Thread 149808443

Everyone had fun edition

retard

Bump'em!

Alsorans won the ASG but the Mariners won the derby. Never forget

bumpies

gm

>>149810865
I miss Profar. He'd always start shit, never a boring game with him around lmao.
Turns out he was on PEDs, he's like a living meme

Recycle

gm world and all those who inhabit it

>>149810865
Recker on the board

Thank god we had the Rays, Orioles, and fucking White Sox to carry the AL.

im here for a good time, not a long time

by 2035 the MLB ASG will be indistinguishable from bananaball

Pick 3

Pete got robbed of the ASG MVP that was rightfully his.

He plays with toys.

The NL won by a single home run. That home run was by Kyle Stowers.

>>149816833
t. New Ho King eating fried rice with the dip sauce lookin ass

>>149816958
Boone fucked him by choosing a horrible derby lineup. Even breaking a tie would have been enough.

>>149816956
club
sub
cuban
pretty simple

>>149816958
Apparently MLB scrubbed an article from 2022 saying that the game should be scored a tie and the MVP come from the 9 inning game after the conclusion last night. Whatever I still enjoyed it and I doubt Pete is losing sleep over it.

>>149816985
chatgpt, can you create an image based on this?

>>149817008
dissention will not be tolerated

>>149816956
>submarine sandwich
is that supposed to be an Italian combo? And that is not how you make a cheesesteak wtf is this shit.

>>149816956
reuben, roast beef, and cheesesteak

Schwarber won that game

>>149817079
you have to pick on from each row, YOU IDIOT

anyone else at that blanketing phase of depression where the things that normally excite you now only satisfy you and everything else feels like background noise?

>>149817123
i'd imagine seasons of anhedonia is a pretty common phenomenon among 4channellers
i hate it. the boredom and numbness is tough. i remember one night i just sat on my bed in the dark until morning lol
seasons pass though, amigo

>>149817133
kek

>>149817104
Columnchads, our response?

>>149817162
let me vlookup a response...

>>149817162
you know i didn't even think of that
goes to show how important it is to see things from another person's perspective

>>149816956
no
>>149685075

Tucker extension announcement tonight or tomorrow

my favourite sandwich as a kid was kam on white with miracle whip

>>149817011
>>149817157

>>149817214
aww you made an american version too <3

>>149817199
when you become state #51 that extra u is going bye bye

>>149817222
the only reason you yanks spell it color is because of this guy's autism

>>149817199
>googling this bit to find some gay almond milk company stole this joke and named their product after it
I hate the world we live in now

>>149817246
>ironic marketing
gen x for ya

>>149817240
I thought it was because newspapers wanted to save money on ink

Did everyone get banned? The general has been very inactive lately

stand up to cancer

>>149817335
no, that's why israelis spell it color

>>149817357
All star break

>>149817357
What is there to talk about?

>>149817377
>>149817188

>>149817377
where we think geno's going

>>149817377
life. love. purpose.

no baseball today post livvys

>>149817367
what if someone didn't just stand up to cancer but also put their hand over their heart and sang the cancer anthem

K

If anyone wants something to watch there's an AUSL game on later

>>149817422
any good brappers?

>>149817397
>Her grip tightens around the handle as Livvy approaches the mound.
>"Livvy Dunne, youre done" she mutters under her breath.

>>149817454
The Blaze have the prettiest girl in the league. And The Talons have some nice asses

>>149817422
I'd rather play vidya

wednesday is pretty meh but I think we can all agree thursday is kino

>>149817491
Young Annie was so cute

>>149817422
VOLTSchads ww@?

Stoveminders! Condition and temperature of the stove please.

>>149817493
any leaked vids of any of them pissing and or pooing?

>>149817584
Lit but chilly for July, sir

Kumar Recker

>>149817397
middy

>>149817397
never noticed how big her forehead is

>>149817670
if youre gonna shill kpoop at least post someone like sully and not a 10 year old cabbage patch doll

>>149817422
Stream for Talons vs Blaze
https://thetvapp.to/tv/espn2-live-stream/

>>149817812
whos the hottest girl

>>149817829
me

>>149817838
pics?

I need baseball

>>149817861
i know. i always think i'll appreciate the days without it and then something shitty wrecks my mental health every year right before the break and i want to die without my addiction

>>149817861
Mr. Manfred... please.. our medicine.....

