>Lap:
#8009

>Countdown to Belgian GP:
https://f1exposure.com

>Previous thread:
>>149813770

>/f1/ Essentials:
https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq

>Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xc_hvIYcAKI

>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:
Passcode: 12481641

>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
213 (212 starts)

>2025 WDC Standings
PIA: 234 (+18)
NOR: 226 (+25)
VER: 165 (+10)
RUS: 147 (+1)
LEC: 119 (+0)

>2025 WCC Standings
McLaren Mercedes: 460 (+43)
Ferrari: 222 (+12)
Mercedes: 210 (+1)
Red Bull RBPT: 172 (+10)
Williams Mercedes: 59 (+4)

>2025 WEC Standings
LAW: 717.19 (+64.59)
HAM: 690.58 (+41.39)
NOR: 660.61 (+22.97)

>News:
Boobs are officially cancelled, libruls to blame, also the previous threads are both below (or will soon be below) 500 posts because of Janny intervention.
George bought a yacht.

gm

gimi

>>149818962
>amateur
Disappointing.

Special Janny Operation to de-NUT-ify the thread

Georgi

/f1/ worships a man who dates a single mother and created a bastard.

edd

>>149818999
>United Statesian can't empathize with a man being groomed by a pedophile succubus
Typical, I bet you'll say he was asking for it next.
She probably feeds off him like a vampire too.

>>149819024
https://youtu.be/VQn8E7vm9wc?si=7m8coAX5QV-0rB5c

>>149818999
>dates a single mother
>dates
>single
Max bought into a prepackaged family because he doesn't have the time or energy to turn a 22 year old model into a mother.

>>149819053
was chillin listening to the thread theme but gotta pause it for 1:22 me thinks

NO BOOB
only twink

>>149819043
I fully well understand he was groomed and kelly is an evil cluster b, but AMX has agency and had many chances to see the truth of his relationship.
>>149819086
kelly and AMX aren't married so she's still a single mother.
She has servants to raise her children; all she does is take insta photos with them. AMX should have waited or married an old money girl who's been trained on how to be a good wife and mother since she was 2.

>>149819122
How do you feel about IPostSneed visiting your country?

>>149819127
I don't

>>149819117
>but AMX has agency and had many chances to see the truth of his relationship.
Incorrect, Kelly implanted him with eggs containing nanomachines to regulate his lust and control his will.

Max Furstappen :3

>>149819122
Peak
>>149819136
Too fat

>>149819136
>I don't
Don't what?

>>149819152
feel about it

>>149819138
Hmmm maybe, but then why didn't Riccky bring AMX to hang out in Australia so the nanomachines would fall out after being upsidedown too long?

>>149819146
She has a lot of downforce

>>149818995
>Disappointing.
Why so? She's hot and there are no cocks on the screen. Win win

(I was going to post this on >previous, to keep this thread boob-free, but the EstoniANO made me change my mind)

>>149819172
>Why so?
Because "amateur" often means that they only ever work for one publisher, maybe even just in one single project, and if they do have a larger oevre, they're hard to track down.

>>149819091
It’s all good

>less than 30 posts
>already 3 of them deleted
I've never been more proud of /f1/

>>149819235
thanks

>>149819240
no problem

>https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2011/jan/29/zak-brown-formula-one
>Is this failed Formula One driver the next Bernie Ecclestone?
>"I want to be in the sport forever"
What are we gonna do if Fat actually gets a hold of the sport? (more than he already has)

>>149819230
Simpcity is your friend. She has a couple dozen videos iirc, mostly exhibitionism-focused if that's what you're into.

>>149819255
>What are we gonna do if Fat actually gets a hold of the sport? (more than he already has)
That article is literally old enough to have sex in Spain, fat brown ain't taking control of shit unless LibertyMedia decide they want to dump the sport for pennies on the dollar.

>>149819255
he said gimi once so he's awright in my book

>>149819172

>>149819270
At that time he was some sleezy ad dealer. He now has the top team in the sport and the FIA backing.

>>149819298
>At that time he was some sleezy ad dealer.
Nothing has changed in that respect.
>FIA backing.
lmao

>>149819255
zak brown will die of ozempic side effects

F1?

>>149819354
F1 could stand to lose some weight

>>149819374

Fucking hell I thought this was race week lazy fucking millionaires I swear

>>149819122
>>149819136
These are the best kind of women, a bonus that they don’t have navel piercings. It’s a shame most women nowadays have them and it’s a sign of insufferable bitch.

>the reason why DRS exists is that Kwablonso lost the WDC after being stuck behind Petrov for 60 laps and f*rrari went crying to the FIA about it afterwards

>>149819425
I have a navel piercing and I don’t regret it. Had it since I was 19 in 2008.

>>149819422
look forward to another week of suffering lmao

>>149819441
whore.

>>149819453
Stay strong. We will make it

Wait, Max and Kelly have a 9 year age gap? I thought it was only 6

>>149819531
amx was roiped gaped, even, by kelly

>>149819548
bro

it's all falling apart (including F1)

>>149819441
>19 in 2008
Shouldn't you be asleep by now?

