Why don't players bloot it nowadays?

>>149816284 (OP)
debunked by science

>>149816284 (OP)
blooting got banned

>>149816284 (OP)
The xG is better passing away for a possible tap in

>>149816284 (OP)
you see, a few years ago some dorks used to get picked last in pe, to cope with that they worked really hard at math instead and managed to climb up the academic ladder. then they got together and found a way into the higher echelons of the sport as they made it their life's mission to sabotage the beautiful game, their first order of business was to convince players and managers that statistically it's disadvantageous to kick it long or shoot from distance and that they'd be better off passing it backwards by showing them some spreadsheets. and they didn't stop there, they created an autistic midget in a lab, pumped him full of hgh, maxed out his micro dribbling stats and assassinated anyone who dared to tackle him. then they paired him up with a soulless bald fraud, two sideway passing manlets and a walking skeleton who goes by the name biscuits. they gave them unlimited peds, and had referees help them out and all they had to do was play the most boring horrid football possible in order to psyop everyone into believing this is the winning meta and as a result of that everyone abandoned the hoofball four four fucking two even though it's literally how god intended football to be played

Look at his huge juicy cock outline in his shorts

>>149817021
The only book I read that tried to Moneyball soccer could only come up with "more goals are scored off corners than we predicted," but yeah I could see some softies taking that and playing exclusively to get corners

>>149816284 (OP)
they do

>>149818433
what if she did that to my balls haha

>>149818482
join the queue

>>149818482
It would be extremely painful.

>>149818649
for hue

>>149817021
Nerds are ruining sports with math and it's sad

>>149817021
Fuck pencil necks.

>>149816284 (OP)
Because it's inefficient

>>149818433
Haven't seen a "man" in our team boot it in like that in ages.

>>149816284 (OP)
Serious answer. They changed the aerodynamics of the ball so it doesn't behaviour erratically when blooted. So the Ronaldo knuckleball just isn't really doable anymore.