Thread 149820385

Essendon vs GWS - 7:30pm MRVL

GWS over the line tempting. Can the Bombers keep it under 8 goals?

nick daicos

first for dosn to win in a thriller

Can't wait to read some milquetoast political platitudes from vacuous losers ITT

phones have ruined everything, something I've been saying for 18 years

>>149820400
no it was just jeets getting them

>>149820396
i hope so
t. top 9 customer

what tism song should i vote for in the hottest 100? trying to do my votes before it closes in half an hour

ol man river or greg
which one is more likely to do better

imagine if the afl looked more like this

how the fuck is going to the barber NPC behaviour?

we go to hairdressers, spastic

tism is extremely pseud and gay

>>149820396
dosn could go the rest of the year without a win.

>letting women cut your hair
please tell me you don't do this

nah I'd rather a bloke touch my hair because I'm a poofter

barbers are for swishy moustache and fade npcs. real men get the ten dollar clip down the chinky salon and enjoys having old chink tits pressed up against his back.

meant wog milf tits but yeah

acceptable substitute if you get to hear her cursing out her deadshit son in wog

i get my cuts done for free by the expensive black american guy in town who does all the nbl players because i sell him weed

>going to the hairdressers in hopes of a fleeting touch from a female
grim grim grim

Hairdressers used to make small talk during haircuts but now there's just complete silence. I don't really care, if anything I prefer the silence, but it just seems like a strange change to me.

just a bonus mate, like avoiding self checkouts so you can accidentally bush up against the alt alphoomer checkout chick's hand.

i get free haircut through ndis

i'm a norwood 5 so i just shave my head myself.

i get free haircut through scissors i have at home

>>149820469
crisp troll doll

just counted, 4 out of the 27 posts ITT have been about footy

>>149820448
Reddit the list

itt: bunch of women talking about their hair

who cutting they hair off

>>149820476
There won't be much footy discussion until 6:20.

Women??? *skimpers away in fear*

>>149820478
t. seething hairlet baldcel

>>149820455
how does that work after what the ndia did to the scheme on oct 3 last year?
support worker?

>>149820484
>Boomers were willing to flush the entire future of their country and their grandchildren down the toilet so the value of their houses would grow a few percent a year

finna make some gnocchi

>>149820385 (OP)
>GWS over the line tempting.
with jesse hogan out?

>>149820487
post tits and pintrest board

>>149820510
He was in last week and only kicked 1. Meanwhile Cadman kicked 6, El Habad Stringer kicked 4 and Tobey kicked 2. Who's going to stop those guys tonight?

>>149820526
Archer May

you cunts give me A FUCKING MIGRAINE

>>149820494
what exactly were boomers supposed to do to stop this? not secure their wealth and stability in a fiat monetary system where the money printer never stops going brrr?

this is THE list

in the future i won't leave it til the final half hour to try and compile votes

>>149820551
Yeah, honestly every generation would have done the exact same thing.

reckon I can solve most of my problems just becoming a poofter

>>149820510
my brother i have loaded up on the gws line it's going to be an absolute shalacking

fuck off with your cring australian songs shit cunt. we're such a reddit country

>>149820563
You ok mate?

>>149820551
>You seriously expect me to not sell my soul and my children's future for a few shekels?

>>149820557
didn't daddy cool come out 40 years ago?

archie roberts 25+ it's paying 2.50 btw

>>149820561
Donners are too unpredictable to gamble on. This could be one of those games where they play above themselves.

>>149820587
dude they have no leaders, they have barely played together, they are kids. gws fighting for finals, this is a percentage booster form them. it's going to be a clinic.

Im on smoko XD so leave me alone
Amyl and the sniffers fuck yeah turn that shit up, let me into the pub!!!
FUCK THIS REDDIT DOGSHIT MUSIC FUCK THIS NATION OF COMMIE POOFS

Lmao are you cunts fucking gay or some shit?

you guys right?

>>149820558
right? as far as i can see this housing bubble was baked in the moment we left the gold standard but that's easy to say now. expecting boomers in the 70s onward to have the foresight to understand fiat would turn housing from a basic need to a speculative asset class, and then decide to just not participate as a form of protest or something is fantasy stuff desu.

i can do the best asian accent itt

it's been a problem since the gfc, any boomer complicit with the housing bubble by this point does it by choice

>>149820576
like 50+ years now

>>149820484
CanberraGODS not making the list

>>149820634
crisp politicians protecting themselves while everyone else suffers

>>149820629
Prove it
https://vocaroo.com/

>asian accent
There's probably over 10,000 of those

Most Aussie music is either pretentious Melbourne trash, bogan nostalgia, or riding the haha we're australian and we cunt gimmick like the chats. slim pickings all round.

What country makes good music?

>>149820665
Sweden

We have some good music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaCfcZ_fzlk&ab_channel=COMPLETE

>>149820665
sweden

>>149820669
drainer?

>>149820665
sveden

>Bombers have a Thursday or Friday night match on 4 of the remaining 6 rounds
How fucking retarded is the AFL at fixturing? They had a floating fixture for the second half of the season too. There is no excuse.

>>149820636
Oh it’s bad in Canberra, just not as bad as everywhere else. Looking at the increase in house prices over the last 25 years here is still beyond unacceptable.

what's laura kane up to?

>swedish music
fucken fjurgen bjurgen djurgen *basshunter beat* ikea meatball *volvo engine startup* *absolut bottle smash* waterloo *rape sounds*

>>149820685
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1L4KXgBAyo

Lord Jesus Christ, son of God, have mercy on me a sinner.

>>149820683
> Looking at the increase in house prices over the last 25 years here is still beyond unacceptable.
She'll be right....

It's a long way to the top if you want a sausage roll

is there any love for a boy that has sinned?

>>149820698
but boomers had 15% interest rates!

