Tour de France (2.UWT)
Stage 12
Auch - Hautacam
180.6km
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>>149814209 (OP)The Tour begins tomorrow
>>149814248the good guys won today
reminder that Jonas went over two minutes slower than Bjarne on Hautacam when he won the stage and the TDF back in 2022
will Tadej or Jonas break the legendary record tomorrow, ya or nay?
>>149814209 (OP)Will something finally happen tomorrow or nah?
>pogacar spends the whole night in pain from his cuts laying in bed seething about visma
>gets isolated tomorrow on hautacam, forced to follow a Jorgenson attack, then cracked by a vingegaard follow
>loses 3 minutes
You know its true. I would be taking out loans right now to place on a vingegaard GC
>>149814272If the pacing of the climb is perfect (like on Plateau de beille) then yes
if bloody Eetvelt wins on Hautacam
fuck outta here
Finished the Giro 1909, improved the profile quality and added the notes
>Tobias Halland Johannessen was involved in Tadej Pogacar's crash when the Norwegian changed lanes ahead of Pogacar in the final. The Uno-X rider apologized after the stage, but he also opens up about the aftermath of the crash
>Of course, I would do it differently but I can't. It feels like hell, but I wouldn't wish for anyone the amount of threats I get in my inbox. I'm really sad, but also terrified of the hatred I get from people. It feels really scary, he writes on X.
cry harder. you earned the abuse
>>149814283IRISHBERT THIS IS AN OLD ONE PAY ATTENTION TO THE AXELGODPOSTING DUH
There's a lot of anger in the peloton. Hope things get spicy tomorrow.
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>>149814319>Updated today at 4:32 p.m
>>149814341i have seen axelgod update his winnerbuds in the middle of the night
the man has giga autism afterall
>>149814330https://x.com/NBCSCycling/status/1945536659401183299
son on Jรธrgen is seething
>>149814228It was rookie riding, but I don't think its enough to bar pog from riding a bike.
He 100% fucked his shoulder up, just watched the replay 100 times, that was a high speed collision, strong impact.
>>149814288Bertollo, was the stage 2 of Valle d'Aosta giro always planned like this? It's not even an ITT
>>149814288This is so fucking based. Imagine how comfy the /cyc/ threads would've been.
>>149814383If that's true we'll see it quick tomorrov. Its not ideal for him, but idk he's a proper hardman.
>>149814348this is the prelim update. then the final one later with 10000 word preview
>>149814383Yeah it's not looking good
>>149814307>e-threats are scaryYeah ok some people are insane but maybe you deserve a fraction of it because of such a braindead move, literal retardation.
>I though everyone was turning right, so I went AHEAD of this guy and just fucking turned right on his front wheel, hehePogi or whoever else would get kamikazed instead for no real reason and break their necks on a curb because of this brainrot sure feel your pain.
how much does visma paid the norwegian shitter for the attempted murder of pogacar?
>>149814395What's wrong with that? Looks a normal mountain TT
>>149814398But that system for the GC is a bit dumb because with all those DNF finishing behind in the first stages is a bigger handicap than finishing last in the final stage
>>14981443410 kilos of salmon
t. knower
Does anyone have the webm of the Uno-X car driving the wrong direction and nearly mowing down the riders a couple years ago?
>>149814411He's probably the one GC rider you'd expect to be least affected by such a thing, but look at the recoil after he hits the curb. His shoulder's probably wrapped up in kilos of ice as we speak.
>>149814307reminded me of Maciejuk. he also tried to play victim of cyber abuse after suicide bombing the peloton
iฬตfฬต when Jonas wins now people will just blame the crash
week3bros won't get to be smug
If Pogi is fucked, then we're one Patje call away from the first muslim Tour GC win.
>>149814442But is it an ITT? PCS says no
>>149814431You are always responsible for your own front wheel. Seethe and cope.
>>149814475>Dopo sette anni torna una cronoscalata, che si disputa nel dipartimento francese dellโHaute Savoie. La salita รจ costante, con una pendenza media attorno al 6%. Il tratto piรน duro sfiora il 10% ed รจ posto dopo un paio di km dalla partenza.alright then
So visma are just going to drill it like crazy tomorrow?
>>149814272No one will do what the Ghoul of Herning did to Hautacam that day
>>149814460Hmm yeah you're right, it does look more nasty when you focus on that detail that is true.
>>149814501No, that happens in stage 18, when they are 5 minutes down
>>149814503Nevermind, Wellens just put a video on X he looks alright.
I missed the stage and have no info on what happened give me a quick rundown
>>149814503Watching this again (yeah ...) it looks like he absorbed at least some of the curb impact with his right hand, then recoiled with his left hand.
That might have taken off some pressure from the shoulder, otherwise he'd share Phillipsen's fate probably.
motor doping knows no bounds, whats next - mini nuclear powered steam engines hidden in the seat stays?
>>149814612Norwegians saved the tour.
>>149814612same for me, literally didnt see a single second. some boomers at my gym talked about someone crashing in the sprint i overheard
>>149814348>the man has giga autism afterallhe has an iq of 150 if I remember right
man is tormented sleepless by genius
>>149814612Tobias Heiland Johannessen saved cycling.
>>149814687>was rudely torpedoed by a heedless Pogacar fix'ed
https://x.com/Tim_Wellens/status/1945553031367405604
>>149814383I also watched the crash again
Visisma hired a killer to eliminate Pogi, at this point they should consider sending a gunman to ambush him on the finish line
>watching the recap
what the hell is happening here
>>149814612breakaway formation took 3 hours
Benny Hill attacked to the breakaway, Jonas followed him
it happend while Pogi was pissing and made him angry
then Pogi chuted with 5km around there to go
Uno-X won the stage and saved cycling
What part of Lescheret are you from?
>>149814770>fails to take Pogi outWho assasinates Johannes tomorrow?
Watched Jorgenson's interview. He seemed mad that they waited, gave a snide comment "well now I hope he won't call us usportsmanlike anymore". Seems like he genuinely dislikes Pogacar good to see real rivalries back in the peleton
>>149814892can always count on burgers to bring the hate and drama
>>149814892Pogacar and Jorgenson clearly hate each other
>>149814892100% son of Jรธrgen wanted to ride today when Pogi chuted
Pog also pushed Son of Jรธrgen in the feet zone the other day, making him miss is bottle.
KEEP THE LINE X-OILN*****
https://x.com/Tim_Wellens/status/1945553031367405604
>>149814283And if Joao wins, I'm DEFINITELY out
>>149814307What a bitch acting so smug at first after the race hope the ultraโs bully him for years
>the hatred for pogashit runs so deep in the peloton that people will take him out and bring balance to the GC again
pottery
>>149814892Vinge is a rival but he honestly respects Pogi, and I respect him for that.
Jorgenson on the other hand just looks like a bitter cunt, I bet even vismoids secretly hate him.
>>149814770I feel like I just watched mafia threaten me
Im half convinced Mou posts here now
>>149814892Jorgenson seems kind of a jerk
>>149814892Based Remco made this vismoid his bitch
>>149814892Pogi made a call about no more natural brakes, seems like they attacked right when he was pissing/coming back today
>>149814985He shouldn't say that, it's antisemitic
>>149815017i dont even know what a semitic is
>>149814985He also called remco a race traitor for converting to islam
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>>149814892I mean it's justified. He'll see him in all of the classics considering fishboy only races a month combined a year.
Pogacar Jorgenson might turn into a bigger rivalry
Why do they hate each other?
>>149815083>Pogacar Jorgenson might turn into a bigger rivalryfunniest shit i have seen today
>>149815005Mou is right about the seanegroes did you know that followers of the king of the jews use it to identy each other
>>149815083it's jorgenson, this nigga can't attack at all or survive any half decent attack, he'll probably finish top 8 in this tdf just because the other gc riders are too shit to attack him
>>149815095>>149815141Idk why people keep thinking Jorgenson is this shitter domestique when in reality he'll be the only vismoid capable of following Pogacar on Kwaremont and Paterberg
He's like the fifth best climber in the world right now.
>>149815132for future use
>>149815163he always gets lost when pogacar attacks, only the fish can stay in his wheel (even if it's just for 50-100m)
>>149815163i dont think Jorgenson is a shitter
but for there to be a rivalry Jorgenson need to actually defeat Pogi
which he simply can't
>>149815188basically this, he's not exactly a shitter, but he's nowhere close to pogacar, he's worse at climbing. way worse at sprinting etc, almeida is closer to jorgenson and i still believe that almeida is one class above him, i see almedia finishing 3rd in tdf, but i don't really see jorgenson doing that
>>149815188I can see him defeating Pogacar a la Skjelmose in the classics seasons to come.
So is Froome getting his TdFs stripped with this Rozman affaire de dopage?
>>149815209Almeida has no punch Jorgenson has.If both were free to roam I have no doubt Jorgenson smashes him.
>>149815241we can only hope
kinda funny that he has deleted any and all posts from his twitter about Rozman
>>149815215if pogi has a broken leg, maybe, otherwise I don't see how, he lacks sprinting and also can't really accelerate
>>149815270Jorgenson has the strongest sprint out of all GC men but the big 3 now that Roglic is finished. And he dominated Almeida and Lipowitz who are technically his closest rivals in Paris Nice.
is we getting thermonuclear watts tomorrow
>>149814770Pog is really wearing all of his merch at all times
"12 angry men" but it's about jorgenson convincing his angelic teammates at the hotel to employ dirty tactics
>>149815489>The assassination of the angelic Wout van Aerts honour by the cowardly son of Jorgen
>italian hand movements intensifies
Matteo's seething
https://x.com/NBCSCycling/status/1945536659401183299
So we know quickstep and EF are gonna work for pogacar, think any other teams are gonna help? It's crazy how he has like 20 domestiqeues
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>>149814892>wanted to drill it when the bossman was on the ground through assassination in a breakaway stage>now they can't call us unsportsmanlike
>>149815628don't worry, Pog is burning all his good lad matches, sooner or later everyone will know how terrible of a person he is
2 more weeks trust the plan
Camon, Jorg is a ginger, what did you expect. Although I despise Pogicaca and I wished him just a slightly more consequential chute than today. Nothing catastrophic, we're not psychopaths, just a Deus ex to remind him he is way too close to the Sun.
Besides, this is what, a third chute this year? Is entropy settling in and making its way?
>>149815628Lidl for Visma
>>149814892what a retard, honestly
>>149814788remember when Sagan got DQ'd for less?
>>149815791lowkey feels like simmons has been in front of every stage, in every break away, pulling all the time every single fucking day. i've stared so much at the american flag it's felt like 4th of july for the past 12 days in a row
how does he keep doing it
So let me get this right, Pog chose to take a piss in the middle of the action and got angry that the everyone didn't wait for him?
>>149815567tie him to a missile and send him to Hautacam
https://www.procyclingstats.com/national-race/island-games-road-race/2025/result
Very soulful race
>>149815885He also pulled all day long for Milan on stage 8. He's the most combative so far
The Bookman. always there, lurking, waiting to pounce. any day now..
>>149815885he's like a beavis and butthead character
he even laughs like them
https://x.com/NBCSCycling/status/1945529109347799502
>>149816054>I'm a big boyHope he's freed from babysitting Skjelmose after today.
This Tdf is too much fun and full with happenings, pure enjoyment to watch. Can't wait for tommorow
Tomorrow's game plan:
Wake up early
Yard work until around lunch
Shower
Then it's kino time
>>149816162I won't be taking a shower until Superbagneres
>>149815886Maybe he should not give the yellow jersey away if he wants special treatment
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>>149816208that is pretty spicy
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>>149815885He is a madlad, luv the guy
>>149816199Superbagnรจres means super bath btw
Pogi takes 5 minutes tomorrow
>>149816162>Wake up>Squeak>Take a shit>Pray to god dopeurs get punished>Post on /cyc/>Get out of bed
>>149816162Plan tomorrow:
Drive to Gazol and park car
Pull out bike and ride up Hautacam to screaming drunks (dutch/belgoids)
Come down to to car and pick up rugsack with food and drinks
Ride back up and wait for the devil
>>149815885and yet he has achieved nothing
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>>149816261nvm it's over
hopefully he at least strangles the fisherman before he abandons
>>149815886half the peloton was taking a piss
>>149816208KEK
But let's be real, them men weren't riding for the stage win, otherwise they wouldn't have waited either.
>spencer martin from the lance podcast says he has info Pog might have catched a cold on the rest day
It's truly over
This crash might also make him skip the Vuelta even if he wins the Tour
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>>149816433>he could die at any moment>he couldn't do anything it was that bad>anyway it ended well, he won the tour!
>LONG WAY TO PARIS
>TOUR IS STILL YOUNG
>JUST A FEW BAD DAYS NOTHING SPECIAL
>ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN
>WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS TOMORROW
>TOMORROW'S A NEW DAY
>YOU NEVER KNOW WHATS GONNA HAPPEN
>STILL A LONG WAY TO PARIS PAL
>ALL DAYS CAN'T BE GOOD DAYS, YOU KNOW?
