Laughing at Khabitch's microclitty edition

good thread

Slamdaddy clears.

How much can khabib's meng lift?

pigslam had the opportunity to fight ilia and he chose to vacate his belt, simple as.

khabitch sisters our response?

Slamdaddy porked so Topiglet could oink.

>>149809284
microdick aura sisslam

>>149809285
kill fazza flee to saudi arabia

UPDATE:
food is getting low
water is getting low
I haven’t seen goobys meng in 8 hours
heems aren’t on the menu for a while

Piglia ducked his MovDaddy dickdown.

They keep deleting my Gooby meng edit but not banning me. It's censored it should be allowed.

PFL Champion Timur Khizriev just got shot 5 times in Dagestan, landed a takedown and lived to tell the tale

movsar ducked ilia AND the bellator shitter lmfao fucking pussy

>>149809310
They were less lethal rounds, detailed that in the article

>>149809266 (OP)
Now this is my kinda thread!

Khadaddy won thoughbeit.

Unless khabib releases a photo of his phallus gooby will always reign dominant

>>149809310
Crime? In my Dagestan?
It's more likely than you think.. Click here to find out.

>Khadaddy-SAVE ME ALLAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

>>149809266 (OP)
Poatan new beard

>>149809321
>ralph lauren in $100k seats looking at himself in the monitor and fixing his hair while the craziest shit in mma history is happening meer feet from him

>>149809333
factual post, I fear.

>>149809266 (OP)

>>149809310
>>149809317
>The athlete was hit by 5 bullets from a traumatic pistol. Khizriev is in surgery, alive.”

For the purposes of clarification, a traumatic pistol is a type of non-lethal firearm that typically fires projectiles like rubber bullets or other less-lethal rounds, designed for self-defense or crowd control.
What abunch of dickheads

>>149809321
that's not what i remember seeing

>>149809343
>>149809321
Is that one of the South Park creators behind him?

>>149809341
>>149809312
Oink for ya slamdaddy, piggy

PIG DOWN!!!

I've been looking at Conor's meat for the last two hours.

Breathe kid, take a breath

Mystic Meat

>>149809277
>>149809293
>>149809321
I need a Brazza cock in my ass..

>>149809379
It looks fookin average to me.

>Max is a good dude and he put up a hell of a fight, but he was never gonna ruin my retirement party.

SOON

Oink

Conor's Bad Fur Day

>>149809383
Same, playa

How do we see Holloway vs Diamond actually going?

>>149809387
Don't even want to imagine the BRUTAL beating that The Diamond is going to inflict upon Hollowgay.

>>149809366
Chael?

>>149809407
It's difficult for me to accept

How JJ come this far without a cock pic?

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1752543224025774.mp4

>>149809440
Joanna is a woman

>>149809440
What is he hiding from us....

>>149809440
he have self hespech

jones meng is small this is known, yole mogged him

>>149809446
The way he enunciates this story is fucking hilarious lmao

Anyone else's bussy start dripping when they hear "BBC"?

Not really

>>149809440
well his wife is hardly going to leak it is she? and jon seems like the type of guy who is good at cleaning up loose ends, he's probably killing all those homeless twink prostitutes he cruises around for drunk at 3am

you mongoloids are still talking about some flushed turd's dick several days later, you should kill yourself NOW

>>149809477
Especially if it's Jon's

Glistening.
Gargantuan.
Gooby.

>>149809521
Its not too often the MMA world gets graced with such amazing news.

the gameplan brainstorming on how to beat ilia brings a good laugh
mmacels just don't get it

>>149809477
I saw your bubble butt posting on another board, slovy...You're not fooling me. I know your true identity. I know the truth.

>>149809521
Someone sounds very jelly

Killed Mickey Mouse.

>>149809454
why don't they change their name already? do you bongs not laugh when you hear the news anchors saying shit like "the bbc saw massive growth this year"? or no?

jej the last time r/heem was this mentally ill is when clitia heemed shartles

get thumped motherfucker

Jihin slobs on BWC.

>>149809440
honestly those twinks he sent them meng pics to are too scared to leak it

>>149809686

>>149809743
please refrain from friendsimulatoring me

THE WHITE HOUSE?!
OH LAWDY WE GETS TO FIGHT IN THE WHITE HOUSE!

