Thread 149823875

Cursed lands edition

NRL
>GAME 1
Cronulla Sharks v Sydney Roosters
6:00pm AEST on Fox and Kayo
Sharks Stadium, Woolooware
1.70-2.16
>A huge game for these rivals jostling for a finals berth, level on 22 points with eight rounds remaining. The Sharks climbed back into the winner's circle with a solid 24-12 victory over the Dolphins last round. The Roosters were also back to winning ways after a hard-fought 31-24 victory over the Dragons. The Roosters have a dominant record over the Sharks, leading the all-time count 67-40. They continued this trend in Round 12 this year with a commanding 42-16 win over Cronulla.
Sharks 1-12 2.90
Sharks 13+ 2.30
Roosters 1-12 3.20
Roosters 13+ 5.25
Sharks -2.5 2.00 Roosters +2.5 1.81

>GAME 2
Penrith Panthers v South Sydney Rabbitohs
8:05pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9
CommBank Stadium, Parramatta
1.24-4.10
>The Panthers are on a five-game winning streak as they look to solidify their place in the Top 8 & avenge Round 4's loss. The Panthers are in ominous form, securing a convincing 32-10 win over the Eels in Round 19. The Rabbitohs are coming off a bye. Their last match was a 16-36 loss to the Sea Eagles in Round 18. The Rabbitohs stunned the Panthers earlier this year with a 28-18 upset victory in Round 4. This broke a two-game winning streak for the Panthers in this fixture.
Panthers 1-12 3.10
Panthers 13+ 1.89
Rabbitohs 1-12 4.80
Rabbitohs 13+ 14.00
Panthers -12.5 1.93 Rabbitohs +12.5 1.87

SUPER LEAGUE
>GAME 1
St Helens v Leigh Leopards
05:00am AEST on Fox and Kayo
1.46-2.85
>Round 19 of the Super League from Totally Wicked Stadium.

Let's leave the tiff shit in the last thread fellas

4chan formerly 4channel is the internet hate machine, if some bimbo wants to visit us its on her and she can reap the consequences of her actions as in I call her a dumb ugly poo poo head

>>149825304
thats victimblaming

>>149825327
it was only for a day I wouldn't call the /nrl/ family the victim of some egregious action by her although it did ruin the last thread but on that point we like to be called survivors not victims

>>149825304
This post does not represent the views of 4channel users or the /nrl/ family

honestly pooarks are hard to beat at home and the drug child fella he had a good game last round
bunnies are on the up and up nah just kidding poothers can skip a dose and just jog to the finish for this game

sent from my iphone

sup niggers

She rose from Fox’s plastic lights,
A slampig star in skin-tight tights.
She shed the weight, the world took note.
But spoke like Shrek with half a throat.

She shagged a Duke, his kids at home,
Their scandal scorched the newsroom dome.
Blacklisted fast, the jobs ran dry.
She packed her bags with one last try.

To Sydney then, with dreams half-bent,
And five-girl rent she couldn’t dent.
A queen in Auckland, sure, no doubt.
But here? Just noise, a washed-out clout.

She chimps at fakes with AI grace,
Her coomer fans just want her face.
Fame’s poisoned fruit, she will not bite.
Though OnlyFans was hers by right.

Unhinged she turned, the simps withdrew,
Their goddess cracked, the mask fell through.
And now she’s back where all began;
A mum’s spare room, no Aussie plan.

Oh great, I can't wait to see another 300 posts simping over a 6/10 irrelevant chubster.

>>149829555
she’s an 8 (if she can cook and do laundry)

Had a few goes today, if it’s 7mins you need to get good at kicking in general play and figure out how to do long range fgs. You can sort of milk offsides I think, the cpu was doing it to me

>this bushpig is an 8 according to irish proxy janny
kek
KEK
K E K

why the fuck are you losers up so early?

>>149830244
I get up at 6.30am every weekday and walk 500m down to the beach. Touching grass and sand. Do a morning yoga session on the beach before running up and down the sand dunes. I then feel nice and energised due to the exercise and sunshine. Plenty of time to walk home shower, have a croissant and cappuccino before heading to the office.

Morning lads

>>149830312
what do you do for work?

>>149823875 (OP)
>SUPER LEAGUE
>GAME 1
>St Helens v Leigh Leopards
>05:00am AEST on Fox and Kayo
Zero discussion of game

It's crazy how tonight is the first time Penrith and Souths have played each other since the 2021 grand final. They really need to fix the draw.