Jokes aside, she has always given me the creeps. She looks like the stereotypical kind of woman that gets pregnant by rich men just so she can maintain a certain way of life. She looks soulless

>>149819531
>>149819586
Fucking hell Lexapro withdrawal is hitting me like a fucking train

>>149819568
this will make you feel better

ded to mclel

>>149819593
>Lexapro withdrawal
grim

>>149819593
I'm a train wreck but no way I'm getting on SSRI's. It should only be used in ultra hyper extreme circumstances, for example when you're a tifoso or Toto Wolf

>toto wolf over 9000 hours of therapy.bmp

>>149819611
Literally tweaking right now. Grim indeed

>>149819663
>>toto wolf over 9000 hours of therapy.bmp

>>149819663
Once you’ve experienced a panic attack, there is no going back, sadly. Lexapro ain’t that bad, but the withdrawals can definitely feel a little bit fun to say the least. But, yeah, I agree that the more serious “brain drugs” should be only recommended in serious cases (when suicide is perceived as an option to consider for the person experiencing problems)

alpenis wind tunnel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5cd6ksVPcw

>>149819688
>Once you’ve experienced a panic attack, there is no going back
It's not that bad
I felt like I was having a heart attack, and could not care less, kek

fabi

>>149819453
Anyone got the gun version of this pic?

why is this batch of rookies so spectacularly shit?

>>149819690
Not as expensive as I expected, but still too expensive for macaco-tier wages

>>149819720
She remains the hottest

>>149819738
Literally just make one yourself with a pc fan and straws

>>149819719
Problem with me is that I also experience “panic attack hangovers,” so I also feel like absolute shit for the next two weeks after experiencing one

>>149819738
>600 bux for that

>>149819746
That would be an amazing idea for a PC case honestly, way better than the O11D Lamborghini edition from Lian Li

I have champion levels of hydration. Drink water, my friends.

>>149819024
good post

>>149819441
nigga you OLD

He's not old. I'm the same age. You're a kid.

>>149819733

Why don't they just race every single week?

>>149819983
because I don't want them to

>>149819983
That would be bad for the environment

death to mclel

Guess the movie I'm going to watch from this car.

It seems like I've missed two entire threads since yesterday, what exciting piece of formula 1 news was the cause of all this discussion?

>>149820023
R U S H

>>149820023
Sonic 3.

>>149820023
Good Year?
No, the worst

>>149820023
>Canadian flag
>Black car
>Shadow wing
Sakura Soh's BLACKED movie?

>>149820024
>what exciting piece of formula 1 news was the cause of all this discussion?
it was /f1/ news, BOOB thread

there is a thread with 490 posts in the catalog you lazy SLUTS

>>149818992
More cameramen than drivers...or spectators.

Would Chuck be a better driver is Bianchi didn't kwab under safety car?

>>149820092
>>Canadian flag
>>Black car
>>Shadow wing
>Sakura Soh's BLACKED movie?
Try going just 1 thread without posting something related to racemixing.

>>149820120
>there is a thread with 490 posts in the catalog you lazy SLUTS
and WHO exactly do we have to blame for that?

>>149820138
no

>>149819172
>eesti deleted without mercy
>this still up
JANNY R U OK

>>149820157
not me

>>149820172
Janny is a yellow-fevered CHAD

>>149820172
eesti does it so he doesn't need to reset his router
ain't no j*anj*an reading /f1/ to hunt for coomposters
>>149820174
Suuuuure, I'm sure you were busy chasing IShowSpeed through the streets of Tallinn

>>149820120

>>149820157
brazil, mostly

>>149820184
no i'm pretty sure that baltic cunt just flicks his router reset faster than that gal flicks her bean

>>149820184
>>149820186
>>149820193
go bump that thread

>>149820198
why should i have to compensate for your misdeeds?

>people actually interact with VPNfags

>>149820202
I did nothing wrong, ever

>>149820193
If you manually delete a post before someone can report it then it makes it impossible for anyone else to report that post, a janitor/mod would need to be actively viewing the thread at the time or have 4chanx installed and look at posts that had replied to it.
That's why the indog used to delete his posts shortly after spamming his lolicon shit.

>>149820216
it truly is this easy

4chan's sister site reddit has started requiring age verification for UK users to access "adult content".
https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2025/07/reddit-starts-verifying-ages-of-uk-users-to-comply-with-child-safety-law/

I'm guessing 4chan will just block UK users rather than bother with that nonsense

>>149820216
i don't often sit around with a stopwatch to see when a tittypost gets deleted, so you're probably right

>4chan's sister site reddit

>>149820229
he looks 100% medshitter on that picture

>>149820220
>"adult content".
Funny how absurdly broad the definition they provide is, by the name you'd think it was only porn, but of course government policy would never be so specific.
>Reddit said it has to restrict sexually explicit content; content that promotes suicide, deliberate self-injury, and eating disorders; content that incites abuse or hatred against people based upon protected characteristics; bullying content; content that promotes violence or "depicts real or realistic serious violence against a person, an animal, or a fictional creature"; content that promotes challenges or stunts that are likely to cause serious injuries; content that encourages people to use harmful substances or substances in harmful quantities; content that shames people based on body type or physical features; and "content that promotes or romanticizes depression, hopelessness and despair."
Based on this definition you could be restricted from showing footage of you killing a sheep in minecraft lmao.
Cuck island.

formula one

>>149820220
bizidea: 4chong simply tells the govt to fuck off

>>149820249
I hate how normies eat up this 'think of the children' bullshit.
The responsibility about kids' access to the internet lies with the parents, not with the websites. But normies will cheer for the politicians who are slowly turning real life into 1984.

