Thread 149814467

dustbin fight week edition

hawgviously >>149809266

Max heeming Dustbin on his retirement fight in his home state will be KWABOTY of the century

I never rated Dustin Poirier.

>>149814467 (OP)
YA dumb fookin brit dis isn't a GOOBY edition

My mind's eye just witnessed holloway heem poirier, im trembling

>>149814481
he was a 3 time title challenger don't be a retard

Maxcel has no chin now that topuro shattered it into million pieces poirier puts him out early with a nasty combination while maxcel walks forward thinking he can eat shots like before r2 poirier ko

>>149814545
>maxcel has no chin
if topuria had actually deleted his chin he wouldnt have tanked that first shot straight at the jaw that led to the finish, thoughbeit

is dustin vs max to end in a finish free money?

gooby

>>149814625
Yes. Max said on the heembedded he wants this fight to be a "point down" fight meaning he wants it to be a repeat of ufc 300. Someone is getting heemed 100% bappa

>>149814633
Isn't he fucking awesome?

>>149814633
damn did it get filtered already

>>149814609
He tanked it so much that he never recovered and then got heemed by a short left hook with 0 power behind it

Giacomo "Jack" ""Giacomo"" Della Maddalena

>>149814491
That's a man in pure despair, there's a beauty to it if you can unhinged your mind.

Conor, you experience this for 5 minutes. I experience this all day most days

>>149814481
I hate Dustbin, but even I have to admit that he was a solid contender at several points. Just didn't have the style to win the championship in a division full of grapplefags.

>>149814668
if he had no chin left that would have put him out
dunno, it's a fight with holloway at his best and an old poirier that dropped a round to BDS, I honestly dont see him winning, he barely even threw a calf kick against islam

Giacomo "Jack" ""Giacomo"" """Jack""" Della Maddalena

>>149814686
I DON'T WANNA UNHINGE MY MIND I WANNA LOOK AT CONOR'S DICK

>>149814697
I didnt even watch any of these fights so who cares? Porier got hands maxcel got shit kickboxing if midgetovski could bang him up porier would bust his face inside a round and a half and put him away

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Every new CANtender Series guy or random prospect from Caucasoid Mountain #6 looks like a free-asset create-a-fighter.

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>>149814743
This is good stuff, Giacomo.

many of you i despise

>>149814739
when you look at their records or God forbid see them fight, you wonder how the fuck we regressed past tuf levels then you realize they just hire the dregs of the third world with the new TKO model

>>149814715
Damn british people and britian lookin ROUGH these days

>>149814715
Your especially unhinged today what's wrong Tobias

He despises many of you

>>149814786
Are you the cool moroccan who gives shit to frangeria and has never travelled before if so, respect

>>149814743
this is a high iq meme it requires an inductive mindset and an intentional, self conscious use of language

hey shitaly! *heems you*

Ramadan abu dhabi ankalaev vs pereira 2 bismullah takbir

>>149814733
>so who cares
I do.

Fin "Finland" Land

shine bright like a diamond...

I'm worried about my farmhand he seems to be losing his mind

waiting for dee's response

Europe makes me mad because you guys can visit us all the time but if we visit your shit holes it always has to be a "once in a lifetime experience" bullshit, makes me want to throw Finland into a creek bed and piss on him and I like that guy normally

>>149814793
Take ya toungue out of my bussy playa

media is live
https://youtu.be/113rL9BIsC4

>>149814810
inside every Muslim man, there exists a gay man

movie

Worth it

>>149814854
Just letting you know b no homobeit

Pressure...makes...diamonds

diamonds dont shine
they reflect

tony ferguson vs salt papi
darren till vs luke rockhold
misfits boxing
it's over

https://x.com/MisfitsBoxing/status/1945559827104895317/photo/1

who the fuck is salt papi

Lil Wayne Azealia Banks Jelly Roll what is this the History Channel

Diamonds are forever...

