Claw edition

NRL
>GAME 1
Redcliffe Dolphins v North Queensland Cowboys
7:50pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9
Suncorp Stadium, Brisbane
1.54-2.50
>An intriguing stat for this all-Qld fixture that kicks off Round 20. The away team has been triumphant on all five occasions. Both the Dolphins and the Cowboys desperate to keep their finals aspirations alive. The Dolphins are looking to bounce back from a 12-24 loss to the Sharks in Round 19. Their form has been inconsistent and they need a win to stay in touch with the top eight. The Cowboys suffered a narrow 8-12 defeat to the Bulldogs last week, their second consecutive loss. Their recent form has seen them slide down the ladder. Superstar Hamiso Tabuai-Fidow is back in the Dolphins side, slotting into his regular role at fullback, which sees Jake Averillo shift to the wing. Connelly Lemuelu has been elevated to the starting forward pack following a thumb injury to Kulikefu Finefeuiaki. Veteran forward Mark Nicholls will also miss the clash with concussion. The Cowboys will be without prop Jordan McLean, who is out with a calf injury. His absence opens the door for Thomas Mikaele to start up front, while highly rated youngster Kaiden Lahrs earns a spot on the bench. Jaxson Paulo comes in on the wing for just his third appearance of the season. Robert Derby shifts to the reserves. In their earlier meeting this season (Round 15), the Dolphins dismantled the Cowboys in a stunning 58-4 demolition. The Dolphins have won 3 of their 5 encounters since entering the competition, although the cowboys have won both matches at Suncorp Stadium. The Cowboys will be seeking redemption after their humiliating Round 15 loss. However, the Dolphins' potent attack, led by the electric Hamiso Tabuai-Fidow, will test a Cowboys defence that has shown vulnerability.
Dolphins 1-12 2.95
Dolphins 13+ 2.70
Cowboys 1-12 3.50
Cowboys 13+ 6.25
Dolphins -5.5 1.89 Cowboys +5.5 1.91

I dunno dolphins at home are hard to beat

Superman was really good lads

casualties by team

>>149812116
Jesus fucking christ

Incredible we’re still a mathematical chance

>we
what position do you play?

>>149813395
that’s Trell on a vpn mate

>>149813593

>the Sunday game thread with 3 nrl games, 2 nrlw games and 3 pooper league games lasted until today
Poomunity status: dead

>No broncos game this week
It’s so over for /nrl/

>>149812116
reminder top four status always correlates to lack of in-season injuries

Holy shit the new game looks so fucking bad
>release pure slop
>"we don't have the community support to release a new NRL game yearly"
>wait 8 years
>cycle repeats
I'll seriously consider making an arcade, Rematch style peeg game

>>149812116
Interesting. Did you make that?

It's up!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3468660/Rugby_League_26/

>>149817807
>$100
Yeah Big Ant can go fuck themselves

>>149812116
Brutal

Some bloke on YouTube is streaming the game with 1.6k viewers

>>149818163
https://www.youtube.com/live/loWCCb3sO_o?si=jf-7KATyKhJs9yql

Fuck. Just checked the System Requirements. Wouldn't even be able to run it on Minimum.

>>149817012
Im just betting on horses for fun. No broncs games does this to me

>>149817807
Gonna use my Playstation stars coins to get a cheeky discount

>>149818370
kek get a new graphics card bro, it's been two decades

TIFF IS BACK IN AUCKLAND
TIFF HAS BEEN DEPORTED

>>149818824
TIFF WILL START AN ONLYFANS NOW

What's the realistic timeframe for the PC version to get cracked & uploaded?

>>149818865
very slow if they have any decent DRM
crackers are usually eastern European and so prob have very little interest in cracking the game

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DMHnFRqxP6_/
FUCKING KEK
BRONCCUSTOMERS???

>>149818816
Mate. How about they optimize their fucking game instead.

>>149819012
im sure a proper developer would but this is a cashgrab league game

the reviews are in

>>149819128
I won't be supporting this

So because of shitty sales we'll be waiting another couple of years for a game
I'm personally downloading UE right now and am going to give it a go at making my own casual NRL game

>>149819373
I posted a pic of me "making a nrl game" as a joke a few months ago
but now im in a similar boat, thinking I might start by building a run it straight game so I can get collisions and shit working and then see where I can get to from there

Check her story lol
Im famous

LMAO

>>149817807
Its a big ant game so you know its going to be bad but lets move that aside and discuss the issues thus far.
1. AI is really poor. Its all very one dimensional and doesnt feel like your playing football. It feels each player is robotic. No natural feeling at all.
2. The crowd animations and stadium graphics is at a PS2 level of quality. Its very poor.
3. The animations on the players is extremely dated and not remotely close to the standard of modern gaming.

