Thread 149818391

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Previous thread: >>149799889

First for an inevitable Onosato yusho

Kirishima Ozeki before this year ends.

Manlets, will they ever learn?

>>149818444
What a meat mountain
I wonder how Hosh and Onosato would do against him

>>149818391 (OP)
Remember /sumo/, when life throws you a henka and your dumbass falls for it and steps out of the dohyo, don't cry, smile. Be like Tobizaru.

>>149818461
Eat at a local chanko restaurant tonight. Send your attendant for fresh panties. Send two.

>>149818444
I think that would be the wrong video to prove your point, smol fighter lasted a surprisingly long time

>>149818505
Not to mention Mainoumi won 5 technique prizes in his six years in the top division, lol.

>>149818444
I still don't understand why anyone would want Konishiki to be a yokozuna.

>>149818526
For the lolz

>>149818526
Same people who wanted Takakeisho, likely.

>>149818461
*abuses assistants*

>>149818444
I imagine everybody dreaded when they got called to fight him. If I was a rikishi I'd rather fight Hakuho who might smash my chin with a forearm than Konishiki.

>>149818391 (OP)
Should've been a pic of Dan.

Hoshoryu needs to stop horsing around
Is there a way I can donate rye grass to his stable for him to eat?

>>149818694
Should have been this picture, the white man bowing to his japanese superior

>>149818429
Thats easy to predict when he is healthy, but he is fragile, if he puts up double digits this time around it'll be the first time he has had ozeki level performances back to back since when he was ozeki. Healthy KiriSHITma making ozeki is just about the most obvious call there is.

>>149818764
Abi will stop this

Mita is going to zensho. Juryo is full of shitters right now there is no competition.

>>149819056
I agree he is going to do well in juryo. I don't think he can hang in makuuchi just yet though.

>>149819056
He's probably going to win, but I don't think he'll zensho. Oshoumi or Tohakuryu will get him again.

https://www.sponichi.co.jp/sports/news/2025/07/17/kiji/20250717s00005000121000c.html

Hosh bros... not like this...

so is karla sumoist just gone for good? i thought someone said it was a 24 hour ban but its been 2 days already. im not going to watch that cunt midnight and mbovo on kick only streams top division

>>149819239
Early retirement bound.

>>149819239
>couldn't last half of the basho
Sad! Evil spirits rule the dohyo again.

>>149819239
Embarrassing

>>149819239
intai by 2026

>>149819242
>Tfw I popped into Midnight's stream for a minute and someone donated a sub to me
>Tfw I watch these on my TV on a google TV. No adblock available so now I'm stuck here.

>>149819242
Either use a YouTube stream or just VPN + ABEMA like a man.

>>149819239
Now I REALLY hope Abi wins.

>>149819239
kek.
What a fucking fraud.

>>149819239
This is just sad at this point, even though that's exactly what I was expecting the moment he lost that bout.

what an undeniable fuck up that promotion was, i dare anyone to defend it now

>>149819239
>>149819251
You know the Kyokai and the >Yokozuna Council are going to put the riot act on him kek.

>>149819449
I'm starting to believe the rumors about it being an orchestrated promotion with the actual goal of removing the Mongol menace in mind, since the JSA deep down knew that Hosh was not Yokozuna material.
By completely ruining his career and forcing him to intai, not only the Mongol menace is heavily reduced, but it also brings great shame upon them.
Seriously, think about it. Hosh was a solid Ozeki and an actual good gatekeeper, but even he himself knew that he was not cut out to be Yokozuna. He could have had a pretty good career as Ozeki gatekeeping eager sanyaku fighters like Kirishima, Waka, etc. and even new-comers like Kusano, but no, the JSA decided to just end his career by placing him in a role they knew he could never fill.
All to bring shame to the Mongol.

Well
we all know one thing.
They will NEVER promote an Ozeki to Yokozuna without two sequential championships ever again.

>>149819239
An honorable seppuku might be his only chance for redemption at this point

he literally just needs more power, he should be ~350 pounds

>>149819618
I actually wouldn't mind if they strictly raised the requirements for a promotion, but I wish they could allow the 'zuna rank to be demoted under cartain conditions or certain amount of losses. Make it harder to get there, but easier to be demoted than an Ozeki. Maybe make 2x 9-6 or 8-7 kadoban state for zuna or limit the amount of times the zuna can kyujo each year. Really can't think of any proper solution, cus the cultural and religious aspects of the sumo don't allow major changes like this.

>>149819801
snowball's chance in hell, they fight so hard to keep things 'traditional'. The proper solution is keeping to tradition and shaming him out if he keeps it up. It's a pisser, I like hosh but him getting yokozuna was horrible for his career

>>149819818
>the high point of your career is also the low point

Sumo is wild

>>149819842
That's the thing, it didn't have to be his high water mark. Imagine if it were put off a couple years, he might've been the thorn in onosato's side, hell he might've prevented onosato altogether. Now, and especially if he's absent the rest of the basho he's going to have so much pressure to perform next time that it will only make his problems worse. Imagine if he loses a single match on opening day next basho, it's only going to get worse unless he pulls a miracle turn around.

>>149819801
Yokozuna is supposed to be a sacred rank. Once you make it to yokozuna you are never NOT a yokozuna. You have to retire once you can't perform, but you're taken care of for life.

That being the case, the standards for promotion must be absolutely solid and boolean.
In Hoshoryu's case, the JSA was so piss scared of having a banzuke without a yokozuna on it, they threw the rank at anyone who was close enough. (even though Sumo effectively didn't have a yokozuna for years while Terunofuji milked them dry in salary and only showing up to work for about 50% of the matches expected of him per year).

It was shameful for them to be so panicked at the notion of having no yokozuna one the banzuke that they promoted hoshoryu to yok, even though everyone knew he wasn't ready.
Now they are simply reaping what they had sewn.

>>149819873
>It was shameful for them to be so panicked at the notion of having no yokozuna on* the banzuke that they promoted hoshoryu to yok, even though everyone knew he wasn't ready.

Watching the match again it looked like Hosh was expecting the henka as he went diagonally and for a parry rather than a charge. Then Abi's laser aggression just got him on the back foot and thats all she wrote.

Did Abi henka the last 3 days for this? He is truly devilish

If anything, the requirements to make yokozuna should be MORE strict when there's no yokozuna. Having no yokozuna means no one is that good, so you should have to have an even better showing than normal to get promoted. The current standard should be for when there's an active yokozuna already on the banzuke, since if you can meet the current standard while there's already a yokozuna competing, you're probably good enough.

I am not even going to try staying up tonight bros, Ive been doing it since day 1

Hope my boys Onosato, Takkers, Atamin, and Hakuoho all win

>>149819489
If they hadn't promoted him on JY followed by Y they would've been accused of racism, it was a classic DEI move to promote an undeserving minority while holding the natives to higher standards.
Takakeisho has the exact same numbers as ozeki in late 2020 and wasn't even seriously considered for promotion.

