappen :3

>>149807889
>journalists
Yes, the famous "journalists" of /f1/

>>149808039
edd is a fat fuck. death to fats

>>149808121
Edd reminds me of the average American.

>>149808121
edd displays a certain majesty and erudition that counteracts the fatness

i want to be inside edd (no homo)

theres been more eddposting than gimiposting this past week

ded to mclel

ded to m*rcedes

ded bul

ded 'rari

/f1/‘s pet chicken

>>149808677
Looks tasty. How do you guys want it cooked?

>>149808677
Nice white cock

>>149808706
That is animal cruelty, Anonymous.

>>149808715
Upvoted! Meat is murder!! My wife makes sure to buy vegan nuggie for the bull and me.

>>149808039

/f1/ thread #8008 better have boobs in the OP or there will be hell to pay. (Not really but it would be a missed opportunity)

>>149808786
someone make a picture of Edd in a bra for the OP

>>149808797
Pls

I'd punch Jos right in his stupid fucking nose

>>149808786
Should have posted Lucy Pinder

>>149808861
t. hornyman

>>149808786

>>149808935

>>149808954
she should get an advertisement, i'm still not exactly sure what her relationship with her father is like.

>>149808954
cyкaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Bimbos turn me off. I hate them.

luv boobs
sinple as

>>149807409
>>149807462
I want to go back.

>good morning next

>>149809162
la goblina

>>149808797
Perfect

Jeorj Ruccel status?

>>149809162
she fucks leclerc in the nostril with her solitary mole hair

>>149809162
To have the option to be drowning in endless hot F1 groupie pussy but instead date that. I will never understand this shit.

>>149809162
I fucking hate Leclerc.

>>149809252
Its because she looks like Charlotte

>>149809252
>dating/marrying a groupie
Very new money post

>>149809262
That’s not even a good ass.
My gf has a better one ffs.

>>149809253
why

>>149809252
Are implying she’s ugly/mid? Because she isn’t

>>149809298
if your attention goes to that ass instead of leclerc's inviting unconscious agape mouth youre a faggot

>>149809314
>Are implying she’s ugly/mid? Because she isn’t
>>149809316
>if your attention goes to that ass instead of leclerc's inviting unconscious agape mouth youre a faggot

>>149809314
She may be decorative but she’s still miles below what Charles can do.
On top of being a brown.

>>149809272
Most the current grid are dating literal whores or new money sluts. Very few are dating any kind of real high society girl

Are all F1 driver gfs flat as a pancake? No driver likes tits?

>>149809347
By purely being a millionaire f1 driver, yes, but in terms of pure beauty, not so much. Fags and heterocurious men overrate leclerc so much just because he looks like he barely’s hit puberty kek

>>149809362
>Are all F1 driver gfs flat as a pancake?
>>149809361
>Most the current grid are dating literal whores or new money sluts.
Name them, the only ones I can think of dating down are Sainz and Lando

Leclerc choked in 2022

>>149809367
Yeah I don’t know why Leclerc is hellbent on facial hair when he looks like someone who’s failing to go through puberty.
Pastry has the right idea in terms of gf.

>>149809367
you're just into daddies and bears

>>149809371
amx dates kelly only cause shes identical to his mother and he wants to get back at ojs for fingering his bumhole by fucking ojs wife lookalike

>>149809372
How many 'chips would a chuck cuck choke if a chuck cuck could choke chips?

>>149809389
All of them because spiritually he is a Ferrari

Honestly, I don’t know why /f1/ doesn’t go crazy over pic related. She’s literally everything 4chan dwellers love.

She’s my favorite wag yes

>>149809388
AMX is a racist 24/7. He wants the Piquet DNA so his son would become an even better racist than him. It’s literally his only goal. Inb4 he’ll only ever have girls.

>>149809406
>Inb4 he’ll only ever have girls.
he will though

>>149809398
Like I said, PS3 is the one who stuck gold. She is definitely the qtest gf.

>>149809398
She's perfect

>>149809381
Exactly

>>149809385
I’m hetero as fuck. Only into women… and white Brazilian trannies

>>149809406
he want the piquet-kvyat dna thoughever

>>149809367
>he barely’s hit puberty kek
HE'S ONLY 27 YEARS 9 MONTHS AND 15 DAYS OLD YOU SICK FUCK

>>149809398
>>149809414
>>149809415
She is clearly BPD and not hot enough to be worth it.