Jihin can't refrain from taking BWC down her throat.

>>149809757
we all know that jon and goobz aren't making it to the white house card

>>149809757
>spends his last moments in the cage shucking and jiving for massa trump
>comes out of retirement for massa trump

we cannot follow them

ye got a chin like summer susan

>>149809757

Max vs ilia at lw
Winner gets all the belts ( assuming max beats porrier)

Had too much work to do and left the job late, she wasn't around when I passed the nasty area. I'm so upset, whole day ruined

>>149809856
What happened Toby I've been away

Ari Emmanuel should have his assets stripped and be sent to Siberia

>>149809873
Oh you weren't here earlier, you've been lazy today

Fair enough actually, I remember him saying he doesn't have a job anymore. Still wondering how he's pullimg it off

>>149809896
I'm self employed but anyway what happened who is the unlucky lady today

>>149809880
not just him

>>149809919
The tide turns bruder hh

I ain't seen it

>>149809910
Doesn't matter, it's really not interesting at all

Diamonds are forever

>>149809757
Delete this

>>149809947
Chin up young Toby at least the climate in bongistan is more suited to you at the moment per sources

Tom Asspinall is a tranny.

Well tonight thank god his meng ain't aimed at youuuuuuuuuuu

Guru wasn't impressed with conor's size

I am going insane

Insane in the heembrain
Heemsane in brain
>>149810067
Did it really take him 3 days to make a reaction is he depressed or something this his job the fat bum

Br*tish faggot Shartu is intimidated by Gooby's Big Irish Cock

>>149810067
Guru is an 8+ inch Gigichad.
No shit he wasn't impressed.

we can go meng for meng

>>149809220
>>149809233
You made me burst a stitch toby

I hate most of you

Stings a bit

>>149809856
She probably went to get high you need to have some for her to avoid the problem think of the crack as toblerone

dear diary

>>149810176
Toby is a fine field hand have some more hespect yeah

clozzy loves his black boyfriend

>>149809356
this was an elaborate plan to duck tony once again though

>>149810157
Oh shit hahahaha

He got me

>>149810211
All you do is post about black gay stuff all day every day if the flags were gone I'd assume you're american

*enters the thread*

Anyways, I'm going to goon to pictures of female children's feet now

Khabib walks in on one of his wives looking att Gooby's penis pictures
>CAZZIN I TELL YOU, NO INTERNET
he smacks the phone out of her hands, she instinctively collapses onto the floor, covering her head and crying
>khabibi, i...
he puts her in a signature doggystani handcuff up against the wall
>YOU THINK I SMOLL? YOU THINK I NOT REAL MEN?
the relentless beating begins...
True Story!

I wish I was an Oscar Mayer weiner
that is what I truly wish to be

>gooby cock makign swiss cheese of hasbulla
bah god

>>149810276
deep..

El Orgullo de Alemania

>>149810157
Christ, spams is not taking the brazza downfall well I fear.

>>149810275
You are a disgusting and sad person

>>149810345
Name ONE thing wrong with being a MAP. You can't.

MAP? Musty Ass Pervert.

I hate almost every single one of you

>Think of it as Toblerone

I was going to pay her again like last time. People going about their morning meters away was quite exhilarating

>>149810387
I'm starting to strongly hate Volkanovski, that fucking midget, which confirms my theory that every midget is evil

SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND

Gooby's cock smashing Hasbulla's head like a grape

>>149810425
gooninwithvolk

I'm impressed with Gustafson, when can we see him again?

>>149810459
sells his bussy on the Swedish market now I fear

Was anyone else mad that junior Tafa lost to that shit guy in the end. He was so shit, he didn't deserve to win, just keep spamming those weak take downs and failed nearly all of them while getting creamed

>>149810471
What would even make one say that?

lads what jelqing technique do you all use

Imagine what Tony would have done to Chiesa if he didn't have a heat stroke. Even Shara Bullet said Tony was looking better than ever before the heat stroke, and Shara would know.

Yeah I'm picking micheal "title run" johnson

Out of all the amazing bands in lousiana he choosed to walkout to a mainstream WEF nigresse

>>149810494
It's been a known fact that Tony won.
Khabieber literally killed fazza to duck him.

