Thread 149810043

Just T20 on until Old Trafford Test.

hundred waiting room

gagging for the hundred to start

YFO

TWMMO

haha lets talk about flats, toil and bouldering then that would be fun haha

>cause spacky even more seethe
lmao stay the fuck out of my thread you schizo sperg, don't tell any more lies about me or i'll get your mummy to stop paying your leasehold

had 2/3 of a bottle of bourbon already tonight
only moderately drink

>>149810035
oh my dayzzzz
>Some flats (typically from converted former houses) have "share of freehold" arrangements, which is similar to the "commonhold" system which I think they use for all flats in Scotland, and that's a much fairer system
yepyep..this is what we have as well

>>149810087
BARMY ARMY
*HONK*
BARMY ARMY
*HONK*
BARMY ARMY
*HONK*
BARMY ARMY
*HONK*
BARMY ARMY
*HONK*
BARMY ARMY
*HONK*
BARMY ARMY
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BARMY ARMY
*HONK*
BARMY ARMY
*HONK*

>forgets he denied being countysperg and just outed himself
not the brightest is he? suppose mindlessly typing out spam every thread every day lowers the IQ quite dramatically

>>149810087
>well done honey, they're all clapping for you

it's a travesty the hundred is compressed to only august
progress needs room to spread its wings
cut down the gay and boring county championship games no one watches and let the hundred flow

>>149810099
he can't help himself
true to his name

PVO

>every single poster is the same, you posted once so you must be every other poster
absolute schizo
I'm in your walls btw

love my new leasehold flat

got a secret 'mick that no one in cric knows about

got rats in my walls lads
chucked some poison in the get rid of em

You sure this new flat isn't in a hospital, does it have padded rooms?

keKkkk
GOTTEM

>>149810131
seethe on

the hundred cries out to spread its seed across the mums and kids of england
save cricket

>>149810092
are you lost mate? this isn't /mlb/
you don't belong

Joined some training lecture meeting and it turned out I was only 1 of 4 people who showed up FFS so I can't just leave otherwise they'd notice

about a year ago i had a very upsetting moment, i was listening to idioteque by radiohead, and i realised that one day i will die, and no longer be able to listen to idioteque. ive legit been terrified of death since then

Can’t wait to get /bbl/ up and running in a few months

Zachy just innocently enjoying his new little shoebox and countysperg seems intent on bringing him down
Not cricketing behaviour if you ask me

I’ve gone off radiohead recently on account of their absolute lack of support for cricket. It’s a shame really some good albums, and I feel a little bit like it’s how I’d imagine finding out the sausages I enjoyed last weekend at the neighbours barbie were actually homemade from roadkill swan

>>149810174
i literally just sharted liquid poo from my arsehole

baby swans, goslings as it were

>bard with a little jab because countysperg sperged out on him for making a thread (how dare he?!) once
kek based

Zachy will throw a fit if people discuss mortgages but it's alright when he starts talking about leaseholds
Really makes you think

Why didn’t Zachy buy a house? Then it’s a freehold, and you get a garden, don’t need to worry about upstairs having tap dancing lessons or the service company billing you an extra hundred quid a month for ‘sinking funds’
You can get a three bed in Perivale for £550k

>>149810250
What was my little jab?
Can't remember a little jab
If I do a little jab, you're gonna know about it (I used to spar with Dillian Whyte back in my boxing days)

>>149810272
think he thought I was you
been accused of being bard, zachy and countysperg this morning
collecting them all

>>149810266
Grandpa Bowen is a miserly old curmudgeon and actually hasn't given Ma Bowen much of his ill-gotten wealth

She's a lady of humble means despite her pretensions to grandeur and can only afford a leasehold

Either that, or she simply doesn't love Zachy enough to buy him a freehold (I bet she'd buy freeholds for his siblings, they're the better Bowens)

>>149810277
Might have to give you a little jab for the chaos you're wreaking in /cricket/

Wonder if Ned Bowen has a freehold

Pozzie vermin out lol that's a good one

speaking of, certain man needs to stop ducking bard and sort the boxing match
gives it a lot of chat but never commits. can't just rig it like the poll and flat purchase mate

Are any of these related to former Notts seamer Mark Bowen?

It would be silly to agree to the boxing match, Bard being half Irish and with greater reach will easily beat him

indian fans are the worst sports fans worldwide

we should do a lads trip

>>149810043 (OP)
>T20
Simply not cricket.

>>149810369
Down there in Lambeth Boxing Gym the Irishman and the negro (spiritual brothers) trained together in resistance to the anglo oppressor (Bowen)

who do i watch the t20

Have to manage six team mailboxes as well as my own mailbox now
That's just not cricket

not cricket

>>149810415
i don't have any idea what that means but don't watch people, pervert

>>149810139
which match are ya watching fella¿

Nothing weirder than the Irish larping as oppressed colonial subjects. They were an integral part of the United Kingdom with their MPs sitting in the House of Commons, not a colony in any meaningful way, and they participated voluntarily in all the atrocities of the British empire, for example the Jallianwala Bagh massacre which was ordered by an Irishman, Reginald Dyer.

today's mission:
transfer wealth from my boss to my freeholder using mummy's money

bard is irish

>>149810431
how do i watch the the t20
nz vs sa

>>149810432
My ancestors wanted mashed potatoes only to find that all of the potatoes were GONE
That's worse than any horror ever experienced by the negroid, brown, or oriental races in human history, although I will contend they've had difficult moments at the hands of the colonial menace too

would you rather be welsh or irish

I’m visiting the UK in September, will I be arrested if I wear a union jack dress?

>>149810440
it's on kayo fella x

welsh

>>149810457
you don't know that

hahaa..alri kayola x

2nd reply ITT

haha...alri yfola x

Spotted quite a nice cottage for sale but it's a leasehold because it's part of an old manor complex

Should I buy it or not?

i’m a creepy man

>>149810495
...yh nh..become a proper freeholder, fella x

>>149810455
a dress yes, supreme court said there's only TWO genders

>>149810498
t. Shane warnes ghost

im a dirty dirty boy

>>149810431
...cric test match fella x

take a shower already haha

I’ll let you guys know if I find a stream from the t20 :-)

>>149810498
yeah

its on watchnotcricket.me

>>149810538
tabla x

>>149810548
GOTTEM

How did Melanie Lynskey become New Zealand’s biggest cultural export? She’s fat and annoying

Sebbo replying to his own Australian proxy lads

>>149810578
very sad indictment of his mental illness

medbedev fellas x
*brb..need to switch back to aus flag

admit it was a good joke
and not only that, an original joke... in /cric/ of all places!