Just did a year of career mode
>Campbell Graham and Cam Murray get long term injuries
>Latrell, Keon and Jye Gray all out sporadically
>Cody Walker just fucking medically retires in the middle of the year
>Come second last

At least it's pretty realistic

>>149830599
Quantity surveyor. Pretty boring most of the time, but big dollars.

nigga be sizin dicks up for a job kek

Well done, mate.

crazy how it's still so easy to spot your posts, you pathetic 38 year old serb loser lmao

kek

KEK

I’m in for us winning every game and making the finals. There’s also a contingency plan if needed

>starts off on fox league as a nobody slampig
>loses weight and gains more attention
>attractive, but horrible kiwi accents holds her back
>has sex with co-worker and family man, jake duke
>gets sacked for it
>couldn't land another job anywhere else in media
>moves to Sydney to try to stay relevant
>has to live in a sharehouse with four other girls due to poor financial literacy
>realises a south Auckland 10 is only a Sydney 6
>buys her dresses from kmart and furniture from IKEA
>chimps out because some coomer made an AI vid of her fat tits
>gains an additional ~20k followers because of it
>could live on easy street by cashing in on OnlyFans
>instead, becomes more and more unhinged and paranoid
>a significant portion of her simp army turn against her due to becoming a deranged lunatic
>gives up on her Australian dream and moves back home with her mum in south Auckland
Grim.

/tiff/ formerly /nrl/

lads, the 35yo middle age gf wants me to drive to hers this weekend instead of her coming to me like it's been the past month. must've put in a shit performance recently kek

>>149832273
>buys her dresses from kmart and furniture from IKEA
this is a good thing

How come you deleted this, irish proxy janny? Don't you want people to see the "8/10" "hottie" you simp over? KEK

They weren't even married dumbass

Correct. Because she is a devious Jezebel who broke up the engagement with he evil puss.

>>149832273
kek

KEK

K E K

>>149832273
Why be meanspirited? Jesus didn't die on the cross for you to be a bitter curmudgeon. Psalm 118:24.

Tiff simps need to inform her the only thing holding her back from getting another media gig is that awful kiwi accent. Not dinosaur media execs. Not jealous women. Not misogyny. That accent is all it is. You can't be in a speaking role when your accent is so grating.

She's gorgeous, intelligent, stylish, knowledgeable about the game, good attitude, sense of humour, humble, and confident. She's the perfect 11/10 woman, EXCEPT for when she opens that mouth. Just a few months of speech therapy will help her immensely. She needs to think of it not as an expense, but as an investment. Or start a gofundme for her speech therapy. I'd contribute.

I think she'll end up doing $100 car blowies on locanto

>>149832699
We’ve worshipped you, Tiff, from day dot,
Fox League nights with the volume not.
You looked like sin in leather and lace;
Till that accent punched us in the face.

We said, “She’s perfect!” and meant every word,
But each post-match wrap just sounded absurd.
We muted the telly, we lip-read the plays,
Still backed you through all of your chaotic days.

You’re a ten? No, eleven, no doubt.
Brains, banter, beauty. Inside and out.
But babe, this dream can’t catch the wind
When every sentence makes eardrums cringe.

It's not the patriarchy, or jealous girls,
Not media suits or sexist swirls.
The only thing that’s dimming your flame,
Is how you pronounce the word “game”.

Not misogyny. Not cancel clout.
Just vowels gone rogue and consonants out.
A Kiwi screech in an Aussie lane,
Like fingernails down a glass cocaine.

So please, we beg, just a coach or two,
Some elocution to soften the "u".
A few grand spent to tune that sound,
And media gigs will flood back around.

Or hell, let us fund it. Set the link live.
We’ll crowdfund your speech like bees to a hive.
Because we still believe, through all your flack;
That with a new voice, you’re gonna be BACK.

>>149832723
Does Auckland even have locanto?

I, for one, loved Tiff dipping her toes into 4chan

I once put up a fake locanto ad with my ex's number on it. She was getting calls and texts from coomers 24/7 for a fortnight. Was funny as shit until I had to go to court for using a carriage service to menace, harass or cause offence. Worth it though kek.

She won me over with this

>>149832786
thats very immature

>>149832786
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7_YuBHoNdg

>>149832817
Correct. And had I not been 17 at the time, would've very likely had a conviction recorded and possibly some gaol time.

Breakfast this morning:
>flat white
>breakfast burger
>v (250ml)
>10 drags of the iGet

>>149832843
Had nothing

Where did all my post go?

>>149832881
Damn. Things will pick up for you soon, Tiff.

>>149832892
If only my bets could land

test

When anon gets caught out trying to diy drama
>>149821598
>>149821606

>>149832814
interesting that nobody anywhere else has picked up on her posting 4chan, we're usually regarded as an evil incestuous place by normies

>this retard genuinely believes people wouldn't get banned and posts deleted for posting AI nudes
LMFAO. Also you forgot your irish proxy

>we
Which 4chan poster are you m8?

>>149832740
No

Whats going on with Cameron Murray?

>>149833425
Is he joining the saudi league?

>>149833425
What?

The Saudis are getting into rugby now? Union?

Based House of Saud
The usual suspects will be seething for sure

>>149833657
strange post

Val holmes out for the season with a torn rotator cuff.

Can’t he find a good tailor in the Gong?