>>149810499
no you're not, dummy

Yeah I'm picking holloway

Khabib knew he could never defeat Tony and he kill his own fazza this is sadly true

>>149810525
no you're not, idiot

i am picking zellhuber?

>turdny
Beast of a peachst fersur

i don't even know who's fighting other than poirier and holloway

Jimmy Crute hasn't won a fight in 5 years, same as Conor McGregor.

>>149810365
It makes the flag look bad

>>149810408
How much does a quickie with a crackfiend set you back these days in LDN

>>149810577
Paulo Costa retard

D-Rod should be working at Amazon

How big is D-Rod's Rod?

>>149810616
This but Ariel Helwani and a labor caml

Honestly the real travesty is that we still can't reliably discern weather Conor has ginger pubes or not.

Mick effing Parkin

D-Rod deserves to live like a king he beat ugh *checks notes* Kevin Lee.

Goob Wang 4 Ever

This timeline sucks I wish Conor went full 1488 Hitler instead of 666 gooner, oh well hard to complain from this 5 star hotel.

I heard Khabib literally killed himself after he saw Gooby's tactical leaks

Nice and flowy yeah
BOP BOP BOP
Topturo in the bin

>This timeline sucks I wish Conor went full 1488 Hitler instead of 666 gooner, oh well hard to complain from this 5 star hotel.

the concept of an irish nazi is hilarious

the concept of an irish is hilarious

>>149810602
£20

Nigger

Tomala has been ducking the Ginge I fear.

The concept of an Irish Guinness stew is AMAZINGGG. You know what I'm going to make one this weekend if I have time. Thanks for the idea

>>149810748
Ireland was the only country to send official condolences to Germany when Hitler killed himself. Also, there was roughly 50,000 Irish men who volunteered to join the British Army during WW2, and most of them were discriminated against for it after the war

Conner is a torta pounder

>>149810769
neck yourself you purple nonce

>>149810780
I've literally done nothing. You've got some kind of problem

Maxsisters... it's time to finally admit Dustin is better

>>149810797
we gon find out saturday nite

>>149810797
The guy who was never undisputed champ?

>>149810808
Yup.

>>149810808
Dusdaddy is hollowgay’s undisputed father I fear

Dustin can't lose, then retire with tears in his eyes on a long depressing journey home, followed by a long period of melancholic contemplation, accompanied by a well meaning but subconsciously disappointed wife.

That scenario is just too sad for me

Undefeated, undisputed, uncut

Dustin will choke like he always does.

>>149810797
Hey, I lost my beloved Chinese girl. Can you give her back when you get a chance please?

>>149810743
I look like this and say this

Volk would beat Dustin

>>149810715
aww poor little chud

Don't be a rat, because all rats get caught

>>149810821
>I fear
As you should

Max hollowpeeholeway will get heemed by the diamond ONCE LAST TIME

>>149809343
looked like Robert Kraft to me

It's the classic matchup of Pedophile vs Cuckold

"Hey, Max, which fighter has lost to Volk 3 times, Poirier twice and got brutally TKOd by Ilia in his last fight?"
>I'M HIM, GUYS! I'M HIM!

Why do normies including normies including/heem/ love max so much? He is disgusting ugly with his pedophile facial hair and he isn't a good fighter. He was in an easy division and lost to the o manlet volk 3 times and can't win at 155. Why do you like him?

most anons here said volk would get heemed by max the first time and never be heard from again

>>149810955
Trump's America I lament

Max was never good.

>>149810972
He looks better at 155 but unless poirier goes full tkz retirement i dont think max can win

>>149810835
Finnbeast is 400 yards to my six last 24 hours

>>149810972
Bess boksah inna hugh eff ceh baby. He provides memes.

Based goobs ruined dustbin's pity party

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
>sees red

>>149811059
By embarrassing himself, it’s like saying I ruined your birthday party by shitting my pants

holloway by stand and bang

imagine if this sexy male model from chechnya gave a shit about mma

whats that he does?
and hes fighting Adam Fugitt this weekend??
holy shid!