Horseshitryubros b-b-but what about his practice numbers!??!?! HE BEAT MEISEI 6 MILLION TIMES!!!!!

>>149819961
His condition was TOO good

>>149819818
>I like hosh but him getting yokozuna was horrible for his career
He does that to himself by entering tournaments injured because he feels he needs to prove himself. He is retarded.

>>149819961
Meisei is gimped currently, don't know exactly what wrong but he had trouble getting up after losing yesterday.

>>149819239
They are gonna make the 2 yusho rule ironclad when this faggot retires next year

>>149819239
I'm disappointed, not in him but in the people who pushed the promotion on him.

>>149819952
>Takakeisho has the exact same numbers as ozeki in late 2020 and wasn't even seriously considered for promotion.
PREACH!

>>149819873
>while Terunofuji milked them dry in salary and only showing up to work for about 50% of the matches expected of him per year

These mongolians, i swear to god dude

Ishizaki is so close to a sekitori promotion. At 3-0, it's a matter of him not choking to secure a KK. It'll be good for Takasago-beya if him and Asanoyama (maybe Asahakuryu too) could pull through.

>>149819952
>Takakeisho has the exact same numbers
We've been over and over and over and over this. No he did not.

>>149820227
Let me guess, 12-3J isn't a Yusho-equivalent?

>>149820252
Clearly. Since there was no Yokozuna Takakeisho.

I have a question for you fellow fatty enjoyers.
What happens if a Maegashira (or even lower) by some miracle wins two (or more) Basho in a row? Does he still get the Yokozuna title?

>>149820265
Nope. Has to be done at Ozeki.

>>149820265
Gets into the sanyaku. Possibly sekiwake at best.

>>149820265
No. Most of the time, if you win at Maegashira, you'll end up in Sanyaku anyway.

I get it's a fusen win but come on; if the gyoji is looking around for you and you're only then making your way to the dohyo, that's a bit silly.

>>149820273
I can't stand Daiamami.

>>149820267
>>149820268
>>149820272
Damn, that's rough.
Thanks for answering, frens.

Wow. Talk about snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

Mita noooooooooooo

>>149820272
>Takerufuji
>0-0-15
what the fuck happened

>>149820048
And then Aonishiki wins two 11-4 in a row.

>>149820315
Hurt is toothpick... er, I mean leg. He barely finished the tournament he won.

>>149819489
It's not complicated.
They promoted him to save face, because the same conditions of promotions were offered to Zak.
Zak shat his mawashi. Hosh stepped up (defated THE Oho and THE Kinbozan!). JSA dug a hole and fell into it.

>>149820345
>Zak shat his mawashi.
Is that why it changed color for a few tournaments?

>>149820101
not many people realize this. I wrote this in previous thread, he alone probably did not expect to be promoted after JY-Y, but it happened and you cannot or you're not expected to refuse the promotion. The reactions here are of course dumb, it's not like he's the first to go kyujo after performing poorly.

>>149820357
We had a Slovakian exchange student at my high school. He was a total douche. You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.

Is Shirokuma hiding an injury? It sure feels like it.

>>149820373
Yes, he lost both eyes in a freak accident as a child.

>>149820373
the least he could do is fake a limp so at least fans of his can go "ah, okay, that makes sense"

>>149820378
Many such cases!

Cheers are so loud for Ura. Adorable.

>>149820345
>Hosh stepped up (defated THE Oho and THE Kinbozan)
I still can't get over how ridiculous this is.
Fucking Oho and Kinbozan, two of the worst shitters in makuuchi.
Who on earth would even think that beating both would grant you a Yokozuna promotion. This truly is a fucking clown world.

The contrast between Tamashoho throwing those hard nodawa only for them to do basically nothing and Nishikigi stumbling over and launching Tamashoho out of the dohyo is really amusing.

>>149820443
I thought that should have at least been a monoii. I feel bad for Tamashoho. His brand is exciting, he just doesn't win against big guys....

The crowd cheers a lot for Onosato's Dohyo-iri. I wonder how this affects the evil spirits.

fighting spirit prize to Hokutofuji's hair, trying to hold out for another year for his ceremony

>>149820450
He's just so undersized for someone of his height, and he's too tall to do the funny "just go low and threaten leg picks or good belt throws." I was going to compare him to Harumafuji but even he packed a lot of weight as he climbed the ranks to try to stay physically competitive.

>>149820496
It's time bro

Day 5: Sadanofuji

>don't have to watch shishi fight
Good start

Mitakeumi is in solid form. I hope it holds up.

Kotoeiho is the only man who can banish the yokai known as Abi

>>149820545
>grab his opponent's mawashi and throws himself out of the dohyo to secure the yusho

Manlet removed.

kuso passed the manlet test

>>149820579
Amazing form. Abi needs to step up.

back to the mines of moria for this dwarf

LIFTED.

HOLY SHIT

Welcome back Tochinoshin

Dude, how do you get lifted out by a guy who is 10kg smaller than you

>>149820652
8year age difference I guess.. at 20 you're at peak of your physical strength.

>>149820652
He isn't. Fujinokawa is listed as 3 kg heavier. He has said he gained 6 kg since the weigh-in as well. You absolutely can lift a heavier opponent though, happened often enough in the 70s and 80s.

Ura, my beloved

Ura looking pretty good so far this basho.

URRRRAAAAAAAAA

Ura is that guy. He is him.

uraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Insane was he survived that nodowa.

>when you perform a kimarite that makes the commitee open their dusty archives to even find a name for it
Just Ura things.

excellent

I can't believe he beat Roga on the belt. We might be looking at double digits ichiyama.

>5-10 last basho
>SUDDENLY going for yusho

>>149820740
He's going to lose some matches once he starts facing up the sanyaku.

>>149820747
Maybe. He's got decent records against most of them.

>>149820747
Will there be any sanyaku left by then?

>>149820763
The only ones left will be Onosato and Kotozakura (who will be on 6-7).

I guess Hiradoumi has a stronger tachiai than Takerufuji now.

Whoa....

Sloppy as shit by Hak.
Remember those beautiful times, when he was healthy and looked like god of dohyo? Fighting for every inch of clay, making others look like they were doing some different sport, and he was the only rikishi around? Wonderful times...

>>149820851
You seem to be confusing Hakuoho with his (former) master Hakuho. Note the extra o.

Kinbozan take your hands off the mawashi you big oaf

I think Hakuoho isn't feeling right after what they did to Hakuho.

>>149820870
I'm pretty sure I don't, bud!

>>149820892
Well that was his "peak", unless you count a Juryo yusho. I think your nostalgia is getting the better of you.

>>149820906
I do count his juryo run. He looked so different than others. The intent. Fighting hard on tawara. Bending backwards, but still winning. This mofo was HIM

Saved by the gyoji.

Nicely done by papa bear.

yasu looking good

wakabrosbros...