*takes the stage*

Ugh so yeah that Conor McGregor huh
*Crowd erupts subconsciously knowing I'm talking about the meng*
I mean the guy could have gone full 1488 Hitler dictator in Ireland if he wanted too, haha I swear he could have
*Crowd gasping for air in laughter*
But he instead decides to go full 666 satanist gooner!
*Crowd can't contain shitting and pissing themselves entire Joe Rogan comedy club has to be deemed a hazardous zone*

Thanks heem I'll be here all night!

>>149814906
That turkish nigga from the shorts

>>149814864
>>149814897
Tony and rockhold bros, just wait a little longer please

>>149814891
sorry you got molested bud, but who do you have winning this weekend?

>>149814906
he makes youtube videos points at some crazy shit like a fast car or a bengal tiger and then goes WOOOOOAAHHH

When you think about it, we never saw Dustin's dick

You would think about that wouldn't you

>>149814920
house nigga

I hope washmaxx Tony kills whoever this salt papi fellow is, I don't agree with his gimmick

>>149814914
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY "I'LL HEEM HERE ALL NIGHT"
BOOOOOOOOO UNFUNY FAGGOT

>>149814897
10k$ will cover my needs for a whole year here must suck being an american fighter

>>149814960
That's not funny. The other guy was funnier.

you just know Dustbin stared at Gooby's meng for hours trying to think of something clever to say but couldn't think of anything and just gave up

my boi map rocking that british (white) young man cut with the taper fade. respect

>>149814948
I mean yeah, I am logged on the meng discussion board right now

lifting weights.

>>149814977
Why is lil bro holding Ilia's strap :clown emoji:

Jolie is going to have amazing tits

>>149814897
LMFAOOOOOOOO

>>149814897
Tony Ferguson vs Salt Papi

Bo....BOSS NIGGER
https://youtu.be/qyPhsFxnc_c?si=xiKt2cXlPWmPn4ge

Bryce Mitchell was apparently nearly beaten to death on Muslim Fight Island because he got naked in a closet and figured it would be okay to walk around naked to get dressed in front of extremely insecure and retarded muslim men. This guy needs to be protected from himself, it's not CTE he has SWD (southern water damage)

>>149814977
The hell kinda shirt is Max wearing there? Is he gooning with Gooby now?

>>149815037
looks like max's girl is making him wear a shirt with her face on it

>>149815034
The one not retarded thing they do is the anti gay stuff

italy italians look like marvin vettori and american italians look like frankie edgar

>>149814977
Top man innit

>>149815068
If Bryce was being gay then I completely understand but the thing is I think Bryce is too stupid naturally to ever be gay. More hypocrisy from the country that poops on Dana's tits and calls it fine

Khabitch status?

we did it

>>149814922
I never got molested. I just find it absolutely wild to see a girl so mad at her dad being caught because she knows right then and there it's going to end. You can see how much she loves it.

Dustin is going to win

I dont care anymore

>>149815139
Nothing at all went wrong whadda ya fookin mean?

>>149814977
Anyone who wears those kind of tshits is a non entity to me. No respect

>>149815187
I knew it was over when hot topics popped up and kids were walking around with Nirvana shirts never realizing that Nirvana was always shit

>>149815109
Fair enough they have a hard time here since we do full nude in gym lockers

ferguson feuds fc
volkanovski vs salt papi

>>149814977
max rocking the chit haircut

Making a run to the gas station to grab a white monster cause I can't grab conor's white monster

>>149815173
You feeling alright T I'll bring some horlicks down to the stables and maybe you'll feel a bit better

what ufc fighters do we think are on the list

>>149815199
I would love to walk across a locker room full of moslems with my huge inbred southern BWC on display and they turn to confront me but realize that my eyes are bright green and even more crooked than theirs are and that would probably be it for that

>>149815230
Tom "Honey Badger" Aspinall

>>149815198
They're trying to live a life they weren't even around to see. I find it extra pathetic when people my age wear the faux culture emulating T-shirts when they they either thought the real ones were lame at the time, or actual had one at some point.

MIND BOGGLED

>>149815230
Joanna. Remember the ab touching video

Helwani inevitably has beef with Turki and you'll never guess who's fault he says it was on his show today.

