news: Chael can't stop looking at it!

dogshit thread

catshit thread

>>149824504
>first!

fishwater thread

heard you were talkin shit you fuckin goof?

After UFC 318 il keep fucking around and hopefully founding out how to make a time maching so I can go back in time and prevent smiff home invasion from happening

good thread

>>149824535

Finland end of

I wish we got a Dana hog pic

come round my block you get shot in yo shit

Usmeng vs mcgaylord

>>149824646
This is actually gayer than if he had pulled his cock out and stamped him.

>>149824692
You’d know

>>149824703
Yeah. I would.

>>149824650
I opened this image at work because I fear nothing

ultimate cuckquean

so did they reschedule the pico/movsaar fight or did they find a replacement?

>>149824646
imagine having to hang out with justin gaethje all day. i think it would have negative impact on your iq just by proxy

>>149824650
If you assume gooby has a 32 inch waist. His peen must be like 8 inches in girth

>>149824759
noncesar has been cut from the ufc

>>149824741

>>149824760
Bet he's got a decent snack selection

>>149824757
Jeez, I can't even find a gf...

>>149824757
There is NOTHING wrong with a successful man getting side and you a BITCH for making noise

hmm why would dee devin continue to stay with the billionaire who provided her with a life of luxury and her children generational wealth it truly is a mystery

Dee gets plapped on the side

>>149824822
the fuck is this tumblr himbo artstyle

Dustin "Dogdick" Porier

>>149824766
Nigger he has a needle dick you are retarded

The Lafeyete Legend, Ms Jolie Phwoarier

>>149824940
They are going to look majestic

*blocks your path*

>>149825030

>>149825030
Who invited this retard?

>>149825030
Luke Thomas is one sexy beast love from Indonesia

Bent over her back

tony gets a title fight after heeming salt papi

>>149825222
Doesn't he win the interim off it

>>149825253
Yeah and then he'll have to fight Aneson Gib to unify

>>149825222
the fight is for the title

>>149825303
An aspinallesque rise through the ranks

Chills.

tonybros, i don't feel so good...

the name salt papi is too good not to boy, sorry tonycels im cockriding the salted one this time

heeminder rockhold is coming off a heem win over joe schilling

>>149824825
>billionaire
lol

Toby was really roaming the streets of east london looking for crackfiends to heem for a score yesterday

>>149825253
>>149825313
he gets the next shot at clitia

>>149825391
Must you make everything so gay

Its funny to think Anshul Jubli would heem the strongest finn alive but alas this is the world we live in

>>149825447
turn it on

>>149825456
You are crazy if you think he goes through Makwan

>>149825456
I slapped a food delivery person out the way this morning the common Asian fears the Uralo-Nordic bvll I fear

Drogon

damn it why didnt i come up with salt papi

>>149825514
Is this real? Tony would be unbeatable

OFFICIAL /heem/ approved countries list, if your country is not listed you may NOT post here.

Georgia
Russia
South Africa
Brazil
Australia
Great Britain
USA
Armenia
Myanmar
Mexico
Iraq
New Zealand
Japan
Kazakhstan
China
Ecuador
Canada
Morocco
Uganda
Poland
Lebanon
Azerbaijan
France
Nigeria
Ireland
Italy
Netherlands
Germany
Czech Republic
Serbia
Switzerland
Uzbekistan
Dominican Republic
Moldova
Slovakia
Kyrgyzstan
Thailand
Panama

pepper papi? could work

>>149825539
With all dune respect we have 5 nobel winner you have 3 and we are much smaller than you in terms of people I assure you in every other capacity much MUCH larger point being you are not a learned species. Respectfully

>>149825556
Finland bros... it's time to pack it up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGE2Hjg43zs

>>149825556
has finland ever had a RANKED fighter

Elder Emo Schaub

I dont want to fuck a smelly pussy, I want to fuck a clean butthole

>>149824757
Conor is blowing through two hair transplants in less than 2 years

>>149825596
>we are much smaller than you in terms of people
>hur durr we can't breed
This flex is retarded

>>149825647
If Amirkhani wasn't busy pounding and creaming inside Finnish minge, he would have been ranked

>>149825556

>>149825680
I would ask if you are a retard or a mexican but your flag is visible

would you let me poo at your house

what revved this snow chink?

