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>>149816838 (OP)
>wins group
>now just beat the former champion bro

my 2 favourite teams

Third for Johanna

I don't feel so good Engbros.

chloe kelly :)

Is this the most interesting match so far

>>149816838 (OP)
left girl has a nice tight buttocks

>>149820471
Is she a lesbian

>>149820730
In a recent Lionesses podcast she said she went on vacation with her partner so that pretty much confirms yes unless she's pulling a Bowie and claiming she's a closet hetero.

>>149820471
>>149820730
>>149820785
She's gay for Ella Toone but the feelings aren't reciprocated. Sad!

>>149820480
She's past it now. Sarina far too loyal to the dead weight in the squad IMO.

>>149821217
Who's the dead weight?
The only one left is Lucy Bronze.

Report that Hanna Lundkvist will start instead of Smilla, and Zigiotti Olme instead of Bennison.

>>149821315
>NyWittleSawkerLel

>>149821255
Kelly has been dining out on that winner against Germany for a while now, and Carter has been sluggish in recent games. While I probably still would have called her into the squad due to lack of depth in her position, Stanway has been mostly unimpressive for England over the last year and didn't really justify a starting place going into the tournament.

>>149816838 (OP)
why they always choose James for the pics? she is genuinely ugly. she would be ugly is she were a man. 0% femininity

>>149821622
She's no Laila Harbert. That's for sure.

>>149821622
(((Diversity is our strength)))
England squad was too white
There are currently efforts to field the first Asian Lioness
https://youtu.be/jy944wVYxUw

CAM ON INGERLAND

>>149821778
she is the resilince of modern britain

>>149821778
Really nasty vile slag

>>149822833
Oh I am sorry

here have some prim and proper english roses instead

>>149823091
Left looks like Sasha Paige

>>149821778
She really looks familiar to me, and no I haven't watched any of her filth. Maybe her slag phenotype is quite common in England I don't know.

gm sirs

What happened to Musovic?

>>149825606
suffered a season ending pregnancy

As the kit manager for the lionesses, the worst part of the day is arranging the fresh and clean kits in the morning. Best part is getting them after they've been worn

>>149825840
who has the dirtiest knickers?

>>149825863
it is so coincidentally funny that her name is Lucy Bronze

>>149825806
You love to see it.

>>149825806
>is a goalkeeper
>manages to let one in
sad

>>149826227
One in millions!

Two villain teams. I will begrudgingly cheer for my yellow brothers

>>149826911
No hard feelings?

>>149821665
u16 women's captain is a jeeta

>>149826911
I honestly don't blame you.

>>149826976
Only hard feelings

>>149820914
Crazy that a beauty like her will never have children, but licks pussy all night long, don't you think?

>>149826976
lo ve ly
its just lovely
gosh
women shapes are so perfect
:* :* :*
xo xo xo
women!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! love them

>>149827035
It's a crazy world we live in.

>>149827050
so based

ah, I love seeing things like this.

>>149827050
based boris

The script has leaked:

First half:
Monstrous Stina unleashed, scores a hattrick.
Helpless Englishwomen slipping, falling, stumbling all over the place.

Second half:
Early own goal by Björn gives England some desperately needed hope.
Rolfö scores a penalty.
Hurtig header from a corner makes it 5-1.

Jonas is back.

I don't watch womens football because I'm not gay

Nu kör vi gummor!

>>149827363
>>149827411

I watch gay porn because I am gay.

>>149827324
based. Ordering stina bars now before prices skyrocket

>>149827383
You prefer to watch men sweating

And that's totally fine

Why do brainlets even still do the men vs women debate.
I watch menball because it's fun to cheer for my team and the players are fast and jump high and so on.
I watch girlball because it's fun to cheer for my team and also the players are so fucking hot.

>BBC punditry between random nobody teams yesterday had based Nedum Onuoha offering valuable tactical insights and charisma
>England’s brave English lionesses, on the same channel tonight, get Fara fucking Williams
I hate Fara Williams so much, bros.

reaching a buddha-like state of zen, with a big hard-on lol

>>149827546
She's slowed down her speech at least. She used to speedtalk like crazy, was quite funny.

I don't think we will win this

>>149827617
I was gonna say the same.

>>149827617
fuck outta here, skifag
we always win

>>149827617
yeah i dont think you win this either tbf

>>149827617
It's either a Sweden win, or an England win. No two ways about it.

