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>>149799889
First for an inevitable Onosato yusho
Kirishima Ozeki before this year ends.
Manlets, will they ever learn?
>>149818444What a meat mountain
I wonder how Hosh and Onosato would do against him
>>149818391 (OP)Remember /sumo/, when life throws you a henka and your dumbass falls for it and steps out of the dohyo, don't cry, smile. Be like Tobizaru.
>>149818461Eat at a local chanko restaurant tonight. Send your attendant for fresh panties. Send two.
>>149818444I think that would be the wrong video to prove your point, smol fighter lasted a surprisingly long time
>>149818505Not to mention Mainoumi won 5 technique prizes in his six years in the top division, lol.
>>149818444I still don't understand why anyone would want Konishiki to be a yokozuna.
>>149818526Same people who wanted Takakeisho, likely.
>>149818461*abuses assistants*
>>149818444I imagine everybody dreaded when they got called to fight him. If I was a rikishi I'd rather fight Hakuho who might smash my chin with a forearm than Konishiki.
>>149818391 (OP)Should've been a pic of Dan.
Hoshoryu needs to stop horsing around
Is there a way I can donate rye grass to his stable for him to eat?
>>149818694Should have been this picture, the white man bowing to his japanese superior
>>149818429Thats easy to predict when he is healthy, but he is fragile, if he puts up double digits this time around it'll be the first time he has had ozeki level performances back to back since when he was ozeki. Healthy KiriSHITma making ozeki is just about the most obvious call there is.
>>149818764Abi will stop this
Mita is going to zensho. Juryo is full of shitters right now there is no competition.
>>149819056I agree he is going to do well in juryo. I don't think he can hang in makuuchi just yet though.
>>149819056He's probably going to win, but I don't think he'll zensho. Oshoumi or Tohakuryu will get him again.
https://www.sponichi.co.jp/sports/news/2025/07/17/kiji/20250717s00005000121000c.html
Hosh bros... not like this...
so is karla sumoist just gone for good? i thought someone said it was a 24 hour ban but its been 2 days already. im not going to watch that cunt midnight and mbovo on kick only streams top division
>>149819239Early retirement bound.
>>149819239>couldn't last half of the bashoSad! Evil spirits rule the dohyo again.
>>149819242>Tfw I popped into Midnight's stream for a minute and someone donated a sub to me>Tfw I watch these on my TV on a google TV. No adblock available so now I'm stuck here.
>>149819242Either use a YouTube stream or just VPN + ABEMA like a man.
>>149819239Now I REALLY hope Abi wins.
>>149819239kek.
What a fucking fraud.
>>149819239This is just sad at this point, even though that's exactly what I was expecting the moment he lost that bout.
what an undeniable fuck up that promotion was, i dare anyone to defend it now
>>149819239>>149819251You know the Kyokai and the >Yokozuna Council are going to put the riot act on him kek.
>>149819449I'm starting to believe the rumors about it being an orchestrated promotion with the actual goal of removing the Mongol menace in mind, since the JSA deep down knew that Hosh was not Yokozuna material.
By completely ruining his career and forcing him to intai, not only the Mongol menace is heavily reduced, but it also brings great shame upon them.
Seriously, think about it. Hosh was a solid Ozeki and an actual good gatekeeper, but even he himself knew that he was not cut out to be Yokozuna. He could have had a pretty good career as Ozeki gatekeeping eager sanyaku fighters like Kirishima, Waka, etc. and even new-comers like Kusano, but no, the JSA decided to just end his career by placing him in a role they knew he could never fill.
All to bring shame to the Mongol.
Well
we all know one thing.
They will NEVER promote an Ozeki to Yokozuna without two sequential championships ever again.
>>149819239An honorable seppuku might be his only chance for redemption at this point
he literally just needs more power, he should be ~350 pounds
>>149819618I actually wouldn't mind if they strictly raised the requirements for a promotion, but I wish they could allow the 'zuna rank to be demoted under cartain conditions or certain amount of losses. Make it harder to get there, but easier to be demoted than an Ozeki. Maybe make 2x 9-6 or 8-7 kadoban state for zuna or limit the amount of times the zuna can kyujo each year. Really can't think of any proper solution, cus the cultural and religious aspects of the sumo don't allow major changes like this.
>>149819801snowball's chance in hell, they fight so hard to keep things 'traditional'. The proper solution is keeping to tradition and shaming him out if he keeps it up. It's a pisser, I like hosh but him getting yokozuna was horrible for his career
>>149819818>the high point of your career is also the low pointSumo is wild
>>149819842That's the thing, it didn't have to be his high water mark. Imagine if it were put off a couple years, he might've been the thorn in onosato's side, hell he might've prevented onosato altogether. Now, and especially if he's absent the rest of the basho he's going to have so much pressure to perform next time that it will only make his problems worse. Imagine if he loses a single match on opening day next basho, it's only going to get worse unless he pulls a miracle turn around.
>>149819801Yokozuna is supposed to be a sacred rank. Once you make it to yokozuna you are never NOT a yokozuna. You have to retire once you can't perform, but you're taken care of for life.
That being the case, the standards for promotion must be absolutely solid and boolean.
In Hoshoryu's case, the JSA was so piss scared of having a banzuke without a yokozuna on it, they threw the rank at anyone who was close enough. (even though Sumo effectively didn't have a yokozuna for years while Terunofuji milked them dry in salary and only showing up to work for about 50% of the matches expected of him per year).
It was shameful for them to be so panicked at the notion of having no yokozuna one the banzuke that they promoted hoshoryu to yok, even though everyone knew he wasn't ready.
Now they are simply reaping what they had sewn.
>>149819873>It was shameful for them to be so panicked at the notion of having no yokozuna on* the banzuke that they promoted hoshoryu to yok, even though everyone knew he wasn't ready.
Watching the match again it looked like Hosh was expecting the henka as he went diagonally and for a parry rather than a charge. Then Abi's laser aggression just got him on the back foot and thats all she wrote.
Did Abi henka the last 3 days for this? He is truly devilish
If anything, the requirements to make yokozuna should be MORE strict when there's no yokozuna. Having no yokozuna means no one is that good, so you should have to have an even better showing than normal to get promoted. The current standard should be for when there's an active yokozuna already on the banzuke, since if you can meet the current standard while there's already a yokozuna competing, you're probably good enough.
I am not even going to try staying up tonight bros, Ive been doing it since day 1
Hope my boys Onosato, Takkers, Atamin, and Hakuoho all win
>>149819489If they hadn't promoted him on JY followed by Y they would've been accused of racism, it was a classic DEI move to promote an undeserving minority while holding the natives to higher standards.