>>149810575
strangest kiwi export was one of them using her own accent in an AMERICAN game set in AMERICA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBeDxYTx_TY

I don't recall any notable kiwi exports frankly lads

>>149810575
NZ's biggest export has always been dairy

>>149810633
lotr

for me its lucy lawless

how bizarre how bizarre do doododo do do do do

cancelling my gym membership and buying a pushbike

why is a game between SA and NZ being played in Harare?

>>149810641
fat

umm..LORDE hello¿

>>149810642
I think one of your lot did the hard yards on that one lad

and
>>149810642
and
Sierrachart
and
rocketlab

did anyone found a stream??

*unzips*

>>149810670
ah ok time to close down all the lotr-themed attractions in NZ then

>>149810679
freestreams dash live dot fi

>>149810685
is this a virus???

>>149810692
click it and see ;)

>>149810682
okie doke

>>149810607
tabla x

you do realise its in high quality on ICC TV right?

Worcestershire 2nd XI making mincemeat of Zimbabwe
Bit of a sad excuse for a country desu

SA look like they're playing in Australian training strips

>>149810702
>>149810685
thanks

it works

is zimbabwe a nice place to visit?

mf took a wicket

>>149810778
Not anymore

This saffa commentator is horrendous

It is incumbent on me to inform /cric/ that I am no longer a member of His Majesty's Civil Service
For 5 years I diligently carried out my responsibilities at the MoD to not send out a list of Afghan collaborators directly to the Taliban
Get that slightly wrong on one day and all of a sudden I'm told I need to seek new employment
Onwards and upwards to better things

PVO (peewee vermin out)

5 years a slave

bard either got fired or has a very short notice period suggesting he was a junior member of the civil heirarchy

>>149811052
Apparently causing the immediate resettlement of 150,000 Afghans to the UK at the cost of £7bn to the UK taxpayer is grounds for immediate dismissal

My lawyers are keeping a keen eye on the situation in case I have grounds to sue for wrongful termination

>>149810266
maybe I will one day

fat neeks having a sperg out about buying a flat as first property
why do I need a house anyway

>>149810266
>Perivale
dire

meant direrivale iykwim haha

think i’ll watch a movie

nobody cares about the neeky flat you neekily bought and neekily live in with neeky furniture and a neeky TV so you can keep phoneposting like a neeky gen z about your neeky flat, neek

>>149811163
So that you can live there with your missus and have room for your growing family

Do sort of want to have a wife and family but I'd just rather not have to live with them for about 10 months of the year

Lots of heart shown by Robinson and Jacobs to lift NZ to a solid total of 173. NZ were in danger of tottering to a below-par score when they were 70 for 5, but they've been street smart in their partnership. Against Muthusamy, they took their time. Against the change-of-pace seamers, they were watchful. And when their eyes were set, they accelerated. A total of 63 scored off the last five overs. Also the Highest sixth-wicket stand in T20ls against SA.

South Africa's bowling was good for most of the innings but they couldn't finish the way they'd like. Time for their batters to have a crack in a few minutes.

mums coming up to help with flatberg today

Imagine how good life would be if we had a full round of county one-days fixtures each and every Sunday across the summer, with a Match of the Day style highlights show on Sunday evening

ambient cricket
look it up in the 'chivd fallas x

>>149810149
...nh

>>149811163
ladies LUFF freeholders.moar...but ..yh decent start ngl
t. knowet

>>149811335
>>149811346
>>149811357
hello

>>149811428
hi :))

>fat neek
I'd say this was projection but when ol toothpick arms can probably enter his (mum's) flat from the little gap on the side of the door everyone must seem fat

got the tonkest arms of /Brit/cric by far
your bingo wings don't count

>>149811306
ta bumblela x

best power to weight ratio of britcric by far

Mum found my princess peach folder

>>149811544
alri Makita demolition hammer lad x

>britcric
why's he scared of pozzies kek

>>149811318
this, the hundred NEEDS to expand beyond just august

heard ambient cricket is the ticket ngl

the ironic hundred shilling gimmick was never funny
and yes we all know it's ironic so don't even cope

why is nobody talking about the cricket that is on at the moment

There's no cricket on till next week mate

>>149811692
see >>149811540

>the cricket that is on
this has been debunked

cric is moar off side aaammmooooiiitritee

reached the high point on cric for the day fallas... that's it for me haaahaax x

>>149811826
x

anyone seen any test match cricket? im looking for some test match cricket

>What is there even to watch?
You can move "even" anywhere in this sentence and it still makes perfect sense

blackcaps WIN

went out tonight and had a really good time

brother B really has it in for certain British ''''comedians'''''

like who

John Bishop and Micky Flanagan are completely interchangeable, as are their '''jokes''''
Le vaguely working class long-haired man

wonder what browen would think knowing his little sibling's fav stand-up is reddit: the comedian

dire take. one's scouse and one's cockney, very different types of humour

I love my little flat on (doxxableinfo)gate

>>149812279
lol mm yh

such a stream of tourists in York constantly may as well be in Donedon I guess
Slight buyers remorse kicking in right now but maybe part of me just loves the hustle and bustle

I'll spend four more years here further then buy a house in Seamer or something

Mickey Flanagan was a bit awkward on Graham Norton sat next to Lena Dunham and Mathew Mconananinonhy. Seemed graceless and parochial not going to lie. Little Englander.
I saw John Bishop in panto with Sir Ian McKellen and he was pretty good and did a bit of Shakespeare and snogged McKellen at the end. So he’s better

You pommies do realise that you all sound the same, like canadians and americans

>

nothing to do in york or wales
dire fashion taste and dire location taste on this lad

>working class mong is parochial
shocking

>>149811972
classic tassiela x

jwu

>Durham have proposed a radical shake-up of English domestic cricket, including a rugby-style Grand Final to decide the County Championship.

>The county has addressed members, external with a change to the domestic structure and schedule in a bid to reduce player fatigue.

>The proposal, which Durham said has been developed along with other counties and the England and Wales Cricket Board (ECB), suggests the current two-division championship should be scrapped.

>It would be replaced by two upper divisions of six teams each, and a lower division of six teams.

>The top team from each upper division would play in a five-day "Grand Final", which Durham claim would become "the first £1m domestic red-ball match".

Durham going full shitposting
Being Durham the ECB will obviously ignore this

>>149814187
Durham is the ECBs baby probably just a mouthpiece to get this proposal through as a fifth column.

London derby in the blast, reckon Middx will struggle to chase that score posted by Surrey

>>149810043 (OP)
>Bashir has toothpick arms
wtf I didn’t know zachy actually played cricket?
Isn’t any good mind.