I think Wakataka's ozeki run is compromised

>>149820945
At this point it's time to enter the Ferrari Mentailty™, next year is our year

skill check time

>>149820945
He might not get it here, but he'll get it this year.

>>149820961
check

Oh no, the Ozeki run...

ANOTHER ONE??

absolute move by aonishiki, he isnt playing around

DAAAMMMNNN

Ichiyamamoto sole leader.

out fucking skilled

well I'll be damned

Holy shit.
I predict Aonishiki glazers becoming absolutely insufferable. For a good reason. Guy's cranked.

how can you not love this guy

>>149820992
Mitakeumi, dummy.

Kirishima looked like he was genuinely smiling after that one
>damn okay fair enough

Leg status: Grabbed

>>149820992
Mitakeumi disagrees

>>149820961
Skill checked bitch ass nigga

>>149821001
>>149821005
>believing the mitakeumi is real conspiracy
ngmi

He has used that kimarite so many times, that it now has its own section on his JSA profile kimarite pie chart.

>>149820945
10 or more and he's still in for next basho. Sucks, though. Gonna be another Daieisho situation.

>>149821018
No longer in the etc, that's hilarious

post it.

will good triumph over evil? or will Abi bring about a month of darkness before the next basho?

>>149821054
As much as I want him to win, I expect him to try something "tricky" and fail utterly.

abi status

Oh shit, here we go....

What the FUCK did the JSA do to the official portrait? This new one is way worse.

onosharto chokes

I think I just felt an evil spirit pass by.

kinboshi incoming....

>>149821067
>least photogenic wrestler
>best wrestler
basically they're fucked

REMOVED!

Well... he gave it his best shot.

Yeah, that's my 'zuna. Show 'em, 'Sato!
Glad to see him finally solving Abi.

NAILED IT

THE DARK SPIRIT SLUMBERS THIS MONTH

He even reached out to help Abi from falling down.
Truly honorable Sumo from Onosato.
A true Yokozuna.

>>149821099
Glorious bastard.
He'd prolly return to his beya today, and force deshi to drink beer with their asses, Onosato-style.

Third of the way through, rate it

>>149821120
>the moment when he lifted the Abi curse and broke the nodowa
Blessed picture.

>>149821127
right then everybody, DON'T mention it, no matter what DO NOT SAY A PEEP

>>149821127
Onosato perfroms good enough (cough, Oho, cough).
Kirishima is alive.
Takayasu...
Aonishiki proves that he's a real deal.
Fraudzuna exposed yet again. (shoud've faced his archrival Oho, at least! Pussy.)
Ura is doing well.
Kusano is creeping.
We're set for a fun ride.

>>149821141
Sorry, my fingers slipped.

>>149821127
Glad to see Mitakeumi performing well again. I expect Onosato to win again, but hopefully we see some playoffs or at least JY playoffs.

>>149821127
Gonoyama looks strong I think he might be a dark horse

>>149821018
He lost to Ryuden twice from that position while in juryo. I suspect he specifically trained that move afterwards and it has paid off against better opponents. Shows he’s a real diligent wrestler. Very admirable. However, with Hoshoryu out and the Ukrainian prodigy dealt with Onosato’s path to a third consecutive yusho looks like a cake walk.

ITT: fatties discussing fatties slapping fatties

imagine these guys in today's slopa format (hokuto on the left).

>>149822514
>(hokuto on the left).
Prior to his 0-15 run against Norwoodoyama

KWAB

>>149822514
>hok doesn't get his name on the picture

>>149822533
OWIE WOWIE MY BIG TOEWI

>>149820652
Go watch some powerlifting contests from low weight classes. 70kg manlets can hoist 200kg+.

>>149822820
Deadlifting a bar isn't the same as lifting an opponent. That said, it isn't particularly impressive in terms of raw strength - most men can lift someone who is heavier, and I'd be shocked if anyone in the top division was too weak to do it. It's usually done by much bigger men because being bigger than your opponent makes it easier to get a good grip and the leverage required to lift him up without compromising your own stability and leaving yourself open to counterattack. Lifting a man who's the same size as you is riskier, and sumo orthodoxy frowns upon taking unnecessary risks as opposed to just standard shoving.

>>149821127
Looking at this I'd genuinely consider giving Aonishiki the highest odds of a yusho because he's the only guy whose toughest fights are behind him, crazy as that may sound. Onosato can still argue yusho AND zuna hangover. Ichi and Mita are dead in the second week.

>>149822894
The circus is empty, and all the clowns are here.

Makushita is so lame this time round. All the Tatsunami boys are doing average to below average. At least Ishizaki, Asanoyama, and Goshima look on course to get into Juryo.

>>149823079
have you seen juryou? boring stuff except for Mita and Miyanokaze.

>>149822665
it's a fracture

>>149823360
I've been watching Mita and Shirokuma. Mita is going to MK because of his hand, and Shirokuma is going to MK because he's a lame duck. I'm starting to think that Onosato is hogging all the chanko at Nishonoseki.

>>149818444
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZojAEhZ8P6k
obligatory viewing

>>149820265
This was completely answered with terunofuji. What we knew was:
>Win two in a row
>be ozeki
We didn't have clarification on if that voukd mean
>win two basho in a row and be at the rank ozeki
or
>be at the rank ozeki then win two in a row.
it was the latter.
>>149820345
>>149820357
tons of the currently quietly seething horseshitryu fans wrote pages of explanations why it saz

>>149822894
Hosh beat Onosato in May though, and now that won't happen this basho. The boogeyman Abi and Hosh are behind Onosato now. Either way this will be fun to watch

>>149823481
Sato gets to dodge Hosh, but Aonishiki gets to dodge Daieisho who's looking like a problem matchup. We're also looking at the start of Aonishiki's Ozeki run. Wild shit. Not having to fight Daieisho until (probably) November is gonna be a big help for him.

>>149819873
>but you're taken care of for life.
Unless you retire before you secure permanent elder stock, which is denied to you because your supporters club didn't like that you married the wrong person.

>>149823508
Dan still has Kinbozan on his card.

>>149823984
Kinbozan is like the Spar own brand version of Onosato lmao. I bet there's guys in Makushita who thrust too.

Tsukioka has a good start

What the fuck was the stupid little dance Aonishiki did
NSK should fine him for that garbage, this isnt fucking american football

Get someone to wipe that shit off his shoulder too

>>149824162
Dancing is Sumo

>>149824200
Not on the dohyo after a win. Thats undignified and crass.

>>149824162
You're just looking for excuses to be annoyed at him.

>>149822514
>Tobizaru with facial hair
god damn he's a good looking fellow

>>149824323
Then you agree Onosato should have made Aonishiki suck his cock to completion after that utter humiliation on day 3

JSA sending a letter asking aonishiki to take a cheese grater to his giant birthmark before he can be promoted to sanyaku

>>149824412
>on day 3

>>149824443
>oh my GOD you got the day number wrong holy SHIT LMAO

Really?

