Thread 149809781

teams for tomorrow night's dead rubber dropping soon

Essendon vs GWS - 7:30pm MRVL

>>149809787
>There were those who agreed with the CEO’s assessment of what the photo represented, with some branding it “inspiring” and “uplifting”.
>“This hits home. That early morning flight — half-asleep, fully committed — is familiar territory for many of us. It’s resilience in motion,” one person said.
>“Everyone is out there facing their own battles which no one else is privy to. Trying to get that little bit further in whatever they are trying to achieve,” another wrote.

Dick Gaycos

>>149809787
>with others joking the workers in the photo were all likely sporting brown RM Williams boots as well.

Haha ah just some legal red tape, unfortunately nothing could be done!

coldplay is based

shit just hit the fan

>>149809787
>“The corporate battleware that I was referring to was more about battling for their families, battling for themselves in the tough economy,” he said.

>>149809805
I'm all for foreign criminals being permitted to leave the country. Let them off and send them back home. In fact, forget waiting for them to commit crimes.

>>149809817
straffo likes coldplay

>>149809861
exactly

>>149809787
im supposed to dress like this but i dont lol

>GWS fear Bummers so little that Kelly and Hogan are being rested three weeks after having the bye
lol

>>149809878
youd be fucking mad not to load up on the gws line

afl version of we didn't start the fire

>>149809787
don't give a fuck mate

I don't fit in
I've never fit in

>>149809892
based my penis

Got a good feeling about the Dosn this week

i'm an igg but i reckon we finna lose this week since we always play worse at home for some reason

limp bizkit? more like crisp bizkit amirite?

>>149809885
damn that's gay

>>149809913
I think it's 50/50

A driver got pulled over by a cop. The cop says "you need to do a breath test for alcohol"
"can't, have one lung and asthma"
"ok you'll need to do a blood test"
"can't, I'm a hemophiliac"
"ok you'll need to a urine test"
"can't"
the driver hands the cop a card which says
"Carlton Blues membership - please don't take the piss"

My way or the highway motherfuckers

i have autism i have anxiety i have adhd im neurodivergent

>>149809973
grab a seat

>>149809966
based passenger

>>149809973
all nonsense made up by jews btw

how can nrl still be on the same thread from sunday kek
what a pathetic sport and general

if you don't need someone to change your nappy you don't have autism

>>149810104
no need to stir the pot just settle pettle

finna be spending my evening giving trophies and flowers to teenage girls

is the threadsperg from /nrl/?
you know the one that was talking to himself in his own /cric/ thread for two days?

dunno mate im a summer blowie into cric not a tough winterstayer cricboy

>>149810142
>im a summer blowie
the heart beat of /cric/

i dont have the spergbandwidth to keep up with more than one sports general

>>149810135
threadsperg?

There is a bloke in here that sometimes pretends to be a doctor, a lawyer or a teacher, depending on what he wants to argue about

no i just think it was odd that there was a sperg talking to himself in his own seperate /cric/ thread for two days

>>149810168
we dont speak ill of the dead in here

Why is there always that one anon who brings up nrl or "nrlsperg" - literally obsessed

>>149810178
like you do in here LOL

>>149810193
meth mostly

why is everyone in this general trying so hard to be funny?

>>149809744
>times moving unnaturally fast I think they are speeding it up to get through this decade to get to 2030 as quickly as possible
Time speeds up near the end. Life is getting wrapped up in 2027.
Only two years left for your team to win the flag. Hope you aren't in rebuild mode, lol.

>>149810236
we're pretty funny m8

>>149810168
Those are all the same thing if he has a PhD in law.

>>149810236
(You)s are the only thing that can excite my dopamine receptors.

@149810284
what about cucked (yous)

is there a more faggy hobby then 4wding

@149810285
Feels like getting cheated.

Sometimes I argue with you lot just for the sake of it. You could say the sky is blue and if I'm in a mood I'll argue about it and take the opposite stance

>anime
cringe

>>149810317
>>149810321
samefag

>>149810317
no you don't.

>>149810297
She looks like Jennifer Hawkins but with a much better bum

>>149810322
see
>>149810317
>>149810321 (You)

>>149810193
it’s nrlsperg falseflagging with himself

>>149810297
corr blimey

>>149810297
>Feet on the vanity counter
White women are disgusting.

>>149810297
it is an offence to impersonate a police officer

>>149810363
Uh... she's probably a real one.

>>149810373
if so, she will get a talking to from her superiors.
the police woman who handcuffed me had a lot more clothes on and did not place her feet on the table (but she did put them on my face)

>>149810330
Jenn has a much better face but her butt is much better than Jenn's, even if Jenn does have a nice, cute bum.

>>149810363
Wearing a costume doesn't constitute impersonating an officer, unless you're pretending to arrest someone or get information to which you're not legally privy. Otherwise male strippers would be arrested every weekend.

im a disgusting perverted creep

>>149810424
not true
you cannot just walk around with a full replica 1:1 cop uniform in a public setting
even if you're not pretending to enforce the law

>>149810297
Whomst?