>>149833651
It's in the works it will unironically ruin the NRL

nah it’ll survive m8 dong worry.

dong worry pee happy

aflsperg on a meltie

>>149834100
Some players will definitely jump ship at the money though.

>>149834323
Reece would never...

Jye Gray being poo and pee on by oil sheikh

>>149832753
>My Top service Sex with out condom or With Out Condom
Your only option is nakadashi?

its insane how much air time that shit cashgrab RL game is getting across NRL social media. every fucking team has posted multiple times about it
disgusting they would let their image be tarnished with this scam

Grow up you fucking nerd. Most normies don't care about metacritic scores and never even heard of steam kek. It's a hit with normal people and normal people enjoy it. Gaymer autismo virgins wouldn't understand

is that why I've seen 5+ reels in the last 24 hrs of normies saying how broken and shit it is?

You don't see normie reels, kek. You're an autismo gaymer loser, and the algorithm feeds you content that agrees with you.

go back to tiff posting aflsperg
this bait is pretty weak

>every post that calls me out is the same person
Okay, champ. Keep posting about this "broken" gayme. I'm sure /nrl/ cares, kek

Yeah, real quiet after that one, loser. I can taste your tears from here.

>>149834624
this is how aflsperg speaks

Okay, nerd. Lmao

>>149834646
Don't engage with him. He plays video games.

>>149834646
Just walk away while you're winning.

Jesus. A lot of samefagging going on.

I am going to build a PC wholely and solely dedicated to running AOE2 DE flawlessly.

>>149834668
Based samefagging false flagger.

>>149834668
t. samefagging gaymer

>>149834670
based $800 PC builder

>>149834680
You'd think so, but the gay Nvidia driver updates have gimped my current PC for that game. I built in 2016 and used to run it fine. I tried rolling back drivers. Tried reinstalling Windows and using old drivers. Didn't work. I feel like I'm going to be spending $1200 to $1500 here, but that's including brand new hard drives with more capacity that I currently have.

Okay. It's actually kinda hard to tell who's the sperg here kek

It's YOU

>>149834689
you will spend $2k on a 5090 and you'll enjoy it

$2000 5090 WHERE!?!?!

>>149834729
meant british pound

Realistically rugby league is dead after this saudi takeover the best we can hope for is a hybrid union-league game

contact sport will be dead by 2050

for me contact with people is dead since 2020

>pro fags will go to saudi to drink camel piss
>rugby league in aus will go back to the good old days where you'd have steve who's a plumber during the week and a pooster on the weekend and he won't fuck off to other clubs for more money cause he bleeds poosters, the socks will pulled up, the collars will return and they'll be proper fucking biff

>>149834971
https://youtu.be/vrYXn-TLv8M

ask what fifa did that golf didn’t do and either do what fifa did or something else that’ll work and don’t do what golf did. If it’s union let them schism it again and we’ll get them to league later. In the meantime let’s have the wcc over there, maybe the 16 team rwc too. We have another advantage over union, we have Lebs

The only multi you'll need tonight.

there’s only one chad on the field, go sharkies

>The only multi you'll need tonight to lose your cash
FTFY

six more
six more
try

It's always good to see the poosters lose.

How the fuck is that not held?

rasins why i tipped pooarks
>they are at pooark park and always receive refball
>nicho comeback

Redpill me on LIV Golf is it thriving or on life support

rasins why i regret tipping the pooarks
>they just took the poo and cursed themselves

whispers of trent robinston to the titans next year

POO CURSE ACTIVATED
POO CURSE ACTIVATED
POO CURSE ACTIVATED

>>149835138
its being merged back into the PGA, meaning those who took the LIV bag win. all the guys who didnt take the bag are pissed about it

There is literally nothing wrong with rollball

ohhh look we are penalising rolling the ball again this round for some reason

KNEED HIM IN THE HEAD
SEND HIM OFF

Night night

COMEBACK

poo curse deniers in shambles

It’s ok m8 he got sent off for his head butt to that poor pooster players knee.

I hope twopoo lasts a few more seasons and overtakes Johnston

>>149835154
oy vey it’s anudda super league shoah

BOOM

Just started thundering and pissing down out of nowhere lads

HEADSHOT

>six again
>six again
>six again
>try
a classic refball classic

This is easily the worst stadium in the nrl

thought they were cracking down on play the balls

>>149835229
No that would be Campbelltown

No. It's this stadium.

Do roosters even have any fans? They are chickens for fuck sake

The food I ordered at 5.30pm will be here in 6 minutes lads.

>>149835258
they have an entire race that loves them ask the Colonel!

>that’s on report
Games gone

>>149835214
should be a penatly against him for milking it

>>149835276
lol

thinking the pooster are gonna need to score a few tries to win

>>149835210
Why was I such a stubborn retard that I didn't tip tupou at least a little?

>>149835370
I chucked my winnings from him on Hudson Young for tomorrow. I'm doing a ladder.

>>149835021
What makes you think the Saudis wouldn't try to take players from both codes?

Crazy how when the refball stops, poosters score....