>>149824162
>>149824412
>>149824499
You're trying too hard. Take the rest of the day off and come back tomorrow.

>>149819801
If the Y is absent from two consequtive basho, he gets demoted to yokozuna-ozeki and has to KK to get full Y back.

Behold, peak sumo physique

why did hokuseiho have to fuck everything up

>>149819914
Like what, winning three yuusho in a row?

>>149825430
winning thirty yusho in a row

>>149825430
>Win three consecutive yusho, one of which must be a zensho
>No monoii, convincing wins only
>Be personally endorsed by three retired yokozunas
>No losses to maegashira during the run
>Marry an Imperial Princess

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYHyoldNKF0
Kino intro

Hoshoryu will never be as embarrassing as Futahaguro because he has won (a) cup(s).

He could intai tomorrow because of underage dick pics and he would still be more honorable.

76th Yokozuna Aonishiki "The Iron Back" "The Ghost of Kiev"
77th Yokozuna Shishi "Whitey Longlegs" "Wait, why is this clumsy Neanderthal Yokozuna?!"

New Ukrainian era in sumo

I think the current standard on paper is fine, they just need to tighten up what's considered a yusho-equivalent. A 13-2 when there are no yokozuna should not have been good enough.

>>149819239
spinal

>>149820505
I look exactly like this

>>149825519
who gave this kid a jacket

I'll admit i hated kakakeisho while he was a wrestler but i like him as the incredible melting man

>>149825519
>i never liked food
>they won't call me hamtaro anymore
>hows my horse girls doing

>>149825519
desu hamtaro's weight loss proves that he was insanely dedicated and got that heavy on purpose purely for his style of sumo, guy seems to have an actual iron will, dropping that much weight in such a short time on a whim is not fucking easy

i bet i could beat current keisho in a sumo match

>>149825947
You couldn't. He was strong enough to do sumo with a 150 pound weighted vest on, and now he's twice as fast with better stamina.

>>149825519
it's great he lost so much, but i think he will look funny at his own danpatsuhiki, which should be in October right

>>149824885
A demoted Ozeki has to get 10 wins to regain rank. A demoted Yokozuna should have to get 12.

JSA funds for 2025:

- Kinboshi
- Taka's outfit (new size every month)

>>149825519
>>149825825
It's actually impressive.

Zak is gonna go 13-2J 12-3Y this basho and the next, and they'll deny him because of Hoshoryu.

>>149825947
I wish he would tell us his secrets

>>149826286
Just don't eat lmao.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angus_Barbieri%27s_fast
>Angus Barbieri (1938 or 1939 – 7 September 1990) was a Scottish man who fasted for 382 days,[1] from 14 June 1965 to 30 June 1966. He subsisted on tea, coffee, sparkling water, vitamins and yeast extract while living at home in Tayport, Scotland, frequently visiting Maryfield Hospital for medical evaluation. Barbieri went from 456 pounds (207 kg) to 180 pounds (82 kg), losing 276 pounds (125 kg) and setting a record for the length of a fast

Nokotta! x 50 billion times

>>149826286
eat a normal amount of food and exercise

>>149826297
What I find really interesting about this is that a pound of bodyfat is around 3500kcal, and the average man uses 2500kcal per day. He lost 276lbs of weight, which at that energy usage rate and if it was all fat would've been 386 days worth of energy. His fast lasted 382 days, almost that exact number.

>>149825706
>My ancestor

>>149826333
tell it to Futagoyama and Musashigawa

>>149825925
>guy seems to have an actual iron will
sure, but thats why he was a manlet to begin with, power struggles with mommy over eating. if he'd just been a good little boy he'd have been over 180cm

>>149825706
does he ever close his gaping maw? I can hear him breathe from all the way over here.

>>149826489
You have serious mental issues, and I hope someone forces you into treatment before you hurt someone.

>>149826541
he's retarded quit bullying him

Shishi is funny and dopey and I like him

>>149825947
how about hokuto

>>149826633
Shishi is the new soul of sumo.

>>149826601
I'm concerned for him he's gonna bite his tongue off one of these days

>>149825774
My condolences. Have you tried any topical treatments yet, or are you just going to shave it?

>>149826469
Musashigawa is likely half brain damaged, go easy on him.

>>149826653
Coneheads successfully infiltrated the JSA

>>149826489
You're fucking loony toons bud.

>>149826723
neither

>>149823360
>turf toe and a bruise

>>149826964
\m/

https://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20250717/p2g/00m/0sp/023000c
>According to his stablemaster Tatsunami, Hoshoryu exacerbated an existing big toe injury during his loss to Aonishiki on the third day of the 15-day competition.

you can watch this happening on the NHK replay in the view where the gyoji isn't in the way

Hiro Morita said it best
>losing to maegashira three days in a row is a disgrace

>>149827560
>had to be persuaded to pull out

Which says to me he felt the injury wasnt that bad (obviously) and this was to save face

>>149827588
>Hakkaku Rikijicho (former Yokozuna Hokutoumi) commented, "Hoshoryu is always bad in the early stages. It means he hasn't practiced enough. He needs to show more spirit."

>>149827588
It happens.

>>149827679
this one cherrypicked comparison might be soimilar but you are in no way thinking hoshoryu will be a taiho level yokozuna right?
he won't even be on the same level as uncle let alone taiho
he'll be lucky to win a few more yusho in his career

>>149827732
It happens.

>>149827588
By this criteria, there have been 18 disgraces.

>>149827665
>It means he hasn't practiced enough
Hokutoumi is obviously stupid then. Hoshoryu's problem is he practises too much. He pushes himself to the point that he injures himself, then the injuries fuck him up. Dan wouldn't have broken his toe if he hadn't hurt it himself in training.

>>149827834
Everyone knows that. Hakkaku is just taking the opportunity to be rude and beastly.

>>149827679
>is Taiho

>>149827749
>won the yusho after

>>149828025
It happens.

>>149827781
Three of them alone were Kisenosato.

>>149828041
>>149828049
>legitimate, serious injuries

Turf toe is nothing

>>149828064
Why do you want to hate?

>>149828074
I'm in the running for Player Hater of the Year 2025
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fKIwj1TQmFs

>>149827663
From his point of view he has nothing to risk by competing. If he loses his rank doesn't change, he doesn't have to pay the kinboshi fees and maybe he thinks he can still win on one foot. He might feel like showing up to work and losing saves more face than pussing out and staying home.

>>149828394
>he has nothing to risk by competing
Exacerbating his injury is the risk. Go ask Kisenosato all about it.

Will Hosh get the gek from the JSA soon?

>>149830215
>>149830227
If you're going to quote every failed prediction about the basho, you should start a separate thread. You'll fill the image limit on this one before you're halfway done and then the Danfag will make yet another Aonishiki thread.