>>149810442
Based me

>>149810424
>Otherwise male strippers would be arrested every weekend.
GET RID OF DEGENERACY WITH ONE SIMPLE TRICK

>>149810453
Not true. It differs state to state but in NSW for instance impersonation does not cover impersonation specifically for satirical purposes. Victoria doesn't even have a specific law for impersonation an officer, its closest law prohibits being disguised with unlawful intent and again, you would need to determine someone had unlawful intent by impersonating an officer, just wearing the uniform on its own would not constitute an offence.
If it can be established you're wearing the uniform for a satirical reason then you're not breaking any laws.

what can i say im just a dirty boy ;)

let’s just say there’s no laws on what you can think about when you touch yourself

>>149810508
based james sicily

>thread starts discussing women
>THAT SAME ANON BRINGS UP JEN HAWKINS EVERY SINGLE TIME

>>149810561
he's an autistic national treasure

>>149810561
Is it the same guy that posts threads about her wardrobe malfunction on /pol/ and /tv/?

gone. but not forgotten. another dead hero.

>>149810572
and /fit/

>>149810573
yep
pay tribute to the great man and make a pom disappear

>>149810572
>/pol/ and /tv/?
I don't go on those rancid shitholes so wouldn't know

based. fuck european backpackers, bunch of fucking retards the lot of them.

carolina is lucky i didn't find her

>>149810573
i watched the documentary that claimed he was innocent a few years ago. don't know if it's true

woah your so heckin dark and disturbed bro

>>149810609
yeah i am, got a fuckin problem with that?

>>149810561
>mfw

r/iamverybadass

>>149810561
He's not me retard
I just saw a resemblance, I never bring her up. That other spastic is still out there somewhere

im stinky

I'm a fat slob with no impulse control

>>149810640
Same. Haven't showered in ages.

im the top g of /sp/

>>149810297
needs to exfoliate her heels

>>149810643
based willie rioli

this is a online community of angry sexually frustrated white men with small penises

my penis isn't small

>>149810676
top gay? Yeah, probably.

>>149810726
Define "small".

small cocks are aristocratic

the further removed one is from sex, the more retarded it seems
men literally ruin their lives for a moist hole kek

>>149810759
f-fucking this!

my penis is small, and i have phimosis, also i cant get erections

anyone ever done a mmf threesome?

>>149810807
Why do you ask?

>>149810807
not me i haven’t

>>149810805
>and i have phimosis
Fix it. I had phimosis when I was 14 and didn't even know what it was but fixed it myself by stretching in the shower.

>>149810822
nah

>>149810822
same tbqhwy

my penis is exactly 6 inches erect but is an inch flaccid

guess i'll have to fire up some porn and try to get erect tonight and measure my penis

reckon dolly is getting a right ole hollering right now?

How do i get a beautiful woman to marry me?

>>149810904
firm handshake

>>149810684
i confer the services of my face

listerine pocketpak strip for tea tonight

https://seabed2030.org/
Why aren't they starting with the Indian Ocean so we can find the MH370 and THEN map the rest of the globe's seafloor?

Remember when everyone thought that video of the aliums zapping it was real kek
i use to believe for a little bit after the whole grusch thing

>>149810992
why have a commie non-profit map it, when every mining company is planning on dredging it for our benefit?

UFO believers are completely retarded

i literally once saw a grey alien outside of my bedroom window when i was a kid

won't identify this flying object when it puts you in a fucking coma m8

i once saw a ufo hovering over bell street maccas

I saw a UFO and nobody believes me

>>149811098
Would've been an owl.

>>149811155
IT WASNT A FUCKING OWL

>>149811155
it may have been an owl, it was dark, gloomy and foggy at night and it was during and episode of sleep paralysis.

might watch a movie

might watch a dumb fat neet spastic
*bangs window*

28 years later was pretty good

>>149811179
There's been speculation a lot of alien encounters were actually owls. Would make sense when you consider how close they can look.

>>149811203
Fuck you. Laughing at this post hurt my side.

i know what i saw

Alestair Crowley once got in contact with demons. He drew a picture of one and it looks just like the stereotypical ayylien

>>149811225
You know what you think you saw. Human memory is extremely unreliable.

owl, owl, owl

that's what you're going to be whimpering when I'm kicking the shit out of you

i once took a 1 hour walk in the woods and when i got back my familiy said i was missing for around 2 weeks

>1 hour walk
at least make your stories believable fatty

>>149811266
The closest Macca's was an hour walk there and back.

I could 100% escape from prison, in fact I might commit some horrible crime just to prove it and fuck with the law

Blues or Demons?