Tiff, I know youre reading this, we do love you here
Just want to see you bosom, sorry meant blossom
Miss you on the park :(

>>149819539
wtf this is real

>>149819539
do you think she screenshot that herself or got sent it?

Hearing the Xbox version is all fucked up

>>149819539
She gets alerted when you screenshot since she's using a business account

>>149819626
Oh shit I’m gonna get doxed

>>149819439
I'm willing to team up with you on Discord or some shit if you're on the same page as me

>>149819705
>on Discord

>>149819716
Well I don't want you cunts knowing my real shit don't I

>>149819705
im honestly open to it
I dont have enormous experience (only 4 months of game dev, but a couple years of BE web dev) so that's that
also I use Godot lol (its good, I swear)

KEK

also tiff is posting us again
its a pretty much an open conversation at this point
think she should do the needful and post an unseen mirror pic here to prove she's real

Dumbass

>lads
tiff is based
hi tiff, hope you're done crashing out about fox binning you and can get a job at a different network

>>149819772
>>149819780
Wait what the fuck it's real???

It's real

I wonder how long she's been posting here?

Is she the waddies chick?

Great.... a wave of freshie tiff simps inbound

Tiff what are your tips for the weekend?

PUT ME IN THE SCREENSHOT

>>149819865
sorry lad didnt make the cut
maybe next post
Tiff, still waiting on that unseen mirror pic x

if tiff posted with a timestamp would she replace jetaya as /ourgirl/?

>>149819898
she would instantly become queen of /nrl/

Nice try Tiff, that could have EASILY just been sent to you by someone

If this is REALLY you post a timestamp of you holding a sign saying "Up the Wahs"

She even knows our not quoting etiquette

We need the 2 figure salute Tiff please!

Isabelle Kelly and Olivia Kernick are rated 94, higher than Cleary

Who tf is this roastie even?

>>149819932
newcunt

https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/915736

>>149819809
The waddies chick is not a chick. Waddies poster is quincy poster. Among others.

>>149819898
>replace
They’d need to be /ourgirl/ to get replaced

Y'all some cringe coomers

Now would be a good time to get a NZ vpn and rile you guys up

>Y'all

>>149819865

>>149820026
KEK

>>149820026
You know what Tiff you're alright

>>149820026

>still no mirror pic

How did she find us? vanity search?

>>149820104
Most likely outcome is someone probably DMed her about us.

Either that or she's been a full blown family member this whole time

And that's a wrap

>Tiff has been man-ass poster this whole time

I wish Stories had comment sections I'd love to know what her followers think

This coomer shit started out as ironic but now it's just gay and cringe asf

this isn't coomer, its just memes for the lulz

You laugh now but when Tiff and I get married you guys are invited

>>149820219
thanks mate, dont bother hiring a DJ - I was a dropkick during uni so I've got some skills there

NOOOO TIFFANY DONT PRANK US BY TAKING A MIRROR PIC WITH YOUR SOFT WHITE SOLES FACING THE MIRROR AND YOUR BEAUTIFUL TOES FACING THE CAMERA NOOOO DONT DO IT TO US

Dont care how bad the game is. Will be buying on Xbox and PC because I support Australian products.

I TAKE THAT BACK WTF

tits or gtfo

pro team takes a few attempts to get going

Irish in 5 minutes

now it’s undergoing maintenance. But that’s ok it’s a shit game and I knew that going in so I’m not even upset

>Tom Eisenhuth - 90
what the fuck

remember weve got a game tonight fellas
dont get engrossed in your lil asset flip cashgrab normie bait video game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkW-A5GIAnA

I’m just having one or two preseason games against low ranked pom teams until I learn the controls.
The commentary is too frequent

Terrell May is streaming the game
https://www.twitch.tv/terrelldavismay

just lost 12 nil to Whitehaven lol

MORE PICS IN STOCKINGS PLZ TIFF

>>149818756
I don't get this, do you have to pay real money to assign players to a custom team??

