Thread 149826811

UNITED ARE BACK BABYYY

As a lifelong liversissy I admit that Man United is superior to my finished club...

>>149826811 (OP)
Too black

>>149826829
But enough about your wife's fella

>another early dave thread
good work dave! oh and it's manchester united related, the cherry on top! a change from your normal ABL OPs, you are a visionary

you hear what theyre calling ITK-anon now? "i take kock-anon" lmao

>>149826844
you take what now mate?

>>149826840
Thanks mate :)

I am in shock and visibly shaking as I type this post after having seen the terrifying power of Sir Amorim's squad for next season. Just wrap it up.

A reminder that you can bandwagon any foreign club because they're not in the same football pyramid as your own club.

>>149826827
>>149826856
I thought I was alone in this. I feel pathetic and small when comparing my club to Man United...

Have mercy on us la'!

how long do we give these Utd fans, come season start, before they leave the board until next /trans/?

5 matchdays?

>>149826518
what's this dog breed called. i've always wondered

Anyone selling shit players?

Rumors about him, /trans/ sisters?

>>149826871
trans is the most insufferable time though

>>149826871
dave is nothing if not steadfast, however when manure inevitably begins to fail you will notice a tonal shift in his posts, they turn much darker

Scrolling through redcaffe is such a treat. You have now costumers deluding themself that their club will actualy underpay for Mbeumu. Hilarious.
/sp/ is also /a/ board btw.

>>149826896
worse than Amorim's Utd?

>>149826882
it's called a don cherry dog

>>149826894
You interested in Florian Wirtz?

We just paid 150M for him but we'd rather get a few quid now than lose him on a free to Real Madrid next season.

>>149826900
>costumers

>>149826882
English Bull Terriers

>>149826882
we just called them rocketnoses

>>149826882
English Bull Terrier. I own one

Guys he's bullying us again!!!! :(

>>149827010
why do that when you can get a staffy instead

>>149827079
Everyone got a fuck staffy

why do players never want to go to liverpool? they just won the league

>>149827218
don't speak for me please

>>149827234
Please understand they're only offering 400k a week

>>149827257
Do we sign our posts here?

>>149827297
I'm fighting an uphill battle against it I'll tell you what

>>149827234
Now that the honeymoon is over and the media have stopped hyping them so much players have their sensible hats on again. They know Liverpool won a weak league and are carried by Salah to the point where it should be considered modern day slavery.
I'm already hearing that Wirtz is regretting his decision, but also knows that no one else was willing to pay 150m and give him £400kpw.

>>149827391
>I'm already hearing that Wirtz is regretting his decision, but also knows that no one else was willing to pay 150m and give him £400kpw.
that's odd, because i just read an article today interviewing wirtz's dad saying the financial component was the same between bayern and liverpool but he chose liverpool because he liked slot's vision for his role in the team. hmmmm.

>>149827069
Looks like he got fully into your head lmfao
Kicked sand in your bindipping face

>>149826919
>>149827010
what makes a man get a dog that looks like that?

>>149827354
I’m sure if you post it 400 more times eventually your epic meme will work

Whereas most people take photos as they're outdoors and they actually have lives, he prefers screenshots. He spends all day every day sitting indoors taking them.

>Manchester United are now focusing on a striker. The main targets are Ollie Watkins and Benjamin Sesko.

Who would you choose from the two?

>>149827462
all dogs deserve love

>>149827577
was gonna say if around same price watkins but i thought watkins was like 26, hes 29 apparently, 30 in december
homegrown is nice and proven in PL but dudes old and probably gonna be expensive
sesko it is

>>149827577
can they play goal?

>>149827616
but you don't need to breed more of them especially when they tend to behave like negers

If you're going to get fleeced and overpay 86 mil on Ekitike you might as well add 70 mil and overpay for Isak instead. Don't get why you'd spend that much money on a dictionary definition "mid" player.

>>149827730
Liverpool are playing a master stroke here, don't worry about it!

>>149827730
Signing Isak on a free next season you walter

>>149827770
lbs of what

>>149827795
steroids

>>149827462
They're less evil looking and safer to be around than german fucking shepherds, that's for sure.

>>149827883
What? German Shepherds are sweethearts? How are you intimidated by them?

>>149827883
what has the monarchy done to you lad?

>>149826827
>As a lifelong liversissy I admit that Man United is superior to my finished club...

>>149827623
I forgot he was English. He may be the choice for the homegrown quota.

>yanks trying to get in on english regional rivlaries
nothing sadder on God's green Earth

>>149827883
>comparing violent, unpredictable neger bull terriers to smart, peaceful german shepherds
bait post

watkins-guokeresh
coonier-mBOOMo
fernansh-human
lol-deli-yoyo-amad
me

>>149827959
Kek

>>149827959
they're with jota now la x

I just don't get how they keep doing it

>>149828038
collie breeds > POWER GAP > mutts > weird other dogs

>>149828159
enjoy watching those border collie sheep herding videos from ireland and scotland
smart dogs

>>149828159
Collies are the most dangerous and unpredictable dogs

>>149827946
The Serbian Raul Jimenez

>>149827770
>payed
vpn off

>>149828417
>has so little going on life he's upset over another canadian
christ almighty

>>149827946
Did genuinely forget about him. At first I thought it was Jovetic and thought there's no way he's 27. Such a sad end to a promising career.

>>149828498
Says the bloke who has spammed “we don’t sign our posts here” every single day in this thread for months on end. You’ve done it literally 100s of times at this point.

>>149828657
frothing

>>149828657
you guys absolutely just create fucking fairies in your head eh?

>>149828506
>35 year old Stevan Jovetic is now playing in Cyprus
Christ

Arsenal ?

Manchester United now have the most Premier League proven front 3 in the league.