>>149811302
i've got both

paul hogan just died lads

>>149811344
Literally who

>>149811384
reigning coleman medallist you fuck head

the only aussie celebs i care for are martin bryant, richard pusey and nick daicos

>>149811404
all of which are mkultra plants

These salt and vinegar chips are shredding my tongue.

fuck subway

>>149811449
same

Are you blokes looking forward to essendon vs gws tomorrow night?

no

eating some chicken nuggies for a late night snack

>>149811543
fatcunt

>>149811528
yes my bombies will win

we're legit all fat, no cap

>>149811551
i’m not fat :o
mr rude!!! i’m not fat !!! just eating some nuggies how dare you

>>149811579
dont say you're not fat right after my post you dog cunt

did you know the last time essendon won a finals game, gta vice city on the ps2 was the latest gta game to have come out.

I’ll kill myself

>>149811571
I'm 8kgs down from my heaviest. Was 112kgs about 8-9 months ago now 104kgs. It's slow progress but I am trending in the right direction

I’m just so sad all the time

>>149811592
don't set him off

>>149811606
let me guess, you dont prayer

>>149811602
FAT CUNT AHAHAHAHAHA
FAT CUNT FAT CUNT LALAALALA
omg you’re STILL fat EVEN AFTER LOSING 8KG!!!
UR SO FAT!!! MR FATTY AHAHAHAHA

wait til you hear how small my cock is

small cock bros rise up

>>149811592
go saints btw

six figures
six feet
six inches

i only have two feet that's crazy

>>149811611
So true, better work out again tomorrow and keep at it

iggs

bombies

I need a long, rough, brutal, humiliating pegging session

When's the gay mick going to end?

It's not a gimmick. I am gay. I am gay and I'm a big fan of AFL football.

FIENDING for a cock to gape my bussy.

>>149811791
>>149811806

>>149811718
>>149811791
>>149811806

Today’s the day my dosn get their arsehole brutally torn apart.

>>149811892
dosn aren't playing today mate

when was the last true underdog story of the afl?

>>149811892
They're going to get raped in almost every game they have left.
>GWS, Bulldogs, Swans, Cats, St Kilda, Blues, Suns
Blues the only ones I see them having a chance against.

>>149811901
who said anything about the arsehole tearing occurring on the footy field?

>>149811901
They're going to try.

>>149811913
Will be about a year without a win by the time the next seasons rolls out.

>>149811915
>>149811918
will stringdog link up with his lebo organised crime friends when he's melbourne?

>>149811904
Brisbane's run in the finals last year after a terrible start to the season would be close but since they've been a good team since 2019 I'm not sure it counts. Though everyone wrote them off after their choke from 6 goals up against the Pies in round 23 and I don't think they started any of their non-Blues finals as favourite so maybe it does.

>>149811927
nah but lual has some history with various sudo factions

>>149811966
>Brisbane
No one cares, not even people in Brisbane

>>149811980
Lies.

>>149811966
i guess but in the final i would admit that brisbane were the favourites so it kind of cancels it out

lo

>>149811904
bulldogs 2016, oh wait you said true

>>149811592
play reVC

>>149811980
I'm a Bane it was a good run but it wasn't a fairy tale underdog story we had the best list in the afl and still do. Our best is better than any other club right now.

>>149812017
maybe one day in the near future
buying one of those cutting edge nvme ssd's soon and reinstalling windows
not really installing or playing any games until then

>>149812109
its like 2 gbs and runs on hardware from the 2000s m8

two cookies and a coke

>>149812143
Crisp. Might finish off this second doughnut.

some absolute fatfucks in here, bet you weigh over a 100kegs, fucking hell

I think I could drink 100 kegs

Working night toil spergo. This is dinner.

>>149812201
*be's bellyflopping on you*

GET IN MUH BELLEH

want to get into wine but not be a pretentious wanker about it

>>149812275
trust me you don't want to be a non-wine snob
i'd recommend a $10-15 shiraz from the barossa region to start off with
either chill it or add a few cubes of ice because you might not be used to drinking wine at room temperature
t. not a wine snob that drinks $3 bottles of wine

Wine tastes like cat piss.

no it doesnt
t. cat piss snob

>>149812299
i got a cheap cab sauv from the barossa, apparently that's not exactly a beginner's wine from what i read, apparently a pinot was the way i was supposed to go since i'm more used to whites

>>149811061
i believe

fruity lexia makes you sexia

Yep, more of a goon man, myself.

Oh mandy

>>149812322
should be ok just more fuller body it's an acquired taste like beer or scotch it'll click whether you like it or not if you drink enough

>>149812534
i'll try this bottle and see where i go from there, thanks mate

a

just sent /ck/ into a tizzy accidentally, turns out they hate americans more than /afl/

gn

>>149812709
/ck/ is my turf i'm the menace of /ck/ it's not for you mate

>>149812709
leave them alone

some of you boys are very silly haha

>>149812748
no i'm going to keep posting there, blueplates

>>149812749
i already frequent that board

>>149812749
you wanted us to not be off topic and use the other boards so this is how we're using them i'm literally going to change the culture of /ck/

01:23:45

>>149812769
You don't have the subtlety or nuance to post their without them catching on. You have a heavy hand and it's going to be obvious what you're up to. Stay away this is a warning.

