LIVERPOOL GOT SNUBBED BY ISAK Edition

Has Agent Trent brought Bellingham back to Liverpool yet?

kek what a shit finished checkbook manager plastic club of scouse communist retards

>>149815014
Uhm... BASED???

feel like OPs should be neutral and not seething about one team or another but thats just me im old fashioned

>>149815042
OP is just reporting the news mate.

>>149814993 (OP)
Pls no bully ;_;

>>149815042
Liverpool just live rent-free in OP's head and he's here posting about them 18 hours a day

>>149814993 (OP)
nice op dave

>>149815014
>checkbook

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-W_43eXq2Ac

Agree: Y/N?

Scouse defence force ITT

>>149815014
>checkbook
FOY

>>149815107
>22 minutes
shall never know

Uh oh guys the /trans/ bully is about hide your milk money

>>149815107
Not watching your gay video. Fuck off you boring nonce

>>149815162
we don't sign our posts here

>>149815169
bowled him

>>149815162
>he thinks that's my video
what a weird unhinged take lol

>>149815190
it's embarrassing enough that it appeared in your feed

>>149815107
>Football has a special place in British culture, yet as a fan myself, it seems that the roots of the game are being used to manipulate fans into a game that's lost touch with its origins, let alone the fans, and render us part of a modern dystopia...
w e w

>>149815239
>telling people what they are embarrassed about
>calling them a nonce when it's not in any way so connected
why so hostile? this is quite a bemusing response

>>149815280
literally what has gone on in your life that *this guys* videos are appearing in your recommendeds

>>149815331
>liversimp criticising anyone else's life choices

>Dave spamming again

boring, I'll pop in tomorrow morning when hes sleeping

Didn't know Fabrizio was an ABL

I am praying for this transfer to happen.

>>149815169
Drink bleach.

>>149815280
someone yesterday coined him a 'humourless dweeberino', I say 'if the shoe fits'

hype

>>149815487
>implying he didn't do that to get the job

>>149815700
kys indy

>>149815700
Why don't you end your worthless, shit life?
LOL GUISE DA KFC GUY IS A REEL JOURNO TEEHEE XD
Isn't there slagball on at the moment, faggot?

dweeberino lashing out wildly now

Indy has truly mind broke this lad

so badly Id almost say it actually is Luke Edwards

hoping for pens to be fair

>>149815700
for fucks sake stop posting your twitter account on here you cunt

Lads, I don't understand the pull that Darwin has on me. He has hurt me a thousand times and all I can think when I see him is "one last dance".

Is this what being in love with a BPD woman is like?

>>149815700
His update is going to be some variation of "Eddie Howe wants to keep Isak but the Saudis find the idea of the deal appealing, to play around the Premier League's financial rules".

>>149815107
Was stupid enough to listen to this. 22 minutes of waffle and just when you think he's making a point he ends the video.

>>149815897
is this speculation on your part or are you the anon who travels in the same circles as Indy?

>>149815912
This is me simply knowing how Indy operates. I am the anon who you think I am (I refuse to say I run in the same circles as him because he doesn't run in any circles). There is no update to be had tonight.

cancer leaf is talking to himself about his favourite characters again

>>149815883
>Is this what being in love with a BPD woman is like?
unironically yes

get the strikers signed

>>149815783
meme makes no sense btw

you'll never convince me the irishman, the indian and the canadian aren't all the same person. there's no way there are that many liverpool customers who all sound like each other

>>149816141
I didnt post a meme

>>149816157
>there’s no way there are that many retarded johnny foreigner Liverpool customers
it’s quite easy to imagine, but yes the canadian is clearly a vpn abuser

>Ipswich have turned down a £35m offer from Brentford for winger Omari Hutchinson.
mad

>>149816157
I categorically put all VPN rumours to bed thank you very much

Apparently Morecambe FC are set to go out of business within the next 2 dys

>>149816420
>Non-league shitter being shitcanned
Ummm hello??? Based department???

>>149816420
grim

>>149816406
by naming a hockey player? take a picture with a timestamp outside your window should be light there still

>>149816468
he named 5 actually

>>149816468
nice try rainbolt

>>149816420
bravo jason whittingham

it's over for sandcastle

>>149816644
>you under contract

>>149816644
>big news big news big news
>it's not news
I told you.

>>149816644
>Wants to leave
>Desperate to leave
>Has begged Newcastle to let him leave
>*Doesn't hand in a transfer request*
Have some dignity Indy

>>149816644
this has clearly rattled the scots

>United's away shirt for 2025/26
What the fuck is this

>>149816736
looks like a kit in my upcoming fm season made with the randomiser in kitbasher lmao

>>149816736
lotta satanic imagery

>>149816736
Its not bad but just a bit meh.

The 22/23 Away kit was the last one I liked for United.

*moves to Liverpool*

Wat do, /sp/?

>>149816980
Wake up presumably

>>149816736
Looks nice but that's about it. It doesn't have a je ne sais quoi to it.

>>149816736
It’s alright. Just that. It’s ok, nothing special or wildly offensive.

>>149816736
they should use that devil logo all the time

>>149816980
>In an exciting development, Liverpool FC have announced that Newcastle United have accepted a bid of upwards of £35 million for 22 year old striker Andy Carroll.
you never learn do you

Newcastle won lmfao. Liverpool FC lost!

>>149817041
he signed for dagenham the other day, dunno if it was posted i might have missed it

>>149816980
Not sure why he'd move there, the commute to Newcastle's facilities would be awful.

>>149817110
kek

>>149817105
>ndy Carroll endures 5-1 humiliation on Dagenham and Redbridge debut as ex-Liverpool & Newcastle striker is put in the shade by 'Trialist B'
had no idea either

>>149817172
>Former Liverpool striker Andy Carroll endured a nightmare debut in non-league football for Dagenham and Redbridge as his team went down 5-1 against League Two side Crawley Town in a pre-season friendly. The 36-year-old, who once broke the British transfer record when moving to Anfield from Newcastle, is making a fresh start in the sixth tier of English football after leaving Bordeaux.
poor man but also lol

> Sunderland are working on Granit Xhaka deal but also made direct approach to Frank Zambo-Anguissa’s agent on Wednesday.

>>149817172
>>149817193
he apparently bought into the club as an owner after they got bought out by qataris, im sure he's doing fine

>The Geordie has penned a three-year contract and also taken a minority stake in the club. Carroll's deal came just hours after it was announced Daggers had been bought by a Qatari consortium

>Dagenham were purchased by a consortium of Qatari private investors on Saturday morning.

does anyone have a hojlund highlights from before he went to man united, i legitimately cannot work out that transfer, he didn't even score a lot in serie a

>Proposals to scrap rebounds from penalties and widen VAR use to cover corners and second yellow cards are among ideas put forward to be considered by football lawmakers.