Takakeisho has the exact same numbers as ozeki in late 2020 and wasn't even seriously considered for promotion.
Horseshitryubros b-b-but what about his practice numbers!??!?! HE BEAT MEISEI 6 MILLION TIMES!!!!!
>>149819961His condition was TOO good
>>149819818>I like hosh but him getting yokozuna was horrible for his careerHe does that to himself by entering tournaments injured because he feels he needs to prove himself. He is retarded.
>>149819961Meisei is gimped currently, don't know exactly what wrong but he had trouble getting up after losing yesterday.
>>149819239They are gonna make the 2 yusho rule ironclad when this faggot retires next year
>>149819239I'm disappointed, not in him but in the people who pushed the promotion on him.
>>149819952>Takakeisho has the exact same numbers as ozeki in late 2020 and wasn't even seriously considered for promotion.PREACH!
>>149819873>while Terunofuji milked them dry in salary and only showing up to work for about 50% of the matches expected of him per yearThese mongolians, i swear to god dude
Ishizaki is so close to a sekitori promotion. At 3-0, it's a matter of him not choking to secure a KK. It'll be good for Takasago-beya if him and Asanoyama (maybe Asahakuryu too) could pull through.
>>149819952>Takakeisho has the exact same numbersWe've been over and over and over and over this. No he did not.
>>149820227Let me guess, 12-3J isn't a Yusho-equivalent?
>>149820252Clearly. Since there was no Yokozuna Takakeisho.
I have a question for you fellow fatty enjoyers.
What happens if a Maegashira (or even lower) by some miracle wins two (or more) Basho in a row? Does he still get the Yokozuna title?
>>149820265Nope. Has to be done at Ozeki.
>>149820265Gets into the sanyaku. Possibly sekiwake at best.
>>149820265No. Most of the time, if you win at Maegashira, you'll end up in Sanyaku anyway.
I get it's a fusen win but come on; if the gyoji is looking around for you and you're only then making your way to the dohyo, that's a bit silly.
>>149820273I can't stand Daiamami.
>>149820267>>149820268>>149820272Damn, that's rough.
Thanks for answering, frens.
Wow. Talk about snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.
>>149820272>Takerufuji>0-0-15what the fuck happened
>>149820048And then Aonishiki wins two 11-4 in a row.
>>149820315Hurt is toothpick... er, I mean leg. He barely finished the tournament he won.
>>149819489It's not complicated.
They promoted him to save face, because the same conditions of promotions were offered to Zak.
Zak shat his mawashi. Hosh stepped up (defated THE Oho and THE Kinbozan!). JSA dug a hole and fell into it.
>>149820345>Zak shat his mawashi.Is that why it changed color for a few tournaments?
>>149820101not many people realize this. I wrote this in previous thread, he alone probably did not expect to be promoted after JY-Y, but it happened and you cannot or you're not expected to refuse the promotion. The reactions here are of course dumb, it's not like he's the first to go kyujo after performing poorly.
>>149820357We had a Slovakian exchange student at my high school. He was a total douche. You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.
Is Shirokuma hiding an injury? It sure feels like it.
>>149820373Yes, he lost both eyes in a freak accident as a child.
>>149820373the least he could do is fake a limp so at least fans of his can go "ah, okay, that makes sense"
>>149820378Many such cases!
Cheers are so loud for Ura. Adorable.
>>149820345>Hosh stepped up (defated THE Oho and THE Kinbozan)I still can't get over how ridiculous this is.
Fucking Oho and Kinbozan, two of the worst shitters in makuuchi.
Who on earth would even think that beating both would grant you a Yokozuna promotion. This truly is a fucking clown world.
The contrast between Tamashoho throwing those hard nodawa only for them to do basically nothing and Nishikigi stumbling over and launching Tamashoho out of the dohyo is really amusing.
>>149820443I thought that should have at least been a monoii. I feel bad for Tamashoho. His brand is exciting, he just doesn't win against big guys....
The crowd cheers a lot for Onosato's Dohyo-iri. I wonder how this affects the evil spirits.
fighting spirit prize to Hokutofuji's hair, trying to hold out for another year for his ceremony
>>149820450He's just so undersized for someone of his height, and he's too tall to do the funny "just go low and threaten leg picks or good belt throws." I was going to compare him to Harumafuji but even he packed a lot of weight as he climbed the ranks to try to stay physically competitive.
>don't have to watch shishi fight
Good start
Mitakeumi is in solid form. I hope it holds up.
Kotoeiho is the only man who can banish the yokai known as Abi
>>149820545>grab his opponent's mawashi and throws himself out of the dohyo to secure the yusho
kuso passed the manlet test
>>149820579Amazing form. Abi needs to step up.
back to the mines of moria for this dwarf
Dude, how do you get lifted out by a guy who is 10kg smaller than you
>>1498206528year age difference I guess.. at 20 you're at peak of your physical strength.
>>149820652He isn't. Fujinokawa is listed as 3 kg heavier. He has said he gained 6 kg since the weigh-in as well. You absolutely can lift a heavier opponent though, happened often enough in the 70s and 80s.
Ura looking pretty good so far this basho.
Ura is that guy. He is him.
Insane was he survived that nodowa.
>when you perform a kimarite that makes the commitee open their dusty archives to even find a name for it
Just Ura things.
I can't believe he beat Roga on the belt. We might be looking at double digits ichiyama.
>5-10 last basho
>SUDDENLY going for yusho
>>149820740He's going to lose some matches once he starts facing up the sanyaku.
>>149820747Maybe. He's got decent records against most of them.
>>149820747Will there be any sanyaku left by then?
>>149820763The only ones left will be Onosato and Kotozakura (who will be on 6-7).
I guess Hiradoumi has a stronger tachiai than Takerufuji now.
Sloppy as shit by Hak.
Remember those beautiful times, when he was healthy and looked like god of dohyo? Fighting for every inch of clay, making others look like they were doing some different sport, and he was the only rikishi around? Wonderful times...
>>149820851You seem to be confusing Hakuoho with his (former) master Hakuho. Note the extra o.
Kinbozan take your hands off the mawashi you big oaf
I think Hakuoho isn't feeling right after what they did to Hakuho.
>>149820870I'm pretty sure I don't, bud!
>>149820892Well that was his "peak", unless you count a Juryo yusho. I think your nostalgia is getting the better of you.
>>149820906I do count his juryo run. He looked so different than others. The intent. Fighting hard on tawara. Bending backwards, but still winning. This mofo was HIM
Nicely done by papa bear.