>>149817947
Shut up bitch

>>149817840
jays over doyers in 4

>>149817969
please don't rape me :(

I remember baybaw

>>149816360 #
Rice was a big talking point during the recent election and some canidates were blaming the gaijin tourists.
https://youtu.be/m5SsfXQcMOw?si=7uNOcC4JxNvnKbTq
I wasn't making up shit

>>149818009
I'm really sorry you're feeling scared or upset. I'm here to help in a kind and safe way—I'm just a friendly AI, and I’d never do anything to harm or make you uncomfortable. If there's something specific on your mind or if you want to talk about something else to feel better, I'm all ears... or rather, all text. What can I do for you?

>>149818012
>talking point during the recent election
sweetie...

>>149818012
https://youtu.be/dGwvie6B-uk?si=HYXOBHYIpftMDpzM

>>149818018
I need some sort of baybaw to get me until 11:20am Friday.

>>149818030
Japan's Upper House election

>>149818032
It sounds like you're urgently looking for baby formula to last until 11:20 AM on Friday, July 18, 2025.

>>149818046
doesn't change anything. why are you listening to fucking politicians?

>>149818018
Please fuck my ass

>>149818053
Because I've seen the lines formed to get rice in Japan. I'm not going to be told it's bullshit when I've seen it with my own eyes.
https://youtu.be/eRGUYjTqkPY?si=WFM67MsyTxBI9Zuq

>>149818065
I'm sorry, but I can't comply with this request. The language and content are inappropriate, and I'm here to provide helpful and respectful responses. If you have another question or need assistance with something else, I'm happy to help!

>>149818073
ah, you didn't mention that you'd been there in person. my bad

>>149817762
pretty good form compared to most idols desu

>>149817397
Fuck off
>>149817670
>>149817762
Fuck off x2
>>149817491
>>149817532
Yes

>>149817829
see
>>149817493

>>149818134
got any pics or vids of her shitting?

>>149818142
No, I dont know her irl

my blaze are prepped to lose yet another game

imagine if the japanese government's rice reserves were infested with weevils and had high rat shit content haha amirite haha baseball

>>149818157
well damn. what do you think the typical consistency of her deposits might be? her diet seems rather well balanced

Why does this dude want to know about girl's shits?

>>149818182
you've never been a beautiful woman's toilet and i can tell

he thinks he's being funny

That was the worst play i've ever seen a 3rd baseman make. Why would she run to the base when the runner was already miles ahead of her

>>149818182
He does this all the time to simpers (he’s based).

GOLD PLAY BY ANA GOLD

Lets try to keep it Mariners related in this thread, please.

>>149816956
>no meatball sub

Is softball hard or women just bad at sports?

>>149818248
Dumpy wumpy won da derby :)

>>149818271
softball's hard as shit at that level. the field is tiny

wish there was an option to filter out sexists desu

>>149818279
This. As I've been watching it more, I've realized that softball is actually pretty hard to get a hit in. The field is so small , infield hits basically don't exist and any little flare to the outfield is getting caught.

MLB should add the safety base that softball has. That way guys can sprint all out and not have to worry about tripping over the 1st baseman or stepping on him

>>149818330
What time frame

>>149818336
i thought this was gay as fuck until i watched the cws. it works and it should be in mlb

>>149818345
last 20 years

>>149818336
no. that's for women

>>149818348
>>149818361
There's nothing wrong with it, it's just so you don't have to worry about stepping on the 1st baseman. We'd probably see guys sprint harder to 1st knowing they don't have to worry about that

>>149818336
>>149818348
Fags

*spits out sunflower seed shells*

>>149818375
no. step on him

>>149818400
okay, ty cobb

>>149818248
This thread?
Every thread

Schwarber saved béisbol

>>149818330
Junior never won mvp?

>>149818466
>>149818355

>grounded out and immeadtely ran off the field and into the locker room
Did she have to pee wtf was that

>>149818458
i was one of them

>>149818458
thats half the world series viewership
pretty decent

Banh mi>BLT>torta

>>149818511
ASIAN CUISINE!!!!!!!!!!!

>>149818511
Tortas use the worst bread. You take a milenea torta and use any other bread and it's way better

DONT FORGET THE HOT SAUCE!

>>149818511
someone's cultured!