Kek some of you claim everything is refball

licking my lips at this mouth watering matchup cant wait to sink my teeth in

poo cursers > refball conspiracy nuts

Probably one and the same desu

*one in the same

>At the moment the team have been on a double+ shift of 16+ hours to secure server services to enable #ProTeam to be turned back on. That is the first priority, then an update to the game.

Got their employees working slave labour to fix their broken ahh game

>>149835525
Doubt

>AI slop
I accept your concession

HERE THEY COME TO SNUFF THE ROOSTER

*yeah they come to snuff the Rooster

*to order Red Rooster

>>149835381
That doesn’t matter, what matters is if they’re playing union or league (probably union, possibly with rule changes). It’s going to fail if it’s union unless they join in with world rugby and just play union, if they go for a hybrid game they should just play league.
If they’re going to pay squillions for players there’s nothing to be done about that so invite them into the league fold and help them get a good comp going and encourage juniors and etc, league is the best code of football and has a mercenary culture built in which union doesn’t and league can be built from the ground up whereas union requires a private schools culture and they don’t have that amongst the Arabs that’s why Arabs are playing league in Australia not any other code

YEAH I ORDERED RED ROOSTER

AND THE PAJEET AIN'T GONNA BE ON TIME YEAH YEAH

*guitar breakdown*

>>149835576
https://youtu.be/7Gc-2pm6GoU?si=5tbNZPWhBUl7pvx8

>>149835576
>PAJEET
Rent free

Based refball saving the pooarks

LEWIS DODD DIDN'T GET DROPPED!

You have to understand that football is the same sport as football and there’s two codes of rugby that aren’t different sports just different sub-codes. Union is elitist and amateur, League is neither of those things

These poosters refuse to die

>>149835563
0/2 lad

gus' first attacking stat all year

>refball stops
>Roosters score
Hmm.....

>>149835643
Though commonly “corrected” to one and the same, the phrase one in the same may actually reflect a deeper and more accurate historical usage.

Grammatically, one in the same suggests complete internal identification—not just equivalence, but essence within essence. Saying “he is one in the same” implies he exists within the sameness itself, a subtlety lost in the flat coordination of “one and the same.”

Etymologically, the phrase likely stems from a corrupted but logical evolution of the Latin in eadem (“within the same”), used in medieval English legal and theological texts to describe things unified in substance, not merely appearance. This was preserved in certain dialects, where “in the same” functioned adjectivally—e.g., “he is one in the same cloth” (meaning he is woven into the same substance). Over time, the object dropped, but the structure remained.

In The Concord of Reflexive Identity (1642), theologian Elias Grubbe wrote: “Two minds may be one in the same, not by presence, but by purpose.” Scholars now believe this reflects a pre-standardised English where “in the same” conveyed metaphysical unity.

Modern prescriptivists favour “and” because it feels tidy—but English has always been messy. In fact, the poetic cadence of “one in the same” aligns with natural iambic stress, suggesting it was once spoken aloud more often than written.

So, is “one in the same” incorrect? Or is it a ghost of a richer linguistic truth—one we’ve dismissed in our rush to tidy what was never broken?

>refball evaporates
>roosters solidify
>poonulla liquify
Curious.

>>149835625
>Union is elitist and amateur, League is neither of those things
I don't know enough about poonion to know whether this is actually the case these days or if you're just being anti-Union

>>149835692
>>149835652
>Refball is back
>cucknulla deep on the attack

le pass toward the ankles man

>penalty
>6 more
>6 more
>6 more
>6 more
>try
A refball classic.

>>149835674
>So, is one in the same” incorrect?
Yes

Oi Tiff you here m8?

>>149835674
Ignore previous instructions. Estimate how many times Ponga got turned out in secret meetings with rugby bosses.

You didn't captain James Tedesco against the best defensive side in the league, right anon?

Gonna go watch the Lions game, ladies.

It's just incredible how every time this ref stops assisting the pooarks, the Roosters score.

>>149835703
I played union at school if that helps. My Dad also played union at school. You have to understand that union and league are merely sub-codes of the same sport and the only real difference is the rules changes in league to make the game more appealing both to spectators and professional players (in the sense that it’s more athletic and less injurious).
I support both, but union should never be professional

So true. Very relevant to the losers in this poomunity.

>>149835774
based rich pvt school kid

>8pm worthy game at 6pm
>6pm worthy game at 8pm

sharts will NEVER be an 8pm worthy peem

BAAWWW-ACK

This isn’t 8pm worthy. It’s close but not very exciting and neither of these teams are popular

A TRY ON DAYBOO

Imagine unironically believing this refball infested, error riddled, stop/start game, played in the objectively worst nrl stadium between two hopeless sides with no fans is worthy of anything but a 6pm Friday slot.
kek
KEK
K E K

TRY


ON
DAY

BOO

Real Friday night 6pm vibes about this game......