>>149812791
i said it was accident, been posting there for yonks without issue, i don't troll or shitpost there

Might shit on a paper plate and post it.

might cook some mid food and plate it up on a gay blue plate

I could hop on any board and cause more shit than the lot of you

>>149812818
you got know idea what your doing you couldn't even manipulate a dog to eat food

Josh is so fucking based and funny

Might piss in a cup and put it next to my plate of shit.

fuck, i just realized im josh

>>149812880
>realized
foy

im tired of having to click on channel *70* to watch channel *7* in decent quality

it's a humiliation ritual

For me? Getting my wallet raped by Kayo.

onlyfans

>>149812872
jews rock

>>149812902
fucking hate how it takes 3+ seconds to change channels these days with all the popups and shit, i remember when you'd press channel up/down and it'd go immediately and that's it

>>149812902
I haven't had free to air TV in years, only time I ever catch it is when I visit my mom

also my remote doesn't have numbers so it takes like 9 button presses to enter 2 digits

> 2005 - press 9 and it goes to channel 9 immediately after a second or two
>2025 - press 9 and it does nothing for 3 seconds, then it has to take another second to render it to 0009 and then there's a blank screen for 2 seconds and then the channel pops up but you have to wait another second for the audio to kick in, but then you need to press back or whatever to close the pop that came up when you change the channel, but you have to time it right otherwise you'll go back to the channel you just spent 8+ seconds switching from
modern TVs are beyond fucking unfunctional clunky SHIT

Time for a ‘fee.

>>149812902
>OH NOO I HAVE TO PRESS 70 INSTEAD OF 7
talk to me when you have to press 60 for 7 champ

worst thing about "smart" tvs is how they never update the epg unlessnyou scroll past a channel from this network
like how hard can it be

how about tuning your telly correctly so you can press 7 and end up on channel 7

tune my dick you poofter arse cunt head

should I support melbourne, st kilda, adelaide, or essedon

>>149813327
>melbourne
uncertain future (probably negative) and a bad culture
>st kilda
no hope at being elite but comfy if you have low/no expectations
>adelaide
usually pretty good but always choke in the postseason if they get there (which is like half of all seasons)
>essendon
same as st kilda

>>149813327
Adelaide from that lot. The other three are totally irrelevant.

>>149813327
you should support west coast

>how about you tune your telly because autoscan doesn't work like it should
applied for samsung yet mate

>>149813327
we've lost the love for the game mate the afl is over now even normies are disinterested it's over

our sbs was always channel 28 for some reason, i assumed everyone else's was the same.
>2: abc
>7: seven
>9: nine
>10: ten
>28 sbs

you lot talk some shite

>>149813353
gotcha. I don't particularly mind a mediocre team as long as the fans still show up. I would like a half-way decent place to visit if I come over. I might just go with adelaide (their song is the marine corp hymn, and I like the marine corps).
>>149813356
who is really relevant anymore?
>>149813359
good b8
>>149813365
just gotta believe

>>149813408
it's over mate we are in the deathrows

>>149813404
I’ll jam my cock down your throat and you won’t be able to say anything.

>>149813421
move west coast to hawaii and it'll be kino

should just watch league mate, it's the only sport on the up in this country

>>149813408
>I don't particularly mind a mediocre team as long as the fans still show up.
Saints came under scrutiny recently because only 20,000 showed up for their Thursday night match recently. Melbourne is well known for their fair-weather fans not turning up.

>who is really relevant anymore?
It fluctuates but St Kilda and Melbourne have one two flags between them since 1965 so they've been long term irrelevant and are generally just making up the numbers. The last time Essendon were good was 2000. They haven't won a finals game of any kind since 2004. They still manage to have a large fanbase despite being so shit for so long so I guess they'll always be somewhat relevant but if you want something to cheer about they're not the team to follow. Would be extremely frustrating team to support. They don't do anything well, on field or off.

>>149813408
essendon still get strong crowds despite not being that great of a team, but yeah, adelaide's a great choice

>>149813421
Death throes, dummy.

>>149813489
thursday games are always such a mish if they don't back on to a public holiday tbf. clock off toil and home by quarter to six, get the kids ready, grab a quick shower and shit then out the door to hopefully get them back before midnight on a school night. grim.

>>149813515
If you look at the Thursday crowds they've been relatively strong this season, public holiday or not, and in St Kilda's case they don't get those marquee slots much so you would think their fans would show up. It's the lowest Thursday night attendance this year. To put it in perspective Norf and Bulldogs got 5000 more to their Thursday night match three weeks later at the same venue, a game in which no one gave Norf a chance at all going into.