>>149809398
>She’s literally everything 4chan dwellers love.
mmm, she's not Asian
though I suppose PS3 brings that aspect to the relationship

>>149809417
sure...

>>149809371
Only Stroll and George are dating old money. Every other driver is dating someone who's granddad was a nobody

>>149809423
Too young…

>>149809426
She’s cute and dress nice

>>149809427
Fair point. But when it comes to white woman, she’s definitely the standard of beauty for 4chan people

>>149809437
Hot

>>149809426
The cute, innocent looking ones are always the ones who suck you so hard, your forehead caves in. She has to be wild in bed.

>>149809438
stroll I get it because hes a turbo jew but who is the gf or narb? is she a royal or what

>>149808943

I guess I have to become a Pastry supporter….

>>149807803
>>149807889
I made it up

>>149809466
she might just like george..

>anyone
>like george

Georgelieber here

>>149809347
Unironically who gives a shit as long as he's happy. You sound like a jealous gossiping woman

>>149809561
it's the gay salvadoran's fault

>>149809406
>his son
>Implying amx's daughter is not destined to become the first female f1 champ on merit

>>149809561
>Unironically who gives a shit as long as he's happy
you are right but even girls who are average or below that tend to be bitches one way or another

all this wag talk is useless because you can't milk most of them
women need to be milked

>>149809576
Foids can’t drive. C’ept for Michelle Mouton.
Period.
Eheheh

>>149809595
Are you the anon with the Asian wife and hapa kid?

Fuck VISA
Fuck Mastercard
Fuck Jews

>>149809739
Sure.

>>149809778
When you gonna fucking nuke us you faggot ? Just nuke Washington and New York and all this jewery will gone

>>149809782
No idea what are you sperging out about this time nounce.

USA USA USA

>>149809782
Tomahawks need to reach Moscow first.

>>149807361
Mattia can live out his green miracle now

>>149809739
Enjoy your vacation in El Salvador chud

>wet races reveal who is actually good at racing, supposedly
>Max, Lando, Lewis, Alonso, Sainz, and Stroll being ahead of everyone else on average (taking into account the level of cars each driver drove as well)
https://wetf1.vercel.app/

Jeorj Puccel.

>>149810150

>>149809314
she's adorable

jensons butthole

>>149810150
>>149810194
I still don't really read much into these specific statistics, wet weather is especially iffy because none of them ever really quantify what wet weather means or how much influence it had.
Does Japan 2025 count as a wet race because the grid was sorta damp on race day although not damp enough for even inters and stayed that way for the entire event?
What about Hungary 2021 where the start and final result was massively influenced by the wet weather but >95% of the laps were on a track that was bone dry?

>>149810205
this so much

>>149810257
at least the names we expect to be on the top are on the top, so there is some merit to these statistics

>>149809316

>>149810194
Problem with this statistic is that it measures (#wins of driver X given it's wet) rather than (#wet races given driver X won).
While that sounds sensible at first, what it effectively does is to disregard the general likelyhood of a drivers' to win. In other words: Of course somone who dominated the sport for years will have better chances to win a wet race than fucking Olivier Panis.

>>149810205
I’d lick it.

>>149810303
Well, kinda. But you see Vettel and Alonso on there who are among the winningest drivers but pretty poor wet race results

>>149810313
>Vettel and Alonso on there who are among the winningest drivers
Not in times of percentages. Vettel had arguable two dominant years and another four competitive years. In a career that spans 16 years, some of them in literal shitboxes.
Alonso also had maybe two dominant years (though that's already a stretch) and then, well, I'd say 3 at most where he was competitive. He's now in his 24th(?) season, and I wouldn't bet on him winning any time soon, wet or dry.

Why is F1 so dimeless compared to NASCAR?
And this country gets three grand prix a year too

>>149810351
>times of percentages
*terms

>>149810305
would you lick this?

i just want toto to snatch max to have one less insufferable disgusting bong in f1 and watch them seethe for years

>>149810358
hey hey hey
8008 thread is the next one

>>149810358

>>149810355
All the money goes directly into MBS private jet maintenance and other grass roots initiatives

>>149810367
George isn't going anywhere.
See >>149805102

>>149805102
Alright, guy

i just bought a yatch

>>149805102
>he's locked down a juicy contract
no shit, he said like a month ago that he will be on the grid next year, not with merc ofc

>>149805102
>>149810449
i'm saving up to buy a modest hachtback

>>149808786
2006 was the best current century f1 season change my mind

>>149810470
why do you want your mind changed

it's gonna rain for the whole week in Spa starting this weekend

>realize i havent even thought about f1 in 2 weeks
3 week break into summer break. might as well have a 2+ month extension to off season, this is retarded

>>149810519
I won't be able to watch the whole weekend. Could someone please record it for me?

my throat hurts

>>149810565
I bet it does you cock gobbler

>>149810565
Stop deepthroating your boyfriend then, anon.