>>149815229
That's wholesome, MANDATORY response. Cheers gov, not needed though

>>149815173
never looked into this cult, but i have a coworker that was in a similar Christian cult. I think Dustin wins too

>>149815245
YEAH I GETS FOCKIN MAD WHEN THEY WEARS THE BEATLES JOISEYS or whatever u faggots say

>>149815256
Belal?

>>149815198
>Nirvana was always shit
It's TRUE

Alice in Chains and perhaps some Soundgarden are the only heem approved grungeslop bands thus spaketh finland

>>149815268
Hahaha us? That's some Boston accent. That's one of my favourite accents

>>149815198
Nirvana wasn't a bad band, but the best grunge band was definitely a prime Alice in Chains.

>>149815275
You know who wasn't shit. Steely Dan, dire straits. Hell yeaaaa

24 7
3 65
pussy stay on my mine

>>149815292
What's your IC code bruder hh

Dustin heems

>>149815287
You lot are a mystery to me. Me own fazza island

>>149815292
He does his mouth like an absolute FAGGOT, I can't watch it. Doesn't he have any good mates to tell him not to do that shit. No man could dance like that around me in a club, not that I go

CONOR MCGREGOR! IF YOU WANT TO SEND PICTURES OF YOUR MEAT TO SOMEONE, THEN SEND THEM TO ME! SEE YOU AT THE TOP!

>>149815298
i have steely in my summer playlist. also, a lot of sublime
>>149815311
the UK code? fuck idk mutt IC2

>>149815319
At least you paid the due respect and called it what it is. That's something you guys never do. I wonder what they call them in Finish, must be something really funny, I bet

>>149815337
But have you got the CD s though? Huh

>>149814897
Is it just me or does that not look like Luke at all

Poirier is sick hes getting heemed

>>149815338
Finland is cool when he delivers mma related Scott Steiner promos but he hasn't done that in so long I've lost faith in the man

>>149815347
nah, but i wouldnt mind collecting a few steely vinyl's

>>149815359
Oow that would be sweet, the crackles and pops

Wooh Wooh haha waah

Arman and Khamzat would make a great buddy duo in a comedy film

They've been mostly in /box/ these days but I gotchu b DC will be at the weigh in show I'm sure I can think up one or two

>>149815368
vinyl is true kino and the best way to listen to a recording

>>149815355
I'm not talking about HIM. I was wondering how they say jumper in their language. Go and find out for me nao boy

>>149815330
SEE YOU AT THE TIP!

arman is this generations bj penn

Khabib's camp already coming up with elaborate ducks to avoid the inevitable dick measuring contest.

Arman is OUR MAN.

>>149815393
fartman

>>149815337
I'm afraid the codes are pedigree only, mutt had its own distinction well I won't hold it against you, you have at least the music appreciation of an IC1

If Conor flashed his cock then it was just for privacy shouldn't b aloud but was probably an ai fake

Naw fuck that!

>>149815369
You can tell Khamzat and other brazzas would look much less subhuman if they actually grew their moustaches out

Khumshart is finished stop talking about him

>>149815377
It really is, it's weird because it's the only things that hasn't been improved on even with "advancements" in technology, what came after actually performed worse haha, quite funny.
They've even ruined that though, these little cunts are buying Vinyls pretending like they're some kind of savants, it's a trend. I really need to buy an HGV and just [blank] [blank] [blank]

Talmbout #16-25 all time fighter Armeng Tsarukyan? Peach of a beast for sure

You just KNOW Jon Jones saved that Gooby dick pick and is jerking off to it RIGHT NOW

>>149815378
Why don't you use wikipedia or a chatbot for things this simple

Conor strategically avoided getting tattoos on his legs, just so nothing would draw attention from his meng

>>149815426
>tf
>tp
Part and parcel

pisslam wanted to fight shartman
no one wants to fight gamrot

Go back to /box/ before i heem your ugly fucking ass!

*squares up*

I'm scared.

Conor got one of those plastic, 1kg dumbbells that women use in pilates class to show off his meng strength. You've gotta get up to at least 5kg before trying to brag

>>149815484
Ugly dog

>>149815484
STOP POSTING YOU SLOP HERE BASTARD

>>149815496
Turn monitor on

>>149814897
CSO
Are they setting up Tony vs KSI?