Liverpool is a tranny club

>>149817247
this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PtqOLUluPA

>>149817257
What if the second yellow is fair but the first one was bullshit?

>>149817257
Also rebounds taken by anyone other than the penalty taker would be fair, right? Since they and the defending team are going to be the same distance apart?

>>149817286
you think they just meant the penalty taker cant touch it after a save? i took it in a more extreme sense that if the keeper makes a save the play is dead and it's a goalkick or something like that

>>149817286
Nope. The proposed change is nobody can rebound it.

>>149817272
sunday league tier

>>149817305
>>149817310
I assumed that they meant no rebounds by anyone period but I also assumed that's because it kind of gives too much power to the side that got the penalty because the penalty taker would be so much closer potentially to the ball to strike it again? So I was more asking if my idea would be more fair since everyone else has to stay outside the box so both sides have equal opportunity to get to the ball. But in saying that, I can see the penalty taker getting in the way of a defender or something and that being too messy or a grey area so I can see why it would be scrapped altogether.
What would it look like though? A penalty from a penalty shootout where a player takes it but then play is just stopped and everything resets?

>>149817262
>Liverpool is a tranny club
Nice try trying to slip this one in, Troon Army

>>149817346
>What would it look like though?
maybe the "canadian" can chime in but iirc in hockey shootouts if the goalie makes a stop its just dead, i assume that's what they mean. but i cant remember in hockey if a goalie makes a stop but then the puck rolls in after the save it still counts.

>>149817346
The proposals will see the defending side immediately awarded a goal-kick if a spot kick is saved or rebounds back off the post.

Thinking about the MLS penalty-shootouts in the 90s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRITqS6WEn0
Frankly I think the MLS should have crafted and kept its own rules like this

>>149817398
i always thought those shootouts were cool. you're right we should have leaned in to the MLS being an american league instead of tryign to copy world football (especially with the club names)
i think having players sent off for 5 mins or some amount of time for yellow cards would have been a cool thing too to adopt, i think european leagues have considered that before calling it a "sin bin" or something

>>149817435
>considered that
Considered and rejected a couple of years ago. Blue cards didn't work.

>>149817450
yeah i wasnt saying euro leagues should have adopted it i was saying the MLS should have leaned into being american and doing "american" stuff like that, but oh well.
although i think rugby also does that blue card thign dont they? not sure, i have zero clue how rugby works

>>149817373
>>149817379
That's a bit of a shame. The mad scramble after a penalty miss was pretty funny to watch. I suppose it hasn't been approved yet so maybe there will be amendments.

>>149817435
Yep I recall it was trialled a few years ago. Along with kick-ins instead of throw-ins which is another one trialled, I think a few times actually, here in the lower leagues. It never worked but it's always hanging around as an idea. There is a video of it actually being trialled too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBNmi6qWzo4

>>149817480
>kick-ins instead of throw-ins
im not anti-change but that idea was so stupid, basically giving free set pieces in the opponents final third. arsenal would have loved that

>>149817492
>arsenal would have loved that
never really understood this idea that arsenal were a set piece team because if you looked at the stats, Everton were kings with 50%~ of their goals being set pieces.

>>149817513
i mean a lot of it was media driven, didnt help that every set piece they had they spent a minute setting it up and the broadcast camera focused on their set piece coach coming up off the bench to direct the play and all that. got very tiring

>>149817533
think it was just how they had turned from le pretty passing goal team to 'fuck it we need to score' team. guess everton had always been like that.

>>149817257
Just what we need more fucking rules to further kill the game

>>149817513
>>149817533
also you'd expect a lower table side to rely on set pieces whereas a team challenging for the title shouldn't have to rely on them yadda yadda. it's all narrative driven of course.

>>149817540
yeah, right. the top sides are expected to score from beautiful flowing football and the bottom shitters have to rely on set pieces. a goal is a goal of course, im just saying that that's the narrative

>>149817542
Ifab has to justify £200k per year contracts to their big wigs, anon. They are seriously desperate to make VAR a major part of football.

>>149817558
Always hate that shite. It's like when a website gets a redesign that's totally unneeded just to justify some DEI hire being paid.
The weirder thing (for me) about VAR is that what it was sold as to fans to make it palatable wasn't even that bad. Obviously as soon as it was introduce they went back on what they said and made everyone hate it. But they didn't have to go back on what they said. It's not like when a political party makes promises it knows it can't keep just to get enough votes to win power and then go back on what they said. What they said was completely doable and they fucked us over for the sheer heck of it.
Can't stand these cunts.

Why's his head so tiny

Liverpool FC, who never spend money, now have the most expensive squad in the league.

>>149817678
And what of the net spend, pray tell? Hmm?

>>149817797
coutinho or something la

If Liverpool don't sign Isak this window they will bid £120m for Saka next year btw. I can't tell you how I know this, but this is the plan. It's why Madueke was bought by Arsenal, not for 'back up' for a replacement because they are expecting Madrid or more likely Liverpool to bid big. Liverpool want a Salah replacement and want him bedded in.

>>149817804
they invested that coutinho money in bitcoin

>>149817853
Get that Isak rejection cope in nice and early (actually late), yeah

>>149817864
>bitcoin
you now remember that site that gave away bitcoin in 2010. literally 5 btc per click. So about £450k or so in today's money.

>>149817853
Shitizen would have a genuine aneurysm.

>>149817886
I mean it's not really cope, it's just fact. You'll see next year when Arsenal win nothing and Saka wants out.

>The great-grandson of Italian fascist dictator Benito Mussolini will play in Serie A next season after completing a transfer move

SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI

Jota's ashes (an enforced cremation, via his wreckless act) just cooling down now so Liverpool fans can talk about his replacement. But don't anyone else forget to pray to Saint Jota every 5 minutes because that would be hateful.

>>149817853
they better add another £80m or no way it’s gonna happen.

still waiting for mbeumo

>>149818057
sorry anon but it’s gonna take a while
>Manchester United's move for Brentford forward Bryan Mbeumo, 25, has stalled as the London club have increased their asking price to closer to £70m, while United do not want to pay more than £65m. (Guardian)

>>149818019
Nope. He'll have a year left end of the season, so £120m is considered fair.