>>149820700
>"Top" instead of "shop"
You had one job.

it's a long way to the loo if you need to do a carlton blues

she don on my giant til i bomber

whatever you do don't blame the international cartel of banking jews! they had nothing to do with it! it was uncle bob's evil plot to pick up a brick veneer in dandenong in '85 that set this all in motion!

today is my rest day lads

bladee is dogfuck

>>149820704
>15% of $75k - $11,250
>6.72% (current average variable mortgage interest rate) of $905,076 - $60,821

my parents got rekt in the housing collapse in the 80s and never got back in the market. we live in public housing now.

ate an entire bag of peanuts yesterday and just shitted them out. that felt so good

>>149820665
subjective

what's the point of the goal square now that kick ins dont have to be taken within it?

I WANT
TO LIVE

it's okay to be white

>>149820838
cringe

it's okay to be black

ALL lives matter

It’s okay to not be okay

It’s okay to be just so sad all the time

Don't call me white, don't call me white
Don't call me white, don't call me white
The connotations wearing my nerves thin
Could it be semantics generating the mess we're in?
I understand that language breeds stereotype
But what's the explanation for the malice, for the spite?
Don't call me white, don't call me white
Don't call me white, don't call me white
I wasn't brought here, I was born
Circumcised, categorized, allegiance sworn
Does this mean I have to take such shit
For being fair skinned? No!
I ain't a part of no conspiracy, I'm just you're average joe
Don't call me white, don't call me white
Don't call me white, don't call me white
Represents everything I hate
The soap shoved in the mouth to cleanse the mind
The vast majority of sheep
A buttoned collar, starched and bleached
Constricting veins, the blood flow to the brain slows
They're so fuckin ordinary white
Don't call me white, don't call me white
Don't call me white, don't call me white
Oh, we're better off this way?
Oh, say what you're gonna say
So go ahead and label me an asshole
'cause I can
Accept responsibility for what I've done
But not for who I am
Don't call me white, don't call me white
Don't call me white, don't call me white

Taxation is theft

>>149820484
Adelaide is the in form team, really making strides as it charges up the ladder.

>During covid all the Sydney/Melbourne people seething at our freedoms
>Notice our housing prices are like 1/3 of theirs
>Leverage their houses and buy 2-3 of ours
>Houses are now east coast tier but wages didn't keep up
It hurts bros... big country town vibe is getting replaced with 'fuck you, pay me' type of social interactions ;_;

Is it wrong to want Bombers to get some injuries tonight just so they have to play some players from their AFLW team next week to make up the numbers?

>>149820869
CRINGE

Lads Tiffany Salmond browses /nrl/

>>149820915
care to extrapolate?

>>149820915
NOFX aren't cringe.
>>149820869
CRISP.

Going through a 'Doors and Fours' and 'Six Years on Dope' phase right now myself.

love progress me

>>149820923
its crazy that google maps looked shit like that but back then we didn't think it looked shit

missus just said she couldn't care less about watching hawthorn this weekend

>>149820923
thats everywhere in this area its all the lebo builders making bank off prefabslop shit

theres been worse desecrations than that

>nnnooo you cant double your living space
bizarre

>>149820916
gayfl wishes they had a schizo big tit bimbo reporter like tiff

finna sell my car this thing is a fucking money sink

>>149820927
>looked shit like that
think the term is SOVL

>>149820923
Wouldn't it have been easier to build a new second story rather than build a new first floor under it?

look guys look
>>149819539
>>149819772
>>149819889
>>149820026
>>149820115

>>149820944
can a weatherboard cottage like that take the weight of an additional story?

>>149820922
tbհ that song is cringe thats why I posted it but NOFX is good, whenever I listen to dont call me white I just imagine he's saying proud to be white and ignore the faggy self hatred

>>149820923
Nevermind.
>The Castle House
Makes sense they wanted to keep it.

>>149820946
fucking hell kek thats fucking funny

>>149820916
Really? How do you know?

>>149820948
I meant demolishing the house and building an entirely new two story house instead of lifting the old one.

i know for a fact that kath browses /alf/

>>149820932
the point being the moral and the australian attitude towards housing displayed in the movie, vs the reality of modern """australia""". though no doubt in the castle 2, boomer kerrigan would've sold for a few million

>>149820946
gayfl could never

>>149820946
wtf I thought this was a joke but it's actually real
she's going to start lurking isn't she

footy media news?

>>149820946
Kath is too smart to expose her power level, keeping /afl/ safe.

>>149819772
>do you think she screenshot that herself
>ynr that's exactly what happened during gamergate

fuck the media is going to find us and seethe at our takes on everything

>>149821015
Even worse, it'll go on the news, cause enough outrage to get the cops involved and our careers will be OVER.
Time to get on the BTC train asap

while we were talking about getting our haircuts like a bunch of poofs, /nrl/ is producing gem

>>149821023
>our careers
anon, I...

>>149821027
No one cares about your dead thread and literal who celebrity.

shut the fuck up nrlsperg you can't even enjoy a good moment without turning into something negative about /afl/

fox footy needs bella leembruggen back

>>149821015
>>149821023
With the media stories about Burgoyne and NWM getting racist messages, they'll do an exposé on the dark underside of afl supporters.
Take a few screenshots of /pol/ posters that always show up here and paint it as the entirety of /afl/.

i was a cath durkin fan

I figured out how to mix monogamous relationships

yeah the media is going to do a story on how we post at 3am about having a wank and a shit

I dream of a world where Kath & Tiff are tag teaming the sideline report
And then before throwing back to the studio, they kiss each other

Thoughts on the crows this year? Can they do some damage? Seems they are a bit under the radar.

We got mogged.