>>149819539
We stand with you Tiff, ignore these haters. Please go to an actor's accent school and blunten your strong Kiwi accent so your media career gets back on track. Many New Zealand actors and media professionals have done the same, it's just a tax to be paid when moving across the "dutch". We want to see you back on our screens <3

>>149820552
Very kind of him to take time out of his Heart of Irons schedule to do this for us

think he's more of an europa universalis operator

>trell might be out for the season
bunnies on spoon watch

>>149820663
I assume its like fifa ultimate team where you pay to open packs of players and build a team from that for online play

>>149820663
In most sports games, especially Fifa, NBA2k and Madden they have a mode where you can acquire player cards through packs to set up your own fantasy team and play people online

The catch? Well they pretty much make it so you can only get the best players buy making people spend money

post footy pepes for tiff

>>149820738
was he even in this season? cunts stealing a living

mp4 doesn't work on iphone

Bulldogs

Lachlan Galvin – 82
Toby Sexton – 78

The defence rests!

>>149820770
works on mine, don’t know how to save it though

Ireland anon is aussie or irish

>>149819539
fake and gay

haha what if a bunch of NRLW players that followed Tiff found us and liked our memes and joined in on the shitposting and became part of the /family/ haha wouldn't that be funny haha

>>149820780
Download to files

Hopefully it would intellectually elevate the general and reintroduce /lit/ posting

don't forget to do your tips family xoxo

>>149820859
thanks Tiff x

>>149820828
i follow about 200 womens footy players and not one of them follows tiff, so it's not likely

>>149820859
Tipping Cowwies lads

>>149820779

>>149820866
Pathetic.

Cowboys dolphins yawn

Haha being a coomer simp is le funny

>>149820824
>60mins into the ‘23 GF

Help Tiff build her DCE collection

>>149820113
Even if she was she can't post because it would basically tank what little of her reputation remains. It's more likely that a fellow family member sold us all out.

>>149820924

>>149820924
>Et tu, Slaterus?

>>149820950
>>149820924
Sorry forgot pic

/nrl/ has always been a Tiff general
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/image/w7a3-4oxY73r0aKY8dv2zQ/

this is fucking funny as fuck kek
i was herer
love from alf
dosn

Biggest happening from today was Tiff not outright denying that an OF is on the cards >>149819539

i lust tiff so much it's unreal

I don't know who this is but I'd have sex with her if you catch my drift.

wtf, i was always told /nrl/ were a bunch of homos. How come you have cute girls bantering with you?

I bet Tiff thought that Broncos frog was adorable

What do I have to do get screencapped? Send flowers?

>>149821021
She used to be the sideline commentator for Wahs home games for Fox League.

She's not just any old commentator
She's got pizzazz

>The Rabbitohs’ horror injury run has gotten even worse with star fullback Latrell Mitchell set to spend the next month on the sideline.

I don't know if I can keep doing this anymore boys

they're seething in the other thread

>>149821024
>Girl goes to the gaybar to flirt with a bunch of poofs trying to get attention
Many such cases.

tiff i love you so much you cooked schizo bitch
please make sex with me

What other thread?

>>149821015

i'm so sad and lonely. only tiff being my gf would make me better

>>149821053
im genuinely pissing myself laughing m8 i dont engage in the threadwars dont lump me in that

Poopeetohs spoon status?

>tiffanysalmond
>Tiffany's Almond
Is this a reference to her clit?

>>149821038
Love the (mock) turtle neck dress, such a great look. Tiff also has a very strong ribbon game and an excellent taste in boots.

I need it to be the poogers who win it so they eclipse Newcastle’s 3 spoons in a row.

>>149821111
nice set of digits too you got there tiff

>>149821107
idk why but i laughed quite a bit at this
think i'm just a bit giggly after tiffs appearance today

you guys are acting so weird all of a sudden just because a girl might be here
it's pathetic

Must be hard for Tiff to shop for clothes that fit her bodytype, yet she goes to the extra effort to field a wardrobe of stunning outfits.

>>149821045
is that from the hammer kick in origin?

>>149821142
>the one friend that tries to insult everyone in front of the huzz

>>149821142
Hey Tiff you aren't the first girl here but it is a rare occasion!

>>149821142
Bruh this is 4channel

>>149821142
hope tiff sees this bro

>>149821142
this but unironically

>>149821142
tiff i love you so much

Lads I need to confess. Tiff isn’t the first girl here. I’ve been a girl this whole time but I didn’t want to tell anyone so you all didn’t get weird on me.