>>149810565
get some cough drops, fren

>>149810565
smoke more. tobacco smoke works wonders on a sore throat

>>149810565
do not listen to this >>149810585

>>149810597
Are you the boyfriend?

>>149810621
yes

>>149810564
No because you never recorded Canada for me like you promised

gimis tongue my gimi

>After over three hours of delays and suspended starts, at 18:17 CEST the race officially commenced from the pit lane
Spa next

>>149810674
>wets fitted
AI slop

>>149810150
But Sainz is actually pure garbage in the rain.

mersedes w10
the last silver arrow

Yuki dood, wat nou?

>>149810757
Amx will turn them white again

>>149810771
why?

>>149810779
Because he looks good in white

People really memoryholed 2014 - 2020 season

>>149810781
but black is slimming

>>149810786
what about it

>>149810796
Is it?

>Crown Royal presents the Your Hero's Name Here 400 at the Brickyard powered by BigMachineRecords.com

>>149810862
cor, who's that? looks like a slim edd

>>149810889

>>149810892
It's Ed

>>149810892
>slim
that's a stretch, no pun intended.

>>149810925
Where is Eddy?

>>149810931
He passed away march this year

>>149810931
six feet under

>>149810939
beat me to it

>>149805102
I am not interested in watching this eternally Delusional bongoloids whiney voice about anything, This Fagmilton & T*rger Lover will say anything irrelevant to make a video. Look at his disgusting rat like face and demeanor. Yuck!

>>149805102
>y'all niggas watched TacticalRab
Stop fucking watching tabloid tier youtube content aka timewasting creators

>>149805125
That's really nice of your dad.

>>149810950
Saar please

>>149810950
DO NOT REDEEEM SAAR

>>149810960
>tabloid tier youtube content
It's the by far the best source of f1 news on YouTube, and possibly even beyond, as it usually covers info before any other major news outlet

>>149810889
I
HATE
EVERYTHING
ABOUT YOU

>>149810889
>ynr

Im so fucking tired of these Jew world. Everything that fun back in 00s are fucking gone. I guess the world is ended in 2012, but in different way

>>149811016
>f1 news on YouTube,
That's like saying the semi mouldy muffins are the tastiest thing in the garbage can, that's how low the bar is.
>as it usually covers info before any other major news outlet
So? I can wait for news, and at least I can choose a proper news outlet instead of some schmuck with a microphone and an ego.

>>149809595
Based and hucow-pilled.

>>149811016
Yea I can find out any relevant news here. literally nothing in this sport is that important that you have to watch these bunch of gossiping male yentas speak for 20 mins about which drivers sword they would rather swallow

>>149811065
Where are you from? Germans speak better English than that

>>149811077
shut up pakeesh

>>149811077
Everyone here is a jeet including you

>>149811077
That's 100% authentic Germglish.

>>149811073
>pff, everything mainstream sucks!
Le kool edgy boi
>I can wait for news
That defeats the whole purpose of covering "news"
>choose a proper news outlet
You're criticizing Rab without even being familiar with the content. There's literally nothing wrong with it. You can say that the thumbnails are a little clickbaity, but the content is peak

Mclaren is trying to get piastri to adapt the parts they built specifically to help Lando because of ''possible spare parts issues''.
https://www.the-race.com/formula-1/f1-mclaren-wants-oscar-piastri-new-suspension-he-rejected-so-far/#disqus_thread

>>149811105
>You can say that the thumbnails are a little clickbaity,
Clickbait always means it's sensationalized dogshit.

>>149811105
>but the content is peak
Speculating about driver transfers is just rumours. Until it has actually been confirmed that amx is actually joining the Great Satan, as far as I'm concerned nothing newsworthy has happened.