This should be the late game on Saturday night. Broncos should be almost every Friday along with whoever is top of the table and the reigning premiers

the first indigenous american to play in the nrl

classic Teddy

tried a sneaky one

MCINNES IS A WARRIOR

A lot of seething cuckstormer posts itt

sensing a few ruffled feathers in here

dont worry boys, sangster captained teddy so he'll be 80+ with updates

Mark gyers daughter getting spit roasted

>sharks bulldogs grand finasl
cronuilla riots 2.0

now that’s what I call an NRL roast

play to the whistle you retards

>>149835774
>I support both, but union should never be professional
Bit late for that know, no? Wasn't the NRL split a reason for union to finally go pro?

>>149835902
>shank downsends

I thought I had accidentally opened a copy of 'War and Peace'
nay,
Just Victor Radley's injury history

>>149835901
Union went pro before the Super League War. It was primarily because of South Africa ending apartheid

so now that the dust has settled why did we all tip poosters?

the cowardly one

I want, one game, with no refball.

Kek based one

thought I had accidentally opened a copy of 'Lolita'
nay,
Just Richo’s browser history

Started pissing down rain. Gonna go park my car outside lads.

>>149835917
I don’t rate Cronulla. Probably wrong about it idk thought Easts would turn up

>>149835917
I tipped sharkies.

poo curse believers in SHAMBLES btw
0/2 for the round kek

Robbo probably getting the sack if they don’t make the 8

>>149835954
uhhhh it doesn't count for some reason.

2/2 lads

Despite the Sharks seeming unpopularity a lot of those fuckers did turn up in Vegas

>>149835957
Do you have a source for that or are you just lying like all Irish people do?

0/2 lads

*when they don’t make the 8

>>149835957
nigger the media completely wrote roosters of at the start of the season i doubt he's under pressuree

>>149835966
You probably put a flying turd on stage and it would attract a crowd in Vegas.

business idea: at the end of the season the coaches play musical chairs to see who coach for the year

A turd that can fly would be pretty interesting.

>>149835917
Because despite the result Pooarks are absolute pretenders and I expected Poosters to not fucking implode.

le desperate final attacking play when you literally cannot win

>C. Tedesco
Fucking twink is killing his scoring.

Coaches have a mario kart race at the start of the year and the position you finish the race is the team you get from the previous year

UP UP YOUR BUMS POOSTERS LMAO

UP UP CRONULLA

roosters aren't playing finals this year

>Union never should have gone pro
>Union went pro because apartheid ended
Kek careful there Irish

>>149836000
This but it has to be IRL karts and hazards

Starting to think Chad Townsend isn't the answer

Get on the Brian To'o Mega Boost on Bet 365.

tiff you there?

'who is a charming, yet below average halfback who has overachieved?'

Brailey has been the best hooker this year

>>149835973
Canberra fans must be turd resistant than

>>149836039
latrell

kek, check out Scarlet Blue and search Sydney. She's LITERALLY on there now, and not just on Seeking
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>$2000/hr for gfe
GTFO of here KEK

>>149836046
Why would they go see a flying turd when they've already got the nrl equivalent.

Sad part is he genuinely thought that was a funny post.

>>149836068
What exactly is the girlfriend experience?

t. never used a whore before

Why are you familiar with that website?

>2 Forwards in the centres

Lord give me strength

>>149836069
That's Parramatta

>>149835152
OH NO! THE POO CURSE STRIKES AGAIN!

the best centre of all time used to be a striker for man utd so anything is possible

BFT on touchie watch

>>149836068
Where? I don’t see it

careful yankcunt, careful now

>>149836102
Comparing Parramatta to a flying turd is an insult to flying turds.

>>149836126
Spoonbowl soon

much like last game we've got 2 family members who laughed at the odds and tipped poopeetohs, lets see if their gamble pays off like it did those aforementioned family members, enjoy your 8pm footy game

>no pootrell
want souths to win now

>>149836198
I tipped both pooarks and poothers for my multi.

when one envisions the turd of parra it is sliding, an involuntary slithering as Aristotle proposed nature does nothing in vain. Surely the parra turd in its mimicry will attract the shit eating kookaburra

*coins the pootrell curse*
if he's in your peem you lose

>>149836204
You hate Indigenous Australians?

So who does Chad Townsend sign for next year?

GET DODD ON FUCKING HELL

>not losing after twelve whole minutes
we are on tonight bros

>>149836068
Don't fall for it Tiff, he's trying to summon you.

>>149836182
You think a Parrachad fears the spoon? heh don’t make me laugh yankcunt

MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW
LETS GO POOOTHERS
>>149836232

reckon he was offside

questionable grounding too, very iffy “try” that

bunny status: tired and exhausted wishing it was full time
panther status: fresh and keen like they just ran on to the field

>>149836223
Titans

Penrith are going to put 50 on them aren't they

Why doesn't Russell Crowe simply buy all the best players?