>>149820951
he's not white though

>>149821070
crowing along nicely

Can GWS please give Essendon an almighty belting tonight, come on I wanna see a 20 goaler, I'm in the mood to watch a drubbing tonight

>>149821015
its been on the cards for awhile now

>>149821070
>Seems they are a bit under the radar.
Only in the sense that the media is sucking off Collingwood.

It seems to be Collingwood/Brisbane/Geelong who get talked about as the main three and then Adelaide is mentioned as the most likely team outside of those.

>>149821079
should've known tbհ

let's all nicepost tonight just in case

they're cross-posting our pathetic posts in /nrl/

>>149821070
3rd seed.

lmao, this huge NOFX fan didn't know Fat Kike was jewish?

>>149821094
stop talking about our habbening then cunt
tiff is OUR girl

>>149821094
>they're
Who? The one guy who can't stop posting here because no one posts in his dead threads?

I love football and I am looking forward to seeing the teams play tonight :)

Spaghetti bolognese (mums secret recipie with zucchini and cucumber) for dinner and I might have a tall glass of diet sprite.

What are you lovely humans for dinner? Lets go Giants I know there are a majority of Giants fans in this community! Lets hear that Giant BIG SOUND AS WE ALWAYS DO BEFORE WE PLAY!!!

>>149821100
>White Trash, Two Heebs and a Bean
There was no way to tell, man.

mate no one cares, all eyes are on /nrl/, you could admit to the rape of an entire daycare and no one would be looking itt to see

>>149821110
i hater cucumber >:(

>>149821124
fukken lul'd

Since you're all a bunch of phone posters, is the Pixel 9 Pro XL for ~$900 that's on sale everywhere currently a good deal?

>>149821140
I dont like to pay that much for a phone but I like the Pixel 7 I have

>>149821140
What can a $900 phone do that a $300 one can't?

/nrl/ has turned into a bunch of awkward losers trying to impress the one girl in the room lol

>>149820922
nofx is one of the worst punk bands in existence, get some taste retard

what does a phone need 16 gigs of ram for?

i downsized my phone quite a bit with my most recent replacement
don't actually need a better camera, couple megapixels will do - im no michaelanjello
don't need storage space, ive got a pc
don't need ram, its just a glorified reel-watching machine

>>149821178
a dedicatwed minecwaft servwer

golf kino starts soon lads

>>149820669
based death metal enjoyer

I wonder if a girl has ever posted here

Gonna start dming players a thread link everytime you guys say something racist about them

>>149821210
does dolly count?

>>149820426
>tism is extremely pseud and gay
Absolutely cringe, Tism isn't pseud and never tried to be. They're clearly obvious reflections of australian life put into musical form

>>149821197
Don't like golf, don't like any anglo invented sport I hate English people and their descendants

swear we knew essendon was shit when the floating fixture was done

>>149821233
>I hate English people and their descendants
What's your nationality?

>>149821197
I'm watching - go Rory!

>>149821246
Irish

zak butters you white cute

>>149821257
butters seems like the type of guy to be popular with black women

imagine kath seeing all the enveloping penises posts

are ya winning son?

getting into gaycore pop lately

>>149821246
Chinese

Big bomboclaat, spliff a buss inna mi head
Hot sexy gyal ah said she wan' fi gimme head
When mi fuck pussy, pussy turn red
Gymnastic, now the pussy dead

Everyone in this thread is a pasty white incel with a tiny penis

>>149821300
I'm not an incel mate

Feeling good about the Bombers tonight

>>149821300
it was until you showed up here

>>149821163
Join iMessage conversations.

nrl types are worried the saudis new rugby comp is going to gut their league of its best players
will be very funny if that happens

>carrying out kids with cancer
bruh

fuck lads, /nrl/ is red hot, more posts per minute than us by a mile

Cam Smith tees off in two groups

>>149821329
Is it Union or League?

cock used to be about 3 inches on the flop but is now only 1.5-2 inches

>>149821329
thatd be a pretty insane situation desu
cant really see any losers out of any of it

There’s like 10,000 people at the ground max. This is the death of the Essendon Football Club as we know it.

>>149821339
union

>>149821340
Lose weight.

>>149821342
nigga i reckon the drug scandal hit lower than this
this doesnt even feel that low its just injuries that go silly as soon as they get enough to make an impact its a poor management by essendon but it aint that bad just basically a very hard rebuild stop point

don’t give a fuck about nrl or the fat slag they’re simping over

>>149821342
we're in the middle of a pandemic

I'll be posting in nrl then I only come here for the post count

>>149821359
mate you are so insecure

>>149821342
People are isolating, hoping not to catch whatever it is that is fucking up Essendon.

>>149821336
Pretty pathetic though, imagine if the same thing happened with, say, Kath in /afl/? We’d have gone through 3 threads by now

>>149821359
See >>149821241. She's amazing.

so fed up how every game these days has to be the kids cancer or mens suicide or domestic violence or green poos awareness game

BRAAAAAAAAAAP

>>149821370
maybe people are worried they’ll catch cancer off those kids

its really not hard to enjoy what happened in nrl lads
its fucking funny as shit
dont be salty over something so meaningless and just enjoy it for what it is

>>149821300
my penis is larger than average actually

>>149821388
fuck off nrlsperg we don’t care

>>149821380
my jaw actually dropped for a second because I thought it was real

>>149821398
you dumb ass lol

>>149821392
same

what is this fox bullshit kek
dramatising my dosn like this fucking hell this is a bit of farvouritsm they never showed the iggs

my dick is shorter than average but i embrace it and love the humiliation

what's a reasonable margin to tip for tonight's game?

>>149821434
depends on the odds

i was watching first crack preview before and kingy was giving jay clark a hard time haha

>>149821434
Dons by 3 goals

>>149821375
if kath got sacked and started schizo raving on ig first sure

>>149821444
good, that guy is a deadset buffoon

Would you oil up your arms or nah?

good signs for the bombers

>>149821465
lol

This is gonna be shit and I look forward to turning it off as soon as possible

>>149821461
Nah

>>149821461
yep. donno why not many players do it anymore

Why does Essendon have the yellow on the guernsey?