>>149811077
Eastern Germany, probably. Low level of English fluency, particularly for ages 50+, who grew up in the GDR and never had any formal English education. But, of course, that does somewhat extend to younger generations as well, since it meant that good English teachers were comparatively rare in Eastern Germany in the 90s and early 2000s. You can even argue that they still heaven't caught up.
The flipside of all of that, of course, is that there's still a high percentage of Eastern Germans with Russian fluency.

Mercedes won 8 championships without cheating while Ferrari tried and got caught blatantly cheating in 2018/2019.

>>149811156
2016, 2017, 2021, thats 5 championships

>>149811065
>germans tired of jews again
oh boy, here we go

>>149811138
>Speculating
>rumours
He's not the one speculating or spreading rumors, he's reporting on already existing speculation/rumors and analyzing how much sense they make.
>Until it has actually been confirmed
So you must not enjoy any kind of news then. Because 90% of news is about what *might* happen.

>>149811156
>Mercedes won 8 championships
>without cheating
Kek.

>>149811105
I apologize if I went a bit hard there but I am sick of how low quality all the news channels on youtube are.

Reminder that the FIA investigated and was literally unable to prove anything, they merely issued technical directives, of which there was more than the one influenced by Red Bull.

>>149804799 (OP)
Deadbull is the worst car

>>149811117
woke up
>>149811127
its still not race week

>>149811156
>Mercedes had easily the best power unit
>Ferrari needed to "cheat" to catch up
Really makes you think

>>149811065
calm down, hitler-sama

>10.2.3 No adjustment may be made to any suspension system while the car is in motion.

>>149811191
TacticalRab is high quality

>>149811222
>meanwhile Renlol got their mass damper removed for being a moveable aerodynamic device

>>149811183
>>germans tired of jews again
>oh boy, here we go
I hope this time we chose the good guy's side

dubs and ralf is a top
singles and he's a bottom

>>149811117
>my face when
>>149811127
>my soul when

>>149810150
Tsunoda is shit

>>149811222
The suspension isn't changed; The tires only turn.

>>149811116
Zak Brown really wants the brownboi to win.

>>149811075
mmm milk

>>149810939
>>149810943
I didn't know he passed away

ARE JOOJ :DDD

>>149811222
dont worry about it

>>149811387
newey moonlighting as a gondolier?

>Emma Watson has been banned from driving for six months.

>The Harry Potter star, 35, was disqualified and ordered to pay $2144 after she was caught driving at 38mph in a 30mph zone in Oxford.

>Emma - who shot to fame as Hermione Granger in the Harry Potter film franchise - was sentenced at High Wycombe Magistrates’ Court on Wednesday (16.07.25), after she admitted speeding on Banbury Road, Oxford.

8mph over the limit gets you $2k fine AND six month ban? what the FUCK, poms?!?!?

>>149811407
wow, weird of them to make her pay a fine in dollars

>>149811407
I think the fine might be for losing her license

>>149811407
And she still has not apologized for her car!

>>149811407
She forgot her speeding loicense

>>149811354
if Lando loses this year he might leave the team

>>149811407
>Emma Watson
>The Harry Potter star, 35
>35
Time is convoluted...

>>149811413
aud to pom is like .5 now so just half whatever i wrote for the £ figure

>>149811427
Listen, I'm not going to do maths. Do you understand?

>>149811407
Thats nothing, i want every country to adapt the fee according to wealth.
Let richfags pay 100 grand parking tickets while i pay a tenner for driving over my neigbours annoying dog.

>>149811407
>ordered to pay $2144
>$
Fake news

>>149811426
Well, there's a new Harry Potter now.
Snape is black. Petunia Dursley is hot. And I'm just hoping they don't fuck up bestgirl Pansy Parkinson's casting.

>>149811413
>>149811433
>>149811437
>Watson already had nine points on her licence before the speeding incident occurred, the court heard.
>The 35-year-old, now a student, was made to pay a total of £1,044 at High Wycombe Magistrates' Court on Wednesday.
There you lazy cunts

>>149811456
>35-year-old, now a student
yikes

>>149811434
I'm already in a murderous rage for having to pay several grand in wealth tax every goddamn year. I I fully understand why richfags like Max Verstappen (F1 driver) move to Monaco and you should be shot (in F1 25) for being a commie.