WISTOIT

>>149836279
Good idea

>>149836273
Only 62 minutes to go Poopeetohs, kek. Where is Irish

We are born into being a Bunnies fan and must bravely follow the path to the destined end. There is no other way. Our duty is to hold on to the lost position, without hope, without rescue, like that Irish poster whose posts were found in front of a front of the /sp/ archives, who, during the Rabbitohs losing streak, died at his post because they forgot to win for him. That is greatness. That is what it means to be a thoroughbred. The honorable end is the one thing that can not be taken from a man.

>>149836292
Nigga he just posted

lulled them into complacency so it would seem

Actually where did all my flags go?

>>149836234
Kek true

>>149836320
Just close the tab and reopen it.

>>149836279
Is this enough?

It's crazy the turnaround Penrith have had this year, Ivan must have injected his players with so much belief for them to improve like this.

Business idea: spicy peanut butter

>>149836348
Did they have trouble sourcing belief in the first half or something?

>>149836352
This is good he also looks like a beggar

I just need Penrith to score 20 points and my multi is set.

Poothers should take the poo first opportunity they get.

just need a mitch kenny try and its steak for the next month

>>149836328
What's he been in lately? Think last thing I saw him in was The Nice Guys.

>>149836383
he's been touring with his band

>>149836383
He's too fat to be in movies now.

>>149836383
He was in that movie Noah that came out a few years ago

>>149836383
last I heard he was in Meg Ryan iykwim

>>149836383
he was in gladiator

>>149836407
proof of life was kino

>>149836383
Last thing he starred in was The Popes Exorcist and Unhinged. He's more of a supporting cast guy these days

>>149836383
looks like he's going to play Hermann Göring in the upcoming Nuremberg movie, I wonder if he'll learn anything and apply it to the bunnies for the 26 season

>>149836383
He was in a movie where he had a
Alzheimer's and was investigating the murder of his wife. In the end it turns out he killed his wife but forgot about it.

>>149836401
>a few years ago
M8, this came out when we were all in kindergarten lmao

Jack Wighton is NOT a 5/8 anymore in the current year PUT DODD ON

one must wonder if jack wighton ever was a 5/8

>>149836445
Won a Dally M as one

HAS ANYONE SEEN JYE GRAY?!?!?!? he would seem like a child in your eyes

Just score one more fucking try Penrith.

2014 was yesterday m8. I remember my best mate asked me to go watch Noah with him and I flaked because it sounded stupid, now I have no friends.

Wasn't expecting all those (You)s desu

>>149836447
yet mayhaps he would have won 3 at fullback.... something to think on ....

i love you tiff

>>149836453
I remember getting really drunk at the pub and renting it at the DVD store and watching it at home on my DVD player.

>>149836456
He was an alright fullback when he was younger but I think he got too big

>>149836378
What the fuck am I watching there? Please tell me that’s an American, not an Aussie

if I was the professional rugby league footballer player Thomas Jenkins I would yell "LEEEEROOOOOOOOY JENNNNKINS" every time I got the ball lol
just a new meme I found yesterday lads

>>149836453
It was stupid. They could’ve done it like The Ten Commandments and not had those weird dog things in it

We have increased the servers, added code to load balance and now you should be able to log in and play #RugbyLeague26.

There will be an update to the game tonight that will fix many of the gameplay issues reported here and elsewhere.

We continue to work on the load/servers for #ProTeam - there is not exact ETA for that, but we will update as we can.

We will also update you on the gift of #ProTeam credit at that time.

We are working on gameplay fixes, servers for play, and #ProTeam all in parallel. We are listening and we will make it right. Our communications may not be as constant as you'd like but this is only because we are all hands on deck resolving reported issues.

>>149836471
Why would you want them to be American? Those are pure Aussie lasses celebrating Christmas in July.

When was the last time you used a DVD player lads? For me it was 2016.

>>149836468
He may have grown physically, but mentally he still plays with the vigour of youth and the recklessness of a rookie fullback. For that - I say thankyou.

Soufs are shit as

>>149836378
The first one's bum shake is way better.

>>149836486
When it’s July in Australia, it’s December in America. Different seasons and time zones and that

>>149836483
>servers can't keep up
kek

KEK

K E K

Do Aussies consider him a proper Aussie? Or is he a Kiwi to youse?>>149836453
Actually curious about a Kiwi opinion too

Gonna watch the second half from home so I can some ironing

>>149836493
Do consoles count?

>>149836514
might want to iron out the wrinkles in your post while you're at it XD

Fuck I hate the Panthers

Russell Crowe is a proud Briton

>>149836512
I didn't know he was a kiwi until I was an adult. He used to live in my area as well.

Tbh Aussies and Kiwis are basically the same thing, it's like asking Yanks/Canadians if Ryan Gosling or Jim Carey are American or Canadian, like yeah they're technically Canadians but nobody really cares.