>>149830437
Tell it to someone who cares, Neville.

>>149830751
Dear Lord, the Neville spammer is back. Get a better hobby.

>>149830786
Name a famous Neville.

>>149830833
Phil.

>>149830907
You're the first Neville to successfully name a Neville. You have my sincere congratulations. Please enjoy this picture of a bearded man.

>>149831066
What's your obsession with Nevilles all about?

>>149831091
I don't have one. I just hate the pompous attitude the majority of British posters share, so I called them Nevilles. It really seemed to upset them, so I will continue to do so from now on. Yesterday, two of your countrymen claimed to have never even heard of a single person named Neville in their life. This just fueled the fire.

Can we just go back to the sumo subject?

>>149831396
No one is stopping you.

>>149831262
Nobody's upset. It's seen as a quaint and old-fashioned name that people hardly ever hear, like calling an American "Hiram" or "Clarence". It's confusing, more than anything. I don't doubt at all that some of my countrymen have never encountered a Neville. I've personally never met anyone named Neville and nor have most people of my generation, I suspect.

>>149831499
Yes. It's old-fashioned, pompous, arrogant, fussy... just like British posters. This, and the fact that none of you can name the most famous Neville of all (one who, like you was a great disappointment to his country) is fucking astounding. That's all there is to it, Neville.

>>149831688
I think you're reading too much into it. You're the only one who cares about the name Neville, about famous Nevilles, or about perceived posting habits (there are plenty of arrogant, pompous, etc. posts from Americans in /sumo/ as well). None of the British posters are offended by the name. Mystified, perhaps. If you're half as familiar with us as you think you are you'll know that we're raised on a steady diet of name-calling and general back-and-forth, good natured and malicious, from an early age, and find it more amusing than anything else when it's done by a foreigner who doesn't know the (usually more region-based) things that really get under our skin. You can call a man from Liverpool any name under the sun and he'll laugh it off, but tell him that the Sun is a good newspaper and he'll be frothing at the mouth in seconds.

>>149831499
Bro they didn't even know who Neville Chamberlain was

I know him and I'm American

>>149831769
>I think you're reading too much into it.
Likewise. If you don't mind the name, don't respond. I don't give a fuck. You're still a Neville.
>>149831773
It's wild.

>>149831773
Most British people know hardly anything about WW2. Winston Churchill is on one of our banknotes and was generally somewhat better known beforehand, but that's about it. Barely anyone under 45 or so would recognise someone like Neville Chamberlain, let alone other Allied leaders from the era. I'm in my early thirties, and when I was at school WW2 was barely touched on, it was all about the Tudors, the Vikings, and the Victorians.

>>149831822
>when I was at school, it was all about the Tudors, the Vikings, and the Victorians.
How quaint and old-fashioned, Neville.

>>149831843
It makes sense from an egotistical perspective. Those period were all formative for England and Britain as a whole, and we ended them better off than we began them. WW2 was brutal, traumatic, and essentially suicidal for us - we lost control of our empire and our wartime rationing lasted until the 50s because the homeland itself was in such a mess. WW1 and WW2 were dark, ruinous chapters for Britain, so they aren't dwelt on. The USA, by contrast, did very well out of the whole affair, so tends to remember it more fondly.

>>149831907
Egotistical and old-fashioned. Then as today.

>>149831950
I think most countries try to present their history in a positive light when educating their children. Every country has some unpleasantness in its past and some humiliations it would rather forget.

>>149831998
That's nice, Neville.

>>149832041
If you're not actually interested in conversation, you don't have to keep replying, you know. I won't mind.

And there's the arrogance. You replied to me, Neville. You asked the question, I answered, I don't care what you do from here.

Do you think the kesho-mawashi here with the tassels was ever actually worn to a tournament? Does anyone have more examples of extravagant kesho-mawashi?

>>149832089
Only one of us is being snobbish, rude, and arrogant in this conversation, and it isn't me. I never got an actual answer to my question - why you're consistently driven to call people cute nicknames in lieu of actual discussion, or better yet simply ignoring people you don't like.

>>149832120
I have to agree. My American brother has lost the plot a bit here. I've personally found you exemplary, among all anons not just British ones.

I answered. The name fits like fucking glove, so that's what you get. If you don't like the answer, that's on you. I don't care.

>>149832141
Chill bro this guy clearly isnt one of them

Why can't we all just be friends?

>>149832132
You're too kind. I can't consider any of this exemplary, being more of a slapfight than even a /sumo/ thread deserves, but I do my best.
>>149832141
I think it's long since stopped being about the actual name for you, you just dislike the British for various real or perceived flaws and refuse to change your mind. It's a shame, but it is what it is. Hopefully one day you'll mellow out a bit.

I hate that my countries ruled by Nevilles so if I try to post anything I'll just get roped up in Bubba's retarded off-topic bullshit

>>149832187
>ruled by Nevilles
Worse, lawyers.

>>149832156
He is.

>>149832184
>you don't have to keep replying, you know. I won't mind.
You clearly do. And yes, it's not about the name itself. Neville just fits. The entire point of the name is the dislike for the British posters. The fact that you think you just discovered this despite my repeated admission of that fact is fucking baffling, Neville.

hambaga reviews are in

customers describe it as slopiwake on the banzuke scale

>>149832279
Are those supposed to be chili fries?

>>149832260
I think it's quite a nice name, personally. It doesn't offend me. As I said before, we're all used to all manner of insults, it's a national pastime of ours and any child on a school playground can come up with far more cutting and targeted insults than just calling someone "Neville". The part I don't understand is why, instead of using a more well-established minor slur or disparaging nickname, you're trying to make one of your own, using a name that carries no emotional baggage for anyone in Britain. It's not like you're calling us all Jimmy Savile or Margaret Thatcher or anyone else particularly unpopular here. The really confusing aspect, though, is why you consistently take time out of your day to interact with people you don't like. You've been doing this for months now.

>>149832279
If these were available in America I would definitely get one

At this point I just want Takayasu to lose already...

>>149832331
I don't care what you think of the name. It fits. I don't care if you don't think it fits. It does.
And if you are confused as to why anyone would come to a place and interact with disagreeable people, you may be shocked to learn that you are in fact on 4chan, sir. And if you already knew that, then shame on you for asking suck a stupid faggot ass question. Good day, Neville.

I would bash the shit out of these fucking fat cunts

>>149832409
Why, what did they ever do to you?

>>149832409
dont be mean pls

>>149832382
You must understand that your own idiosyncrasies aren't shared by everyone, and especially not by the bulk of the British people. If someone came into the thread and started referring to Americans as "Turnips" then people would rightly be confused, because, as you pointed out, we're on 4chan and there are already terms to refer to Americans that everyone in the community is expected to understand.

>>149832457
>You must understand that your own idiosyncrasies aren't shared by everyone
Where the fuck do you think you are? Etiquette school? I DON'T CARE. This exact behavior is what I use the fucking name. You're a faggot. When I'm calling you a Neville, I'm calling you a fucking faggot. That's all YOU need to understand.

