Thread 149817605

Crazy goob

we cannot follow them

shit thread

>not a single post from norway last thread
>bakes early and thread linked by france

Our heemtectives are top notch you CANNOT slide anything by them

>>149817605 (OP)
It's not fair

Gooby is 4 years retired and still the best entertainer in the sport.
Levels.

diaz essentially ruined mcgregors career in fighting, poireir was the nail in the coffin

>>149817635
Yeah so? Kill yourself

>>149817713
>wowowowo I need to switch vpns so I can be gay
souless

Do you believe in life after love?

>>149817722
Did you want to make the new thread and got BEATEN by me? Cry about it some more you fool

fraggle

How was conor looking vs poirier before he broke his leg?

Darren Till vs Luke Rockhold sent a shiver down my spine

>>149817736
Oh I had plans alright

>>149817760
ZOG
O
G

Why didn't she want it?
Serious discussion only

>>149817821
To his Mini-Me

>>149817833
You have sex with men.

MY CLITTY CAGE IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE!

>>149817822
False premise. She did want it.

>>149817855
Congrats on your big win over Olivera little guy.

HE CAN'T STOP

>>149817872
Chael has looked at goobys dick over 47 times and counting.

>>149817871
>>149817884
You literally have sex with male to female transsexuals (particularly blacks) that you meet on homosexual dating apps such as Grindr.

>>149817884
I never thought Chael's limit was white penis

I think Dee is a cuckqueen, but she's only fine if Connor fucks women uglier than her, that's why he's only ever with these weird munters.

big iberian cock

>>149817909
Did it ever occur that Conor is extremely wealthy and she reaps the benefits as long as she doesn't whine

>>149817924
She could get as much money as she wants, she has his kids. She's into this.

Maybe Hans had a big one too?

We all really need to see Khabib's dick to make a real decision.

>>149817962
Sorry, its only for his brazza and sometimes his wife

>>149817943
Oh moleman is packing fer sher

>>149817962
Many are saying this

Khabib has SIW (Small Inbred Weiner)

This meme makes awhole lot more sense now...

>>149818036
In what way?

>>149818070
he closed his eyes and saw conor getting head

>>149818070
>>149818096
You know you'd do it for Conor too

I predicted goob's curve
He will show his schaubhole eventually

>>149818117
oh soothsayer who will win the trilogy between dustin and max?

Coming out of my clitty cage and I've been doing just fine!

>>149818146
Guilly by dustinbin

>>149818150
GOTTA GOTTA LOCK UP CAUSE THE DOIN JUST


FINE CIOMINM OUTTS MY CAGE

>>149818117
How about you predict an woman to get nude you fuken fruitcakke. Respectfully.

Gane scholars have arrived.

AND I JUST CANT LOOK, IT'S KILLING MEEEEEEEE

AND TAKING CONTROOOOOOOL

>cyril, come here, we're looking at conor's erect penis
>ah, non, that sounds gay! I will go have sex with women

>>149818203
>women

>>149818180
Happy?

>>149818222
she’s got a face built for phone sex

I just saw the pic of conors tiny 6 inch peenor. Hahaha what a loser. Knew he was over compensating

>>149818222
I hate this woman

>>149818222
Mmm is that Alien Perez?

>>149818180
OK Kayla Harrison nudes in the coming days.

>>149818238
Goob has got a hawlg on him b

goobs meng is smaller than mine so it is therefore NOT a hawlg

>What we're dealing with here... is an artist..... a martial ARTIST... he's doing art now
Jesus Christ Chael is onto something

>>149818316
Meryl Streep in shambles

>>149818303
post proof like goobs did then

>the people who made gay sexual references to goobs all of a sudden upset the discourse has devolved into gay shit
huh, how about that?

>>149818238
ooo we got a size queen in the house

I'd post mine but there's a file size limit.

>>149818276
6.5 inches is barely even average. Most people that are having sex regularly are well above 7 inches

we already had the ass now we have the cock
someone make an accurate 3D model of goobs

Ailin Perez tight little shit hole

Goobs dick is unironically nice, especially considering hes a manlet

Oife

Khabib has a tomahawk for sure. Good thickness and density.

if artem hadent eat slap like a bitch boy gooby never would have had to heem the bus and subsequently get humiliated by khabib and live this rest of his life trying to escape that feeling

Gooby used to be a plumbers assistant but he never stopped laying pipe.