>>149821142
trip on Tiff

TIFF COME BACK TO MEEEEEEEEE
I MISS OUR TIME TOGETHER THIS AFTERNOON
ITS TEARING ME APART
WE'LL MAKE IRISH FUCK OFF, JUST SAY THE WORD

Never really payed attention to Tiff posting since I didn't know who she was. What exactly is all this about anyways? There some drama about her not being a commentator anymore?

Tuesday night I masturbated & then did 30 minutes of manuals, just my regular routine for like 7 months now. I woke up Wednesday morning and my dick literally went limp and went lifeless so i ran to the bathroom to check it and saw it at and it was extremely small & skinny, like half my normal girth. Ever since then I haven’t been able to get an erection and I even tried masturbating but nothings been happening. My dick is literally cold & lifeless and my girth is literally half the size it was flaccid. I’ve started kinda getting a bit erect now but it still feels very spongy and lifeless. It feels like it’s impossible to get blood to flow into it

>>149821176
kys trannysperg

>>149821142
tits or gtfo

TIFFY COME BACK
YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL
ON
ME
I WAS WRONG
AND I JUST CANT LIVE WITHOUT YOU

Lara mogs Tiff desu

>>149821142
A community girl to simp over brings everyone together. There are only issues if a second girl sees this and wants that attention herself.

afl shitting up the thread all night now

so why did fox boot you?

Oh Tiffy
Well, you came and you gave without taking
But I sent you away
Oh, Tiffy
Well, you kissed me and stopped me from shaking
And I need you today
Oh, Tiffy !

I'm too old and married to simp for some whore I just wanna talk and watch footy with the family

RICHO COME BACK
YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL
ON
AU/SP/
THE FAMILY WAS WRONG
AND WE JUST CANT LIVE WITHOUT YOU

>>149820854
The little three dots thing that usually gives that option only has playback speed options. Doesn’t matter as I have an android and it’s much easier to use

might go dolphins on this one lads

Going to blow my VC on Poowater lads

Whatever happened to that dumb kiwi slut with fat tits on the sideline?

tiff has got this place BUZZING

based me VCing Scotty Drink too m8

Fucking game didn't download while I was at work was hoping to play a bit before the footy

>>149821241
Don’t lad she’ll whine on Instagram and send SWAT after us.

>>149821250
how does this shit need a 3070 it looks horrendous

>>149821243
Based (You) and Based (Me).

>>149821268
they cant optimize a game for shit in 2025

>>149821250
I find ARL ‘96 more immersive that this slop

It’s an awful game really horrendously bad and I will play it and love it

>>149821185
she got axed soon after allegedly breaking up Jake Duke's marriage
moved to Sydney to try revive her career, hasn't been going well so her postings have gotten more and more unhinged finally leading to coming to our poommunity (who knows why)

>>149821250
>taking the poo

>>149821284
Make the /nrl/ Family peem and stream online for us m8

the afl game aint so crash hot either
the contracts must be really low budget with the leagues admin

She isn’t here until I see timestamped tits

https://youtu.be/bIh2H-nGrrA

hopefully she doesn’t peem up with Seibs crack european cybersecurity experts

>>149821287
She just wanted to use the screenie mentioning OF to grab attention.

Sports fans will eat up anything no? At least that's my understanding of FIFA and Madden fans. Don't play sports games myself

>>149821291
>Game FORCES you to take the poo while it's installing

Red flag lads?

reckon Redcliffe will smash these gayboys

only way to truly be safe is to not play any kickers
a full team of forwards really to be completely safe

>>149821287
She had it fucking made with that gig and all she had to do to keep the gravy train going was not spread her legs for a coworker.

>>149821316
good point

>>149821241
wtf, I'm buying stocks in nvidia right now. the future is amazing

>>149821316
Madden was incredible on the mega drive (genesis), fifa was never the best soccer game, sensible soccer was better, and only got decent for a short period after copying pes, which was an incredible game

amd bros...not like this

Do we think Tiff posts here?

real sports vidya fans always chasing the dragon

Baked tiff some banana bread

>>149821358
nah she ignored the many polite requests for her to post an never seen before saucy mirror pic

/nrl/ is red hot right now

She doesn’t. Someone was just feeding her screen caps.

>TiffSideline.mp4
TiffsOutForTheBoys was right there...