>WE'RE ONLY IN THE SECOND WEEK
>LOTS MORE TOUR DE FRANCE TO GO
>YOU JUST NEVER KNOW WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN
>TEAM HAS PLANS FOR THE NEXT STAGES
>TOMORROW IS A DIFFERENT DAY
>PARIS IS STILL FAR AWAY
>WELL, WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS
>>149816433coincidentally this is also 64% bullshit
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>>149816344>>149816539he fell on his left side
>>149816560he bumped the edge
>>149816539>when someone turns the light on in the darkroom
>>149816435Yeah?
>sivakov seriously ill having to take anti biotocs>almeida was ill>poogacar looked like total shit day before the rest day compared to the rest of the peloton when camera zoomed in on the riders>far sweatier and looked far more fatiguedI think he's been under the weather for a good few days. His insider knowledge is unsurprising to say the least. He's getting banged up, taxed by Visma every single stage, catty and bitchy about visma. He's down the most important team mate. Sivakov is fucked up, Yates looks shit, pollit has already worked very hard, soler has had a few crashes and doesn't look sharp. Narvaez looks great but he's not mountain domestique. Wellens too, but again he's worked his socks off and can't do high mountains.
UAE are on the ropes. This isn't a chilled poogacar we're used to. This guy expects the win and he's seething it won't be a cake walk.
>>149816584Anyway his right knee is fine. See the wellens video
>>149816452>crashI'd say the whole experience. He's being tested every single day. Even mentally, this is looking traumatic. For me an emotional mess with low stress threshold, this tour as poogacar would have had me DNF. He's not as retarded but still very clearly ADHD and highly emotional, he is showing himself to struggle immensely. Never seen him so bitchy and combative off the bike, maybe giro 24 where he seemed depressed.
He's on the ropes.
If Pogi takes Riis' Hautacam record tomorrow I'm gonna squeak so hard
https://x.com/i/status/1945553031367405604
>>149816629Are you also stressed out britbong?
>>149816640I think Pogi is more of a pasta person
Do you think Pogacar riding so conservatively until now harms his chances?
>>149816701No he has to. Visma are provoking him like crazy to get in his head. Stay calm
>>149816640These days they got better food and rounder wheels though so it's not unlikely
>>149816701I dint see how he'd have gained time stage before the rest day. He looked shit. Jumbo bullied him. He couldn't drop vingegaard. Jorgenson is still technically a GC threat which keeps things complicated. If he had the legs which he clearly didn't, he should have tried to gain another minute and kill jorgenson. He's been the anvil since the stage he first won. He's just about matched it every time even showing more strength than vingegaard but we'll see. Tomorrow is the decider for this tour. It might not be won tomorrow but we'll know the winner I think.
He doesn't really have the team to defend now without almeida. If jumbo use tactics well it'll cause so much strain on him. Can't wait. Tomorrow he'll either solo winning by 40s or lose a minute. All or nothing from Visma tomorrow.
>>149816701guess weโll know tomorrow
>>149816681This tour has me sweating profusely and I need to shower after some stages. Best GT I've seen yet, and Giro 25 was the until now.
I NEED vingegaard to put up a fight for this. I will buy a Visma duvet and pillow case. I will buy a Visma key chain. I will buy a Visma bottle.
Start flooding cycling twitter with AI blacked porn or urska. We must wage psychological warfare on behalf of Visma and vingegaard.
>>149816823average visma fan
>>149816779I'm getting a bit of Tourmalet stage 2023 vibes. Visma think Pogi is weak and go all out, but it might end up backfiring.
If he is feeling good, he can piggyback off the Visma train to launch his attack.
>>149816814Trine looking sexier by the day. We need Visma to sell Trine plastic sex arses. I'd buy 3.
>>149816803UAE getting a streak of bad luck takes away from the excitement. Perhaps it will be closer now but it just feels cheapened
>>149816814Bet she was masturbating furiously at the images of Pog going down.
>>149816835I suspect they'll use jorgenson to answer this question. Poogacar consistently has covered jorgenson attacks. If they try a leapfrog attack with kuss and jorgenson, if UAE leave it to the team then they might have their answer. You can't leave those two to a team chase when you have shitty Yates and no almeida.
Visma killing it on the first climb is a given. Hautacam will have to be strategic otherwise I think you're right it'll be very prone to backfire.
But circumstances are different, poogacar looks weaker, his teams fucked, just had a crash extreme first week. Race is far more open this time.
>>149816855>that post>that flagThe crash was a result of Visma strategy to cause chaos. UAE were caught out twice because of this, that's their own error. Illness? Potentially 3 UAE riders are I'll right now, or have been during the race. Compare to visma's 1, wout.
Preparation hasa bit factor, maybe too aggressive weight stripping, maybe improper 'bubble' etc. Luck is a very convinient way of dispelling any blame. Visma have been impeccable in every sense. As people say, UAE is just movistar with 10x the budget.
>poogacar loses time tomorrow
Great for the tour, it'll be open again and great to watch
>poogacar wins the tour tomorrow with alien performance
Does not matter because my Albania goons camping up ventoux will break his legs anyway
Kino tour
>>149816942It is luck tho, no one will care if pissma win now
>>149816960>>poogacar loses time tomorrowOnly if Jumbo Vismas get their tactics right. Jonas needs to attack at the end of col du soulor
>>149817004>col du slurpur
>>149817029>have to look for primoz in the fraud list he saved so many matches so far
A guy died in Valle d'Aosta. On his birthday as well.
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Maybe not on his birthday after all
>>149816902Remco will bring it back lol
>>149817029>Florian Lipowtizliterally who
>>149817088Ive noticed teams have soft alliances. Like remco and alpecin are both pro UAE. They communicate and work together. Other trams seem to be pro Visma. I feel EF and UnoX are generally less pro UAE making them pro Visma by default. Ineos, bora, Bahrain and similar level teams seem very impartial.
There's definitely collusion in the peloton. Not super direct and obviously but back scratches most certainly.
Urska getting spitroasted by a pair of young fertile bucks inside the ventoux lighthouse
>unironic blacked cuck
how pathetic do you have to be, mou was right bunch of jews
>>149817061damn, 19 years old too
Urska sampling marseille's finest world renowned BBC
>>149817029If LipoGOAT goes thermonuclear tomorrow and wins I would be more than happy.
>"hey bini, did you enjoy urska last night?"
>"yeah man, she squealed like a pig"
lol what triggered this britfag schitzo this time? Hautacam isn't until tomorrow
>"ire man I be smoking di 'erb an poundin' di urska raaastifari"
>>149816701>Pogacar riding so conservatively until nowDid he really? He won two stages already. Where else should he have attacked? No big mountains so far.
>brit
its prob some pakicel
>>149817270what a weird thing to say
you should take a deep look inside at yourself and decide whether your life is worth living
>>149817061Samuele Privitera, rip lil dude :(
>>149817061Damn
I saw the posts on Twitter earlier about him being in the hospital and that it was serious
F
>>149817425He would have had a third too if he could outsprint grug
>>149815049isn't mou croat? lol
>>149815607>https://x.com/NBCSCycling/status/1945536659401183299how does a french person interpret that as 'seething'
?
so 2000 Lance doped to the gills couldn't come within a minute of Riis and you expect Pogi, Fishboy and Memco to do it? Kek
>>149818524Riis was a massive fraud
>>149818524Rounder wheels, nutrition and training it's all it takes
why are pogikwab fans such unhinged violent psychos? side effects from copying their idol's drug stack?
>>149817232big beautiful crรชpe
>>149818524>>149818812modern bikes make a difference
>>149819623Welcome to the world of sport betters on twitter Tobias. Try to go straight next time
>>149816814>fatugly mutt roastkys
>Outspeeding the shark,
>And the sword-fish dark,
>Under the Oceanโs foam,
>And up through the rifts
>Of the mountain clifts
>He passed to his Dorian home.
Too many burgers itt time for Europe to take over again
>>149820015youre a badfren
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>>149816162Wake up early
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>>149819623next time follow your line hahahaha
>>149817061They said he chuted on his own and his helmet came off and he hit something with his head. Rip.
He rode for hagens berman which is a team that has delivered a lot of wt riders
>>149820347These things are so random
>t. 65 vo2max with a 3.9w/kg FTP
Shimano bros, we're getting redeemed
>>149820562shimano jumped 1,77% today kek
>>149820562>Capture d'รฉrcanundercover squeker
The fish and the bees will pay today
>>149820562superior japanese gearing folded over a thousand times
>Danish flags will disappear after today
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haut a cam? i sure hope it does!
>>149820562long hours on a road doing nothing finally paid off for that shimano mechanic guy
>>149820757you are right bert, you are right
>/^United Kingdom$/;boards:sp>/^Denmark$/;boards:spthe schizos are on overdrive and need to be dealt with accordingly
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>>149820845what happened to that guy canโt even remember his name
>>149820886the UNO-X Retirement home for danes who cant run good
the norvegian shitter didnt even get a yellow card btw
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>>149820758>It has animated wings
>>149820841Feminists hate her
>>149820844Day of his life. Bragging to all his jaleous collegue motards for years to come
>>149820903its quite ridiculous also Jonas fans are unhinged blaming Pogi for the crash because he had only one arm on the bike because he was on the radio. Even if he was riding hands free that retard had no right to cross him. Uno-X shitter was simply too slow to pass him normaly even while accelerating
>>149820947woman hating woman a classic
>>149820966in the previous thread
>>149812929
>>149820954Meanwhile Ballerini got a yellow card for being crashed on without any kind of responsbility
Finna running casual 5k, then lay down on the park grass chill a little bit, then suntan for an hour, buy a watermelon and watch the kino stage enjoymaxxing
>>149820996yeah i found it thanks! :D
What a pro
>>149821014>Runningwtf is wrong with you?
>>149820954Dude didn't even clipped his front wheel but his handlebar.
they want 22 quid to ship a keyring and a bet sheet set, that is diabolical. Unsure if I can justify that. It'll be on hold until the end of the stage. Jonas take significant time and I buy a nice keyring and bed sheet set. If no, I cancel the order.
>>149821160BREXIT MEANS BREXIT
>>149821196Are they paying jonas to package and ship it? Unbelievable really. 22 quid. Hopefully it comes with a Trine nude calendar.
Most important day of the season today
>>149821237May good triumph over evil
>>149821254The good guys will prevail like in all the animes I watch. It will happen. Jonas will take 2 minutes on a battered and bruised poogacar.
>>149821237Here's the script
>Pathetiq attaques on the first two cols>LIPOWITZ will attack and Remco will do the chasing>LIPOWITZ will get caught>JORGENSON will do a landaesque>VINGEGAARD will attack and DOPACAR will follow>no further attacks>V+D will finish together 10 seconds ahead of Remco, LIPOWITZ, ROGLIC of all people, ONLEY and GALL>VOKLEN will lose minutes as well as assassin Holland>RODRIGUEZ CANO and MAS NICOLAU one minute behindIn other words, a nothing burger
>>149820482Not that random IMO, if you have over 4w/kg ftp your vo2max is very likely over 60, and I've never seen over 5w/kg without a vo2max of over 70
>>149821265Yes indeed. I believe.
Justice rides today. Weโre just lucky to witness it
>>149821306no need sporza already gave five
>>149821326>go to sporza front page to check>its the headline image for the entire sitebelgian media
>>149821306he looked so different then. like a little boy
>>149821337The woutism religion shall not be questioned the ideal son-in-law of every flemish household shall be praised remembered and revered
>>149821343He has truly ripened into fatherhood
If Jonas does a backwards attack now after all the Visma shenanigans
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Can't wait
>>149821306back before Prudhomme let Skoda ruin the green jersey
>>149821466do they do the green bikes in the new colour or the old one? it would be nice fuck you to use the old colour
>>149821446Oh this stage is gonna go auch
>>149821478new one, unfortunately
i wonder what the fuck they spend their mornings on
im assuming they have a decent sleeping schedule, probably waking around 8/9 every day, still a shit ton of hours until the race starts
>>149821404If he gets dropped by wounded Pogi he should just off THE BRIDGE in shame
>>149821377Is trine Chinese or something, how the fuck is her face so fucking ugly?
are they riding Hautacam the same way the did in 22?
>>149821524reminder to run
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I'm starting to think this is a publicity stunt
>>149821551Only way up Hautacam
>>149821600itโs a gypsy honeytrap
>>149821534She is eskimo which means her vo2 max is unbelievable. The genetics of their children are tour de france winning. They're not building a family, they're building a cycling dynasty.
>>149821552if pogi and jonas collaborate, they'll beat the record, but jonas never ever wants to collaborate, he's only done it once or twice last year and that was when he was fighting with memco for second place
>>149821620no way she would allow her kids to be cyclists
>>149821629Jonas will do it solo
>>149821620Jonas children will never be cyclist
He said himself that itโs not a future he wishes for them
Will Ben Wheely go in the break if GC don't today? Pog must have a gay sex tape of Memeco that would compromise him and result in his honour killing because he will undoubtedly continue to ride for him.
>>149821643Teams and riders have cuck mentality. Like MVDP rides for poogacar. Same with remco. Siding with le big guy because they're scared. Really when you think of it Jonas and Visma are extremely noble and courageous.
Why aren't there more Kenyan riders? aren't they genetically designed for endurance sport? They dominate all distance running
Jonas is such a pleb filter. If you don't like this guy and his team of power rangers then you're really not huwhite. Simping over slavs, middle east sponsored sports teams and shady meds is so unbelievably cringe. This guy is the last bastion of hope for huwhite cycling.