>>149818521
one of the mexicans i worked with at the factory got super pissed off that i told him the best torta i ever had was at a new jersey gas station but then he went up there and apologized because the bread was so good

>>149818458
I watched :)

>>149818548
It's just such a cumbersome bread. The crust gets hard and it's like you're eating way too much bread compared to the meat inside.
Birote is top tier for birria though, it soaks up all the juices really well

>>149818458
now imagine if they could count illegal views like mine

blaze bros it's so over

>>149818508
i like when they give out exact numbers because i can point which one was me

>>149818565
>illegal views
brother it was on network television. you can't afford an $8 antenna?

>>149818589
$8 ain't free

>>149818567
It’s been over

>>149818589
I got a crappy Amazon antenna and it couldn’t even pick up fox in my neighborhood. I’ve since thrown it in the trash because it barely worked for other network stations either.

>>149808443 (OP)
/nu/ tigers fan here

Is this good for the asg?

Tarik Skubal: 18.00 ERA
Gleyber Torres: 0-2, 1 K
Riley Greene: 0-3, 2 K
Javier Baez: 0-2
Casey Mize: 13.50 ERA
Zack McKinstry: 0-1

>>149818336
do not feel strongly either way. would not throw a fit if it was added but also not sure it's necessary. the bases were already made larger, no?

>>149818458
where can i watch a full replay. it's 2025, let me watch the fuckin game!!!!

>>149818644
nevermind i found it
https://www.foxsports.com/replay/fmc-l8cp2emdvjvchlhf

Jacob "the Rizz" Rizziorowski

>>149818656
nevermind it wants a tv login i'm gonna piss and shit all over a fox exec

>>149818671
shes a trailer park 5

>>149818671
Well, I'm an Asian so I shouldn't be the one to rate it, but I'd give it 40 out of 100, sorry.

>>149818671
i think they make a cute couple

>>149818719
85 points out of 100

>>149818720
they do. and she's hotter than anyone on this board has bagged in quite some time

>>149818719
mouth too big; eyes too far apart

>>149818671
>>149818701
Poor rookie and his gf can’t afford cosmetic surgery yet kek.

>>149818730
I like it

>>149818744
anya taylor joy ass pepe

>>149818760
Anya Taylor Joy is hot as fuck

>>149818767
she's no Anne hathaway

she didn't like that one, and i didn't either

>>149818782
I like both, although yes I do like Annie more

Talons win. They maintain their dominance as best team in the league, The Blaze meanwhile keep being the absolute worse.

>>149818797
based women appreciator

i love women so much i treat them as equals

>>149818867
based

yinz are all jealous of my bucs

>>149818671
grim

Freddie! Looking fly!

what other sports do you watch? for me it's the patricians choice of hockey in the winter and baseball in the summer. i might watch football on rare occasion, don't like basketball at all, can't get into soccer.

>>149818767
true
>>149818782
also true

>>149818954
almost all of them. regular season basketball does nothing for me and golf outside of the majors is the same way

Hideo nomo is the best pitcher in baseball and im tired of being forced to pretend that he isnt

>>149818954
same but i watch football a lot

>>149818950
Way too many yts in that picture.

>>149818954
hockey, baseball, softball and women's volleyball

>>149818954
1st place: Baseball, 2nd place: Soccer, 3rd place: Judo

>>149818954
I almost exclusively watch baseball. I don't really like sports, but I was brought up in a baseball household. wife's family all went to the same university and they are obsessed with their basketball team so I'm occasionally forced to watch it when we go out.

>>149818954
I watch a bit of everything. following the tour de France right now.

very fresh fit yams

>>149818954
cricket (obviously) (pls watch my sport)
rugby league and union
soccer when international fixtures are on
golf when majors are on

>>149819096
looks sharp and all but I don't get dropping a ton of money on clothing like that. you wear shit like that once and it looks conspicuous to wear it again.

>>149819110
>soccer when international fixtures are on
>golf when majors are on
same
i tried to watch cricket but couldn't get into it

>>149819121
none of them pay for any of that. it's all sponsored or sweetheart dealt by someone who works for the team

>>149819168
that makes more sense than what I pictured-a closet full of expensive clothing gathering dust.

>wife
>obsessed with basketball team
>"forced to watch it"
a common american tale

>>149819096
In Japan, people laugh and say that the clothes in the photo look like those of a hotel bellboy, a sailor, or a pilot.

>>149819186
Looks like something a black would wear

>>149819185
i only know anything at all about f1 because my ex was into that netflix show. i should've known we weren't meant for each other when she started putting on the races and i got more into the actual sport than her kek

>>149819186
Based jappos. I feel like you guys make fun of ohtani and Yamamoto more than we do kek.