GARLIC BREAD??????????????????????????????????????

just assembled the dining table

>>149812776
u fashun breh

>>149814187
Don't mind their idea for the T20 Blast (three regional leagues of 6)

Don't like the idea of two upper divisions of 6 for the county championship though, that feels a bit stupid - should just have one top league of the very best teams

Mixed feelings about the idea of a cup final style final at the end of it - oppose the idea on principle, but admittedly a spectacle like that could help to re-grow interest in the domestic game

just woke up

I see Worcestershire's Jacob Duffy made mincemeat of world champions South Africa today
Just goes to show that county cricket is actually a higher standard than international

Why don't they let NZ teams play in the Big Bash

Bit ridiculous only having 8 teams in it desu
Expand it to 18 or maybe 24

mum rates the flat

See my old mate Dre Russ is retiring from internationals
Maybe it's time for me to go too
Two legends of the Worcestershire (and surrounding regions) club leagues going out on a high together

Yorkshire blinds man coming tomorrow to give me a quote

>>149815966
*bought

Finally in the 2s where I belong this week
But it's against the top of the league side who are playing about 6 divisions too low (had to start lower down after moving over from a different regional league) and have an opening bowler who bowls 80mph apparently
Will inevitably fail and be sent back to the 3s with the kids and the old men

my trendy NB's mogged his ladies Lacostes (he chucked them away so conceded this fact btw)

>>149815845
good idea
>>149815860
correct
when it was being set up two of the big football clubs were interested in obtaining a franchise

>kids
FOY

Got a good feeling about my Bombers tonight lads

>>149817129
go Israel!

the only pavement song i like is harness your hopes

>>149817129
GO SYDNEY JIHADIS!

The Exxonmobil Guyana Global Super League is proper cricket

>>149813669
I HAVE NEVER EVEN THOUGHT OF SETTING FOOT IN TASMANIA, YOU SILLY HUMAN!

>>149817537
same

im going Tasmania to play Barnbougle

>>149817562
classic tassiela x

What do you get when you fall in love?
A guy with a pin to burst your bubble
That's what you get for all your trouble
I'll never fall in love again
I'll never fall in love again

What do you get when you kiss a guy?
You get enough germs to catch pneumonia
After you do, he'll never phone ya
I'll never fall in love again
Don't you know that I'll never fall in love again

might watch golf tonight

HAPPY TRINITY TEST DAY FELLAS!!!

not enough of a boomer for golf me

>>149818024
tabla xx

>>149818047
x

>>149818025
(for you)

really strong smell of poo in this thread

Tomorrowland is burning....

So /cric/ are we excited for Sarah Gadon's upcoming Western film, Flint?

>>149818876
not me i'm not

I dont watch movies

>>149818876
damn even i hate the wall now

>>149818876
only if it's an interracial porn movie

>>149819204
it is interracial (WFJM)

Stop us if you can

None of you lot better ever use this horrid Americanism ever again.

bonza

>>149819893
very cringe post tbqhdesu

Do Aussies go to East Timor?

>>149816712
>trendy
played out years ago you neek

doing a poo (in my flat)

just scrubbed the toilet bowl for the first time, clean of the last few traces of nick caves music compared to Cameron winters
seminal moment

mundane bloviating

I'm going bald but not insecure or vain about it. I'm sure every /cric/sman is similarly mature and not so superficial as to seek hair restoration procedures.

are you shaving it or doing a Trevor from GTA like a real man?

>>149820204
I'm growing a beard to cope m8

mums got the keys to the pad today while I toil

mums being an annoying cunt like always

haha that is such a mum thing to do

>>149815817
I don’t know why they have to be “regional groups” with same with the current format, why don’t they just randomly selected the groups?

Either have the T20 blast as three groups of six with 10 games minimum each where most of the games are played within the hundreds spot. Or have it a a league with two divisions with promotion and relegation and play throughout the season (but they would want to keep a finals day)

alri' lad

>McDonald: 'Really difficult' to make judgements after WI Tests
really? finding it quite easy myself

>>149818612
OMG
M
G

*ctrl+s*
YOINK!
tabla x

tummy hurts
may need to call in sick (on the taxpayer's dime) : (

Thinking about mortgages

>>149820590
Counties and fans will want to maintain their regional rivalries (e.g., Roses derby, Pears vs Bears), as those are the big money makers.

Think that'd be a north group (Durham, Yorkshire, Lancashire, Derbyshire, Nottinghamshire, Leicestershire), a middul/SW group (Pears, Bears, Northants, Gloucestershire, Glamorgan, Somerset), and a Southeast group (Essex, Middlesex, Surrey, Kent, Hampshire, Sussex). That feels about right in terms of quality in each group, although maybe the north one is a little stronger

Ruminating on leaseholds

>>149820765
>dime
FOY

>>149820807
I get the regional rivalries excuse but I think one of the problems is it makes it rather boring, having the same opposition year in year out and most of these counties face each other in the championship and the one day cup anyway. I would rather the teams were drawn after being potted based on the previous seasons result, similar to how it is for football tournament draws.

Could it work?

>North group
Durham
Scotland
Yorkshire
Lancashire
Northern minor counties XI
Denmark

>West group
Pears
Bears
Glamorgan
Gloucestershire
Somerset
Ireland

>East group
Nottinghamshire
Derbyshire
Leicestershire
Northants
Midlands minor counties XI
Netherlands

>South group
Surrey
Essex
Hampshire
Middlesex
Sussex
Southern minor counties XI

>>149820875
Yeah I see what you mean. I guess extra arguments against your idea is that regional scheduling makes it easier for fans to attend away fixtures and reduces some of the travel burden on the players, but I do take your point that the current set-up means certain counties barely ever play each other, which is a shame

Obviously, the solution is to simply axe the H*ndred and all these issues get solved without the need to keep fucking around with the tournament structure and scheduling, but no chance of that happening any time soon, sadly

Today's mission:
Transfer wealth from my boss to the freeholder of my flat

the Benson's bed has arrived

imagine having to furnish somewhere you are renting
i've never done that but the idea is absolutely grim

he's buying the furniture just so he can say he owns something kek sad

im feeling hella silly fellas

my bed frame came from the side of the road, an iconic Ikea Tarva

i own the flat

You should put up Zachys rent just for the lols. Then say you need an extra £1k on top of the service charge for ‘Demagnetising the guttering throughout the demesne’. He won’t have the minerals to challenge