>>149821673you need power for cycling. weak ass kenyans ain't pushing big watts
>>149821673I ask every time, is this a meme? I don't get why people say this retarded shit. Kenyans are extremely weak and cycling requires strength and endurance. Also they have good blood and slow twitch fibres with no strength or muscle. Great runners but stick them on a bike and they'll get dropped very easily. Africa is not suited to cyclists with maybe the exception of eritrea which generally has more strength than other east african gene pools and a history of cycling.
>>149821699I'm sure there are potential world class cyclists in Kenya. Just not the typical 50kg marathon runner type. Someone like Rudisha would make a good cyclist.
Got a dentist appointment later. Hope I donโt miss any kino.
>>149820841I'd like to demi her vollering
>>149821733you getting a check-up or have you been neglecting the floss, Hans?
Will we see Wout in the sprint today?
>>149821679being pusssywhipped by an uggo hag mistery meat asiatic looking landbest is a big no no from be
>>149821728there are potential world class cyclist in every country same as runners and swimmers
>>149821728I notice when watching WC or the olympics the african riders have really goofy riding styles and look shit on the bike. Like there was the early break in the olympics.
I think it was 2015/2016 with the tekleheiminot and kudus hype. That was kinda cool to see them in breakaways, kudus in the mountains. Media frothing does no good. Girmay a genuinely likable humble character. Maybe more will be in the coming years.
>>149821757Yes, Nubungu working the mines all his life could have been a top 10 at the tour but instead he died early from lithium poisoning. Francis Ngannou was that same story. Maybe less exist in cycling terms because it's a more specific mix of physical and mental attributes. But even within our european nations there are highly talented uncovered gems. More physiological testing needs to be done for children starting secondary schools.
*upbeat drums*
Lance Armstrong podcast check it out
*robotic*
The...Lance.... Armstrong... Experience
*loud over microphone*
Train by day Lance Armstrong podcast by night
All day
*loud guitar fade in*
>>149821797>A little 10 yo Ngubu died mining lithium ore so a german boomer can die ride his chipped e-bike into an Aldi wall at 100 km/hThis is what cycling is all about and it's beautiful
>>149821446ik AUCH ik AUCH
>>149821643>Bin Wheeler More and more muslims at the Tour. Sad
>>149821824fuck e-bikers. One day I will snap and crash one of them into the rugged exposed rock of one of the main cycling arteries in Helsinki.
>>149821446Is there a stage with a score of 10 in this tour?
>>149821877today is a 10 because of the crash
>>149821466I want to smash my computer when the motobike does the obligatory filming of the giant skoda jersey every stage.
>>149821679he's exactly what's wrong with gc shitters. never bother with any race unless it's the tour. he's a cancer to the sport and so is his stupid enabling team. there is a reason why froome is so low on the all time list
>>149821895It'll be an absolute slurper. No one will gain time.
>>149821994hang in there bubba
Jonas bros, how much wheel are we going to suck today?
>>149821953nah, Winsma will send out Jorgensen on a breakaway and he will gain 5+ minutes and win yellow, exactly like they did with Kuss at Vuelta 2025
If Visma doesnโt try to attack today I Will skip the rest of le grand boucle this year
>>149822064bro just gain five minutes on nils pollitt marc soler and johnny narvaez bro its so easy bro
Do we have any nude pics of Pogacar yet?
>>149822058Today is their only chance to really win the tour. They're going to do satelitte + full pacing up the first climb
I have decided to ride the big climbs on Zwift while watching the stages.
Today, Hautacam, Saturday Tourmalet, Tuesday Ventoux
Thank you for your attention to this matter
>>149822076fuck, this sounded stupi..., I mean, eeh, do we have pics of Pogacar which shows his "schlabbers" from yesterday, if you know what I mean, like pics from instagram or sites like that
Indoor cycling is extremely gay. Just ride outside
>>149822076wish we had some of liane
The issue with the Jorgenson plan is that Remco and the Bora boys will always follow him, and there is no way they'll let 4 GC guys go ahead like that.
>>149822098I have Urska's unaired blacked archive videos, will drop on the ventoux stage
>>149822134this is somehow nasstier than the abrahamsen nude
>>149821936Based non-watcher
>>149822134>>149822149actually this is unironically froome nude tier nasty
>>149822110I've never understood people going on gym just to run on treadmill for hours, dude just go fucking outside
its simple
if you fall, its your fault
>>149822165you will never catch me jogging around like a complete and utter peasant
>>149822079 Certainly hope you are right about the pacing part.
Got my first cyc shoes today. Slightly loose in the heel. Guess I need to send them back. How much would it suck to try and cycle with a slighlty loose heel?
>>149820841I think she's referring to how the favourites waited for pogacar but the femmes avec zwift didn't wait for her
>>149822178Yea bro just breathe the sweat and other substances in closed room instead of fresh air and sun while enjoying watching nature and hearing birds outside
>>149822205youll never catch me running inside like a complete and absoute goober either
/fit/ women are unbelievably attractive. Fertile and will produce extremely high quality off spring. Maybe cyc wants a petite little 16 year old with no muscle or some fat babatunde big arsed african?
/fit/ women are the best simple as.
>>149822188he looks like an auschwitz inmate
>>149822234nah they had better foot care in auschwitz actually
>>149822205Sometimes the weather is bad tho
What then
Checkmate
Thank you for your attention to this matter
Running in the rain is fun. Not cycling tho.
>>149822215OK fair enough
>>149822256cycling in the rain is fun, but cleaning the mess afterwards isn't.
>>149822256when its 25C+ and not too windy I actually like it. not for 2-3 hours but a bit in the rain never hurt anybody
>>149822224what do you mean by /fit/ women? runners/cyclists or tomboys? the first category is good, the second is gay af
pretty weak from fishboy eh
Fishboy is a cute twink with pretty eyes, he could do better than Trine
why are so many fans faggots?
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>>149822313I would be sooooooo good to him. Return my calls Jonas please
For me it's architect approved 2025 Hillary Duff
>>149822354holy shit imagine taking a big sniff out of that
>>149822354god damn anon, I just fapped earlier
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>everyone paying respects
>and then there's Remco just eating
>>149822376F
Reminder to tighten helmet straps. Dadberg constantly nags me about it and he's right. Granberg crashed and her helmet fell off like this rider and got brain damage.
>>149822354Had a think for pregnant women recently. Fit as fuck.
>>149822354>4 kidsher husband(s) agree
>>149822416Maybe just try not crashing?
Sounds like a skill issue to be honest.
>>149822450he had a heart attack which caused him to crash
>>149822450Do you ride with a helmet? Wait let me guess, you don't ride at all.
>>149822416How loose must your straps be for your helmet to come off?
>>149814209 (OP)so we won't have a real breakaway for 2 hours
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>>149822498Ngubu built this
today's prediction: nothing serious happens until Hautacam where Pog goes for it, Jonas follows. They finish together but Pog wins with Jonas on his ass (as is tradition). Martinez 3rd.
>>149822481means we get gc stage good thing
why is the only khazach not riding for astana?
>>149822544Israel offered better contract maybe
>>149822544FEDOROV is here actually
Fucking skies lol what a chad
on today's episode of jackass
>>149822354Madre mia, ten piedad de este pobre pecador. Would all night.
>>149822464I ride without a helmet to work but with a helmet when exercising. Fundamentally it's kind of retarded to ride without a helmet.
>>149822532Visma will slave away on Col du Soulor and isolate Pog.
Then on the Hautacam when the last gregario is done, Vingegaard won't do anything as usual.
Pog will have a dig 1km from the finish but they finish together.
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>>149822536it's usually more enjoyable when there is a breakaway and pogi and vinge attack and catch the frauds
>Pogi on his aero bike
what's he cooking? he gonna flex on jonas and climb with that heavy ass bike?
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I thought that with the end of the womeme giro Rai will start the tour broadcast earlier but there's Cobra 11 until 15:00
>>149822619why do Italians love shitty German tv shows so much?
>>149822607Making excuses already
what did they mean by this
>>149822607Big attack on Col du Soulor. He'll take minutes before the Hautacam even starts. Best way to not deal with Visma's rolling attacks is to drop them early.
Manifesting a Wout stage win
What is Joxean trying to tell us?
All things considered Im going back to sleep, nothing to see for the next 2hrs
>>149822643Well he's not on the V5Rs now, so either he changes bikes later or he's fucked from the crash, apparently.
>an entire stage of pretending that merda having half their team at the front is a threat
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Why is there no pro Italian team, did they give up cyclism ?
>>149822687UAE is Italian.
such a big break and it's probaby still doomed because visma will want to keep the pace high to attack pogi
>>149822687>>149822692Astana too. Two of the top 4 team in the world
>>149822532>>149822585Vingegaard not attacking today is unthinkable imo
>>149822692not anymore, boomer
>>149822704also Carlito is in it
>>149822715That's just VPN
>tfw I believed the hindley-highuita-vlasov superteam
>>149822716Wanted to make that post yesterday
Today is the day Visma's gonna crack Pogi
>52
lmao, just drill it, have BOC and Emu fight it out for GC
50 riders and they won't escape Politt
poor politt has been tasked with catching a 52 man break
EF sitting in the back lol yea we send one rider good luck everyone
>>149822767today and the mont ventoux stage are probably the worst days for him
>>149822767means pogi feels good and wants the stage
what's your favourite climb in general?
for me, it's Alto de lโAngliru, 23,5% max gradient is something else, and it's aesthetic
commentators keep repeating that UAE has nobody in the break
Moronic Eurosport commentators keep ignoring Wellens is on the first group
SSSSSLLLLUUUUUURRRRRRRPPPPPPP
>>149822849>>149822850belgian NC jersey confusing them
in case you missed it after pogi chuted yesterday fish immeditaly went out of the saddle
>>149822890>why are they on the aero frame
>>149819623bear in mind that they are slovenians
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Rog with a crime against cycling fashion
>>149822893And then they'll complaint races are too dangerous
>>149822907That's fucked up
so will pogi use the aero bike tomorrow?
>>149822919dont you see im at the top?
>>149822907every gram counts
he will go paranormal today
>>149822919next to the yellow, he looks over sees him crashing and immediately goes out
Carlos rodriguez boring as fuck like every hispanic rider. Monotone dull boring racer.
>>149822924Not the full TT bike, but the Y1Rs seems likely
Kek, Bora saying "you're stupid if you don't think roglic is ready". Big words those.
Surely Hirschi will do something today
>>149822958Ready to crash
>>149822929More like paraplegic
>>149822961Lmao, if he doesn't get top 5 Bora lose all credibility.
Guys I thought the mountains started today ... Why is the road still flat ?
I've not been scammed, right ?
>potentially great day
ho ho ho Ineos are a standing joke
July 17, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Ineos leading the big breakaway group. This could be a potentially great day for them, if they can propel Rodrรญguez back into the top ten on GC, and possibly higher.
>>149822971nigga, look at the op pic
>>149822971starts at 16:00
Pogi not looking good today
Its going to 31c on the climbs
>>149822971correct, Horse Category is a Project Bluebeam hologram
>>149822912Was there ever a jap pro cyclist? I cant think of a single one.
>Lotto x Intermarchรฉ fusion in the works
Belgian tax payer money bailing out the walloons again
Is peacock worth getting? The free streams keep stuttering or quitting and I'm starting to get fed up. Not sure if I should just bite the bullet and get a month.
>>149823000This guy is the only jap with prestigelisten points
RemKING is taking the yellow tommorow
>>149823013And Beppu. Proconti quite a few more
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Pogi annoyed by the camera motor
>>149823005So the Flemish team managed its money so badly that the state had to help it much sooner than the Walloon team?
>>149823000Todome Yuhi is the only Jaoanese runner currently signed for a WT team.
https://www.procyclingstats.com/nation/japan/me/overview/contract-riders
how do you know a stage was slurp? when youre at last km and there is not a single entry point in the timeline
>>149822971Yes. Itโs another slurper today
>>149823011per OP:
https://thedaddy.click/stream/stream-31.php
Be prepared for aids-tier commentary though TNT suck, but the stream is very robust.
>>149822981So in 2.5 hours correct? Not sure if I can make it back from the gym in time
>>149823011commercial breaks are always shit but other than that why not? no buffering stuttering bullshit
t. credit card benefit includes peacuck
>>149823029the walloon team is already basically bankrupt and at verge of relegation to
Milan seething at the moto
>>149823049I wanna watch PiP mode on mobile and I don't think peacock has that. Also only 1.5 more weeks left of TdF.
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>>149823033the only objective slurpage meter is the number of posts in /cyc/
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>Y1RS
why?
why remco no golden helmet today
>>149823071bike swap incoming
>>149814985I think he is Juan Ayuso.
>>149823075That gold cooks your head me thinks
>between the 3 of us, who would win a swordfight?
fags
>>149823096In a sword fight between friends, there are no losers
TO be fair the romanian is extremely defensive over mou and parrots everything he says. That is suspicious.
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>>149823102Incorrect. The last one to cum loses and has to eat the bisquit
Just tuned in.
>Pogacar getting a tow from a car
Wasn't this cheating cunt crapping on about sportsmanship yesterday?