Check out my seasonal sidewaifu

>>149815439
Why should I?

Why is Dustin getting a big retirement show? Who cares about this dude. So mid. Is Dominick Reyes going to get one too?

>>149815509
I see an ugly dog and a brit now

>>149815547
Is Reyes going to pull a Lil Wayne walkout that's the real question

>>149815543
You're being awfully entitled for someone who failed to buy sex off a crackwhore about 12 hours ago. Respectfully

>>149815547
You don't get it man. Dustin Poirer was never champion. He deserves it.

>>149815569
HAHAHAHAHAH Jesus Christ

Costa heems that zigger goblin

Anyway good night guys, it's been fun

I remember hax holloway as the guy gooby easily beat and past that I dont remember his career at all and probably wasnt there for it. He's a can ok. Dustin Hot Sauce Poirier will kill him

AH DA GATOH THIN BOOT

>>149815679
Crack baby if lore is to be believed

How is Conor going to explain this one to his kids?

Gayest nickname in the UFC: Timmy "Twilight" Cuamba

Conor won.

Randall Weems is a real one.

>>149815699
>DATS WAT FOOKIN MADE YA LADS
How was that hard to figure out?

Smiffy uh

al iaquinta is the sephiroth of mma

>>149815699
How about this one?

IT'S UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSDrfTI-pgA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSDrfTI-pgA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSDrfTI-pgA

>>149815639
Same for baldo

>>149815849
Who's the skirt

THAT'S ME FOOKIN COCK YA LITTLE GREMLINS NOW GO GET ME ME WEIGHT

>>149815849
ugly grifting bitch

They call him The Diamond because he's a fag

>>149814897
I thought of this 4 years agp

>>149815694
meth is the predominant drug around hawaii

>>149815881
But enough about your retarded mother who had you get mutilated at birth.

>>149815881
I dont think you know what grifting means

>>149815849
sexy long fing, she needs to show dem hands off

>>149815920
a fool and his money are soon parted

Holy shit Im such a retarded faggot omg

>>149815933
don't be hard on yourself I value your posts

>>149815929
Are you under the assumption that you need to pay a fee to watch youtube?

>>149815849
we only watch muslimcord approved wmmatubers here

>>149815944
When she starts her onlyfans you will be the first subscriber!

Homie I love myself and life
-Cinnor Mcgergor

>>149815952
2 more weeks

>>149815950
Get this shit off my fucking screen.

>>149815952
I would! did you them claws? she should be a hand model for marlboro cigarettes.

You know what? Thats fucking it I dont care anymore. I hope Slat Papi fucking defenestrates Tony

>>149815924
Holy FUCK

>>149815879
>Which weight dad?
>ME FOOKIN CAWK WEIGHT YEW KNO WICH ONE

You have nothing going on and you choose to listen to a woman?

>paid the cost to pick the world up and drop it on your fucking head
soon

>>149815981
Wtf are you talking about you dirty cow shit eating poojeet

>>149816033
her hands, her claws, her grabbers, her palms, her mitts, her dukes, her metacarpus'.

The epstein files are out and yet gooby cock

>>149815952
I'll do it when she starts taking BBC

No! Not in front of me woife and keeds!

>>149816059
oh wooow...

in more relevant news coral pulled an ultra rare holographic joe pyfer

>>149816033
>it worked
what have I done

>>149816106
Legendary.

>>149816106
Can you gift me a subscription to his channel membership? I wanna see all the exclusive members only content.

>>149816106
Honestly? Respect. They should release a shiny gooby cock

>>149816143
why is the word "dick" censored?
it's just dick bro

>>149816106
OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH

>>149816143
Is Chael Sonnen a homosexual?

Dricus does not fear Cumsplat I fear.

Chael made another video... another video about CONORS DICK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5ADttnWhJU

HE CAN'T STOP

Chael "Goonette" Sonnen

>>149816176
are doctors homosexual when the look at my cock

>>149816205
this guy lets men doctors look at his dick KWAB ahahahahahaha!! homo!!!
Just request a lady doctor faggot

>>149816196
3 videos about Goobys dick. Why is Chael so obsessed?