>Du Piggy
>Listening to War Pigs

Dustfather by cut of a thousand diamonds (standing TKO)

>>149811066
Cope

>>149809341
Wtf is this retarded cuck meme
I always liked topuria

>>149811096
Gay faggot

>>149811124
It's about the "French" Algerian

>>149811122
cant believe conor fucked that

>>149811135
how is that gay?
nigga wilding

>>149811140
Im him retard
Im just on vacation
That Slovenian tranny is just mentally ill and was even rooting for charles against ilia before the fight

>>149811135
We don't sign our posts here.

>>149811150
He look like a faggot and models are gay faggots who get raped by the guys who organize the photoshoots

MONITOR STATUS?

I'm him!!!

>>149811122
Dustin did more damage than we thought sadly

>I finna knock out this Max doo fr
SOON

>>149811162
oh okay fair enough

>>149811059
Gooby might have beaten Jones on my bullying p4p list but I need to further consneeder

>>149811152
Aaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaaaaahahahahaaaaaaahahahahahaaa

>>149811066
It's pretty embarrassing if everyone leaves your party to go look at someone shit their pants.

>>149811194
the most algerian man of all time

>>149811194
>>149811198
Look like the guys that are terrorizing westoids as we speak

>>149811194
Max Power

>>149811165
It's so sunny I can't adequately peer at my phone screen here at the beach

>>149811152
>I'm hi-SAVE ME ALLAAAAAAAAAACK

>>149811206
Looks like you buddy, only more white

>>149811194
Frangeria looks like this but a foot shorter

OOOOOH!!!

Frangeria is a real one could be spending time with his family but he's here getting routinely humiliated by a gang of men, echoes of big sexy circa 1992

>>149811232
And smeared in poo hehehe

>>149811214
>was rooting for charles and mocking topuria before the fight
>larp as a topuria fan after and said that i didnt like topuria

Ok mentally ill tranny
God i wish i could find you and crush your skull against the concrete before being balls deep in all of your fucking female relatives you faggot

>>149811242
It must be uninhabitable there right now why the fuck did you go to the desert in july you algerian

>>149811242
you’re literally a virgin brokie manlet

>>149811242
>Ok....SAVE ME ALLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

>>149811214
>>149811248
How'd you pull this off

>>149811257
algerians dont weigh that much b

>>149811244
i just checked and it's actually hotter and dryer in my town right now than in algeria's capital

>>149811244
Its actually colder and drier than france where i am now

>>149811274
Dry is better
Humidity is what fuck you up

>>149811275
No one asked
>>149811274
Damn b wonder what causes this

>>149811275
>It's actually c-SAVE ME ALLAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

>>149811248
>>149811214
Quebequeer/chinkjeet tranny
>>149811265
Argietroon with no fighters

God it feels good knowing that i could choke/heem/gnp every faggot who post here

I love it when the runt turns up and insults countries better than his

>>149811299
>Quebeq-SAVE ME ALLAAAAAAAAACK

>>149811286
yes, but a desert is dry

Algerian BVLLS own pink piglets I’m afraid

>>149811307
We both know I would heem you stiff without having to put my drink down

>>149811307
you're like 5'3 at best and severely malnourished

>>149811316
From north to south its like mediteranean/forest, then its steppe like, then its desert, then its savanna/sahel

Levels.

hey can you cunts stop it please? i leave for a couple of hours and find you goofs are in ANOTHER shitfight with a nafri. this is getting pathetic. i just want to talk about conor's penis with my boys, is that really to much to ask?

>>149811337
What do algerians think of pakistanis asking for a friend

Scottish KEK brutally GAPED by Algerian BVLL

>>149811342
we were actually talking about dustin's retirement fight b

>I will sumbit Mandalena.

>>149811328
>>149811333
No im heeming out cold you chinlets

>>149811367
My clitty is leaking….

>>149811368
Seriously though irl you'd need to sign a waiver first and best book a dentist too

>>149811349
Nothing really
We just know they are fellow muslims so thats good in our eyes

>>149811368
>No....SAVE ME ALLAAAAAAAAAAAACK

note that he avoids posting his height or correcting me

>>149811342
Nafri bvlls own their bussies

>>149811299
>argietro-
ACK!