>>149811407
She already had 9 penalty points before this which is why she lost her license so she had been done for speeding 3 times before. You can usually do a speed awareness course and not take the points at all but I'm guessing Emma didn't want to spend a few hours with some normals. Either that or the offenses were so close together that the course wasn't an option in which case she probably just can't drive very well

>>149811456
>a student, was made to pay a total of £1,044
Know they no shame? Fining a poor student a thousand Pounds?

>>149811494
>license
licence. Look at your licence and you'll see.

>>149811191
Then you should watch #F1XED, new perspectives and insights

>>149811434
B A S E D
>A multimillionaire businessman has been hit with one of the world’s highest speeding fines – €121,000 (£104,000) – for driving 30km/h (18.6mph) over the limit in Finland, where tickets are calculated as a percentage of the offender’s income

>>149811500
Your mum, look on the end of my cock and you'll see

>>149811494
>speeding
>can't drive very well
How are those two related? Some of the best (F1) drivers have been caught speeding on the road, as have some of the worst.

>>149811468
Max and other richfags who turn tail from a country the moment they get rich should be shamed. He profits massively from leaning into toltally being dutch and loving our country, but he doesn't love it enough to pay his deus.

>>149811520
If you can't drive within the prescribed rules of the place you are currently driving, you can't drive well. I don't make the rules.

>>149811494
Is she going to take the bus in Oxford now that she has no license?

>>149811527
>you can't drive well
or you can but you choose not to

>>149811407
>38mph in a 30mph zon
the absolute madwoman

>>149811537
No she'll carry on driving and have someone else take the blame for her like Noel Gallagher did

>>149811594
>take the blame for her like Noel Gallagher did
When did Noel Gallagher ever take the blame for Emma Watson?

>>149804828

>>149807462

rain in spa?

Iran IS /f1/ related

>>149811664
>several
>Citations: None.
Gotta love Wikipedia.

dinner with edd next

>>149811423
Fucking based.
GO PS3!

sexo with the german whore next

>>149811729
Plot twist: He’s eating you.

>>149811698
he definitely worked at Williams and Jordan IIRC

>>149811594
story?

>>149811752
no, he will talk for 2 hours about f1 while I listen

>>149811746
shes old news. got a new favourite silly accident prone german girl

>>149811407
For >me, it's that time when Waglad ended a racing driver's career for speeding on public roads.

>>149811835
>On 26 November 2020, Deledda caused a stir after publishing several videos on his Instagram profile of himself driving recklessly and with high speed on an Italian motorway near Pomezia, Lazio.[18] In one of the videos he slalomed around many cars during a traffic jam, and in another video he filmed the dashboard of his own car reaching 300 km/h in the process. A third video showed a point-of-view shot driving a Lamborghini Urus on a public road, reaching again around 200 km/h while driving with one arm on the steering wheel. Deledda was criticized by former F1 driver Giedo van der Garde, along with a handful of other notable F1 personalities.[19]

>Deledda posted a statement in Italian on his Twitter on November 27 saying that he's sorry they associated the video with his name and that his intent was and will always be to "raise awareness" among his followers about "similar acts of villainy". He went on to say that his mistake was "probably not to specify that it was an act of complaint".[20]
k£k

>>149811811
you can tell she loves all the attention

>>149811863
>A third video showed a point-of-view shot driving a Lamborghini Urus
That's reason enough for anything bad happening to him

>>149811835
>ended a racing driver's career
I mean he is now racing in gtwce and last year finished runner up in gt open

>>149811407
>an australian with no regard for law and order
Oh wow that was unexpected

who's gonna bake the boob thread
I have a lot of boobs to post

>>149812025
Dick Wolf BTFO, how will he ever recover?

>>149811811
Looks like a friend of mine's wife
Probably a binge drinker as well

>>149812041
me

>>149812041
this anon >>149811648

>>149812041
Oh boy
Good shit incoming

>>149811426
>Emma Watson is the same age as me
I'm unsure on what to feel about this

>>149812083
your lies aren't believable

>>149812025
traffic laws, especially around speed are a load of shit.
this is an inarguable fact.

it turns out next-door neighbors have a high-school aged daughter. and they've been living here for 4 years
f1 races for this discovery?

>>149810194
Peak irony

>>149812208
where irony

>>149812227
You already know but
>the race they had roll back the laps by 1 in order to make Prost the winner after he begged to stop the race and later demanded Balestre to roll back the count after getting passed by Senna in a toleman

>>149812247
oh that. just realized, senner was a rookie that year, started the race 13th and still finished P2, with the fastest lap. all that in a fucking toleman
dayum

>>149812247
>>149812304
bellof was better

>>149812319
>one forgot to turn left
>the other one forgot to turn right
huh really

>>149812041
>I have a lot of boobs to post
Female boobs, right?