I think Wakataka's ozeki run is compromised
>>149820945At this point it's time to enter the Ferrari Mentailtyโข, next year is our year
>>149820945He might not get it here, but he'll get it this year.
absolute move by aonishiki, he isnt playing around
Ichiyamamoto sole leader.
Holy shit.
I predict Aonishiki glazers becoming absolutely insufferable. For a good reason. Guy's cranked.
how can you not love this guy
>>149820992Mitakeumi, dummy.
Kirishima looked like he was genuinely smiling after that one
>damn okay fair enough
>>149820992Mitakeumi disagrees
>>149820961Skill checked bitch ass nigga
>>149821001>>149821005>believing the mitakeumi is real conspiracyngmi
He has used that kimarite so many times, that it now has its own section on his JSA profile kimarite pie chart.
>>14982094510 or more and he's still in for next basho. Sucks, though. Gonna be another Daieisho situation.
>>149821018No longer in the etc, that's hilarious
will good triumph over evil? or will Abi bring about a month of darkness before the next basho?
>>149821054As much as I want him to win, I expect him to try something "tricky" and fail utterly.
What the FUCK did the JSA do to the official portrait? This new one is way worse.
I think I just felt an evil spirit pass by.
>>149821067>least photogenic wrestler>best wrestlerbasically they're fucked
Well... he gave it his best shot.
Yeah, that's my 'zuna. Show 'em, 'Sato!
Glad to see him finally solving Abi.
THE DARK SPIRIT SLUMBERS THIS MONTH
He even reached out to help Abi from falling down.
Truly honorable Sumo from Onosato.
A true Yokozuna.
>>149821099Glorious bastard.
He'd prolly return to his beya today, and force deshi to drink beer with their asses, Onosato-style.
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>>149821120>the moment when he lifted the Abi curse and broke the nodowaBlessed picture.
>>149821127right then everybody, DON'T mention it, no matter what DO NOT SAY A PEEP
>>149821127Onosato perfroms good enough (cough, Oho, cough).
Kirishima is alive.
Takayasu...
Aonishiki proves that he's a real deal.
Fraudzuna exposed yet again. (shoud've faced his archrival Oho, at least! Pussy.)
Ura is doing well.
Kusano is creeping.
We're set for a fun ride.
>>149821141Sorry, my fingers slipped.
>>149821127Glad to see Mitakeumi performing well again. I expect Onosato to win again, but hopefully we see some playoffs or at least JY playoffs.
>>149821127Gonoyama looks strong I think he might be a dark horse
>>149821018He lost to Ryuden twice from that position while in juryo. I suspect he specifically trained that move afterwards and it has paid off against better opponents. Shows heโs a real diligent wrestler. Very admirable. However, with Hoshoryu out and the Ukrainian prodigy dealt with Onosatoโs path to a third consecutive yusho looks like a cake walk.
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imagine these guys in today's slopa format (hokuto on the left).
>>149822514>(hokuto on the left).Prior to his 0-15 run against Norwoodoyama
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>>149822514>hok doesn't get his name on the picture
>>149822533OWIE WOWIE MY BIG TOEWI
>>149820652Go watch some powerlifting contests from low weight classes. 70kg manlets can hoist 200kg+.
>>149822820Deadlifting a bar isn't the same as lifting an opponent. That said, it isn't particularly impressive in terms of raw strength - most men can lift someone who is heavier, and I'd be shocked if anyone in the top division was too weak to do it. It's usually done by much bigger men because being bigger than your opponent makes it easier to get a good grip and the leverage required to lift him up without compromising your own stability and leaving yourself open to counterattack. Lifting a man who's the same size as you is riskier, and sumo orthodoxy frowns upon taking unnecessary risks as opposed to just standard shoving.
>>149821127Looking at this I'd genuinely consider giving Aonishiki the highest odds of a yusho because he's the only guy whose toughest fights are behind him, crazy as that may sound. Onosato can still argue yusho AND zuna hangover. Ichi and Mita are dead in the second week.
>>149822894The circus is empty, and all the clowns are here.
Makushita is so lame this time round. All the Tatsunami boys are doing average to below average. At least Ishizaki, Asanoyama, and Goshima look on course to get into Juryo.
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>>149823079have you seen juryou? boring stuff except for Mita and Miyanokaze.
>>149822665it's a fracture
>>149823360I've been watching Mita and Shirokuma. Mita is going to MK because of his hand, and Shirokuma is going to MK because he's a lame duck. I'm starting to think that Onosato is hogging all the chanko at Nishonoseki.
>>149818444https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZojAEhZ8P6k
obligatory viewing
>>149820265This was completely answered with terunofuji. What we knew was:
>Win two in a row>be ozekiWe didn't have clarification on if that voukd mean
>win two basho in a row and be at the rank ozekior
>be at the rank ozeki then win two in a row.it was the latter.
>>149820345>>149820357tons of the currently quietly seething horseshitryu fans wrote pages of explanations why it saz
>>149822894Hosh beat Onosato in May though, and now that won't happen this basho. The boogeyman Abi and Hosh are behind Onosato now. Either way this will be fun to watch
>>149823481Sato gets to dodge Hosh, but Aonishiki gets to dodge Daieisho who's looking like a problem matchup. We're also looking at the start of Aonishiki's Ozeki run. Wild shit. Not having to fight Daieisho until (probably) November is gonna be a big help for him.
>>149819873>but you're taken care of for life.Unless you retire before you secure permanent elder stock, which is denied to you because your supporters club didn't like that you married the wrong person.
>>149823508Dan still has Kinbozan on his card.
>>149823984Kinbozan is like the Spar own brand version of Onosato lmao. I bet there's guys in Makushita who thrust too.
Tsukioka has a good start
What the fuck was the stupid little dance Aonishiki did
NSK should fine him for that garbage, this isnt fucking american football
Get someone to wipe that shit off his shoulder too
>>149824162Dancing is Sumo
>>149824200Not on the dohyo after a win. Thats undignified and crass.
>>149824162You're just looking for excuses to be annoyed at him.
>>149822514>Tobizaru with facial hairgod damn he's a good looking fellow
>>149824323Then you agree Onosato should have made Aonishiki suck his cock to completion after that utter humiliation on day 3
JSA sending a letter asking aonishiki to take a cheese grater to his giant birthmark before he can be promoted to sanyaku
>>149824443>oh my GOD you got the day number wrong holy SHIT LMAOReally?
>>149824162>>149824412>>149824499You're trying too hard. Take the rest of the day off and come back tomorrow.