>City swoop in and make double deal
>12.5 million for new Odegaard and his forehead

>>149828853
top 4 finish on lock!

>>149828858
They'll be able to scheme their way right to the top of the league now they've signed Tyrion Lannister

>>149828889
Let's gooooooo

>>149828949
kek

>>149828952
/trans/ fans approved and preferred top 4 next season

1.Arsenal
2.United
3.Villa
4.Forest

>>149829187
preferred relegation yeah forest or villa either is fine for 3rd

>>149829227
rude anon, you WILL support Arsenal and United in their endeavors next season.

>>149829187
Grim

>>149829187
Newcastle definitely have the chance to finish there if they keep Isak

>>149829346
kys indy

>>149829346
Fuck off posting this fraud

>>149829187
unless you reveal to me right now the data you used to create this top 4 I will dismiss it off hand, and hopefully others follow my lead

>>149829383
he didn't need the /

>>149829383
sorry anon I can’t reveal my sources but those are the top 4 that the majority of us want.

>>149829529
ok well you better hope the humourless dweeberino who lives in the /sp/ archives pulls up a post where an official strawpoll was held

>>149829757
>why are scousers so good at evading the law?

>>149829757
the discrepancy between fans and arrests in those manchester teams is something.

Incredible how the London media have swept the Partey scandal under the carpet.

>>149829757
to be fair most of those united arrests weren't violent, apparently they were getting arrested two at a time (sometimes three!) for playing with each other's willies in the bathroom

>>149829878
so not only are you a schizo, but you're fully up to date on sexual deviancy notices.

>>149829846
It might just be that both Mendy and Greenwood told the club that they are guilty while Partey told the club he is innocent.

>>149829846
shitizen pls

>>149829916
I watched a "dark side of football" doc ya, can't control what they cover pal

>>149829933
they had a documentary with the arrest numbers from up to last month? mighty quick turnaround.

>>149829757
Bin sniffing thugs

>>149829973
ya credit to the lads at tifo always grinding

>>149829926
Mad they both said they were guilty and then found not guilty at trial.

>>149830033
I appreciate their ostentatious thumbnails

>>149830054
you never had a slip of the tongue?

>>149829926
NTA but that would be a very very strange thing for them to do

>>149830083
It would probably not be like
>Yes I am guilty of rape
but more like
>Yeah I fucked her. It wasn't nice because she was barely conscious from all the drugs I gave her

This guy >>149830054 knows they said they were guilty for some reason

>>149830130
Mark Twain getting mad 19th century pussy fr

>>149830243
I wouldn't have thought that would count as an admission of guilt but I am no lawyer.

>>149830250
he coined the term "mustache ride"

>>149829757
proper naughty

just wondering if any of you guys are juggalos?

>>149831309
whoop whoop

>>149831340
based! america looks so fun!

I am a fan of Manchester United football club!

We are going to win the league! Ezpz.

>>149831486
i deceived you, i am not a juggalo. but as far as white trash goes those are some of the friendliest folks

>>149831503
clearly not a fan on manchester united football club

>>149829366
>AI said it so it must be true!
fuck off, retard

/are lionesses/ won lads. onto the semis!

>>149831632
fuck them dykes

>Arsenal have agreed a fee of around £200,000 with Salford City for 17-year-old English striker Will Wright in an effort to beat Liverpool to the signing
Literally fucking who?

>>149831653
top talent who snubbed liverpool

>>149831653
will wright, you said it in your post there bud

>>149831653
17-year-old English striker Will Wright from salford city. I'd thought it made it pretty clear.

>>149831653
You mean §200,000

>Liverpool went from being able to sign any player from anywhere to being snubbed by League 2 players in less than 3 weeks
HOLY FUCK LMAO

>>149831653
Liverpool agreed 300k lol. They turned down 100k to not sell to Liverpool
>The Ass of Shitey Poo

>>149831672
very very very good post, gonna go over some heads but that's a banger.

>>149831653
Scored 40 goals for Salford apparently

>>149831653
fella that made the sims and spore. proper top talent. we havent seen anything like him since he was sacked by ea.

>>149831689
I don't get it and unfortunately it's making me feel like 'the other'

>>149831854
Spotted the underage zoomer.

>>149831854
good. uncultured mongs like you deserve their othering.

>>149831854
I think it has something to do with Ted lasso but not sure

>>149831849
fucking kek

>>149831849
Spore was fucking garbage

>>149831902
Single-handedly stopped me from every pre-ordering a game again. I remember sitting up late at night on my laptop just rewatching the E3 demos showing off the character creator. Even had Robin Williams involved. It was everything I wanted so badly in a game. Finished it in about 4 hours and the most fun part of it was the cell stage. Couldn't believe the fucking butchering it got by "Team Cute".

surprised there isnt an attempt at a new sims game with lots of ai buzzwords so you think theyre real people or something

>>149831917
one of those games that could have been revolutionary but fell flat. same with black and white imo

>>149831849
Amazing what EA started out as to what it is now.

>>149831922
why bother making anything new when you can just release infinite add-ons for sims 4 and still get the simoleons

>>149831924
it's gta 5. they make so much fucking money from sims 4 still, there isnt any point.

>>149831922
inzoi was the latest attempt, turns out it has no gameplay and is just a dressing room simulator
i wouldnt trust modern EA to make a new good sims game to begin with but they are too busy selling $50 dlcs to wine moms. like if you look up the dlc for the latest sims, sims 4 or whatever, it costs thousands of dollars to buy the "full" game with all the dlc

>>149831934
theyre really still on 4? mad

>>149831922
the gooks made one recently. sold a few million copies and then vanished from the general zeitgest after a week. used AI to let you import images into the game to decal anything you wanted. inzoi, I think it was called.