Zalbeast holds the keys to Topiglet’s chastity cage albeit

>>149811380
No one asked

>>149811392
This is the sort of talk that should get you launched off the tallest building in Algeria (3 stories)

>>149811337
Also the population is probably concentrated around bodies of water.
I was saying to the finn how parts of europe people go to vacation have the same climate as parts of algeria

>>149811393
Islam is not algerian/nafri you retarded faggot and everybody knows that islam/ilia is a close fight but im more leaning towards a Islam sub
>>149811405
́no the only fags are cucks like you that get raped
Homo cucks who seethe at homo slurs would get thrown you out of buildings

>>149811290
He/she is probably my favourite poster these days, very reasonable and clear headed with a good sense of humour too. And all of this despite coming from a Muslim background. Absolutely tremendous.

Your gripe doesn't make sense

>>149811411
Yeah 85 % live up in the north coast/above laghouat

>>149811419
Resounding endorsement from the resident black nonce.

>>149811392
Oh, oh no. Gosh. I retract that statement as fuck

>>149811416
>islam is not-
AACK!!

>>149811439
Haven't you had enough for today?

>>149811439
That’s your BBC daddy. Oink for him.

MATAMOROS

>>149811457
>got raped for 800 years by a 10k minority warrior elite that conquered them in only 10 years
>muh matamoros
More like hijo del moros lmao

Vanessa Demopolous is so bad, what made her think she could move up?

>>149811457
>>149811464
tf are you guys speaking messican for

>>149811448
Argietroon cuck eternally buck broken by brazzas

Big norm vs Sanko. Me as referee. Pride rules

Thats the power I have.

BDS low t troons are eternally buck broken by some irrelevant cave dwellers LMAO

>>149811435
cute :)
>>149811483
>argie
-AAACK!!
i've heemed you every single time in this trilogy, cope

This Schaub is...rocky? Its hurting me coming out. The thing is as long as half a ruler and its soooooo rocky wtf...fucking toes are curling and Im sweating trying to get this mother fucker out of my Khamzat

>>149811419
Terrible bait do better

Shrimp just told me (we're good friends) that he won't be streaming this week. So I'm afraid you'll have to purchase the ppv.

Way overcooked my Rump Steak talking to you idiots :( you do nothing good for my life

>>149811521
Haha what one Earth are you talking about? You're such a Sausage sometimes

GSP, Jon Jones and Merab Dvalishvili were in the middle of the desert when they found a lamp. They rubbed the lamp and out came a genie. The genie said to them "Since the three of you released me, I shall grant you each one wish." The three men thought on it for a moment. The first to make a wish was GSP "Genie, I wish I were surrounded by beautiful black women with big asses and titties!" The genie waved his hand and George was transported to a palace in Africa with an endless harem. Next, Jon stepped forward to make his wish "Genie, I wish I were surrounded by cali boys with beautiful blue eyes!" The genie waved his hand once more and Jon was transported to Bryan Singer's house with an endless harem. Finally, Merab stepped forward to make his wish "Genie, I just want to thank you for this opportunity for wish thank you I work hard all my life I walk through this desert no water I walk all this distance thank you, genie, I do all this so I can have wish I just want to thank for wish thank you genie this all I ever wanted is to be make wish from genie lamp thank you for the chance to show my hard work in UFC thank you Dana

I can't quit sucking on Conor's dick

>>149811435

>>149811536
you should have had dinner earlier

Please hep me, theres so much sweat on my brow and I feel an other Schaub beginning to poke its head out....Im tearing up pease god hep me

>>149811576
How does that help!? Ive been in here all morning too

>>149811560
Merab poured himself a cup of coffee. He didn't finish it.

How did the Devlin getting fucked video get wiped from the internet? That's so dis

BJ Penn, where are you brother HH

>>149811620
You can probably find it on the plebs. I remember commenting on Conor's backswing so if you search for that it should help.

