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total norge domination

>>149810437
In my dreams

Will this be Norway's redemption arc?

>>149812076
1000 L of Tuva Milk please

the odds for this cup are all fucked up except for Spain
Norway got Reiten Cabeçuda, Hansen, the female Ronaldinho, Hagberg, ENGEN but the bookies put Italy as favorites
I watched the Italy games and they were fucking ass, Spain created enough chances for 6, 7 goals
Norway ML @ 2,9
Norway to go through @ 2

>>149812401
I think England, Sweden and France have a good shot of winning the tournament. But with Spain above them all yeah.

>>149810437
We should really keep our expectations low, no need to get our hopes- JUST KIDDING WE'RE WINNING THE WEUROS BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>149812467
But on paper isnt Norway much better than Italy? How are the pasta girls favorites? Probably another gimmick of the bookies

>>149812990
I would say Norway is better than Italy yeah. Norway don't seem to be as consistent though.

>>149812589
We won /cyc/ earier today so it is destined.

>>149812076
mmmmmmm guromilk...

>>149812990
Norway are perennial underachievers

>>149812990
Norway didn't play well in the group stage. They have a great team but didn't look like it.

According to my personal spies this is the team we'll use tonight:

Cecilie Fiskerstrand

Thea Bjelde, Maren Mjelde, Tuva Hansen, Guro Reiten

Lisa Naalsund, Ingrid Syrstad Engen, Frida Maanum

Caroline Graham Hansen, Ada Hegerberg, Signe Gaupset

Not bad at all. Guro on left back is kinda sus, but otherwise good

Will /OurDyke/ play today?

>>149813475
Almost definitely

>>149813475
Imagine a black bull taking his virginity

The pain and placer...i would pay to see that.

Manuela confirmed

GOATset save us!

>gurp leftback over woldvik
alri

>>149810437
what are they whispering about?!

how many today?

>>149814522
She's a handsome woman.

>>149814522
One missed penalty

Is Haaland playing?

who is Engen dating currently?
Surely not an Italian?

>>149814522
ada melk?

time for tight tummies and thighs

>manager with crooked tooth
soul

I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN

FRATELLI D'ITALIA

Hello who should i support?

most passionate players anthem singing ive seen
based italian birds

The Italian anthem is kino

based camerman

can pick out which norwegian players descend from stolen irish and english girls with 100% accuracy

>>149814719
It's my personal favourite.

For me it's Salvai

>>149814744
It's Severini for me

>>149814744
For me it's the keeper

I love Bjelde so much. Corner!

I love both countries, but Norway has better kitties, I',m sorry Italia

The typography on the Norge jersey is really nice

>>149814716
Both teams played badly in the group stages, so pick whoever has better-looking players. The winner of this match will go out in the next round whatever happens.

i now remember euronics

I had no idea we've been having women's euro since 1984

GO ITALY

oof that was close
don't do that again pls

I can't handle this defense for 90+ minutes

Italy's manager, Andrea Soncin, looks like Jeffrey Epstein in disguise as Arne Slot.

>>149814814
Only 4 teams entered for about the first 10 years.

what is that constant loudspeaker in the background about
sounds like the singing on the speakers from squid games

goatham goatsen

>>149814836
Bald fraud status?

We don't deserve Caro

gaupset...

>>149814898
rate that cross

the italian goalkeeper is my wife btw

Guro with the time to pick out long passes might be gold

Titset

Stream?

Gaupset is of stolen irish girl stock btw

Goddamn I sure do love women's legs I mean soccer

mama mia

i think i just saw girelli's pirogi

What the fuck, Bjelde

she fingered her

based fisherbeach

come on girls

how can norway consistently be the worst team in these competitions

We need a goal because we ain't keeping a clean sheet

>>149814937
>from Molde
probably true

proper italian dive

very red cheeks on the norge left winger. got a bit about her.

Most accurate Frida pass

Everything seems to be happening by chance.

norway need to get lucky with a cross

>>149814992
They try their best ok?!

accidentally made a post about italian tummys in /epl/ but luckily no one seemed to notice before it was deleted

excited guro is best guro

ref is done with Hegerbergs bullshit

GUUUUUURRR

>>149815054
We've all done it.