Swedish arses yum

Are you guys seriously watching w*mens football?

>>149827691
yeah its like normal football but played really badly by cute girls

WOOOOOOOOO

>>149827617
Why are your women so yellow-orange?

>>149827711
lol at the following mental image: football players throwing their shoes into the crowd like drummers throwing their sticks at a concert

>>149827691
/lgbt/ is that way bro

>>149827689
>Blackstenius
is that a real name?

>>149827728
further lol after a little thought: nobody ever manages to catch them hehe

>>149827746
It's true.

lol at the following mental image: a dozen hulking black men all taking turns to violently pound my arsehole and fill me with their superior seed

>>149827737
Would prefer to watch women's athletics. At least they are good at it

>>149827691
It’s soulful and you know it is. It’s not as good as it was back when nobody watched it, but it’s still a pleasure to watch. And unlike the women’s World Cup, it has no filthy Americans.

>>149816838 (OP)
CAM ON INGERLAND

>>149827746
yes :)

>>149827689
Hope Rolfö gets to run 1 on 1 against Old Man Bronze

>>149827035
>>149827035
>>149827035
>>149827035
Very important topic. Discuss

British bitches going down

>>149827792
Hag-on-hag action

It'll either be a very easy England win, or a laboured Sweden 1-0 victory. This is my prediction.

>Snoop Dogg has become a co-owner of Swansea City

What will his ideas to improve the team be like?

Incase anyones interested, i used to be team russo for best girl, which i still might be, but im feeling Hannah hampton. She has very striking looks. Very beautiful! Ill watch this game and keep you guys up to date if im still team russo or if she'll fall into a close second.

Thank you for your attention to this matter

5-1 england calling it ladies

>>149820471
>>149820914
>>149827035
Tragedy if she is gay desu

>>149827809
I could fix her

>>149827821
Does he own the coffee company?
Why is he flashing it instead of the badge?

Heja heja heja

>>149827824
For me, its Leah Williamson

>>149827821
>>149827876

>>149827885
What was the purpose of this video?

barely been watching so far but im almost getting nervous lads. CAM ON. rytting kaneryd best girl btw

>>149827885
god I wish that was me

>>149827824
How about BBC reporter Jo Currie? She is underrated as a potential wife for me, but I support her fulfilling her potential and I will marry her if she wants.

MAN THE LONGBOATS ITS TIME TO RAID THE BRITISH COASTLINE LIKE THE GOOD OLD TIMES

Bevare Gud vår kung!
Gör säll vår ädle kung!
Leve vår kung!
Bekrönt av ärans hand,
alltid med hjärtats brand
förent med folk och land.
Leve vår kung!

Nu varje troget bröst
med hjärta och med röst
hans välgång sjung!
Må tvedräkt flykten ta!
Han allas kärlek ha!
Sjung, svenska Folk, hurra!
Leve vår kung!

>>149827821
i don't understand why he did that. some kind of 'stumbled on Welcome to Wrexham at 2am' and [scene missing]?

GOD SAVE THE KING

>>149827907
Much prefer watching women's football atleast our teams are comprised of our actual people
(Apart from france)

>>149827904
I’d be much happier if the match started earlier. It’s 9pm in Switzerland; why are they waiting till now to start? This is pure rigging for Spain.

GREEK BROADCASTER DESPITE HAVING 5 AVAILABLE CHANNELS IS SHOWIN SOME RANDOM DAVIS CUP GAME BECAUSE OF EX TENNIS PLAYER TSITSIPAS

And did those feet, in ancient time

>>149827940
GSTK

i'd really like to have a pet johanna ryting kaneryd
take her for daily walks and have her sleep on my lap :3

By relying to this post you can claim your waifu

>>149827950
its 8pm you big fanny

>>149827950
they wanted to make sure American NEETs like me (their primary audience) were awake

>>149827935
Swedes really did reap the whirlwind a thousand years later by being invaded by Africans in present day

>>149827966
Rolfö!

>>149827966
/claimed/

Filing a complain to ofcom about the lack of diversity within the Swedish team.

The important question is, of the players on the pitch right now, who would you most like to…:
>marry and have kids with
>have a drunken mistake and sleep with
>hire as your maid
>watch in a leaked lesbian threesome
??

>England singing the American national anthem
grim

>>149827966
Cloe kelly

>>149827966
sarina

>>149827966
Not football related but fuck it

Why they kneeled?