>>149821461
what exactly does it do

STOP THE COUNT

the bombers are on fire

>>149821468
this
fiending to turn it off and do anything else but i cant resist footy when its on unless its absolute dogwater

*click click*

>>149821461
>>149821472
How do you stop the oil from getting on your hands?

>>149821479
I guess it makes it harder for players to grab you and would also make their hands slippery.

>>149821392
based kath

>>149821231
tism is peak art school faggotry

is archie roberts elite?

lol the commentator just called the giants ngubu, aliir

>>149821509
Isn't Aleer pronounced the same as Aliir?

Are bombers fans a bit fairweather?

>>149821499
>he's still seething
TISM made obvious statements about Australian culture.Its only "pseud" if you don't understand it

>>149821538
Thursday night footy is a bust for crowd sizes. They'd need to play Collingwood each Thursday if they wanted semi-respectable numbers.

...BOUNCING BALL...

>matt hill getting excited for an obviously short kick even as it gets touched through
REEE

its already Friday tomorrow

>>149821542
>you just don't get it
sure sign of a pseud enjoyer

a real barn burner so far

>>149821557
>Horse race caller talks fast in high pitch
He's amazing, goat commentator!

Matt Hill is Australia's favourite sports caller

What’s Tism? Autism?

>>149821568
There's nothing to get, you're reading too much into it.

>>149821591
A bunch of bank robbers.

Dosn turning every game in to a slop fest. Hate supporting these cunts.

sounds like sam pang is umpiring

>>149821613
I said this when I heard him last week, uncanny

>>149821604
That was a solid 5 minutes of back and forth turnover slop.

>>149821594
there's nothing to get but i don't get it huh

>game started
>still slower than /nrl/
its never been more over

Anyone got the webm of bevo running along the boundary with the security guard who looked like he’d had 2 knee reconstructions

I'll need to go to bed at half time. Early start tomorrow. God I hope my crypto takes off

farting a lot tonight

>>149821656
>/nrl/
>ai chad serving up boobies

>/afl/
>Dons serving up shit
Know where I'd rather be.

my high school sisters favourite player is matt guelfi

>>149821669
That ai shit can fuck right off. Not only is it loser behavior its illegal.

The afl has made kick-ins such a joke

>>149821669
I was Alf's ai chad but you dickheads kept having a crack at all my work so I quit

>>149821696
Im a big fan m8

>>149821696
>PG Ghibli slop
Sorry m8, but we're coomers here.

FIGHT AND WIN
COME ON ESSENDON
FIGHT
AND
WIN

hey /afl/, ever have a hertz donut?

Is this low-test sounding untermensch umpiring every game, or do they just all sound like this now?

ill give your some megahurtz cunt

>0.5 vs 2.0
Kek.

>Bombers are 1.18 since quarter time last week
Holy shit, that's a stat and a half.

Finished skyward sword last night, great game

>>149821739
fuck off cunt

ill give you my skyward sword

how do we make those ai vids?

>>149821716
They're like jockeys. Almost a different species to us mere mortals

>>149821741
fuck you

>>149821741
>>149821764
ENOUGH

Thalia is now known as Yoki

i think the only game i've watched this month is suns v pies, minus the games i've been to as a loins member
absolute puss year of footy, can we just end it early and give teams an extended break for finals? or honestly just give collingwood their stupid fucking premiership cup for coming first on the ladder, i don't want to watch another second of this shit tier footy.

when Adam was lonely, God gave him one woman, not ten

swans

>>149821753
They used to be regular blokes, sad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGBawQHhSn0&ab_channel=Jarooosa

i need fat cocks up my big ass

why didn't you lads tell me king of the hill is coming back

happy gilmore is coming back

shoes and socks just came off

>>149821802
based tiff

Come on, umpire. That is a mark or a free.

Why do the stumps hate scumps hate the bombers so much? always have always will

>>149821803
Why is it my job to keep you informed?

Last year was defs the best season in a while, lot of good matches except for the grand final

Essendon's goal kicking is making me sick.

>>149821840
>1.19
5% goal kicking accuracy.

>>149821829
i don't know it just is

>>149821838
Most years we don't get a good grand final. Best match of the finals is generally on the prelims and was last year too.

>>149821779
whats for dinner

>>149821853
Yep, grand final is always shite. Watch the prelims and call it.

I can't watch

>>149821862
Had KFC. Had soup all week so that was a good change.

0.7

Oh my God.

>>149821875
You missed one.

I just nodded off on the couch. I am that bored of this match I fell asleep

>1.21 since QT last week
this is the most grim stat I’ve ever read

uhhh good kicking bros???

my swans will beat these giants next week

>muh stats
have sex incels

Essendon might not kick a goal tonight

>>149820838
uh the 1600's called

Fact or fiction: The curls get the girls?

hope stringer does an acl and never plays again

Seriously if you are still even thinking about Jeffery epstein you are a loser

This is like the Lions v Giants game where Lions had like 10 more scoring shots but couldn't finish and GWS kicked them from everywhere when they went forward. Difference is Lions are good and had the lead for most of the game. Essendon won't. Can't waste so many opportunities.

Dosn can’t even kick a goal for all those crippled kids.

>>149821900
Fact. Girls cant get enough broccoli.

Wash your arses

>>149821904
Why?

the bomber behinds vs the giant goals

Switching over to the golf, can’t watch any more

>>149821915
For me? A slathering of anusol every morning.

>>149821915
FUCKING
THIS
H
I
S

Why are they booing that muslim guy?

Giants kicking them from everywhere. Can't miss.