>>149819801If the Y is absent from two consequtive basho, he gets demoted to yokozuna-ozeki and has to KK to get full Y back.
Behold, peak sumo physique
why did hokuseiho have to fuck everything up
>>149819914Like what, winning three yuusho in a row?
>>149825430winning thirty yusho in a row
>>149825430>Win three consecutive yusho, one of which must be a zensho>No monoii, convincing wins only>Be personally endorsed by three retired yokozunas>No losses to maegashira during the run>Marry an Imperial Princess
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYHyoldNKF0
Kino intro
Hoshoryu will never be as embarrassing as Futahaguro because he has won (a) cup(s).
He could intai tomorrow because of underage dick pics and he would still be more honorable.
76th Yokozuna Aonishiki "The Iron Back" "The Ghost of Kiev"
77th Yokozuna Shishi "Whitey Longlegs" "Wait, why is this clumsy Neanderthal Yokozuna?!"
New Ukrainian era in sumo
I think the current standard on paper is fine, they just need to tighten up what's considered a yusho-equivalent. A 13-2 when there are no yokozuna should not have been good enough.
>>149820505I look exactly like this
>>149825519who gave this kid a jacket
I'll admit i hated kakakeisho while he was a wrestler but i like him as the incredible melting man
>>149825519>i never liked food>they won't call me hamtaro anymore>hows my horse girls doing
>>149825519desu hamtaro's weight loss proves that he was insanely dedicated and got that heavy on purpose purely for his style of sumo, guy seems to have an actual iron will, dropping that much weight in such a short time on a whim is not fucking easy
i bet i could beat current keisho in a sumo match
>>149825947You couldn't. He was strong enough to do sumo with a 150 pound weighted vest on, and now he's twice as fast with better stamina.
>>149825519it's great he lost so much, but i think he will look funny at his own danpatsuhiki, which should be in October right
>>149824885A demoted Ozeki has to get 10 wins to regain rank. A demoted Yokozuna should have to get 12.
JSA funds for 2025:
- Kinboshi
- Taka's outfit (new size every month)
>>149825519>>149825825It's actually impressive.
Zak is gonna go 13-2J 12-3Y this basho and the next, and they'll deny him because of Hoshoryu.
>>149825947I wish he would tell us his secrets
>>149826286Just don't eat lmao.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angus_Barbieri%27s_fast
>Angus Barbieri (1938 or 1939 โ 7 September 1990) was a Scottish man who fasted for 382 days,[1] from 14 June 1965 to 30 June 1966. He subsisted on tea, coffee, sparkling water, vitamins and yeast extract while living at home in Tayport, Scotland, frequently visiting Maryfield Hospital for medical evaluation. Barbieri went from 456 pounds (207 kg) to 180 pounds (82 kg), losing 276 pounds (125 kg) and setting a record for the length of a fast
Nokotta! x 50 billion times
>>149826286eat a normal amount of food and exercise
>>149826297What I find really interesting about this is that a pound of bodyfat is around 3500kcal, and the average man uses 2500kcal per day. He lost 276lbs of weight, which at that energy usage rate and if it was all fat would've been 386 days worth of energy. His fast lasted 382 days, almost that exact number.
>>149826333tell it to Futagoyama and Musashigawa
>>149825925>guy seems to have an actual iron willsure, but thats why he was a manlet to begin with, power struggles with mommy over eating. if he'd just been a good little boy he'd have been over 180cm
>>149825706does he ever close his gaping maw? I can hear him breathe from all the way over here.
>>149826489You have serious mental issues, and I hope someone forces you into treatment before you hurt someone.
>>149826541he's retarded quit bullying him
Shishi is funny and dopey and I like him
>>149825947how about hokuto
>>149826633Shishi is the new soul of sumo.
>>149826601I'm concerned for him he's gonna bite his tongue off one of these days
>>149825774My condolences. Have you tried any topical treatments yet, or are you just going to shave it?
>>149826469Musashigawa is likely half brain damaged, go easy on him.
>>149826653Coneheads successfully infiltrated the JSA
>>149826489You're fucking loony toons bud.
>>149823360>turf toe and a bruise
https://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20250717/p2g/00m/0sp/023000c
>According to his stablemaster Tatsunami, Hoshoryu exacerbated an existing big toe injury during his loss to Aonishiki on the third day of the 15-day competition.
you can watch this happening on the NHK replay in the view where the gyoji isn't in the way
Hiro Morita said it best
>losing to maegashira three days in a row is a disgrace
>>149827560>had to be persuaded to pull outWhich says to me he felt the injury wasnt that bad (obviously) and this was to save face
>>149827588>Hakkaku Rikijicho (former Yokozuna Hokutoumi) commented, "Hoshoryu is always bad in the early stages. It means he hasn't practiced enough. He needs to show more spirit."
>>149827679this one cherrypicked comparison might be soimilar but you are in no way thinking hoshoryu will be a taiho level yokozuna right?
he won't even be on the same level as uncle let alone taiho
he'll be lucky to win a few more yusho in his career
>>149827588By this criteria, there have been 18 disgraces.
>>149827665>It means he hasn't practiced enoughHokutoumi is obviously stupid then. Hoshoryu's problem is he practises too much. He pushes himself to the point that he injures himself, then the injuries fuck him up. Dan wouldn't have broken his toe if he hadn't hurt it himself in training.
>>149827834Everyone knows that. Hakkaku is just taking the opportunity to be rude and beastly.
>>149827679>is Taiho>>149827749>won the yusho after
>>149827781Three of them alone were Kisenosato.
>>149828041>>149828049>legitimate, serious injuries Turf toe is nothing
>>149828064Why do you want to hate?
>>149828074I'm in the running for Player Hater of the Year 2025
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fKIwj1TQmFs
>>149827663From his point of view he has nothing to risk by competing. If he loses his rank doesn't change, he doesn't have to pay the kinboshi fees and maybe he thinks he can still win on one foot. He might feel like showing up to work and losing saves more face than pussing out and staying home.
>>149828394>he has nothing to risk by competingExacerbating his injury is the risk. Go ask Kisenosato all about it.
Will Hosh get the gek from the JSA soon?
>>149830215>>149830227If you're going to quote every failed prediction about the basho, you should start a separate thread. You'll fill the image limit on this one before you're halfway done and then the Danfag will make yet another Aonishiki thread.
>>149830437Tell it to someone who cares, Neville.
>>149830751Dear Lord, the Neville spammer is back. Get a better hobby.
>>149830786Name a famous Neville.