>>149831943
they just release a new dlc every few months and make a couple mil from all the women who play it and are scared of piracy.

>>149831948
>scared of piracy
was just thinking today how women were short changed in this regard, it wasn't that they were scared they just never figured out torrents, but they would binge whatever shit show off some version watchyourtvshowhere.xyz at 360p not full screen and with ads and popups

>>149831922
sims 4 has far too big a cc ecosystem for its audience to ever move now

>>149831980
doesnt have to be EA or called the SIMS
just a game with characters that each have their own LLM and you can train them to act a certain way that is more than just a pre written tree seems like an obvious use for AI

>>149829757
All rashford (black)

>>149831689
Please refer to >>149830130 and then rewrite and resubmit your post

>>149832013
i do know the chap who did the ai for the animals in black & white is working for deepmind now

>>149832045
Imagine being as much of a colossal sperg as you are.

>>149832045
picturesque plum of a post

>>149832045
ill stick by my post, marky mark woulda liked it.

>>149832053
I’m just messing me old matey ;)

>>149831546
I am Manchester United's most optimistic fan!

>>149832086
>going to win
clearly not. the league is already fucking wrapped up lad.

>>149832096
Radical

>>149832096
The league is ours. It was promised to us 3000 years ago.

>>149831653
Any relation to Ian?

>>149831922
There was inZOI which was a Korean Sims clone, extremely CPU & GPU intensive with great graphics but not much to do. There was a Paradox Sims clone coming out but they cancelled it despite it absically being done. There is another Sims clone coming out called Paralives.

The real reason is that Sims 4 makes so much money with all its DLCs. They'll milk that dry then make Sims 5, cut even more content from the base game and charge more for it.

>>149832115
Nope. White. Also interestingly this guy had his youtube thumbnail as WELCOME TO LIVERPOOL but had to change it kek but google thumbnail hasn't updated.

>>149827959
Couldn't they just have gotten some bolt cutters and freed the people at the front?

>>149832145
More like poogle cumnail

>>149832154
haha YES gottem!

>>149832153
journos from the sun stole the bolt cutters and ran

>>149832170
it's true
I was there

t. piers moron

>>149832262
>moron
Hahahahahahahha fucking DONE HIM lad hahahahaha
#burnunit
#999
#waaaahmbulance

>Arsenal are closing in on £69 million striker Viktor Gyokeres after a removal van was spotted moving furniture from his luxury Lisbon home.
I mean he sold his house weeks ago, broke up with his girlfriend and said 'I'm not staying in Portugal'.

>>149832339
well they don't want to say he's moved into a motel

>>149832145
Is there a word for people that look like they could be two ages? Like this kid looks like he's 16 and 22 at the same time.

>>149832495
>Like this kid looks like he's 16 and 22 at the same time.
dont think thats going to work for you in court lad

>>149832505
At least I will have learned something new before I get locked up?

Why don't Newcastle go for someone like Sesko instead of Wissa? I know Sesko is more expensive, but he would still have recoupability (cromulent word btw) if it didn't work out and he's young enough that he could come good in the Prem.
Feels like everyone has turned away from Sesko now. I'm also 90% sure he was linked with Newcastle a couple of seasons ago.

>>149832527
hes an red bull fraud
any scouting team with a brain has turned him down, so i guess united will sign him

>>149832579
>tfw United are the only club I've seen linked with him recently
You could be onto something

>>149832527
Sesko was dubbed the new isak in terms of potential and leipzig know that which is why they slapped a 100m fee on him. But that put everyone off. It'll probably end up backfiring long term. He'll still turn out really good though I reckon but then he'll force a move away since he's been blocked from moving for 2 seasons now.

> Inter Milan are in talks with Manchester United for Rasmus Hojlund
[DiMarzio]

>>149832835
>Inter Milan
wait what? is this another one? I swear I read A.C milan earlier today

>>149832838
You must have misread. Inter is in Miami, silly!

>>149832932
well doi, what a silly sausage I am. thinking of the fake inter without messi, of course.

CALLUM WILSON YOU ARE UNITED

>>149832652
Eh. If Arsenal get Top 4 (or 5 if we don't fuck our co-efficient) they'll be back. The whole claim about 'scaling release clause' was so autistic I'm not surprised. Also Sesko is trash. After that miss in the Euros I can't rate him. So, perfect for Arsenal, really. Wasting money on trash.

>>149833112
idk why people continue to think international football matters at all in terms of buying players, it's championship level at best
yet after every WC or euros some player does good and gets bought and it's a shitshow every time

>>149833475
Sorry but if you're one on one, I expect you to score if you're good.

>>149833487
i dont disagree with your comment, in terms of an elite striker should win a 1v1 - but international football is so shit compared to top level domestic football that i dont really care that much what a player does internationally

>>149833569
Well it's important because it shows how they handle pressure. It's also a way to see them play in a team that may not be as good as their club. Sesko doesn't make me stand up and be impressed. Gyokeres only doing relatively well in CL has made me think he might be OK. But he's not going to achieve 125 G/A in 102 games for Arsenal. I'd be surprised if he achieved 1/3rd of that.

I bring up Gyokeres because he was the 2nd option for a club after Sesko and from an international perspective Gyokeres is vastly better than Sesko.

>>149831934
Stop talking to yourself

Snoop dogg has become on of the owners of swansea city

tinkertrannybros... why hasn't fpl started yet?

the guy couldn't even get Coventry promoted in 3 (three) attempts and Shartsnal fans think he'll destroy the Premier League

>>149834461
Cringe

>>149834519
chuba akpom must surely be a £100m minimum player

>>149834740
Why didn't Barcelona go for El Hamdaoui? He's clearly a better player than Suarez as evident by this.

Kyle Walker-Peters has agreed to join West Ham on three year deal, here we go!