>>149813489
seems like the parallel would be the Cincinnati Reds here. always hovering above the bottom but generally always mediocre. thursday games do sound like a pretty poor idea, unless the TV viewership is so solid that it makes up for tickets. it is kind of insane how relatively cheap AFL is. tickets in the US are often absurdly expensive, like $125-200 (200-300 AUD) for anything that isn't nose-bleeds.

The only way the afl can turn around is if my iggs start contending again. That's the only thing that will fix the league.

>>149813637
So true AFL is only kino when the Iggs are soaring.

>>149813637
It would take a lot to go right for them to be competitive again earlier than 2030 imo.

>>149813629
>thursday games do sound like a pretty poor idea, unless the TV viewership is so solid that it makes up for tickets
Crowds are generally decent for it and it's a big tv drawcard. They're great imo. Since they started making them a regular thing it was hard to go back to them being gone but thankfully AFL listened to the fans last season and there's a Thursday fixture for every round bar one this season.

>>149813718
fair enough. I suppose thursday night football is a thing in the US so it makes sense.

>>149813682
well you have a very dumb opinion mate

>>149813682
2030 is 5 seasons away
by then the core of hewett both reids ginbey hough allan shanahan jilliams edwards plus whoever is drafted this year will all be 23-25 and between 100-150 games - ie. in their primes
by 2030 this team should be top 4

the only plastic franchise the amerifat mentioned is adelaide yet you faggots tried to convince him to support them

>>149815695
t. poortfer

>>149815781
actually a member of bane which is not a plastic franchise only because of fitzroy

gma
my bombers will be victorious inshallah

>>149816152
the Muslim is on gws mate

>>149816152
sorry mate stringer plays for gws these days but glad to have you onboard afl is a great sport that welcomes military age male refugees

Bed time wank.

>>149816168
>>149816291

>>149815925
is this what you fellas call "taking the piss"?

I believe the Dons will win

>>149816574
welcome to our country mate

>>149816997
thanks David Selwyn Burralung Merringwuy Galarrwuy Wyal Wirrpanda

the world's gone
shut it all down

might watch the golf tonight

Up and at 'em

LATE AT NIGHT, I TOSS AND I TURN
AND I DREAM OF WHAT I NEED

I NEED A HERO
I'M HOLDING OUT FOR A HERO 'TIL THE END OF THE NIGHT

Good morning alf

>>149817140
*gives you the message stick*

>>149817477
based igg

The game has never been better

>>149817514
based diablo 4 enjoyer

>>149817514
Whoops meant to post this in /nrl/

We all need to move to the land of the long white cloud (aka NZ) …. because New Zealand’s most loved chocolate maker, Whittaker’s Chocolate has just hit it out of the park with their brand-new Whittaker’s Limited Edition Banana Caramel Chocolate Block – velvety smooth banana infused with caramel paired with Whittaker’s famous 33% Cocoa creamy milk chocolate. Unfortunately, currently only available in NZ - we all need to pray that they send it over to their big west island!

could you imagine how good this country would be if we managed our natural resources better

>>149817642
FUCKING
T H I S
H
I
S

>>149817642
two prime ministers from either party tried that, the lib one got thrown out by his own party and the labor one got thrown out by the CIA
was never going to happen

>>149817659
fuck yanks man

>>149817642
What exactly do you want us to do?

>>149817684
oh shit maybe tax the proceeds at an adequate level so we are not getting extracted and left with zero in return?

Wayne Carey has angrily responded after footage of him leaving a bathroom shortly after a woman at a popular wine bar in Melbourne was posted online.

The video shows a woman leaving the bathroom area of Toorak Cellars bar in Armadale and walking up some steps. Moments later, Carey is seen leaving the same area.

Carey then stops and makes a phone call while the women filming can be heard making comments such as “she looks embarrassed” and “what’s he doing in there?”

In a podcast with Sam Newman released on Wednesday, Carey criticised the women who filmed and posted the video online for creating a “made-up story”.

“These particular girls waited and premeditated [sic] for me to walk into a toilet… and they sat there and then made up a story about what occurred in those toilets,” he said.

In a post on X, Carey said that the video had been posted online with a “disgusting narrative” and had the potential to ruin lives.

>>149817665
alri aukusla x

>>149817703
“Being filmed without consent coming out of a public bathroom and then filming a complete stranger within a minute coming out of that public bathroom is NOT OK,” he wrote.

“Then the persons who are filming adding their disgusting narrative and posting it on social media ruins lives… Enough.”

Nine’s Today is also reporting that the woman featured in the video has spoken out on social media.

“Shame on you women. We are better than that. It did not happen, but that’s not the point. It’s time the narrative changed,” she posted.

Wayne Carey has been contacted for comment.

wheres the footy-age?