Khabib has a hammerhead cock

>>149818454
Saar, if artem hadn't redeemed eat slap like benchod bitch basterd saar

>>149818454
Illiterate fucking ESL retard is what you are.

>>149817605 (OP)
its fucking toine

CONOR MCGREGOR CONFIRMS HIS RETURN TO THE UFC NEXT YEAR IN THE WHITE HOUSE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3s0rrf5509k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3s0rrf5509k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3s0rrf5509k

>>149818506
Why didn't he ask him about his cock?!

>>149818506
Based Schmo, we love his gimmick here

you fags act like youve never seen a dick on the internet

>>149818506
He was on so much cocaine again kek

>>149818522
Saving it for the Hank interview.

>>149818477
Fuck you bloody

i soifaced when superman got armbarred in the new movie

>>149817651
uhh none of these guys have beaten brazzas yet
something is going to be telling me that this will do age poorly!

>>149818571
fact check: jdm defeated ramzalan emeev by TKO

Has his fookin sistah seen his dick?

BLOODY FUCKING KHABIB BITCH BASTARD

>>149818571
Evloev ducked Topuria like the draft.
Van beat the qazaq nigga in his debut, close enough
JDM has a KO win over a Dagestan resident

>>149818588
>>149818603
damn bro the?

that brazza you beat the piss out of? he doesn't count because he got the piss beaten of him

that brazza that isn't even in the ufc anymore? totally counts bro

ari definitely knew about ufc white house why didn't he just wait until it was announced and let jon stay champion

that brazza that was a brazza, brazza, he was a brazza to me like brazza

UFC White House.

We should start making people seethe about Topuria again

https://old.reddit.com/r/ufc/comments/1m1ixrx/herb_dean_saved_conors_life/

Conor is eternally being punked by Khabib man

You'll never beat a brazza because a true brazza will duck any fight he would lose.

>>149818657
this
so much this

You will beat a brazza

>>149818647
>recently came down with autism

let's be serious for a second; could ilia topuria beat brendan schaub?

>>149818667
soize is a part of the game b. even a 150lb bjj black belt cant beat a random 300lb american found in a walmart

Tony is getting heemed

>>149818667
Schaub is 280lbs

Bivol beat a brazza too #beastmode

remember when heemsters said beastrab was gonna lose to unar

>>149818726
I admit I thought Merab was going to lose to Yan way back when

ufc did the drop of ufc white house poster

>>149818721
you finna KNOW IT

>>149818699
Arthur Betterby is a great Canadian champion and I will not have his name mocked!

>>149818614
Zawada beat Abubakar too subbed him into shame

>>149818742
Bivol is a jacked taiwanese boy and we acknowledge his superior genes

Canadian boxing

canadian mma

I have seen Conor McGregor's penis.

mike bohn is the only nigga with balls in the ufc media coverage
whats it about canadians that just arent afraid to ask questions

Mark GODdard is your guide to the afterlife

me that one leaf and the other leaf

just how bad is mickey gall

India will have number one MMA fighter soon

Yan by murder.

paulo costa is brahmin

Paulo Costa is a prawblem

>>149818810
He was gonna the first ever 3 division champ, he had the tools.

paulo costa rica is a resort destination

>>149818825
He's the cow from Fallout?

uhhh booooring, heem was alot more fun conor showed his meng

Mentally speaking I was the 125, 155, 170 and 185lb champion between the years of 2016 and 2022. Holding three at the same time very briefly before vacating 125.

exploding a two headed costa into viscera with the bloody mess perk

>>149818846
I got that reference.

>>149818868
You wasn't shit pal

genuinely does ankalaev have any fans?

Mentally speaking from the years 2000-2001 I created fighting

>>149818892
most of them blew themselves up so idk about now

Joshua Weems vs Kody Steele

>>149818892
This woman

>>149818883
I'm not the first or last champ you've said that too.

>>149818822
based goddard destroying the pfl

not gonna lie bros, Max's wife is a fucking baddie

>>149818913
Beuaitful latina.

>>149818823
Thats not actually happening...
>looks it up
Wait how is that actually happening?

>>149817988
why does khabib have gamer dent?

>>149818922
wtf, she got a body like that???