Excited for this game and Rolfö is by far the hottest player on either team

>>149827956
That's cringe.

It’s literally impossible to find the BBC footage of England beating Sweden 4-0 at the last euros
Entirely scrubbed from the internet
Same with the Spain WF from 2022

Reminder that when England is knocked out then here will be no more kneeling in this tournament.

>>149827998
what do you think you are a viking raid party pick your own girlies
>>149827996
u wot

what's with the kneeling?

Have been murdering my bank account betting on women's football this month, so this will be the last one. Go big or go home And fuck women - literally and figuratively.

WHAT DID YOU SAY ANON???

>>149828015
For the king of Swede and king of England respectively

>>149828035
what did you bet on i dont speak foreign

ASSSSSLLANI

JJJAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

KNULLA JA JA JA JA JA

SVERIGE SVERIGE SVERIGE

>>149828034
>kneel for BBC

bongs?

Good start.

>womens football
lol as if i care

CAMONNNNN

GOAL SWEDEN

lasses....

I love Sweden so much bros

>>149828035
not looking so hot m8

det kommer hem!

great start you spackers, gonna go break the good plates now

>>149828067
Lmao

IS THIS THE NEW ATALANTA MAN?

owari da

>>149828042
You don't kneel for the King. When he enters a room you are supposed to stand up.

Sweden is basically Norway when you think about it

2QUICK ANON

dont worry boys its womens football there will be minimum 8 goals

>>149828044
Sweden HT, England FT.

Nice defending

Jesus Christ, your lasses look even worse than ours

HAVE A NICE FLIGHT BACK TO BONG ISLAND

Imagine having swedish football wife

kek what was that

it’s NOT coming home

yes england keep trying playing from the back

what's wrong with Are Slags?

I'm already losing my fucking mind

WOMEN'S FOOTBALL HAHHAAHAA

HEJA SVERIGE

had the warning 30 seconds earlier.

it's women's football, you don't need to do pep ball in the first couple minutes. just establish yourself in the fucking match.

AND THEY'VE NEARLY DONE IT AGAIN. Jesus fuck, Sweden have done NOTHING and we're pepping ourselves to destruction

why the fuck is iplayer so behind? random illegal stream I found is 15 seconds ahead

wtf referee is cute post pic of her!!!

LETS GO SVENSKA
VOLVO FOREVER
JAG SKÖT PALME

>>149828097
it's all Kalmar
always has been

I only watch women's internationals at the knockout stage of tournaments and this just proves why

It's not good, is it

HEMPINHO

now this is propah footy

>>149828139
its always about that behind normal tv dunno why

Did you knew that Leah Williamson isn't just captain of Lionesses, she's also talented amateur painter?

Womeme football

>>149828141
WHY ANON?

Swedish ladies are just that much better looking. England never stood a chance.

Is this /biathlon/?

>>149828097
lol, you've been either Swedens or Denmark bitch for most of your history.

>Gul å gul å blå , gul å gul å blå

Are we deadass?

>>149828164
do you think they painted a big or small dick?

What the "Lionesses" didn't know was that Asllani means "Lion" :)

>>149828151
Women football is just pure chaos, is hilarious to watch, that's what makes it good

>>149828151
they lose hard to 15 year olds so this is like watching 13 year olds

eternally mad scottish poster even in a womens football thread madness

Is it Wiegman's autism that keeps her from dropping Sharter?

Remember when England women won the Euros and the main thing anybody had to say was still shitting on the mens team

>>149828050
Given the odds I say HT Sweden FT England.

>>149828166
SO I CAN FAP LATER TO HER TONIGHT HAAARRRRGHH , thank you anon for the pic

>>149828164
painting niggers
seems like an average white woman activity

>>149828194
main thing anybody had to say was CHLOE KELLY BOOBA

Yeah, it's going to be either Sweden or Spain this year

Sweden is a top team

Rolfo is a goddess among mortals

>>149828178
at least 8 inches

pls see >>149820471

Just need Rolfö to score or assist.

>>149828224
its over U_U

Wait, you watch this just for asses?

>>149828225
*sniff*

No more silly mistakes :(

>>149828241
dont be daft theres also tummys and thighs

>>149828173
And now you are Ali's bitch and we can buy you if we want. But we won't. Because Ali.

Rooting for my swedish frens

Holmberg less bronzed up today

>>149828241
yep *SNIIIIIIIFFF* >>149828225

>>149828132
Name?

