Thread 149819513

ITT: Unbreakable records

Karelins

>>149819513 (OP)
ur moms dick count

>>149819526
My mom only had one dick

nobody will hold all these three records at the same time ever again

>>149820435
>Cheats
Mostly Spanish and French as usual

>>149819513 (OP)
How am I supposed to say this out loud?

>>149819651
Be honest, if you had the chance to kiss Cristiano's dick, would you do it?

>>149819544
And xhe is stunning and brave

>>149820589
>added the umlauts manually because the font didn't have them and/or the maker didn't know how to input them
>put them in the wrong letter
lmao what a retarded pic

>>149820677
yes

>>149819651
>>149822694
Ucl records OBJECTIVELY tainted with blatant cheating/ bribing before VAR, just like In the Sixties, you can look it up. Is not an opinión or Is blurry like arg 2022 , just pure facts.

I am undefeated in US Opens since 1984

Roonaldo in shambles. No way he getting another 1000 goals

>>149822847
he quite literally just scored in a final we won

>>149823973
whats the difference between domestic league and domestic national league

>>149823973
>1917 goals
I love how that like every year they unearth another another player with increasingly more and more outlandish records.

>>149824380
I assume domestic league just means any league that happens within the country, while domestic national league is just the actual competition. For a long time the Brazilian tournament was essentially a Libertadores/UCL of all state leagues, but often not a cup, but a group to group or group to knockout mess

Nobody is ever touching Messi's 2011/2012 records

>>149824380
National league is the first division in that case

>>149824877
>>149824380
Domestic national league goals in the pic is just goals from the firat division or equivalent

>>149820912
That retard messed up hard then, the font is based on DIN 1451 which is a German font used for public signage

>>149824907
Too late

>>149824663
what's so hard to believe about someone averaging 107 goals per season for 18 years in a row?

>>149820589
Roll the R like the dutch errr

>>149819513 (OP)
That hairline is unbreakable

>>149819544
>he actually believes that

>>149819544
>his mom was a troon
Damn

>>149819513 (OP)
Because:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GM-e46xdcUo

>>149824352
Not on /sp/ m8

>>149819651
Why not? That seems really likely to me if there is someone in really good form as the start striker of a good team. I'd say that will happen again within 10 years.

You soccer faggots are so fucking gay. There is nothing special about any of the soccer records, I mean they are special for their time but not like huge historical outliers.

Shit like Don Bradman or Gretzky >>149831487 are real examples of this and you really need to shut up with your retarded messi/ronaldo bullshit.

Nolan Ryan's strikeout record

>>149819513 (OP)
my nigga Ivankov, I miss him so much

Most career strikeouts
Most complete games
Most no hitters
Most career hits

The 56 games hit streak

Probably most career points in the NBA
No one is going to be as consistent for as long as Lebron

>>149819513 (OP)
>you now realize that Jorge Campos just came out of retirement at age 58
What the fuck.

Actually I cant say that Doncic has already averaged Jordan level ppg in a season. Scoring has skyrocketed and someone will probably average around 35 for 5 straight season

>>149833439
this, and cal ripkens 2,632 games played in a row are unbreakable imo
i also think nolan ryans strikeout record is unbeatable. modern pitchers only go 4-5 innings at best cause they're throwing so hard, nolan ryan pitched deep into games for like 30 years i dont think he will ever be matched
i think the home run record is beatable though, but dimaggio 56 games, cal ripken 2632 and nolan ryan 10 billion strike outs are not going to be surpassed i think

>>149833495
But with load management I don't know if anyone even looks or cares about accumulative stats

>>149833496
Ryan's strikeouts is insane and he has 7 no hitters on top of it

>>149823242
you are objectively a salty lil bitch

>>149833522
yeah hes truly the GOAT, of strikeouts at least, i dont think hes the GOAT pitcher. but def the king of K's
goat pitcher prolly walter johnson or cy young? from players ive been able to watch personally i'd say randy johnson or pedro martinez or greg maddux

I'm surprised Randy Johnson didn't beat it with his Strikeouts per 9 and the length of his career but he started late and wasn't good until he was 26

>>149833548
Some of the things Maddux did in his career probably wont be duplicated again either. He was unique but you cant really say who the best pitcher is they're kind of all different. Kershaw might of had that case if it wasn't for injuries

what in the 3rd world is this stat

If you put Kershaw's best season's against Pedro's peak its actually a bit better and dominated for longer but Pedro faced a guys like a Giambi in basically every lineup. You could say he's at worst the 2010s Pedro