>>149817696
when a prime minister tried even that they were rolled by the cia and the next prime minister got on their knees to suck the mining industry off in their first public speech
its not happening

>>149817696
If you want to bring in new taxes thats going to upset most people and won't go down well. The last thing people want right now is more taxes.

>>149817719
corporations are not people

>>149817703
>>149817711
One of the worst things about nowadays is that everyone has a camera in their pocket/hand that can dox you to the whole world without your consent

If idiots like this woman randomly film others walking in and out of toilets, I'd be ok with the coppers taking their smartphone away from them.

In fact, make a penalty system for the idiots of the internet
>Similar to demerit points
>+1 point each time you receive a complaint about getting filmed without consent
>+2 points each time that complaint results in public humiliation
>+5 points if the impacted person is scarred or sudokus
>When you reach 5 points, you are banned from using smartphones and must use a police monitored Nokia from the mid 2000s, or a grandma phone from JBHiFi without apps
That would make nonces and dimwits think twice about making me go viral

Mining has been one of the few things propping this country's economy up.

Taxing it could severely damage the industry and hurt our economy even more. And if we make it even harder for others to buy our minerals they might just look elsewhere. And if no one buys what we have then we are truly buggered.

mining shills OUT

MSO

BREAKING NEWS

>>149817858
thats a man

>>149817858
Wait til she finds out where Carltons song comes from

>>149817858
the french anthem is country roads?

>>149817858
More like the Brisbane Frogs.

>>149817858
brisbane are finished once france learns about this

>west coast finished 5th in 2020
for some reason I thought they were shit then too. guess that was the last year

UNIT

>>149817919
jfc that mans a fucking toad

>>149817919
ABOUD GOT A RUG

>>149817858
It's a Long Way to Tipperary

S N A P P E R
N
A
P
P
E
R

>>149817916
it's called tanking mate but keep calling us the worst team ever

I watched a Min Min light float slowly down my street for like 45 minutes, like a little sun the size of a basketball, weird af.

>>149818015
it was an owl.

>>149818006
eventually you have to drop le tanking as the reason you're playing shit and just accept that your team is le shit.

>>149818067
key word being eventually we haven't reached that point yet
when we do reach that point we'll be contending again and our young players will be household names in pozztorian households

Saw an owl last night

>>149818023
based larry pollard

>>149818023
yeah probably

gma

>>149809787
zomg is that... men... wearing... standard business attire??? im going insannnneee arghh

Funny you're talking about flying creatures because last night I took the dog out for a piss and a huge bat must've been sitting on my roof because it flew right over my head and scared the shit out of me. The thing was massive

>finish 18th
>then finish 16th
>then finish 18th again
Huh?

fuckin hate bats

I saw a possum last night which was neat

Anyone watching the footy tonight?

>>149818383
You're joking aren't you?

>>149818383
No

In fact it's unlikely I'm going to watch any footy at all this weekend. I'm busy tonight, tomorrow, saturday and dont care about any of the teams on Sunday.

>>149818498
Busy doing what

>>149818498
Look at mr social over here. Yes we're all very impressed. So envious

>>149818550
none of your fucken business is it

>>149818383
yes my bombies will win

We need a separate/afl/ general for all footy talk it ruins the vibe of /afl/

>>149818550
Seeing friends tonight, going away drinks for a mate moving interstate tomorrow, get together missos friends Saturday arvo/evening.

>>149818608
how about you fuck off back to /nrl/ instead

>>149810026
>nonsense made up by jews
The only nonsense here is that moronic sentence

>>149818673
Shalom Harry

>>149818698
Where's the evidence that ADHD, autism and other conditions aren't real and are "made up by jews"

>>149817906
They'll surrender with full force.

>>149813935
When do you think they'll be competitive again, genius?

>>149818737
They wont be. Ever.

>>149818716
>Where's the evidence
women, xirs and tiktok.

>>149809973
https://youtu.be/POB8kKkqxNQ?t=72
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdb4rNFRzU0

>>149818737
well it's more hope on my side of things since 2030 is kinda a big year for other reasons and certain people have other objectives which will overshadow footy

>>149814234
>by then the core of hewett both reids ginbey hough allan shanahan jilliams edwards plus whoever is drafted this year will all be 23-25 and between 100-150 games
You're assuming all of them make it and that Reid stays long term. Not all draftees develop into guns. Most do not.
Hewett looks good but has injury issues.
Harley might not stay.
Archer Reid looks good.
Ginbey has made some progress as a defender but can still have awful games. Looks like he could be solid, probably not an A-grader imo.
Hough - meh. Not a mid, or very good.
Allan hasn't looked good at AFL level but was good as a junior so you'd hope would come on in defence. Too early to judge.
Edwards serviceable KPD but he's already 24.
Shanahan and Williams are KPF; do you think all three of Archer Reid and those two can all play in the same forward line?
I wouldn't at all be confident based on those names. It looks terrible compared to the youth of other teams though the KPF stocks are decent.