>>149828241
I watch it for when one of them gets hurt and they're lying on the pitch and their shorts ride up to their sweaty upper thighs

>>149828241
it's the legs for me

Damn put that beauty in

>>149828249
Juni!

* W A I T S *

>>149828143
Based
BASED
Based but we're killing you for this one

Why do half the England team look out of shape?

How do I get a cute football gf?

>>149828266
she's browner than I am

>>149828264
>>149828266
Swedes do be that colour

>>149828271
Be a girl

>>149827809
A lot of good looking people throughout history with high quality genes never end up reproducing such is >society

>>149828271
are you a lesbian?

>>149828281
She's orange though

>>149828258
Emma Ellingsen

>that basedmaster coordinating the chant
>pan left and there's a fit blonde next to him

>>149828301
WHO ANON?

Carter looks like she works the registry at KFC

carter is shit and she isn't even nice to look at
get her off

That brown English defender looks like she hangs out at the pub and eats ships

>number 7
explain to me england

Would she make for a good Lioness?

>>149828319
reece james sister

>>149828319
ATE NINE ANON!

>>149828311
>>149828313
You guys are starting to see the greatness of womens football. The players look like (fit) real women.

>>149828319
lost a bet couldnt be helped

Desperately hoping we lose, sick of all the fucking slurping of women's football in the country, fucking shit.

what is he thinking about?

>>149828321
is this chinese radicanu?

>>149828319
I said in an earlier thread, it's like she's an alien who is 95% sure what a human looks like.

>>149828331
miserable cunt fuck off

Usually I'm against violence against women, but something tells me it would just feel so good to absolutely pummel James until there's nothing left of her face

>>149828319
That's our pitbull.

>>149828319
When people use the eggplant/aubergine emoji, they're referring to her head

>>149828241
why else would I watch this shite?

how rare are headed goals from corners in womens footy?

What is the corner variant where you just pass it back and forth then lose the ball called?

>>149828334
>god i wish that was my ball(s)

>>149828335
No, England’s rose Emma Raducanu

>>149828343
based

>>149828334
BALLS ANON!

>>149828348
They stole that from the mens game

>>149828343
need to impregnate a black girl

>>149828348
jogo bonito

>>149828343
I really want a chocolate mousse now

>>149828321
>>149828350
Emma :)

are kosovare :)

>>149828347
There's been a few I remember from this tournament. They must be very rare in the women's game overall though.

thong slip???

Is Bronze the openly autistic one?

>>149828366
Our Queen :)

THE GOALS ANON......

>>149828023
Why is basque cuisine so much sovl and spanish cuisine so soulless, its the same country but somehow only the northern part knowss how to cook

why do they have clothes on?

CAM ON INGLUN

>>149828380
My mom looks so much like her it's scary

GWAN ARE SLAGS

>>149828395
is she strict?

When is it safe to admit that Rytting Kaneryd is a fraud?

>>149828395
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN YOUR MOM AND HER IN THE SAME ROOM ANON???

BLACKED

>>149828180
Klassisk fjortistjej, Man kan känna lukten av powerking och blåa camel ända hit

>>149828395
is she single?

BLACKED

Sweden's keeper is 5'7. Literally just shoot on target and you will probably score you mongs

IT'S NOT COMING HOME

It's over.

DEN KOMMER HEM

BLAK'D BLAK'D BLAK'D BLAK'D BLAK'D BLAK'D BLAK'D BLAK'D BLAK'D BLAK'D BLAK'D BLAK'D BLAK'D BLAK'D BLAK'D BLAK'D BLAK'D BLAK'D BLAK'D BLAK'D BLAK'D BLAK'D BLAK'D BLAK'D BLAK'D BLAK'D BLAK'D BLAK'D BLAK'D BLAK'D BLAK'D BLAK'D BLAK'D BLAK'D BLAK'D BLAK'D BLAK'D BLAK'D BLAK'D BLAK'D BLAK'D BLAK'D BLAK'D BLAK'D BLAK'D BLAK'D BLAK'D BLAK'D BLAK'D BLAK'D BLAK'D BLAK'D BLAK'D BLAK'D BLAK'D BLAK'D BLAK'D BLAK'D BLAK'D BLAK'D BLAK'D BLAK'D BLAK'D BLAK'D BLAK'D BLAK'D BLAK'D BLAK'D BLAK'D BLAK'D BLAK'D BLAK'D

Carter defender of the year

Home status?

i thought we were meant to win this easily...