>>149825826
What's your IC code

>heems finland without even realizing it

>>149825836
He turned off his monitor

>>149825862
5 winners Finland
3 winners shitsico
Simple as I'm afraid I fear

I never want to watch Volkanovski eat anything.

Volk eats his lobster from the claw like a little gay neanderthal. Goobs eats his like a king

>>149825895
The southlanders are a classless people

>>149825895

Ai wife, would you like to see a photo of my genitals

>>149824940
Damn aunt laurie lookin good

>>149825895
Dana eats the better scran

>>149825556
What the hell man. What the hell.

>>149825946
whoa b

>>149825936
this seems like the best use of AI, to have a waifu you can send dick pics

>>149825962
Who's the skirt

>>149825953
i never want to take a bite of something that has you looking like this after, let alone on camera. disgusting

Conor Mengrabber

poopland

>>149825979
Nobody does it worse than Uncle Dana!

One subway sandwich filled with curry spaghetti please

my cock got rated pretty well how about you guys

>>149826011
Mate this has me laughing fucking hell

>>149825514
Chinese Fireball, oooohhh

>>149825030
The purpose of the bayonet training, Sergeant Thomas explains, is to awaken our killer instincts. The killer instinct will make us fearless and aggressive, like animals. If the meek ever inherit the earth the strong will take it away from them. The weak exist to be devoured by the strong. Every Marine must pack his own gear. Every Marine must be the instrument of his own salvation.

>>149825911
Pasta is wagecuck peasant dish though

>>149825977
It even previews the diarrhea

>>149826011
lol

>>149826008
Best I can do is sloppy joe Krispy Kreme

>>149826011
How much does a service like this cost?

>>149826047
Appalling.

>>149825990
That was a nasty line

What's next for Movsar, title shot?

>>149826095
yeah, a GFL title shot

>>149826095
more cancelled fights
more forgettable decisions
never touching a belt

>>149826011
Please don't do this to our flag we have a reputation to maintain

>>149826099

>>149826095
1 fight in 1500 days

I don't know how many fights Movsar has left on his contract but the UFC would be retarded to re-sign this guy, he's 100% done when his contracts up. Hopefully PFL is still around.

>>149826109
Everyone is ducking Movdaddy I fear

>>149826011
>6/10
>wet bellend
>little under the size
>Ball (???)
>hairy bush pubes

Cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock

>>149826129
Mosvar and Ankalaev are fags that nobody cares about

>>149824940
Certified pawg milf

Heeming power is generated through the balls, not many know this

>>149826156
pee is stored in the balls also

/heem/ how do you feel ?

>>149826151
I honestly don't mind Ankalaev he gets finishes sometimes its just his "fans" are insufferable, I agree with Movsar tho big boring shitter.

>>149826166

>>149826166

Evloev refused to fight a 10-5 debutant from Bellator despite having a 12 week fight camp to prepare

IN THIS HOUSE TIM KENNEDY IS A HERO. END OF STORY.

>>149826108
>>149826169
You literally have sexual relations with individuals that were born male.

>>149826232
Sanko

>>149826232
>im gonna ask your mom for permission to lick my butthole

>>149826232

>>149826232
I want to lick it too

>>149826232
>Keeps replying and responding to lewds
This fukken hooaah is 100% getting wet over this shit.

u hev babies nuts caner

OOOOOH

Someone post that hilarious standup joke about Conor

>>149826232
But Sanko wasn't a fan of Megan Anderson telling the husband that James Krause was giving her the attitude adjustment

>>149826353

>>149826353
Would immediately distance myself from a friend if I found out he owned a cat

>>149826353
HEAD MEOWMENT

First askren now Romero, Dana is paying D-Rod for these hits

>>149826381
the guy tried to hit him with his car til the point he got frustrated enough to get out with a sword

Goob stole all of Ben's thunder with a bit of cheeky mengposting

>>149826353
VOLUME PUNCHED

>>149826401
Ben Askren looks totally unfuckable here.