>>149820249
pozfags think freedom of speech is a joke until the government designates anti-circumcision views as hate speech and starts sending people to jail for opposing cutting like they do in abdul countries and just tells you to trust the experts

>>149820307
Just cool it with the anti-semitic remarks

>>149820307
sorry, overruled by some faggot in a powdered wig
you get a trillion fourchanians

I, for one, do not give a single shit about how cucked the British people are

I do, they deserve it, specifically the English

formula ONE

went to see f1 film the day before.
i didn't think this was possible but i was fucking angry the whole film and i left the cinema fuming.
>why are blatant track/sporting violations not penalized? literally neither incident investigation (except for that one time, which they also weren't penalized too?) nor 5/10s penalties dished out ever throughout.
>everyone in the team, especially team principal, all act like retarded faggots. their actions are too theatrical and comical for me to suspend disbelief. you are running a multi-million dollar racing team with sponsors to answer to, what the fuck are you fucking doing dancing around like brain-damaged clowns?
>blatant unprofessional conduct like race engineer's bet for a prospect driver's performance (discounting one with old interviewer and another i forgot) and the entire team ceaselessly cracking jokes with each other, especially mid-race when your job description entails supporting the fucking drivers.
>sex with technical director, aka. inappropriate workplace relationship. literally a ticking time-bomb to a scandal and sport-wide life-ban.
and these are the most obvious issues people without eyes could already see.
i know i wasn't supposed to take this shit seriously and i went into it thinking
>how bad could it really be?
but holy fuck, man. i wish i hadn't have wasted my money.

maybe you fags can call me a retard for taking it so seriously so i can feel better about myself because this goyslop is un-fucking-bearable.

>>149820467
man js turn your brain off and enjoy

>>149819817
Danke

>>149820467
i hope you went with your gf and made her as miserable as you

i have no team :(

>>149820467
>>what the fuck are you fucking doing dancing around like brain-damaged clowns?
https://youtu.be/fdUCvfuqx5I?t=33
>>blatant unprofessional conduct like race engineer's bet for a prospect driver's performance (discounting one with old interviewer and another i forgot) and the entire team ceaselessly cracking jokes with each other, especially mid-race when your job description entails supporting the fucking drivers.
>>sex with technical director, aka. inappropriate workplace relationship. literally a ticking time-bomb to a scandal and sport-wide life-ban.
Y-yeah haha, that's r-really inaccurate

>>149820520
>gf
>her

>>149820467
You're a retard for taking it so seriously. You're also a retard if you expected anything else than "What if Top Gun but with car?".

>>149819688
I was on Sertraline for a year in 2022, couldn't have done without it. But dropping it was hell, had to work from home for 2 weeks as I was literally having erections for several hours per day.

>>149820467
You sound like the type of person that complains star wars has sound in space.

>>149820229

Trying to nofap for a while because I really do have an addiction, realising now how often I'd look at the stuff completely casually and that isn't normal. It's surprisingly difficult to do.
F1 related because I'm the Cadillac F1 team driver George Russell.

>>149820536
>and the entire team ceaselessly cracking jokes with each other, especially mid-race when your job description entails supporting the fucking drivers.
For me, its when Rosset got bullied being called Tosser after messing up for the nth time.

>>149820234
>>149820586
meant for

The best driver in F1 history is the one with the highest win rate in rain and at Monaco.

>>149820583
Sound can be forgiven, shitty orbital mechanics can't.

>>149820536
are you fucking serious?
>
post-race celebrations get a pass because that's literally when all the stakes paid off and there are no longer weights on their shoulders. the """actors""" were chimping out THROUGHOUT the race, even when the race hasn't finished yet. this doesn't mean irl engineers aren't chimping out; it just means that it's justified.
>
no argument.
>
tell me what literally just happened to Horner, even when he was cleared of the allegations an eternity ago.

>>149820620
I can't remember who it was on F1TV (maybe Jolyon Palmer) but a few races ago he was talking about how at one point after the team radio messages started being broadcast on TV that some teams had to sit their drivers down and tell them to stop being attention seeking faggots on the radio (singing songs and making jokes) and to focus on the race

>>149820678
Does help that F1 takes those meme audios out of context for the engagement too, so who the hell are they blaming

Like majority of Lewis's messages, he's a whiny bitch but they play it up hard with all the out of contexts

Reminder that "they race me so hard" was broadcast completely out of context and put to an entirely different part of the race.

Stroll would be a podium contender every time it rains

Global warming? Do yo thang.

>>149820767
>>>>>>>

>>149820772
antisemitism

racism

>>149820772
Aston Martin is the successor team to Jordan GP, right? They need to paint a snake head on the car ASAP

>>149820777
meshugganah
checked

>>149820794
>They need to paint a snake head on the car ASAP
Uncircumcised, of course

>>149819593
try shrooms, they are experimentally used to combat addiction i think

>>149820810
she deserves to be raped by my slender and short black penis

>>149820728
Hapa moment. He sounded like good ol' Elliot Rodger.

>>149820813
you're white

>>149820815
sheeit negro

>>149820812
>Do you have a problem with drugs? I know the solution: MORE DRUGS

>>149820842
you either get off, have a life changing experience... or YOU DIE

>>149820813
your penis is gangrenous, no longer functional and about to fall off

>>149820848
Or you become a podcaster ranting about conspiracy shit like all those Americans.

>>149820850
my tiny little blaq boi coq could never...