It seems the basic concept of passing doesn't exist in women's football

England be like:
>lets put this fat, slow mutt in to defend against blackstenius
lmao

STINA STINA STINA STINA STINA STINA STINA STINA STINA STINA STINA STINA STINA STINA STINA STINA STINA STINA STINA STINA STINA STINA

Get that donkey Carter off ffs

BLACKEDstenius!!!!!

Not even watching the match, just posting with my bros

fugg

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah the slags and nignogs are getting destroyed by the Aryan goddesses

ANON I AM NOW A PANICON

>>149828411
Jag saknar 00-talet så jävla mycket.

WIEGMAN OUT

The #16 diversity quota player by Bogland is really costing them the tournament, what a disaster of a defender she is

lol carter
lol hampton

>>149828418
That's what I always say. They should take loads more long shots than they do.

>>149828430
coming or something

SWEDEQT DETECTED

WE'RE GOING HOME WE'RE GOING HOME USELESS DYKES ARE GOING HOME

Good. Get off the fucking TV, complete non sport. Can't believe they named a fucking tube line after this trash

>>149828353
Is that the potato from the last of us in blackface?

>>149828443
I want to be destroyed by an Aryan goddess

Is asllani a typical swedish name?

>>149828450
They should take my loads

he's coming home, englandbros...

love gingers me

Don't worry Engcucks anything can happen in this game. It is women after all.

It's øver already. The shitty Swedes did it.

>>149828437
Why? Let her stay against Blackstenius and Kaneryd, shes slow as fuck lol

ncaa champion > euro champion

There's still time to comeback, the most dangerous of leads.

>>149828461
No. She's some kind brown immigrant.

>>149828461
its albanian, you must be aware of it, you're swizerland

BLACKEDSTEIN

>>149828399
>>149828413
No to both questions

>>149828450
They try play it around like the best me s teams for the girl boss aesthetics but they need to play like a Neil Warnock team and just get it in the fucking box

>>149828445
https://x.com/BuzzingPop/status/1945814211235328294
seen this shit?

>>149828461
It will be in a few generations considering all the kids I'll put in her

>>149828461
no her parents really liked Narnia

>>149828445
100% Anna

>scores the winning goal against barca
>start carter against her

>>149828461
Åslåni

>>149828475
the blondie should have helped there imo

Embarrassing. If one of my lads did that at 7-a-side I'd tell them off

Are Swedish girls named Stina the most powerful beings on earth?

Is Asllani white?

>>149828477
>casually posting hardcore porn on a blue board

>>149828475
Fucking lmao reminds me of when you played footie at school as a kid and you had to include the fat kid with zero athleticism

If I was head coach Le Tissier would be on in 2 nanoseconds after that second goal

>>149828446
Jag med kompis, jag med.

>>149828241
tum tum

HAHAHAHA English RATS

>>149828495
Det är över...

i hear a faint abba song, that's funny

>>149828515
Wiegman hates her for some reason. Never plays her.

Toone should bleach her hair
would give her aura

I'm going to say it: Carter is really cute. I'll marry her.

>>149828526
For me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIKAe8Wi0S0

H M M

very poor from our brave lads

>>149828538
swedish niggas have the hottest native women on the planet and then simp for literal gorillas

>>149828538
She'll be out of a job soon, are you sure?

>carter swapped positions from LCB to RCB

Damn what a tactical genius, unfathomably intricate. How will Blacked react

So if England women lose do the wives beat their husbands?

>>149828530
Wiegman looks like the typical cunt that touts diversity is our greatest strength. I would guess that's the reason.

lots of fat dykes seething in pub gardens across England right now. I invite you to imagine the smell.

why is choking so ingrained into the english mindset?

>>149828550
they're going to be beaten by their husband

>>149828559
corr i hope so

>>149828508
>ynr when in the 90s this was considered non-white in Sweden

>>149828458
>Can't believe they named a fucking tube line after this trash
Eeerr what

>>149828560
It's the opposite kek, she gets all sort of shit in the UK media for not having a "diverse" enough squad

>>149828561
based dykes

>>149828556
That's fine. I have two.

>>149828559
the only women that watch this are dykes

I fear for the safety of English lads, their women will take their anger somehow

>>149828567
>The Lioness line: Euston to Watford Junction. The Lioness line, which runs through Wembley, honours the historic achievements and lasting legacy created by the England women's football team that continues to inspire and empower the next generation of women and girls in sport. It will be yellow parallel lines on the map.