>ad for property finder app
>shows a house for $1m

Bashar-El Stringa

>>149821930
Giants aren't playing tonight mate

i miss thailand bros

>>149821938
Why wouldn't it? The median house price in this shithole is now $1,034,806. A million is middle tier pricing now.

Conspiracy theorists are losers

essendon are an absolute fucking joke

I don't like alcohol
*sips a mountain dew*

Any numerology bros in chat?

>>149821944
They're training the house down and kicking them from everywhere.

>>149821947
>2x bracers
Uh... how old are these ladies?

fold Essendon

Blackistan might be the worst player I've ever seen

>>149821947
Possibly the worst looking breed of women. Might also be because I’m picturing their nasally accents with it which makes them worse

>>149821951
People called "conspiracy theorists" are just people that were right too early.

>>149821968
racist

>0.8
>7.1

>0.8
>7.1
Toby fucking up a kino scoreline. What a shitter.

>>149821961
8 scores registered
8 points on the board
8 letters in Essendon

>>149821961
I'm more of an astrology kind of guy

Jake “the flat track jihadi” Stringer

>>149821979
damn

>>149821951
more of a coincidence theorist myself

just end this shit year already

>>149821969
>I’m picturing their nasally accents with it which makes them worse

>you hab good job?
>you hab mah-nee?

i’m no longer an essendon supporter. i have officially given up.

>didn't slap $50 on GWS over the line
Why?

>>149821996
soon mashallah

>>149821996
What makes you think next year will be better?

>>149822000
>you hab smorr why penas?

GOOOOOAAAALLLLLL
GOLGOLGOLGOLGOL

its over

>>149822006
They might put the Q in the rack in the 2nd half.

>>149821969
>>149822000
>>149822012
You make fun of it, but it's really got when they lose their shit and start ranting/yelling at fast pace.

>>149822010
new leadership in charge of footy i guess
if they scrap opening round there should be a mostly even playing field in terms of injuries. not a dosn supporter but my team has been raped with injuries all year too, just been miserable.

that Dons president looks like ancient evil

>1.8
>8.1

>>149822025
>WHY YOU WRY ABAT BIGGU WHY DICCU?

>>149822022
Doubt it. Percentage is gonna be important for those teams in the log jam of 4 - 9.

>>149822025
I’d rather be with a Chinese woman & that’s saying a lot

>>149822027
Bitchmond suck bro

>>149821969
meant australian women btw

bring back sheeds, hird and dodoro

>>149822043
Australian women look great. They just hit the wall hard and early and are insufferable cunts.

>>149822043
Aussie women are quite goated bro

Australian men look shit. They just hit the wall hard and early and are insufferable cunts.

men bros....

>>149822054
Sun makes them look great as teenagers with the tan. Turns them into a leather bag 10 years later though.

In saying that, I low key love the sun ruined sternum.

I’m just so sad all the time when I watch the Bombers play

>anime
>chinese
based freshie

All women are scams, smoke and mirrors.

>>149822074
decolletage btw

I need to lose 12kg but I'm a 28 year old KHV who will never be in a relationship so I have very little actually motivating me to start losing weight and fix my habits. I feel stuck. I actually got diagnosed with ADHD and could get dexamphetamine and that would probably be the best/easiest way to lose weight and start fixing my habits.

Half time

>>149822095
28 is still young mate, don't give up just yet. You could easily fix things before you turn 30.

>>149822094
Thanks for the term, /fa/g.

i’m a pathetic loser. an absolute joke. i’ll never amount to anything, my life is basically already over.

>>149822095
i lost that amount recently. the trick was to develop diabetes

>>149822095
Just look at what you eat and change a small bit. Weight is put on/lost in the kitchen, so a small change there that you keep with will make a big difference.
Exercise just gives you some muscle/fitness/cures depression.

>>149822129
>Exercise just gives you some muscle/fitness/cures depression.
>just

>>149822095
Yeah dude getting on meth will fix those issues quickly. Will also have no impact on brain function so pretty safe option

>>149822095
80% diet 20% training. Walking is low impact and great as is biking

gyms are for insecure faggots

>>149822135
Anon only mentioned wanting to lose weight. Don't need to exercise for the skinnyfat/stick build.

>>149822095
dex and all meth pills only work for a while, eventually your appetite rebounds and when you stop taking it you're fucked

speaking of insecure faggots...

more like Fatnon

>>149822142
people think they'll look like fight club brad pitt if they lose 10kg though.

>>149822129
>>149822140
I have absolutely nothing driving me to fix myself. I have the thought to exercise or not eat poorly and then that message gets dropped somewhere in my brain before it could turn into action. I have all the knowledge of what I should be doing, it just hasn't actually transpired.

micks gonna flip

There's no such thing as hate speech.

>>149822042
not my team but that's just another example of injuries ruining a team's season. same with shitney, poort, the aints, and arguably the poos because jagga smith was looking good in preseason, though they also got raped with injuries last year. regardless, feels like a lot of teams this year just aren't contenders at all despite being decent last year because their injury list is huge and they're missing key players.

>>149822151
>I need to lose 12kg
>I have absolutely nothing driving me to fix myself
Do you need to lose it or not?

Either way, assuming you're not living with mumza who is enabling you, when you go shopping on the weekend just buy some healthier shit.
If the only food you have in the house is the new stuff you'll be forced to change.

>>149822155
>Used to have cute k-popdon girls
>Now have washed up white roasties
Think this might be the lowest point in the Don's season.

>>149822180
oh and while the iggs were shit last year and are still bad this year they've also had some bad injury niggles, including two players retiring because of them, really doesn't help

>>149822186
>when you go shopping on the weekend just buy some healthier shit.
>If the only food you have in the house is the new stuff you'll be forced to change.
I already know this, I have all the knowledge. But the knowledge isn't turning into action

>>149822155
Gen z boss and a mini vibes

Feeling tired. Probably head straight to bed after this game if I can stay up.