>>149820810
what's next?

>>149820872
Soul taking

there are no black anons. even the jorji supporting india anon is higher caste and probably looks like sainz

>>149820810

>>149820678
even if we give the drivers crackship levels of benefit of the doubt and say that they're doing that to cope with losing or whatever else and are allowed to get away with their behavior because muh emotions run high in the cockpit, trackside race engineers are supposed to be the voice of reason, guidance/encouragement, and/or tension/anger defuse-r to prevent their drivers from fucking up their constructors' championship prospects. they're not allowed to act as unprofessional as drivers, at the very least until the race ends.

>>149818960 (OP)
I BLAME VISA AND MASTERCARD
FUCK JEWS

>>149820972

>>149820972
qrd?

>>149821126
'ate visa
'ate mastercard
simple as

its over

>>149821174
mashallah we only have to endure another six months of this horseshit

>>149821174

>>149821174
I don't care about these girls I care about the fujos making cute art it makes up for it

>>149821126
Steam got rid of shovelware AI porn. Their excuse is that payment networks don't want to be associated with selling porn but you can buy anything from every other porn site with their cards just as fine. It's just gaben cracking down on shoveware.

>>149821174
No wonder we have so many races in the middle east nowadays

Lewis Hamilton threatens to RAPE Ferrari's 2026 car amid struggles with characteristics of 2025 challenger

https://www.skysports.com/f1/news/12433/13394054/lewis-hamilton-threatens-to-rape-ferraris-2026-car-amid-struggles-with-characteristics-of-2025-challenger

>>149821245
>gamers trying anything not to accuse their favourite billionaire of something

>>149821148
>ate visa
>ate mastercard
No wonder your body's filled with microplastics then. Stop eating chipcards.

>>149821253
post the other version of the meme, it's so bad it's funny

>>149821274
he's so ugly it's unreal

>>149821282
Still zesty as heck though. And that is all that matters.

waiting for someone to post the proudy news because I won't bother to screenshot it

>>149821354
this?

>>149821354
His friendship was ended?

this is how the proudy news made me feel

>>149821361
no

>>149818999
Sounds like the perfect fit for a young American, all the girls there are used or damaged goods by their teens anyway

>>149819453
I t>>149819742 I can see rwo reasons why
hought there was a gun here for a moment

>>149821354

>>149819100
Who fucking drinks with two hands

>>149821541
Britoids

f1 hire this man

EXPECTO
PROTRONUMMMMMMM

>>149821487
Is this what all these indian train video makers were trying to achieve?

>>149820810
Ugly hag

>>149821640
yes, we have now managed to rape the number one apex predator in india.

>>149819172
I swear to god pussy is one of the grossest things ever, looks gross, smells even more RANCID, the touch is mortifying
And there is no telling what it might infect you with
I tried it once and I will never forget it, it still makes me shiver every time I think about it
Such an impure and unholy wretched thing, wielded by corruptive creatures of burden

>>149821743
Congrats, anon, you're gay.

>>149821737
The curry rises

How would Sir do it?

>>149819172
>>149818962
i very much do not like the chinese

>>149821749
>hurr durr you're gay if you ever question this biohazard in some way
Shut up faggot

>>149821640
i heard they are getting hit by trains because its a tik tok trend or something to walk as close to trains as possible while putting on a slow mo filter

>>149821743

>>149821410
Source?

>>149821775
Yes, anon. If you don't like pussy, you're gay. Or asexual, if you don't like dicks either.

I get biggest boners from gay porn. But I still consider myself straight. Wish it was race weekend.

You'd think that we wouldn't be debating this dumbt shit when multiple ancient empires had already figured out that bisexuality was the pinnacle of sexuality

>>149821896
>bisexuality
The pole can't be bisexual either when he's disgusted by vags.
There's really not that much to discuss about it either.

>>149821937
Vaginas are pretty gross but I still want to put my dick in one

>jules KWABianchi
Asides from him and Senna's moment, what other shitters are over-glorified?

>>149819117
>AMX has agency and had many chances to see the truth of his relationship.
He stil gleefully retells stories of abuse he suffered as a child, and you want him to recognise that he was groomed. The man is psychologically damaged, but he's a racing autist and that's why he's the goat.

>>149821858
>>149821948
intelligent

>>149821957
Drivers born in 70's are most based. Zero deaths on track.

>saar amx, we finished the update page design

>>149820620
>post-race celebrations get a pass because that's literally when all the stakes paid off and there are no longer weights on their shoulders. the """actors""" were chimping out THROUGHOUT the race, even when the race hasn't finished yet. this doesn't mean irl engineers aren't chimping out; it just means that it's justified.
Like when engineers pump their fists and shit? Toto pointing at the camera with the whole garage clapping in Brazil 2021 was like the middle of the race.
>no argument.
Meant to put "webm related" for the second point but forgot
>tell me what literally just happened to Horner, even when he was cleared of the allegations an eternity ago.
He got fired for chasing after that lesbian and not having the performance to cover for that stupid mistake.
It clearly wasn't just because of bad performances of the car since he was kept on as TP for much longer and much worse spells such as the entirety of 2014-2020
2015 they didn't even win a race and barely managed 3 podiums for the entire year.
>>149820678
>at one point after the team radio messages started being broadcast on TV that some teams had to sit their drivers down and tell them to stop being attention seeking faggots on the radio (singing songs and making jokes) and to focus on the race
Was this recent? (the sit down I mean) I can think back like 20 years when JPM (I think) was making jokes over the radio.
>oh deer

>>149820810
Mogged by whomstever that is
>>149820879
One of them literally posted hand before doe

>Hulkenberg vs Bortoleto in F1 2025 so far
Qualifying head-to-head: Hulkenberg 7 - 7 Bortoleto
Race head-to-head: Hulkenberg 6 - 4 Bortoleto
Average gap: Hulkenberg ahead by 0.029s
Points: Hulkenberg 37 - 4 Bortoleto

Thoughts?