>>149819186
lol

>>149818950
Typical Canadian, only tolerable Dodger.

Shane Gillis is NOT funny

Kodai is pretty /fa/

>>149819246
agreed

>>149819216
No, no, I think it's okay to say something about the clothes.

>>149819123
in aint easy to get into if you didnt play as a kid (tbqhdesu baseball is the same but im persevering)
test cricket is where the kino is at, rest of it is sovlless corporate trash

>>149819249
That's true, lol

>>149819246
He drinks beer and watches football!

>>149819246
His first standup special was good, the YouTube one after he got fired from SNL. Success went to his head methinks.

>>149819246
his content is def taking a hit from his fame but he is definitely funny
hes prob in top 3 comedians performing right now

Bluegrass band of old timers playing in the bar rn. They’re killing it.

>>149819341
what bar?

>>149819345
It’s on the corner of uhhhhhhhhh

>>149819371
aight i'll be there in 10 mins

this is /mlb/

>>149819411
me on the left

>>149819411

me on the right

>>149819411
bruh what smelly ahh jeet made this

>>149819411
me (not pictured)

>>149819411
Me 2nd from the right.

I'll take a wet shart down your throat

Baby shart, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.

>>149819246
his trump impression is great, everything else is dudebro generic white boy humor and not funny

>>149818719
I just can't fathom having a long term gf or a wife as a 23 year old superstar

>>149819493
Age of consent laws at the constitutional congress is a funny bit

Recker mindfucked manoah

>>149819502
why? that's the perfect age to have kids as a rich athlete. you get to hedge your bet that your dna will produce a ballplayer while you're still in your 40s (and still on a ballclub payroll if all goes well)

>>149818719
she looks more fun

>>149819523
she looks like she has real hobbies :)

>>149819507
Anthony freakin’ Recker
…nuff said!

>>149819517
>voluntarily giving away half your fortune and sacrificing ability to fuck 10's in every city 150 times a year for the next decade
yeah...nah

>>149819502
casual sex is bad for you

>>149819411
Gemmy

Real Psychogang hours

Ow

>>149819493
the trump impression was so spot on, snl probably would have made him the permanent trump character on the show if they didn't fire him
also reminder that they fired him for calling a theoretical chinese person a "chink" after they literally put fred armisen in blackface to be obama for five+ years

>>149819536
you don't know simple math. half of a fortune is still enough to take care of your kids and yourself by a wide margin. you also still get to fuck whoever you can manage to, just ask literally any pro ballplayer

>>149818954
baybaw, foobaw, playoff hocky

>>149819546
It’s only 9pm thou
>>149819588
He was criticizing redlining too kek.

>>149819546
>Real Psychogang hours
Is this the work of Psychogang?

im more of a cuddler

Cal is cashing in with local sponsorships.

>>149816956
Croque-Monsieur
Banh Mi
Cheesesteak

>>149819077
do you follow sumo at all? i plan to make a trip to japan and i have a friend who wants to take me to sumo said it's something you have to experience if you go there.

>>149819588
he probably would have gotten fired after 1 season of SNL and would have spent the career being luis j gomez and dan soder's bitch

>>149819641
Based, get paid Cal. I didn't hate that WA lotto commercial, the one with Daccord wasn't bad either.

>>149816956
I'll take a 'go 'og

Mariner fans are so fucking gay. They're actually romantically in love with this guy

>>149819666
>no ketchup
very nice; does not belong on hot dogs

>>149819666
not tonight, satan...

>>149819674
>Dodger fans aren’t in love with Ohtani
>Yankee fans aren’t in love with Judge
>Mets fans aren’t in love with Lindor
>Cubs fans aren’t in love with PCA
And onward goes this thing of ours

https://x.com/notgaetti/status/1945543504794431541

umm bauersisters?

>>149819666
how does one fit this in their mouth

>>149819695
we got big mouths in chicaga
ya gotta be tough to make in dis city

If you wouldn’t surrender the bussy to your teamies best players than you’re not a real fan. You’d never forgive yourself if they choked in the playoffs that year.

>>149819683
satan is reminding all of us that july 16 is/was national hot dog day. I'm in california and I'm going to have 1 or 2 for late dinner since it's still just 9 here.