>>149828563
aye, shall blacken an eye or two if the score stays like this and no mistake

there's going to be more goals. England looks hungry.

>>149828582
makes me happy thinking about all the seethe this generates

>>149828589
That's just Carter

>>149828589
Indeed. We mustn't underestimate the barbarians even if they are two goals down.

>>149828579
So they beat each other (off)? heheh

I feel sorry for Hemp

>>149828589
Our countergoal will be glorious

booooooooo

>>149828589
Hungry for pussy yeah.

btfo'd by black girl magic

Based Lundkvist

CAM ON THEN ENGLAND, SCORE ONE (1) GOAL!

LundqvistWalled!!!!

>>149828582
Based and patriotpilled. What could be more noble than celebrating the women of your country?

>>149828589
>England looks hungry.
aye, they're fucking starving to death out there the shite cunts

Going to post Anri Okita at HT

can't wait for half-time
lovely 15 minute lie down for me :)

wow she tit checked her

>>149828589
NOM NOM ANON

>>149828610
Literally me, you just know Nilden has that nectar-flavoured pussy

is it just me or toone kinda looks like a man

>>149828602
lots of angry sex after the match

>>149828625
might make a cuppa

albion-bros? what's happening.

>>149828553
you unironically get bored of them

SEND THIS SLAG OFF

Corr that ref is pretty fit you know

y'all really be watching ts? kmt

>>149828632
ask Gyökeres what her pussy taste like.

>>149828582
Meanwhile getting a train between any two other yookay cities is like challenge anneka and costs more than your salary

>>149828638
not even a yellow

>>149828644
I don't need to, I know her type

>>149828579
Hadn't thought of that, they beat each other constantly anyway, so I guess women's footy really is pointless

>>149828640
Ye probs the fittest on the pitch

>Blackstenius
>a real name

swedish people fucking STINK

number 19 sweden is hot

>>149828651
It's great, I get material for weeks

Somebody please tell that trumpet cunt that there are other songs than Tequila

>>149828638
Fucking stand up and take a hit, this aint mens football! KGPRK

>>149828659
she coomed when she tripped i took note

>>149828655
"of the white rock"
The kind of name priests made up for themselves during 19th century

>>149828656
t. Pravjeet Krishnapur

>>149828582
for me, it's the Windrush line

>>149828656
Why is viking culture so superior to the celto-anglok*ke one?

>>149828659
That's my wife Johanna. She just did a cute scream :3

>>149828582
for me? it's the windrush line

AAAAAAA

>>149828669
what even is latvian culture? lol

Man these ponytails, I have a better hairline than 90% of em

>>149828662
Fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 songs once, fear the man who has practiced one song 10,000 times

>>149828665
>called black
>acktually means white
what a country

Grab her by the pussy

Zigotti is a beast!! Love that kind of playstyle!

Why is there so little diversity on women's football? I feel like in 2005 again.

>>149820471
Imagine pissing in her moutgh

>>149828659
She looks like the typical THOT at the club. No thanks.

don't usually watch woman's football but god this is dull. The ball moves around so lethargically and it's like none of them ever try to show some technique or dribbling skill.

Is it just because /women/, or a lack of funding? Is this what men's footie was like 50 years ago?

bros... i miss men's football

What if they could play a wildcard and bring one bloke on the pitch for the second half.

Not a professional though. Like how in the blind 5-a-side at the Paralympics they have a sighted goalkeeper

>>149828132
would

COME ON ANON........

>>149828676
seething at russia

>>149828677
traction alopecia is why you shouldnt go for "active" women
they inflict the dutch curse on themselves

I'm with my boomers at our summer cottage and am forced to watched this
Who's cootie do you you think taste the best right now?

>>149828582
Isn't that just the overground

Sweden can't be sitting in like this already
>>149828685
kek I remember there being lots of outrage the Euro winning England team didn't have any blacks in it

>>149828677
None of them dare to have cucurella type of hair.

>>149828677
Women destroy their hairlines by traction alopecia.

>>149828695
It’s over a decade since England men last went 2 goals down in an international tournament match

say it's 3-0 at half time to sweden. then at half time we swap the england team for doncaster rovers men's team. what would happen?