>>149823111Everyone gets towed back to the peloton by cars. Against the rules, but never enforced.
>pogi dropped before the mountains even began
its over
The most kino outcome would be Pogacar losing about 4 minutes today and 2 tomorrow
Then he goes ultrathermonuclear in Ventoux and Alps
>>149823120that's not true they enforced on ganna after his crash *for some reasons*
Why is Politt pulling? Will Pog really attack today after crash
>>149823129He won't gain 5 minutes in the alps without almeida
They said Pogacar dropping back was because of a toilet break.
I always assumed the riders just pissed themselves... so a poo break?
>>149823132if you don't attack you are attacking (you)rself
>>149823147Don't need Almeida when you attack 120km from the finish
>>149823149Not seeing the code anywhere...
>>149823149MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>149823145best moment today
nothing will top this
>>149823148Early in the stage they stop to piss
Why did they show that lmao
>>149823149ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh im so horny bros
>>149823129I've heard this story in 2022 and 2023. Didn't happen both times.
If he's going to lose that much time, he's simply not good enough to go "thermonuclear".
UNO-X pulling as a sorry for their assasination yesterday
>>149823178It's because of a chute this year
>>149823148He is just angling for something to bitch about later.
>UAE car out of iceHoly fuck how unprofessional can you be?
>>149823194Can the car go ahead and stop at a petrol station to get their riders some slushies?
slushy? that has to be code for something. they didnt sound like they were joking around
>UAE staff member: "Tadej is fine. He had a difficult 12 hours and didn't sleep much. He has recovered well. But it's one thing to feel good in the hotel and then on the bike"
Lie or not?
Danish broadcast calling UAE very Italian (it's not a good thing).
Do they really have room for slushy machines in the team car?
>>149823214No, that's why they are out.
>>149823211>He's fine>didn't sleep well>recovered wellThere's probably a lie in there somewhere amongst the truth.
>>149823211That he did not sleep much is true, tha he recovered well is unkown. Apply the principle of embarrassment: anything which makes their runner seem in worse shape is true, anything which eases doubts about his condition adds no information.
>>149823221Why would we force our close Italian friends pay?
>>149823212They're still Lampre at heart
>>149823145the fatty trying to get into the action but being completely ignored by the other two lol
and uhhhh... yeah. so we... yeah. Yeah... we did good uhh yeah.
All the peloton thinks Pogacar wants to take his revenge in Hautacam
>>149823255I thought he's a judge at first, but then he started stabbing the guy.
>>149823211It's all speculation until he has to go deep
>>149823062he's just sieg heiling
>>149823211Yea im thinking itโs pogover
Just got off from work
Give me a rundown of what has happend so far, please
>>149823287too much you missed it all
>>149823287>off from work>3pmstop living on welfare
>>149823287literally nothing
unironical highlight was this
>>149823145
Pog might be ded, but Slovenia will host the grand depart in either 2028 or 2029
>>149823302Sleeping is hard work, m8.
>>149823302Fuck you i get to work at 06:00 or 07:00
>>149823307nooo, it was supposed to be our turn!
Business idea: introduce weight classes
I would pay good money to see Milan vs Kristoff on Hautacam
>>149823307Omrzel will take minutes in the Slovenian Alps
>>149823302pretty standard id say, i work usually from 7 to 14
>>149823307Tour de Europe incoming
>>149823317unless Bittner wins a stage we get nothing
>>149823307Seixas chute 10km from the finish
>>149823307I hope they go through my town, so that we can get some new roads
>>149823322wtf actually a good idea
who agrees the tour should start in germany????
>>149823322Just get Lantern Rouge price back
>>149823339First time someone touched his pp
>>149823347Shouldn't have lost the war then.
>>149823358while we was Fighting a war you was fucking kangooros !
Vuelta of Espana this year won't touch Espanol soil until stage 7
>>149823322I like that idea, Polit would stomp them though
>>149823365You were loosing the war to the ausis dummy.
>>149823365>we was>you waspicrel is you
Actually, the Tour should start with a Torre mountain ITT.
What do you guys play whilst watching the Tour ?
>>149823368They are also staying away from inhumane temperatures. It might be the worst Vuelta in years
>>149823391if they really want to stay away from inhumane temperatures, they need to move Vuelta back to april
>>149823382shut up EFLcuck
Big tours should start with a team time trail thats how you present the teams and riders.
>>149823388All the devices inside the /cyc/ office are tapped, no chances for playing anything.
>>149823381gla- gal- gla galb i nedddddd
>>149823388I am extremely concentrated on the tv screen for 5 hours straight like everyone else, what the FUCK are you talking about
>>149823284Apparently fractured his fingers while catching a food bag.
>>149823311Jasper died for this farce
>>149823423gc top ten? just spitballing no idea really
>>149823426He changes his plan everyday
Does today count as a big mountain stage? And if so, is it one of the -big- mountain stages of the tour?
>>149823429makes sense in a way
>>149823388Gooning to big watts
>>149823442The real reason is that Rodriguez is a threat for Johannessen in GC
>>149823437No its a flat stage
>>149823365more like losing a war to emus
I become very racist when watching TdF
>>149823311>hmm hmm those are indeed some frog fingers yes
Gianetti said Pogi slept well
firefighters should be neutral. what a joke
I JUST SAW JONAS DICK EWWWWWWWWW
haha they showed the benis of jonas
>>149823457Thanks. Guessing that means moderate chance of happenings.
>>149823513little sausage dick XDDDDDD
Why doesn't the breakaway just ride faster so the peloton can't catch them? Are they retarded?
>>149823513>Doing hardcore cardio>Still the size of a canHe's packing at least 11".
>>149823423Pulling for visma yet again proving they are in cahoots.
>>149823513This is why we need 8K
>>149823513wout finally helping jonas
>>149823513wtf why do they film this
Who has the biggest schlong on tour?
>>149823518why donโt the formula car just pass the other cars lmao
>>149823513huuuuge. pogi could never
>>149823536for some reason the sudacas all have big schlongs
>>149823513ayo Jonas is packing
>>149823513business idea: give riders Viagra to save time taking out their dicks in their high rise bid shorts while pissing. Adds as a balance of performance too because it takes away blood from the legs and carries it to the penis.
>>149823561and how are you going to piss with the boner?
my dick goes fucking tiny when I bike, I always need to warm it up afterwards because the foreskin is so piled up I can't pee properly
>>149823543I think Nils has huge anaconda in his pants
>>149823561exactly how does it save time having a hard on?
>>149823575I can see this very mountain from my house
>>149823589why lie on the internet?
>>149823584It's science m8, no one knows
>>149823603I understand..
>>149823589based, my ex is originally from near mont-de marsan, you're lucky to live in the best region of all france
>>149823584>and how are you going to piss with the boner?it avoids the mobility routines they are doing now with their high rise bib shorts in order to pee. Havent you seen their new piss techniques?
Get your predictions in now, who wins the stage?
>>149823536GAVIRIA
the man has a MONSTER slong
strengthened myself with two birra. Time to head further up this godless mountain. Itโs too hot
>>149823615The pyrenees is the worst montain lil bro
>>149823620seems harder getting your stiffy out of your pants, than a tiny softy
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alright that's enough penis talk thank you
>>149823637i dont have it saved but im sure schizobrit, rusbert or bertacek has it
Big brain TV2 sending a reporter that barely speaks English
>>149823647Tiny peepee detected
>>149823561They already tried that
https://www.tntsports.co.uk/cycling/team-sky-used-viagra-to-examine-performance-benefits-at-altitude_sto6086162/story.shtml
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>>149823655Must have stellar dick sucking skills
>>149823632I'm talking about BASQUE
>>149823639YOURE NOT GETTING IT OUT YOURE JUST PISSING OUT OF THE PANT OPENING
why is /cyc/ so fucking gay
>>149823672you realize what sport your watching right
>>149823676name 5 homos in the pro peloton, I wait
>>149823672Cycling is a man's sport, that's why
>>149823669Mont-de-Marsan isn't in the basque country thoughever
>>149823681Tadej Pogacar is one
>>149823670you need to work a little more on your business idea
>>149823513How many km remaining when it happened please ???
>>149823672It's now gay to complement someones nice and big shlong?
>>149823684I never said it was, watch your tone with me grenouille
>>149823672You fuck boys for fun and women to make children, simple as
>>149823676its not cycling problem, its a 4chan problem
>>149823672only gay if you want it to be
alright enough fucking about let's drill this climb now
>>149823513do you have a webm of that?
>>149823681Ethan Hayter
Tom Pidcock
Jarno Widar
Gianni Moscon
Elie Gesbert
>>149823652I have it but the last time I posted it I got banned
>>149823710hmmm actually seems legit
>>149823710You forgot Brian Cockquard
>>149823681Pidcock
Hayter
Hayter
Tarling
Brennan
>>149823714I spoke to Chinese moot, you are good to post
climb starts at 57km left
>>149823652I have plenty of penises saved by Gaviria's is not one of them
>Mountains in 5 minutes
Finally.
>>149823714take on for the team and post gaviria's python
>>149823723I was going to name 5 brits too but i decided that was too boring. and moscons obviously a dl fag. also forgot DOUBLE pictured here
>>149823708Thanks a lot !
ok janny avert your eyes for a few seggonds
>>149823739Roglic and spanish camera man in la vuelta is an impressive source
I'm sure someone of the 50 riders "breakaway" is winning today
God, the Pyrenees are so kino
>>149823760absolutely hsv
svw
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>>149823767What the FUCK did you just say!?
Imagine having green grass in summer
>>149823760her pussy is not even that meaty. I've munched worse
>>149823762everything is far away and expensive but there's no turks
>>149823762No Internet, no sewer system, first shop ~50km away, postal services take weeks to reach you
>>149823763Did the GR10 once can recommend going to do the haute-route one day but probably when iโm retired because you need so much time
>>149823781It actually rains in the southwest
>>149823777why does this look like the Werder Bremen logo?
Wait, someone died yesterday?
whats wrong with that sign?
>>149823802yes a young italien lad in the Aosta race got VAXXED
>>149823806it's for the australian tourists
>>149823806Farmer protest or something
here we go
shitters out the back
>>149823806The image is mirrored. It's like when you film with the selfie camera the image gets flipped.
>>149823806Farmers protest, they did the same thing in the village next door.
>>149823820I fucking hate farmers so damn much.
Why are they even in the mountains. I thought the mountains was the last refuge against farmers.
give your energy to Jonas so that he can defeat the devil and save ciclismo
>>149823827Fucking farmers
Must be comfy living in Ferrier
the backwards attack setup begins
fish already in trouble yeah this is over
>Sivasqueak risen after one rest day of having lunger infection
lol
i bet quintana will attack any minute now
Sivakov is like nice I dont have to pull for once
today the tour gets decided
if Jonas can't drop a wounded Pogi then he might aswell go home
otherwise Jonas drops him and takes a minute atleast
>>149823870Already did actually
visma already killing their riders on the firs climb, nice!
The rest day transfusion did Sivaque good
I love Visma. When you want software for your business its the way to go.
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kwab
>>149823827mountains are full of cows and goats mate
frauds getting exposed already. LOVE IT
Martinez stays the most inconsistent rider in the peloton
LENNY this guy is killing me
wonder if we get a remco blowout ala vuelta
>>149823896>literally whodor
when is bertaczech posting the penises?
Don't fall for Squillaume's games. He's just racing at his own pace while others are burning matches.
Why is Allah not helping Memco?
>KWABPOOL
>KWABPOOL
>KWABPOOL
>>149823914holy shit called it
holy kek you stupid fraud
help we need a next next next next next next Merckx
They should consider starting at 5:30 so everyone is done before the midday heat. Cant support climbing steep when its +30c.
So when Remco was crying about stopping yesterday to wait for Pogacar, that was just him wanting a break. Kek.
>dropped by crampy
AHAHAHAH
get ready berts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EIy1-hylTY
>>149823927Le big brain philosopher man
This is why Lipowitz is higher potential than Remco. He's a fucking retard.
How the fuck did he arrive here in worse shape last year?
Remco will go thermonuclear tomorrow.
UAE is very fraudulent. At least they got Narvaez who doped all spring in Ecuador
>>149823914how could you hans...
REMCO DEAD
>>149823829Mini-Hitlers who love to cry while living on land worth millions.
I read in some Braudel book about how in Europe the presence of cattle made it so that mountain areas could be used by farmers. Thus these areas where integrated into the political formations of the low lands.
In contrast in China there was no cattle and no useful way for low landers to use and "civilize" the mountain areas. Because of this mountainous areas remained unintegrated long into modernity.
>>149823970*than last year
>introduced my new zoomer co-worker to ciclismo before the Dauphine start
>"hey bert today is gonna be pretty good huh? look at this insane head-to-head bet i made for today!"
oh god what have i done berts
he is gonna spend his entire pay on this TDF
>whole Visma train ahead
>Vingegaard still on Pogi's ass
he is such a fag
When did tete de la course change his name to tete de course?
Tobias getting ready to heem Pogi again
>>149823992You groomed him
just get off the bike Axel
>>149823992lend him money at fraudulent interest rates, go all the way now
>>149823992Remember to get a % cut of the massive winnings
Gaps are going to be huge
Pogi gonna crest this hill with no gregarios left
that's the tour for memco
What's next for Memco? Stages and polka dots?