>>149821948
what's gross about them? never seen one up close (at least not since birth)

>>149821847
I like the feeling of my third leg in it but I have safety concerns every time I think about or sense the smell
Thank god for the rubber to give partial protection
I just don't like looking at or smelling genitalia in general

>>149820810

>>149821948
>Vaginas are pretty gross but I still want to put my dick in on
This and that's part of the conflict
>>149822092

>>149821174
it really is over

>>149821487
based saar

>>149821957
He scored points in a Marussia and might have saved them from insolvency even
That will always be cool

>>149821174
And yet still no grid girls

>>149821126
Payment processors have been telling people to fuck off for a few years now, either enforce rules or we'll pull access and you'll be stuck using crypto or random eastern european shit like paysafecard.
Their limits are generally quite clear, no scat, no watersports, no incest (step is acceptable), no rape (unless consensual non-consent is made clear), no snuff, and no depictions or suggestions of anyone underage.
It's been happening to porn sites for years and just happened to Steam.
>>149821262
>>gamers trying anything not to accuse their favourite billionaire of something
You have no idea just how bad AI has made the shovelware problem, I think he's wrong and don't think that was the actual cause of this, but this isn't even the only change they've made when trying to combat the problem.
Given that I can find blatant porn on steam with 2 clicks from the home page it clearly wasn't just to restrict porn
(F1 related of course)
>>149821410
Is she batukam?

>>149819736
hubris breeds debris

>>149822088
Sounds like an asexual in denial.

>>149822181
>asexual
I would have never heard of this term if I didn't go on the English speaking internet
Sounds like gibberish to me

>>149822179
what's that? hubert bred devries?

>>149822219
>Sounds like gibberish to me
Here's the English to Gibberish translation
bezpłciowy

>>149822219
It's a psychological condition.
Like depression or OCD or arachnophobia. Makes no sense if you don't have it, and sometimes you don't even realize you have it.

>>149822083
There's a reason both Alonso and Amx backed Bort

>>149821957
>It has been exactly 10 years since this guy died
You know what, maybe I should stop viewing posts like that as cynical attempts at gaining social capital, maybe normies are actually sincere when they pay their respects.

>>149822226
inbred indog

>>149822239
It's something that makes sense to me even though I don't have it. We can understand that there are variations in people's sex drives, so why is it so inconceivable that there are people with zero natural sexual inclination

>>149822244
>maybe normies are actually sincere when they pay their respects.
If Piquet, Horner, or Bernie died tomorrow the same people paying their respects would be in the comments cracking jokes and celebrating.
They are not sincere, they are just persistent.

>>149822244
Most of these normies didn't know he died when it happened

>>149822281
in dough, out bread

>>149822285
>>149822292
I'm not referring to non f1 fans, I am referring to non autists.

>>149822284
Of course it makes sense that people exist that have it. It's the condition itself that's incomprehenisble to anyone with a sex drive.
Hence to comparison to arachophobia, for example. It simply does not seem like a reasonable thing to have, but of course it makes sense that some people are afraid of some things for no good reason.

>>149822240
alonso got shit on by ocon, bro

>>149821762
Wtf is this real?

>>149822341
consensually?

>>149822083
Bort is doing surprisingly well considering how much Sauber is sabotaging him with shit strategies and reliability.
He's still too green to make his own strategy on the fly, like Hulk did in Semenstone.

>>149821957
he was actually good and would have been a solid #2 Ferrari driver no worse than Kimi in his second run with the team

Civ 6 platinum >>for free today on Epic, in case you don't have it already.
F1 related because F1 drivers play games on their PCs.

>>149822083
the main difference is the race pace or rather them holding their tyres together
Hulk can make them last much longer, much longer than most drivers in the midfield ironically considering that was widely considered his problem in 2023

>>149822431
>epic
>that new 2k EULA
May as well be offering free anal rape

>>149822431
it says
>coming soon

Just imagine waking up and remembering that you are mexican

imagine waking up and you're in an orc in the the world of azeroth

Imagine waking up and remembering you're not an F1 driver

>>149822230
>bezpłciowy
That makes even less sense when translated because that just means "genderless"

Imagine not waking up (in time for a 3 a.m. practice session)

>>149822177
Good Goy
Kil yourselves leaf, Payment processors should do their job at payment processing, nothing more

>>149821245
Kill yourself Jap jew. Enjoying sucking off those gaijin cocks yet ??? Your country are the one who got cucked the most about this

>>149822487
ok how about "bezlibido"

imagine waking up and you're ash ketchum about to embark on the greatest journey known to man then you bang your hot mom

(i roleplayed this)

>>149822500
That wouldn't work either because I am constantly getting hard from anything that looks like a woman with desirable breeding characteristics

bezpopęduseksualnego

Thats it, Im gonna become the next Luigi. Im gonna assasinate CEO of VISA and Mastercard. Maybe kill Stephano Domincallcuck on the way

Imagine waking up

>>149822513
My drive to drive racecars is purely sexual in nature
Without a sex drive I would not be able to perform in a racecar

>>149822523
That's illegal

>>149822499
>Kil yourselves leaf, Payment processors should do their job at payment processing, nothing more
Eat shit faggot, CC companies can die in a fire for all I care but you're just a degenerate peon defending vile smut producers.