>>149821919
underrated post

>one chance at life
>not born an itty bitty titties and a bob

>>149822207
>Make a shopping list
>Follow the shopping list and only the shopping list
What's so difficult about that? It's not some random craving where before you notice you've eaten half a cake. Just follow the list.

You could write it out now.

>>149821947
>look at the place she does poos from!
sex havers are weird

>>149822216
keep us posted
>>149822223
you've got a point there

GEN Z MINI AND SNEAKY INK
GEN Z MINI AND SNEAKY INK

>>149821947
>Bottom right
Were Thai girls always so stacked?

>>149822229
>make a list and follow it
I've been making lists for years
>It's not some random craving where before you notice you've eaten half a cake.
I have the cravings 24/7 for everything. The only thing that makes me actually follow a list and try to restrict/discipline myself is a random chance that I wake up one morning without cravings somehow, and it rarely lasts. I need a metaphorical gun to my head.

>>149822228
You a straight retard if you wish you were born a woman instead of a man nigga

>>149822237
>girls

those gen z boss and mini videos make me so happy i don't engage with the australian agnostic/atheistic hylic material matriarchal soul destroying wageslave culture

Why do you say you need to lose 12kg? Why 12?
Whats your height and weight?

>>149822251
All these words are pointless. Grab the metaphorical gun from the drawer and put it to your head. Only you can push yourself

>>149822283
I'm 6'1" 68kg

>>149822251
>I've been making lists for years
Then follow it.
Write it out on paper and take a pen with you. Put the item in the cart and then cross it off and move on to the next item on the list.

You say you're ADHD. Make a game out of it you retard. Follow the list in order, trying to guess what isle the next item is in. Give yourself a dopamine reward by crossing the item off the list for a successful hunt.

>I have the cravings 24/7 for everything
That's just the slop talking.

>>149822307
you're an absolute flog, none of the shit you're talking about works. what you're talking about is baby steps, but you know what happens when someone just doesn't even take baby steps? it means they're stuck, they can't move. put a gun to my head you fucking cunt, it's my only option

samefag

essendon are beyond grim
no wonder jr spends his time on cinema now

sick of your narcissism masked as self loathing. hope you die fat.

>>149822318
>>>/fit/fph
Go to your people (the people posted about)

don't give a fuck about how much of a pathetic faggot you are cunt
just because essendon are playing, doesn't mean it's on topic

>>149822326
>can't handle being shit at footy
>changes to a poof activity
>can't handle being shit with women
>changes to be a poof

Can’t tell if it’s just the same sad poster larping as usual

isaac GYATko

>>149822335
I'm a narcissist? How am I a narcissist?
>>149822337
I've been on /fit/ for like 7/8 years

>Blackistan
sounds like a suburb in melbourne kek

>>149822356
Zyss was wrong. ngmi.

yeah im into fitness
fitnese big dicks in my ass

Reminder that the line was 45 points, bombers could still get the moral victory here.

Tick, tick, tick… that’s the sound of your life running out

gyms are for faggots and women

camerman gooning to duursma or what

>>149822390
I've had some pedo mates, doesnt make me a pedo

who running they fat off

>Essendon player concussed
+1 injured.

>Fucking chinese on signs in Mcdonalds restaurants

I
am
sick
of
buggos
infestation

>Carton of eggs are expiring tomorrow
Anything better to do with them than a quiche?

>>149822417
up ur arse

>>149822410
>2025
>Living in Sydney

>I'm Mort and this is how I feel about china 2.0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25tRoJV1dOA

Essendon is the gayest team

Straff must have had bad experiences with gay men when he decided to become gay then changed to asexual, poor bastard

>>149822472
gay men are creeps

>>149822472
Or imagine being gay and still not getting laid, that would be brutal.

>>149822472
He became disillusioned with women after being ignored by them for 30 years then having them suddenly flocking to him once he lost weight.
Happens to most people in the fat -> hottie pipeline.

I'm scared fuckless of women

footy is really boring. reading a book

Just watched the Doordash ad with Jason Dunstall.
He ties his shoelaces wrong, kek.

still chuckling over that arnie video posted this morn
so good

who's amie?

How do mobile phone ips work, I keep getting warned/banned by some rk9 faggit, does that mean he’s in my area?

>>149822614
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>149822417
hardboil them all maybe
i don't know if cooking something right before it expires extends that date or not really but i do it a lot

>>149822622
Have you ever seen fight club?

>>149822631
thats not a brapper

>>149822638
No but Steven May kek

Have you blokes enjoyed the cunting football tonight

I’m camping right now (and really frightened)

>>149822390
crazy how trump has managed to get his political enemies to demand he release the epstein list

>>149822660
Absolutely not

belladonna ruined me for life

I love getting drunk on alcohol

football has been fucking SHIT this year, honestly questioning whether i'll watch it at all next year, it's got so bad

>>149822660
watch out for the bush poofta mate

>>149822691
she was the hottest ever

>>149822707
same

ate 230g of protein today

>>149822707
I enjoy alcohol but I don't like feeling inebriated

>>149822739
Why?

Essendon have an indian score lol

>>149822735
Based

>>149822742
a shitty one?

>>149822741
i didn't mean to it just happened
normally aiming for about 180

>>149822749
> i didn't mean to it just happened
based my missus when she fucked my friend

>>149822707
I boozed to dangerous levels last couple and left the house at 2am to visit two closed brothels and an empty casino because I'm dumb as shit

>>149822774
crisp waba

>>149822774
couple weeks*

>>149822690
who are these

>>149822691
Bailey Jay for me. She was so pretty.