Reminder that The Open is on right now
Its good to support European golf because they've lost the golf culture war heavily to America

the ground rent is 150gbp a year fixed
and the billed for extra repairs stuff is a bit of a meme
there's plenty in the kitty from the basic service charge (about 1k a year which is pretty good), and the building is really young and in good nick anyways

as if generally when you move into a house you haven't got to spend thousands on work yourself anyways

when is the housewarming party lad? happy to bring the Dua tunes

>>149821277
The property management company will increase the service charge above inflation every year btw

>>149821207
this is great news for /cric/ seeing as golf is our second sport (some may even argue that it's our first sport)

yeah I'm thinking bard's restructuring of county cricket chat is slightly more relevant than spaccy's rented flat chat in terms of a cricketing general tbqgwy

cricket is just golf with extra steps

That’s why you get a good surveyor and deduct the cost of any needed repairs from the offer - late in the process of course so the seller has no choice but to accept.
When you rent they have you over a barrel

>>149821440
Imagine what sort of transformations we could achieve if the ECB just had the good sense to sack Rob Key and appoint me in his stead

Mad how £35k is considered a relatively good salary in the UK but way below poverty tier in the US, even though the cost of living is actually lower over there

what if someone ate rob key

Britain is a poor country with a wealthy city state attached. That’s why the Scots saw sense - without the subsidies they’d be Latvia tier.
Thoughever US is the richest country apart from meme tax havens like Luxembourg or Ireland so not the best comparison.
This is why so many people have tried to eat Rob Key: poverty and desperation. But Rob always ends up eating them first. When he has absorbed enough power, he will challenge Mike Gatting

jesus /nrl/ is a shitshow tonight

go to some actually povvo tier US states and compare them to here and you'll change your tune quick
cost of living is actually very high in US, especially for taxes
rent is ridiculous here but it's also the case in big cities in the US too

>>149821769
especially for groceries* and stuff, no idea why I typed taxes haha

>Voting age to be lowered to 16 across UK by next general election
grim

>>149821777
GOTTEM
hahaa

>>149821809
wonder if the same people who accused tories of manipulating votes by requiring ID to vote will pipe up now

Had to give one of my team the bad news that she won't be getting a payrise this year
She's arguably my favourite and would be definitely be missed, but unfortunately she does a job the execs see as easily replaceable

>>149821440
it's not rented I've bought it
literally all my peers own flats you sperg
no hardly any neeks with a house

/cric/ sperging out about something as normal as owning a flat

think it's because most are still renting and are seething

If you aren’t doing some basic bitch job you can get much higher salaries in US.
We can cope about muh cost of living but in the whole you’d have a better life style

>>149821809
>>149821843
>>>/pol/ you boring samefagger

>>149821924
yep

>>149821198
kekkkKkkk

>>149821012
MANY such cases¡
SAD!

and unsurprisingly England got another points deduction for slow over-rates. Despite all the crying about bindian time-wasting tactics, which maybe true, spazball takes far too long to bowl overs, if they don’t want them then maybe they should actually just bowl instead of Stokes moving the field every two balls.

>>149821809
Zoomers are all fascists now so remigration is inevitable
No more Archer, Stokes, Carse or Bashir for England, I'm afraid

>>149821851
Not even an automatic adjustment in line with inflation?

>>149822016
Nothing man. Absolutely brutal from the business.
Taken note of this for my future involvements with the company.

>that guy still banging about the England India test
was like an age ago mate move on haha

>>149822029
Are you getting a pay rise yoursen?

ok, something more recent
imagine getting out for 27. losing all 10 for just 27 haha that's actually pathetic. surely this must be some sort of record?

>>149822038
Mine comes up in a few months.
Shall be pushing for one, not because I feel I deserve one (I have been known to rort a bit), but because my image at the company is still decent and I want more money.

>>149821851
>>149822029
It's only fair. These people may talk about struggling on their salary, but have they ever thought about how the business may be struggling too? A little empathy of job creators goes a long way.

Wait til this guy hears about the team who were all out for 26

bard complains about the salary he's leeching off the humble taxpayer and then posts on /cric/ for 80% of his ''''working'''' day

Hope Pears vs Notts goes ahead tonight
Hope it pisses it down thereafter so that my game on Saturday gets cancelled, because we'll get bloody battered

>>149822091
Most of my /cric/ posting is done when they force me to attend staff calls (2-3 hrs per day, except on Fridays), of which maybe 5 minutes is actually relevant to me (and could be easily summarised in an email instead)

>meet civil servant
>say 'I pay your wages'
>they seethe uncontrollably
haha

Personally I believe in they should allow fire at will employment in this country. I know our Great British workforce is hungry to seek out that competitive edge to drive productivity to its limits. I for one would relish the competition, as well as the darwinian thrill of putting someone else out of the job.

>>149822126
Don't think I've ever met any civil servant (or public sector worker more generally) who would care about that at all
It's an obvious statement of fact that the jobs are taxpayer funded (although it's unlikely that your contributions amount to much, given your salary)

>>149822145
Agreed
If everybody was a freelance chad and had to compete for and justify every hour they worked, productivity would be transformed
The weak must make way for the strong

>>149822145
>>149822154
Vikram is happy to work 50 hours a week for minimum wage, the company would prefer him over the likes of you.

Very very based takes.
You'd need to end welfare though. Too many employment rorters would just turn to welfare rorting instead.
>>149822168
Why aren't they doing this now?

>>149822154
>although it's unlikely that your contributions amount to much, given your salary
no need for this mate. was a bit rude 2bh

>>149822172
They are

>>149822184
Okay. So then how is it relevant to the conversation?

>>149822192
Such employees would be preferred over the likes of /cric/ketsmen under this highly unregulated laissez-faire work paradigm.

We badly need American business practice in this country, especially hire and fire. Would solve a lot of our problems. Hiring people is such a fucking faff. And once someone’s in six months you have to keep them in perpetuity. We moan about the public sector but most private firms are just as bad when it comes to inefficiency and waste, and the lazy mindset is not restricted to civil servants.
The net result is we just get poorer and poorer
Not even going to start on Rachel Reeves and her stupid NI hike

>The Indian team in your company that only hires Indians
I've found they often have a strange obsession with their internal hierarchy. Calling your boss "Sir" is fucking strange in current year.

Andre Russell is retiring lads
was a ridiculously talented player, 90mph bowler who could hit it miles - shame he focused on non-cricket

who?