>>149830907You're the first Neville to successfully name a Neville. You have my sincere congratulations. Please enjoy this picture of a bearded man.
>>149831066What's your obsession with Nevilles all about?
>>149831091I don't have one. I just hate the pompous attitude the majority of British posters share, so I called them Nevilles. It really seemed to upset them, so I will continue to do so from now on. Yesterday, two of your countrymen claimed to have never even heard of a single person named Neville in their life. This just fueled the fire.
Can we just go back to the sumo subject?
>>149831396No one is stopping you.
>>149831262Nobody's upset. It's seen as a quaint and old-fashioned name that people hardly ever hear, like calling an American "Hiram" or "Clarence". It's confusing, more than anything. I don't doubt at all that some of my countrymen have never encountered a Neville. I've personally never met anyone named Neville and nor have most people of my generation, I suspect.
>>149831499Yes. It's old-fashioned, pompous, arrogant, fussy... just like British posters. This, and the fact that none of you can name the most famous Neville of all (one who, like you was a great disappointment to his country) is fucking astounding. That's all there is to it, Neville.
>>149831688I think you're reading too much into it. You're the only one who cares about the name Neville, about famous Nevilles, or about perceived posting habits (there are plenty of arrogant, pompous, etc. posts from Americans in /sumo/ as well). None of the British posters are offended by the name. Mystified, perhaps. If you're half as familiar with us as you think you are you'll know that we're raised on a steady diet of name-calling and general back-and-forth, good natured and malicious, from an early age, and find it more amusing than anything else when it's done by a foreigner who doesn't know the (usually more region-based) things that really get under our skin. You can call a man from Liverpool any name under the sun and he'll laugh it off, but tell him that the Sun is a good newspaper and he'll be frothing at the mouth in seconds.
>>149831499Bro they didn't even know who Neville Chamberlain was
I know him and I'm American
>>149831769>I think you're reading too much into it.Likewise. If you don't mind the name, don't respond. I don't give a fuck. You're still a Neville.
>>149831773It's wild.
>>149831773Most British people know hardly anything about WW2. Winston Churchill is on one of our banknotes and was generally somewhat better known beforehand, but that's about it. Barely anyone under 45 or so would recognise someone like Neville Chamberlain, let alone other Allied leaders from the era. I'm in my early thirties, and when I was at school WW2 was barely touched on, it was all about the Tudors, the Vikings, and the Victorians.
>>149831822>when I was at school, it was all about the Tudors, the Vikings, and the Victorians.How quaint and old-fashioned, Neville.
>>149831843It makes sense from an egotistical perspective. Those period were all formative for England and Britain as a whole, and we ended them better off than we began them. WW2 was brutal, traumatic, and essentially suicidal for us - we lost control of our empire and our wartime rationing lasted until the 50s because the homeland itself was in such a mess. WW1 and WW2 were dark, ruinous chapters for Britain, so they aren't dwelt on. The USA, by contrast, did very well out of the whole affair, so tends to remember it more fondly.
>>149831907Egotistical and old-fashioned. Then as today.
>>149831950I think most countries try to present their history in a positive light when educating their children. Every country has some unpleasantness in its past and some humiliations it would rather forget.
>>149831998That's nice, Neville.
>>149832041If you're not actually interested in conversation, you don't have to keep replying, you know. I won't mind.
And there's the arrogance. You replied to me, Neville. You asked the question, I answered, I don't care what you do from here.
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Do you think the kesho-mawashi here with the tassels was ever actually worn to a tournament? Does anyone have more examples of extravagant kesho-mawashi?
>>149832089Only one of us is being snobbish, rude, and arrogant in this conversation, and it isn't me. I never got an actual answer to my question - why you're consistently driven to call people cute nicknames in lieu of actual discussion, or better yet simply ignoring people you don't like.
>>149832120I have to agree. My American brother has lost the plot a bit here. I've personally found you exemplary, among all anons not just British ones.
I answered. The name fits like fucking glove, so that's what you get. If you don't like the answer, that's on you. I don't care.
>>149832141Chill bro this guy clearly isnt one of them
Why can't we all just be friends?
>>149832132You're too kind. I can't consider any of this exemplary, being more of a slapfight than even a /sumo/ thread deserves, but I do my best.
>>149832141I think it's long since stopped being about the actual name for you, you just dislike the British for various real or perceived flaws and refuse to change your mind. It's a shame, but it is what it is. Hopefully one day you'll mellow out a bit.
I hate that my countries ruled by Nevilles so if I try to post anything I'll just get roped up in Bubba's retarded off-topic bullshit
>>149832187>ruled by NevillesWorse, lawyers.
>>149832184>you don't have to keep replying, you know. I won't mind.You clearly do. And yes, it's not about the name itself. Neville just fits. The entire point of the name is the dislike for the British posters. The fact that you think you just discovered this despite my repeated admission of that fact is fucking baffling, Neville.
hambaga reviews are in
customers describe it as slopiwake on the banzuke scale
>>149832279Are those supposed to be chili fries?
>>149832260I think it's quite a nice name, personally. It doesn't offend me. As I said before, we're all used to all manner of insults, it's a national pastime of ours and any child on a school playground can come up with far more cutting and targeted insults than just calling someone "Neville". The part I don't understand is why, instead of using a more well-established minor slur or disparaging nickname, you're trying to make one of your own, using a name that carries no emotional baggage for anyone in Britain. It's not like you're calling us all Jimmy Savile or Margaret Thatcher or anyone else particularly unpopular here. The really confusing aspect, though, is why you consistently take time out of your day to interact with people you don't like. You've been doing this for months now.
>>149832279If these were available in America I would definitely get one
At this point I just want Takayasu to lose already...
>>149832331I don't care what you think of the name. It fits. I don't care if you don't think it fits. It does.
And if you are confused as to why anyone would come to a place and interact with disagreeable people, you may be shocked to learn that you are in fact on 4chan, sir. And if you already knew that, then shame on you for asking suck a stupid faggot ass question. Good day, Neville.
I would bash the shit out of these fucking fat cunts
>>149832409Why, what did they ever do to you?
>>149832409dont be mean pls
>>149832382You must understand that your own idiosyncrasies aren't shared by everyone, and especially not by the bulk of the British people. If someone came into the thread and started referring to Americans as "Turnips" then people would rightly be confused, because, as you pointed out, we're on 4chan and there are already terms to refer to Americans that everyone in the community is expected to understand.