>>149818057
Don't worry. At least you're not him

£180m for Isak (Liverpool will tell their journos to say it was £55m) (they will oblige)

Hello, is anyone selling any shit players?

>£120m for the German Aaron Ramsey
>now £85m for the French Stan Collymore
lmao

>>149818245
shit players? no no no, they're 'bomb squad' players haha that means they're da bomb as the kids say. so how about £60m for garnacho, good talent, lots of potential, just check his FM24 stats!

>>149818265
Sorry lad, it’s Josh Kroenke here and we only buy shit players from other American owned clubs

>>149818245
Would you like Frank Onyeka? He is part of the Order of the Niger

>pay £125M for Wirtz
>he goes to Madrid on a free

>>149818297
We will take a mgubu

>>149818106
Twitter people are something else

>>149818245
stop larping as tboehlz his plan has come to fruition, as i knew it would all along

>>149817110
He could commute by helicopter like Owen did

>>149818457
And Kobe

is Palmer the best african player in the league?

>>149818928
Now? Yes. Before? Giggs.

>>149818928
>>149818949
Salah is North African so no.

Also hope you lads are watching /our lasses/ tonight at 20:00 sharp! Need to beat Sweden to face Italy in the semi-finals!

>>149818958
Diffo? Giggsy and Palms DON'T take PEDs

>>149819023
>Palms DON'T take PEDs
Yeah the last club that had a player done for doping totally doesn't give PEDs to the rest of the team. No no no 'Palms' drop off in form and sudden resurgence is just down to um form and training and shit. No he was looking exhausted because he's training so hard and now he isn't because he trained so hard so doesn't run out of breath SHUT UP.

>>149819066
Um are you talking about Mudryk? It was pretty widely accepted he was doing that off his own back and was something to do with antihistamines anyway. Palms just had a dip in form. Something you never see PED players do *coughs* SALAH *coughs*

>>149819118
Oh yeah Salah takes PEDs I don't disagree, but Chelsea players absolutely do.

>>149819133
>chelsea players
kek

Never watched soccer in my life
Why are there so many black european players when they're literally 1 percent of europe

>>149819756
what is your problem with black people

>>149815487
Had to be rigged, Poundland Haaland was never scoring from that angle + covering defender.

>>149816420
Not me feckin' Shrimps!

>>149816420
they wouldn't be in this situation if more came to watch their local club instead of pissing off to watch Burnley or Blackburn every Saturday

>149820239
very poor bait

>>149820239
in England technically your local club can be 50 miles away and you can drive past any number of clubs to go see them

t. /epl/

>>149820297
she has the longest toes ive ever seen

>£100m for the french nunez
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtaNeup_Y_Q

>>149820518
>tf
>tp

>>149819066
His dip in form was entirely tactical, do you guys not watch football?

>>149817257
>>149817379
So the semi circle outside the D is useless now?

>>149819023
>>149819066
>>149819118
>>149819133
>>149819741
they all take peds retards

>>149820518
Friend of mine's dad chose to support Sunderland over Newcastle because Roker Park was closer in a straight line to his house than St James

>>149820889
what about Gateshead International Stadium?

>@Plettigoal The feeling at Frankfurt is that Hugo Ekitike wants Liverpool.
>New talks will take place today.
The fuck are we doing man. Buying Wirtz and giving him Ekitike to play in front of him is putting a tuxedo on a pig

Yet another Michael Edwards masterclass and of course no-one wants to admit it
Newcastle shown up as the losers they truly are, too

exclusive inside info from indy

Understand Newcastle have now already left talks for Hugo Ekitike, deal considered off at this stage.

#NUFC now focus on different targets as since Monday bid got rejected, Liverpool entered race + there were no advances with the Magpies.

Liverpool are now advancing

Not enough people talking about how classy Liverpool have been throughout this process either. Journos report they'll be making a bid for Isak then the next day they make said bid. It's respectful and a cut above the rest.

>>149821360
heard him namechecked on a podcast recently. he's massive

>Newcastle exploring move to sign Yoane Wissa from Brentford after cooling Hugo Ekitike interest. No NUFC/BrentfordFC contact yet but expected soon + personal terms also need to be agreed. Availability & price may depend on Mbeumo case
https://x.com/David_Ornstein/status/1945781567667814687

>>149821603
>Newcastle sign Wissa
>Brentford keep Mbeumo
>Mfw

>>149821360
>>149815700
What you saying now Liversimp you massive tard

>>149820537
so Isak turned them down lol

As intelligent people have already worked out, Liverpool never wanted Isak it was all a play to lower Ekitike's price.
Books: balanced
Generational player: bought
/trans/: seething

>Hugo Ekitike has agreed to a six-year deal with Liverpool. He’s made it clear he only wants Anfield and talks with Frankfurt are still underway.

The Reds have gotten their man :')

Something about this man scares me desu
He's like some football terminator who just cannot be negotiated with

>Steve Parish has suggested that Nottingham Forest are to blame for Crystal Palace's demotion from the Europa League to the Conference League

>boyhood united fan ekitike rejected united
>inter pulled away from the hojlund deal
how over is it?

>>149821932
>5'9"
>known across the world as being a coward
errrrr yeah don't worry Manlet Poofter Anon we'll protect you against him

Liverpool: "we want Ekitike"
Frankfurt "80m, bitte"
Liverpool:"fuck right off"
Frankfurt: "das ich our ashking prishe"
Liverpool: "aight cool we'll just go get Isak then"
Frankfurt: "Nein! You pay 60m!"
Hughes and Edwards masterstroke once again.

liverpool be like
>you know who would be a great starting striker for us? the guy who would be a backup at newcastle

The Isak smokescreen was amazing. Geordie Bastard was sent into a right tizzy la' but we knew all along it was a fake record bid!

>indy declares the isak deal is a go
>12 hours later, Liverpool have all but signed Ekiteke instead
kek the man is a joke

>>149822037
No bid was made for Isak

Heh..... we didn't want Isak anyway....... red masterclass....

bit shit how Liverpool demanded their journos report that Howe was leaking transfer details to them, you'd almost call it actionable.
of course the troon will be taking it out on us with his favoured seethespam but maybe he could aim his usual bull-in-a-hookah-shop anger at just Liverpool and Liverpool fans

>#NUFC have considered themselves out of the running for Ekitike ever since #LFC joined the party. Yet another one that got away. Wissa one option but sources believe he would prefer a reunion with Frank at #THFC. Wouldn't surprise me if the Magpies moved for Sesko.

Sandcastle absolutely mudded

>>149822056
Oh yeah good point that because I said it was a real bid didn't I FUCKING MONG get fucked Dave you seething cunt.