Remco is so tiring man. Just be good
>>149824001>>149824007its the danish male zoomer lifestyle today
betting, alcohol and snus
its sad their brains are fucked
>>149824007>Lending money to degenerate gamblersUnless you're willing to be a standover man and force him into slavery, you'll never get your money back.
>imagine pogi in a strong team
oh no memco.... I did not expect this to happen.... insha'Allah you will climb back and let them smell a poopy
>>149823999hey don't deadname the course
jonas
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>>149824015>>149824023>snusReally? I thought zoomies were obsessed with vapes
>>149824020Lipo domestique training for next season
>>149824022He'll lose 6 minutes or something. It's over.
>>149824025>Unless you're willing to be a standover man and force him into slaveryYes!?
so huh...they do know that there is over 5km of this climb plus one more climb AND Hautacam left?
are we gonna see a ALL IN attack like jonas did on Tourmalet?
Tour 2025: Remco Evenepoel surprisingly has to drop on the first climb of the tour
Is it just me or does Remco blow harder than the ayatollah of china?
>>149824032no
you can only get menthol and tobacco falvour vapes here, rest are illegal
so its the snus mafia that rules this country
remco just.. gave up or what?!?
he doesnt look dead at all wtf is the deal with this mental AND body size midget
>>149824023nicotine, booze, and betting are hardly specific to zoomers
>>149824041>KrautAh, you'll make him pay it off with his body. Gotcha.
>we've missed the timeline of memco pulling for Landismo's podium
>>149824057Snus is the shame of Scandinavia
>>149824058He's preparing for TT tomorrow
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it's over
JORGENSON AND S. YATES LรCHรS
Bora Bulls, we are feasting
Visma looking a bit light on the front, not many left
>>149824057Really? Unsurprising. It was certainly targeted at kids.
JORGENSEN dropped kek, get fucked looser
Benny Hill dood
son of Jรธrgen dood
jorgenson is such a fraud lmao
>>149824057>zoomers willingly ruining their dental health retards
Funny thing is I predicted this months ago but you INFIDELS laughed at me. Who is laughing now? It is I, I am laughing now.
oh no no no no vismoidbros, did we get too cocky?
>>149824076MY EMPEROR
HAIL CAESAR
Pogi not trying to kill jorgensen... hmmmm...
macron is here to witness pogi coronation
Macron looks like he's been on Pog's slushies for the last hour
Honestly just fuck jorgenson off. Make this a ride into the sun. Win or die.
>Jorgenson
fuck this burger ginger cunt
let him die
Amirail is absolute sulphur these days
visma blew up all their hjelpers and they didn't even reach the hautacam yet. what a big brain strategy.
>>149824112He's just like me
>>149824112Russians are bizarrely obsessed with Brigitte's crotch
>>149824112Stop it, I already like him
>>149824078>>149824095gather a group of 100, twenty year old danish zoomers and my guess would be that around 80 of them do snus
>>149824124"Brigitte".. more like jean luc trogneux
visma still not gaining on 1st group interesting
>>149824134Your low IQ is showing
>>149824124They are the 3rd or 4th biggest contingent on /pol/, and there is no group more obsessed with genitals than those morons.
So many are overheating.
I overheat fas asf as well.
>slowing down for KUSSEN in Vuelta
>slowing down for son of jรธrgen in the TDF
fuck these burgers
>>149824143of course not, they slowed down because son of jurgen and yatesi are WASHED
Jorgenson should ask the UAE car for some of that magical pickle juice
here's how evenepoel can still win:
wheelsucking sudaca looking good
healy is fucking boiling lol
what a terrible day to have a crisis
even soler is passing healy
Rembroโs we need to regroup reoriantate find new objectives
i just remembered that my co-worker bet on Remco being better than Roglic today
BIG mistake
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Been asking about this for 15 years but never got a proper answer, WHAT or WHOM is HC?
up the pace I want more death
kill the jobbers
Comign back just in time from the gym to see Remco crack
LMAO
>>149824184what's that black thing
fucking retard france tv commentator saying marc solรฉ
>>149824194horse category
>>149824190This was a safe bet tho
>>149824189moslem studies?
What's the temperature at? Any knowers?
>>149824198Di Grazia influence
>>149824194my grandfather
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>>149824194horse category for roads so steep only horses can get up them
>>149824159My bet is that they're bluffing. If he really was getting lachรฉe here he's going to lose 10 minutes on hautacam
Visma pace so brutal even Soler is coming back
>>149824194horse categorie
>>149824197ice pouch. put it on your neck and it really cools your down
>>149824208Probably like 35c
>>149824194https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hors_cat%C3%A9gorie
>>149824194Haute Couture its a fashion brand that sponsors the mountain stages
>>149824208aroun 22C at the top of the climbs so aroun 10-12C higher in the valleys
>>149824194Climb so hard a 20s Citroen couldn't get up it.
>>149824209I'm so glad he's gone
Guess Healy didn't get his 200g of sugar per hour
Remember when Woods kwabbed Jorgenson on Puy de Dome
>>149824194hors categorie
>Memco
Proof Allah isn't real
whatever happens, don't let a leaf blow over the line first.
>>149824254good times, whereโs that jorgenson fellow anyway
God I love seeing velos go up a mpountain
>>149824194In the old days these climbs were so fearsome that it was believed they could not be surmounted by humans with single speed wheels, only the horse could prevail against this might. The organisers put them in to troll the race.
>>149824259He's going to spontaneously combust
>Jonas isn't going to attack at all today
>Instead he's going to lose time to Pogacar
Letโs stick together frenchbroโs
>>149824259Disadvantages of getting an Irish passport. Any sunlight cooks you.
feel bad for healy
heat insulation on the bike is the worst
>>149823083but Ayuso hates Pogi
>>149824276>That little winkMy FUARKING PRISIDENT
>>149824276Jonas always loses time when Macron is there btw
>>149824275It's true, visma riders pulling uae all the way up and it's not even H A U T E yet
>>149824172Some initial recommendations:
>Hire a Molenbeek terrorist cell to sabotage UAE from the inside>take more time off at home to install a kitchen and prayer room>wait for a Tour with 200 TT kilometres >skip Ramadan (need the regular gains)>hire the Al-Yatesi triplets as superdomestiques>ask Patje for better dopage>learn to descend etc.
>>149824275>lose 10 secs to pogi>gain 3 mins on everyone else
>>149823083ayuso hates pogi, almeira and like everyone
>>149824208I fucking died yesterday going on a chill 7km at 25C
>>149824225lmfao I'm crying
the crash
>Woods on a downhill
yea he is getting caught again
Surely the next bottle will fix him
That Irish fraud is seeing the sun for the first time
my dead grandma could outride healy
can we talk about how fucking PASS NORMAL Narvรกez is right now
god damn what the fuck did he eat for breakfast
>>149824312less doped that campenaerts
>>149824316JUST 500ML MORE OF WATER
>>149824299He was at Hautacam in 2022
Healy used up all the slushy in the car.
Wait is Pogi already isolated???
>>149824276Czech tv called him Jacques Chirac
Man I just love the Pyrenees
bora bros are so back, not a single match has been wasted by them so far
Where the fuck was Vlasov the entire race?
>>149824330i am channeling no chute energy. I want a fair proper fight
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surviving among the sharks
Remco limiting
IT4S NOT OVER YET
>>149824337narvaez survived the climb, memco is such a fraud
>>149824325He's always there on any terrain. Insane, really.
>>149824354he's terrible descender
he's a fucking english rat he's not irish
Legobros, how do you pronounce Vingegaard? The commentators here insist on calling him "Wyn-ge-gort" but that seems really wrong to me.
remco only down 40secs now
Healy must be soaking wet
love Remco getting exposed
>>149824370if he was so shit on this climb, he won't do shit on hautacam
How the fuck do they descend like that? Surely you're ded if you make the slightest mistake
I'm so scared of descending
>>149824389The weak should fear the strong
>>149824379He's only lost 40 seconds, so it's not a complete exposure just yet.
>>149824389https://youtu.be/xCqchm7T_jc?si=GuG0byY67VBzZvCE
>>149824369ใดใฃใณใฒใดใผ
Remgoon might be a heatlet
remco is GAINING going downhill
only 25secs behind now
>>149814209 (OP)if pogi wins the stage, he gets polka jersey back, no?
>>149824391>alhamdulillahmore like amaaigezietlila
>>149824422wollah manneke
old man Armirail always does these hold up atleast once a GT
>Luc Leblanc
Faithful old doper
Wished we could have cameras mounted on these bikes
>>149824405verboten position!!
Armirail has become a real breakaway merchant since leaving FDJ
I have this overwhelming desire to straighten Healy's neck
>Tvl burned for tommorows TT
Please donโt forget that Ineos did a giga fail today
>>149824420he should, yes. he will have 27 points and higher overall placing
Simon Yatesi being used at the wrong moments right now
>>149824389i only descend with 50km/h im not risking my life for some strava segment. Probably already hurts like shit if you fall at that pace. I once nearly crashed 10 meter deep into a ditch
I've seen enough. Rogla wins the stage
>>14982447618 minutes is a lot
Jorgenson still cooked
he is so close to being dropped
Vingegaard looks VERY strong. This is our time Dane bros
>>149824464should be number one choice for gc tbqh
>>149824482what a fraud after trying so hard to feud with Pogi
memco coming back? stop the slurp
You know the pace is shit when Cristian Rodriguez is still there
>Bora buying another washed-up hasbeen
>Bardet from moto
what's the point, everything he said we already knew
>>149824389Once you break bones once you lose that fear
>muh dark horse
KWAB KWAB KWAB
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Jorgensen already dropped
yesterday niggers told me that jorgenson is some top 3 gc man
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it's Jorgover
Kuss DONE
Visma fucked while Pogi still got two domestiques
Is dropping your own servants all part of the plan?
COME ON KEV YOURE FASTER THAN REMCO YOUR FASTER THAN JORGENSON
Vauquelin on the podium in Paris
hello, is this the official laugh at Jorgenson thread?
>>149824533memco and jorgenson
>>149824529humiliation ritual
Visma super mountain team is crumbling
Visma was sandbagging hard the last week they seemed to have the strongest mountain haelpers
hahahhaahaha vismoids dropping
Why Jonas not attack, what's Visma tactics?
Pogacar gonna kill the tour today, its over.
>>149824547waiting for Hautacam
Armirail had his bikefit from a gay man I think. Point of his saddle straight up his ass
Adam Yates the most loyal servant after the pole making his comeback today
Pogi looks really fucking good
and now he sends Yatesi to the front
cest fini
>>149824547*squeaks in tourist*
>>149824554very /tri/ innit
armirail tip of the saddle chad
>>149824552Bro what Hautacam they only got Jonas left
jonas only has yates left? mmbbbhhwhahahaha
>Armirail put 1min on G2 in 3km
Home turf advantage
>>149824547he loves Pog's ass too much so he prefers to look at it instead of attacking
>>149824554Its one of the funniest things I've seen in a while.
Don't worry pog is weak from the crash trust me jonas can drop him we don't even need helpers
Amirail saw Macron in the car when it passed him. JVPITER gave him an EPO wink and now he'll win the stage.
Jonas all alone now?
what the fuck is going on with Visma
must be frustrating having a shitsma shitter in your wheel
>>149824570what if weakened pogi still superior to jonas?
Stop brother on brother violence
Narvaez full leadout at the foot of Hautacam
Imagine if Almeida was also here. And Vismoid thought there team was better
Honestly Visma have really, really let Vingegaard down today. It's still not over, but holy fuck they've fucked it.
>>149824582what if you watched more than one race per year?
Jonasbros
im loading the high grade COPIUM
>>149824573Near the voiture balai with Coquard
>>149824578you just donโt get their tactics
Poor evenepoel. His existence in grand tours is truly suffering
More and more it looks like Hautacam is gonna indeed be a nothing burger
Everybody is DEAD, tomorrow is a TT, then Supersqueaknรจres
>Georg Zimmermann interview
based
Teams don't matter
Either Jonas is better on Hautacam or he isn't
>>149824602imagine watching every race and still not getting this
>visma + UAE pulling but still losing time to Tรฉte
what did they mean by this?
>>149824533yes, welcome friend
>Remco poetic comeback
I love this little mediaeval peasant like you wouldn't believe
big two with their personal Yatesi gofers each. kino.
>>149824619Bait used to be believable
>>149824612>German journaist always say he's super witty and funny. Everytime he's getting interviewed he sounds like he just got lobotomizedAre they trolling us?
>>149824620UAE fakepacing, they love to do that
REMCO WITH THE COMEBACK
APOLOGIZE
>Wellens there
Visma in the bin today holy fuck
>>149824605>im gone im dead ฯต( 'ฮ' )ฯถ
>>149824627Order your own Yates
Jonas bros, memco is coming back, worry.
>>149824630รhm, รคhm, รคhm
>>149824644i doubt that anyone is afraid of memco now
UAE outclassing Visma so hard today
UAE waiting for remco. A king always repay his debts
>>149824637he used all his energy to come back
nothing left for final climb, he dead
>>149824637I shall not, this is clearly Allah's will
Its getting later and higher if heat was the problem it should be better on the hautacam
impressive from UAE
BUT we all know that one KUSSEN nuke at the front and they are all GONE
when did the seething midget learn to descent?