I feel it in the water

>>149822543
The microplastics?

>>149822537
Porn is just an entertainment like F1 you retarded leaf. They banning this to control you, next they gonna control the politics they wa- oh wait, THEY ALREADY DONE THIS.

KILL ALL RICH PEOPLE KILL CEOS

/biz/ idea: 24 hrs of Peggy Lemons

>>149822557
Keep the Committee on Earth Observation Satellites out of this

>>149822523
>>149822557
whoa

>>149822557

>>149822523
>>149822557
please stop, the metropolitan police have just paid me a visit asking me to explain why i'm visiting web pages that advocate terrorism

>all United Statesiam posters have disappeared
I hope you are proud of yourself Polebro

>>149822557
pegasus is going to be all over you bro

>>149822625
>oi, you
>show me your license to read

>>149822685
>spins

GADDAFFI NO DONT DO IT

>>149822685

>>149822693
>ha jar

>>149822717

>Muh 6 godzilion destroyed 8th wdc shirts
(He) did nothing wrong

>>149822758
did he read that e-mail yet?

>>149822758
He looks exactly like the owner of my local kebab shop in this picture

>>149822758
Twist: He's the one that will defeat MBS

>be Bianchi
>don't slow down on double yellows
>crash and die
What did he mean by this?

>>149822791
>He looks exactly like the owner of my local kebab shop
SEND THEM BLOODY EYE-TALIANS BACK TO WHERE THEY CAME FRUM
>>149822758
>(He) did nothing wrong
Why would you bring up He when nobody mentioned her, we weren't even discussing albon.

>>149822814
He thought it would be funny to fuck up F1 from beyond the grave

Reminder that the halo was already in development before the crash artist known as Banksy had his incident

>>149822821
He is always in our thoughts [and prayers]

>this is the future we were promised

>>149822899
Lance as a Ferrari driver could still happen

>>149822899
We were so close to it

Not gonna post in this thread

reminder that the globohomos conceded that kwabmilton's first lap move in AD21 was illegal, so had the race ended under safety car, the penalty would put him outside the points

>>149822685
this guy approaches you at 2am on an empty train station and demands you apologize for insulting him (you did no such thing)
way do?

>>149822936
>penalty

>>149821174
>sport
more like advertisement industry

>>149821743
all them words just to say youre a whole ass faggot, huh?

Is here any insider that can confirm that Antonelli will go to Alpine?

>horner got replaced by some medshitter
>one of the junior drivers is cut

yeah I hope Max goes to Merc

>>149822939
Apologise. Then tell him to go home and get his fucking shine box.

>>149822984
yes

>>149822992
Max already had a cut teammate. Ricciardo follows all the American trends, including circumcision.

PPMG (please post more gimi)

>>149823054

>>149822936
>lauda's trained monkey
>getting penalized

>>149823063
not a real gimi

>>149823054
have you ever seen this rare gimi?

>>149823107
Well hello there you cutie

>>149823122
anon wants the other gimi

>>149823107
I might have, what's it to you?

>>149823126
Ups

>>149823127
I don't think you have. my gimis are rare

>>149823143
not if you keep posting them

>>149823188
handsome profile

>>149823143
He looks a lot like Kiefer Sutherland to me in some pictures

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrWi3EENjSE
Why is modern F1 so allergic to having tires and qualifying sessions that allow you to put down qualifying laps lap after lap?

>>149823188
if you squint hard he looks like david beckham circa 1998

>>149823232
Too exciting

Hey I got this wildly popular gobal sport that works best in sunny weather I know what I'm gunna do I'll have a massive break with it over summer, why? just because it's tradition or some shit

>>149823320
>24 races
>complains
You should, but about there being too many.

>>149823232
Because F1 has become addicted to trying to recreate the excitement of the 2010 Canadian grand prix where no-one was really sure how long each compound of tyre would last so there was a whole bunch of different tyre strategies being utilized that added a fair bit of mystery to who would end up winning the race. Ever since that grand prix (which was run on Bridgestone tyres btw) they've been trying to chase that dragon by getting Pirelli to make tyres that fall to bits on purpose if they're pushed too hard or used for too long and mess around with the allowed compounds on each race weekend, going softer to force more stops etc. In other words, FOM are crackheads who are desperate for that next high that only comes from artificially imposing multiple tyre strategies on everyone.

>>149823469
Horner is taking over at vcarb?

>>149821957
There are plenty of those glorified shitters that were supposed to be champions.
For example Herbert whose championships were supposedly taken away by leg injuries or Brundle who never landed on a great team.

>>149823560
Brundle was at McLel, no?
granted, they were running Peugeot engines so the car must have been a ticking time bomb IIRC.

>>149823651
>car must have been a ticking time bomb
ynr it blowing up on the grid right as race started

>>149819441
Wait aren't you a dude, my dude?

