>>149816284 (OP)
you see, a few years ago some dorks used to get picked last in pe, to cope with that they worked really hard at math instead and managed to climb up the academic ladder. then they got together and found a way into the higher echelons of the sport as they made it their life's mission to sabotage the beautiful game, their first order of business was to convince players and managers that statistically it's disadvantageous to kick it long or shoot from distance and that they'd be better off passing it backwards by showing them some spreadsheets. and they didn't stop there, they created an autistic midget in a lab, pumped him full of hgh, maxed out his micro dribbling stats and assassinated anyone who dared to tackle him. then they paired him up with a soulless bald fraud, two sideway passing manlets and a walking skeleton who goes by the name biscuits. they gave them unlimited peds, and had referees help them out and all they had to do was play the most boring horrid football possible in order to psyop everyone into believing this is the winning meta and as a result of that everyone abandoned the hoofball four four fucking two even though it's literally how god intended football to be played
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