Andre Russell

Dre Russ

>>149822269
Still gutted I was dropped from the 1s the week my side played his when he was playing club cricket here as an 18yo

Finished with a pretty ridiculous average for both bowling and batting, unsurprisingly

At my club they still tell the story about when some racialist from another team called Dre Russ a nigger after he got hit by a short ball
Had taken 0-10 at that point but took 8-1 afterwards, or something like that anyway

If 16yo me had played him?
Dre would have learned the meaning of a forceful front foot cut, that's for sure

Wow another week gone, just like that

dadberg's fallen asleep watching hospital "reality" slop again

business idea: franchise test cricket

>>149822681
uhhh this is genius?
whats the drawback i'm missing?

>>149822695
You'll have to sit in meetings for hours trying to convince boomers that bright neon uniforms are the way forward

where's second class cricket
where's List B cricket
answer these these questions for a prize

Any Sussexman in?

...yh

Just checked Dre Russ's 2010 averages in Worcs Div 1
70.36 with the bat, 10.11 with the ball
Pretty solid

Just made a sarcastic comment in anger to my manager on the team call
Feel a bit bad about it now because she was trying to be nice

yeah sure you did neek

only one weak song on heavy metal

the narcisstic neek can't stop fibbing
too scared to phone an estate agent but somehow grows a pair when talking to his manager. yeah sure

>>149822955
zachy on Thursday and Friday. he's a weekend welshie weakling and from yorkshire on the other days. supports all 3 teams in county like a complete plastic as well kek

I support Sussex only
certainly not rorkeshire

is zachy playing the tough guy again?

if you own a flat in yorkshire you'd support them but I suppose it's a bit different renting. not really 'from there' as such when you're a tenant

if he was a time-travelling surgeon who rented he'd be david tenant iykwim haha

>>149823081
when you play 85mph bowling you can barely see it but it actually hurts your hands if you manage to block it out
mad how Russell was probably jogging in at 80mph and got these numbers

bard be like "time to spend the next bank holiday weekend reading through the entirety of these T&Cs before i send for Pen #73 and sign my full name and favourite colour at the bottom of the document"

yeah, the step up from 130kmh to 140kmh is pretty significant in terms of perceived pace. once you get above 145kmh youre relying heavily on instinct built from years of batting.
I faced 160 on the bowling machine (full outside off) and you really have little hope - facing some Brett Lee chin music must be up there in terms of sports danger

>>149823395
People who faced him said he was bowling late 80mphs even at that age, but it's not like there was a speedo at the grounds so it's difficult to say if that's true

Team I'm against on Saturday has an 80mph+ bowler apparently (again, difficult to know if that's true) - only ever faced one bowler that quick before

>>149823395
>barely
doubt you're that good. you pretty much can't see 85mph if you're a standard village cricketer. the better batsmen could probably survive 80-82 I reckon but nobody really knows the speeds. doubt most people will encounter 80 often until they get to pro level (simply don't believe the above post)

>>149823333
meds then bed

>>149823477
Fastest you faced in club/grade cricket?

>>149823548
I survived three balls against the guy who bowled 80-85mph (two runs off the edge, two play and miss) before getting out to the 60mph shitter at the other end
Does that make me one of the better batsmen?

millions own and live in flats and they all own them

>>149823373
i have an word for you "tenet"

the millions of people who own and live in flats don't really own them

I can sell it and I will receive its value but I don't own it

>>149823607
spoiler that shit cunt
bell st maccas in 15 minutes champ

>>149823583
I dont think I ever faced a ball in real cricket that would've been faster than 140-142kmh
few bowlers who were consistently above and around 135 like lachie ferguson and ed nuttall (Canterbury bowler)
bit hard to say really because its all anecdotal and hard to compare with a bowling machine (because it always feels quicker in the nets)

>140-142kmh

oddly specific

>>149823709
Reckon it feels quicker in the nets cos it gets higher bounce than on a grass track?
Was wondering that myself yesterday as some 65mph shitter bowled a bouncer above my head

>>149823768
potentially a little of that
I've always put it down to some schizo theory about feeling enclosed in the net, trapped at the bowlers mercy

>>149823786
There might be some truth in that desu
Fancy a game for our 2s on thweekend?

Never had proper speed guns at the levels I’ve played. But when you know, you know. The difference between a fun challenge and not seeing it and realising that you inadvertently backed off to square leg without even realising you were doing it. Brain just nopes on out of there.
Good bit in Trescothick’s biog about teaching him to play faster bowling. Because his hand eye coordination was absolute god tier he’d never had to think about it, could hit anything - until he got to the higher levels and the pace found him out.

>>149823922
cant lad, got bouldering

mum found the vaporeon plushie

>>149823982
Do *you* want a game for our 2s this weekend?

>>149823991
ffs

>>149823982
I'd be curious to face faster bowling more often desu, because you're right that a lot of it comes down to instincts and hand-eye coordination
Best shot I ever played was a cover drive for 4 against an Aussie overseas, but I didn't really have to think about it
Put me up against some 55mph shitter bowling straight and a good length and I have no idea what to do with it

>>149823982
I think you just have to accept your fate, like really come to peace with the idea you could and likely will get hurt
theres really not much you can do if youre out of your depth though, can be quite an embarrassing experience

>not much you can do if youre out of your depth though

You can tell anybody who will listen that the pitch is complete shit and kept stupidly low / reared up off a length (delete as appropriate depending on nature of dismissal)

Always worked for me

Never wore a thigh pad when batting
Just feels too restrictive
Wonder if I should give it another try

>>149824282
I left one that hit middle and off halfway up, pretty much a perfect half volley because I just didnt pick it up properly lol

>>149824297
gotta use this style if you can, those big slab of wood single thighpads are shit

>>149824309
You've not quite got the hang of this la
I think you'll find that you got bowled by a rank half tracker that basically rolled after pitching and Steve Waugh himself wouldn't have been able to play it

>>149824327
Yeah I think you're right desu, the shit I've tried reduces my mobility too much, but ones like that seem a lot better

if you were getting real serious youd buy one of those really small arm guards from that company mark chapman started
fucking all the pros have them but I don't think theyre even for sale in stores
https://escusports.com/collections/adults-wristguard/products/wrist-guard-senior

It must be similar with boxers. They must sometimes discover in the first seconds of round one that the other guy is too good.
But cricket is unique that it puts up shitters against the elite. The boxing equivalent of Chris Martin didn’t have to fight Mike Tyson

>>149824565
hadn't thought of it like that before, youre so right

>>149824450
wrist guards are for bowlers

>>149824869
sure if youre not facing proper pace but you can have your forearm broken if hit badly by a quick bowler

>>149824869
keep an eye out for these armguards, they look a lot like big sweatbands that theyre easy to miss
everyones wearing them

I would genuinely kill myself if I had to try and survive on £35k

I think I might be rooting for monkbro

honestly have no idea who bard and zachy are, have no idea how you people manage to identify their posts and im not interested in finding out

>>149825659
no but steven nsa iykwim haha

as far as posters go you're not the best, micksperg

>>149824933
kek this bowler mentality just block the ball with your bat
>>149824962
how do you know they are just sweatbands?