>>149818952
Alex doesn't fist just anything b

>>149818813
but still smell like number two

when i hit the block I still will heem

when a immunocompromised brazza get sick and the fights cancelled

>>149818922
She's German b

That bellator bum lost to ya rear dan ige is literally better than ya rear its free money.

And thats a sneedy b guarantee

>>149819025
holy fuck did you see Hap walk up to that gorillas nest and fuck it up, maybe I was wrong about Hap.

WBKFC > WMMA

>>149818922
>>149818952
def implants

>>149819069
What kind of toilet paper does Periria wipe with?
>CHARMON

huge fan of the female anus here

team alpha male

good night weem

chiwiwis on god nigga

>>149819102
Who's the skirt?

>>149819102
Conor gave her the ol' long dick lobotomy shes retarded now

how do i fuck girls irl

>>149819097
Is that what happened to you?

>>149819139
Lift weights with your meng and start hitting on 4s

>>149818231
phones have cameras now

now that I've seen the meng weight I am 100% sure Gooby raped that tampon into that lass's meng receptacle

>>149819154
Good.

>>149819113
Is that what happened to you?

The time is now for UFC fighter Cabbage to show his dicpic. The climate is right.

>>149819179
what? no I was born retarded.

>>149819201
Youre built different

>>149818922
sheeeeeeeesh

Who said nurmagomedov?

>>149818542
:)

>>149819201
Hoenstly? Respect

Dee Devlin is a lucky woman

Holy fucking kek I called it,Micheal "title run" johnson
https://youtu.be/cYKkwMt5xUk?si=5THo7XecxDTRPpxV

>>149819361
Michael Is One Of The Baddest Fighters Ever He Fought Everyone

>>149819369
I know il definitely pick em

if that freak Jeff Novitsky handed me a USADA jacket I would throw it on the ground

*takes the stage*

Ugh so yeah that Conor McGregor huh
*Crowd erupts subconsciously knowing I'm talking about the meng*
I mean the guy could have gone full 1488 Hitler dictator in Ireland if he wanted too, haha I swear he could have
*Crowd gasping for air in laughter*
But he instead decides to go full 666 satanist gooner!
*Crowd can't contain shitting and pissing themselves entire Joe Rogan comedy club has to be deemed a hazardous zone*

Thanks heem I'll be here all night!

FINLAND WAS RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING!

>>149819420
nah b remember earlier when I asked you if that milk had gone off and you said it was fine? well it wasn't and now I'm spewing milk everywhere like Ash from Alien

>>149818222
no

>>149819447
>like Ash from Alien
xD epic reference bro!

>>149819471
u mad bitch boy

ooo that was sassy

Who's gonna take care of Amy when Ben's gone? (lung transplant recipients have a median survival of 5 years)

>>149819512
She can take my breath away...HAHA
*dun dun tsch*

>>149819512
I bet Pat Barry can help coach their daughters.

Boston Salmon won

With Dustin going, who does Heem want to see retire next? For me, it's Charles, Gaethje, Chandler and Rogan.

>>149819528
You're telling me... that Poirier is walking out with a jelly roll or a lil-boy?

UFC: White (hat pedophile) house

conors long schlong is a democrat hoax

So it was real all along

>>149819097

the pot calling the kettle black
The irony is that an mma dude could do the equivalent to him

>>149819590
Floyd doing itty bitty clitty shame in front of Conor's Celtic Sword speaks volumes

>>149819533
for me, it's the older guys who genuinely take up my time by ruining events. guys who are now old, boring and it's bad for the sport if they both win or lose.
So Jan Blachowicz, Michael Chiesa and dare I say Derrick Lewis. Though Lewis is still fun, he absolutely shits the bed embarrassingly whenever he's in any fight of consequence.

>>149819512
Me possibly, shes my type.

how trash is umar nermagomedov

>>149819512
He's also younger than the average lung transplant recipient. And a lot healthier, overall Id say since he doesn't drink at all and eats healthy.
So it will prob be more like 10 years or more. She'll be a gilf then so even better.

>>149819590
/box/ won the war

>>149819675
who the fuck is either of them?

>>149819675
Sydney Sweeney is literally a mixed martial artist

>>149819678
poor umar... poor umar...