My boy Oho won against both Yokozuna, can't wait to see him get a MK because he lost to Shishi or some other low maegashira

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJz-ZI-cg5A
Hamster

>>149832476
The Hoshoryu "win" was by default. It doesn't count for kinboshi or prizes. I hope he gets kachikoshi and shukun-sho though.

>>149832180
Such distinguished gents

>>149832475
But you're not, are you? Instead of talking like everyone else, you're inventing your own pseudo-slurs and going on tangents about knowing who Neville Chamberlain is. Do you do this on other boards as well?

>>149832540
>But you're not, are you?
Calling you a faggot? Yes. I am. You're a giant faggot douche, Neville.

Why are these fags shitting up the thread can the jannies clean this up already

wtf are you bastards on about

>>149832558
Why bother? We're going to need a new one before Makuuchi anyway.

>>149832558
Why don't you post about sumo if you don't like it. I am.

>>149832565
They lack hinkaku and deserve a severe beating with a golf club to teach them a lesson.

>>149832553
I've been coming to 4chan for nearly 20 years, and I've been called a faggot by innumerable people. Most of them just said it and moved on, rather than coming up with a bizarre alternative and questioning people about famous Nevilles.

>>149832562
As far as I can tell, the American called the Brit a name, and now the Brit is posting endlessly about how much it doesn't bother him, lol.

>>149832594
Why are you telling people this?

>>149832606
Well, I wouldn't admit to being a long term 4chan user in polite company, but we're all in the same boat here.

>>149832558
Some /vg/ schizo level shit happening here. Neville this, Neville that.... I just want a comfy thread about sumo.

>>149832623
So post something about sumo. No one is stopping you.

Ok heres a sumo question
Who is going to serve as Hosh's kaishakunin?

>>149832642
His tachimochi of course. Is that Hiradoumi? I can't remember.

>>149832656
That is Hiradoumi yes
A fine choice, he may small but he's fast and precise

>>149832631
Hey, sometimes I just want to lurk and read a good discussion between my fellow /sumo/ anons. That doesn't mean you can just come here and shit the thread with your schizo garbage. Maybe you should try /int/ or /pol/ if you want to shit on bongs.

>>149832695
Then lurk. No one is stopping you.

>>149832698
And a thread about sumo shouldn't be about this Neville boogeyman inside your head. Now move on.

Let's discuss this sumo match

>>149832717
It's been 20 minutes since either of the idiots said anything. You're the only one bringing it up.

>>149832722
Just couldn't get low enough.

>>149832642
>the last recorded real kaishakunin was named...Koga

>>149832754
Koga, not Kōga, fortunately.

>>149832722
dan got shoved away before he could perform his style of sumo
he'll have to figure something out for when he can't get close

>>149832764
Ah!

>>149832789
a true samurai

>>149825617
I started watching sumo during SPEEDIN, I miss the old Takara Leben ads with the white guys too

>>149831773
Aaron Neville is way more famous, how many albums did Chamberlain ever sell?

>>149832722
Aonishiki is the type of wrestler that gains more of an advantage the longer the match goes on, a reverse Takakeisho if you will
Thats why he struggles so much against strong pusher thrusters like Ol'Sharto, I wonder if that'll remain a weakness throughout his career or if Ajigawa can put more tricks in his bag against it

Koga is the yokozuna of my heart.

>>149832811
I just want him to make juryo one time

The katsu has no chance, I think

I hope Zak beats Abi

Ichiyamamoto zensho and I can die happy.

>>149832865
1000 bucks says he doesn't do it

>>149832871
I'd put a dollar on that.

whenever they do the interviews on the NHK highlights show, I find it amusing to substitute "kung fu" every time a fighter says 'sumo"

Damn, that was a tough fight.

>>149832846
Dan vs Takayasu later has big implications for the leaderboard given that Ichiyamamoto and Mitakeuimi are just week 1 sideshows.

>>149832103
I want to say they already weren't wearing them during bouts in the 1820s, let alone fifty some years later.

>>149833060
Yeah, I'm aware of that. I meant specifically the one with the tassels. I've never seen something that extravagant during a dohyo-iri.

Where do you guys go to watch Sumo?
I REALLY don't wanna watch the fags that restream on Twitch

>>149833188
If I'm up during makuuchi (rare) then I go to midnightsumo, he's a fag like the rest but he seems less faggy
usually I just wait until the morning and watch video compilations of the fights

>>149833188
VPN + ABEMA
>>149833196
Midnight is the MOST faggy, what are you on?

>>149833188
I just wait for the NHK highlights, yes, it's a day late and on the weekends take longer but rather do that than go to twitch

>>149833188
I only watch restreams that don't have cancerous layout, donation/follower alert and commentary. It's good to have as many backup channels as possible though, cus Abema shut them down sometimes. Currently watching this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZ1k7YQgEG0

>>149833217
>Midnight is the MOST faggy, what are you on?
idk I've only looked at him and that leodickenson guy or whatever and he has a humongous furry vtuber taking up half the screen, so I settled on midnight

>>149833268
Jesus. Fair enough. There are far better options on YouTube. See above.

>>149832486
Well yeah, at the same time that means that the theoretical hardest bouts are behind him at this point

>>149832425
because these fat retards dont actually know how to fight their just fat

>>149833314
They're*
Not to mention the fact that quite a few rikishi have less bodyfat percentage than the average person, which is fucking hilarious if you take into consideration as to what they typically look like.

>>149833314
pls stop being mean

>>149833305
Not so fast. He's still got Oshoma, Takayasu, and Aonishiki. He doesn't have a winning record against any of them.

>>149832415
What's the deal with so many Asian sumotori having aggressive back hair?

>>149833381
He's Filipino.

>>149833381
>so many
It's literally just Takayasu and the other halfbreeds

>>149833386
>>149833428
Filipinos are probably even less prone to that than Japanese. Note I said "Asian," and not just Japanese.

>>149833445
continued: it's not just Takayasu, he's just the most high profile example.

>>149833445
>Filipinos are probably even less prone to that than Japanese
That is patently false. They are very hairy people.

>>149833188
https://abema.tv/now-on-air/sumo
https://www.vpngate.net/en/howto_softether.aspx
First link leads to the livestream, second link is a free residential VPN client that has servers that bypass Abema's region locks.

>>149833461
That's not been my observation.

>>149833371
That's why I said theoretical, I don't think Oho has any response to Aonishiki, or Takayasu if he's motivated and not injured, don't know about Oshoma, he hasn't been so hot this basho so far

bros I want Takayasu to have a happy ending to his career and finally win a tournament

>>149833519
He doesn't deserve it.

>>149833519
I can't believe anymore...