Bard and Zachy are gestalt entities summoned and maintained by the collective neuroses of /cric/. Remember that Red Dwarf episode when Rimmer is on a planet where everyone is Rimmer?
In a way anon, you are Zachy

Currently watching my beloved Pearsmen in the T20 Vitality Blast for the last time in 2025

not cricket sorry mate stay on topic

This Isaac Mohammed fella can hit a long ball, fair play to him

Just put through 29 days of annual leave between August and November and then quickly logged off before my manager can ask me about them

coward

Where cricket?

>>149826514
New Road, Worcester, Worcestershire

mum has sorted the place out

I thought Worcestershire split up after Hick retired. Are they still going?

sinking a shipyard with mum in the pub

>>149826603
Yes but we all long for the glory days of Hick and Moody again

Interesting that Hick's son never expressed any interest in the game whatsoever
Don't think he ever played for any of the local sides or his school team

Worcestershire have never produced a cricketer who was successful in tests for England. Ali is probably the closest example. dire county that should be disbanded desu

isn't really that interesting

>>149826324
but you have heard of me iykwim haha

>>149826665
Basil D'Oliveira was successful for England
Peter Richardson was famously underutilised in the 1950s and 1960s
Hick was good for England even if he didn't live up to county form
Norman Gifford is probably England's second best spinner of all time
Josh Tongue is the man Jofra Archer one day hopes to be

>>149826514
cricket died ever since >us aussies beat the poms over 100 years ago mate

Guy I used to play cricket with just got married and he's now got a double-barrelled surname with his missus's surname coming first

My respect for him as a man just fucking plummeted

>31 batting avg
>good

>>149826841
ngl (not gonna lie) I thought the average was at least 36

Yeah 31 is shit for a man of Hick's considerable talent, I take it back

Hick and Ramps were the strangest pair.
Has anyone ever got to the bottom of it?

Ethan Brookes should be in England's T20 side
A prodigious talent

>>149827192
Mossad were involved but I'm not at liberty to expand further

Lost my way

>>149827192
mental midgets
also both of them had quite dodgy techniques against really fast bowlers tbdesu

yeah that's right mate, you seem to have ended up in /cric/
do us all the needful and YFO yourself

zachy is at liberty to expand further iykwim haha (he's a fat fuck and getting fatter)

>>149827620
I will fist you to submission

Pears absolutely cantering to a win ere
2 little 2 l8 in terms of our T20 Vitality Blast campaign for 2025 thoughever

>>149827752
May have spoke too soon

Remember around the time Ramps was doing the dancing shit someone asked Atherton something like how come he managed to score more test runs than someone with much more talent like Ramps and Hick and Atherton deadpanning back ‘because I had more talent than them’

>>149827690
my body is unironically Athenian you fat neek

the athenian in question

Athens is full of fat sweaty turks. Nothing will convince me that greeks are white

sitting in the flat I own pondering my next move

wtf zachy's mum posts on /cric/ now too?

gonna be 700 quid to tarqify the blinds apparently

the shivnarine scranderpaul

I’ve been giving this some thought for the last few weeks, and tonight in particular it felt properly appropriate, because that anon is right. I can, and have (to the best of my knowledge), been making positive changes in my life to shake off the depression that has been coming and going for the last two years, but how could I ever have made a full positive change if I hadn’t made the most fucking obvious one - stopping coming here.

I am resigning from posting on /cric/. And 4chan, completely. For those who say it’s impossible to leave, ask the people from /mu/ that I left abruptly one day when I had had enough. It’s been nearly two years since I first came to this part of 4chan, during Brendon McCullum’s 302 against India, and almost one year to the day that the infamous Autistic Memespouter first noted my presence here. It’s been a ridiculous year, since that day, starting with people not having a clue who I was and shaping me up to be the next goose, before the dox, and everything shifting towards my personal life. It’s weird, up until the dox, most of my friends, including Ivana and Hugh, knew about it, because it was totally hilarious, but as soon as it became about them I stopped telling them. Still surprised no one ever found out. Maybe in a few years I’ll pull this back out and laugh.

In a way this place has helped me a lot, because in times of serious darkness I could still find companionship and happiness here, but in many others it is toxic. I’ve almost completely become desensitised to personal attacks. There have been some (You)s that I have received that could honestly drive a man to suicide. Really horrific, personal, disgusting attacks from disgusting, bitter people that somehow I just shrugged off as “banter”. A softer man would have killed himself, and I am not exaggerating. The fact that I can honestly read some of these posts about me and my life without feeling anything is incredibly dangerous.

The “no friends” thing that I’ve been talking about has always been a bit of an exaggeration - there are four friends I’ve had for this whole duration, none of which you have found out about, but at many points they grew distant due to disconnection. At times I didn’t feel comfortable talking to them about my feelings, and with the exception of one who is in my band, I would frequently go months without talking to them. They all had their own girlfriends and own lives and didn’t have time for my shit, so I had no one to vent to. I guess that’s why 4chan is so great, because I could vent to you guys. I will say this right now that some of you know more about my personal life and thoughts than any of those friends, just because I had no fear in telling you guys. When you tell someone who you have a positive relationship with that you’re struggling with depression, they immediately see you totally differently, and the positive relationship could disappear.

I did eventually, in mid-December, tell one of these friends about my depression, a guy who coincidentally is studying mental health as a degree. That was coincidentally the week where everything looked up a bit. You guys may mock me for cheating my way into this job, and you’d be fucking right, but sometimes it’s just what you need. A shitty, undeserved chance to get better. That same day was the one when I asked not one but two girls out, something I had never properly done in my life. Call it cliche but that was just a small gift of the universe to pull me out, and I’m going to try and use it to get out for good. I didn’t deserve that job, but I’m not going to waste it.

I do honestly believe I’m going up in life, to the point in which you guys telling me I’m still depressed has motivated me to make this move, because you’re wrong. Yeah, it’s a cunt move to be ignoring Ivana like this but what I’m hoping is that by the time I get back to uni I’ll be fully better, and I’ll be able to form a less toxic relationship with her. So I need to properly make changes to my life. I’m quitting my shitty music blog and joining a real website. I’m working two jobs, my band is playing shows. I’m going to make more friends and stop being a judgemental cunt. And finally, I’m leaving this place. I love it, and I hate it. But as everyone who comes here knows, it is not a place that a mentally sound person resides. It’s why everyone knows that Reality Christ isn’t real, because if he was actually that great, he wouldn’t be here. Anyone who pretends they are okay whilst posting on 4chan is kidding themselves. And so to be truly okay, I have to let go of this place. It saddens me, because I do enjoy talking about cricket here, but my plan is to get some real friends to talk about cricket with.