>>149819118
>Something you never see PED players do *coughs* SALAH *coughs*
I thought Salah had consistent drops in form post-AFCON? Weren't you literally using those dips in form as evidence of a 'downcycle'?

>>149822047
Everyone with a brain knows that, Liversimp just insists on posting everything he posts as a gimmick. I wonder why he stopped posting every single update on the women's team? Probably got his feelings hurt when everyone just called them ugly munters kek

>>149822069
>Wouldn't surprise me if the Magpies moved for Sesko.
Are they getting off on these obvious snubs?

>>149822047
It was an obvious false flag to sign etikite from under everyone's noses
Another indy masterstroke

>>149822078
Not very smart, are you lad?

Remembering when Howe was in floods of tears wailing how other clubs slap a Newcastle Tax on their players in transfer talks, just because they happen to be the richest football club on the planet (as their fans bragged about and still brag about)

Isak isn't worth 200m, I don't want him. The guy is way too shit. He's crap. Isak? More like Isack (balls). Fuck him. Fuck this nigger. I'm Liverpool fan, btw

Remembering when Liverfags were in floods of tears because Isak both SNUBBED and GAZUMPED them

Please United, don't buy Nicolas Jackson.
Thanks

As usual the haters of the Mighty Reds are rewriting history to suit their own vile agenda. Isak will come to us on a free when we actually need him.

>>149822152
Todd....

>>149822144
You're being a bully! Stop it! :(

>>149822153
>think Isak will come on a free
>Konate actually leaves on a free
the state of this GAZUMPED club

Liverpool have handled this with class and grace. Meanwhile the Geordie scum are being their usual belligerent selves.

woke up in a sweat last night remembering how Madid gazumped us out of our lad Trent. i'm a Liverpool fan, btw

>>149822167
>Paparazzi spots konate and isak together
>Agent konate la
>Welcome to lfc isak la
>mfw they both go to madrid

>Liverpool signs another player for less than has been touted for the player (they've done this 4 times this summer window already)
>Dave loses his mind
Like clockwork lol lad's gonna be spazzing out all day and night. Especially when he realises the Isak pursuit hasn't been called off either.

>>149822200
>the Isak pursuit hasn't been called off either
yeah because Liverpool haven't got it into their thick heads that he's not fucking leaving. are you honestly telling me he's going to be a Liverpool player before the window shuts? say that now so we can all screencap and laugh at you later

>>149822200
He was posting lineups with Mbeumo and Gyokeres in them, now they're both not happening. Bad times for the bin sniffer

>paying "in excess of 80m" for a guy who's never scored 20 goals in the bumdesliga

Oy vey. Should've just got Gyökeres.

>>149822217
I said the pursuit isn't over. I didn't say he's guaranteed to sign. But I bet you hear more about Isak and Liverpool in the next 2 weeks even with this Ekiteke deal. Liverpool need two strikers, after all, with Darwin's planned exit.

Liverpool having the piss taken out of them yet again
Overpaid for Darwin and are eagerly making the same mistake here

Its so laughable that clubs pay these 'analysts' and 'sporting directors' just for them to sink billions of dollars into the latest fraud striker from the Portuguese league/Eintracht Frankfurt. Every fucking year

Isak's been unsettled now so he'll force the move
Secret Agent Howe will be delivering him to us wrapped in a bow

Harvey Elliott has once again been put forward as part of the deal to secure Ekiteke. Player himself is reluctant, but understands it may be his best opportunity for game time and development. Liverpool including a buy-back clause like they did with Quansah.

>>149822238
do you think there's hope? there is zero hope. just admit Isak is not joining you this summer or get laughed at

Liverpool have shown that they would rather have Ekitike.
Fully expect Isak to sign a new contract at Newcastle in response.

>>149822250
Marmoush is working out pretty well

>>149822250
Tbf Liverpool's analysts have already proven their worth. They refused to let Klopp buy Julian Brandt and Mario Gotze and insisted he gets no Salah instead. Firmino was another club analyst buy, one who Brenny famously hated and thought was vastly inferior to the mighty Bentekkers.

>>149822271
You can laugh at me for reporting facts if you like.

>>149822295
Who responsible for Hojlund, Antony, and Sancho at United?

>>149822305
the fact is that you're not getting Isak this. tell me i'm wrong, I dare you

>>149822320
I haven't at any point declared Liverpool will get Isak, Dave. Can you read? lol

>>149822316
Ten Hag. It's one of the dangers of giving managers too much control of transfers. See also: Klopp personally insisting on buying Minamino and Darwin because of how they played against Liverpool in the UCL

>>149822338
i'm telling you that you have zero chance. just disagree with me, it's very simple

>>149822363
Dave you need to see a medical professional about this.

TRVNKE WARNING
of the big 6 the 3 that wear red have the worst most autistic most cringe fans in these threads and the 3 that wear blue are relatively normal
what can explain this

>>149822379
>he won't disagree
lol he's losing this one so hard

>dvde we rentboys are so bvsed

Mental how mindbroken Dave is by Liverpool's transfer window

>>149822396
it's hard to explain but I do know it's very autistic for Liverfags to not admit that Isak will snub them this summer

>>149822396
One of the 'big 6' wears neither red nor blue. Also one of the 'big 6' has a fan on here with big dick sucking lips who accidentally posted gay porn of himself shagging a rentboy and that's not even top 3 on the list of weirdos behaviour for him.

Mental how scousemong is ass broken by Isak's big black schlong JEJ

Ekitike's npxG mogs Isak anyway we can't stop winning Liverchads

>Proposals to scrap rebounds from penalties and widen VAR use to cover corners and second yellow cards are among ideas put forward to be considered by football lawmakers.

>Dave's fantasising about gay interracial sex again because Liverpool bought a player
deary deary me

Marmoush was unironically a better buy from frankfurt than ekitike.

>wake up
>scouser delusion off the charts

>>149815331
owen jones is training because he achieved gay death of getting old and so is now a creepy old homo in the club instead of a young guy. his youth has gone and so he must get a body to attract other sodomites.

>Isak's gonna be our la I swear
kek

>>149822424
>npxG
lmao

>>149822424
>npxG
What does this mean? Non penalty expected goals?

>>149820239
>>149820518
>>149821089
how many months has this sad cunt been seething about this

Etikite has higher expected dribbles in poopensharten league
He is clear of isak

>>149822540
Because people regularly tell him to go and watch his local club instead of supporting Liverpool. So he seethes and says you should go and do it instead, ignoring that comparing a guy in a country with that club is different than being in a completely different country.