After deal off with Besiktas, the fullback accepts to join West Ham as formal steps will follow soon.

Quick talks as
@ExWHUEmployee
called and deal until June 2028.

>>149834925
Barca bought Suarez because he scored a goal a game in the PL, not a literallywho league

how many would Sammie Szmodics score in Portugal?

>>149834949
Alright, why did Liverpool not go for El Hamdaoui then? Clearly he was the better player. He outscored him that one season in that literally who league.

>>149834957
1. El Hamdaoui had already failed at Spurs
2. He'd just moved to Ajax that summer

>>149834957
Gyokeres had 3 seasons in the Championship though

>>149834972
And Akpom had already "failed" at Arsenal. You don't think he would have gone to Liverpool over Ajax if they went for him?

>>149834979
Suarez spent 4.5 in Eredivisie. He was only the top scorer in the very last season. Admit it. It's fucking retarded to look at how someone performed 3 years ago to judge their abilities right now instead of the tape you've been given from these last few years.

>>149835010
Liverpool had the skint Americans and Hodgson they didn't know who El Hamdaoui was, and it's still retarded to think a 27 year old who's peak came in the 7th best league in the world is going to come to the best league in the world and dominate it.

>>149835047
Ah yes if only Liverpool weren't so fucking stupid and went for El Hamdaoui instead of Suarez. They clearly fucked up by going for Suarez instead. Yeah I guess in that same vein I would take Akpom over Gyökeres too. It makes perfect sense when you put it like that.

>>149835010
It's retarded thinking a guy in his mid 20s who failed to light up the Championship is going to light up the PL based on performances in a league in which Darwin was scoring a goal per game

What's the go with Paqueta? He gonna get a ban or just gonna keep going for the hammers like nothing happened?

>>149835066
Stop it. Gyökeres numbers obliterated Nunez. They're not similar.

>>149835065
Suarez was bought when FSG came in, had just turned 24, and Liverpool were totally in the mud at that point. They were midtable when he came in, Gyokeres is coming in to supposedly win Arsenal the league.

>>149834519
Arsenal fans get uppity when there's no football being played, its not until a ball is kicked the copes and the death threats to referees begin

>>149835092
>26 in 28
Based Darwin destroying the league. What was Floperes doing at that age? Scoring 3 goals for Coventry

>Sweden has given up
Floperes confirmed

>>149835411
I mean if you think getting Suarez over El Hamdaoui was a mistake on FSG's part, there's nothing to argue about. You're allowed to be wrong.

>>149835436
Like I said El Hamdaoui was signed 6 months previous they weren't going to sell him straight away.

imagine how good El Hamdaoui would have been in that Liverpool team

>>149835123
>death threats to referees begin
that was always funny because the 'death threat' sent to the ref was actually sent three weeks before about another match. they just used the death threat claim to justify them fucking up again.

>>149835223
He's right the numbers aren't even close to be similar. Gyokeres has a G/A per game of 0.8 in Portugal. Nunez had 1.3.

>>149835673
wrong way round zoomer

>>149834632
Probably a stupid question but do the women's team have the same kit as the men's?

>>149835726
FA site is only listing the lionesses for 2025 at the moment fom what I see

>>149827036
Is he the only inductee?

>>149835783
Probably this year yeah, they seem to induct a bunch every 2 years.
But never to be outdone Jota will now forever be listed on the Teams section of the Liverpool FC website
https://www.liverpoolfc.com/team/mens

>>149835819
>Jota will now forever be listed on the Teams section of the Liverpool FC website
Cringe

>>149835654
>that was always funny because the 'death threat' sent to the ref was actually sent three weeks before about another match
It was the 2-2 between Man United and death threat-specialists Liverpool. He awarded United a penalty and they flew in from then on.

Scousers threaten to blow up Michael Oliver's car with his family in it
Then a few months later their greatest ever academy product, while driving at 25mph, has an unfortunate car incident killing him and his brother
Dramatic irony I think they call this

>>149835903
His brother's name? Michael Oliver.

>Noni Madueke will wear #20 at Arsenal
Can't use that number mate

>>149835673
>Darwin 21/22
1 goal every 83 minutes
>Gyokeres 24/25
1 goal every 78 minutes

not even close to similar you say?

>>149826811 (OP)
pic looks like england's worst watch theft gang

Oh and Floperes also scored 20 penalties last season

give it a rest shitizen

>>149836095
gyokeres has at least had two good seasons which is one more than "darwin" has ever had

>>149836229
Darwin played 60% of the minutes Gyokeres did and was like 5 years younger. Face it, all the evidence points to a flop.

>>149836248
well he cost less than nunez so if he scores more than 25 in 95 he'll have done better

stop arguing with mongs on the internet and get the transfer news posted

>scores more goals
>at a better rate
>over several seasons

liverpool fans trying to deflec from klopp making the worst PL transfer of all time

>>149836302
Kill yourself cunt

>>149836308
>in a farmers league
I watched Al Ahly smash 4 past Porto a couple of weeks ago m8

>Bayern to pay Luis Diaz £280k a week
What a set of retards lmao.

>Elon Musk‘s X has set its first UK Original in the shape of docuseries Keeping The Faith about Premier League club Burnley, we can reveal.
>The deal is a first-of-its kind for X with a Premier League club, and will feature 20 episodes (10-12 mins each) released fortnightly during the upcoming season. This is a departure from previous soccer docs such as Welcome to Wrexham which were released after the season had ended.

>>149836386
Shame we won't be able to watch it when X gets banned on the 25th

>>149829757
SOVL

>Arsenal fans editing photos to make their players look more muscular

Grim

>The Owls can confirm that the current contracts of Michael Smith and Josh Windass have been terminated by mutual consent.

>Djeidi Gassama has departed Hillsborough, joining @RangersFC for an undisclosed fee.