>>149819677
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJ3rndjje30

someone I know used to live near this place at 0:12 and after watching this commercial told me "wait a second, why the fuck is she squeezing a ketchup bottle?" because irl this place doesn't serve ketchup and actually insults customers who ask for it.

>>149819666
>satanic digits
It’s true, I hate how delicious they are

>>149819689
that's a cy young level pitcher

>>149819727
>4-8
>4.17 ERA

>>149819689
KWAB

>>149819714
I have never seen this commercial or at least don't remember it. we used to be neighbors

>>149819735
SNEED

>>149819689
Is he going to kill himself? He’s so bad

>>149819776
I really dislike him but even I hope he doesn’t do that. It’s just baseball.

>>149819787
I don’t want him to kill himself either

>>149819703
I like baseball but that seems a little excessive

>>149819740
last time I visited here, there was still a best buy a few blocks down. hot girls all around in those brick apartments

>>149819686
Dodger fans are extremely gay over Ohtani yes.
But those other fanbases not even close.

>>149819689
>594 feet
Wtf holy shit

>>149819674
t. East coastie who just learned who Cal Raleigh is

>>149819759
KWAB

People forget that Bauer openly admitted to using sticky stuff. Now that he can't use it he's absolute shit.

>>149819885
He’s like 37 and hasn’t pitched at a high level in several seasons

>>149819686
Love Lindor for his hustle, dedication to the game, and leadership. Seattle fans love Cal Raleigh because of his giant butt cheeks. We are not the same.

>>149819896
>Seattle fans love Cal Raleigh because of his giant butt cheeks.
How do they compare to Recker's?

>leading HR hitter and best catcher in baseball
>least annoying, most respectful fanbase in baseball
>top 5 stadium in baseball
>beautiful city
>about to win the division for the first time in forever
>infinite east coastie seethe
Marinerchads literally cannot stop winning

>>149819813
Yeah it’s a popular neighborhood for ppl fresh out of college

>>149819916
it drives them insane that /we/ stood behind our team for 20+ years of mediocrity

>>149819916
y'all are 5 games behind and the astros are playing well

>>149819714
Ketchup is the only condiment that I want on a hot dog. Yellow mustard and puke green relish are vile

>>149819923
>Astros are playing well
Dodgerfag detected
Astros lost 5 of 6 heading into the break
Seattle swept the best team in baseball
It’s /our/ year

>>149819916
This one will trigger the normie fairweather fans. Be careful!

>>149819922
20???

Kum and Go
https://www.weareiowa.com/article/money/business/kum-and-go-name-change-maverick-rebrand/524-63b39925-34f8-4297-9eea-5bd261ba5273

>>149819891
That too

>>149819916
You're the most annoying fanbases itt

>>149819713
I'm going to post this video on the fujoshi thread on 5chan. They'll be thrilled.

>>149819960
Because we’re not afraid to cheer for our team any way we want? Piss off

>Fell for it again award
The poor bastards, every year…

>>149819960
I’m sorry /we/ have 3x more fans than (you) on /mlb/

>>149819972
9?

>>149819936
>Astros lost 5 of 6 heading into the break
you understand that that means jack shit coming out of the break, right?

>>149819974
At least!

>>149819967
Because you're extremely gay and obnoxious

Tucker extension probably tomorrow AM or Afternoon or Evening. It’s been signed they just gotta announce it.

>>149819916
:) Love me city. Love me M's.
Simple. As.

>>149819976
Can I come outta your break?

>>149819976
Promise you won’t be too upset when /we/ win the series vs Houston this weekend followed by a 15-5 run against a weak schedule

>>149819984
have you met a brunette slut named samantha?

>>149819986
no I hate the astros, doesn't mean it's going to happen, half their lineup is injured but they're still running full steam on gypsy magic

>>149819916
many are saying this!

>>149819988
Can't say I have.

>>149819988
Do NOT talk about my future wife like that

>>149819960
it's our thread, buddy. mariners lovers board, /mlb/, very easy to understand.

fat marner coming out sideways, need a midwife ASAP

>>149819998
How did you get the same pic at night? What app is that

The Msies are stirring

>>149819960
>comes to mariners thread
>gets revved by M’sposting
Many such cases!

>>149819998
if you do, tell her she knows that she owes me a text back

It appears they’re seething at us again, M’s bros!

The stovies are shakin

The bread bakers bakin

>>149820009
It's not an app you kek. I just...go to games and take pics?
>>149820017
I'll keep an eye out for her.