>>149822778
kek

>>149822709
crisp bottom 9 customer

>>149822784
Tobes looks 14

>>149822741
Wanting to gas some people tomorrow desu

>>149822784
bugg and dom tyson

>>149822789
stop trying to fit in

>>149822690
i like treloar because he's the only one not trying to look 'cool'

im a cute boy

>>149822784
Front guy looks like khabib nurmagemeagedov

giants have beaten the line...just

tranny porn is hot i would fuck a hot tranny if i met one

>>149822382
>45 line
Bookmakers are geniuses. Line got crossed with 20 seconds left.

>>149822830
stop watching porn, lift and seek christ.

>>149822815
can't tell whether you looked up that name to see how it's spelt

>Mark inside 50 to take a shot and beat the line
>Pass it off to a guy who fucks up the kick
Looks like I've got some instagram abusing to do.

Another rotten slopfest from Essendon, wish they would lose by 20 goals every week instead of these boring 40 point losses and shit

>>149822836
probably not considering it's very wrong

Did essendon lose any more players tonight? want my boy jayden nguyen to get a run

another thursday night banger, well done afl and good job on the rolling fixture really did great tonight

>>149822853
One of their guy heemed himself on the turf. Holding head, went off for a HIA but """passed""" and came back out.
Would sort of expect him to miss next week if they do any medical stuff properly.

>>149822834
nah shove it up your arse faggot

>40 point loss
>not even a single outstanding performance from the opposition that was enjoyable to see either
SO boring

Anyone else notice that baggy clothes have come back into fashion?

>>149822869
Bout 5 years ago gramps

There still hasn't been a 100 point win this season... I think.

>>149822869
Late 90s/early 2000s never went out of fashion.

Essendon still aren't in the bottom 4

Do you guys watch beers with boydo?

>>149822869
i'm already back around to skinny, catch up ya dags

>>149822879
dumb fuck was still in nappies in 2010

>>149822869
20 year cycle innit
the latest trend of girls tucking one side of their shirt into their bra to reveal tummy is delicious though

i hate the women wearing tights with pristine white sneakers and white socks over top
looks retarded

Is wearing my teams polo /fa/?

>>149822898
very. you should wear the shorts to.

>>149822883
guy sounds like a nonce

Australian women dress like utter shit, awful, so ugly.

my life is over, i’ve wasted it i’ve fucked everything up. there’s no coming back for me no light at the end of the tunnel.

cool

>>149822922
Cheer up lad we've got a ripsnorting weekend of footy ahead of us

i refuse to wear scarves because i dont want anyone to think im gay

>>149822911
What do you propose?

>>149822922
based brad scott

>>149822922
alright

>>149822932
That they dress better

theres lots of hot and sexy women in australia but none of them want to be with (You)

Can’t stop picturing the threads as a big tower and each post is a new level of the building wit immense meaning think I’m losing it

>>149822897
>White socks
The only thing different.

I believe in One God, the Father almighty, maker of heaven and earth and of all things visible and invisible. And in one lord Jesus Christ.

>>149822953
Amen.

>>149822953
Crisp Nicene gigachad

>>149822953
Amen.

>>149822953
Amen.

>>149822953
Amen.

>>149822953
Amen.

still don't understand what happens at the end of trading places

>>149823003
let me explain

>>149822953
Amen.

S.W.A.T. (2003)

what kino would you pick as the theme to your finals campaign bros?

i am once again saying that this season should end now, what a disgrace the footy has been this year

The only thing I look forward to is eating

>>149823021
Walkabout (1971)

>>149823021
Shot Caller (2017)

see you guys tomorrow

>>149823021
2 Fast 2 Furious (2002)

>>149823040
later gator

>>149823021
Paranoia Agent.
t. Essendon

My wretched existence finally comes to an end tonight. Thanks for the laughs. Goodbye forever.

woof woof woof

>>149823059
see you tomorrow lad

Kaczynski was right about everything

>>149823089
yes

>>149823070
>5'...
Suddenly what he did makes a lot more sense.

>>149822931
i like scarves (and gloves) but it's rarely cold enough to wear them here t. perth resident

watching youtube videos about how to poach eggs

>>149823144
How's it going?

i can’t poach eggs ive tried so many times

Getting fucked up the arse lads

its just one of those days

>>149823179
giwtwm

>>149823144
Just finished making my quiche. Probably needed to cook it a bit longer as the bottom is a bit too soft for my liking (but I'm guessing a lot of that is to do with the silicone tray I used).
About 3 eggs consumed so far.

>>149823165
good, thanks for asking

>>149823169
youtube it m8

>>149823189
good job mate, i was thinking of making a florentine soon myself

>>149823165
i don't want to talk about it

invented a sauce lads

i’ve got ya sauce right here *unzips*

*puts the secret ingredient in it to make it special sauce*

won a regatta today lads

>>149823285
same
>>149823286
same

I've survived 3 plane crashes

Essendon: where's the media frenzy?

watching some old finals, any specific ones that you guys recommend? any good rivalry matches?

>>149823308
based boeing jet enthusiast

>>149823308
same

>>149823308
based bane

>>149821336
they almost reached the bump limit tonight!

I've survived a submarine implosion

>>149823330
sorry mate we don't watch football here

Oh my god I just want to violently injure someone

>>149823357
same

>>149823370
How's it going mate?