>>149832457>You must understand that your own idiosyncrasies aren't shared by everyoneWhere the fuck do you think you are? Etiquette school? I DON'T CARE. This exact behavior is what I use the fucking name. You're a faggot. When I'm calling you a Neville, I'm calling you a fucking faggot. That's all YOU need to understand.
My boy Oho won against both Yokozuna, can't wait to see him get a MK because he lost to Shishi or some other low maegashira
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJz-ZI-cg5A
Hamster
>>149832476The Hoshoryu "win" was by default. It doesn't count for kinboshi or prizes. I hope he gets kachikoshi and shukun-sho though.
>>149832180Such distinguished gents
>>149832475But you're not, are you? Instead of talking like everyone else, you're inventing your own pseudo-slurs and going on tangents about knowing who Neville Chamberlain is. Do you do this on other boards as well?
>>149832540>But you're not, are you?Calling you a faggot? Yes. I am. You're a giant faggot douche, Neville.
Why are these fags shitting up the thread can the jannies clean this up already
wtf are you bastards on about
>>149832558Why bother? We're going to need a new one before Makuuchi anyway.
>>149832558Why don't you post about sumo if you don't like it. I am.
>>149832565They lack hinkaku and deserve a severe beating with a golf club to teach them a lesson.
>>149832553I've been coming to 4chan for nearly 20 years, and I've been called a faggot by innumerable people. Most of them just said it and moved on, rather than coming up with a bizarre alternative and questioning people about famous Nevilles.
>>149832562As far as I can tell, the American called the Brit a name, and now the Brit is posting endlessly about how much it doesn't bother him, lol.
>>149832594Why are you telling people this?
>>149832606Well, I wouldn't admit to being a long term 4chan user in polite company, but we're all in the same boat here.
>>149832558Some /vg/ schizo level shit happening here. Neville this, Neville that.... I just want a comfy thread about sumo.
>>149832623So post something about sumo. No one is stopping you.
Ok heres a sumo question
Who is going to serve as Hosh's kaishakunin?
>>149832642His tachimochi of course. Is that Hiradoumi? I can't remember.
>>149832656That is Hiradoumi yes
A fine choice, he may small but he's fast and precise
>>149832631Hey, sometimes I just want to lurk and read a good discussion between my fellow /sumo/ anons. That doesn't mean you can just come here and shit the thread with your schizo garbage. Maybe you should try /int/ or /pol/ if you want to shit on bongs.
>>149832695Then lurk. No one is stopping you.
>>149832698And a thread about sumo shouldn't be about this Neville boogeyman inside your head. Now move on.
Let's discuss this sumo match
>>149832717It's been 20 minutes since either of the idiots said anything. You're the only one bringing it up.
>>149832722Just couldn't get low enough.
>>149832642>the last recorded real kaishakunin was named...Koga
>>149832754Koga, not Kลga, fortunately.
>>149832722dan got shoved away before he could perform his style of sumo
he'll have to figure something out for when he can't get close
>>149832789a true samurai
>>149825617I started watching sumo during SPEEDIN, I miss the old Takara Leben ads with the white guys too
>>149831773Aaron Neville is way more famous, how many albums did Chamberlain ever sell?
>>149832722Aonishiki is the type of wrestler that gains more of an advantage the longer the match goes on, a reverse Takakeisho if you will
Thats why he struggles so much against strong pusher thrusters like Ol'Sharto, I wonder if that'll remain a weakness throughout his career or if Ajigawa can put more tricks in his bag against it
Koga is the yokozuna of my heart.
>>149832811I just want him to make juryo one time
The katsu has no chance, I think
I hope Zak beats Abi
Ichiyamamoto zensho and I can die happy.
>>1498328651000 bucks says he doesn't do it
>>149832871I'd put a dollar on that.
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whenever they do the interviews on the NHK highlights show, I find it amusing to substitute "kung fu" every time a fighter says 'sumo"
Damn, that was a tough fight.
>>149832846Dan vs Takayasu later has big implications for the leaderboard given that Ichiyamamoto and Mitakeuimi are just week 1 sideshows.
>>149832103I want to say they already weren't wearing them during bouts in the 1820s, let alone fifty some years later.
>>149833060Yeah, I'm aware of that. I meant specifically the one with the tassels. I've never seen something that extravagant during a dohyo-iri.
Where do you guys go to watch Sumo?
I REALLY don't wanna watch the fags that restream on Twitch
>>149833188If I'm up during makuuchi (rare) then I go to midnightsumo, he's a fag like the rest but he seems less faggy
usually I just wait until the morning and watch video compilations of the fights
>>149833188VPN + ABEMA
>>149833196Midnight is the MOST faggy, what are you on?
>>149833188I just wait for the NHK highlights, yes, it's a day late and on the weekends take longer but rather do that than go to twitch
>>149833188I only watch restreams that don't have cancerous layout, donation/follower alert and commentary. It's good to have as many backup channels as possible though, cus Abema shut them down sometimes. Currently watching this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZ1k7YQgEG0
>>149833217>Midnight is the MOST faggy, what are you on?idk I've only looked at him and that leodickenson guy or whatever and he has a humongous furry vtuber taking up half the screen, so I settled on midnight
>>149833268Jesus. Fair enough. There are far better options on YouTube. See above.
>>149832486Well yeah, at the same time that means that the theoretical hardest bouts are behind him at this point
>>149832425because these fat retards dont actually know how to fight their just fat
>>149833314They're*
Not to mention the fact that quite a few rikishi have less bodyfat percentage than the average person, which is fucking hilarious if you take into consideration as to what they typically look like.
>>149833314pls stop being mean
>>149833305Not so fast. He's still got Oshoma, Takayasu, and Aonishiki. He doesn't have a winning record against any of them.
>>149832415What's the deal with so many Asian sumotori having aggressive back hair?
>>149833381He's Filipino.
>>149833381>so manyIt's literally just Takayasu and the other halfbreeds
>>149833386>>149833428Filipinos are probably even less prone to that than Japanese. Note I said "Asian," and not just Japanese.
>>149833445continued: it's not just Takayasu, he's just the most high profile example.
>>149833445>Filipinos are probably even less prone to that than JapaneseThat is patently false. They are very hairy people.
>>149833188https://abema.tv/now-on-air/sumo
https://www.vpngate.net/en/howto_softether.aspx
First link leads to the livestream, second link is a free residential VPN client that has servers that bypass Abema's region locks.
>>149833461That's not been my observation.
>>149833371That's why I said theoretical, I don't think Oho has any response to Aonishiki, or Takayasu if he's motivated and not injured, don't know about Oshoma, he hasn't been so hot this basho so far
bros I want Takayasu to have a happy ending to his career and finally win a tournament
>>149833519He doesn't deserve it.