Good morning, heil Hitler

>>149819675
? She has a weird cartoony face like sandy from spongebob. Like the friend of a hot girl that you have to settle for... Whadder we dune b?

>>149819675
Further proof white women prefer Asain Alphas

>>149819696
crazy how a canadian had to be the one to say that

Occam's Razor Josh Emmett

Dunning Kruger Justin Gathje

>>149819708
I'm white and I must admit the taiwanese species is superior in every quantifiable way

>>149818683
Dumb cazzie. Salt Papi has only beat guys who have nothing but exhibition matches. And none are good. Tony is going to embarrass him with levels. Only those with an eye for the sport know exactly how it will go down after you dissect their styles. I won’t spoil how, just bet the house on tony if you want to make money.

>>149819739
Thoughts on Kody Steele bro?

Good night, Humble Henry

>>149819743
He lost his last fight

>>149819760
Predict the result of his next fight

>>149819766
He loses

>>149819769
Thank you for the insight brother *unzips pants*

>>149819792
nice vagina bro

Sonnen: I can't stop staring at connor's dick

>>149819800
it's spelt coner

josh emmett fucking SUCKS

>>149819805
...his wife's pusseay until its thoroughly coated in slobber

shugah schaub schtrickland

D-Rod should be working at 7 eleven

>>149819820
why did this happen? pretty clear the only thing this nigga trained was takedown defense and he still got taken down. how good is merab

>>149819827
He should be deported

What a meng, what a meng, what a meng
What a mighty good meng (Yes, he does)
What a meng, what a meng, what a meng
What a mighty good meng (He's got a mighty mighty good meng)
What a meng, what a meng, what a meng
What a mighty good meng (You gotta say it again now)
What a meng, what a meng, what a meng
What a mighty good meng (Hey)

>>149819833
beastrab is just that out of control

>>149819827
Can you shut the fuck up??

Okay, that's 3 days already. It is time to stop talking about Conors MengGregor.
Tomorrow we have important fighters fighting; Pitbull, Borrachinha and the main event will absolutely deliver.

I think The Dustin "Diabetes" Poirier heems Max "it is what it is" Holloway.

Merab drilling a bitch with 5.1 inch penis for 45 minutes and not climaxing

>>149819854
Tomorrow is Friday

>>149819860
But enough about you

>>149819730
Taiwanese people aren’t Asians, but you aren’t ready for that conversation yet.

>>149819872
Mexicans are asian

the trick to beat merab is to train how you beat him rather than how you defend against him
merab's gameplan is different every fight and he can't finish you so you can just ignore his offense if you impose your will better and shit

>>149819880
Indeed, but Taiwanese aren’t.

>>149819886
Merab can most certainly finish you, he just exhibited that. He very well could've TKO'd Umar if he asserted himself more, he had him gassed

>>149819886
Word for word what Sandhagen said. God man shut up.

>>149819888
Taiwanese aren't human they're an elevated lifeform. Denoting them to a certain race is fruitless

>>149819886
He finished shemalee

>>149819904
Fair enough.

>>149819899
damn really? i genuinely did think of that myself while rewatching the second sean fight
cory's my boy though
>>149819895
nah he can't sean just sucks

>>149819895
>Merab can most certainly finish you
Nah I would totally beat Merab in the octagon. I just don't feel like it.

>>149819904
Their government designated them as “other” because they are ashamed of their Han Chinese ancestry. Remember to say other if someone asks for your race kek

My nickname? Climax Denial.

My nickname? The Fighter.

heem.net

My Nickname? The Black Killa Gorilla Nigger

Despair.

>muh gyna
>muh thai1
What about me what about finland

>>149820119
kwab

>>149820114
*braps*

>>149819512
I have called dibs on her since day one check the archives and BACK THE FRICK OFF

>>149820119
Come on now buddy I only just got here

OFFICIAL /heem/ approved countries list, if your country is not listed you may NOT post here.

Georgia
Russia
South Africa
Brazil
Australia
Great Britain
USA
Armenia
Myanmar
Mexico
Iraq
New Zealand
Japan
Kazakhstan
China
Ecuador
Canada
Morocco
Uganda
Poland
Lebanon
Azerbaijan
France
Nigeria
Ireland
Italy
Netherlands
Germany
Czech Republic
Serbia
Switzerland
Uzbekistan
Dominican Republic
Moldova
Slovakia
Kyrgyzstan
Thailand
Panama

Dayum

>>149820152
Latviabros...