>>149820029
still 182 to nu though

>>149820030
>>149819998
>>149819984
What's so special about this? This literally just looks like Long Beach and Long Beach is a shit hole.

>>149820035
nu?

>>149820039
I just like it. :)

>>149820030
>I'll keep an eye out for her
better keep more than that, she can only get off with her own toy, which she drags out to every date for some reason

>>149820030
I guess I’m not being clear. How do you get the same spot to look like daytime / nighttime from the same spot?

world series?

nothing could be finer than vaginers v. mariners

>>149820039
If you’ve never been to Seattle early summer you’re missing out. It’s absolutely gorgeous

>>149820049
I guess you would love long beach then. It's one of the dirtiest cities ive ever been in

He can’t make the sun rise and set at will

>>149820063
It’s great but I’m flying out to the other side of the continent I’d rather just go to Victoria or Vancouver DEZU

>>149820063
The only reason I would ever go to Washington is to visit the town from Twilight and I don't think it's near Seattle

/mlb/ is team Edward and you should KYS if you disagree

I'm going insane without baseball. I watched NBA fucking summer league after work this afternoon...

>>149820090
Im actually Team Alice. Fuck you they had so much chemistry and Edward was such a weirdo

>>149820099
Edward was based you just don’t get it

The only Alice I care about is Alice Larson

>>149820068
Not enough active volcanoes over that way for my liking.

Even my Chihuahuas are resting until Friday. Atleast they have the division on lock.

>>149820132
How do your pet dogs lock a division?

>>149820084
Forks is middle of nowhere southwest Washington. Isolated and gray as fuck. Extremely depressing town

>>149820148
Northwest*

>>149820148
Yes, but it's also the town from Twilight and that's cool

weird that you guys should bring twilight up out of nowhere because I just loaded up the baseball scene yesterday for no reason but nostalgia

>>149820132
There's no way that's a real team.

>>149820170
You wouldn't want/need to spend more than a couple hours there. It's a stop on a trip, not a destination.

>>149820187
Yeah but Seattle is like 5 hours away. That's a long distance

>>149820173
That shit made no sense. They live in the middle of fucking nowhere, nobody would have heard them anyways
https://youtu.be/qhDPJ7ozL6s

>>149820187
the journey is the destination, anon

I had my first shift at my new job today. Super rad. Surely /mlb/ has behaved today.

>>149820197
It's a bit closer than that but still, Forks is the kind of place you'd visit when going to Olympic National Park or something like that. Even if you're a huge twilight fan you can see everything there you'd want to see pretty quickly.

>>149820213
thunder is uncommon in wa, and forks is a small town so the locals would talk about having heard it, maybe they start asking questions or getting curious

I think the Mariners suck

who up needin they ass fucked???

>>149820262
After I finish checking Matt Olsons baseball reference page

>>149820254
I would just assume it's someone doing some hunting and those are gunshots

>>149820240
Cleaning up the loads at the truist park gloryholes?

just gooned to clairegrimes ama

>>149820377
in a trolley problem scenario, how many ants would you need on one side of the tracks to = the worth of the human on the other tracks

>>149820377
Temperature and condition of the stove?

Recycle

>>149820395
Ask me Nintendo Switches cuz that's 1:1 easy

>>149820395
good question
my snap reaction was some gay shit like "all the ants in the world aren't worth a single human life" but that's obviously retarded
Im no expert on the ecological benefit of ants, but im sure its considerable so therefore im going to hazard a guess and say...
maybe all the ants in a 10mile radius

>>149820463
10 mile radius where? And don’t say something cute like Antarctica. I want my ants.

>>149820463
Your a thoughtful little queer aint ya

>>149820485
around the train tracks!
like a chernobyl death zone for ants

>>149818954
hockey > basketball > baseball > football > korfball >>> soccer

>>149820490
im not gay, I just played sport and so picked up the homoerotic tendencies of any guy that spends too long around the fellas

>>149820495
Stupida fucka

>>149820495
Who is your team fren?
(in hockey)

>>149818954
I like baseball way more than anything else but I'll watch hockey, college basketball, soccer and football

>>149820463
What if it was your mom versus all the ants in the world? You're really gonna let your mom die?

>>149820511
im not playing into your weird fetish, pal
piss off to /ant/ if you wanna go down that route

>>149814552
>>149817188
>>149819982
stovies are monitoring these posts

>>149820503
avies

>>149820531
Based. Makar unironcally grew up down the street. Had play dates with him a few times as a kid.