>>149833519I can't believe anymore...
SATO NO KIRIMOCHI SHINGURU PAKKU MINI! SATO NO KIRIMOCHI SHINGURU PAKKU MINI!
who's ready for the submarine dan arc where he deliberately fucks up to get out of sanyaku so he can farm kinboshi while hosh is still employed
>>149833692Why would he do that when he could just earn more winning cups?
>>149833692Dan seems too respectful to do that but idk
>>149833692This but by betraying sumo's most essential mantra of "go foward" he empowers the evil spirits of the dohyo that drag him into jigoku for all eternity
>>149833519What's the current record holder for most JYs? I think he should go for it at this point.
>>149833734What do you mean? Most without a Yusho? He has that record. Or most ever? That would probably be some Yokozuna.
>>149833734He has 9, Hakuho has 22, idk the actual record holder
>>149833744sorry, I meant this
>>149833754Yeah, that's realistically impossible even if he intentionally choke each basho.
>>149833903If an injury happens on the Dohyo they need to purify it with salt after the fact.
>>149833903Injury, usually.
>>149832279Do you get a gold star if you eat it in one sitting?
>>149833903It needed some salt
>>149832830It would be a miracle for him to make sandanme
>>149833188The Natto abridged uploads when I wake up in the morning.
>>149833754>Asashoryu isn't on the listYou know why? Because he wasn't a BITCH.
I haven't been following the lower divisions for a while, is Enho finally healthy again?
>>149834439Probably not, but he needs to hang on just a little longer to be able to run a stable, and Miyagino is waiting for him.
Oh damn Goshima lost, I thought he might be in the runnings for the 7-0.
>Mita is only 5'9"
Manletbros...
>>149834581Sato gonna blow Bozo back to Kazakhstan.
quiet tonight... Has the quieting of the dark spirit made everyone too comfortable I wonder?
>>149834696Everyone came to watch Hosh flounder. With him kyujo there's no reason to watch.
>>149834696>the quieting of the dark spirit>he cant hear itfraudkuzuna at it again with a record zero evil spirits dispelled by his dohyoiri
Kinbozan literally does not get a round of applause.
>>149834702how long do you think he can keep dipping out over a single toe before he gets a letter over it?
>>149834696I didn't feel like posting about the lower divisions today.
I still remember the anti-Aonishikifags saying that Aonishiki was going to collapse against the sanyaku, that this REALLY was his ceiling and his end...
He swept them all away except for the Yamato abomination born once every thousand years, Onosato. Yeah, yeah, I know.
>AAAAIIIEEEEEEEE I WAS NEVER AGAINST AONISHIKI I ONLY HATED HIS PROPHETS AND APOSTLES!!
This boy has a future, and we should expect great things from him. Let's give him the respect he deserves.
>>149834756It's only in this basho that Dan has realised how effective attacking the legs is. He uchimuso'd once in May but besides that it was mostly common kimarite. Then suddenly it turns July and he's making the announcer google what the fuck he just did.
>>149834756he's going back down to juryo soon don't worry
Kayo you useless fucking butterball.
THE MOST POWERFUL RACE IN THE WORLD
>>149834792at least he hasn't kyujo'd the second things went slightly south of good.
FutaCOCKyamabros... not like this...
Not going to lie, after his loss to Kotoshoho i thought Kusano might only get to 8-9 wins, but he is looking solid
I love when Ura mogs Tobizaru.
There can only be one goofy entertainer. Chief Clown of this circus.
The dohyo just got 10cm taller
Man fuck this shit. Don't tell me it's over for Tak.
partial tear i think
looks fucked
FUCK. That's probably kyujo for him.
Sadabros, his knee didn't look right. I hope he's ok. Same with Tak, that bicep better be ok
Already a dangerous sport with a crazy schedule but yeah let's make it even more dangerous by keeping the Dohyo elevated
amazing camera work abema...jfc
god that torn bicep, he still stuck around to give the power water. What a champ. As opposed to one individual who had toe ouchies and had to kyujo because piggy toes ouchie
You could see Takeru's bicep was sitting way up from where it should be. Either he tore a tendon or he has a ridiculous cramp, but probably a snapped tendon.
THAT was a display of vintage Ochiai
AAAh... I guess I'll never see another water break in my lifetime.
I hate Midnight so fucking much. I wish we didn't share a flag.
>>149835239>not watchin sodesune's NHK-stream
My bet is on papayasu for this one, he's been looking good
did he go for uchimuso again
What a match.
Well done by Papa Bear!
wow.
DO NOT SAY ANYTHING
NO NO NO
Yeah, Takayasu has his number
takayasu played that one pretty smart
He was ready for that. I think he even allowed Dan to grab his mawashi.
>>149835308Seemed like it but he did not let him for one moment
>>149835308It ALMOST worked but Takayasu recovered just enough to avoid touching the dohyo with his hand.
Papa Bear's looking good this basho.
Taka TOUCHED the doyo!!!!
>>149835239its actually unreal how much of a fag midnightsumo is
>>149835286this is where the real niggas watch
>>149835335The only thing he touched was my soul with that recovery
Yeah, get fucked, Oshitma
like trying to henka a glacier
So sloppy by Abi. Come on. Zak is crearly hurt. Fight him normally. You CAN do it. You fought prime Teru head on. Faggot.
He kinda tried to henka there, I think.
he's aboslutely trash without nodowa or henka
>>149818444I wish there was an Inside the NBA style program with Konishki. He's such a passionate guy and really insightful.
>>149833257Same here. It does suck that I can't join in on the live discussion though.
>>149835359Iโm impressed by the fact that Dan didnโt collapse in this position. A really good match.
>>149835359Takayasu will never win a yusho, but he's one of the best rikishi there's ever been with no cups to his name. He's beaten men that are head and shoulders above anyone wrestling today.
>>149835118I've seen a fair share of bicep tears online and that ain't cramp, he tore his bicep. He's out.
>>149836549It's OK, he'll make up for his reduced upper body strength with his powerful legs... oh shit.
>>149836549Shit, I was coping that it did not look that bad, but you might be right
>>149836819>>149836549still a better record than hosh who kyujiwuji'd because toe-i-woe-ies ouchies
>Takanfuji's fourth win, but injury to his right upper arm. He was unable to stand up for a while, holding his arm under the ring. After the match, he said, "I'm fine. I'm fine."
https://hochi.news/articles/20250718-OHT1T51277.html?page=1
>>149836549>he's outAnd not just for this tournament probably, it looked like it went at the elbow which is the big oof
There was a lot of evil spirits lately, allow me to purify the sacred dohyo.