SATO NO KIRIMOCHI SHINGURU PAKKU MINI! SATO NO KIRIMOCHI SHINGURU PAKKU MINI!

who's ready for the submarine dan arc where he deliberately fucks up to get out of sanyaku so he can farm kinboshi while hosh is still employed

>>149833692
Why would he do that when he could just earn more winning cups?

>>149833692
Dan seems too respectful to do that but idk

>>149833692
This but by betraying sumo's most essential mantra of "go foward" he empowers the evil spirits of the dohyo that drag him into jigoku for all eternity

>>149833519
What's the current record holder for most JYs? I think he should go for it at this point.

>>149833734
What do you mean? Most without a Yusho? He has that record. Or most ever? That would probably be some Yokozuna.

>>149833734
He has 9, Hakuho has 22, idk the actual record holder

>>149833744
sorry, I meant this >>149833754
Yeah, that's realistically impossible even if he intentionally choke each basho.

Shinpan matta

Why did he do that?

>>149833903
If an injury happens on the Dohyo they need to purify it with salt after the fact.

>>149833903
Injury, usually.

>>149833903
kegare

lol that kick

>>149832279
Do you get a gold star if you eat it in one sitting?

>>149833903
It needed some salt

nice

>>149832830
It would be a miracle for him to make sandanme

>>149833188
The Natto abridged uploads when I wake up in the morning.

>>149833754
>Asashoryu isn't on the list
You know why? Because he wasn't a BITCH.

I haven't been following the lower divisions for a while, is Enho finally healthy again?

>>149834439
Probably not, but he needs to hang on just a little longer to be able to run a stable, and Miyagino is waiting for him.

Oh damn Goshima lost, I thought he might be in the runnings for the 7-0.

>Mita is only 5'9"
Manletbros...

>>149834581
Sato gonna blow Bozo back to Kazakhstan.

quiet tonight... Has the quieting of the dark spirit made everyone too comfortable I wonder?

>>149834696
Everyone came to watch Hosh flounder. With him kyujo there's no reason to watch.

>>149834696
>the quieting of the dark spirit
>he cant hear it
fraudkuzuna at it again with a record zero evil spirits dispelled by his dohyoiri

Kinbozan literally does not get a round of applause.

>>149834702
how long do you think he can keep dipping out over a single toe before he gets a letter over it?

>>149834696
I didn't feel like posting about the lower divisions today.

I still remember the anti-Aonishikifags saying that Aonishiki was going to collapse against the sanyaku, that this REALLY was his ceiling and his end...
He swept them all away except for the Yamato abomination born once every thousand years, Onosato. Yeah, yeah, I know.
>AAAAIIIEEEEEEEE I WAS NEVER AGAINST AONISHIKI I ONLY HATED HIS PROPHETS AND APOSTLES!!
This boy has a future, and we should expect great things from him. Let's give him the respect he deserves.

Day 6: Kyokudozan

>>149834756
It's only in this basho that Dan has realised how effective attacking the legs is. He uchimuso'd once in May but besides that it was mostly common kimarite. Then suddenly it turns July and he's making the announcer google what the fuck he just did.

>>149834756
he's going back down to juryo soon don't worry

Kayo you useless fucking butterball.

Kusano, Ganbare!!!!!!

THE MOST POWERFUL RACE IN THE WORLD

>>149834792
at least he hasn't kyujo'd the second things went slightly south of good.

FutaCOCKyamabros... not like this...

Not going to lie, after his loss to Kotoshoho i thought Kusano might only get to 8-9 wins, but he is looking solid

I love when Ura mogs Tobizaru.
There can only be one goofy entertainer. Chief Clown of this circus.

The dohyo just got 10cm taller

Man fuck this shit. Don't tell me it's over for Tak.

partial tear i think
looks fucked

FUCK. That's probably kyujo for him.

Sadabros, his knee didn't look right. I hope he's ok. Same with Tak, that bicep better be ok

Already a dangerous sport with a crazy schedule but yeah let's make it even more dangerous by keeping the Dohyo elevated

Visibly torn bicep

LOWER THE DOHYO

RAISE THE DOHYO

amazing camera work abema...jfc

Nicely done for Hira.

god that torn bicep, he still stuck around to give the power water. What a champ. As opposed to one individual who had toe ouchies and had to kyujo because piggy toes ouchie

You could see Takeru's bicep was sitting way up from where it should be. Either he tore a tendon or he has a ridiculous cramp, but probably a snapped tendon.

THAT was a display of vintage Ochiai

AAAh... I guess I'll never see another water break in my lifetime.

I hate Midnight so fucking much. I wish we didn't share a flag.

>>149835239
>not watchin sodesune's NHK-stream

My bet is on papayasu for this one, he's been looking good

did he go for uchimuso again

What a match.
Well done by Papa Bear!

wow.
DO NOT SAY ANYTHING
NO NO NO

Yeah, Takayasu has his number

what a bout

takayasu played that one pretty smart

Lol lmao

He was ready for that. I think he even allowed Dan to grab his mawashi.

>>149835308
Seemed like it but he did not let him for one moment

>>149835308
It ALMOST worked but Takayasu recovered just enough to avoid touching the dohyo with his hand.

Papa Bear's looking good this basho.

Taka TOUCHED the doyo!!!!

>>149835239
its actually unreal how much of a fag midnightsumo is

>>149835286
this is where the real niggas watch

>>149835335
The only thing he touched was my soul with that recovery

this fucking goober

Kinbozan is so trash.

Yeah, get fucked, Oshitma

like trying to henka a glacier

Not today, Abi.

So sloppy by Abi. Come on. Zak is crearly hurt. Fight him normally. You CAN do it. You fought prime Teru head on. Faggot.

He kinda tried to henka there, I think.

Scooped

he's aboslutely trash without nodowa or henka

>>149835448
Sybau NIGGA

>>149835286
doko

Post it.

Blasted.

EZ

>>149818444
I wish there was an Inside the NBA style program with Konishki. He's such a passionate guy and really insightful.

>>149833257
Same here. It does suck that I can't join in on the live discussion though.

>>149835359
I’m impressed by the fact that Dan didn’t collapse in this position. A really good match.

>>149835359
Takayasu will never win a yusho, but he's one of the best rikishi there's ever been with no cups to his name. He's beaten men that are head and shoulders above anyone wrestling today.

>>149835118

I've seen a fair share of bicep tears online and that ain't cramp, he tore his bicep. He's out.

>>149836549
It's OK, he'll make up for his reduced upper body strength with his powerful legs... oh shit.

>>149836549
Shit, I was coping that it did not look that bad, but you might be right

>>149836819
>>149836549
still a better record than hosh who kyujiwuji'd because toe-i-woe-ies ouchies

>Takanfuji's fourth win, but injury to his right upper arm. He was unable to stand up for a while, holding his arm under the ring. After the match, he said, "I'm fine. I'm fine."
https://hochi.news/articles/20250718-OHT1T51277.html?page=1

>>149836549
>he's out
And not just for this tournament probably, it looked like it went at the elbow which is the big oof

There was a lot of evil spirits lately, allow me to purify the sacred dohyo.