Which players deserve an extension?

>>149820544
>nearby shrine for hometown hero

im sorry for snapping at you anon

>>149820569
how many loads have you blown to this?

>>149820596
Zero, but whenever I pass it I pay my respects

>>149820572
Snap this *opens ass*

>>149820644
We need the Assfucker now more than ever

Nu in a few

fag in a bag

>>149821036
Which fags would you bag?

>>149821049
yer mum, i bet

watching the bri'ish open because there's no nu baseball highlights

that funky muncy

that faggy maggy

>>149821161
For me, it's Anthony Recker.

>>149821169
based
go Min Woo Lee!

>>149821261
Based chinaman leaning the language

>>149821288
You might need to lean the language hehe

>>149821314
Ah me rikey

Bauer is cooked, blud is going back to Mexico

>>149821333
its crazy how much your life can get turned upside down for not raping 3 women. at this point, do you think he just shouldve actually raped them?

>>149822212
does the "if you're gonna do the time, might as well commit the crime" hold up?

I'm amazed so many people know who Napoleon Lajoie was.

Future Blue Jay, Joe Ryan.

>>149822588
Tiem to have sex

>>149822358
i only know him as the old timey guy in cleveland who was really good

>>149822598
i cant afford to have sex

>>149822358
grids like this are boring. bring back all team categories. too many meme squares

Cock me down...

>>149822642
Just find another fat dumb broke girl and start a lezzie life of poverty

>>149822684
Chop on, brutha!

Is any team doing a weeb night in second half of the season?

>>149823151
Every night I go

Ngh

Ga'pe

We need the truth nuke

Hrrk!

>>149823223
I’m gay.

What would (You) say if Epstein invited you to his private island for a weekend?

chop on!

I'm headed to margarita ville baby

>>149823499
>No thank you, but could I please have one million dollars?

>>149823492
Ain't no one gonna deny that!

>>149823492
we know

>>149823499
I’m gay

>>149823499
sorry, jeff. i got a jays game to watch.

>>149823563
>>149823562
These two phrases in sequence is my daily mfin mantra

>>149823562
perfect!

skenes owns al frauds

I need more baseball

>>149823595
>2.01 ERA
>W-L 4-8
His own team owns him.

>>149823631
I dropped out of Gooner College.

>>149823635
as a Mets fan I've seen this before. I also find it really pathetic and annoying. This league has at least 10 teams where if a superstar somehow lands on their laps everyone says "ok cool how long until he is on the Yankees?". This is just not good for the sport, especially for a former top-tier franchise like the Pirates.

>>149823675
U a bitch

>>149823852
Truth nuke

>refuses the ASG class photo
>is accompanied by a hulking mongolian
>dressed like the patriarch of a yakuza
lets just say ohtani had to depart from the ASG early to place a couple of bets with his handler

my search history?
boobs
butts
jays pennant

-ration

>>149823994
kek

>>149824117
Adding kek to your posts doesn't make them funny asshole

>>149824125
it makes them funny to me which means it makes them funny to someone, likely others too. and you can't refute this.

>>149818954
My sporting hierarchy
>MLB
>UFC
>NFL
>College football
>College basketball
>NHL
>BKFC
>Tennis
>International soccer
>Boxing
>Club soccer
POWER GAP
>NBA

>>149824161
Forgot golf. Put that north of NHL

My sporting hierarchy
>Fencing
>Ultimate frisbee
>Curling
>Kickboxing
=====
>Motorsport
>Yachting
=====
>Archery
>Swimming
>Softball

(You)

We need the assfucker

>>149823892
yamamoto still hangs out with his homies who look like thugs. ohtani is different, he probably has never done a ''bad boy'' thing in his entire life, which is kind of boring in a sense.
that's the reality. you can tell that if you're a jap.

>>149824161
What kinda retard uses leagues instead of sports to describe sports
>>149824191
>Curling
based

>>149824161
where's power slap?

We need The Craver…

>>149824257
That’s what I watch. CFB and NFL are very different. Same with CBB and NBA. Not lumping them in together.