>>149811578

>>149811620
lies

>>149811598
ok have my apologies then
you cant eat them but i hope they help :)

>>149811560
Wow. Holy shit

>>149811620
Oh nice, that a kind fella

I blacked out and fell odf the Till. Second Schaub still hanging out of my Khamzat. This will be a tough day.

why did they hanged mussolini like that? seems a bit too much

>>149811738
yup

>>149811645
I'm lying about a video being removed from the internet? What a fun lie to spontaneously make up

>>149811757
You’re just too retarded to find it

>>149811757
You're doing the thing where you make a false claim in order to be proven wrong. In this case, the proof would be a link to said video or a webm. The truth is you want to watch the video but don't want to spend any time looking for it so you post here banking on some autist doing it for you to prove you wrong

*farts*

>>149811793
He’s not smart enough for that b trust me

didn't know Conor was Maori like that

>>149811792
And finding it makes you smart? Well looks like you've finally achieved something in your life Nigel

Goobert's got my vote as an Irish American personally

I'm so fat my penis goes inside

>>149811793
Kekerooney it took years for one anon to get my (foolproof) gimmick, I like you. Socially astute American stranger

>>149811793
bodied that freak

>>149811630
Oops that was for you
>>149811717

You seem more erratic than usual my boy

>>149811955
What are you doing man?

The thought of Tobias up and early looking for crackheads to shag for 20 pounds is quite funny though icl

conor really did overshadow the ppv this weekend with his cock lmao

who is Tobias

I imagine you sound like Eubank Sr

We are not watching 318 this weekend, we are having a group goon sesh where we only look at goobys cock.

>>149812002
Some blue nigger

nobody wants to see Peahead fight Min Smalloway 5 times sorry

>oh thtupendouth Let me just Retrieve funds from An automated Teller and I shall thee you Thoon fair crackwhore

>>149812020
he's more of a dark purple

>>149812020
>>149812053
could I get away with doing navy blue face in 2025?

>>149809310
>>149809310
heeminder of this
>>149809310
>>149809310

>>149812078
embarrassing

We are all Abus

every person has its own anus magomedov

je suis Abus

>>149812067
What's your IC code?

>>149812090
His features are insane, as pronounced as can be

>>149811968
That's obviously not me we all write in subtly different ways to avoid confusion pay attention Toby

>>149812161
I assumed you were trying something new, you never know

fifty thousand dollars, and abus is yours

the abus that contains the schaub

>>149812167
So how did you find the delightful damsel was she rummaging through a skip and you were ogling at her legs in the air come on tell us a story

Justice for tails texas

I unironically can generate power better than 90% of jewfc fighters

if this post gets 0 (You)'s im killing myself tonight

*hides post*

>>149812220

>>149812220
How's it like living in bulgaria ?

>>149812220

>>149812220
look at this faggot cursed to live

>>149812183
Three weeks ago around Brick lane I was leaving a job to go to another, I thought I'd take the opportunity since I'm rarely in such an area, I looked around until I saw a mixed group of crackheads handing around, I did my usual schtick of approaching one of the males to ask is he possibly know of any ladies of the night (very safe and fool proof approach). Good thing American anon wasn't amongst the bunch, he'd be on to me immediately haha, crackheads aren't usually too sharp though. After itching for another encounter for three weeks, being patient, back in Brick lane today only to find a big let down

Don't want to brag too much but i did do 15 years of boxing so basically i would be in the upper echelon of strikers in the UFC

>>149812253
Look at the third outburst. His face is so funny, it's like he squeezes it out that time hahahah

I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR

>>149812302
haha I never thought about it before but it is a funny contrast. it's like he was having an internal dialogue and got really revved up at the end.

>>149812323
Hahaha right

>>149812220
Do a flip

>>149812286
Sounds bulletproof

>>149812220
do a backflip

Why did Evloev duck a 10-5 Bellator debutant?

It was great, the retard wrote down my number on a piece of brown box cardboard using an dry, expended, pink Felt too pen in an illedgeble manor. Would've been a much better continuation to the story if she used her brain, I knew she wasn't going to be able to read it.


Her vagina reeked haha

>>149812240
Never watched this sport so I know none of these guys but I'm going to take a wild guess and say this guy's name is Justin McPoirier

my heaart is frozen stiiiilllll
as i try to find the wiiiillll
to forget her somehow
she's somewhere out there now

I predict for my future 1, 2, 3, 10 drinks tonight

>That guys such a dick

>>149812722
That guys suck a dick

>>149812667

HER LOVE WAS A JOKE FROM THE DAY THAT WE MET

You know you show your real true colors after a fight, and that fucking guy comes up to me you know what he said? "Do you know where you are buddeh? Do you know who you are??"

Dick.

>>149812667
Its Wednesday b

>>149812722
>>149812739
You have sex with men.