>>149812041
better be 2D estibro

>>149812160

Rain status?

>>149812336
>Female boobs, right?
I bet you can't even tell male from female boobies.

>>149812391
inbound!!

>>149812336
when edd's nudes get leaked I will crop them so you only see his plump tits and post them here and then some unaware anon will masturbate to them thinking it's a girl

>>149812440
this FIA godess is fucking useless

I would like to see Ferrari on top again

>>149812448
>post them here and then some >unaware< anon will masturbate to them >thinking it's a girl<
These parts were unncessary

Its up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_yTNlAq8iw

>>149812489
not until black cunt is gone

>>149812492

>>149812489
Maybe in 2027 when it is punished Leclerc and Olliie the Bear Man.

>>149812409
>I bet you can't even tell male from female boobies.
Girls boobs are milky, everything else is a boy.

>>149812469
>ywn have a drunk aqua sama pbuh managing races
Her tears should be used to wet the track btw

>>149812498
Find a girl who looks at you like Ollie looks at Esteban guys

>>149812160
Is she also a goonete?

F1 Academy driver of Haas F1 team Courtney Crone

>>149812590
Yes

>>149812581
hope she has found a bf and this añon's peace is disturbed by daily plapping from her window

booba F1 related

gimi

>>149809388
nah, he dates that pitstop-whore because he's a turbocuck. Only a psychologically broken man would ever consider settling for a single mum and her vatnik rape-baby, not even poois nigmilton is this gay

maybe jos should've beaten him even harder, apparently all the abuse wasn't enough to straighten him out

>>149812760
calm down

>>149812760
Don't be mean, he has to raise his girlfriend's daughters

>>149812760
Ok Nelson.

>>149812581
quite the opposite I guess, I didn't even know she existed

Name one thing better than booba. You can't.

>>149812860
2booba

>>149812860
armpits

>>149812860
True, but booba, tummy and bunda are a holy trinity. They are all the best things in the world, and all equal.

>>149812860
boobas

>>149812860
a wild, unshaved CUNT

>>149812498
Estebanshees… the zest of Ollie! is infecting /ourrat/. But he seems so happy that I don’t know how to feel about it.

>>149812860
Money

I got a booba thread ready for the next one

>>149812881
>least perverted german

>>149812881
Not all Germans but always a German

>>149805500
Test driver for cadillac? Miggers we are so back.

>>149806237
Bags of milk

>>149812954
Funny, we call that Opperbevelhebber here

>>149811127

>>149812892
We'll probably get 5 new threads the second this one hits 500. If not minutes before it does.

>>149811156
>cheat
>still lose

>>149812892
I HOPE IT IS AI LEO WITH NICE BIG TITS

>>149812860
Hamilton retires

>>149812996
Yeah probably

spa next

>>149813042
Man the rush of going up that hill in those times must have been something

>>149812888
this is the post

>>149812860
cars with gigantic air boxes

>>149811156
>"without cheating"

>>149813042
>No barriers
>People standing just in front of the track
>wet track
These cars didn't even have traction control

>>149813050
i would rather take a 60s car through the masta kink

>>149813042
That's pinnacle right there

>>149813091
this but pouhon

>>149813091
>>149813149
the german's masta kink is getting pouhon his face

>>149813090
People had balls and drivers were good back then

gimi

jacques douhon

gimi

>>149811156
>without cheating

>>149811156
Mercedes was illegally burning oil too. You literally ate the Satan propaganda like a retard.

>>149812892
based

smoking

stroking

>>149813352
i had cold coffee last week

>>149813360
your lies aren't believable

>>149813352

new edd just dropped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbIAsrf4j2k

>>149813370
iced coffee i think it's called

driving

fucking

>>149813401
Like a colony drop

The Illuminati is not real grow up

I want Crofty to commentate /f1/

>>149811768
(morning glory)

>>149813448
i want crofty to suffer a career-ending larynx injury

>>149809475
Leiji Matsumoto's "The Cockpit."
You have exceptional taste, anon.

terrible br*toid posting going on

>>149809314
>contemporary straight, flat, boring hair
>contemporary overdone tan to look more like a darkie
>contemporary middle eastern makeup completely obscuring any attractive facial features she may have to look more like a darkie
No.
I'm surprised she doesn't have ass implants to complete the Kanye's wife copycat look. But (((they))) tell you this is the new hot so you go along with it.