>>149815058
she's a bit of a psycho

FUCK OFF VAR

CHECK CLEARED

>>149815058

What does she want, a vax shot?

>>149815058
heh.

>>149815072
Why is Gurp so autistic?

I like Guro on left back

Is Gurp a lesbian too?

>>149815084
>i want a white captain's band, i don't go for this gay stuff

>>149815089

I wasn't paying attention and thought she scored a goal lel

got to be a penalty

NO ERA

>>149815098
Yes
Except when she's with me

Italy is just falling for our 'pretending to be retarded' act. Never fails

OUR LADS COULD DO IT, OUR SLAGS CAN DO IT

BEAT THOSE EYETIES

>>149815110

She missed the ball and kicked the defender.

Norway was ass in the group stage
they just happened to be put in by far the worst group

>>149815072
>last rep face

>>149815126
The defender didn't even flinch.

>>149815138
Naalsund is a big girl

we must have the least athletic looking manager in the tournament

>>149815147
For you.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

my bjelde :3

SHID

>>149815149
they said in the commentary your manager is an english ex player

she fell on her ass lol

we about to have a 120-minute 0-0 draw

>>149815170
mostly posture i guess
and unfortunate hips

>>149815185
My kind of match.

>>149815185
female players are usually dead tired after 120 min
i have only seen one penalty shootout for women and they could barely kick the ball
could be interesting

fanny kick?

Isn't the Gaupset fella a bit fat?

>>149814495
Pekka. He likes them.

UUUUUUUUU

cheeky

whew

blimey worth a try

>>149815242
stocky

>>149815226
Does she play for England?

>>149815242
boobs

>>149810374 (OP)
Why is norway so shit at this?

What's the dykeball equivalent of a semen slurping game?

Half time slags

Overall not bad, just mediocre. I'm feeling a bit antsy though, since Gaupset will only hold on for 80 minutes at the most. Naalsund best midfielder. Engen varies between great and shit (as usual) and Frida offers nothing. I would take out Maanum and Hegerfraud for Terland and Bizet

>0 minutes so far
its over isnt it

>>149815290
my wife

>>149815367
bro she aint there for the footy

which player is just there for the post-game orgy?

guro;)

>>149815438
They should do an ultimate surrender thing where the victors get to do losers

SCORE SAM FACKIN GOALS

child abuse

and there it is

booo

shit country

Fuck off Guro

>>149815488
lel

LASCIETEMI CANTOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>149815470
Thanks for listening.

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Uoh

>>149815302
Well?

>>149815474
Just a wholesome moment between father and son.

>>149815501
you too saw the uooohh?

>>149815502
They are braindead. Inbred genes.

woldvik would've stopped that

>>149815502
Oh, I'm sorry? Is the game over yet?

>>149815473
Do it for her

>>149815507
this is permanent dye btw

>>149815501
no

>>149815512
Pretty much. Ok, norway has 1% chance, that's nothing.

>norge
å nei nei nei nei
bare knulle opp min lort

Based lineslady

lmao what the fuck

Norway? More like Snoregay!

womens footy

>>149815518
in contrast to the permanent dykes on the pitch

>starts lifting shirt
>ruled out
NOT impressed ref

>>149815528
lmao

frauds exposed finally

>>149815550
A dyke is a female faggot

save us ingrid

A distinct lack of Italian flags up in here.

wew

>>149815536
>>149815058

>>149815566
only germanics are stupid enough to unironically watch women's football

Almost a goal for our top scorer, ms. own goal

WELL WELL WELL

BENULDY

me in the back

for what

NO ERA PENAL

>be consistently the worst team of the tournament
>get another lucky break

WELL WELL WELL

try hitting the goal this time ada

the italian did the talking with her hands thing

Bit harsh.

NO ERA

extremely based ref

Gas station of europe rigs it again

BOOOOOOOOOO

Wait, what? That's offside!

the infraction precedes the offside this had happened in an arsenal tottenham game 10 years back mustafi on kane

are women refs worse than actual refs usually?