>>149826381
XADAME XNEED STABBED W/ TRANSSEXUAL PENIS!

Finna heem YouTube Music. Was listening to Project Pat like a real gangsta and it started playing fucking T.I.

>>149826416
Many aren't saying this.

>>149826393
and the pfl champion the other day

>>149826433
rubber bullets

>>149825556
few made the list

>>149826421
TI is based

>>149826232
>look how disgusting it is this boy wants to lick my mom butthole!
Lol imagine Malika Andrews or Candace Parker responding to this shit publicly. UFC is hilarious.

>>149826433
Cool, a Playground in a parking lot. Safe and effective.

>>149826442
Aww his favorite kettle ball is the smallest one

>>149826447
He's no Project Pat and his son hella zesty

the holy grail

>>149826095
20 bookings
11 cancellations
9 fights
0 finishes
1 child bride

Project Parkin

>>149826484
wow he's got the john pfizer card

>>149826484
That Victor Henry signed card is on another level.

>>149826488
>blame Movsar for other people pulling out

But why?

i like when dana raises his eyebrows and you can see the little dent in his forehead creases where his hairline once was

If you had 1000 grapes and for each grape you ate you got 1000 dollars but one of the grapes was poison and would kill you how many grapes would you eat?

>>149826232
She knows exactly what it tastes like

>>149825556
Just made it

would chandler consider adopting conor's kids since he's half black

>>149826566
999

Yeah I'm picking costa

Pat isn't even an original member and TI is a snitch who is retarded and got outrapped by Kodak this is the /heem/ consensus thys spaketh Big Finn

tfw some bald nigga's muscle genetics and insertions mog 90% of his company's athletes

https://youtu.be/0kcHfVk-LhY?si=0SohQCdkQxfzUznq

>>149826566
1002

>>149826566
100 to be conservative

>>149826566
10000000000000

>>149826566
999

>>149826600
You have autogynephilia.

>>149826588
>>149826631
You'd probably die.

>>149826566
I don't need charity money.

We are live
https://www.youtube.com/live/ULXXWHa8-nU?si=UmhHoJ0zHuEORQ4T

>>149826644
That's not that many grapes b I'd be fine.

Costas English is perfect this is why I will never boy periredit

I have AGP

*sniffles*
*You can't just say that man*
*Wipes tear*

Name the fighter

El Orgullo de Alemania

>>149826706
Ginge from Shard End

former ufc fighter matt riddle

>>149826706
Xneed from Pensacola

>>149826566
50

i can't go on like this man, i'm crushed here
>>149826566
all of them

>>149826706
Sean Strickland

>>149826796
Nigga did you get in debt to buy the car?

Strickland only ever made himself cry

Corey "Overtime" Anderson is someone all White men should aspire to be like.

Which ufc fighter would be unable to handle heem bantz and get heated fr?

joshua van is the super mario of mma

>>149826833
It was his choice

>>149826848
joe pyfer

>>149826552
he could always fight someone else. some fighters have put the title shot on line in such circumstances. hell Pereira stepped up himself twice off the couch and in span of couple months. Mossad doesn't even fight once a year and refuses to fight the booked fight unless the stars align. only 5(kek "only") of those could be his fault but straight up canceling the fight instead of fighting some bum that steps up rubs people the wrong way and rightfully so.

who is the james vick of the heavyweight division

>>149826833

>>149826868
I can't even name two fighters in the heavyweight division thoughbeit

>>149826867
That's what he's done. That's how he fought Lopes

>>149826644
You'd be surprised

>>149826868
Stefan "James Vick" Struve

>>149826875
What did miguel mean by this

>>149826893
If you know you know

>>149826893
LMFAO look at dis doo

Why is spammy such a fucking little bitch?