I remember in another thread he was arguing with a guy who lived in Manchester and he unironically said he should be supporting West Didsbury & Chorlton AFC despite United being less than a mile from where he lived. This is somehow the same in his mind as him being in Ireland and bandwagoning as a plastic paddy.

Delap to United!
Ekitike to United!
Gyokores to United!

ekitike has a bigger willy

>>149822590
Ekitike hasn't been (seriously) linked with United has he? Delap, yes. Gyokeres, yes. Watkins, DCL, Jackson, Mateta have all been linked too.

>>149822592
Not bigger than Steven's. /trans/GODS stay winning.

why is any club even bothering with united in terms of buying their players? just wait until the last two weeks of august. get a good deal as they're desperate to sell. instead you got clubs happily helping them out.

Newcastle have forced Liverpool to overpay for a bundes fraud lol

>>149822623
they've sold literally nobody

>>149822575
you can tell he has no grasp of reality

>>149822641
i know but clubs are offering money and only issue are player wage demands. juventus want rashford and i think napoli bid for sancho?

Is this really a calculated move by Liverpool or did they just get baited into buying a shitter for 80m's by poocastle lol

>>149822688
played out like this
>Liverpool looking at striker options including Watkins, Isak, Ekitike
>Hear that Newcastle have enquired about Ekitike and question if they actually plan to play 2 strikers or if they're open to selling Isak
>Ask about Isak but get told that it's not happening at any price
>Step up plans to sign Ekitike because Isak isn't available and there's competition

>>149822605
I just remember Are Alice on youtube talking about him. It seems everybody she gets excited about ends up going to a different club

>Liverpool are believed to have held preliminary talks over a deal to sign Rodrygo [Alex Crook]

>>149822590
Mbeumo to United!
*The gang signs Calvert-Lewin*

Liverpool paying whatever the selling club demands again. Looking forward to this being reported accurately before swiftly being edited to a price that was lower than a one Frankfurt had already knocked back, a la the Wirtz transfer, once the death threats start.

>Al-Newmosque are now signing Wissa
What a signing! I'm sure he'll be able to fill Isak's boots when he eventually leaves next season.

>>149822787
>when he eventually leaves next season.
To arsenal or madrid

>>149822787
Two more weeks sar

>>149822862
Probably Barcelona or PSG

howling at liverpool getting snubbed again
what's that about

>>149822575
>Comparing a guy in a country with that club is different than being in a completely different country
Yeah it's worse. My local club can never be a rival to Liverpool because they exist in a completely pyramid.
Meanwhile you have Englishmen who will go to the pub and watch a Premier League team on TV while their local club plays a few hundred yards away. Then their local club gets promoted a tier or two and they flip flop

>>149822915
completely different pyramid*

>JF trying to lecture Englishmen on supporting clubs in their own country
Surely this is bait right?

>>149822926
you wouldn't be saying that if you knew how many Morecambe locals are Blackburn lifelongs m8, and it's the same in every part of England

This thread is worse than usual. On the plus side, my captcha was >onvaj

Why should I watch my dog shit league two local team in the freezing cold when I can watch the glory of the prem in my home?

>>149822915
>My local club can never be a rival to Liverpool
So?

>>149822926
no he genuinely believes it

>>149823002
so me supporting Liverpool is nowhere near as bad as Englishmen everywhere supporting the rival of their local club

>>149823093
>Le corporation twitter banter
Cringe

Bournemouth building a new stadium to fit all the Portsmouth fans they've picked up in the last few years

monumental dipper head loss blimey

I'm hearing news that isak snubbed liverpool
is that true?

I agree with the Irishman. If you live closer to ANY club than the one you chose, then you're no better than he is for supporting Liverpool.

>>149823153
>no better
worse*

when is the mbeumo signing happening? i was told sir jim was going to revolutionise man u and turn them into a force to be reckoned with.
the glazers must be pissing themselves

Newcastle now have an unsettled star player and are struggling to even tempt Wissa over

>>149823164
how could he be unsettled if liverpool instantly just signed another player over him

>>149823159
Na, you're cut from the same cloth. You shouldn't even be supporting a football team to begin with. You should be watching hurling.

why does no one want to play for liverpool?
is it the peds? the city?

>>149823191
the fans

>>149823161
two more weeks or they're considering Garnacho-Jackson SWAP
i have no idea
Because no one is buying their rejects
>>149823103
Everyone is laughing lad

Geordie fans seething about not being able to spend saudi blood money

>>149814993 (OP)
Ohno

on his aussie vpn now kek

>>149823204
I'm not

>>149823210
wissa is premier league proven

honestly newcastle getting wissa and guehi is much better than just getting ekitike

Poocastle done goofed. Now we can afford both Ekitike and Guehi.
They're actually going in to a CL year, expanded format, still having to play Matt Targett and Will Osula if anyone gets injured

what do you guys get out of coming here? is it fun for you? do you enjoy this?

>>149823233
liverpool can't afford rodrygo, ekitike and guehi

little old Newcastle with their trillionaire owners striking fear into the hearts of the big six by signing harvey barnes and anthony gordon with former bournemouth legend eddie howe steering the ship

>>149823240
>Rodrygo
You don't actually believe this Spanish tabloid nonsense do you? Rodrygo is worse than Gakpo and Diaz

dippers absolutely boiling omds

>>149823256
diaz wants to leave and there is no other LW on the market to replace him

>>149823256
Who would you replace Diaz with?

>>149823266
>>149823268
If Diaz leaves then they can afford Rodrygo. Problem solved

>>149823273
they also need a RW when chiesa leaves

waiting for indykaila to drop the deeds on why paying 100m to fc poopensharten is actually a good thing

theyve still got that sports direct stink to them

Newcastle won so hard.

>>149823273
I didnt say anything about "afford". You said that Rodrygo is worse than Diaz. I'm asking who you would replace Diaz with if you deem Rodrygo inferior.

>>149823279
Ben Doak and Harvey Elliott are still there

>>149823273
Why would they replace Diaz with Rodrygo is the latter is suppposedly worse?

>>149823296
elliott is a fat little zoomer midget and doak belongs in the scottish premiership

>>149823296
doak going on loan
elliot wants to leave

>>149823199
Indy said Liverpool fans back their players and this is the main reason Isak is begging to join them

wonder what the aussie thinks about scousers eulogising a bloke who murdered his own brother

>>149823294
I do deem Rodrygo inferior. I'm saying we don't want to replace Diaz but if it happens then Rodrygo is a fine bench player behind Gakpo

>>149823326
rodrygo isn't going to sign to sit on the bench lmao
that's why he's leaving madrid

Oh no no no manuredogs our response ?