>>149820152
You are pakistani

>>149820152
Nowhere on there do I see what your flag says which is "United Kingdom"
So get the fuck out

>>149820152
Y’ALL MUSTA FORGOT

>>149820189
Makwan "Mr Finland" Amirkhani has been out of the UFC for over 2 years.

His last loss in the UFC came at the hands of Wales' own Jack 'Tank" Shore

>>149820206
I don't even remember the last time I saw his face m80 and we share land borders

>>149820214
I had to use reverse image search to figure out who was in the picture.

Tony getting battered to death by Salt Papi will be funny as shit

I didn't come here to get insulated my good meng

more gooby dickpics are coming you just know he's been sending them in mass

If it were me, I'd have jumped on one of those gators and just wrestled it, you know? For the cameras.

Does having dickpics on the internet harm Conor's chances at becoming Taoiseach of Ireland?

My fighter nickname? The clitornis connesuer. Goodnight.

I'm rooting against DRod because he looks like one of those people who make white countries worse. Although admittedly that could be said for a lot of MMA fighters.

A smart MMA fighter would choose a nickname that appeals to the ladies. Majestic Lover.

Oh for sure Paulo who just went neckandneck with Whitaker in his second-to-last fihgt is goign to struggly against some bum who looked meh against THE Chris Curtice who just took THE Max Griffin to a split decision.

Yeah, all of my cucksheds are going on Borrachinha, thanks.

>>149820374
Get a job you slob

>>149820152
JTB bros...

Sometimes, we all need struggle sessions. When he meditate and think about all the horrible shit in the world - not being tall, not being fashionable, not having good fashion sense, having bad skin, anxiety about not being able to please a woman - and we olet it all oujt and cry all those tears away until there is nothing left. EXPURGATION. And yes, this applies to MMA fighters, too.

>>149817635
Makes you think doesn't it

>>149820251
Qrd?

>>149820442
Man I hate thinking

>20 bookings
>9 fights
>11 cancellations
>1 child bride
Name the fighter

>>149820515
Khabib

>>149819833
>one is a ufc manufactured lanky twig one dimmentional gimmick striker
>the other is a 5'5 of condensed muscle wrestling machine with ram tier strenght and cardio

>>149820404
or when you're taking a really big poo and have to take your shirt off

btw, benis status?

Something's not right about Max. Something's 'off'. I can't put my finger on it but he shouldn't be alone with kids.

>>149820452
We haven't got the time b
>>149820515
Noncesar Shitloev

Joe Anderson Burrito

>>149820533
Proper chopper
Curved to the right

When Max was screaming 'The Freshman came to play!' at Kattar, this was actually his inner shadow self leaking out and exposing his desire to play with Freshmen

>>149820549
careful, pal

>>149820535
Sweden has extensively covered this
I dare not say too much
These walls have ears
Max's on THE list

>>149820549
Bro lost to fuckin Pat Sabatinni

>>149818823
No chance, WE are taking that W, WE are taking the Munchies with Marcus project to global heights.

>>149820573
OI U GUNNA WATCH ME COCK, U GUNNA WATCH IT GUD FOR DE OWNAR LAD

Who wins?

>>149819833
Suga Schaub probably spent like 12 weeks on intense TDD training. Merab's been wrestling his whole life. This was only ever going to go one way

>>149820515
>watched one of his fights
>its beyond boring even by descision goober standarts
>literally does nothing except stalling
>but he le doesnt eat sugar and does 1k pushups
Mountain nigga. Only kabob and islam are worth the churka mountain hype

>>149820693
The Theodorou disciples...

>>149820693
Whats their stats?

>>149820693
>Bantamweight vs Middleweight

Jiri should show meng next

>>149820693
bro named his file luscious looks.. weddit is that way

>>149820693
Kyler Philips IS NEXT MAN

>>149820723
A Samurai never unsheathes his sword

y'all must've forgot

DC should show meng next

If Chanlder can cockmog conor then he might get the fight

lidel bit rum vit cola befor heading to delivery driver job brazza u kno dis

>>149820776
hes retired

>>149820776
You post this 4 times a day it's hard to forget

>>149820776
thanks for reminding me

>>149820800
If chandler could cockmog anyone, he wouldn't be in the predicament he's in now...