>>149828695
I'm racist so i prefer this.
>>149828676
Prussian+mongolian

>>149828697
>sighted goalkeeper
shit tier sport
they should have a fully blind man who is allowed to carry a shield, and a bloke behind the net who can tell him where to stand and block
paralympics committee hire me

>>149828705
Sounds comfy.

>>149828708
There was a token black in the squad who warmed the bench all tournament but got wheeled out in all the media in the subsequent months

>>149828705
Why isn’t your girlfriend with you at the cottage?

>>149828693
>>149828695
You'd rather watch Chimuanya Lesley Ugochukwu and Carney Chibueze Chukwuemeka, we get it

>>149828693
You can't go into this expecting to see elite male football, but played by women.

>>149828708
I hope sweden find a way to win this time.

>>149828685
If only it was 2005 again

>>149828712
mad how women can just pull all their hairs back like that and not think about it whereas if men did the same they'd have no hair left

>>149828734
lol

why do our brave lads never attack the box to get on the end of these crosses? southgate needs to give his head a wobble.

>>149828705
>summer cottage
La de daa

>>149828693
look at pele and grog best montages
they were the goat drobblers of 50 years ago
at least they could claim the pitches were shit back then

Kuken!!!!!!

English gk is a cutie

>>149828755
Nuken in de kuken

>>149828734
>my race MUST be represented in your national team
Blacks are the biggest racists

that's an elite save by womens football standards

>Lucy Bronze
Holy fuck retire love

that ref tackled her hard

>>149828734
Ben garrison couldn't do this better

christ alive these Swedish lassies are gorgeous

>>149828746
>having sensitivity to DHT
RIP

>>149828752
Everyone in Sweden has a summer cottage in the countryside.

>>149828734
taiquisha needs a reality check

>>149828734
Maybe one day women can unlock the extra 2% brain power needed to be able to take inspiration from people who don't look exactly like you like men can

right i'm lying down for 15 minutes
VERY tired

Half-time Swedes?

>>149828734
fuck off

HOLY SHOT did someone capture the 1 second ass of the referee I need it to COOOOOOMM AAAAAAHHHHH

>>149828734
Lack of niggers and other subhumans is what makes womens football watchable. What's the point of cheering on "your" team when it's filled with brown subhumans? There is none. I can't even watch the mens football anymore.

vem är bruden som kommenterar? låter som en riktig jävla lantis

>>149828770
>pollutes your society and gene pool and whines there isn't more of themselves

>>149828742
>2005
>can legally smash jailbait again
Would

>>149827324
This was a closer prediction than I would have liked.

>>149828774
fuck really?
different life
we live like subhumans here

>>149828783
I love Rolfö

Imagine not playing meado the clutchest player ever

I dont remember our passing being this god awful last tournament

>>149828789
hanna marklund

Var är halvtidsslynorna ?

>>149827546
voice like nails on a chalkboard

>>149828789
Hanna Marklund, före detta fotbollsspelare i landslaget. Din noob!

>>149828798
It's not too different from having a second home in the countryside tbf

>>149827546
Oh my god she has the mongiest voice I think I've ever heard get her off my really christ alive wtf

>losing to >our dykes
englel

>>149828815
Are you Swedish women this hot?

>>149828734
>All-white team
>Wins
Hmmmm

>>149828624
come on lad

>>149828805
wasn't she Englands best player a couple of years back, what happened?

>>149828820
yeah sure
but it's only the very upper class here that have second homes in cornwall

seriously, why isn't Maya Le Tissier on the pitch ?

>>149828825
didn't this sheboon disgrace herself with false sexual assault allegations or something?

>>149828838
The girls in that pic is pretty mid desu.

>>149828734
No Daly no win.

>>149828838
Lots of them are fucking butters tbf, even by British standards. Cheerleader effect carries a lot of Swedes.

Their 8-10s are out of this world though. Norwegians are better looking, and don't fawn over Somalis from Malmo

I have come to believe that Swedish women are peak white women

>>149828819
>>149828810
>skellefteå
japp

>>149828852
she tried to take on Ian Wright and got absolutely BTFO

>>149828849
why does she have a french name?

>>149828852
I think she shat on Ian Wright, saying he was taking work away from women pundits. He's done more than most men put together for women's football so it was a silly thing to try and start

>>149828838
Swedish are hot, but not the hottest. Some other european countries are better.

no more white woman 2025

>>149828730
She blocked me on Snapchat the little slut

The good news is that Sweden won by HT.
The bad news is that England needs to score 3 ore more goals and not really concede any more.