>>149816219
What if you're in Thailand and you think its a lady doctor but its actually a meng doctor?

Me and the gf are off to Tampa Florida.

>>149816196
gooby meng does numbers
thats like a weeks worth of videos

>>149816219
what would a woman know about cock? the male doctors has 50 years experience in cock.

>>149816230
Dating women is gay as fuck

good morning 90% of flags posting dont have a ufc champion, disrespectfully

>>149816230
very gross woman

>>149816230
Head to Orlando. I'll meet you guys halfway and sandblast her at the rest stop.

BWC WON

>>149816270
me on the computer

Were the weights BDSM Or some esoteric jelqing technique?

>>149816270
Just Joe Pyfer Things

>>149816279
When Goob was talking about his mewvment, he was talking about his meng

Is there a more reddit martial art than krav maga?

>>149816295
BJJ

>>149816270
>spore
based

>>149816295
Poof fist

>>149816237
Well judging by your flag the type of men you like looking at your penis is clear sar

>>149816295
some doo krav maga'd my ass in highschool
I literally couldnt touch him and he couldnt stop landing on me
it was kinda like this actually

>

>>149816328
>manages to stop the fight through a hand signal
Aikido might be overpowered lads...

>>149816334
Tony bros...

>>149816319
I've never seen a male Indian doctor here tons of China women doctors tho

>>149814897
>>149816334
>Tony Ferguson vs Salt Papi

>>149816334
Why is he fighting Branda's next special?

>>149816334
Salt papi is slick, ferguson is fucked

>>149816270
This has happened to me irl while my friend played WoW

>>149816334
He's boxing against a tiktoker??
Tony's new phrase is ready
FSO

FRAUD
SHIT
ONLY

>>149816334
MFB Title? BMF title? FMB title? I'm confused.

>>149816334
Banger alert

>>149816334
>DON'T DO IT TONY.. YOU'RE GONNA LOSE

>>149816374
It's for the belt bud

>>149816332
Why didn't you just ankle pick him?

>>149816334
and what is khabitch doing right now? oh right, nothing

Heeminder, Turdny purposely fucked up his knee on that cord to avoid getting exposed by khaGOD.

>Duck a prime contender for 8 consecutive years during their 12-0 winstreak, then you retire but come out years later when he starts losing saying shit like "come on this brazza guy beating me?"

Name that fighter.

i block these calf kicks with a reality check

>>149816401
uhhhh evan tanner

i hate almost all of you

i hate all of you

>>149816401
Anderson Silva

>>149816377
Misfits Boxing.

>>149816390
The MFB belt?!
The Mother Fucking Bum belt?
WELL WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO??

>>149816414
It's been getting worse recently now even my wog was acting up earlier, dire times bruder

pfl champ was shot 5 times with rubber bullets yesterday in dagestan

This made Tonycels leak their diapers

Perhaps the most grim paragraph ever written regarding the fight scene

>>149816392
Not fighting a tiktoker
Lol jesus christ Tony.. He has fallen so far

>>149816428
oooowee the most illustrious title in all of combat sports? serious chills right now.

>>149816372
You sucked a guy's dick while he was playing WoW? good for you buddy

>>149816270
Big wakandan cock?

>>149816444
>shot with rubber bullets
For what purpose?

>>149816479
Fun

>>149816479
sending a message, next time they'll be real. he most likely did something to deserve this.

>>149816334
FIVE FIGHTS AND A TITLE BABY
>Diaz (loss)
>Green (loss)
>Pimblett (loss)
>Chiesa (loss)
>Salt Papi for the Mistfits Boxing™ Interim Middleweight Title
Holy fucking shit...he seen the vision all along. Chills.

yeah

>>149816488
Astute observation

i think conor is drug addict, which is why sometimes it seems like he has bipolar symptoms

Holocaust = Denied

>>149816514
That's fucken illegal here in 2 months

since when has that ever stopped costa

>>149816518
good
>>149816531

Tony refused to tap against oliveira and accepted to tap against chiesa, something to think about

>>149816503
Finland you are my mulkvisti

> 6 million jews died in the 'caust