>>149826893
>He doesn't know

Wypipo be like
>YUM I LOVE THIS RICE YOU MADE WITH JUST WATER JANET

>>149824940
nipples protruding, VERY DISRESPECTFUL!

>>149826928
blakpipo be like
>I just got shot at gas station

>>149826875
I fucking love knor

>>149826947
Better than getting shot at the Kindergarten

>>149826928
Blapipo be like
>bix nood skeepapo I'm a nigger

>>149826948
How do you get knorr in africa that's our food

>>149826965
Sometimes they say it in french to try and seem civilized not fooling me though

>>149826928
Yeeup.
*smacks jiggaboo lips*
Them Genovans don't even wash they chicken.

just farted and it smelled like straight poo

>>149826958
Better than getting beat up by a kindergartener OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>149827025
merab-esque.

>>149827025
bro had him in guillotine.

>>149827025
Brutal weeming

>>149826958
Sorry to hear that happens to you, have you not passed kindergarten yet or something?

Bam bam is next to get a belt

>>149827087
Belal ruined WW

>>149827071
Erm it's called a Sandy Hook reference

>>149827105
A what?

Heemed my meng as soon as I woke up and I never recovered

whats this about Tim Kennedy being a grifter

>>149827130
He didn't do any cool stuff and is a grifter.

>>149826228

>>149827130
He never actually was awarded a bronze star for valor.

I am a big fan of Knorr's different flavors of packet rice I'll be honest with you bro

>>149826755
>for what

>>149827172
@Grok how did Tim Kennedy profit from this?

>>149824493 (OP)
>Hop on bro.. we're gonna go look at Conor's D*ck

*enters thread*

>>149824493 (OP)
Poatan bros.. It's a bit tight

>>149826755
assandcockbros we feastin'!

The fact that not a single fighter has responded by posting meng speaks volumes.

>>149827214
His last few fights reek of small dick energy

>>149827224
I've sent several actually

>>149827224
Conor owns this bum sport

>>149827224
One man responded years prior

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/112334292/#112336544

gooby jelqin his hawg aint natty

Can't believe Tim Kennedy lied like that, I'm fucking crushed over here man

>>149827249
it does kind of look like a pencil dick that has been modified

I'm gonna begin the heeming of my meng if you all don't mind thank you

>>149827254
You'd know

>>149827262
I do know, my penis is fairly thin and long

>>149827261
Post a Rockhold then we can talk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Re8A3svB4sE&t=223s
is it a correct assumption?

>>149827261
Are you staring at it?

You now remember ben askren

>>149827268
Yeah you've got a small dick.

>>149826566
This is a classic expected value vs risk problem—part game theory, part stomach-churning probability.

Setup Summary
- 1000 grapes total
- 1 is poisoned, randomly distributed
- Each grape eaten earns $1000
- Eat the poisoned grape you die
So the question is: How many grapes should you eat to maximize profit while keeping your probability of survival as high as possible?

Probability of Survival
The chance of survival when eating n grapes is:
P(\text{survival}) = \frac{999}{1000} \times \frac{998}{999} \times \cdots \times \frac{1000 - n}{1000 - n + 1} = \frac{1000 - n}{1000}
Meaning:
- If you eat 1 grape 99.9% chance of survival
- Eat 10 grapes 99%
- Eat 100 grapes 90%
- Eat 500 grapes 50%
- Eat 900 grapes 10%

Expected Payout Formula
Let’s say you eat n grapes:
- Payout = $1000 × n
- Survival chance = (1000 - n) / 1000
- Expected Value (EV) = $1000 × n × (1000 - n) / 1000
You’re balancing higher reward against lower survival odds. This formula peaks when:
EV_{\text{max}} \text{ at } n = 500
So, if you want to maximize expected earnings, eat 500 grapes, earning $500,000 with a 50% survival chance.