>>149824658This, surely no amount of panoramix juice can get him up hauti first
these sky sports nz commentators are a bit of flavourless but still much more enjoyable than the senile fuck kelly and the recipefaggot
bro fuck off with zimmermann holy shit
>>149824674He's lead by allahs hand
at what altitude do you get natural blood doping?
is we getting a watt bomb
They better not catch Bruno or i am gonna nuke Glyngรธre
remco back just in time
this is so kino
wow im shivering on all limbs
Remking coming back for one last pull for Pogi before backpedaling
yea the legendary RIIS record is not falling today
It's our day squeaker bros
>>149824689Jlinne-g-eughe
>>149824658his aรซrodynamica facilitated the comeback
Did anyone doubt the Belgo-Moroccan chad ?
>he just keeps talking
kek
>>149824696Yeah in 1996 it was a unipuerto and they were literally freewheeling before the climb
>>149824698 grazie Dr. Ferrari
They took Zimmermann's brain out and put it back in
>>149824708>Remco Ibn al Pole
chances of armirail winning today?
CAN THEY TELL HIM TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
AAAAAARRRGGHHH STOP TALKING
remco already getting dropped on the tiniest mini hill lol
Why aren't UAE riding? They could have put visma and remco to the sword already if they wanted. At this rate the break might actually win
>>149824717>>149824713stop watching lรผgenpresse and join us on Eurosport with true cycling fans as commentators who dont talk about doping 24/7
>>149824726Pogi had a sleepless night and is injured
>>149824727imagine how comfy it must be to live there
>>1498247200%
he would need atleast 8-10 minutes head start on the favorites at the start of Hautacam
MY BODY IS READY LFGGGGAAAAAAH
>>149824734Or sporza where there is no ads
>>149824734Love peacock me, love hearing a confused Phil mispronounce names
I have the same bike fit and habits of bruno armirail when I'm on the bike. Never realized how ridiculous it looks
>>149824745it's just like here (minus trash, gypsies and stray dogs)
>>149824745You'd still have to pay our insane taxes
>>149824726They want to keep their leadout for the final also the break has 0 chance of winning
Danebros hold me
i think i might need a hug
i dont feel so good right now
>>149824734I loved the german speaking pundits they had during the 2010s, but the ads were killing me
>>149824756I just can't stay they have the gall to actually show commercials during the race
>>149824771Hugging is for children
If I ever own a million or two I move there
>>149824772they brought in a female commentator for the cultural stuff and Vogt whos legally retarded but apart from that its just like the gold old days
>>149824771stop whining, vingegaard looks strong
he'll just have to do it on his own today
>>149824783and what will you do with your remaining 50 000?
remember to eat and drink Jonas
>>149824789they voice of b*rgit is so unbearable I always smash the mute button when that hag opens here maul
>>149824734That's honestly cringier than ARD.
>>149824790>tfw no mommy gf
Hautacam alpine ski station closed forever last year due to global warming.
>>149824796spend it on coke and check out
is this year's netflix tour de france thing good
>>149824810farmers did this
>>149824791he looks strong yes
Pogacar looks like he is on a sunday ride again even after he crashed yesterday
>>149824796he will be richest man (true) in France
Please God let there be happenings
>>149824783Good cyc terrain
Few people
No cultural enrichment
Seems pretty nice
>>149824812it's clearly made for americans, so no
CLIMB STARTS AT 13.6 LEFT
>>149824810Solution is more taxes
>>149824812doesn't have uae angle last I heard
>>149824808the Bjarne corner
>>149824812worse than previous two seasons
>>149824734Wegmann is a decent play by play guy. I wish theyโd paire him with the guy who does the Sportschau stream before the broadcast starts. Florian Naร is one of the worst commentators I ever heard. His fake outrage over the striker yesterday made me kek
>>149824812Stop giving the American menace money
>>149824832>Florian Naร is one of the worst commentators I ever heard. His fake outrage over the striker yesterday made me kekThis
>>149824814With Pogi you can't tell, dude always looks like a million dollars right until he doesn't
>>149824812>is this year's netfl-no
Hate to say it but 2 min is not going to be enough for Armi
>>149824808Last time he did it at like 4km to go
Based Bruno does not want to cheat
How do they know how fast they can go around these blind corners? Seems like at least a few would crash into the barriers going blind around buildings and walls
>>149824812It's the worst of the 3 seasons imo. that said it's entertaining. they very obviously make things more dramatic than reality. for example the stage Carapaz won, the doc made it seem like Pog & Jonas were catching up to him like 30s behind. reality was they were ~7mins behind i think.
fuck
i can't watch this knowing how fucking dissapointed and sad im going to be when Jonas gets dropped
CAM BRUNO
SCORE SUM FAKKIN WATTS
can the decathlete do rampas?
>>149824812im very proud of myself for havent watch that fake shit and the /f1/ one
>>149824865pussy
i'd say it's 50-50 right now as to who drops who
>>149824865Literally me. Final cigarette before they start the final climb. Know whats going to happen. Still have time to turn the TV off, won't. Will be disappointed nonetheless.
>>149824863you usually do recon on google maps for descents the day before, in addition to general recon on the course way before
>>149824468it would be safer if you learned to go faster
Hautacam bros
LET'S GOOOOOOOO
*heavy metal music starts playing*
One twitch by Pogi and the race is over
>>149824884>google mapsimagine getting paid for just driving around in the Pyrenees
Wellens already killing Jonas domestiques lol
This is where Lance attacked in 2000
so when did wellens become so good
Imagine how epic its be for Armirail to recieve a msg from the team radio and he hears:
>This is your president speaking mon garรงon, toute la france est avec toi, bonne chance.
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>>149824854>does not want to cheat>signs for Dopecathlon>peaks in his 30s>is suddenly elite climber
>>149824902No Pino, no Bardet. There really is a lack of sovl
>jonas alone
VISMOIDSISTERS OUR RESPONSE???????
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they spent Yates too early
total visma death
Jonas is gonna get cooked today
And Visma looses again.....
jonas hansen will go home and cry in mommy's arms after today
>Jonas isolated
Itโs so over
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Remco already dead again
JONAS ISOLATED AHAHAHAHHA
>>149824915With the US Postal rape train
>Wellens
all these years of Gent Wevelgem and Nokere Koerse finally paying off
>there are people itt who actually believed memco was so back
embarrassing
WTF happened to all these visma riders???????
>Pogi spraying water of his bottle
menacing
nuke soon
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Visma?
visma master plan in action again
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
C'EST FINI. HE ATTACKED BEFORE LANCE
TOTAL DANOID DEAGET FUCKED GET FUCKED GET FUCKED TELL ME HOW GOOD DOES IT FEEL
Give him some moto pacing
fuelled by pure rage
gut the fish
okay see you next year
goodbye
so. what now that the tour is decided.
ITS OVER
ITS OVER
ITS OVER
ITS OVER
ITS OVER
ITS OVER
ITS OVER
LETS GO
RECORD
RECOOOORRRD
Stop the race and get the WADA van half way up the hill RIGHT NOW
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Why didn't pog change his bike?
You now remember Tao Geogheogeogegegege no kitaro Hart
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DOESN'T LOOK TOO BAD JONAS BROS.
Pogacar & Armirail in 30s
>>149824984We are watching to see who gets the win in 15 years time
when are they going to ban johannssen and norwegians from this sport
Voigt:
>Jonas is le science while Pogi is le heart
Riis' record will be fucking shattered
Lipogoat better than Rogla
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
This is Narvaez gap, not Pogi's gap
KILL THE FISH, GUT AND SKIN HIM ALIVE
MTT starting early
>>149825023that fraud had jelly in his veins
jonas bros its all good we do it in the real mountains eh ?
>>149825016When WADA starts testing if they really all have asthma
sulphur mountain for real
>>149825028Imagine the sweat
>>149825028youll never get to sniff her sweaty pants after the stage is over
>>149825021Pogger is le dopin while Jonas is the soul.
>Remco forces the peloton to wait for Pogacar yesterday
>Remco blows up today
>Jonas gets btfo today
>Tour over
What a disgrace yesterday was.
pog gets 3 minutes plus bonis here
>>149825050funny way of spelling LIPOWITZ
pogi riding a heavy shit bike up this thing and still beating jelly blood riis lmao
He should just become a house husband like Trine wants
>>149825041all sports move forward why do people only cope about cycling records being beaten
nutrition/tech is on another level now
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>>149825044already holding back for the 5D attack in week 3 when his little bees have loaded up on nectar
Imagine if Bora boys worked together
>>149825057wouldnt have mattered pog would have taken all the time back today the way he's riding
>>149825066Riis was on mutant blood these guys must be stratospherically doping.
Roglic with short socks it's the kinoest, truly one of us real ones
The should call Trine and put her on the radio right now
18 seconds is not that bad
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is Rog wearing ankle socks?
>come on Jonas eh
>think about your new kitchen eh
>all that work and you'll sit in there like a loser eh
>ride faster you fackin little cunt
>flikker
wtf did Richard buttplugge really just say this
>20 seconds now
time to play some vidya
ciao
>>149825080He got to cruise to the finish line yesterday instead of burying himself to try and limit the damage.
Alien TT Jonas coming tomorrow
the heat differential between having a full on white kit and visma's black heavy clothing is causing a temperature differential and making jonas underperform
he was doing better when the jumbo kit was yellow only
where is the Trine radio??? You know, the REAL DS
>>149825093She is in the other ear, has been talking nonstop for 4 hours
Climb has literally just started now it's almost 30 seconds
Early reminder that Slovenia and Pogi are german clay
wear are all the other Visma LOSERS?
>Guess Jonas time loss today:
I'd say around 1:04
Shimano guy is Pogs angel savior
Riisbros...it's not looking good
>30 seconds
>still 9km to go
it's never been more over
Good lord, can Pogi really hold this tempo till the end?
>>149825123most of denmark too desu, this is a german finale
>come on honey
>catch him for me
>i believe in you
He'll win by 2 minutes at this rate
>>149825121when will she tell schizo Jonas to unlock his powers??
This will be sub 35 min at this point
tomorrow will be much worse
>>1498251261:57 (without bonus)
POGACAR DISQUALIFIED FOR DRAFTING THE TEAM CARS EARLIER IN THE STAGE.
French riders should be allowed unlimited moto pacing
Is he currently faster than Riis?
where did all the danes go?
shimano guy is Pog's best bro
Sucks for Vaquelin. no one over 1.85 m will ever win the tour again.
Trine will chop fishboys dick off, clearly he's packing unnecessary weight that could be saving him a few watts
>>149825161This. Fuck Fraudlic
Norwegian assassination only hardend Pogis resolve, he will ignore optics and go for every staget win
He will beat Cavendish stage wins record by 2027
riis bros, how are we feeling?
>>149825164>danes>mountainsit just doesn't go together, sorry
>>149825164We giving our power to Jonas
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He's slowing down jonas bros we can still catch him!
>>149825176double danoid death today
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay ass tour, remove the doper already.
>>149825175And will have 0 official ones by 2030. Its always the same shit. So tiresome.
>>149825170Vauquelin is not tall
>>149825175sprinters are overrated. Sprint wins should only count 1/3 compared to wins from a break
>We can rebuild him
>We have the technology
>To make him better, stronger, faster
Hell of a recovery after Pogacar's crash.
>>149825115ths is actually a thing
>>149825175this but unironically in 2028
This is the 7W/kg 1 hour effort
This is it
Jonas gonna beat Riis time and still lose KWAB
>>149825204punch his liver
allahu ekber or something
>>149825204Johannessen tried his best
>>149825124Now that the dust has settled, was it a goood investment to gift a GT win to Kuss
>>149825204I'm sorry is it week 3 yet? nah didn't think so. See you in the Alps Pogo
>>149825193Commentators were just saying he's potentially the goat cyclist. Kinda amazing how there's always a new goat every few years.
What would break Jonas mentally? Getting caught by the group behind?
Kev is too big for these passes
Jonas doing a good job limiting losses
The real race was between Jonas and Remco for 2d place anyways
>>149825204ride faster than him
>1'37" faster than Riis after 5km
LMAOOOOOO
The level of dopage is too damn high
>>149825198this is also why white helmets and white shoes are the staple. vismoids are cucked by clothing which are primarly black
btw where the fuck is jorgenson
>Only 14 km/h
I'd easily beat these frauds
>>149825204stop the race and dope test with 5km left to go
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
New thread needed for Jonas' buckbreaking
>New thread needed for Jonas' buckbreaking
New thread needed for Jonas' buckbreaking
>New thread needed for Jonas' buckbreaking
>>149825204let him ride the giro and tour and fight him at vuelta. I wanna see him go for a tripple
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at this pace Jonas will gain +20 minutes in Alps alone, right?
How many g/hour of carbs did Riis consume back then?
>>149825237its not funny anymore
Would be nice if they focus more on other riders instead of dudes just doing solo TT with their GC places certain.