I'm Indian

>>149823711
we know

>>149823222
queefer sutherland

>>149823728
:|

>imagine paying for porn

>>149824059
Imagine being unable to beat Ukraine

F1 needs mode manwhores

>>149824252
haha the russian reported your comment

>>149824252

>>149820467
The cheating shit was so bad, not just because it was unrealistic and stupid but because brad pitt didn't actually fucking race anyone until the last scene in abu dabby. No fighting for overtakes, no struggling to find lap time, no defense, just doing crashgate bullshit while mugging for the camera. It was such a wasted opportunity.

Glad to see that jannies are getting paid overtime

>>149824360
>hmm i need my tire to blow up
>i know, i will just brush the gravel trap!
they should just do wacky races live action, it would so much better

>>149820583
Great, now I have a new thing to be angry about. FUck you, Belgium.

>verstappen loses championship
F1 is healing

>>149820467
>why are blatant track/sporting violations not penalized?
Sir Lewis co-produced the flick and was an "expert consultant".
Sir Lewis isn't used to being investigated for rule breaches.
>everyone in the team, especially team principal, all act like retarded faggots
>blatant unprofessional conduct
Sir Lewis co-produced the flick and was an "expert consultant".
Sir Lewis used to work with Toto and is now at Ferrari.
>sex with technical director, aka. inappropriate workplace relationship.
Sir Lewis co-produced the flick and was an "expert consultant".
Sir Lewis was discovered and supported by Ron Dennis, who could always get away with such stuff.

>>149824594
I doubt Ron Dennis had sex even with his wife.

>>149823408
massive gaps in the season is the same as less races being run continuously?
do you have comprehension problems?

jimmy

Juan

>>149824659
Maybe he didn't, but he would have gotten away with it.

>>149824673
>I need my fix I'm tweaking!!!!!!
you're a junkie

gimi

>>149824685
>>149824701
Name a more chad driver pairing. MSC and Irvine come close, but too much crossdressing.

>>149824715
Yes.

/f1/
>We have too many races, it's impossible to look forward and enjoy races because thy are every single week
also /f1/
>3 weeks break? Who came up with this retarded idea??

>>149824767
(DC wearing a dress doesn't cancel out his jawline)

>>149824788
>implying /f1/ is one person

>>149824816
/f1/ is hive mind tho

>>149824816
Every anon is just different me (I am insane)

>>149824816
it's two people:
1) me
2) a flag-hopping vpn schizo

>>149824788
both me btw

RedBull - Ford

>>149824767
Lauda-Regazzoni
Alo-Trulli

Reminder: It's not gay if you share a care with your teammate

>>149824788
two races per month, for 9 months
simple as

>>149819781
>1989
>old
Leemayo
>>149823689
Yes, dude

>>149825013
you're a homo

>>149823469
Why are people suddenly getting butthurt about capitalism?

>>149825199
actually meant for this navel pierced fag >>149825043
but seeing the rest the pole's post itt, it fits

>>149825199
>>149825241

>>149824887
maybe not more, but I'd argue they are based enough.
I think Prost-Alesi was also cool, I like when teams have drivers from the same country.

george is queer

>>149825248
i hope b*ttas kills himself

>>149820467
>>everyone in the team, especially team principal, all act like retarded faggots
So it's a realistic Ferrari and Fat Browm documentary.

>>149825241
sorry for being polish

>>149825267
straight*

>>149825311
mogged by percy pig

you now remember the korean grand prix

tit removal

>>149821976
Unironically the truth. I had a harsh upbringing growing up and surprise surprise I was always dating older mentally ill women. It was only when I hit ~30 I realized my taste in women was based on my weakness as a person.

>>149825455
Why are the cars so dirty?

>>149825455

>>149825455
Vietnamese GP 2020 was better

>>149825530
the track was barely finished, so when it rained a lot of sand and other crap managed to get on the track
if I remember correctly, the facilities weren't even finished

>>149825565
Looks like they raced in India.

>>149820772
Stroll just nerfed himself to give drylets a chance

>>149821957
Hunt

Jensen butthole

>>149822758
>sacrificed his career to defeat the great satan

I kneel

>>149825905

>>149823197
Long haired gimi was peak gimi

>>149825267
Just bri'ish innit

>>149825455
Biz idea: norf korea gp

>>149825969
inni'

>>149823188
>>149823197
>>149825950
fatfaced

fire

>>149824636
what's your favorite thing about edd straw?

>>149826035
When I see him, I feel an inner peace. I know everything's going to be alright.

>>149826035
he will die from obesity soon

>>149826065
NHS will keep him alive out of spite

>>149826014
>fire
>>149825455
and ash

Captcha has spoken. Hamilton wins the next GP

>>149826130
no he's going to ragequit

So who will probably have the best power unit in 2026? Some says its merc but ferrari has a pretty robust hybrid roadcar and hypercar development.

>>149826130
>Hamilton wins the next GP
>GP = Grim Passage
RIP

poz3 will NEVER win a wdc

>>149826174
>ferrari

>>149826174
F1TV has been harping on about rumours of 2026 being 2014 2.0 for Mercedes.

>>149826035
It's a toss up between his voice and the buddha vibes he gives off

i have a question for you, do you really believe good racing depends on "aerodynamic philosophy" and not on overall car speed over a lap? good racing is when cars are 3 seconds slower than 2025 ones, 4 seconds slower than 2020 ones
good racing depends on car speed over a lap, not car size, aero shapes or "overtake buttons"

Why was Jules going 212km/h in double yellow zone?