>Anthony Musaba has left the Owls, signing for Turkish side Samsunspor for an undisclosed fee.

>The North Stand at Sheffield Wednesday's Hillsborough ground could be closed for the start of the football season after the city council warned it may not be able to approve the safety certificate necessary for it to be used by fans.

>Wissa has rejected Newcastle in favour of Spurs
Newcastle got no game, no pull. Even winning a fucking cup and Howe can't even get lads from non-teams like Brentford

>>149836403
>X gets banned on the 25th
Don't say that, a certain someone will literally kill himself if he can't spend every waking second taking screenshots of Arsenal tweets on X!

>>149837041
Don't worry this will be our season.

>>149836403
It's twitter you dumb cunt

>>149837041
does feel like newcastle have peaked

>>149836982
Just me or does that crest placement seem off? Looks way too high, although I guess the pic could just be a shitty mock up

Eddie Howe is too busy leaking transfer info to Michael Edwards to work on making any signings for Newcastle

>£71m for Mbeumo
OH I AM LAFFIN

>>149837041
spursbros we're so back

>>149837116
I wouldn't say the team itself has peaked, given the money and other factors surrounding it. I'd say that this is the limit of what Howe can achieve. Bringing in some hungry British lads? Easy. But Ungundu Lekeke from Germany or Riccardo LeFasteio from Italy are likely to use the club to pivot transfers elsewhere

why did Brighton buy Gyokeres only to never play him

>paid 1 mil more than the asking price
masterclass by ineos

Look how the Geordie Bastard is making out like Newcastle are trying to sign nobodies from abroad.
They're linking themselves to wildly inprobable and recognisable targets from abroad and even probable targets from within the league and getting rightly SNUBBED.

>>149837164
they got mbeumo
well done united and thanks for the smiles
:(

>cheaper fee
>lower wages
>younger
>over double the npxG + xAG
Liverpool chads how do we eat so good

>>149837203
Took them 2 months to negotiate the deal too. Genuis.

You know he didn't intend that and he'll act like he did
What a mong

£71m for mbuemo is a bargain when you consider they paid £72m for hojlund

>>149837223
also
>prem proven vs blundershitga signing

Where’s the bloody Chelsea transfers?!? Don’t tell me Todd calmed down

brentford are going to be the richest club in the championship

>west ham in talks for harvey elliott
surely people won't sign paqueta until the betting stuff is resolved

>>149837250
they need to sell about 12 players first

How long before the next 'United won't overspend ever again' propaganda piece from the United-besotted Daily Mail?

They spent 72m on a bald player with 10 months left on his contract hahahahaha fucking hell

>>149837250
Garnacho on his way and at least a few more pacey wingers I reckon

Does this mean Wissa won't go anywhere? I thought Brentford were adamant they wouldn't sell both him and Mbeumo

>>149837274
It didn’t work for Sanshit but I’m sure he’ll be unlocked this time

>>149837269
didn't realise he is out of contract next year how the fuck have they get £72m for him

>>149837277
depends if newcastle put in a stupid offer when they get desperate at the end of the window

>>149837286
>newcastle
He's staying then

>>149837274
>ANOTHER young black lad
His lust cannot be sated

which overpriced shit player are united singing next?

>>149837277
they paid £30m for igor thiago last year who had a bad injury so depends if they think he's any good

>>149837303
only £90m to sir jim and the gang

>Massively overpaying for Brentford players
This is what Man U are reduced to nowadays, no player with actual ambition would even consider them. Sad!

>>149837354
are you like dave but the abu version

>>149837164
>spread over 4 years
As a united fan, I am laffin/ It means we can afford to buy one more player minimum :)

>>149837354
Best part is that both are extremely low IQ players.

>>149837284
he has an option to extend so its effectively 2 years left. That wouldn't help your childish agenda though would it?

>>149837380
did you see that interview with mbeumo asking him questions and he just has no answers kek
proper npc
https://youtu.be/g-jSBCWlPuo?t=421

>>149837223
Hold on wait a minute, wait a minute ?
7/20 of Mbuemo's goals is penalties?
Bruno takes those at Man United, so they basically paid 71m for one 13 non-penalty goal season which was also a massive xG overperformance ?
Not looking like a good deal anymore

>>149837430
This is what United need though, personality-free players
Otherwise you get your Rashfords, your Garnachos

What are the latest West Ham rumours?

>>149837380
New cope just dropped I see. football I.Q is completely different.

Any updates on rodrygo to liverpool situation?

>>149837446
harvey elliot

>>149837439
It's 5*
15*
Point still stands tho

>>149837430
he doesn't watch tv and hates capeshit?
seems pretty based

>>149837439
stop posting undisputable stats to support your childish agenda

You now remember Arsenal fans boasting about Saka having a genius level IQ only for him to publically embarrass himself on a children's quiz show.

>>149837463
so 10 or so more than another united cf

Yes can we get back to Arsenal please
No it isn't obsession don't call it that

>>149837203
>spend months negotiating
>Pay original fee quoted anyway, with +£1m tip

Howling

>Manchester United reach agreement with Brentford to sign Bryan Mbeumo. Deal between clubs struck at £65m guaranteed + up to £6m add-ons.
65m pounds on a literal who from a midtable team.

>>149837467
Love how you got called out and couldn't respond directly. Coward.

mbeumo copes tier list
overperformed his xQ has top be S tier

>>149837466
yeah fair enough doesnt like capeshit but he only had anything to say for about 2/30 questions
>what do you say to yourself before a game?
>err im the best and err i do my best
could just be being french though they all seem a bit off

>Wissa prefers Spurs over Newcastle

No player wants to go to the frozen, Scottish shithole

Mbuemo is only 25? Fucking hell

>>149837527
Prefer a Wispa myself

>>149837199
They did play him. He made 8 senior appearances for them and he was shite.
Then they sent him on loan a bunch and he was still shite so they sold him to Coventry for a million quid.