>>149823326
Is Gakpo still being rated? I know he had that 2-3 week purple patch once, but I thought reality had set back in now.

>>149823344
Jackson is available

>>149823093
750 million pizzas is a big big number, is that worldwide or UK only cause I call bullshit

>>149823303
>Doak is going on loan
Shame if true. He's ready and Salah is going to AFCON this year.
>Elliot wants to leave
if he does then that means we can afford to bring in someone else
>>149823335
He's not better than Diaz or Gakpo
>>149823355
Personally I rate Diaz higher but yeah he's rated. You'll struggle to name a better LW in the PL than Gakpo.

>>149823326
Why is it so hard for you to answer my fucking question?

>>149823292
>AFCGray

Why would the opinion of an Arsefag be taken seriously?

>[David Orstein] EXCLUSIVE: Manchester United make improved bid to sign Bryan Mbeumo from Brentford. New offer for 26yo forward worth £65m fixed + £5m add-ons. #MUFC awaiting #BrentfordFC response as they work to close deal for Cameroon int’l & top target @TheAthleticFC

>>149823093
United fans should boycott them to banter them back

>>149823389
>Breaking news: Brentford now value Mbeumo at £75m

>>149823292
correct, there's no other way to read it

>>149823362
Unironically rate him would be a decent signing for any club that needs a striker if Chelsea can be convinced of a reasonable fee instead of the 100 milly they're asking for right now

>>149823292
based Saudis

>>149823389
>Take 2 months to give pay exactly what selling club wanted to begin with
Many. Such. Cases.

>>149823292
Yeah I won't like that's some 4D chess right there. Liverpool got absolutely outclassed to embarrassing levels if we're being honest.

>>149823378
your question sucks pal and everyone else is too well mannered to tell you

>>149823463
I'll beat you up

>>149823292
the absolute state of Liverkeks, both as a club and city

>>149823362
yes, it looks like the most reasonable deal where united gets a better player than Chelsea. however chelsea rejected sancho.
why would they want a permanent deal with another player with emotional problems?
unless he costs them less than 20-30 million, chelsea will most likely only offer to sign him on loan.
i no longer have any idea
everyone is allegedly moving fast except some red team

>>149823466
unless you're tom aspinall that's not happening

brentford are going to make so much fucking money before they go back down to irrelevancy

>snubbed by Mbeumo
>Jackson available though
Man Utd chads, we are back

saw a goldbridge video yesterday, he was not happy about the nick jackson rumours, and it led to a humourous albeit brief michael jackson impression

if you care about transfers in any way you are no better than a child or a woman

>>149823449
>pay exactly what selling club wanted to begin with
This is more, actually. They wanted £60m flat two months ago because Cunha went for it. £5m add-ons to make it £65m total. Now they're paying £65m+£5m. Waiting two months has cost them £5m at most and £10m at worst.

The Unitedfags online said it is spin, leak to the journos they want £70m so when you pay £60m it looks like a great deal. Instead they're not.

>>149823519
Why the fuck are you here?

>>149823491
utd just made a new 65m+ 5 add ons bid confirmed by ornstein. It will be accepted 100%.

>>149823378
I did answer your question. Are you some kind of tard?
If Diaz leaves then Liverpool will replace him with the inferior Rodrygo

>>149823521
new ABU cope

>>149823530
because he thinks there are children about

another day playing gossip and make believe with your favourite personalities is it, king?

>>149823550
You didn't answer my question. You still refuse to. Are you saying that Rodrygo is the best LW on the market that isn't Diaz?

>>149823567
Yes, well done you got there in the end

>>149823519
what are acceptable interests, reading philosophy and metal welding?

Will United improve upon their 16th place finish next season?

this guy and his shit question again

>>149823537
yeah ok but they still got gazumped on the price

>>149823578
throw in classical music and exercise, and helping your community

>>149823576
I'm glad you at least eventually conceded that you're mentally retarded.

>>149823591
They most likely needed money from selling that left back to madrid, or the other random few mill they got from other players. Not everything is black and white, zoomie.

RedCafe is currently melting down over a rumour that City's punishment will only be a 3 point deduction, they reckon it will be the end of the Premier League

>>149823579
>16th
Well seeing as they finished 15th, I dunno.

are journos afraid of liverpool supporters? i can't imagine someone like romano or ornstein gives two shits about liverpool so they must be pandering to keep them from making death threats

>>149823558
link?

>>149823613
what about fergie buying the league for 20 years

>>149823608
gotta say this is coming across as big cope

>>149823622
https://youtu.be/kehPb2yo0RQ?si=MGlbBom555d7j3k1

>>149823638
that's okay because they did it with their own money. owners putting money into football clubs is awful and should be wiped out, investment and growth is bad. forget what united did with their share float btw

>>149823613
>3 point deduction

that's worse than no deduction at all

I don't watch Euro soccer, is Rodrigo De Paul good?

>>149823698
not sure but his brother sean can carry a tune

>Portuguese journos catch gyokeres moving out
based

>>149823698
He was good, he's now less good, still better than almost all midfielders in that league though. He fucking loves Messi so he'll run through brick walls for that team.

MBEUMO DEAL DONE!
>65+5
>200K/WEEK

Official announcement Saturday.

>>149823765
70+5? Great business from Man Utd here!

>>149823773
I will rape you.

>>149823698
He's world class at sucking off Messi.

>>149823765
how did sir jim talk it down from 60+5 at 180k/week? they're not going to be pushed around anymore

>>149823798
just had to get rid of some more proles to make room

So 70+5 and 275k a week, and it took nearly two months to hash out? haiyaa

>>149823787
kek, what's wrong with 75+5 for Mbeumo? 80+5 is peanuts for such a talent!

>>149823817
Get here!
*unzips pants*

>>149823817
I agree, Mbeumo will pay off that 85+5 in no time!

65M for Mbeumo is good in this market. Elanga just went for 55m.

>>149823861
you realise it hasnt actually been done right

>pedro, delap, mbeumo, ekitike, even wissa SNUBBED
geordies need to know their place just get calvert-lewin signed

>>149823861
it's 70m, that's not good but it's not that bad

>>149823872
Oh but it has :)

>>149823355
He had his breakout season this season before getting injured. If that was a 4 months purple patch or not we will see.

>>149823883
So why do we include add ons when talking about Mbeumo but not when talking about Wirtz?