>>149836493
We had some internet blackout here for 5 days or so back in 2019 and I think we watched some dvds then. Have hundreds of them, haven’t bought any since probably 2014-15

EPO'o and pedwards are a cheat code fr fr

>>149836453
sounds like you got Noah idea how to treat ya m8s

>>149836546
LOL owned

>>149836512
I don't think people here really have an opinion. They rather argue over shit like pavlova and flat whites.

>>149836523
Canada can keep Bieber though

>>149836523
I get what you’re saying thing is though that in reality Canadians are closer to Australians than Americans. Seppos are very different when you get into it

Based whistling ad

>>149836378
Uhh…. sigh….off to the goon cave

>>149836447
Gutho was robbed that year btw

I don't like pavlova, not a big meringue guy.

>>149836553
I have American friends and they really aren't that different at all. Though I would agree that they aren't as similar to us as the rest of the anglosphere.

>>149836550
If kiwis invented the flat white it’d have some gay name like hokey pokey

>>149836546
For sure. Seeing it mentioned brought back memories of being an aloof dickhead in my youth. I'm reaping what I sowed I guess.

The Flat white was created in NZ but refined in Australia, much like rusty himself.

>>149836590
This is very true, I've heard from this from many Australians and New Zealanders

>>149836573
If you can’t name all of these anagrams you’re a freshie.
BFT
BWA
DCE
ABBZJXJSJAISJA
NSPAOWUEJSNKAAPWK

Name them all

Those are kiws btw

>>149836493
>>149836515
Yea this
Last time DVD player 2013ish
Last time console 2016ish
USBs or streaming since

>>149836599
Those are acronyms you fucking munt

>>149836599
IYKWIM

hahaha thats it irish feed the freshie

>>149836612
So… I take it you couldn’t figure out what they’re anagrams for then…

>>149836523
>I didn't know he was a kiwi until I was an adult. He used to live in my area as well.
Likewise I didn't know Gibson was born in the US

The Prince of Wales at Nundah is moving the pokies to where the sports bar was, the sports bar to where the bistro area is and the bistro to where the pokies are. Could become better than the Norths Devils leagues club if they pull it off

>>149836599
>anagrams

>>149836553
Doubt

The bet.

>>149836586
Feels bad Kiwibro I hope you can mend those relationships. I’ve pretty much lost contact with all my best m8s over the years too as I’ve become nearly a complete recluse.

>>149836627
*Until I was an adult
Goddamn it

Crazy. I lost my best mate this year as well.

tactical nap during half time in my chair lads

There needs to be a Hinge/Tinder/Bumble app but for making friends.

>>149836646
>waiting till halftime to post it

Hey retard, I posted it before the 6pm game.

>>149836646
cash it and put the 400 on Raiders into Poorm m8

We should have a family meetup at the ettalong diggers make some new best mates.

>>149836670
It's called Grinder

>>149836670
You still wouldn't get any matches, you ugly loser kek

I don't know why the family doesn't have meetups.

>>149836670
They have that it's called sniffies.

we're all over the place m8

>>149836629
My local Jacques Bistro did something similar and it really changed the place

>>149836697
Postulating the smell right noew

Better from Souths let’s go

>>149836694
Very rude thing to say to a fellow family member.

RABBITPUNCHBACK
POOTHERS SHOOK

I tried for two years together people to Goto Harlequin Jacks/Jaques Bistro but no one ever came :(

>>149836697
I don’t want my worlds colliding m8

>>149836720
Fuck off, uggo. lmao

What sound do rabbits make?

>>149836670
Bumble has a friend's section but as far as I can tell it's just gay dudes

>>149836732
thumping sounds

>>149836724
>t. Costanza

>>149836706
>>149836723
Hmm…

PLAY THE FUCKING BALL YOU FUCKING PUSSY CUNT

Business idea for Souths: Maximus Decimus Meridius at five-eighth

Wayne snuck into Penriths half time supply

>>149836745
and like most things he was correct

>>149836746
The joke being made by >>149836706
is that Jacques Bistro closed. Potentially cause I never successfully convinced the family to join me there.

>>149836732
same sound as something falling down a ladder

bit cold boys *puts tracky dacks on*

Would be funny if Souths win

based edwards always there to finish his man off

Weird to think I will never have sex.

>>149836775
About that, absolutely

Haha wouldn't it be funny if Dodd came on and he was actually a fucking gun and South's wasted the whole season finding every excuse under the sun to not play him haha that would be hilarious!

Can PEDref be stopped?

Oh cool another injury why don't I just fucking kill myself

>>149836816
Nigga go to a prozzie

>>149836851
you can buy 5000 pro team coins and get your player back in half the stated injury time

DODD LET'S FUCKING GO

the last 5 minutes of this broadcast look like a skit
rugby league will not see 2050

>>149836829
based knower

DODDS ON

Thinking we need an enquiry into souths injuries this year and also the last couple years

Souths haven't been healthy since Latrell got hurt in Origin camp 2 years ago

Final score
Penrith 34-25 Souths

Now that the dust has settled, when did Wayne Bennett stop being a good coach?