>>149818716
are you neurodivergent anon? we need to ask pre-schoolers this to ascertain which sex they are in order to make sure they compete in the right footy pipeline

>>149817719
Taxes our minerals would be on the people extracting them, not citizens. It is insane that Chinese citizens pay around 30% less for our gas than we do.

>>149817919
She's a fucking piece of shit. Dead party. This country is so fucked.

>>149818890
reid is tracking as one of the best young mids ever he's getting petraca numbers at the same age
all the key forwards are doing well despite being very young and playing against men in the afl
hewett seems to have overcome his injury issues
hough is still learning to play mid field but had a good game getting +20 possessions

so yeah i think the future is rosy for the eagles yeah if harley leaves it's an issue but he did give jhf a sledge regarding running home to mummy after 1 year so maybe he's committed long term
we'll be ok we aren't a basketcase like other shit teams aka saints, fred

Take it to bigfooty champ, nobody cares about your irrelevant americanised franchise

>>149818965
thats not very nice

tipped giants

>>149818965
did you just champ me squire?

>>149818945
>he's getting petraca numbers at the same age
Petracca was getting those numbers through the forward line at the same age and he was coming off an ACL.
>all the key forwards are doing well despite being very young and playing against men in the afl
Yeah, I said those stocks look good but there have been plenty of key forwards that look good early then plateau.
>hewett seems to have overcome his injury issues
For now.
>hough is still learning to play mid field but had a good game getting +20 possessions
What do you think his ceiling is?

This all seems very optimistic to me. Even assuming all those names you listed make it that's still basically 1/3 of a best 22 with no depth and that core doesn't look as good compared to other teams around the same mark and you're going to have to fill your list with Tasmania taking a chunk of high picks across 2027-2029.
Things can change quickly in the AFL now, and I hope they do for the Eagles, but I just don't see them playing finals before 2030. I feel like they're in store for a long time at the bottom without a fair bit of luck and seriously good development.

>>149819060
it's footy we'll wait and see my iggs have always been good at development so i have faith
trust the plan

Three lines or fewer

Decided to settle for a fatty

>>149819116
just take her for walks and bike rides and control her diet
it's just you need to work out yourself

did u guys know I was on a footy list for about a year? im not like all the other footy boys though! im sensitive and smart!!! ive written like 5 books about it. PLEASE pay attention to me

>>149819116
>>149819124
she'll balloon during pregnancy and keep inventing excuses to be lazy and obese. same thing happened to my brother and several of his friends

there should be way way WAY less taxes not more

>>149819116
based toby pink

>>149819141
>millennial footy player writes a novel
Imagine how dull the prose is

Taxes, water and electricity bills, council rates, car rego is all theft

I wish I didn’t have autism

>>149819217
I also wish you didn't have autism.

I'm gonna watch the game tomorrow because I love footy! I can't wait!!!

>>149819259
nigger

been eating kfc every day for like the last month

>>149819262
What's your usual?

>>149819262
disgusting fat fuck

>>149819116
Many such cases. Sad!

Wish I was dead, thinking about her today

imagine how much gay shit the government could waste money on if they got even more tax dollars

>>149819299
pepper mayo twister

i think i would like to try sucking a penis

wheres the carey vid

every time i catch up with my mates one of them makes all of us all gather around his phone while he plays the absolute worst facebook-tier memes imaginable and i'm the only one who doesn't find them funny whatsoever.

>>149819417
just search wayne carey on twitter mate

>>149819432
What's some of the shit he plays?

think i’ll just fill my pockets with rocks and walk into the sea

>>149819432
sharing things he finds funny is how he likes to go about it? stop being such a negative selfish cunt

>>149819438

i will never succumb to the twitter mindcontrol psy op

>>149819432
this but the group chat (on facebook)(lol)

>>149819440
nearly always joke songs. last night it was some 4 minute song made out of various arnold schwarzenegger grunts.

>>149819432
that mate? elon musk
be carful who u disrespect!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>149819450
shan't be some phony spastic pretending something is funny while slowly dying inside

haha old mate just sent me this what ripping absolute legend of a bloke hahaha!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4rEyENm44E

>>149819504
kek this is good as

I am Wayne King

finna dockies

just started work after sleeping in again

is tasmania gonna actually happen?

hey just woke up whats going on guys?

>>149819622
Yeah. Tasmania is going to an election no one wants a year after the last one because of no-contest by the opposition back by three cross-benchers and the greens. Even if Labor get in and the stadium deal gets quashed, which would be a retarded move by Labor, it will go ahead, just really gimped and having to play their games at Ninja and UTAS. It will make them feel like a second rate team imo but the AFL will still go ahead with it. Too much has been invested for them to back out at this point, even if they insist the team's formation is contingent on a brand new stadium.

