you now remember taapland

>>149817899 (OP)
why is /sp/ handling his decline so poorly?

absolutely the best arc. shame it was so short

>>149817899 (OP)
>>149818463
why does he make you hispanics seethe so very much?

>>149818463
Chikaner had a crush on him and has been rather salty he had a bad season (see >>149820001).
I don't think many others are affected, as ManCity has no fans, but it is a bit of a downer considering the great trajectory he was in to beat a bunch of scoring records. It's more fun if he starts doing better again.

>>149817899 (OP)
Isn't Gyokeres just a Haaland MK II ?

Are the tap in merchant allegations true? I just started getting into footy and became a City/Haaland fan mainly because I like his viking monster aesthetic.

>>149820917
not really, no. Pep's system relies on role players and he is the designated tapper
then again the latest contract from City probably made him a billionaire and left him with no incentive to work on his game

>>149820871
poor brown catholic short people like you always seethe about him

>>149820917
Even if they were true, being a tap in merchant unironically requires skill and athleticism. If you can reliably tap in the opportunities your team creates you're doing a vital role in your team's victories.

>>149826510
I'm neither of those things and I've never seen anyone seethe about him, I've only ever seen you claim this with no evidence.

>>149826529
sure thing joao

>>149826535
I wouldn't mind being Brazilian, yet I am not one.
You absolutely hate being Mexican, yet you are one.
Tough life.

>>149820917
yes but being a tap-in merchant isn't actually a bad thing
a player that can actually aim at the back of the net consistently is rarer than you'd think, one that is also fast and hard to stop on top of that is even rarer

>>149826570
i'm white with blue eyes and only NW european blood

you are brazilian
>If there is someone in latin america living in Japan which country is most likely and why?
>short answer
Brazilians – by a wide margin.

Why Brazil tops the list

Size of the original diaspora
• Brazil received the largest wave of Japanese emigration in the early-to-mid 20th century.
• Today an estimated 1.5–2 million people in Brazil have Japanese ancestry (the world’s biggest Nikkei population).

“Return” migration policies
• In 1990 Japan introduced the “long-term resident” visa (定住者) for 2nd- and 3rd-generation descendants of Japanese emigrants.
• This automatically applied to many Brazilian Nikkei, making work/residence in Japan much easier than for non-descendants.
...

The numbers
Latest Ministry of Justice figures (2023):
• Brazilians: ≈ 210 000
• Peruvians: ≈ 49 000
• Colombians: ≈ 12 000
• Bolivians: ≈ 7 000
• All other Latin American nationalities combined: < 10 000

So a random Latin American you meet in Japan is roughly four times more likely to be Brazilian than all other Latin American nationalities combined.

Cultural visibility
• Brazilian festivals (e.g., in Oizumi, Nagoya, Hamamatsu), capoeira groups, samba parades, and Brazilian food products are common sights in areas with auto-parts and electronics factories.

Bottom line
Historical migration ties, preferential visa rules for descendants, and established communities make Brazil by far the most likely Latin-American nationality you’ll encounter living in Japan, with Peruvians a distant second.

>>149826610
chikaner we all saw how brown you are, you posted an image of yourself

>>149826626
you still can't figure out i'm from /int/ and not the mexican?
>>149826570
>>149826610
LMAO it's 2am in tokyo on friday morning
joao you're not even diapsora, it's just another thirdie on a vpn

why do you thirdies vpn so much though? Is one of your isps rangebanned or do you really think we won't immediately detect you as mexicans?

>>149820871
from what i've heard hes doing decent for norway
>>149820917
not at dortmund but he last played for them like three years ago

Pep ruined him

>>149820917
>viking monster aesthetic
eh, he looks like a mong grown in a lab

>>149826610
>i'm white with blue eyes and only NW european blood
Sure thiñg mate
>If there is someone in latin america living in Japan
>Brazilians – by a wide margin.
This is true, the most common foreign nationality in my workplace after German (German company) is Brazilian, and there aren't any Latin Americans that are not Brazilian.
Too bad the assumption you're making in your ChatGTP prompt is already faulty.
>>149826639
>4channers can't have unhealthy sleeping schedules
How do you think I watch European footy mate?

>>149827154
I didn't watch the games qualifiers but yeah apparently he did well there. Hope Norway qualifies to the WC so we can see him there.

>>149820917
Yes but tap in merchant isn’t easy, the ability to time sprints into space and get to a ball first is under rated

>>149827470
You fucked up brown boi

>>149820917
>I just started getting into footy and became a City/Haaland fan mainly because I like his viking monster aesthetic.
holy kek americans are truly something

>>149830781
You're just desperate for me to be Brazilian lmao

>>149820917
Scoring in soccer is not just about technique (tap-ins) but also about having elite spacial awareness.

>>149826610
>>149826650
make up your mind bro

>>149831330
Nothing wrong with that Joao

>>149820917
> mainly because I like his viking monster aesthetic.
he looks like a dysgenic monster