Only thing that sucks is she posted during off-peak hours
Definitely would've gone very differently had she done it just before kick-off tonight

I tried my best

>>149821381
216 posts yeah bro you're really popping off

>>149821355
I played FIFA 08 or maybe 09? Can't remember which. Also played NBA Street Vol 2 and after that never went back to sports games.

Shame she’s not in the SC group chat

>>149821395
For pre game chatter? Yes

after tonight's game we will have triple the amount of posts

>>149821241
Don't worry Tiff, this one wont be around much longer

>>149821394
you need to BACK THE FUCK OFF buddy
i was in every one of her screenshots except the gay broncpepe post and i was the original poster that caught her attention with the deportation comment
shes clearly into me most

>>149821241
>>149821435
Isn't this like super duper child porn tier illegal now?

>>149821403
someone DM her the code to join next season

>>149820963

>>149821452
Yep, even Trump made it illegal so its against US law, therefore perma ban

>>149821355
>mega drive (genesis),
For me it was picrel

Why the fuck is Nathan Hindmarsh on the panel?

All my towels smelled bad. Clean ones sitting in the wardrobe. So I put them in the wash. Now I took a shower without thinking that all my towels are in the wash so I'm sitting here under the heat lamps trying to get dry.
Would you just dry yourself with a bed sheet in this situation?

Just booked saltwater creek camping down Eden way in Oct, room for two tiff ;)

>>149821488
You can get 90% of the way there by squeegeeing off the water with your hand in the shower after you're done and then using a handtowel
t. been there a few times

Usually I don't like these saudi sports leagues but I reckon rugby will be good because there never was a standout rugby league

>>149821488
Dry excess water off with your hand, shake yourself a bit and then drip dry. Paper towel if you must.

>>149821355
>ynr the ambulance in Madden 92

>>149821497
Come on bruh

Oh wait it's Bryan Fletcher not Nathan Hindmarsh.

>>149821497
>>149821515
this is exactly why she was lucky she popped in while everyone was at work (or asleep if they're a neet)

>>149821497
>>149821515
Forget the boobs, I'm sure she's got a great bush.

>>149821497
Tiff was dead on when she said this isn't about attraction, its about power. Cease with these posts you creepy fuck.

Sorry Tiff we're not all like this

>>149821439
Don't call my post gay

>>149821527
she only posted it because she was scared and thought you were an lgbt ally

>gay broncpepe

Omfg you coomer fucks are STILL talking about this roastie

>Kebab going to arrive just as the game starts

these deepfake shit is some real small dick energy stuff

Lucky she's asleep

she posted us again

>Anonymous online community HARRASES former NRL commentator

Imagine unironically being a simp for a 6/10 roastie who fucks married abos. and has a disgusting kiwi accent lmao

can someone flick us a txt when the game kicks offs ta!

is this what love feels like? im all giggly and shit

Reminder that we are a Jetaya poomunity. Tiff simps FUCK OFF.

I think now is the wrong time for me to release the bush edits I've made of Tiff. Too much heat.

Don't know why you'd waste AI gens on real women. I prefer genning pregnant bimbo futa succubi myself.

>>149821586
>community
Pretty sure it’s just one idiot doing it

Phins up.

Vonnie > Tiff.
Tipped the spoonboys btw. Away peem always wins this match up.

>>149821606
its a shame the tits are always so big - really breaks immersion when jetayas tits grow significantly as she unfurls them

>>149821606
>the royal we

>>149821623
Based retarded newcunt

>>149821623
You're a fucking loser and should kill yourself. You zoomer newcunts are an embarrassment.

>>149821606
Where are the hips?

DOLPHIN SHOALS

>Pretty sure it’s just one idiot doing it

>he replied on his phone and his pc
Hit a nerve lads

>trumpets
When did this start?

Someone post the SJ one

I hope lovely Tiff knows it's just one guy posting the deepfakes and it doesn't represent our very pro-female community as a whole

>Tiff was dead on when she said this isn't about attraction, its about power. Cease with these posts you creepy fuck.

>Sorry Tiff we're not all like this

I hope lovely Tiff gets addicted to the attention from /nrl/ and comes back here often

>>149821658
This. We have a bit of banter and gossip about the girlies, but deepfakers and actual sex pests fuck off.

>>149821658
shoutout to all the pros down at Taren Point brothza btw

pooboys bros...