Realistic Sweet Spot
But most people aren’t keen on Russian roulette odds, so if you're after high survival with decent profit, here are safer trade-offs:
| Grapes Eaten | Chance of Survival | Expected Payout |
| 100 | 90% | $90,000 |
| 200 | 80% | $160,000 |
| 300 | 70% | $210,000 |
| 400 | 60% | $240,000 |
| 500 | 50% | $250,000 |
Philosophy Meets Math
This question pokes at your risk appetite. Do you want maximum profit, maximum safety, or a philosophical middle path? There’s no "right" number—just trade-offs. Want to factor in diminishing returns or utility theory? We can gamify it deeper.

>tldr pick your poison

Pa*i p*ki *aki
Can't you see
Your disgusting odor suffocates me
No one can stand your faggy ways
That's why I heem minge while you're home all day

the lack of cock pictures in response really shows just how afraid all the fighters are

>>149827313
Your ai math is fucked by the payout formula you dribbling lobotomite fuck are you stupid

>>149827224
havent yoel and max's dongs been exposed and they werent exactly blessed by the looks of It?

This starts Gooby's redemption arc

>>149826566
>>149827313
ya but what if the poison grape was noticeably weird looking

>>149827313
thanks grok

this is time for izzy to mog poatan and call him out by posting dik pics
i also suggest kamaru usman call out khamzat for a pic-off
maybe ngannou vs aspinall

Poirier’s face looks all fucked up and puffy these days but I can’t pinpoint exactly when it changed

Cheat on your girl

>>149827313
this doo aint took stats

Manna bun spliff yh

I'd ask what poison grapes look like and when you pointed at it I would simply not eat that one.

>>149827362
It's a red herrig, b

>>149827374
it's almost like he's had more fights or something...woooooow you fucking tard

>>149827130
he published luke thomas war stories as if they were his feats

>>149827384
Wowza who's the lipstick

Ari should make a new sport where it's pro wrestling but they don't fake it and really zeem the fuck out of each other

gooby vs khabib

Touch my ipad see what happens

https://youtube.com/shorts/VfecWMpEHlg?si=r-OH-6JkM3lVdMR0

Düstîn Pôįrïër from New Orléans. Yeah... Fuck off back to French Montana.

1000 grapes

>>149827399
The japanese chiwiwis antonio inoki pioneered this I lament in torment

>whan a brazza gets aids and fucks up yet another card

Someone put Inoki's head on chiwiwis doing the thing I have no skill and am on my portable device

>>149827405
You have AGP (autogynephilia)

>>149825596
yeah but Mexico has only existed for 500 years whereas Finland is one of the oldest countries in the world. We just need more time unironically.

i liked it better when u fags looked at feminine penises than conor's penis

Cooking rice with chicken broth and Goya sazon

I have AGP (A Gooby Penis)

>>149827455
I sense you're trying to use flattery to lower my guard and I'm unspeakably lonely enough for it to work

>>149827341
ok bro you stick to your abacus me i'm making 90k

>>149827456
I bet you liked looking at that gaped hairy asshole spam

>>149827379
you aren't a math asian

>>149827473
That’s ok, B, we’re all alone. Cheers and have a gr8 day.

Hop in my guard bitch you won't

>>149827509
See >>149826588
I also like to live dangerously

>>149827473
You're my mulkvisti

is this real

>>149827538
Please don't say that bappa

Kopylov heems Costa :(

I came to realize I actually like Costa. He is an overconfident goofball much like Luke was.

>>149827313
Why did Grok multiply grapes eaten by chance of survival if it was stated that each grape earns you 1k?

Topooria hasn't even surpassed bj penn

>>149827562
Costa and Vettori should just keep fighting each other because they're both tards

bj penn has the second best lightweight

>>149827598
Trvke

>>149827374
don't let BJ Penn see this

>>149827547
Why?

rape mode

>>149827647
Gooby has a giant cock

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szuXYwTF8qA

>>149827647
Kingpin

Why didn't Conor's power translate to 155?

Conor has a cock of average length and slightly below average girth

>>149827654
Schaub needs True Classic

>>149827702
You really love talking about other mens cocks don't you?