Gonna be hilarious gruppo Roglic also beats Riis
>>149825237so vingegaard is somehow faster than that too
>>149825260way less they didn't know you could sugarmax back then
everybody looks dead, still 6 km to go
>>149825204Bring more Norwegians
imagine how many lbs of pure peptides are running through pogis veins right at this moment, what an absolute specimen
>Washed Roglic still better than Remco
would love to hear Eddys take on this
>>149825190It'll be the same with just the fish and visma acting smug
>>149825237generational talent vs bald boomer
>>149825260one banane one gel [spoiler]for the whole stage[/spoiler]
You know you are in a golden era of doping when there is a Danish rider in the first positions
>>149825263Pogi still looking fresh lmao
>>149825260they used EPO indiscriminately back then so you didn't need to get 250g/hour
>>149825283what do you mean, he is making faces ,that's kinda rare for him
pog doesnt even care lmao
>>149825194He's gonna WIN IT then
>First mountain stage
>Tour dead and buried
Jonas looks like he is about to collapse
>>149825283No, first time seeing Pogi suffer this year
as a pogi fan, this is pure dopage. why does he make it so obvious?
>>149825115i know this is a shitpost, but i think when he was in the white young rider's jersey he had some good performances
They're ready to feed on Vinge's carcass
>vingo didn't take the gel
ohnononono carbsissies
pogster not even breaking a sweat kek
It's fucking over Jonasbros.... this was supposed to be the great comeback... wtf happened
>>149825302They wait for Jonas
>>149825295Fish in the sun. He STINKS.
Stage so boring director has to show birds
>be better
>be accused of dopage
Must be hard
many dead bodies today, vultures feasting
THEY ARE SMELLING FISH CARCASS
What kind of retard made visma clothes all black?
Joao would have finished 2nd on GC
>>149825270Mustn't mention this, undermines the narrative of there being only one doper.
cant wait for pog to slurp some recover juice at the finish at look fresh as fuck for the interview
pas normal
>the plan was to stay within five min
>so this was a great success
>>149825317he overdosed on 200g/h because of Wouts advice
>>149825324>not appreciating France TV cinematographie
>>149825316lmao they dubbed in some fake hawk sounds
>>149825314it's not a shitpost. black clothes retain UVs and make you warmer. at this heat it's a gamechanger
It was 37s faster not 1min37 faster. Vayer is a retard
>>149825326>beat the most insane doped effort of all timethis time its actually warrented
somehow, both jonas and remco looked closer to pogacar last year post itzulia crash than this year
it never been this over before
Lipowitz on his way to collect Vingefraud
>>149825326>be accused of dopage>Actually dopePick two
>tactically we were perfect
>>149825204Ask the sheik to share his doping programme.
Would be a real shame if a real Pogi fan would deck that norwegian oilslurper
how long until visma fires Patrick Broe? their strategy makes the Ineos Giro blunder looking good.
Calling Uno-x to make this interesting again
Predict the gap at the end of the stage
I'd go with 1'52"
>>149825348>>149825356Cope, san milan got exposed
>>149825237The clinic will be kino tonight
There should be a gap to the record as well, like they do it in athletics
So what happens when the historic pinnacle of doping effort gets smashed? UCI and ASO stop the Tour and reassess?
>>149825361man with ebola
>>149825237Totally legit bro, you have no idea how much the rice cake technology has advanced in the past 5 years.
Remco is turning on the turbo as we speak
Mou was right all the time apologise right now scandinavian faggots hail mou our croatian based dick rider
Would be a shame if Dopacar would suddenly get pushed off of a ledge. What a waste that would be
Imagine if they had unleashed him from the start. UGH.
gwan Scotland's brave O Onley
He's losing time on Riis. Still 20s advantage
>>149825386they will ban crank lengths under 165mm
lipo and onley are very good
>>149825386They smile and clap
>>149825326>>149825356Was just checking out 'The Clinic', it seems Pogacar is actually using a motor in his bike.
So motor doping, turning his bicycle into a motorbike.
>>149825359vultures getting ready to pick over the corpse of Vingegaahd
>>149825401Riis attacked much later than Pogi so it makes sense
>>149825385based we need this
>>149825392i kneel for Mou the GOAT manager and Pogifan
>>149825409they check the bikes for motors you retard
if everyone dopes then nobody does. pogacar is naturally better
Pogacar already riding the mountain TT. I thpught that was tomorrow.
Onley and Lipo to reel in the fish
I picked Evenepoel and Roglic in my Velodrama team......
I didn't pick Pog.....
>Jonas dying
>Pog riding normally
it's pas normal how can anyone say with a straight face they do not suspect the slav isn't doping??
>>149825237so....this is how the long and storied sport of /cyc/ dies
>>149825420yeah let me just check on my magical rรถntgen tablet
Jonas gonna lose this TDF with 10 minutes
>>149825420Pogacar is too big to be busted, it would ruin the sport if the big star gets busted.
now losing more than 10s/km, vingo is cracking
my post crash prediction was pogi by 90 seconds
>>149825438>>149825439classic roid rage moment
LMAO at the people who thought the Froome years were bad. They don't even touch the sides. This is absolutely bonkers.
>>149825444total tourist death
Kneel for mou the schizophrenic dick rider who's not allowed within 50m of Pogacar or Urska NOW
>>149825449>roiding for this
LAK LE BLEU THE FISH IS OUT OF THE WATER
>>149825444Sport has been ruined by doping like 5 times
>barely 1 minute on fraud ONLEY
>barely 1 minute on junior Lipowitz
>90 seconds on geriatric Roglic and turbofraud Holland
>90 seconds on washed up Memco
Let's face it, Dopacar is not going fast, fishman si going slow
>>149825450Yes, however Froome was caught doping
Pogacar is slowing down. Riis record will stand. The pace was not optimal at all (Pog attacked from the bottom)
>>149825460donโt think you can
>blue lake
Very original frogs
>>149825459Yes, it couldn't survive a 6th.
>>149825450I thought Froome on the Finestre was the most obscene effort I would ever see in my life. And then Pog/Vingegaard did worse like 10 or 11 times.
>>149825468Stage too hard
>>149825432Nobody other than morons do. You're on spee, who will just post whatever makes you mad the most
>>149825450Froome years were 10x worse, worst cycling area. Just their gay bike computer tempo and 0 attacks.
LIPO will be second in paris, mark my words
Hate seeing all these inbred euros get in the way if the race so much. Back up you retards
His own personal gendarmerie escort
>>149825468he needed almeida to pace 2 or 3 km
remind me again why anyone should watch the rest of this clown circus?
>>149825462Onley is blood doping
>>149825484Yeah he definitely could have beaten Riis with a proper leadout
>>149825464Yes the weight stripper/breathing aid salbutamol. This guy bust be on a cocktail of everything. His team are sketch as fuck. Wouldn't be surprised it it was genetic editing or someshit.
>>149825490To witness greatness
>>149825359Vultures balai, picking the dead at the back of the race
I think we can all agree had Jonas not crashed last year, he would have been closer now
>>149825490uhh... he could crash again?
>>149825481kys
>>149825490France is le butiful
cracking Riis EPO record, WITH A FUCKING AERO BIKE
>>149825490I like the seething
>Jonas slower than in 2022
just retire old man
>>149825481lil bro, where do you think you are, cycling is a sport for inbreds
There was a woman in bikini in the bottom left corner.
>>149825204turn off the engine
Total fish death kaput generale
>>149825481be kind. it's the only thing happening in their hick village for the whole year
>>149825481lol shutup nerd
>>149825490You loved it when fishboy was doing the same however
Commentator are awfully quiet on Dansk TV2
>>149825260About 200g/epo/hour
>>149825478Yeah? As opposed to the 12km solo TT we get every GT?
>>149825523A FEMALE? AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA
just came home
how was the stage?
i hope my boy Wout is free to hunt some 2nd places now
>>149825515Well yes, if you're going 30 km/h uphill the aero bike is better
>be the only nigger on the road
>touch rider
even a col de la loze style total bonk wont save this tour for visma at this point
>>149825503You know what, I can't even disagree. UAE can buy the best scientists in the world twice over. But I will say that even he is taking something, that something isn't on the WADA prohibited list...yet
Vingegaard is far from his 2024 level
>>149825432They're all doping bert
Can you remind me why the fuck Visma stopped when this slovenian moto gp rider crashed?
+3 minutes after the first mountain
*yawn*
it's gonna be +24min in Paris, isn't it
There is always next year
>>149825521Time for Visma to focus on developing Cian Uijtedebroeks
>>149825532Nope. THAT TT was rightly called out even by the press. There'll be radiosilence after today because UAE bought the media.
Lipo is gaining on Fish. it's so fucking over
why is Memco always raging
>>149825515oh no not an AERO BIKE!!!
how could that possibly be better than 30 year old relic
>>149825555no because pogi will have career ending chute next stage
>>149825511>>149825531>>149825547>Call out ape retard behavior >Germans and Irish respondKek
>>149825549>that something isn't on the WADA prohibited list...yetor they can't detect it
Can't even handle a small flag lmao
Pogaฤar the new DisneyLandis
>>149825563Not one Dane was complaining
at this pace, vingegaard will only gain 20 seconds on lipowitz
well at least he slowed down as to not beat riis' time that would have looked real bad
>>149825536My camera isn't good.
>>149825549>that something isn't on the WADA prohibited list...yetIt is banned by default I believe. The wording should have it banned, but good luck testing for it.
I'd love living there but there aren't any jobs for me
Eat that based Norman flag muzzi scum
Among sulphorous 2020s athletes, I still have Pogacar below many others. Most notably the Norway's greatest ever science project, JTB.
This to say that ciclismo isn't that sulphorous of a sport compared to the rest.
where is she swimming on this mountain?
>camera bike got Omi-Opi'd
Poursuivant is allways up there, lot of grit that lad.
>>149825579you are the retarded ape pal
So fucking sick of this boring bullshit. pogacar just wins everything. I hate him. Visma is a fucking joke of a team too, faggot Yates going for a stage when he should be 100% devoted to the fish. Fuck them all.
>>149825592thanks, i can work with this
brb
Pogi slowing down because he does not want to take the Riis record lol
>Jonas looking back
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delighted to uppity vismoids got their karma
yes keep seething retards, I am FEASTING
>>149825602The are some glacial lakes around
Gotta love all the tears ITT. Not even a pogi fan btw.
First time Ive seen him mouth breathing so there is a small sign that he is mortal
>you ll never slap lipowitzs butt
a real shame
>>149825622You know that might unironically be the reason
So Rogla is definitively washed right? In the bin
Switched off, sick of the fawning and the camera just being on one dude riding up a mountain.
This isn't a fucking race anymore. YAWN.
>>149825613Would make zero difference. That is why they make the race chaotic hoping he crashes.
>>149825628What is the time record he's up against?
>Next Becker wins Wimbeldon
>Next Ulle wins white jersey
German nationalism on the rise.
Fuck pogacar. Attack him when he pisses, throw bottles at him, send hooligans to his hotel room to keep him up all night.
>>149825635assassination attempt right here
>>149825637He read my comment here saying it unlocks watts
>>149825641yeah unfortunately, this was his last year
>>149825657little bitch boy keep seething
Can someone from Denmark shoot this slovenian mf?
>>149825637>barely mouth breathing after huge 7+w/kg effort
>>149825115This unironically. You can't walk in the street with a black T-shirt on Spain on summer.
2 days after the crash is the bad day
it is well known
>>149825657this is literally what happend in the last 24 hours. Hes too strong. The white man prevails over the inuit
The team have him superimposed on Riis. 'slow down.....slower.......pedal backwards..........no.....no.....
>>149825657At least he rides like a champ. Sky/Ineos era was much, much worse.
Won't be long until the UCI put in some financial fair play rules to stop this absurdity.
>>149825665it's boring as fuck. Why even tune in when you know he will just ride away from everyone with zero chance of losing?
>Pogacar
>Verstappen
>Messi
why do they make losers seethe?
Jonas should DNS and focus on Vuelta
>>149825679About as white as you Achmed
I am 100% convinced this is just due to Jonas being a turbo autismo mental midget.
No grinta, no sovl
>captcha: mxvdp
>>149825676tomorrow is the TT
vingegaard is not taking back 3+ mins one a tt
>>149825689Witness greatness
Trine should give Jorgenson the call
>>149825689just turn it off then, faggot. stop posting. if its so bad, just leave lol
Jonas should DNS and focus on Volta
>Hi UnoX send another one
>>149825689There is no point on mountain stages now, we can't even watch the fight behind becuase all TV camera is just on him. A 1 man solo TT up a mountain whilst the commentators suck his dick for 30 minutes.
>>149825690>cheat>crybaby cheat>genetically mutated fake nazican't imagine why
Pogi looking like he just got out of bed kek
Very close to Riis on a hard day without a leadout lol
>>149825690>PogacarDoping
>VerstappenCheating
>MessiDoping
next question amerishart?
>>149825702Aaaaaahhh Im witnesssiiiing
he did not beat the record
he was only 500 meters off or something
Vingegaard will be able to get this back on the time trial, right?
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Pog wins
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>149825708could you glaze any harder, you nigger? pog isn't going to fuck you
Pogi has already won and should DNS and focus on Vuelta
Aero bikes are just too damn heavy, it's a fad okay. It's all about stiffness to weight man. People will go back to lightweight and rim brakes when the cycling industry decides. You just wait!!! lmao
>Macron on the finish line
Nuke the Pyrenees
>>149825717focusing on the top riders is how you get normoids interested in the sport
g2 dynamics is only interesting for hardcore berts
>>149825711And face BALDERSTONE and NYCH? Very risky for his morale.