RIP the premier league

>>149823920
>guehi
>ekitike
>rodrygo

None of them have signed for Liverpool.

>70m for 19 goals in 47 games in the bundesliga

this makes nunez look like a good signing

Manchester United will pay Atalanta fixed fee of €75m + €10m add-ons for Rasmus Hojlund. 20yo Denmark striker has agreed 5+1yr contract - still needs to be finalised. #Atalanta were seeking €90m, but #MUFC secured a package worth €85m
@TheAthleticFC

>>149823949
That looks like a worse team than the one getting 84 points last season.

>>149823920
Bradley is 100% starting RB

>>149823981
>#Atalanta were seeking €90m, but #MUFC secured a package worth €85m
they used to be such master negotiators

>>149823981
This one really summed up why Man United are such megatards. Hojlund isn't the worst player in the world, but such an insane overreach means he'll never be able to reach that level. If he cost £25m and was a backup he'd end up being really good, but his confidence is totally shot.

Manchester United getting Mbeumo could fuck Newcastle on the Wissa deal. Sources say they don't want to lose both.

Interesting how Liverpool customers spend more time talking about Man United than their own club.

>Alejandro Garnacho expected to leave for £55M this summer
[Ben Jacobs]

>becomes the new bobby firmino
yeah I'm thinking based

>sign a psg reject for 16 million
>he can't even manage a goal every 2 games in the most offensive league in europe
>sell him for 70m because liverpool are panic buying

don't know why these diddy clubs complain

>>149824132
Shit with bad teeth?

>>149824113
0/10 b8

>>149824131
garnacho will probably be really good somewhere they'll probably regret their transfer business this summer when amorim is sacked halfway through the season

>>149824113
Because Liverpool is irrelevant

>>149824170
55M of pure profit is a good deal for United. Amortisation means they can spend more.

>>149824185
amorimisation means they'll spend it on shitters who don't fit the next chump manager's system

>>149824131
who's paying 55m for him hes shite and cancer

>not rating bobby
now you're just showing your room temp IQ

>>149824131
>£55m for Garbacho
Yeah I'm getting blown by Sydney Sweeney tonight

Newcastle got shagged

>>149824213
Looks a right tosser

>>149824215
Will you be masturbating to images of her with her face cropped off for obvious reasons

Isak insisted on wearing the 20 shirt so wait a year for all this to blow over and it can be resurrected for his arrival

>>149824258
No

I think us liverpool fans have to accept that isak never wanted to play for us in the first place and it was all media talk

>>149824131
If Madueke could go for 52m, I can honestly believe Garnacho can go for 55m. I'd still think it'd incredibly fucking retarded but I can believe it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1uWI1Q7Ohc
The Geordies just baited Livershit BIGTIME

>>149824092
>If he cost £25m and was a backup he'd end up being really good, but his confidence is totally shot.

Hojland isn't even worth 1 mill

>>149824525
STOP BULLYINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG :(

>>149824503
>If Madueke could go for 52m
It was £48m with £5m add-ons. If we're including add-ons then Wirtz is £116m etc. So unless Garnacho is £30m+£25m, nobody is doing that.

Mbeumo for £70m = £10m overpay
Elanga for £52m = £7m overpay
Madueke for £55m = £50m overpay

>>149824576
forgot Ekitike for £80m = £40m overpay

>>149824576
wirtz = £60m overpay

>>149824576
kelleher = £32.5m underpay

>>149824564
Still though. If Madueke can go for 48m then I can fully believe Garnacho can fetch 55m. He's younger, I think counts as home grown, has about the same output as Madueke in a vastly shittier team. It's within the realms of possibility is all I'm saying.

>>149824683
While true the issue here is that Garnacho was publicly told to fuck off by the manager, has been exiled to the 'bomb squad' and was seen wearing a rivals shirt. If United think they're getting £55m for that, they're deluded.

>>149824709
Yeah, the way Amorim has dealt with the players isn't doing anyone any favours. I think Ten Hag used to kind of throw players under the bus as well if I'm remembering correctly but it didn't feel as harsh.

Ngl I don't think pissing Newcastle off was such a good idea, could have had Gordon at LW instead of overpaying for that bum Rodrygo

>>149824804
>Ngl
Not Gonna use a Lavatory

>>149824778
Amorim is playing the tough guy role but it doesn't work when you've got zero leverage as a manager

>>149824840
Fucking hell I've been done

>our resident ITK says yesterday that Rodrygo has already said yes to Liverpool
>journalists have started coming out in the past 2 hours reporting official talks between Liverpool and Madrid for Rodrygo
We have the best people, folks.The best people. Nobody knows more about transfers than /trans/.

>>149824888
why are you talking about yourself in the 3rd person
anyway no one takes your shit posts seriously its always just rumours already out there

scousers are legit mentally ill

>>149824576
Elanga - 6 goals 11 assists. £55M
Madueke - 7 goals 3 assists £52M
Kudus - 5 goals 3 assists £55M

Mbeumo - 20 goals 7 assists. £70m

ABUs: AHAHAHAHA

>>149824960
nobody is saying that mbuemo isn't a decent player
it's just how shit united are at negotiating transfers

Mbeumo due a regression going to a worse team

>>149824960
Newcastle - 5th
Chelsea - 4th + World Cup Winners
Spurs - Europa Winners

Man United - 15th

/mug/Chads: AHAHAHAHA

>>149824960
The issue is this.

United paid the release clause for Cunha, £62.5m. They HAD to accept it. They then went and bid £45m for Mbeumo and got told to fuck off, Cunha went for £62.5m so we want £62.5m. United then bid £55m. They said no. Then Elanga went for £55m. So they said we want £65m. United then spent the next 5 weeks refusing to give them £60m+£5m they wanted. Now Brentford have gone 'We want £70m" and United are paying £65+£5m.

We're laughing at United for fucking this up. Instead of getting Mbeumo for potentially £45m early in the window they went and paid a release clause that legally had to be accepted* and set the price for a player. Brentford then - rightly - looked at that and went 'Ours is worth that much'. And instead of giving what they wanted they spent 2 months not and then ended up paying more than they wanted 2 months ago by £10m.

That's funny. That's retarded. He is a good player but United are overpaying not just pre-Cunha but post-Cunha. All because United didn't want to pay him £250k per week and have to pay £2m in wages.

>>149825058
What does that have to do with what I said you sperg? oh, you're probably 19. Carry on.

>>149825075
*Unless you're Liverpool

if liverpool don't haggle ekitike down they're going to have spent 200m on 2 players who have an aggregate career g/a of 1 goal in every 4 or 5 matches, makes nunez look like a bargain

>>149824804
Gordon is being carried by Isak harder than any player in football history. You just have to look at his shit England performances to see his true level. Same for Phil Foden.