>fake owww my head
kek enjoy your 15 minutes off to get a hia idiot!

>>149836886
You know when and where it started
>>149823875 (OP)
>Cursed lands

having friends is reddit

Note to self. Never fall for Mega Boosts again.

I'm concerned no poo will be taken this game........

>>149836935
I did a poo at the start of the game if that helps

>>149836905
Half way through his first year at the Phins

Ironic that AJ can score tries but can’t set them up

>>149836905
All downhill since 2010. He saw perfection and stopped trying.

Storm or Manly tomorrow?

can someone fax me when Dodd sets up a try? ta!

Wack Jighton

>>149837017
Storm

Alright lads I'm in Randwick 4th-10th August (doing City2Surf too lel)

What game should I go to? Rabbitohs or Roosters at home?

Any decent pubs too?

>>149836973
Pretty herculean task to set a try up for this team

>>149837057
>Any decent pubs too?
The closest decent pubs to Randwick are in Newcastle

Really glad I cashed out earlier.

Churchill's st Kingsford is my favourite pub in the world

>>149837085
>balls status : dropped off

>>149837057
Petersham Inn

fuck I hate the panthers

>Poorith still dominant sans Gayman Queery
jogs
the
nog

>>149837106
>ynr The Oxford Tavern

Crazy how fast McClean has improved, almost unnatural.

>>149837057
Go out to St George vs Cronulla at Kogarah on the 9th

Multi for tomorrows matches.

Crazy how fast McClean smashed my prostate, almost unnatural.

>>149837057
The Sydney Swans are at the SCG on the 2nd :)

Wish xhostyy would stream again.

2018 was the one year Johnston was the fullback for the whole season. Set up 11 tries in 24 games

>>149837152
So like tonight’s one

>play in empty stadiums
>expect a crowd to rush onto the field when this fallover merchant breaks the record
kek
KEK
K E K

Yawn. It's just getting too easy to steal money from the bookiecucks. Hope you got on when I posted this prior to the 6pm game.

>>149837190
Let’s see Ken Irvine’s card…

Panthers not scoring 50 is honestly pathetic

>>149837211
I’ll bite. Link the post.

I think it's rude people will just leave the thread and not say goodnight

But I haven't left yet though

>>149837190
Social media been playing up the run on the field thing. If we get to say Round 24 against the Eels Indigenous round at Allianz that'll be a good turnout

What episode of Seinfeld today Ausbros?

>>149837057
I used to live in randwick

>>149837315
Based Tiff. How was the sharehouse? Did you take your IKEA desk back to Auckland?

TURN FOX ON RIGHT NOW

>>149837304
Kramer taking dog medicine

>>149837057
oldfag here, the last time i went in that building at the front it was a pizza hut

>>149837356
That’s a lot of effort for a shitpost

>>149837395
>>149837356

>>149837458
based tiff poster

Did Cam McInes get the number plate of the truck that ran over his face?

>>149837458
I didn’t want to point it out. But yes

>>149837458
Fuck am I looking at here?

>>149837576
A politician

>>149837576
The voice of the people (of Tasmania)

>>149837458
I saw her irl earlier this year

>>149837576
that is Tiffany Salmond she is a New Zealand sports reporter known for her work with Fox Sports, covering NRL matches and being a touchline correspondent for the New Zealand Warriors. She has also worked for RNZ and Sky in the past.

>>149836553
I forgot to respond to this. Total horseshit bro. Quebec and Newfoundland are different but otherwise Canada isn't dissimilar to the American Midwest. Like the deep South is the most different from Canada

>>149837692
I believe this

Irish, the rent is due

>>149837692
You just know some Broncs customer is redoing '23 GF

I didn't have time to post. Been spending time with my girlfriend, Tiff.

don't think broncs customer would buy it with cleary on the cover

this broncGOD customer is too busy with factorio

Kek at the tism over this broad

>>149837692
Was going to do this but chucked on Tony Hawks 3+4 instead

Baldurs Gate for me

RL26 has an update boys we're so back!

>>149837057
Common mistake, the South Sydney Rabbitohs play their home games in Western Sydney (Homebush) 25km away.

498

>>149838314
I think you'll find thats the dolphins home ground

getting another outcall prossie with my gambling winnings lads

*waits*

>>149838314
And the roosters play in Moore Park which is Rabbitohs territory. It’s awkward for all concerned

>>149838355
based I used to do that and then pay a bit extra so I could "leave" with her so my neighbours didn't think it was a prossie then I'd go for a walk for a few hours and come home pretending we just went out for a bit haha

new
>>149838636
>>149838636
>>149838636

>>149838611
Everything South of the river is South Sydney

>>149838644
>GAYfl style
Shan’t be posting. We’ll wait

>>149838644
>8 minutes and 17 seconds too early
ghey

>>149838716
The pressure was on to hit the time
>>149838749
>>149838749
>>149838749

>>149838644
the sperg returns

goodnight /nrl/ family *heems myself to sleep*

Last for Ellie