I’ve had some great times here, of course, although “great times on 4chan” sounds a bit depressing. I honestly don’t think I’ve had to contain laughter as much as that time we raided /mu/ at 2am, and other classic moments like the reveal that NotGoose was a redditor and 60 all out were classic.

Statsautist, I know some of the things you’ve said about me. I know that you are afraid of ever meeting me because I will be able to use those things against you. I won’t. You are evidently just as troubled as me, and if you’ve convinced yourself that you aren’t then I really feel bad for you. Same goes for Krazykrezja. You occasionally seem like a cool guy but then I remember that you’re like 27 and on 4chan. Autistic Memespouter, I don’t know who you are. There was a point in which I tried really hard to find out but I’ve stopped caring. I hope you do something worthwhile. Reality Christ, stay based. We all know you’re bullshitting but I seriously admire the effort behind your art, and what fine art it is.

To anyone else from here who wants to keep in contact, you know how to reach me. I will not dox you, no matter who you are. I have the identities of four /cric/ posters who have not been doxxed and they have been completely safe, because I’m not a cunt. Even statscunt and krazykrezja, as much as their revealing would be glorious. I’ll be at most of the Auckland games this year, and am always keen for a pint down at /The Fox/ and a bit of banter. Trinibro and Pak weeb and the britbong posters, you guys are all cool, sorry if us southerners shat everywhere. I hope you guys don’t hate me, but you probably do.

>>149823477
>youre relying heavily on instinct built from years of batting
this is correct. I've read the pros have an idea of the length before the bowler releases and decide their shot during the first 3m of the ball's flight. It's then on autopilot or with a late adjustment like opening the face for the really good ones (international level players).

>>149823583
>the guy who bowled 80-85mph
proofs?
also 'front foot cuts' aren't in the manual because you can't really play them to bowling of this pace, unless it's a fluke edge or whatever

>it was much too quick for me so must have been 80mph
narcissistic neek at it again

And lastly, I’d like to make a confession, which a couple of people have worked out. I know absolutely nothing about cricket. I loved it when I was a kid, to near autistic levels, but from the years of 2006 through to 2014 I did not watch a single game. I decided last year that I should start watching cricket again because my life had become too music-centric, in that everything about my personality had something to do with music. It was originally supposed to be just a side thing, that I just started following it again like normies do with most sports, but after the doxxing I got sucked in. My entire life became cricket because I was lonely and needed conversation and that was all I could get. The Durham meme? The “Daniel knows everything about cricket” shit? Absolute tosh. Even in my exile from the game, I played Cricket Captain for a bit, and Durham was my team, but nothing more than that. I am a true filthy fucking casual, and that’s totally okay. Because having more cricket knowledge is not something you should be proud of. I’m not really proud of the mass of knowledge I’ve gained this year whilst pretending to not be a casual.

Good night.

>>149828966
No proofs available, admittedly
The game was played in a field somewhere in Herefordshire and there was no speed measuring equipment available
The guy was an overseas kiwi who was playing the Canterbury U19 side but doesn't seem to have ever made it pro

rightful welshful clay along with Neekstershire

I do often think my part of west England is spiritually Welsh
My school had an eisteddfod, after all
I'm more Welsh than certain man, that's for sure
Only thing that prevents this area from being actually Welsh is that the people here actually have a degree of education, sophistication, and class

>the most direish man in existence
>welsh
no even certain man is more welsh than you (and he's like 0.00001% welsh, spiritually - but 100% in terms of the weak genetics)

Chris Martin mentioned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYevS0EHJpU

>>149828909
>>149828928
>>149828928
>>149828950
>>149828965
>>149829038
you alri fella¿
wish you the best x

>>149826347
smeg me arse¡ another red dwarf aficionado!!

>>149826347
>Bard and Zachy
pro-tip:same dude ;))

They're all Britzo

>>149831825
Just like the two Irish posters

>>149826766
Dolly wasn’t a product of Worcs though, he was already in his 30s when he got his contract with them. Hick had already played a FC game for Zimbabwe before playing for Worcs.

>>149829963
I'm naturally strong and much stronger than you fatty

lmao shameless bard trying to claim mercenaries. beggars can't be choosers I suppose but this just means Worcs has been even worse than I thought

late to some of the earlier discussion but about the body protection stuff, I always hated wearing anything other than the bare minimum pads, gloves, box and helmet, would not be able to bear anything else. If your getting hit in the thigh or body a lot then it’s a skill issue.

I’d have preferred without a helmet if i could.

>I'm naturally strong
>arms - 404: not found

>>149831952
>Throws a beamer

>>149831862
>>149831859
...yh

Saw an old copy of the cricketer once from the mid-60s and there was talking about Worcestershires championship wins and the article was about the home grown players of which there was only two or three in the side.

you know things are bad when the second 'elite' player you can name comes with the tagline 'famously underutilised' KEK

>>149827484
looking good mate

just a handful of days to go till the next criccy, fallas¡!

>>149832163
ummmm actually there's criccy on in just under 12 hours

>>149832206
o rly¿?? x

Hurling all-Ireland on Sunday la. Cork vs Tipperary

>>149832449
third best to murali and kumble
rip x

really strong smell of poo in here

tmi..wash yer arse fella ewwww

Test Team of the Decade
Batting position Player Team Role
Opener Alastair Cook England Batsman
David Warner Australia Batsman
Number 3 Kane Williamson New Zealand Batsman
Number 4 Virat Kohli India Batsman / Captain
Number 5 Steve Smith Australia Batsman
Number 6 Kumar Sangakkara Sri Lanka Batsman / (wk)
Number 7 Ben Stokes England All-rounder
Number 8 Ravichandran Ashwin India All-rounder
Number 9 Dale Steyn South Africa Bowler
Number 10 Stuart Broad England Bowler
Number 11 James Anderson England Bowler

>>149832614
GONE GOTTEM

>>149832746
x

>>149828966
>the pros have an idea of the length before the bowler releases
yeah you can pick up the length before the balls released by watching the release. its minor differences, but shorter balls are released later and it gives you an extra few ms to decide a course of action
I think this is why bumrash is so deadly, the different release point is so alien (malinga would've been even worse to face)

/ourboy/ is getting a run finally

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DMOixKHzNvD/

>>149833027
both chuckers

Just woke up

Coming to the end of my tether

>ashes starts in 4 months
where does the fucking time go

In a perfect world it would be good to have solace during the day and good company in the evening.