>>149826345
>racing depends on car speed
slow shitboxes have better racing action than F1

>>149826366
He had somewhere to be

>>149826366
To send a message

>>149826366
He was in a hurry

>>149820678
pretty sure he never said that and that just Seb and Carlos' engis telling them that

>>149826366
mental fatigue

it's always amusing when they use french 'virage' for a turn. feels kinda old fashioned

>>149826466
How do you pronounce the word "w"?

>>149826498
like w in Warsteiner

>>149826366
Really wanted to look at the tractor, he was a big farming fan

>>149826498
wuh

>>149826466
i'm mildly insulted that poles with all their hyphen laced z and s don't bother to use ä in Häkkinen

>>149826498
Same as в in Russian

>>149826366
wanted to have a smoke

>>149826548
Probably because they're not talking about Häkkinen, but Miki Hakkinena.

>>149825455
>>149825537
>

>>149826702
Webber always was a total shitter. Couldn't beat a carbaby Vettel.

How would (You) respond without sounding mad?

thinking about boob thread

>>149826751
What's the big deal about killing someone?

>>149826759
thoughts on booba?

>>149826751
>"I killed but it was an accident, now your father sexual assaults on the other hand..."

>kot is showing more interest in WRC than F1
brutal

RB upgrades will change everything, right?
Quick pour some hopium into my veins, I can't stand McLaren carbabies getting free WDC.

>>149826808
they made not a single good upgrade in the last 24 months

>>149826808
hopefully we'll get a chvck win soon so /f1/ can be happy again for a while. also I hope roscoe dies

Felix Baumgartner died

>>149826466
seem boomers here use 'visa vi' for accross the street
It's very common in my family

>>149826751
say hi to your girlfriends kids

>>149826904
he died how he lived

Last night I dreamed that Aurelia gave me a hug. It was nice.

you were my perfect friend
right there until the end

>>149826945
sometimes I have nightmares about edd straw giving birth to me

>>149826778

>>149108438
>>143094333
>>149445543
>>149607386

>>149826957
Could be worse, it still could be the other way around that you are giving birth to Edd

f1 then
>ok we're looking at doing the whole race on these tires let's see how it goes
>we're going to need you to push like hell to the end now
f1 now
>SAAR YOU'RE BREAKING THE TYRE SAAR
>tyres are gone
>manage the tyres saar coast and lift saar

Sup dudes and dudettes! I’m proud to announce…

gimi

gimi

>>149826885
Why?

>>149826904
Did he commit a Möllemann?

>>149827024
All inbred dogs like that should die an early death to stop breeders making more of them

gimillion

>>149827039

>>149827068
At least this guy can breathe

Why does Ollie look at Ocon so lustfully?

>>149827090
That's not lustful at all

>>149826904
giwtwm

>>149827068
nice horse

Dave Walker, who competed in 1972 with Lotus and failed to score points in a season where his teammate, Emerson Fittipaldi, won the championship.

>>149826366
don't ask questions
>>149827111
how?

>>149827111
yes well but you see the car was designed around Fittipaldi's driving style

>>149827068
Reminder that borzois can effectively kill shitbulls.

>>149827115
>how?
generational kwabent

>>149827126
And then everyone clapped.

>>149823122
Does he have a huge forehead or is he losing his hair already?

>>149827174
they were bred to hunt wolves, it doesn't seem so crazy

I want to see Max roll up to Spa with 12 Dutch Shephards and feed them fat juicy steaks while Lewis and Roscoe try to hide behind his electric scooter.

>>149827195
Why?

>>149827174
Like the Britman said, they can hunt down wolves. A shitbull is no match for a wolf and surly no match for a borzoi.

Will this thread get to 500 posts before the boob thread does, anons?

If the Romanian keeps spamming at this rate, then sure.

>>149827203
imagine eating carrots for over a decade

gimi

next thread should be a booba thread again

I hope you guys actually shower.

>>149827325
Impossible. It'll be #BOIO.

We get a boob thread (8008) but no boot thread (8007) or no boog thread (8009)

>>149827329
Yes but only when it rains
>>149827342
So we will be posting boys instead of boobs?

>>149827342
a welsh thread, boyo?

>>149827356
That’s not until #8015 (BOIS)

>>149827361
MODS

boobens and boobinho

>>149826678

>>149827502
those leeks are 100% of age

wtf is that frenchtard doing

>>149827549
Wholesome

But also depressing because I saw Rubinho doing that live

Bit early but screw it

>>149827595
>>149827595
>>149827595

>>149827639
>>149827639
>>149827639
mine is actually F1-related and wasn't that early

>>149827643
no
also
>#8008
wtf is wrong with you

>>149825565
>if I remember correctly, the facilities weren't even finished
And after the inaugural race, the facility staff didn't clean anything, including the press booths and hospitality rooms, so when everyone returned the following year there was literally year old food still sitting inside mini fridges (that hadn't been running for a year).
Still, I'd rather had that race at that venue back than Azerbuttfukistan, Miami or Vegas.

>>149827643
>>149827650
it's clear >we were the best franks

>>149826366
Had to keep the tyres warm innit

>>149827174
Elephants are literally afraid of mice.

>>149826366
He was racing

>>149827643
>>149827650

>>149821957
>what other shitters are over-glorified?
Antonelli

Remember the fake Apex GP Xitter account?

>>149827643
ripipee