>>149837156
AAAAAUGHHHH
SALT, NOOOOOOOOOOO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGHHHH

>>149836967
"I'm fine. I'm fine."

welcome to Sandanme

>>149837566
>My legs are ok.
>My legs are ok.
>My legs are ok.

>>149836549
>>149836967
>>149837566
Imagine being Terunofuji right now

>Atamifuji is a lost cause; the poor guy is mentally retarded and a spoonful of chanko away from type 5 diabetes.
>However, I still have Takerufuji.
>He recovered well from his injury.
>If I work hard with him, I'll probably make him an Ozeki
>Or even a YOKOZUNA!

>His arm explodes in the middle of an irrelevant fight
>mfw

>>149837708
>it's all so tiresome's internally

>>149837708
Rename Hakuoho to Teronofuji and hope for the best.

>>149837679
>BULLSHIT! Ultra failed attack

>>149833188
Makuuchi with s0desune on Kick, not faggotry to my knowledge.

>>149835980
>>149833257
you can watch grand sumo highlights on NHK live though.
https://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/live/

https://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/tv/sumo/
here's the daily schedule and some online episodes, you got to convert the times to your timezone though.

Bicep tears are no joke, he's going to miss the next tourney, maybe more.

>>149836967
>"I'm fine. I'm fine."

now that the yusho is settled, cause lmao anyone except onosato winning
what are you looking forward to in September?

>>149837708
I am sure that with enough bullying and sheer force of will, he can save Atami

I never believed in Atamifuji.

sometimes onosato's brand of sumo is unnerving. he just wins by "brisk walkout"

it's like he's 600kg and everyone else is 200kg

>>149838914
Anon said it before, Onosato all like "Lose? I'm a fucking Yokozuna lol I don't lose"

>>149838976
>I don't lose
Not so fast!

>>149839366
He loses on purpose sometimes so people don't notice that he's got god mode on.

>dan has been figured out
lmao that didn't last long

that bicep went up to his fucking shoulder

>>149839582
>Recovery time depends on the severity of the bicep tendon tear, as well as type of treatment. Even mild injuries can take at least two months to heal. It often takes four to five months before you can start returning to normal activities.

>wins a tournament
>gets injured
>comes back
>gets injured
man Takerufuji is cursed

>M6 4-2-9
>M12~17 0-0-15
Hard to see him surviving two bashos without being sent to juryo. Roga went from M8 straight to J3.

I had no faith that the midget would beat Rouga. What a lad.

>>149839805
Different order, anon
>gets injured
>wins a tournament

>>149835359
How the fuck can Aonishiki maintain this kind of position? He's gonna get injured,looks awful.

Like a piece of fucking luggage lmao

not surprised his sneaky tricks didn't work after putting them on display

>>149840762
He'd already won it when he was injured, but he did finish it while injured.

>>149841031
by being slavic and a wrestler

>>149841031
It is insane that he does not get slapped down from there, I don’t know enough about wrestling to even guess how he is doing it

Takayasu yusho?

>>149841087
I'm a layman, but
>if you try to stand up enough to slap him down, he can just charge forward and push you out (if he can maintain balance)
>if you try to just crush him by putting your weight on him, he can pivot out like Ura, or just yank you down and dip backwards
idk though I could be retarded

>>149841137
also his arms are fully extended, he's not actually as close as he looks

>>149841135
You fucking idiot. You absolute favela babboon monkey.

Just caught up with today's fights, Onosato really is just playing with his food at this point. Aonishiki was very unlucky to get a loss, Takayasu's hand was so close to touching down. And lmao at Abi trying to henka the least offensive rikishi in Ozumo.

>>149839582
>>149839754
If anyone ever wondered whether Takerufuji was taking PEDs or not, today you got your answer. And even with PEDs he couldn't touch the joi, and God help him for ever aspiring higher.

>>149841658
I don't think it was ever in doubt. The man's arms are bigger than his legs.

>>149841658
my man 90% of the top division is taking PEDs

>>149841684
The ones who do know not to overdo it. Takeru has been eating PED fucking chanko.

>>149841700
perhaps

There is no TAISON, only ONOSATO

>Koga-sama, I have a special request for you
>Yes, Roga-chan?
>I need you to make... THAT chanko...
>But Roga-chan, too much PED will destroy your body! You'll die in your 40s!
>It's a risk I'm willing to take to defeat... Onosato...

>>149841713
Danosato era

>>149841751
>Koga is just Futagoyama's steroid dealer
Now it makes sense. It's easy to imagine Koga approaching people in a gym trying to sell things, isn't it?

>>149841625
>luck

Pure fucking skill. You can't even give Takayasu the proper respect?

>>149841220
That makes sense, but I am still surprised every time when people like hosh and kirishima fail to push him down

>>149841897
Takayasu was close to earning one of the "Fell for it Again" awards Aonishiki has been passing around.

>>149841903
You can actually see how he uses his fully extended arms to give himself room to react vs Hoshoryu. Hoshoryu tries to push him down, but he can't because Aonishiki's arm is fully extended with his grip so he can simply react to what Hoshoryu is doing. When he tries to go for the pushdown, Aonishiki stands up with him and uses that to get a deeper grip, then chases him around before going for the leg.

>>149841031
Aminishiki will be making sure he spends half his life doing any and every form of row and deadlift possible to strength his lower back to the absolute maximum.

>>149835359
>>149841031
100 good mornings every day.

new thread
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>>149841944
Absolutely not, you fucking rancid cunt.

You know, it's one fucking thing to fanboy like a little girl for Aonishiki, but it's quite another to SHIT on a rikishi like Takayasu.

You are making enemies right now, asshole.

>>149841956
excellent trole sir

Thread for people aren't danfag scum

>>149841972
>>149841972
>>149841972
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>>149841983
are we really fucking doing this

>>149841944
>>149841983
You're both fucking retarded

>>149841990
Ukrainians' ability to cause derangement and division among the West is unparalleled. I don't think they even do it on purpose.

>>149841990
If that danfag piece of shit can't take a fucking hint, then we are going to treat him exactly the same way we treat him on /xs/- like the fucking unwanted pariah that he is

I just realized that the Danfag is just the former Kotosexual

Christ I am sick to fucking death of this goddamn autistic freak and his obsession with Aonishiki

Its starting to turn me off sumo altogether

>>149842214
Then leave

Civil war inside /sumo/, aye?

>>149842214
Now you know how /sp/ as a whole feels when the autistic fatslap freaks descend on the board every other month.

I FUCKING HATE AONISHIKI WANKERS/HATERS

>>149842472
i hate retards that make multiple threads

>>149842472
>this man trying to force posting about his favourite rikishi is pissing me off, I hate seeing his face
>I know, I will counter by forcing a spam of images of that rikishi losing, this will help me