Not your personal blog

/cric/ is my toilet
blogposting is my excrement

dont understand that one brits 'mick of shitting himself then announcing it every thread he's in. maybe I'm just out of touch with the culture.

I cannot recall any such posts in recent memory

I have been trying to join in and play cricket with the guys at the park on Thursdays but they aren’t very welcoming and get really mad when I cant hit the ball but I play the field really well

t. bard

your fielding was superb, and you are so ripped

>specialist fielder
no such thing

my flat is actually peng

don't have Internet yet but will obviously be using mobile hotspot rather than going into office today

>ctrl+f
>"flat"
>24 results
this needs to stop

could be referring to flat wickets

or Sarah gadon

>my flat
>my
>/mʌJ/
>1. belonging to or associated with the speaker.
>"my name is John"

hmm

>associated
he's living there which lets him say 'my' (even though he didn't buy it)

good match yesterday for Sussex

t. klaus schwab

>>149834750
get in

there’s t20 cricket on tonight

Think Bard might be a manlet as he keeps going on about his favourite shot as the “front foot cut” but surely a cut shot is for wide short pitch deliveries. all the talk of it implies he’s facing a lot of short bowling, maybe the bowlers aren’t adjusting their pitch to his height.

I wouldn't be surprised if he's unironically 5' 9'' but has found a way to delude himself into think he is 4 inches or so taller

perceived height is incredibly inflated
people think im 5'11 but im 5'8 (and a half)

I'm bang on 5 11 (measured at last work medical)

we're a Brian Lara International Cricket 2005 general
what a game it was lads

5'10 is the protag height tbqhwy

What is cricket?

6 ft in solovairs
7 inches fraudulently bone-pressed

>>149834883
we'll get it on at mine during the homewarming

>work medical
what job does this in the UK

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14916991/BBC-MasterChef-John-Torode-N-word-singing-Kanye-West-song.html

Wonder which song it was

bone pressing is fine and completely legitimate

already made the flat I own feel like a more livable place after a week than the place I rented did after 3 years
it really is a different psychology

>>149835296
fat cunt detected

>Buttler and Anderson are Lancashire's best players
absolute state of county shitcket

>>149835395
just tell us what you did instead of fishing for replies cunt

>>149835103
"nigga heil"
>>149835420
what happened to Tom Hartley? Also on paper the batting looks strong with Jennings, Wells and Bohannon but somehow got relegated and then Jennings batting went to shit when given the captaincy.

>>149835485
can't be that as that song is new

>>149835453
just ignore him and maybe do the thing your not allowed to mention.

>two of the world's top international players in recent years are also the best players for their county

wow, how shocking

>>149834849
I'm 6"1

>>149831867
Dolly didn't have any domestic team before Worcs, we made him into the player he was
Similar with Hick, don't really care if he turned out for some non-country as a kid, we turned him into the player he became through his 25 years at the club

>>149835518
they're both like 40

brothers put an offer in on a based leasehold flat as well

>>149835561
Buttler is 34, which is within peak years for a batmsan
Old manderson is admittedly almost 43 but he's a freak who was still returning elite Test figures right up until his forced retirement last year, so obviously he'll still be good at county level

mummy bowen very generous these days
ask her if I can borrow a tenner mate

hungry lads

Bard has long levers

>>149835618
This actual has been said about me a few times this season, but usually in relation to my fielding
Limbs stretching out in all directions to prevent the ball from making it past short cover

>>149835543
>6" 1'
Actually after I posted that I remembered the south america photos where you didn't look that short.
>Dolly didn't have any domestic team before Worcs, we made him into the player he was
Sorry but this isn't the case, he was already known as a very good cricketer in the Cape Coloured leagues, had captained the non-white SA national side and it was a concerted effort on a group lead by John Arlott, the old TMS commentator, to get him to England and he had already played as a pro in the Lancashire League for several seasons before playing for Worcester by which point he was already in his mid-30s.

>>149835618
good for bouldering that

>photos
bard only posted on photo where he was crouched down and just happened to '''''find''''' a Worcs flag up a mountain in Chile and certainly didn't place it there himself

>>149835680
I genuinely am 6"1, and that's a real measurement instead of a "inflate it by a couple of inches to impress women" measurement (very common among blokes)

I will contend the point on Dolly and admit I don't know a massive amount of Pears' history prior to when I first started attending in around 1996 as a 4 year old

We've always been a comfy small county with few international players and that's ok, it makes it all the more meaningful when we do actually produce an international talent (although the only one of those I can think of who's actually from Worcestershire itself is Josh Tongue, nobody else local has made it to England for decades, as far as I know)

>>149835706
In a salt flat in Bolivia rather than a mountain in Chile desu
And I didn't bring it with me, I was just as surprised as you to find it there
Would like to do a trip to Chilean and Argentinian Patagonia at some point because I hear it's stunning, but it's also quite expensive apparently

technically I have a garden in the communal area outside
a smallish patch of grass
I could in theory get a deck chair out and start sucking a designer cider but not sure how well that would go down

Any cricket on?

>>149835776
Yeah there's an intriguing round of T20 fixtures tonight
Need unlikely wins for Derbyshire and Yorkshire so that the Pearsmen can sneak through

kek everytime someone mentions that photo I remember that Aus anon who came up with a theory that bard never really went to South America. was a weird gimmick that one

>>149835785
unfortunately T20 is only a step above T10 (which is a step above The Hundred) on the cricketing ladder
shan't

You might want to check your lease. Some landlords don’t allow the consumption of alcohol on the premises

maybe in Donedon

just got some Fatboy Friday treats in from a bougie cafe across the road

>seethes about donedon
>visits donedon multiple times a year
>buys a donedon tier flat in york with a little srub of grass that he calls a garden

>buys a donedon tier flat in york with a little srub of grass that he calls a garden
grow a sense of humor sperg

snacky bowen at it again
loves to turn into seaside mark at the end of the week
at least none of it goes to his arms haha

that was a typo of sorts I know it's humour no need to foy me

lmao was just cooking up an FOY post lad (unironically). shall let it slide this time

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yeah not true like you with your grotesque undefined bingo wings
everyones fat distribution is different

I have done the needful

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>>149835974
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>>149835974

wonder when they will at least trim down the working day a bit to at least make it slightly more humane