>>149837500
>from a midtable team.
mmm

>>149837488
Yeah I mean you can't deny it is a massive upgrade

hope mbeumo going manure means we (spurs) dont get wissa hes old and not that special even if frank knows how to use him

20 goals and 8 assists in the Premier League. Good price when you consider what other players are going for.

65M guaranteed + 6 in performance based add ons. Only 16.25M to be paid this summer.

>>149837443
>Our players are egomaniacs, we need to overcompensate by buying window lickers
Fascinating logic

>>149837547
Yes anon, 10th in the league is considered midtable

>>149837547
now 15th have the best players from 16th and 10th where does that put them for next season?
cheeky 12th?

>>149837564
Oh yeah we were meant to laugh at your le bvsed kek-worthy YouTube video of an NPC. Where was the frogimage alongside it??

Wissa will score more goals than Gyokeres next season

>>149837590
elanga will score more goals than mbeumo

>>149837583
I think they've got it wrapped up honestly

>>149837557
He is not a bad player nor a bad signing but it is inarguable overspend for a club which constantly demands their journos tell everyone they will never overspend ever again.

Huuuuuge

>>149837607
Is it an overspend though? 28g/a in the EPL. Players with less have gone for 100M.

>>149837617
think i know her brother wayne

bros gee and ay in the ee pee ell is bussin is it

>>149837627
He had 10 months left on his contract and got 10 open play goals last season, insane to pay £71m

>>149837644
Brentford had a club side option to extend for a year so he had 2 years left. He's also their top scorer and they just lost their manager.

>>149837583
No chance they are breaking the Crystal Palace stranglehold on 12th place.

>"How are we going to jump from 15th to 5th?"
>"Let's sign Wolves and Brentford's best attackers for a combined £130m"

>>149837650
>Brentford had a club side option to extend for a year so he had 2 years left.
this is basically like speaking chinese to abus

>>149837627
I believe the argument is you can acquire better players for £65m

Don't sign a striker, sign some kid, sign actual pl players. Doesn't seem to matter. Apparently rather talk about united than their own clubs

>>149837670
I can't tell if these people are retarded or just choose to be.

Quick Comparison

Wirtz
>22 years old
Mbeumo
>25 years old

There's a reason United tried to hijack Ekitike (a boyhood United fan) and got SNUBBED. They know Mbuemo is hilariously overpriced, but there's nobody else left they can get

>>149837716
Tell me, why do you think top clubs like Liverpool, City and Bayern were after Wirtz and not Mbuemo?

>>149837716
>ABUs will defend this

>>149837722
Best thing is they're coping so hard they're now hyping Big Zirk as if we didn't all see him play like utter shit last season.

When did this thread get filled with twitter zoomers who only measure in goals and assists

>>149837733
Because they have strikers who were scoring goals. What an inane question.

>>149837733
Only Liverpool was serious. City and Bayern thought he was worth WAY less.

>>149837746
When it became that time of year again when United customers come crawling out the woodwork (aka when no football is played)

>>149837733
They simply don't have the same level of scouting as Manchester United PLC

>>149837733
Wirtz has hair and doesn't play in AFCON. If Bryan wasn't bald, he'd be worth £85mil. Because I assure you, looks alone add market value. Why you think Chelsea got Cole £40mil? Nothing in that head of his.

>>149837716
Wirtz is lowkey trash

Wirtz has beautiful black queen gf

Cunha and Mbeumo are both good but it's a bit mad they've spent all summer signing players for the part of the pitch they already had the most depth in
Reckon Mbeumo will end up playing up front quite a bit

>>149837755
City said they thought he'd cost 300m
Bayern just assumed he'd choose them
They were both serious about him

>>149837825
Gyokeres agent got like £8m and hes on £375k per week

>>149837773
You blame man u but its all plastic 6 fanboys responsible for ruining this general

>>149837569
Imagine complaining about getting the best player from a mid-table team when you finished 15th.
>>149837583
that's my question
>>149837716
>left: hasn't played in the Premier League yet.
>right: has already played in the Premier League.
So they're getting a lot of new players who will need time to adapt to the league and the question is who will be able to adapt.

>>149837835
Adaptation is a meme, look at Grealish

United won.... they won again bros..

They're building slowly but surely, there's a clear plan and when it clicks then they will be fully back

>>149837133
It does look way too high. Like they're on your clavicle instead of your chest

>>149837716
>United fans trying to justify their massive overpay by comparing forwards and midfielders

>>149837828
>Gyokeres agent got like £8m
no he didn't, he waived it. also if you're including that then mbeumo is even more. also gyokeres is on £200k at arsenal.

i know there is a meme but you just make united fans look retarded.

>nooo don't judge Amorim's meme 3 at the back formation he hasn't got his players in yet!
>summer comes round
>don't buy any players for the system, no CB or CMs, just splash out on 2 forwards who also don't play that formation

????

>>149837888
I'm sorry wheres the whinging per 90?

>>149837635
Mad how this hasn’t gotten a laugh yet. I chuckled.

OH NO NO NO

Liverpool customers actually think Wirtz is better than Fernandes. Embarrassing. I'm not even a United fan.

>>149837940
If fernandes was any good hed be at a top club

>>149837958
Such as?

Now get Vlahovic

>>149837940
wirtz is the white emile smith-rowe

>>149837969
Tottenham Hotspurs of course!

>>149837969
One playing in the CL every year, not bumming around in mid table and hoping to get EL at age 30

I certainly hope there's a steven gerrard fan about

jfc how grim is that squad, all disgusting ugly looking mongs
>poono
>heaven
>yoro
>mbongo
>mainure

absolutely zero aura. joke of a club.