>>149827722
no

>>149827697
his power was overrated to begin with

Bisping has got a giant cock

Clitty cage status? RED HOT!

2 bitches on me like the lean back remix

>>149827742
this is a quintessential comparison of american slag vs british slag

>>149827754
Becca is Australian

>>149827742
chinese bull

>>149827776
Chinese bull, Taiwanese droll.

>Belal will need another 10+ wins in a row just to fight a contender
This makes me rock hard

>>149827742
cucked by gaethje

Michael "The Cunt" Bisping

>>149827791
I fear Belal will sadly never be able to fight for the title again Im afraid Islam has taken his dream away from him.

>>149827722
Yea

>>149827850
Factual I quake in terror

>>149827850

>>149827850
Holy shit

How do I get a cuckqueen gf?

skullmog

Last dance with Mary Jane
One more time to kill the pain
I feel summer creepin' in and I'm
Tired of this town again

>>149827124
Is woolie still trying to be a boxer

you fags that post song lyrics here are gayer than the tranny posters

>>149828007
Mad bitch

>>149828007
face the pain

>>149827915
topurias skull and jaw look nicer

>Clean shaven Chechen with a skin fade haircut and rap music all over his social media
Even the Brazzas can be westernised apparently

>>149827905
I mean the answer is kinda obvious. Become filthy rich and provide everything for her that she wants with the condition that you're still gonna tap some side pieces

Just bleed.

topuria's build doesn't make sense for how much power he has
allen would prolly cold him

>Weili's thighs are glistening...

forgotton just like that

Saturday needs to come so I can post pawg milfs without fear

>>149828149
What's wrong with his build? Square Spongebob build= power

>>149828279
He felt like such a fraud his last fight with Ankalaev
Not my boy anymore

Topiglet posting was such an era

Hey guys how's it going? Anyways
JANNY, WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DELETE THE CONOR gif that was ALREADY CENSORED with a BLACK BAR, you brain-dead IDIOT! What do you think a censor bar is? you RETARD! And you’re doing this for FREE? Did your mom drop you on your head so hard your brain turned to mush? okay sorry guys its hot outside and im hungry

>>149828403
blue board

>>149828092
he was raised in Germany

>>149828326

>>149828428
>oh no i cannot into anything i cannot a chama
fuckin fraud

>>149828416

>>149819866
>>149819866
KEK,

>>149828403
the kill Tony regulars are the most unfunny faggots on the planet

>>149828453
What?

>>149828092
The city and german state that he's in is a bit different.

>>149828513
some of them aren't that great. not a huge fan of kam but William has some decent bits. Schaub is the only heem approved comedian anyways

>>149828546
no

>>149828546
dude looks like megamind

>>149828545
unironically has there ever been a more bitchlike heem
i remember cm punk not being able to take punches well but he didn't get heemed

>>149828616
Anthony Smith has had similar "i give up" losses

https://youtu.be/8uq0HZFa0c0?si=1BYWumjzPRLOAOdW

Bo "Lionheart" Nickal

Anthony "Jon was so big" Smith

I know what sankos butthole tastes like, essentially just

>>149828830

OHHH HE'S GOT HIM, IT'S TIGHT THIS COULD BE ALL OVER

>>149828099
HAHA TAKE THAT PAPAW YA OLD BASTARD

https://youtube.com/shorts/b5vctDeYvPM?si=3NnVECn2q80Olkcy

Bo "Diaperspunk" Nickal

Live transcript of me and Dee Devlin in Marbella

*plap,plap,plap,plap*

I will reveal my powerpoint presentation of PvZ's bungussy at UFC White House

>>149829031
Wew lad

Heem Niggas

辣酱广告

"Big" Dee Devlin

>>149829107
A foine Yukon gold

>>149829107

>>149829107

KILL THE BOER
KILL THE FARMER
KILL THE BOER
KILL THE FARMER
KILL THE BOER
KILL THE FARMER

Sup?

The Diamond will cut him to pieces

Where were you when gooby posted meng?

SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND

SUCK BBC
KNEEL
SUCK BBC
KNEEL
SUCK BBC
KNEEL
SUCK BBC
KNEEL

>>149829150
mmm ice cream wing dip my favorite

I want good American girl Joe. Wife material, loyal, hardworking.

*shoves a pornstars face into his cock*

>>149826353
Van-esque awareness from the cat.

>>149829150
the fuck is that? hot sauce ice cream? damn that's probably good as fuck actually

Excellent posts fellas

He sells frigging hot sauce

>>149829455
>Conor's dick

For real though, High IQ black guy is the perfect base for MMA. Anderson, Jon, DC, Izzy, Mouse,

>>149829487
we frigging noticed anon now frigg off

I fear Sneed may be obsessed with Chael's obsession of Gooby's meng

>>149829576
Who?

>>149826588
Based.
>>149826644
Cringe.

dj ducked

>>149829576
>So....you wanna talk about it?

>>149829570
>High IQ black guy
Like 90-95 IQ?

The liver king would have beat the shit out of Joe

>>149829673
literally who? does he fight in the UFC?

Homosexuality is a sin

>>149829570
Mighty Mouse can hardly string a sentence together. He referred to the Caucasus as the crackuses

>>149829570
>Anderson
got flatlined because he wanted to emote, 65 IQ at most
>Jon
smart in terms of knowing when he's beat, avoided jan and tom like the plague

HEEEEEEEEEEMs

>>149829749

Walking out to a Rihanna song because it matches your nickname is insanely zesty

>>149829768
>me at the heem meet up

>>149829768
>Everyone just gets mad that he's such a good heemer
I've seen this happen on /heem/ too

>>149829806
>me at the heem meetup

>>149829768
jacked filipino heeming some taiwanese cans

I hope you're buying some Porier Hot Sauce in honour of 318

>>149829854
you are the shortest lad at the heem meet up?

>>149829768
>He's heeming everyone that keeps fucking with him 1v1!!
>LETS ALL GANG UP ON HIM
sub human creatures

>>149829854
alien headed freak

We might never see another Ross Pearson ever again

Joe should be a man and box the liver Chad

>>149829768
Kron Gracie unleashing his true power

>>149829943
Who

Was considering going to 318 but the cheapest tickets are over 500 dollars, fuck that

>>149830051
same but i wasnt considering it

>>149830051
That's why I just pay for the PPV instead

>>149829909
yesterday it occurred to me that there has yet to be another Junie Browning, and I became afraid.

>>149830051
broke bitch

>he was going to give money to the poofc

>>149829368
But enough about du piglet

UFC Fight Night 108 - Swanson vs. Lobov

>>149830051
It blows my mind that people spend their money on shit like this. I save my money up, and then just have a huge break from work after working for a few years. Perhaps even a year-long break.
>b-but you'll never get hired for a decent job if you have big breaks in your professional life
Meng I'm not going to be hired for a decent job anyways.

If DDP out-retard strengths Chimaev I am going to fly to South Africa and volunteer to be a slave to the Oranians.

The Salmon run ended during Zhang's rise to power

"I'll die a crazy old man"

*unsheathes big cock for the internet*

Blazing rn

>HEY BE SURE TO CHECK OUT MY ONLYFANS

Niggars

>>149830373
Last years whore this year it's spicy latina Tracey Cortez

>slides into BMF belt fight weekend

>>149830373
Who's the peach

an ant entered my ear what do I do?

>>149830451
Wash it out you jackass and clean your room

>>149830451
put a spider in your ear to get him out

>>149830451
earwax will take care of it

>>149830373
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dinyOvO2EEo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_XZ1YOKrfA

>JUST ONE SNIFF MASTER BURNS PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU MY CLITTY IS LEAKING FROM THE SMELL ALONE

>>149830318
He literally bench-pressed Brunson off him at one point. If Chimaev can't find the neck in R1 - and stay on it - DDP will Looney-Tunes his way to a W yet again.