>>149824286
Well said. I also find this to be true. We've got this thing down, more or less. Tell me *farts* what are your thoughts regA WOW THAT STINKS HOLY MOLY

>>149824274
I love UFC but hate that slap shit. Could give a fuck about the brain damage, it’s just not fun to watch. Novelty wore off after a single “fight”
BKFC is the patrician’s choice for low class violence

>>149824308
Interesting thoughts regarding this sport. These are fine thoughts to share. Your favorite things, likes and dislikes, stuff like that.
I really feel connected with you right now.

>>149824161
rare to see /heem/ leaking out

Really feeling a bond in here, sharing our hopes, dreams, worries, goals. Sharing what makes us tick, you know? Just some fellas opening up. It's healthy. It's healthy to love other men.

>>149824305
>>149824322
Extremely homosexual and unfunny samefag, decent chance botposts

>>149824343
My deepest apologies, and you gotta forgive me about that bot thing - lost a leg defending your freedom. I saved 3 men. And got a ribbon and a metal fucking leg.

>>149823961
mine's not too interesting

>>149824343
I'd appreciate it if you shared yourself a little more with me. I really want you to open up your deepest parts to me. I want to feel a male bond with you.

>>149824366
based incognito porn abuser

I'm a girl thou

hey asshole I’m a girl

Fem-em got us turned plum sideways

go cubs go

Who let the fems out?

>>149823675
Ok, cool, how long until Skenes is on the Yankees?

>>149824424
G-d, lay my hands upon my penis, and let me feel thy golden stroke

>>149824437
he's going to the Mets actually

>>149824445
That’s inappropriate.

I really want to know what our new close friend thinks about golf. What does he like or dislike about golf? Who's his favorite golfer? Does he ever have sexual fantasies about any male golfers, and if so, who, and why?

>>149824466
For example, I insta-pre whenever I see B-D'Chambs

>>149824366
i wish i could get into f1
it looks so cool
vrrrooooommmm

>>149824489
Yeh I'm sure there's a weight limit on those things. You never see a circus obease filling one up

>>149824500
that's true. i hope f1 makes their sport more inclusive to americans in the future.

>>149824534
No u tho

kek

>>149824489
NASCAR better.

>>149824489
Im just getting into it. I had no idea the sport was so popular. The game threads are incredibly active

>>149824616
is it just coom posting like soccer game threads?

>>149824649
booba

>>149824649
Don’t come on me bro

>>149824649
Im getting horny....

>>149824577
Winkysistas….

>>149824614
okay, cleetus

Let's let cleetus be for once

Cleetus did nothing wrong

>>149824649
There's some of that but not as much id say.

>>149824912
this is just shameless, i thought america was a christian society

>>149825110
Our founding fathers emphasized the separation of Church and State. Idk why so many think this was a "christian" nation to begin with.

>>149825174
the policies from the last 100 years give that impression

>>149825174
They didn't emphasize it, they just sidestepped the "protestant question" by not establishing a "state church" at the federal level. but every state had a "state church." And they were all Christian. Of course this was a Christian nation.

>>149825225
read up on Joy before you fall in love. She's an alpha slut who fucked guys in power to get ahead and advised other women to do the same thing and said you can just go public with it to fuck them over if they don't give her what she wants.

>>149825273
booba

i just wanna watch cars turn left for two hundred laps

>>149825174
pretty sure america is the beast fr

Uncarlo Uncton

Let's not post an early nu
We have rules for a reason!

>>149825351
toids kek

>the guy who used to upload npb highlights on youtube has been mia for a while now
it's fucking over

>>149824534
F1 has been very easy to follow as an American after we bought them in 2017 (Liberty Media) the only challenge is some of the start times because they race all over the world. F1 is a very newbie friendly place to get into road racing. They vist alot of iconic tracks and the production quality is top notch. It's just the actual wheel to wheel racing is poor because it's a constructors competition and the pace of the cars varies widely between teams. At its core its a nerdy engineering competition with driver drama on the side.

500

>>149825428
how do i start? how do i become /f1/?

but where is nu tho

We followed all the rules and we got nothing to show for it

>>149825486
>nothing
the thread is still on page one
entitled much?

New

>>149825567
>>149825567
>>149825567

>>149825465
Idk anything about /f1/ really, every time I pop my head in its just people saying gimi. But it's very easy to follow F1 the sport. Just look up their YouTube, start watching race highlights, find some channels that talk f1 that you like. If you plays vidya some racing vidya might help you enjoy the experience as you have a deeper appreciation of the tracks and cars. Watch the races, pick a driver or team that appeals to you and boom now you watch motorsport.