This transfer window is boring desu

>>149837994
Uh anon I'm not sure 15th counts as mid table....

>>149837940
>Manuredogs are still deluded about Pruno Penaldes being a good player almost 8 months into 2025
Florian Wirtz at age 23 has more league titles than Pruno Penandes does in his career as a professional footballer so far.
Now that's what I call embarassing

Does everyone still remember ABABABABABAB posted
Shit was hilarious

are any clubs going to sign some white players?

I think my favourite shit player is Juan mata

>>149838095
Like it was yesterday, it was lowercase btw

>>149838108
Not allowed any more

Man United finish above Liverpool next season

Liverpool are going to Japan on Sunday

>>149838119
Shola Ameobi

>>149838168
>which club is run most like a jewish institution

>>149838169
she's got AI understanding of the human anatomy

>>149837900
United had a major injury crisis last season that gets forgotten since Amorim didn't throw a melty over it

>>149838049
i think it's because there are no good players any more

also no newcastle going wild buying numerous players and outmuscling big clubs

>>149838201
>what is perspective

Try make better yourself

>>149838169
Does our Abs come with the painting? If so £800 is a bargain aha x

Ekitike will flop in the prem

Screenshotmong has to be on the lowest rung of the social ladder. Literally advertising on behalf of some fattie with zero recompense.

>>149838217
>muh e-friends

Kill yourself

>>149838108
not fast enough for today's modern game

>>149838169
>not even the slightest bit portly
Rare find indeed

He'll be up until 7am spamming screenshots of his parasocial mates, seething and stinking out the house with his B.O. all the while.

Ben Jacobs is saying that if Spurs don't get Morgan Gibbs-White then they'll be forced to keep Richarlison, despite Everton's interest in getting him back.

>>149838259
>so little interest you have to go BACK to Everton after escaping
Grim

>>149838169
That looks like Jason Statham more than Slot.

everton will finish higher than man utd

Where the fuck did this other Canadian come from?

>>149838169
In all seriousness that is a fucking dreadful painting.

>>149838217
you're one beneath because he's gotten to you this much

You're all slagging off the painting of his girlfriend (in his warped shut-in mind she literally is his girlfriend).

Still can't decide who is having a worse window between spurs and united. Mbeumo is a great player but way over priced. Kudus is way worse than mbuemo, cheaper, but doesn't raise spurs level at all (I'd argue kulu is better when he's fit).

>>149838169
would love to look at that everyday ( and the painting as well!)

>>149838319
He posts a ton of passive aggressive shit about his favourite characters every day, just ignore him

>>149838348
>believes one player makes the team better
>believes one player does not make the team better
its an absolute mystery

>>149838348
Ian Darke was saying yesterday that Kudus was damaged goods and must-sell in the eyes of West Ham fans (had a dreadful season and didn't put in much effort) so £55m was the very top limit of what they expected. So could also be an overspend depending on how you look at it.

just checked her page
>4.8k sales

bindippers buying terrible paintings because its "one of our own"

state

>>149838380
United need way more players than just mbuemo so their window is still shit. Spurs are spending big money on a player they don't really need or is a backup. Both teams need entirely new midfields.

>>149838416
shut the heck up man. we lacked goals massively. these signing are pushing us up to 9th and there's nothing you can do about it

>>149838412
you're the last person to critique art, you said you use AI to make it look like David Beckham is hugging you. Give your head a shake

Screenshotmong spending all his benefits on Etsy

>>149838436
think that was one of the other voices in yuor head

>>149838432
yeah, there was a scottish lad they had, the fucking twats. still, they're at least managing to arne into some sort of euro place

>>149838462
>yuor

>>149838468
meant for >>149838416 but same shit I guess

>>149838436
She's not gonna shag you.

>>149838462
>gets so flustered by being caught he loses the ability to spell
KWAB

>>149838412
>4.8k sales
>bindippers buying terrible paintings because its "one of our own"
loooool

>>149838517
Nor am I looking for that, I am far too old for her (as well as too much of a bad boy)

>Al Hilal are weighing up a move for Newcastle striker Alexander Isak [Di Marzio]
Newcastle fans won't have any cope for this one. They know the Saudis have free reign to take any of their players at any moment.

>>149838580
that would be a shame

>>149838580
>kit is a prison uniform
>treat your players like prisoners
is this a chicken and the egg situation?

>>149838580
>Turn down a bid of £120m from Liverpool for Isak
>Liverpool buy Ekitike
>Isak sold to Al-Hilal for £10m
>Forced to get Calvert-Lewin and Vardy on frees
>Mfw

Yeah I'm sure the Saudis will weaken their own club instead of weakening a rival that will definitely happen

>>149838630
I still rate Vardy.

>>149838687
Cope and/or seethe it's gonna happen

>>149838630
Liverpool are going to poach Gordon off them as well btw
Eddie's working on lowering the fee for Liverpool

imaging the scenes if mbeumo fails his medical

>>149838912
hopefully united are using their best imagining systems

>>149838912
A club can ignore a medical as long-timers will remember

Imagine the scenes when Wirtz blows his ACL (again)

Can't wait for us to sign Isak las. I haven't been this excited about signing a player from Newcastle since we signed Gordon from them last season.

>>149826811 (OP)
Looks like the Red faggots fight for another season to not get relegated

Saudi Arabia putting Isak into Al-Hilal from Newcastle United is like how a Scouser would move a fiver from his benefits-sustained debit account into an Etsy gift voucher

too much schadenfreude in this thread for my tastes. While it's too late to turn this thread around, let's focus on all being a bit better in the next one

>71m for mbongo who's only got 1y left on his deal
the tax younited have to pay for being shit

£150M for a bundesfraude who already has a blown ACL...