OH HE JUST HEEMED HIMSELF MIKE
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
OH MY GOODNESS JOE, DUMPS IN BUNCHES!
*PRRRRAAAPFPFPFPFTBTTBSFEEEEPFFFTF*
THOSE FARTS ARE LIKE BULLETS TAKING DOWN YOUR ENERGY METER!

>>149830451
Leave Mexico

I'm gonna pick against Dricus and he is gonna prove me wrong, as always

So the UFC can make a whole ppv card around Dustin Poirer based in Louisana (who was never a champ btw) but can't do a card for DDP in South Africa or Toptoro in Spain?

Nigger is as nigger does

dustin time

>>149830699
hows chimaev not finding the neck tho offering his neck is most of what ddp seems to do on the ground

>>149830291
How do you feel during the last few days of your year long vacation?

Dusthammad

Mini Khabib's kid looks kinda like Anthony Davis

Ratlip is gonna gas at the end of the first round and Dricus du penis will win after 5 rounds 49/48

>>149828020
this is like when I was a kid fighting my sister.

IT'S UP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDwNw2jxz7E
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDwNw2jxz7E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDwNw2jxz7E
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDwNw2jxz7E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDwNw2jxz7E
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDwNw2jxz7E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDwNw2jxz7E
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDwNw2jxz7E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDwNw2jxz7E
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDwNw2jxz7E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDwNw2jxz7E
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDwNw2jxz7E

>>149826893
Simple. Delicious. You let the ingredients do the work.

heemagine thoever what prime figgy would do to minnie mouse

>shilling boxing on a mma event
ummm heemsisters? boxCHADS run this shit

>>149831550
not trans? L
>>149831542
We are going to find out saturday night
This is my retirement fight dude, i want a war dude. I came to win in my city dude
*russian translator*
*costa terrible english*

Why would we watch that?

I thought Shabazyan was golden boy?

heem is dead no one cares anymore. we are all watching the boxing event this weekend

So whats the deal is this guy a chomo or what?

Hans Molenmeng

Costa is all stimmed out

I‘m gay and other horrible things

P4P best heem metas?
1. Du Bussy/Daddysanya blkboy ytboy spam
2. Kai Kara Face
3. Brazza slamdaddy
4. Conors dick
5. ???

eat borgir until I see red

>>149831351
Normally a bit anxious. I need a girlfriend now to settle down, though, so I feel different altogether. I might go and live on the beach if I quit work again. Pulling women at the beach is easier.

This presser sucks

just chase your dream and anythings possible

>>149831767
that's no good

>>149831791
Go greet fresh arrivals on the beach with the ole trusty toblerone and a can of coke guaranteed minge for less than a fiver weyhey

>>149831770
You know what's number 1. We all know. Leaving him out only proves it further.

>>149831770
Power creampie

po tom aspinawll

>>149831770
Prob tony cope spam through the losing streak.

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>>149831887
LOL that's an awesome photo, exactly how I feel watching UFC in 2025

>>149829768
Kinda crazy to see so many people getting heemed dead and not getting the fuck out of there just in case. Hell, why not just try to raise their hands to block at least?

Former fighter Maria "The Supernova From Moldova" Shafir was assaulted in the WWE. She doesn't directly name names, eluded to it being Jake "Rock Hard" Hager.
https://youtu.be/X8wIbge6jSY?t=1833

>>149831883
Also the anon who made AI Tony telling Hap he will always be a nigger

>>149831804
help me

>>149831997
You can't unsuck a cock

saturday nite we gonna fine out

been tweezing the pubes of my meng

Jack Della Maddalena will rape Islam Makhachev.

have a feeling dricus might blitz in the opening seconds and put zatrat out cold

>>149832044
Romero flashbacks

Islam will tap to strikes in the fourth round

Make the new thread

>>149832088

>>149824493 (OP)
Should the sport be divided by cock size then weight

It’ll be a sign of testosterone thus making it more fair

>>149825487
Average brown chad experience

>>149825726
Bro won at life despite being a featherweight
Finns are honorary slavs

>>149826232
White jeet

>>149826401
when u nut and she keep suckin