>>149821652
https://youtu.be/tUZI5pi8IFg?si=J4acnbjuGpT-cHO

Before I forget, happy hardcore is the current genre of choice for RL26
https://youtu.be/4pNR1KoOJqI?si=PjDeRGGkVakiuobL

Are hoes going be out of a job when aislop gets good? Possibly it will have the adverse affect of bringing women back to modesty because they won't be able to profit or gain attention for whoring themselves. Something to possit while watching the footy

I made those Tiff vids out of pure horniness and love for Tiff. Now some cunt is posting them out of pure malice ITT...

>tipped cows
Lads I think it’s ogre for me

>I hope lovely Tiff knows it's just one guy posting the deepfakes and it doesn't represent our very pro-female community as a whole

>>149821683
no and also no and this game doesn’t affect my team so idc just funwatching

When is he coming out of retirement, lads?

reminder ai poster is aflsperg

>>149821704
i don't think so, otherwise there would be ai porn in /afl/ as well

>tipped Phins
>will champion the pooboys for my depressed FNQ brothers

>>149821711
Are you an actual retard, or just pretending?

>>149821704
nah we're not incel speds like you lot

COMEBACK

>losing to the cowsoys in 2025
Lmao.

>>149821711
This. Gotta get away from the low IQ “everyone I don’t like is x” thinking

classic Queensland no tackle footy

How long until Tiff complains and we all get court orders for our posts

>>149821704
its not mate

>we
Which ai coomer are you m8?

>>149821734
Guilt by association

If I get a court summons I’m blaming Irish for everything. They’re not going to extradite him for some ewhore

Why’s the pitch so shit?

>your honour it was locker room talk!

aublix the tormentor

swear to God every time this Laybutt bloke touches the ball he slips over

Women look like pre pubescent boys

Molo killed a guy

Tiff have you ever considered switching to AFL? I’m sure they’d have a job for you at Channel 7. Feel free to drop in for a chat in here >>149820385 we don’t bite :-)

>>149820963
fuck, she looks so fat and ugly here lol

There's a game on lads

>>149821783
i thought they were fake pics but she really used to be a prime slampig

Deardon is the ying to Cleary’s yang.
shit at club level and dominant at Origin.

lets go cowboys

>lol
hmmm

>poo
well done Cowwies

>taking the poo

>>149821783
Tiff, this is a false flag poster. Here on 4chan we say TOP KEK, not lol.

>taking the poo

You guys are aware that her simp army from Twitter is here right now, right?

Poo curse strikes again. Classic.

>>149821794
how is Montana so high? does it factor in hip to waist ratio?

PHINS UP

such fast

AVERILLOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AVERILLO
*cracks whip*

Every reaction has a reaction to that reaction

Literally me

>>149821831
yes

You guys told me if you take the two, you lose. You said it was a curse, and you said it's a FACT teams ALWAYS lose after taking the two. You told me this. YOU.

Not long enough

>>149821850
the game isn't over

poo cultists on existential crisis watch

>>149821846
phwwoah

Overrated 17

1. Ponga
2. Sloane
3. Latrell
4. Turbo
5. Addo Carr
6. Wighton
7. Brown
8. Saifiti
9. B. Smith
10. Klemmer
11. Arrow
12. Nanai
13. Jurbo

14. Cook
15. Bird
16. Fifita
17. Bateman

Coach: Ricky Stuart

>>149821794
>>149821852
Seems as though the likeness isn't nearly as sharp for the women's
>>149821859
Coach: Trent Robinson

Going to go bed lads love u

Does irish proxy janny just hate her blue dress or something? Kek

You too tiff

HAMMER HAMMER HAMMER HAMMER HAMMER HAMMER

PHINGODS
PHINGODS
PHINGODS
PHINGODS

>>149821868
irish conveniently showed up as soon as she stopped posting
read into that what you wish

will jackson barlow get death threats again?

YOU TOLD ME THERE WAS A CURSE IF YOU TAKE THE TWO. YOU FUCKING TOLD ME THAT THE TEAM TAKING A PENALTY GOAL GOES ON TO LOSE. YOU TOLD ME THIS. YOU DID.

>THE HAMME-ACK

That’s why he isn’t 90ovr

Poo curse deniers are actually tinfoil heads lmao
Do your own research and learn to recognise patterns retards

rolling for tiff

>>149821885
He only deleted the blue dress image.

What OVR is Kezie?