>>149823308
>>149823357
Is this Who Am I? I guess Ethan Hunt

gayposting is hilarious

>>149823387
Get fucked worthless maggot

>>149823357
shouldn't have excluded white males and not used gamepads mate

>>149823357
Hi John Smith

I’m just so MAD all the time

>>149823402
things that didnt happen

>>149823330
2018 gf

>>149823359
what's the deal with hungry jack
like what kind of a food is it
also do you guys have chick fil a

>>149823411
meant for >>149823308

I've had a plug up my arse for over 10 hours now

>>149823422
Hungry jacks is literally Burger King, they lost the branding in Australia back in 2003 and had to change

>>149823308
Gerry Geltch

>>149823440
that sounds shite
i fucking hate burger king

>>149823456
i fucking hate you

>>149823330
have you seen the 2018 grand final? that's probably the best in of the 2010's
2016 prelim between the doggies and gws
2005 semi final geelong vs swans

>>149823456
hungry jacks sucks in australia they just lather on sauce in the hopes of covering up the disgusting beef pattie they serve

i have a headache

>>149823489
I don’t have time for this, mate

i have a heartache

>>149823486
trvke

>>149823419
meant 2018 legal high scoring grand final

I’m gonna give my 8 year old son ice cream for breakfast

WOW COOL STORY FAGGOT!

>>149823493
you gotta get it on?

>>149823440
what sucks is you can't get the crowns here anymore afaik

fuck i love heat so much

lol

getting married to your mate's twin sister must feel weird

it's basically saying to your mate 'yeah if you were born a girl i'd marry you'

>>149823566
based mann appreciator

I can’t cook you a healthy vegetable dinner I’m too tired
*sits and watches tv from 5 to 10*

the fuck is a "vegetable dinner"

>>149823308
based lucky larry

you after i throw you in a pot with some herbs

what's it like being raised by educated non-bogan parents?

>>149823629
no idea

>chronically depressed anon is coincidentally vegan
shocker

>>149823649
I’m not vegan if I eat ice cream for breakfast

last night i had one of those nights were you just goon and goon and goon all night long, videos upon videos you just keep going for hours and hours and hours, more videos more videos then you finally finish and wow what a waste of time i should of just gone to sleep for fuck sake

i need to stop

Flogged my knob so many times and for so long one day that my foreskin became swollen.

*be’s malnourished as a child due to poor diet*

>>149823707
same

my balls ache because i haven't coomed in a while

watching residence 51 cured my porn addiction

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qnva-NNPbY
HER BRUISES FAAAAAAAAAAAAAADE FROM BLACK TO BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE

>>149823828
go saints btw

>>149823828
notice how it's all essendon lmao

what a plastic club

absolutely flogging my arsehole, might even prolapse if i try to gape it

>>149823828
Tonight was Essendon's third lowest attendance at Docklands
>>149824098
No don't prolapse it

Poort are a soulless plastic faggot club, fuck I hate them

>>149824138
turns out i couldnt

>>149824231
Good

faggots disgust me

>>149824365
i'm not gay i just enjoy anal play

go swans btw

last for the bombies

last for iggs

remember everyone, we're postmaxxing all this round, staying in one thread until it goes and then migrating to a newy after the old one expires

>>149824702
bozo now I have to make a thread

>>149824732
we're not going, we're postmaxxin this round

>>149824784
you don't speak for >us

>>149824850
i do speak for us

>>149824868
are you me?

>>149825090
lovely lesbian on the left
probably right too

good ella is so cute
how do i make those ai videos btw?

>>149825217
you need xboxheug vram/ram in your computer to make them

scoops is live on youtube right now

>>149825482
is he going bang?

>>149825833
no idea i don't watch/hear his stuff

I wish straffo was still posting on twitter such a shame he got all up in his feelings about elon.

his insta's pretty boring these days too

>>149826022
yeah now that he's getting regular action he's become a gay normie, sad.

>>149826042
he's an "aroace" now and spends all his time watching films and writing reviews no one reads and consooming pop culture slop

>>149826074
wtf is aroace
if it's some super gay shit i don't want to know
i don't believe he's actualy gay either he just couldn't pick up chicks for obvious reasons and then tried the gay thing thinking maybe he'd get his rocks off that way probably didn't work either

Imagine try to slide your cock between the big lads enormous arse cheeks.

>>149826197
>aroace
aromantic + asexual. doesn't want intimate relationships and doesn't want sex of any kind. turbo schizoid basically
i have no idea about the gay thing's ending. he said he's gay then did a huge turn around and declared himself "aroace" within two-ish weeks of that

>>149826220
rather not

>>149826255
Tried some knob and didn’t like it, I reckon.

>>149826283
i don't like to assume things without evidence, but that's a plausible theory

>*can't get laid no matter what you do*
>haha actually i'm aromantic + asexual haha
gigacope from poor bloke here :(

straff abandoning footy to be a basedball and effjuan cazzie was where everything started to go wrong

understandable since he was a dosn fan

I’ve been watching this shit team for 34 years and I never decided to be a faggot.

love her

>>149826331
>>149826283
it's funny how he shat on 4chan saying everyone who used the site was a nonce
and also that he's a strongmind guy with hard takes on everything no exception
then he gets a real job probably was immediately bullied pulled the mental health card
and then in a desperate bid to get some action tried the gay thing and realised it wasn't what he thought it'd be and more akin to noncery than how straight people do it
tried it anyways probably disgusted by it

and now he's lost all credibility and dignity but in a desperate cope he's found some random term that he can apply to himself because he's just big fat ugly incel aka the people he used to despise on here and bigfooty that would troll him

i'm not a man that suggest people should pay for it but in the big lads case it would have been the best thing for him

imagine if he bought a girl like when he was 19 or something got the water of his chest he'd be a completely different human being

i even think he should have got a mail order bride even though once they get residency or citisenship they'd leave him but he'd at least have 6-9 months of what it feels like to be in a relationship

ahhh well the tale just keeps getting sadder and sadder

There’s a bit of all of us in the big lad.

i'm just so sad all the time

>>149826649
a straffo lorddobby arc would be just the thing to revitalise straffposting in alf

>>149826220
imagine the hairs with poo specks attached to them

Alarm went off nice and early (4.30am), but I can't be bothered making a new thread

>>149829381
we are postmaxxing bozo

>>149825090
i love them so much

>>149829584
not me i’m not

>>149825090
breeding program with harley and ginbey when