>>149818365
He looks a bit shocked by your visage

>>149819116
steer clear of costco

Wayne carey is based because he assaults pigs

>>149819504
classic!! XDD

What hair treatment do you think Wayne Carey had considering he used to be heavily balding?

not sure mate

I'm heavily balding but I just shave it to a level 1 now and I'm the most confident I've been in years. It's embarrassing hanging onto scraps, just shave it. I get compliments all the time instead of the weird looks I used to get

>>149819622
too many AFL house and Tassie Government friends and families have too many contracts lined up contingent on it going ahead. the won't give up their chance to drain the public like the parasites they are that easily.

i wear a hair system

Because you had a bad day, you're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know, you tell me, don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day, the camera don't lie
You're coming back down and you really don't mind
You had a bad day
You had a bad day

Who wants to discuss religion and politics before the big game tonight?

>>149819622
its too big to fail
money talks

am I gay

started getting hair all over my back and ears

>>149819845
i was saying this 15 years ago

sure you were mate

>>149819845
said this 16 years ago

cutting my foreskin off

I think I'll start giving out daily moon updates.
Tonight's moon is a Waning Gibbous, and it is 71.06% illuminated

>>149819864
I support this

I don't like footy

>>149819863
Shalom

>>149819882
oh no

The spastics have awoken in a foul mood today. I pray for tonight

>>149819804
yeah but it's a cool logo and name

get fucked worthless arsehole prick

phones have ruined everything

>>149820027
i said this 17 years ago

>>149820069
would love to see this cockhead get hit by a truck

>>149820027
Ban them from zoomers >>149817781

someone said poofter on /tv/

Heres a pic of a milf with big tits

ew

>>149819794
very based. i went
>ethopian-tier receding
>clipping on 1 guard
>clipping on 0
>wet shaving
each step got exponentially more aesthetic

>>149819794
yeah i recently took the buzzpill and ive never looked back

>>149817781
this but only if you extend these privacy protections to their logical conclusion and outlaw CCTV/dashcams/camera drones/built in navigation cameras and lidar for vehicles etc., cop body cams and all traffic cameras.

i buzz with unguarded clippers

I'm 40 and still have hair.

I was balding at 18

>>149820153
same, started thinning around that time, buzzed it all off at 22

>>149819864
cool. My ex would text me daily cloud info too. was nice.

>>149820171
was he a pilot?

>>149820159
Are you the guy that eats KFC every day?

>>149820179
nah he worked in the mines

>>149820159
Low test. Look at your body hair, it's very female like. You should be ashamed

test

>>149820159
zero muscle + >30% bf + terrible posture
nothing outside of your control (i know this isn't (You) thoughbeit)

any of you deadshit reprobates wanna talk about fucking footy?

>>149820121
thats Mother Wayne

>>149820225
glad you are not talking to me
phew

>>149820225
You start. If you have something to say about the footy post it and someone might respond.

I am watching your speedrun marathon.

>>149820225
>talk about men playing with balls!
bit gay mate

500g bag of corn chips for dinner

>>149820266
Not a real meal, innit?

I'm going to grow out my sideburns and start wearing cardigans

I'm going to grow out my sideburns and start wearing cardigans

I'm going to shave my sideburns and start attacking men wearing cardigans

I'm no longer going to grow out my sideburns and start wearing cardigans

i'll watch
*waits at bus stop*

last night i was helping mumberg at the dancing comp she organises. spent the evening in a theatre watching teenage girls prancing around on stage and giving them trophies and flowers

Peak NPC Sheeple Australian Male Core:
-poker
-fishing
-being a tradie
-drinking lager
-driving a 'ute' (pigfat truck)
-wearing flannelette
-having a mustache
-going to the barber
-paying to watch sport

FUCKING FAGGOTS

jesus christ this thread is SHIT. fucking look at yourselves and go outside.

good thread today fellas

>>149820337
Of this list, I only wear flannelette

small game tonight

>>149820337
I like poker, pay to watch sport and would fish if I had the money for a boat. None of the others apply to me.

>>149820337
I do none of these

tried to post earlier but the IP address was permanently banned way back in 2023 for requesting cp on here. I hope whichever sick fuck it was (probably one of you) gets strung up by the rozzers

maybe they were requesting cyberpunk 2077 lol, nah jk whatever sick fuck that was needs to be strung up by the rozzers

he's not me retards

>>149820339
no but steven may iykwim haha

new

>>149820385
>>149820385
>>149820385

>>149820337
>-poker
play it with the lads once a week
>-fishing
hate fishing
>-being a tradie
former tradie
>-drinking lager
don't drink much at all these days but i have nothing against lager
>-driving a 'ute' (pigfat truck)
had an old ford ranger single cab in me tradie days
>-wearing flannelette
can be nice layered
>-having a mustache
no i have a beard
>-going to the barber
what the fuck is wrong with this? does your mum still do your hair or what?
>-paying to watch sport
agreed gayo is fucking cheeks

something