>>149825740I am rooting for Florian, don't care about pogi
> 2 mins on first "real" rampas
based Pogi killing the tour again
>>149825731really makes you think how much Bijarne payed Uno-X
>>149825721That stage was so fucking ridiculous
>>149825718>>149825725t. jealous one's envy and can't appreciate greatness
>>149825743Shut up plebian
One step closer to JVPITER
>>149825742>rim brakesthey are never comming back and you know it
Sunglasses hiding his tears
should've just let pogi piss in peace. it's too late to say sorry now
>>149825737TV said 35:19. So 38 seconds off.
>>149825747thursday is a fish day, so at discount
>Looking back instead of in front
JONAS IS MENTALLY CRACKED
almost lost to lipowitz state
>>149825757>hating le empereurcringe
My plan to flood cycling twitter with black AI porn of Urska will commence tonight at 2100 GMT.
>3'30" gap after the very first mountain stage
LMAOOOOO
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Lipo almost caught him
>>149825768Luc Leblanc tier
also Jonas worse than 2022
2 minutes 10 seconds + bonis
WHAT A MONSTER LIPOCHAD BEST TALENT SINCE ULLE
>>149825776This is a 20 years old man
This was Ulle winning Andorra for Lipowitz. Fuck Roglic.
>>149825779Based and Pluggian
>>149825790so the same as every day
i really hope Uno-X can make up the gap to WT nobody needs Cofidis or Post NL there
>>149825782Jonas will win the TT by 4 mins
Lipogod 12 seconds behind Fishboy despite sleeping half of the climb
>>149825754As ridiculous as Pogacarโs performances
didn't care about this Tour much anyway since WOUTER POELS and BAUKE MOLLEMA are not in it
Didn't beat the record but watts wise it's Plateau de Beille tier
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>Kev outsprints Remco
lmao
how does visma respond
go all out to try to crash pog on every stage
or ride for second
>>149825789Lipwitz is better than Remco, or more he has more potential than Remco as a GT rider. Remco to Bora should mean separate schedules for each of them. Lipo slaving for this mess of a rider would be extremely cringe.
Is it time for everybody to attaque UAE without anyone helping to them?
>>149825801He holds the record for most days in maillot kwab after all
So Remco is going to Red Bull to domestique for Lipogod?
LIPO JUNGE WTF
WIR SIND SO ZURรCK
Post NL doing work in the UCI points department with Onley.
>>1498258192nd chute is loading
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They all don't look that tired
>>149825811What about Ten Dam? I'm expecting big things of them in upcoming the Vuelta tbqh
>>149825789Dare I say it, the next Buchmann?
>>149825819>>149825819only way for Visma to win the TDF is if they kill Pogacar (in minecraft)
What do we think about Pogi going for WC instead of the tripple last year. I always felt its a wasted chance. More chances to win a WC than the tripple
>>149825819Continue with the pure chaos and ramp it up. Suicidal descents, pure chaos in sprint finishes. All or nothing now.
keking hard at that ride up there, he looked like me at 5 on a fucking tricycle, la la la la la laaaaa
meanwhile the fish dies and looks like the crash victim
hmmmm
>>149825819Visma should go stage hunting and focus all resources on the development of Cian Uijtedebroeks. 2025 season is over.
Dopage Mountain strikes again
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>>149825789but how good is his timetrial?
Not even close to breaking the record!
That was the 1 minute from yesterdays crash.
>>149825846What are you on about? This is the most tired-looking I've seen Pogacar ever.
32s slower than Riis. With Almeida and without the crash he beats him
Memco and Rogla worse than Lipo, Johannessen, Onley, Vauquelin
I'd laugh if I didn't have them on my veloteam
>>149825855Pogi not going for a unique triple when he could have convinced me he was cheating
pas normal of the day award goes to Vauquelin
>>149825876adequate. he was 6th in Caen
>>149825819>wie gif dem a hart tijm vrom nou on>meek sjoer toe bie in de brekewee >help Wout if joe ken es mutsj es possebul>en Jonas wie ken stil go for ze podium heso in other words full on cope mode
>>149825859That young lad is useless and doesn't have the mental strength to win grand tours. He is a crybaby.
You can blame the heat just saying but yea the next few years the fight will be for 2d place
>>149825420Pogacar could have a motor in his helmet or hidden in his shoes
>>149825881The stage was also balls to the wall from the gun. He is 100% stronger than riis. He is a mutant
>>149825875Big Kev is our winner
>>149825893his shoes are solar powered. that's why he always goes faster on hot days
Vingegaard is worse than in 2024 when he started the Tour after broken ribs, broken collarbone and collapsed lung
>>149825875Man, if Almeida didn't DNF I'd legit have such a sick veloteam
>Pog assist points + probably top 10 from him>Lipowitz>Onley >GallFeasting on points
>>149825602>>149825674We NEED moar road side sluts in cycling again
>>149825913you never know with him
>Pog is obviously ill, he's finished
>Pog crashed, he's finished
just a little reminder of what you guys were saying this last few days
Another 2nd place for the fish kek
>>149825910its literally so fucking over for him
retirement after this season
>>149825924He probably is ill and injured, which makes it even worse
>>149825924he only cheats himself ultimately because he lost two years in a row to a clean fish
>>149825924>you guysIt was mainly schizobrit and the slovenian doomer
>>149825931He actually should, or do Giro next year
>>149825940accounts for maybe 20% of post volume in the general tbqh
Giro > Tour
just like everyone said it would be
>>149825939I hate these jewish advertisers
Congrats to mou for winning the stage, that's why he's the goat.
real horse category climb
>>149825952I bet you're fat lad
>>149825942100% losing the record at this pace
But remember, anything can change in a cycling career
>>1498259292out is contagious
vingegaard disappointing today. there is no coming back from this
Pogacar kills the Tour on the first mountain stage like Froome on Pierre Saint-Martin
>roglic ahead of johannessen in the GC
KWAB
>>149825963120 lbs lol. no im not (that much of) a manlet
what if Healy decided to keep riding on a yellow bike? is that against some rules?
THANK YOU YATESI, CARARAT AND ISAAC FOR MAKING THE GIRO THE ONLY GOOD GT OF THIS YEAR
>>149825984extra paint is not aero
How do we explain Lipowitz? He was unknown until Romandie last year and now third best climber in TdF
>>149825983He knows his time is coming to an end, sad to see
>>149825996time to give up, old man
>>149825999(((lipowitz))) is a jewish plant
>>149825980LMAO you pathetic manlet, that's actually grim mate. Skinny low test runt? Or high level professional athlete? Do some push ups faggot!
Lmao washed fish isn't even gonna finish #2
Lipo will beat him
Roglic needs to be retired
What are we thinking of tomorrow's TT?
Podium seems wide open desu.
Jonas 50 seconds slower than in 2022
>>149825996Ankle socks are cursed, very dangerous
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and now, the cope
UAE probably hope that Visma still believe in it so that they pull Pog to more stage wins
>>149825994He's mentally ill. There must be a name for his disease when your entire life consists of vicariously living through the achievements of others (one guy in this case)
>>149826000He doesn't mean it, it's only for the cameras.
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he is fucking genetic perfection. born for this sport
he outclassed them
UN-BELIEVABLE
Roglic is done with road cycling, he can still focus on 1 week stage races before retiring, but no more Grand Tours, too weak.
Pogacar will gain even more time tomorrow.
Remco and Vingegaard went into the reds, they will pay in the TT.
Here's how Johannessen can still win
>>1498260364 fucking minutes after one week lmao
Tour is over and I don't ever want to hear about fish challenging for the title again fucking joke
Fish status: Filleted, Breaded, Fried
>>149826036jorgenson kwab
Mad how mou teh schizophrenic narcissist is claiming some esoteric cycling knowledge by predicting the biggest doper in the sport wins. Uh I could do that. Absolute spaz, as are those who post his faggy tweets.
>>149826025FIRE FUCKING EVERY SINGLE STAFF MEMBER ON VISMA
FUCK ALL OF THEM
HOW IS JONAS SO BAD AND EVEN WORSE THAN LAST YEAR WHEN HE HARD CHUTED
Let's face it, Vingegaard is washed up
Jonas could actually be off the podium this tour if he keeps performing like this
>>149826036Jorgenson weak useless americunt
Jumbo can't win without a second legitimate threat
If ASO had any brains they would put jonas on the mark padun or the hirshi 21 treatment themselves right now
Going to be boring as fuck otherwise
POGACAR
MERDA
Jonas needs to DNF and focus on vuelta. This result means nothing to him.
>>149826057He was using semi illegal nox breathing training when he won the tours, also once he faced totally unfit Pogi and once UAE was destroyed and he was fighting the whole team alone
>>149826066bald frauds win again
there only ONE thing that can save Jonas and make him a challenger again
[spoiler]divorce[/spoiler]
>>149825879LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE COPE
>>149826066Just barely faster than clean guys Leblanc and Virenque
>>149826070If he doesn't even finish second he'll never be mentioned again
I didn't expect this from Vauquelin
I might watch woman cycling instead, surely they can't have such retarded dominance.
>>149826036Normal for a man who rode every single world tour race this year to do this in the first week btw
So done with these lying cheating italians
At least the brits made it slightly believable
>>149826066Not full baldoped yet
>>149826066>can't beat a 30 year old recordyeah, he's clean
>>149825879HAHAHAHAHAHA THEY STILL COPE
>>149826066barely faster than 90kg Indurain 30 fucking years ago
dumb nerds need to shut the fuck up about fast times
Tobias Halland in 4th is an absolutely incredible result.
>>149826036>Roglic overtaking JorgensonKwab
>>149826081You are really stupid. His wife is the only good thing in his life.
>>149826041Uh? But the last Vuelta only Mas seemed to be close to him. O' Connor couldn't maintain his advantage at all
>>149826104He can win just one more Vuelta with no other contenders bro
im not even angry or dissapointed
im just tired and feel like sleeping
Right, now the stage is over all the endchan nonces can fuck off. Yes I can see you. OUT!
>>149826103EPO is a hell of a drug
>>149826036Literally glowing with ketone fumes
>>149826070Pogi is doing the Vuelta this year
Jonas should change team. First the TT now this?? What retarded training did he do to have this level
I remembers riders had to peak for certain objectives during their seaso
Why do people fly Palestine flags when their shithole hasn't produced a single rider?
>>149826171need to get it fixed in pcm, pog just need permanent 100% shape and 0% tiredness.
>>149826171Candlejack got this one? That's a sh
>>149826066meaning... Vingegaard 43 seconds slower than 2022 and 12 seconds slower than Indurain 1996
>>149826188No fish to Trek
>>149826201worst case scenario - Fish to Uno-X
Why would Bora want to buy Remco?
>>149826206I can take that compromise
>>14982606690s ciclismo was something else
Remco looks like heโs about to cry
>>149826206>75 kilo, 2nd puberty fish sodomizing pogi and grug in roubaix, msr and ronde
Feel like shit just want Pierre Rolland back
Pog in grand tours has won stage 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21.
Missing stage 1, 3, 10, 11
>>149826218Domestique for Lipowich and Pellizzari
lmao that was awkward as fuck
>>149825036>>149825036>>149825036For the initial attack. Strange no one gave you a (you).
Orla is doing an AMA on reddit
Macron gives off old pedo vibes
>>149826133yeah imagine if Pog was on it. 3 minutes faster than these glorified amateurs
>>149826258Macron is doing that dominance thing where you don't let go to show who is boss.
>>149825931100% trine is pushing for it
>>149826291we can go higher. 6 images more to the limit
>>149826303How when they are not even on bikes?
>>149826308I feel bad for him it stings so much to watch
>Narvaez is 13th in GC
>best Frenchman is 11th
>only 4min difference
>>149825036motor testing is still useless
>>149826323scratch that forgot about Kevin
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>>149826323>best Frenchman is 11thforgetting someone?
>>149826328pls don't start with the motor doping shit. It's the most daft nonsense ever.
>>149826258in my country shaking hands is the equivalent of crossing swords (the human kind of swords)
>>149826349peak male performance
google translate because I'm lazy
>"The whole stage was very tense, very difficult. The speed was almost 100 km/h on the flats and your legs were already suffering. If you weren't mentally prepared for that start, it wasn't easy. Visma went with an optimistic pace to the first climb. I saw that Matteo Jorgensen was in trouble, I saw that he wasn't having a great day, then I switched in my head, one less, I had to focus only on Jonas," Pogaฤar told RTV Slovenia at the Hautacam summit after the sweet victory.
>>149826349I avoided conscription with this body
>>149826349Such a faggy cornpop redditor
new thread
>>149826368new thread
>>149826368new thread
>>149826368
>>149826349HGH gut is real boys, doesn't matter if you are a cyclist or a bodybuilder with 10% bf
>>149826359>The speed was almost 100 km/h on the flatsI'm starting to believe that moto doping shit
>>149826341In a decade when the entirety of the top 20 will be crossed off, Big Kev and Martin will stand alone at the top
>>149826190hello fellow oldfag
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