>>149813485
Does he work part time at tanning saloon ?

>>149813455
I want that turbo autismo retard Ted Kravitz to be run over by a car.

>>149813508
that's kinda racist

>>149813504
Looks like a child's car seat

>>149813497
>>contemporary straight, flat, boring hair
>>contemporary overdone tan to look more like a darkie
>>contemporary middle eastern makeup completely obscuring any attractive facial features she may have to look more like a darkie
Right. But enough about Char L'eclair. What do you think about his girl?

>>149813485
>>149813506
Maybe he had itchy butt during the photoshoot and couldn't help doing a quick hand dive of the crack for some relief. Globos have weird diets, after all.

>>149813448
I mean, AI is there, you can do it if you want

>>149813537
Ain't a clue where I begin with that stuff lad or I might

>>149813485

>inhales
Lawrence Barretto is simply Will Buxton's clone in blackface and you will never unsee it!

Pit stop

>>149813458
They're just bumping the thread to get to the booba thread

>>149813548

>>149813524
It is. Alonso is that short.

>>149813567

>>149813080
What's that?

>>149813557
I still don't know what race he is

>>149813566
Why does her mouth look like prolapsed anus?

>>149813582
>t. DtS fan

>>149813582
Illegal bits

>>149813566
>Pig stop
Ftfy, Pugh.

>>149813584
Briquette

>>149813582
Penis cage for Sir Lewis.

>>149813545
>Ain't a clue where I begin with that stuff lad or I might
I mean, AI is there, you can do it if you want

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>>149813584
Given the name, I'd guess he's Goan

>>149813602
Did you have ChatGPT write that for you?

>>149813602
I MEAN
I MEAN
I MEAN

nycker

>>149813605
Nah you go on.

Now that the dust settled
Was the punishment fair ?

>>149813635
you reap what you sow

>>149813609
DeepSeek actually. I'm racking up social credit score to get rewarded when I visit China.

>>149813635
Yes, and they should've done the same to poois when he brake checked Vettel.

>>149810118
she is getting too skinny

Someone post the Amx ''brakecheck'' on Lewis in Jeddah

>>149813631
he needed more time. he cucked himself by acting like an established/experienced F1 driver
was he really THAT bad? i already memryholed his performances, i only remember his crash with Kmag

>>149813674

>>149813645
are you running it local? if yes how much RAM and VRAM?

>>149813635
Not at all. His stoppage was literally 2Gs. That's as much as hard stopping in a road car with good tires. Max was actually at fault for the entire thing; he though Piastri was taking off so he started accelerating full on and everyone behind him took that cue and did the same thing but Piastri hadn't started taking off and the Safety Car was still too close. Also Russell wasn't punished for doing the same exact thing. FiA stepped in because they saw an opportunity to have a Brit win Silverstone again. Really corrupt shit.

>>149813683
(You)

>>149813683
>Max was actually at fault for the entire thing
WOW SEETHE MORE VPN HAMILTARD INDOG

>>149813694
maybe someone should tell max to pull his nose out of the car in fronts ass during safety car periods
he keeps overtaking under sc and never gets a penalty

I miss him

>>149813681
Online. I don't have enough firepower to run it locally.

I'm way too retarded to learn openfoam

>>149813705
NO MAIKL NO

george is a cunt

destroyer

of

of cocks

there's literally nothing in the fridge
F1 teams for this feel?

>>149813752
Red Bull 2026

>>149813752
there must be air in your fridge unless you've somehow evacuated it
you're a liar

why didn't domenicalitard get more than espn and apple to bid on the us rights

>>149813761
he is greek after all

>>149813752
US F1 Team

freshly baked poppy seed bread. sliced. extra virgin olive oil. swiss cheese. red leaf lettuce. sliced tomato. black forest ham. italian herbs. rustic. simple. delicious.

>>149813761
you know damn well what I'm talking about. stop being pedantic.
>>149813768
:(

>>149813770
>>149813770
>>149813770

>>149813683
I'm glad to observe basic human decency increasing daily on this mongoloid forum

>>149813646
Vettel rammed into him.

>>149812881

>489
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there we go, back to 500 posts

hire this man f1

500 (again again)