>>149837156AAAAAUGHHHH
SALT, NOOOOOOOOOOO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGHHHH
>>149836967"I'm fine. I'm fine."
>>149837566>My legs are ok.>My legs are ok.>My legs are ok.
>>149836549>>149836967>>149837566Imagine being Terunofuji right now
>Atamifuji is a lost cause; the poor guy is mentally retarded and a spoonful of chanko away from type 5 diabetes.>However, I still have Takerufuji.>He recovered well from his injury.>If I work hard with him, I'll probably make him an Ozeki>Or even a YOKOZUNA!>His arm explodes in the middle of an irrelevant fight>mfw
>>149837708>it's all so tiresome's internally
>>149837708Rename Hakuoho to Teronofuji and hope for the best.
>>149837679>BULLSHIT! Ultra failed attack
>>149833188Makuuchi with s0desune on Kick, not faggotry to my knowledge.
>>149835980>>149833257you can watch grand sumo highlights on NHK live though.
https://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/live/
https://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/tv/sumo/
here's the daily schedule and some online episodes, you got to convert the times to your timezone though.
Bicep tears are no joke, he's going to miss the next tourney, maybe more.
>>149836967>"I'm fine. I'm fine."
now that the yusho is settled, cause lmao anyone except onosato winning
what are you looking forward to in September?
>>149837708I am sure that with enough bullying and sheer force of will, he can save Atami
I never believed in Atamifuji.
sometimes onosato's brand of sumo is unnerving. he just wins by "brisk walkout"
it's like he's 600kg and everyone else is 200kg
>>149838914Anon said it before, Onosato all like "Lose? I'm a fucking Yokozuna lol I don't lose"
>>149838976>I don't loseNot so fast!
>>149839366He loses on purpose sometimes so people don't notice that he's got god mode on.
>dan has been figured out
lmao that didn't last long
that bicep went up to his fucking shoulder
>>149839582>Recovery time depends on the severity of the bicep tendon tear, as well as type of treatment. Even mild injuries can take at least two months to heal. It often takes four to five months before you can start returning to normal activities.
>wins a tournament
>gets injured
>comes back
>gets injured
man Takerufuji is cursed
>M6 4-2-9
>M12~17 0-0-15
Hard to see him surviving two bashos without being sent to juryo. Roga went from M8 straight to J3.
I had no faith that the midget would beat Rouga. What a lad.
>>149839805Different order, anon
>gets injured>wins a tournament
>>149835359How the fuck can Aonishiki maintain this kind of position? He's gonna get injured,looks awful.
Like a piece of fucking luggage lmao
not surprised his sneaky tricks didn't work after putting them on display
>>149840762He'd already won it when he was injured, but he did finish it while injured.
>>149841031by being slavic and a wrestler
>>149841031It is insane that he does not get slapped down from there, I donโt know enough about wrestling to even guess how he is doing it
>>149841087I'm a layman, but
>if you try to stand up enough to slap him down, he can just charge forward and push you out (if he can maintain balance)>if you try to just crush him by putting your weight on him, he can pivot out like Ura, or just yank you down and dip backwardsidk though I could be retarded
>>149841137also his arms are fully extended, he's not actually as close as he looks
>>149841135You fucking idiot. You absolute favela babboon monkey.
Just caught up with today's fights, Onosato really is just playing with his food at this point. Aonishiki was very unlucky to get a loss, Takayasu's hand was so close to touching down. And lmao at Abi trying to henka the least offensive rikishi in Ozumo.
>>149839582>>149839754If anyone ever wondered whether Takerufuji was taking PEDs or not, today you got your answer. And even with PEDs he couldn't touch the joi, and God help him for ever aspiring higher.
>>149841658I don't think it was ever in doubt. The man's arms are bigger than his legs.
>>149841658my man 90% of the top division is taking PEDs
>>149841684The ones who do know not to overdo it. Takeru has been eating PED fucking chanko.
There is no TAISON, only ONOSATO
>Koga-sama, I have a special request for you
>Yes, Roga-chan?
>I need you to make... THAT chanko...
>But Roga-chan, too much PED will destroy your body! You'll die in your 40s!
>It's a risk I'm willing to take to defeat... Onosato...
>>149841751>Koga is just Futagoyama's steroid dealerNow it makes sense. It's easy to imagine Koga approaching people in a gym trying to sell things, isn't it?
>>149841625>luckPure fucking skill. You can't even give Takayasu the proper respect?
>>149841220That makes sense, but I am still surprised every time when people like hosh and kirishima fail to push him down
>>149841897Takayasu was close to earning one of the "Fell for it Again" awards Aonishiki has been passing around.
>>149841903You can actually see how he uses his fully extended arms to give himself room to react vs Hoshoryu. Hoshoryu tries to push him down, but he can't because Aonishiki's arm is fully extended with his grip so he can simply react to what Hoshoryu is doing. When he tries to go for the pushdown, Aonishiki stands up with him and uses that to get a deeper grip, then chases him around before going for the leg.
>>149841031Aminishiki will be making sure he spends half his life doing any and every form of row and deadlift possible to strength his lower back to the absolute maximum.
>>149835359>>149841031100 good mornings every day.
>>149841944Absolutely not, you fucking rancid cunt.
You know, it's one fucking thing to fanboy like a little girl for Aonishiki, but it's quite another to SHIT on a rikishi like Takayasu.
You are making enemies right now, asshole.
>>149841956excellent trole sir
>>149841983are we really fucking doing this
>>149841944>>149841983You're both fucking retarded
>>149841990Ukrainians' ability to cause derangement and division among the West is unparalleled. I don't think they even do it on purpose.
>>149841990If that danfag piece of shit can't take a fucking hint, then we are going to treat him exactly the same way we treat him on /xs/- like the fucking unwanted pariah that he is
I just realized that the Danfag is just the former Kotosexual
Christ I am sick to fucking death of this goddamn autistic freak and his obsession with Aonishiki
Its starting to turn me off sumo altogether
Civil war inside /sumo/, aye?
>>149842214Now you know how /sp/ as a whole feels when the autistic fatslap freaks descend on the board every other month.
I FUCKING HATE AONISHIKI WANKERS/HATERS
>>149842472i hate retards that make multiple threads
>>149842472>this man trying to force posting about his favourite rikishi is pissing me off, I hate seeing his face>I know, I will counter by forcing a spam of images of that rikishi losing, this will help me
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