>>149825075
Brentford said they wanted 65m from the get go.

>>149825120
both of them are also unproven in the PL
they could easily flop like nunez

>>149825137
Yes, post Cunha. Which I explained in that post. They wanted £60m flat with £5m add-ons. Had they bid RIGHT at the start BEFORE they bought Cunha and set the winger price of £62.5m, they could have tried for £45m+£10m and gotten him cheap and then bought Cunha for £62.5m.

>>149825143
Maguire was proven in the PL and he's shit

Michael Edwards on the phone to his best mate Eddie to ask what Guimaraes' release clause is

>>149825120
what's the aggregate career g/a of Declan Shite and Gyoknunez?

>>149825154
>could have
Pure speculation. Either way, I'm just glad that it looks like it will be done. Cunha and mbeumo will make a big difference compared to last season.

>>149825075
They also overpaid for Cunha. Not anywhere near worth his release clause.

>>149824960
they won't like this

>>149825247
>Pure speculation
Not really. Especially when Brentford said they wanted £60m flat because Cunha went for it.

>>149825133
Partially true, there is 1 player that's been getting carried harder than Gordon and that's Rodrygo,
His numbers in La Liga are shit anyway and that's a league where Antony is considered a force of nature.
In the Champions League he's been sneaking in goals because his opponents are too busy dealing with Vinicius and Benzema before, now Mbappe.
Gordon is faster and more physical and a better crosser.
The only thing Rodrygo offers is better dribbling
Pic related is a comparison of both their career best seasons

It looks like Ederson might be leaving City for Galatasaray, and City are looking at Ter Stegen as a replacement.

man wtf kudus is only 24, he looks 5 years older than madueke

>>149821603
Newcastle fans, I am telling you, this will backfire. Would I be sad to see him go? Not really. He's 28 going on 29 and this is likely the last big payday we can get on him. Wissa also has tantrums all the time. He seethed at Lewis-Potter the first season he was introduced because it forced him out of his comfort zone; because Lewis-Potter plays much wider than Wissa. Why he was our wingback last season, due to Henry's injury. Plus Wissa will be at AFCON next year. You'll get maybe two years top out of him. Let Spurs be the muppets and buy him instead. Because I don't think BehEddie Howe has the same level of man management or patience as Frank for his episodes.

>>149825605
How are you coping with your team being completely dismantled?

>>149824931
please dont be a schizo in our thread. we've got enough of them.

>>149825218
>>149825120
Wirtz has a G/A average per game of 1.6. So a goal or assist every 1.6 games. Hugo Ekitiké gets a goal or assist every 2 games. Declan Rice (who is a DM and you know this Shitizen) gets G/A every 5 games. As for Gyökeres every 1.5 games.

>>149825663
Why are you talking about yourself in the third person again

>>149825590
feel like kudus is either going to be biggest flop of the summer or biggest steal no middle ground
also rumour is MGW wants things sorted by Monday when Forest go on their pre-season tour to Portugal so that saga should end this weekend

>>149825695
However if we include only Sporting for Gyökeres then every 0.8 games he scores or assists.

>>149825712
Please dont be a schizo in our thread. we've got enough of them

>>149825772
"ITK" anon is a cringe larp nothing schizo about it lad

Mbeumo is worth 65M and I'm not gonna pretend otherwise.

Can't stop thinking about how respectful Liverpool were over the whole Isak deal. Tapping him up in the media then never making a bid, it's a class act from them

>>149815487
Games gone, unless it's some bias where only english players can be physical

>>149825796
dont make me tell u again u egg

ITK anon more like i take kock anon

>>149825695
>Rice is a DM

hes a number 8 you fucking gimp

>>149826136
Hahaha GOT HIS ARSE

Liverpool are in for a rude awakening relying so heavy on Bauernliga frauds.

>>149826209
has worked well for them recently
besides keita of course

>>149826233
you're so right, Thiago was so good for them

>>149826253
forgot about him to be fair. played well when he did play though (which was obviously rare)
was thinking szoboszlai, gravenberch, endo, konate, matip, firmino

>>149826279
>Trying to use logic with ABLs
Don't waste your time m8 you're always fighting a losing battle with that lot

>>149826136
why would you confess to being shagged by men lad?

>>149826136
Don't sign your posts mate

>>149826337
>>149826375
>double replying
was just a bit of banter calm down calm down

>>149826386
>telling people you like being shagged up the arse is banter
you in a rugby club lad?

>>149826392
it would appear your arse is rather sore for one reason or another wouldnt it

>>149826419
lad you told everyone you take cocks

WOULD YOU RATHER GET

Cunha + Mbeumo for £127M
OR
Wirtz for £125M

dont worry ITK anon surely no one will remember your new nickname lad ;)

is this the famous english banter

>>149826435
Obviously cunha mbeumo is the better deal but Liverpool paid a premium because leverkusen knew they were desperate

>>149826435
I'd take the good player.

>>149826439
top quality isn't it? some lad announces that he takes cock up his arse and it's a zinger against everyone else apparently kek

>>149826470
Yeah Cunha is class

>>149826501
*gets banned for 11 games for headbutting a child in a dead rubber*

>>149826501
hes alright but hes one of those that is going to cause you trouble
perfect for the /mug/ twats really

>>149825627
>How are you coping with your team being completely dismantled?
We've always sold players and moved on? Won't be the first or last time we sell for profit and reinvest

>>149825605
I agree with you. Rather get a younger foren for cheaper and see how he pans out.

Man Utd should be going for Wissa, instead of MBeumo

A striker is needed

>>149826512
SOVL

Love a nasty bastard

>>149826513
>cantona vibes
yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4P611ZUvHF8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LA9gBmugU68

>>149826673
>team is absolute shit
>now forced to root for a scumbag like cunha
manure can't catch a break

>>149826634
They're going for Watkins

>>149826752
as opposed to when they were forced to cheer for lovely people like ryan giggs and toe sucking scholes and rio ferdinand

>>149822915
>My local club can never be a rival to Liverpool because they exist in a completely pyramid.
Absolute retard level logic for defending bandwagoning a club from a different country.

>>149822965
You don't even understand the geography of Lancashire.

>>149826811
>>149826811
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>>149826810
>You don't even understand the geography of Lancashire
there's no recovering from this

>>149823233
>this one Irishman permanently seething about Matt Targett at Newcastle

>>149826136
DONE HIM