>>149819833
I don't know maybe the thing is you can't really develop TDD at competitive level in just 12 months? especially when you are facing elite wrestler that happens to be obnoxiously strong.

makman akmirani was on the dudesons back in the day episode 37 iirc truly a Finnish delight

>>149820793
pregnant emoji lookin ahh

>Max is a good dude and he put up a hell of a fight, but he was never gonna ruin my retirement party.

SOON

>>149820858
make one for rob vs rdr

Just how hung is Ourtim Lobov

>>149820873
T-Rex

>>149820930
how much do these shill accounts get paid?

Conor just retweeted me

>>149820983
he reexed you?

>>149821003
ahhh what can I say I'm a rebel soul I still call it twitter

>>149819087
This is edited

M fucking J

heem? yeah, heem this frog! leave a reply

Dreamt I was in a car with Rampage Jackson and that motherfucker crashed it into a wall

>>149817902
I met my transgf on Grindr, I love her very much :)

El goblino germanio

>>149820930
>a non-zero amount of "people" will vote for this

dustin will win

Gooby seedoilmaxxed his way to girth

>>149821131
Did you show that frog your Swedish wrath yet?

Schaub just uploaded a based take on the health of the sport. Dana's fear of legit journalism, the bizarre commercialisation of discourse through the Nelk Boys, Nina Drama etc.

>>149820930
Is Canor retweeting the indians he pays to post this dear oh dear

>>149821417
>>149820983
Oh I see

>>149821427
Finland you sonuvabitch

conor pays me with dick pics

Conor McGregor currently has the largest confirmed penis in the UFC.

>>149821482
Unfortunately this is factual I'm afraid

>>149820873
Lobov? In the bin

Little retard artem lobov

Justin Gaethje penis(unconfirmed)

SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND

>>149821545
Can you do anshul jubli next sir?

>"The Association of Peyronie’s Disease Advocates would like to thank former UFC two division champion Conor McGregor for his tireless campaigning to break the stigma of what can be a humiliating and traumatising medical condition."

Holy shit Conor's a shoe in for the Nobel peace prize.

>>149821554
Redeem like rupee?

I'm not wearing any diamonds.

>>149821650
Jamahal Hill wit da mic'

>>149821650
a foine post lah

>>149821667
That's raskit you foul heathen

Kek Dizzee's middle is kwab you really couldn't make this shit up

Penn vs Ferguson at the White House is the obvious fight to make. The winner gets to break their streaks and also see their real family.

>>149821650
Why is the maclife ferret tagged there but not visible on screen and who's the del boy impersonator at the back

>>149821692
nah thats Joaquin Buckley him and Conor are cool apparently

>>149821719
I reckon Dee might be getting low key plapped by Willis

McFurry is a disgrace.
Khabib won in the end.

we cannot follow them

>>149821815
Look at them, laughing at the jew. lmao

>>149821815
Why is the little helwani touching St Georges in such a homosexual fashion
>>149821833
Literally dysgenic and repulsive to the eye inb4 monitor I'm talmbout the ari

Conor Mengstretcher

>>149821893
This is the last the thing you see after leaving your drink unattended at the club

>>149820809
Monsieur finland just fought last may bucko

>>149821912
All green

When Makwan throws a jab, the crowd shudders, a mental note of luke thomas saying ''chills'' runs through their heads

>>149821931
You think they compared mengs?

>>149821931
What a fuckin stupid picture to take
"hey bro let's take our shirts off and my coach will take a picture"

Conor is 100% fersure terrible sauna company you can bet on it

>>149821997
Unlike lil joey

Steak, eggs and jalapeños. A hit in any real niggas league

The GQ killer

>>149822103
This nigga a comedian?