>>149812739

>>149812758
Do you know where you are buddeh?

niggas have been around for a minute now. you think there hasnt been a period of 500 years of consistent martial arts development somewhere in the eons humans have existed? the best fighter ever not only has already been born, but existed in pre history

>>149812813
He ain't Canadian we know that much

>>149812739
Conceive, believe, achieve... chills

It'll be your short lived destiny my nigga

>>149812813
They didn't have the steroids b imagine training every day without the go go juice just ain't happening

>>149812810
Pensacola, Florida

>>149812813
the best fighter was probably heeming wooly mammoths 15 thousands years ago

To be ass

the trvthen? Trump is Canadian

>>149812854
>didn't have steroids
they were also 15 feet tall b

>>149812883
talmbout nerfulim b beast of a peach never heard of em

look at da soize of that mewn. its like a fucking sphere
(this is an actual picture of the sphere)

>>149812950
The sphere is a nuke disguised as a venue and it can be denoted whenever the deepstate wants

You'll dance for me boy!!

>>149812972
You'll meet transsexuals on Grindr and have sex with them girl!!

What is this schizo talking about?

daner confirmed that jones contacted him about the white house event and is entering the pool. he seems down to make the fight and a gooby one

>dana said

>check these digits, these ones right here yeh?

Chael....buddy you gotta stop staring at Conor's dick

i have chills

>>149813053
Xneed...Madame you gotta stop having sex with men

sterling is kinda heedeeming himself in his post champ career

>>149813088
you'll have to get past me first

Former UFC Heavyweight Champion Brock Lesnar's daughter has eloped with BWC

Jelqing masterclass

>>149813123
Forgot image
Does this confirm Brock vs Aspinall?

>>149813162
Forgot image again God help me

>>149813176
imagine the kids

Whats next for Movsar Evloev after he passed the Pico test?

>>149813176
Vince's endgame

>>149813236
Treatment for his HIV

fucking magnets, how does that work?

>>149813254
Fact check: Movsar does not have HIV

>>149809310
>>149809355
Why did they do it

>>149813236
he deferred the pico exam nigga

>>149813279
Contracted it from a Thai ladyboy I lament

Movdaddy got em workin

>>149811560
Great post

https://youtu.be/DJtePYNnJXk
https://youtu.be/DJtePYNnJXk
HEEMBEDDED EPISODE 3
https://youtu.be/DJtePYNnJXk
https://youtu.be/DJtePYNnJXk

>>149813376
Wgaf

>>149812249
it's like living in hell basically. it's total chaos, anarchy /in a bad way/, nothing is really working, the state is corrupted, broke, social services are below zero, there is a term here "the working poor" - the majority of people here are "working poor", almost everyone is in debt - to banks, to private loan sharks, or the so called fast-creditors, the healthcare system is terrifying - one quickly becomes religious if has the misfortune to be admitted in a hospital, everyone wants money under the table, you have to pay for everything additionally if you want something to be done /and it still is not certain that anything would be done/ , people here are literal savages, u could get killed, beaten to death for nothing and no one would give a fuxk, the police is one with the mafia, in fact - the police is the biggest criminal here, I can go on with this almost infinitely. It is a curse being born and living here.

>>149813414
i'm sorry man

>>149813414
Imagine not being white lmao

bro imagine putting up your wife giving you a blowjob on instagram. what the fuck

>>149813427
That's based

>>149813440
I'm sure anything is based for you dumbfucks these days

>>149813443
What?

>>149813457
you know what he meant

>>149813461
I think youd be surprised.

>>149809310
>>149809355
It could be that the guy ran into close range to make the rounds more lethal. Sloppy and rushed job. They looked utterly petrified and perhaps rightly so.

>>149813457
>this clueless and out of touch with reality

fuck me you broccoli heads are beyond salvation

>>149813176
Children are going to be tremendous. That is, if they don't break up within 5 years and she doesn't start sucking some other dude's loads as women are inclined to do.

So Kevin Holland huh.

>>149813484

>>149813427
You wouldn't get it.

20 bookings
9 fights
11 cancellations
Name the fighter

>>149813554
How many finishes?

Get a load of this guy spams

>>149813554
You forgot 17 year old wife

HEEMBEDDED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gk9AdRljyBM

>>149813604
Uhh...lemme check...I was sure there was at least one...