I don’t really care about young women, but I will say our women are really hot in their 50s

>>149828866
Family's from the channel island I think

>>149828874
That's a man

Varför har viasat visat samma highlight 14 gånger om?

>>149828874
thats a man

>>149828831
if you remember that we listen to dribbling mongoloids like rooney and use that as a filter it sort of helps. she sometimes makes some ok points.

>>149828864
>>149828869
yeah that was it
dumb bitch

women are really slow

Hey England! YOUR BIRDS ARE FIT BUT YOU'RE SHIT!

>>149828880
Based

>>149828887
its because of their big fat ass

>>149828882
Viaplay? More like, ViaPay!

>>149828705
> Summer cottage
> With parents
> Forced to watch women's soccer
You have to be 18 to post here

>>149828843
ACL injury

>>149828843
She was and was fucking amazing. She doesn't seem washed either just doesn't get the playing time. Also the fans on Twitter like to say she's a thatcher apologist cause of a respect at a funeral tweet when she was 16

ok one more beer

>>149828874
>She blocked me on Snapchat
That only happens when you start spamming incel vitriol. I've done it, i know.

>>149828866
She's not actually English, she's from Guernsey.

Jersey and Guernsey (and the Isle of Man) are county FAs of the English FA though

Guernésiais is Norman French

>>149828886
Would love to get page 56 and see his rationale

>>149828705
damn sucks to be rich

>>149828914
thanks professor autism

>>149828544
The most patrician ABBA song is Kisses of Fire: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPFrUsJkscc

>>149828806
how does one acquire this?

era red card

>>149828880
This is true. But only if they stay thin.

>>149828798
He's lying.

>>149828927
Step 1: become a ketamine dealer

>>149828914
>>149828881
oh ok. i see thank you

>Lionesses

It sounds so stupid

>>149828926
I'm more of an ABBO guy

Feels like Walsh has been on the decline for a while now

So... Spain wins this tournament easily

>>149828932

Thid wasn't a card either.

>>149828605
She has really been the most passionate player from what I have seen when I look up from this thread.

>>149828934
can’t say I like skinny MILFs, young women should be skinny but they should fatten up with age. A 50 year old woman needs some fat on her body, how else will she have a fat cellulite ass?

>>149828861
I need the backside view of ths one piece

>>149828953
Spain has mastered pretending to be hurt so yeah, probably

made a cheeky new
>>149828969

>>149828954
Why do you want a card here?

>>149828953
>Sweden has Blackstenius who stopped Barca in the final

Yeah sure, bring it!

>>149828961
At 50 she's going to be gross no matter what. With rare exceptions.

>>149828953
France beat you

>>149828942
>ketamine
is she a horse?

>>149828983
>he can’t fuck a 50 year old
low T post, I could easily go to 60s, at 70 even the most beautiful woman starts to deteriorate so the hot ones are quite rare

>>149828798
Most of their country is uninhabitable so the houses in the shit parts are basically free. It's like having a dacha in Russia.

Swedish commentator trying his hardest to not call Carter bad while explaining how she's bad

>>149828816
To me, it's more like a dog eating spaghetti.

I dont know about Rolfö you guys, shes not going 100%.. but at the same time, who replaces her? Jakobsson and Janogy are both pretty meh.. perhaps Bennison as a more defensive sub?

>>149829025
>Most of their country is uninhabitable
just like ours lol

>>149829025
Speaking with conviction on a subject you know nothing about, what a yank thing to do

>>149828842
“Anri Okita”

So how does it work tonight england bros? Does your wifes get to beat you bloody tonight for a change????

>>149829012
not sure about 70 but could definitely go for carola, pernilla, lena ph etc

>>149829059
Wangerheim

>>149828914
Autist explainer thank you

>>149829084
Gerhardsson playing a 20y old in a quarter? Doubt that.

I think everyone in here have better hairline than Janogy

Honestly, why is Carter still on the pitch? It's almost embarrasing at this point

>>149829192
Same reason you're still in this thread and now the new one

>>149829192
umm anon.. we're all posting here now:
>>149828969

>englelian brainlets
kek

I have to head out. Can you guys screenshot beth mead arse if it ever happens and post it in /wfg/?

>>149829347
which number is she

>>149829347
>>149829853

The Swedes is like the Italians. Cheaters.