OH NO NO NO NO NO

Oh no no no

WIDE RIGHT

Hegercukitni

are you genuinely fucking kidding me

>>149815591
WELL WELL WELL

So shit

Absolute state of the female race

washed hag

HUMILIATION RITUAL

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>149815618
>>149815620
>>149815622
Isch über

oh no no no

KWABERBERG KWABERBERG KWABERBERG KWABERBERG KWABERBERG KWABERBERG KWABERBERG KWABERBERG KWABERBERG KWABERBERG KWABERBERG KWABERBERG KWABERBERG KWABERBERG KWABERBERG KWABERBERG KWABERBERG KWABERBERG KWABERBERG KWABERBERG KWABERBERG KWABERBERG KWABERBERG KWABERBERG KWABERBERG KWABERBERG KWABERBERG KWABERBERG KWABERBERG KWABERBERG KWABERBERG KWABERBERG KWABERBERG KWABERBERG KWABERBERG KWABERBERG KWABERBERG KWABERBERG KWABERBERG KWABERBERG KWABERBERG KWABERBERG KWABERBERG KWABERBERG KWABERBERG KWABERBERG KWABERBERG KWABERBERG KWABERBERG KWABERBERG KWABERBERG KWABERBERG

>>149814579
>>149814579
>>149814579

You think she will be hazed in the locker room by the rest of the team after the match for missing this?

Snowniggerbros, it's over

This is fun

KWABerg

can't score if you can't even hit the goal

Ball Don't lie

Engenbros we were robbed

womens football is the best bros kek

the gf

We have the coldest, most clinical penalty taker in Mjelde and we use Ada twice. TWICE

Oh no no

>>149815668
corr

Belgian (female) commentators say that it shouldn't be a penalty because the Norwegian was offside.
Was she right ?

no way shitaly gonna last another 30 mins

>>149815668
I always like the end of this webm.

The snout on Gaupset holy shit

>>149815663
>that pussy armpit

>>149815683
thats how i thought it worked yeah

>>149815682
Well wide. I bet the goals look fucking massive with women goalkeepers in them too.

>>149815683
you tell me
always said that frappart is a massive cunt, probably one of the worst referees

>>149815683
well it doesnt matter since those morons let hegeberg take it again

>>149815683
no the foul infraction precedes the offside

"a player in an offside position is moving towards the ball with the intention of playing the ball and is fouled before playing or attempting to play the ball, or challenging an opponent for the ball, the foul is penalised as it has occurred before the offside offence"

FUCK THE HATERS

>>149815683
same on swiss tv

GOAAAAL

redempt'd

ALL IS FORGIVEN

HOWEVER

APOLOGISE

ADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>149815670
ååland gooning like always :3

Apologise.

>>149815633
anyone got the pic where she's hairy as a yeti?

>>149815625
WELL WELL WELL

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA WOMENS FOOTBALL REMINDS ME OF THOSE F1 DRIVERS CHARITY FRIENDLIES

Why do they let this thing play? Put it down.

SAAR SHE HAS REDEEMED
BLOODY BASTERD BITCH

APOLOGIZE

>>149815728
fuzzzzz

>>149815751
>scores
>shows no emotions
Channeling haaland

>>149815759
She hasn't ever waxed that off has she?

>>149815722
Now that you are here cutie

Me? Always been a Norwegian girl lifelong

pastagirls shook

anyone got a link?

>>149815799
yeah

>>149815799
cracksports me

hegerberg is so serious all the time
does she ever smile?

>>149815799
strikeout im

Naalsund is everything Engen should be

>>149815808
She's mocking me smugly in the 3rd pic

bjelde sex

>>149815806
she used to
then she became all muh woman's sports is super serious

>>149815834
Imagine the FMF fanfics

>>149815774
grande maradroga

I hope there's extra time, more fun.

>>149815808
this is just gay

QRD on the first 79 minutes

Bjelde is done

>>149810374 (OP)
COME ON! :DDD

>>149815874
i can fix her

Norge down.

>>149815808
Legend status: Revoked

GET UP OR

>>149815862
It seemed that italy will be victorious, but norway started caring at 1:0 down and scored.

>>149815914
Well she's off the pitch, what more does she want.