>inb4 muhdik

>>149821917
come on 29

Lads I VC’d poowater instead of Herbie because I thought the Cows would win.

post not related to anything ;)

>>149821917
Lets go

>>149821935
based me

>>149821913
>t. Didn’t watch Origin

*focuses on the game*

>>149821935
I just done it because I’m retarded desu

fins are a good side

>>149821929
very nice

If they're so good, why did they just get scored on by the spoonboys?

>>149821929
M A G I C

How come the poophins can't fill their home stadium?

HAMMER HAMMER HAMMER HAMMER

Woolfbros.. we feasting

Cows right edge can’t

>>149811999

>When you know there’s something weird about Reece Walsh but you just can’t prove it yet

poo curse believers in SHAMBLES

games not over yet ;)

lets go cowboys
we can do this
we can do this

>>149822026
I wouldn’t be surprised if he has some childhood trauma.

>When you know there’s something weird about Reece Walsh but you just can’t prove it yet

it’s the eyes he’s like a pallas cat

You idiots didn't think about what I said about patterns
One rare example of poo curse failing isn't proof it doesn't exist

Based whistling ad

>all 3 origin games
>one rare example

thats a tremendous comparison irish theres a bit in that

>>149812116
Do an analysis on penalty goals and impact on the result. You did make that excel sheet, right? Surely you just didn’t rip someone else’s work

>>149821852
They better patch this grrrr

>>149822124
kek

Why the fuck didn't you flip the direction their heads are facing, retard?

>>149822124
didn't want to flip the original image first?

>cutpastephoto.com
>image flipping

This video game is pretty buggy

>>149822130
diy

>>149822166
NO REFUNDS

>if you play as the poothers you can spend the in game currency to bribe the ref
kek cheeky

>>149821523
Can someone link to Tiff's post where she gives the longer monologue about it being about power rather than attraction/sexuality? I wasn't receptive at first, to me they are brain-damaged gooners suffering from hypersexuality, but I am coming around to her view of it as a broader critique of alienated male sexuality.

MAKING A BIG SPLASH TONIGHT

>Can someone link to Tiff's post where she gives the longer monologue about it being about power rather than attraction/sexuality? I wasn't receptive at first, to me they are brain-damaged gooners suffering from hypersexuality, but I am coming around to her view of it as a broader critique of alienated male sexuality.

WE WANT 50

I have done the math and 50 IS possible

thinking cowboys might want to score 10 tries to win

Poo curse believer bros......

PURE MASSACRE
PURE MASSACRE OO-AHH

>le attacc but cant protecc tean

>dolphins kick a penalty goal to break a 6-6 deadlock
Any moment now the cows will put on 6 tries

Well that will do me. Night lads. Night Tiff.

Cam Smith really likes saying “Chink in their armour” for some reason lads

Need to eat something sweet but only have mi Goreng in the house

BroncGODS vs The grand final

milk and sugar m8

>>149822248
Get this man on the phone with Toddy

>>149822273
you got any maple syrup?

>>149822265
That’s racist

>>149822278
i can send a message to THE KING to get to him...

Kristian Woolf - BUY
Wayne Bennett - SELL

the king is dead m8 :(

>>149822279
Yes but nothing to put the syrup on

>>149822303
hear me out.... just cook the noodles with JUST the water. then put the syrup on the noodles

>>149822282
well he is a QLDer

>>149822300
Wally Lewis fuckwitta

>>149822308
bit in this

>>149822265
>>149822282

"tf did you just say to me Cam?"

Fuck the cowboys suck

FUCKING QUEEEEEEENNNNSSSSLLAAAANNDDDDAAAAAHHHHHH

based Phins are phun to watch

>>149822317
There’s only one King and its King Gutho

This peem sucks desu

>>149822321
based Mason Lino

COMEBACK

>exploding hammys

*muffled off mic Cam Smith laugh*

LOLCOWS

Fuck listening to channel 9 slop

Effrey Jepstein

made this for the memories

I'm getting nervous fellow poophin tippers

comeback status: on

that was a very late off load

NO FUCKING WAY

Holy fuck

COWBACK
COWBACK
COWBACK
COWBACK

STOP THE FUCKING CLOCK

kek Badger in the Bunker deliberately shaving seconds off the clock for the Phins

could happen or dolphins could score 3 more themselves

>phinplosion

>>149822447
GET THIS MAN IN THE COMMENTARY BOX

wrong call

That should be a penalty. Good call lady

Fucking Badger with her retarded takes

TAKE THE POO

Herbie to score

>oww my neck

I’d take it

Refcliffe

brb gonna go piss. keep my nonexistent food warm fellas

>taking the two
Based

Should be fucking time off when they’re kicking goals.