Liverpool been taken to the cleaners

>>149839037
>1 year option
>1+1=1
I thought you guys had proper education?

is the leaf that wont say who he supports a manure customer then

just got back from the barber lads, did Manure really pay 82 million Euro for Mbeumo??

>>149839083
a second leaf has hit /trans/ and it's fucking me up

>>149839083
said it several times yeah

>>149839059
Mental

>>149839089
Speaking of barbers, United are due to open their new £50m training ground soon. That has a barber in it. Need to keep those English (African) lads looking fresh and zesty.

97!
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MORE
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MOREEEE
97!
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MORE

yeah haircuts. classic black people thing.

>>149839116
don't they not have a roof?

>>149839131
98 with our Jota la

Its not his fault he went miles over the speed limit and murdered his own brother

>>149839116
I thought they were cost cutting, why the fuck do they need their own barber ?

>>149839139
That's by the by and we aren't allowed to discuss it because our resident black poster is getting upset.

>>149839136
it is dave, but keep fighting the brave fight

>>149839131
Why didn't they just form an orderly queue? Are scousers that fucking thick?

>>149839150
We're at 100 now because of Jota and also the two coward 'survivors' who committed suicide after French police denied Scousers with fake tickets into the CL final
https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/two-hillsborough-survivors-taken-lives-25122577

>>149839083
started gardening this year, I'm a fan of tea, walks at night and rotund asses. just incase there was form i missed or something

>>149839167
Everyone knows Jim is a complete fucking retard. The only people who don't seem to know are United customers.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/man-utd-new-training-ground-35576120

>>149839195
Why do they yearn for overcrowding small venues?

>>149839131
YOU'RE BEING A BULLYYYYYYYY STOP ITTTTTTTT :(

>>149839203
there is a humourless dweeb who lurks in the archiverinos who will demand to know what team you support (never says who he supports howbeit)

>>149839211
>MAY ALLOW players to bring their own barbers
certainly the banking institution will provide the barber yeah?

>>149827771
Isak is going to barca next season. It's the best upward move for his career. Laporta and Deco are structring the shady financing right now. They will clear lewa, de Jong and terstagen off the books. Get xavi simmons back for relatively cheap and then isak.

>>149839167
>>149839211
I think there's an ulterior motive behind this. I think Jim suspects players are leaking out stories by mindlessly wittering on as their barber snips away.
It's not necessarily just the barbers themselves but the other people there and the people the barber will then talk to without thinking about it.

Understand Nicolas #Jackson is on the shortlist for Manchester United, as the club are looking to bring in a new striker. Nothing advanced yet and there are more options, but #MUFC are closely monitoring Jackson’s situation.

The 24 y/o versatile striker could leave Chelsea if a suitable offer arrives. Many enquiries have been made. His contract runs until 2033.

@SkySportDE

Chelsea and Arsenal among clubs attentive to Xavi Simons situation this summer.

He’s prepared to leave Leipzig as revealed since May and Premier League top clubs are informed. No bids or talks yet.

Nothing concrete with Barça so far.

(FabrizioRomano)

>>149837835
They said this when they signed a whole new midfield and then they went and won a league with that midfield with a manager in his first season of the prem

>>149839195
Dave you need help

>>149838912
Didn't they discover something fucked up about Hojlund's neck or spine but went through with the transfer anyway?

This whole site is just full of retards now

>>149839540
>now

>>149839455
Would be a good signing for forty five mil, Chelsea wants a hunnit tho

>>149839540
You need filters on every single board to get rid of the no-life schizos obsessed with their respective boogeymen

>>149839473
Arsenal trying to buy the league

Arteta already at £1 billion spent

>>149839578
>replies to his own post
KWAHD (kek what a humourless dweeb)

what's a boogeyman? someone who dances?

Tired of this pointless bickering
Hope all the teams have a nice time

>>149839540
Influx of Liverpool customers

>>149839630
There's unfortunately no way to stop you low quality samefag accusers either, but you're all equally as cancerous and valueless as the schizos

>>149839824
leave it to the fucking leafs

>>149839824
you're so miserable everyday kid, maybe pick up a hobby? do you think you're doing these threads a service by gracing us with your constant doom and gloom? get a clue

>>149840050
I hardly ever post here and you have no idea who I am. Stop making off-topic posts you cunt

>>149840075
>cunt
I know exactly who you are because you sign your posts (against my advice mind)

WE ARE BACK

>>149840117
No you don't, you don't have a fucking clue. All of your accusations and boogeyman derailing is wrong and objectively thread ruining you stupid cunt. I am filtering every Canada flag after I hit submit so I can never see any of your posts ever again

Royt wots awl dis den

>>149840175
_______ING!

4chan
X
Etsy
That's his life

>>149840190
Is this the cope Liverpool customers have had to rely on now? So so sad.

>>149840175
>just starting to share my witticisms
well, for fuck sakes

>>149840222
see what you did?

>>149840117
WTF I thought we did sign our posts here?

- THE BIG DAWG -
"RUFF RUFF RUFF"
RIP NAN 1943 - 2018

>>149840190
Why would they nick a player from themselves? Loan him back to Newcastle for PSR reasons?

- THE BIG DAWG -
"RUFF RUFF RUFF"
RIP NAN 1943 - 2018

>>149840331
this is a post I would have kept in my pocket and not wasted in a dying thread, you are more selfless and generous than we give you credit for big dawg, your Nan would be proud

Respect big dawg!

>isak to saudi
>snubbed by delap
>snubbed by mbeumo
>snubbed by ekitike
>snubbed by pedro
i thought newcastle are a big club

NEW
>>149840527
>>149840527
>>149840527

>>149840383
They could do that with any player if they wanted thoughever

>>149840331
Rest in nan x