>>149815915
Gotcha

>>149815895
Mid

engen is best girl

>>149815874
she's too smol

>>149815914
The looks are priceless

if i was on death row and asked about my last meal i would choose bjelde's ass
and if i was asked about preferred method of execution i would choose bjelde's thighs

God our right backs are gorgeous

*zooms in on ass*

Italian booty!

Swiss commentator has been complaining for half an hour that Vilde Bøe Risa doesn't get to play

girelli taking it in the pooper

>>149815926
A norwegian bitch missed a penalty, but scored later. What a heartwarming story.

>>149815949
i get that face every time women see me

oy vey you cant film that

ouwie

goodbye

>>149815958
Could use her over Engen tbqh

it's over

HOWEVER

det er så vorbei

Norway btfo

>>149815968
god i wish i was rubbing that

NORGAY BTFO

Norgebros..

>no extra time
Sleepchads win again.
Goodnight.

bumshot!

This fucking bitch has been flopping all over the field and then she gets to shut the match. Sad!

oopsy

there is gonna be 8 minutes of extra time no way italy are gonna last that long

gurp shit defending again

Deserved

S

>>149815992
rocco was here

PANINI'D

Guro responsible for both of Italy's goals. Very cool

easy for pasta slags

Guro’s fault
Her career is over
OF awaits

GURPSISTERS????????????????????????????????? THEY'RE BLAMING THIS ON OUR GIRL!!!!

kek at the bald Italian manager running.

You’re laughing
The most attractive team in the tournament is getting knocked out
And you’re laughing

>>149815999
>>149816005
>>149816015
gurp is not a fullback, blame the coach if anthing

>+4
its gg

>>149816031
Sweden was better looking

This tall Italian mommy that just came on is making me feel feelings I'm not quite ready to confront

it does not matter who wins, the testosterone filled girls from uk islands gonna crush these gurls

>>149816043
Yeah 10 years ago

>>149816049
so true :DD

SHE WON

At least it was deserved

20 seconds of the 4 minutes added time was spent actually playing and they blow the whistle right on the dot

Forza italia

>>149816049
Would not surprise me if Sweden win tomorrow.

thoughts on england v sweden? who wins?

>>149816067
she supports ageism?

>>149816027
*runs towards you*

Guro not even crying. Just looking bored and slightly fertile.

>>149816074
Put everyone out of their misery.

rip norgay cuties

Norwaybros.. ;_;

>>149816049
England would cavity-search either of these teams, but Italy play with ability and Norway play with luck. You can be luckier than England but you can't be more skilled, so it's good that Italy went through rather than Norway.

If Sweden beat England, then this means no Sweden-Norway derby, but perhaps Sweden will try extra hard to avenge their Scandibrosisters against Shitaly.

We already reached the stage of

>big countries win lol

in women's football

>>149816102
but italia men lost 3-0 to noway

WE'RE FOOKIN SHITE

btw why italy plays in weird green shirts? norway had red, they could have played blue or white

Norgebrødre, ikke slik som dette..

Is the equipment manager collecting Italy's garments to throw in the wash?

>>149816134
They go through inspection first

>>149816080
SOVL

they celebrating like they won the cup :O

>>149816134
>>149816142
>tfw you will never be a women's football garment inspector

>>149816142
Sniff test?

>>149816163
what are they inspecting?

>>149816178
thighs

>>149816163
I'd get the job and immediately run away with Beth's or Chloe's and get my dumbass fired

>>149815895
said it before and I'm gonna say it again: she looks like Alison Tyler

>>149816194
Fuck you I googled that on my work computer and now I got a popup that my search got stuck in the company firewall.

>>149816213
there are 2 Engens?

>>149816236
Just tell them a German man told you to google her name because he said she looks like the Norwegian footballer you goon too.

>>149816213
Enough of that dyke

>>149816178
I think if you're wearing undershorts then they've got to be the same colour as kit's shorts. so checking that.

>>149813944
EL ARGANO

>>149816236
KEK

at what pont will we get away with using wingers as left backs?

>>149816236
calm down, she'S a model now

Cameraman, you had ONE JOB

Doro must be happy

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>>149816103
Poor Guro :(