*takes a piss in the two minute noodles*

>>149822493
Based retard

*takes a nap*

>Redcliffe ball
hmmm

>he supports tactical time wasting poos
Get fucked ya fuckin dum cunt

pretty clearly a knock on and he should’ve known better

>griffin meme

FUCK SAKE ROBSON THE PASS WASNT ON

>>149822530
Best I can do is Krusty

tiff

>throw a wild offload when you’re 12 in front
Based Herbie

send barlow back to manly

0/1 lads

I'm catching up to ya

>>149822567
Better than forgetting to tip

How many retard gambling degenerates had Hebrie as anytime try scorers lmao

50 looms

beat up the stadium dj

>nice and deep
IYKWIM

COOOOOOOOWWWWWWPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSS

1/1 off to play factorio ladies enjoy your rugby league 26 game

Good night family. Sweet dream Tiff.

>short kickoff when down by 19 with 30 seconds left
Based retards

>>149822599
based. i finished my spaghetti factory playthrough

Might watch TLSWMJ get some vidya tips

flat track bullies

Will commentators go back to glazing the Phins offense now?

Will Commentator is an actor m8

Speaking of actors
>>149822046
I didn't realize they were making yet another show

cant wait for rugby league 27

We know today has not gone as smoothly as it should have and we will compensate all #RugbyLeague26 purchasers with some free #ProTeam credit. Details to follow tomorrow.

There has been overwhelming demand that also may have caused service issues, and for that we cannot apologise enough.

>>149822721
No but Stephen May

>>149821638
Oh my

>>149821488
>All my towels smelled bad. Clean ones sitting in the wardrobe. So I put them in the wash. Now I took a shower without thinking that all my towels are in the wash so I'm sitting here under the heat lamps trying to get dry. Would you just dry yourself with a bed sheet in this situation?
These are the minds you are up against Tiff

My quick thoughts on the game
>Gameplay is very similar to RLL4. I wouldn't call it a straight up reskin but most of it is pretty familiar
>Game flows better except sometimes the dummy half takes way too long to get to the ball
>Graphics are fine for what it is. You can tell who most players are from looks. Though it's quite obvious the girlies got less attention
>Game seems pretty rushed, lots of little bugs everywhere. Overalls are all over the place (Tom Eisenhuth is 90 and Jacob Host is 85 for example). One detail I keep noticing is players having different numbers on the HUD than what jersey they're wearing

Haven't really touched any actual modes yet. Tried to get into Pro Team but it's going though maintenance

>>149823315
Its interesting to soo what posts were deleted knowing it was all one guy

I'm up FOR Tiff securing gainful employment and a fruitful career in sports journalism, not against her

Tiff love if you're short of a dollar I am willing to buy your worn knickers

Think this Tiff saga might ruin the general for a while aye

>>149823875
>>149823875
>>149823875

>billy shit

why so dead in here tonight?

>>149837287
>gee I wonder

Speaking of New Zealand, I still think we need to get five new teams setup over there. One basically where each super rugby franchise exists,
>south auckland
>hamilton
>wellington
>christchurch
>queenstown

This would put rugby league ahead of union when it comes to places available for professional players and, with the exception of Dunedin, puts a rugby league club in direct competition with each super rugby club (and in the case of Auckland two rugby league clubs)

>>149838779
Based

Queenstown is the fastest growing region of NZ, it’s also very beautiful and doesn’t have such a strong union presence as the rest of the country so we could easily eradicate union from there (aside from private schools and social clubs)

South Auckland and Hamilton are the most bogan places in NZ, very easy for rugby league there.
Christchurch has a long tradition of rugby league and are crying out for their own team since the early 90s.
Wellington is a little bit tricky, I’d be open to suggestions for not putting the team there and having it in Gibson, New Plymouth, Nelson, or even Taranaki. For the time being though I’d say Wellington is the best bet and can work if it’s pitched to hipsters similarly to the Melbourne Storm

>Queenstown
IYKWIM

>>149838909
For me it’s the beef Wellington with extra mushrooms

>>149839077
Based

>>149839077
IYKWIM

>>149839077
No lava chicken?

>>149838728
You’re a day late

>500
This thread can go now

>>149839077
Wellington Beefs

Last for Ellie