>>149821833
Dana has strange friends

>>149820152
whew barely made it

Nippon

>>149822310
Cmon b his riffing was great here. When jimmy asked him if anything else happened and Joe just bluntly and stone faced said "No". Killer

>>149822328
basedf\

Coca Cola will have sugar cane, Gooby has a big cock, White House UFC! I'm so tired from all these huge announcements. I can hardly even be bothered to look into stupid shit like Christine Maxwell, Leom Black and Stacey Plaskett

你好 黑鬼

>>149822516
Chamaussy lookin thiccc

what the helly

Tony is FUCKED

>>149822522
Pereira has always had a big ass, him ballooning up to 240lbs is just emphasising it even more

Nigger

>>149822596
based

>>149822596
Accendi il tuo monitor paisano

>>149822608
You don't happen to have this one dancing cat that has a strange filter to it that makes it look quite psychedelic the cat is dancing in a flamenco kind of style the hands/paws moving upwards it has a flowerlike aesthetic. No homo in case it needs saying

>>149822616
They dont have internet in Italy

>>149822637
nah man but the way you described it made me kek

When I look at my own meng I think of Conor

John Danaher is a bald headed faggot

Is this true?

>>149822720
Many are saying this

what animal does bro most resemble?

>>149822769
Jew

>>149822769
homo sapiens

>>149822769
Ugly freak.

happy birthday Craig Jones

The name's Ginge, Ginge from Shard End.

>>149822839
no

>>149817745
>Bad Gay Inc

Ilia

>>149822870
Ilia doesn't want that smoke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q9rewnLFYw&list=RD3Q9rewnLFYw&start_radio=1
chale walkout music just dropped

Brendan and Theo, fighter and Creole.

Abdulnamap looks like Hasbullah on that super soldier serum

Chipper

goober and deez nut NEED this vid fr fr no cap

i hate almost all of you

>>149823022
Aren't you an english teacher

>>149823097
Teachers cs and still have swag goofy ahh

TDS - Topuria Derangement Syndrome
I've never seen mma fans invent as many excuses as they do to for Topuria wins.

>>149823150
Finnish fighter btw (Finland)

beating up a few finns does not a finn make

cannot believe this guy is knocking out tony ferguson at the end of next month

>>149823228
Worked for swedes I lament

People forget man. Funky Ben Askren was an american hero.

>>149818951
He used to play red alert and Tekken

*stops being Swedish*

>>149820723
Jiri should wear a chonmage hairstyle,

>>149823596
He is not samurai.

Would this kick work in a real fight or is it too telegraphed?
https://youtu.be/uCPc8nHUv7s?feature=shared&t=25

>>149823568
He was southern Swedish, so practically Danish. Why we're talking this way about a Japanese man though I don't know.

>>149823705
Arr great dishonor

jerry

Will there ever be hype cards again?

Will Kash Patel be at the Diamond's retirement?

>>149823837
Yes.

now baby i dont got to
but I will if I have to heem
when niggas get to fucking around
when niggas get to fucking around

Fuck me Gooby

imagine being this cucked

>>149824199
he wasn't going to get anywhere close to 200k btw the lawsuit was from when he was on an 8/8 contract

>>149824199
from moicano's explanation it sounded like he truly didn't believe it was fair for the lawsuit to be settled that way instead of him trying to suck up to the ufc
profound retardation

>>149824248
Thr lawsuit would have given him what the UFC owed him for underpaying him with the 8k/8k contract, which would have been around a 200k payout

>>149824248
he said 200k in the clip

MMA analyst Luke Thomas BODIES this fool.

>>149824199
What an incredible retard

>just watched a "documentary" and a "vlog" about gordon ryan and craig jones
>there are podcasts of these gym idiots talking about gym drama
This danaher death squad is just a big group of ego maniac >>149824199
divas. This sport is almost unwatchable and seeing these guys just makes the community fucking cringe. No wonder craig is retiring and leaving america. the entire scene of bjj is cringe af.
>>149824199
>Dana "Moicano good kid. Yea, we're going to take good care of him. Eheh."

>>149823150
If he beats Islam I’ll shut up. Until then he’s been on a tear of past their prime former champs with cracked chins. Pillowfisted Garth dropped Max before Ilia heemed him.

Renato will be a billionaire one day
You can't buy pride with 200k

you literally dont need money to survive

"You literally dont need money to survive"
-- Money Moicano of the Show me the Money podcast

>>149824199
>money moicano
>free money
>doesn't take it

Moicano is just a nickname

>duuuude you need to accept the free money you didn't earn or deserve because... you just do okay?!?!
this is why you guys are the ones on the anime basket weaving forum

>>149824455
Hey Dana thoughts on conor's cock?

>>149824493
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