>>149813414
Imagine what you could make a woman do telling her you're the way to escape this. Then you go for a beer with Blagoy( you pay if course). Comfy

>>149813622
what the hellll

With Draft Kings the crown is yours

Do you think Blagoy likes Toblerone? He looks like he would

>>149813622
holy shid they linked

>>149813414
My uncle almost got assasinated by a granade the other month and my other uncle almost got caught running a methadone extortion scheme the next week both 1st page national news.
Toughen up brazza

AURA!

alright Khabitch needs to post his Khabibisi or he loses the story.

https://ufcantidoping.com/tests
Heeminder the UFC testing pool is available for all to see.

As of July 11, Conor McGregor is yet to submit a test this year.

>>149813713
Georgpigs stop oinkin' for Daddystan slop challenge:

IMPOSSIBLE

>>149813713
Cutfags are ashamed to compare their mutilated cocks to healthy, intact cocks

Looking for the lic of the goobs dresses in some sort of military uniform post it

Dana White has entered the UFC testing pool

Black Goy?

>>149813716
Most Tests this year:
7: Merab
6: Arman, Kattar (?), Angela Hill (???)

GOAT

>>149810345
Turn your monitor on.

Merab Darizzlervili

If I said that joke I made earlier about 1488/666 goober at Joe's comedy club people would shit and piss until they fainted

>>149813835
There is literally nothing stopping you from being her.

>>149811560
kek

>>149813554
Pedoev, Aidsmaev, Khabitch… many fit those requirements.

there was one ufc sphere event, it will never happen again and you missed out on it even though you love the ufc. you're so fucking pathetic.

just found out brock lesnar is polish

>>149813879
Legendary Polish Power™

>>149813877
Dana, I love you.

>>149813893
this is true

>>149813877

>>149813926
You have sex with men.

>>149813929
and?

>>149813909
I had it 48-47 Adesanya

Outside the last round it was a really close fight between Blacohwicz and Adesanya. The idea that Blachowicz was beating Adesanya gave the impression the fight was more lopsided than it actually was. You could arguably give Adesanya 2 maybe 3 rounds, all really close.

>>149813964
Take the diddysanya mini fig out ya ass

It really is heart warming that after nearly dieing of AIDs and being out for an entire year Giacomo della Madalena came back to win the championship

>>149814014
This is extremely sad

>>149814014
He is a jeet at heart

>>149813977
No!!!

>>149814051
>In my soul I am Indian.
>rapes
he wasn't lying

>>149813909
I think this is one of the fights that made me realize that joe rogan is past the senile stage, just look at his commentary before topuria knocked out charles lol

>>149814051
This was the same year peahead knocked him the fuck out btw

>>149813414

Giacomo Della Mengalena

>>149813414
What a loser

/heem/ fell victim to the Maddalena Effect. Belal is still the champ.

hafez won

I fear to admit, that I'm afraid. Monitor. Off.

How would Donkey Kong do in the ufc?

>>149814203
he's the reigning MW champion

>>149814203
If he can reliably L cancel his back air and waveland then I can see him being chanp

>>149813964
the amount of feints eaten by jan should've counted towards the scorecards

>>149812253
Major young Stalin vibes from him for some reason.

>>149814203
Look at Schaub's career, then multiply that by 10. Subtract 5. Divide by 2. Add 100. Divide by 2 again. Get the square root of that and add 40. Yeah. That's how

ugly freak

>>149814263
I didnt even say anything wtf

heem seems very volatile right now, we need to expel the bad chakra with a new thread

>>149814263
Turn on your monitor

Cock

>>149814263
im working on it

>>149814296
YOU GET IT THE HELL OFFA THERE

dead general

>>149814335
IM WORKIN ON IT

>>149811560

>>149814224
>dat overhand right after izzy tried to fight the hands
the hole in the game was there

Millennial whites being obsessed with hip hop is so fucking funny

>>149814436
He was born in the 90s and he never heard pantera or smt fuxking weird I hope he gets gayjeed

>>149814467
>>149814467
>>149814467
>>149814467

>>149814436
that's broccoli headed zoomers though

>>149809310
>>149809355
how fucking talent less do you have to be to not get a hold of a pistol in Dagestan?