/hoc/ - /sp/ (#149828198) [Archived: 183 hours ago]

Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 9:09:28 PM No.149828198
Untidtled
Untidtled
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Flames dynasty 2026-2046
edition
Replies: >>149828235 >>149828387 >>149828388 >>149834429
Anonymous Chile
7/17/2025, 9:10:33 PM No.149828214
anime cunny
Anonymous United States
7/17/2025, 9:12:12 PM No.149828235
>>149828198 (OP)
DOOMED
Anonymous United States
7/17/2025, 9:12:15 PM No.149828236
bud + 1 = trb
Anonymous United States
7/17/2025, 9:12:15 PM No.149828237
F L A M E S
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Replies: >>149828251 >>149828382
Anonymous United States
7/17/2025, 9:13:13 PM No.149828251
>>149828237

D O O M E D
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Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 9:14:29 PM No.149828276
nova scotia mentioned
Anonymous United States
7/17/2025, 9:15:18 PM No.149828287
GOBBLE GOBBLE
GOBBLE GOBBLE
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enough about the calgary lames, let's talk about my canesies
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 9:15:30 PM No.149828290
>>149828251
wtf is that meant to mean?
Replies: >>149828293 >>149828303 >>149828324
Anonymous United States
7/17/2025, 9:15:53 PM No.149828293
>>149828290
newfag americans pls understand
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 9:16:23 PM No.149828302
1748224795508160
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Replies: >>149828304
Anonymous United States
7/17/2025, 9:16:42 PM No.149828303
>>149828290
The rest of the league is doomed. There's no stopping the Flames
Replies: >>149828381
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 9:16:50 PM No.149828304
>>149828302
art
Anonymous United States
7/17/2025, 9:17:08 PM No.149828310
eBaum's World thread
Replies: >>149828318
Anonymous Netherlands
7/17/2025, 9:17:47 PM No.149828315
maxresdefault
maxresdefault
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for me it was NHL05
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 9:18:13 PM No.149828318
1742895826965724
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>>149828310
>it still exists
Anonymous United States
7/17/2025, 9:18:47 PM No.149828324
>>149828290

DOOM
Anonymous United States
7/17/2025, 9:21:24 PM No.149828356
IMG_7786
IMG_7786
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JWAB
Replies: >>149828648 >>149833281
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 9:23:02 PM No.149828381
>>149828303
flames stop themselves when starved of fuel
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 9:23:05 PM No.149828382
312231
312231
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>>149828237
R U L E
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Anonymous United States
7/17/2025, 9:23:15 PM No.149828387
Dostal
Dostal
md5: a5f4875762acf3d094a72432501b0fc8๐Ÿ”
>>149828198 (OP)
My goalie just signed another 5 years with the Ducks.
Anonymous United States
7/17/2025, 9:23:17 PM No.149828388
>>149828198 (OP)
is it frowned upon to ice fish during a pond hockey game?
Replies: >>149828412 >>149828473
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 9:25:09 PM No.149828412
>>149828388
i'd imagine walking into the middle of the game and drilling a fucking hole through the ice would be frowned upon, yes
Replies: >>149828440 >>149828462 >>149828478
Anonymous United States
7/17/2025, 9:25:43 PM No.149828429
I think what I'll do is wait until someone posts something that gets (You)s, then wait for the next thread and repost it
Anonymous United States
7/17/2025, 9:26:02 PM No.149828440
>>149828412
It's ok if the hole is smaller than the puck
Anonymous United States
7/17/2025, 9:27:01 PM No.149828462
>>149828412
well obviously it wouldnt be in the middle of the playing surface. it would off to the side. bench players would have something fun to do. and at the end of the game you could have a cookout with all the fish that were collectively caught.
Replies: >>149828542
Anonymous United States
7/17/2025, 9:27:41 PM No.149828471
Reasons why the Florida Panthers are MAGA's team.
1) Trump permanently moved to West Palm Beach. The Panthers play in Broward County, which is right next door.
2) Panthers majority owner Vinnie Viola was Trump's first nominee for Secretary of the Army back in 2017.
3) Panthers minority owner Doug Cifu is rabidly pro-Israel.
4) Several Panther players have been known Trump supporters. E.g., Aaron Ekblad, Matthew Tkachuk, Seth Jones, Frank Vatrano, Keith Yandle, Marc Staal, Eric Staal, Jeff Petry, James Reimer
Anonymous United States
7/17/2025, 9:27:51 PM No.149828473
>>149828388
I wonder if you could ice fish under an NHL rink? Do they put fish under the ice?
Anonymous United States
7/17/2025, 9:28:10 PM No.149828478
ce5343838ee223ad27a7d9d834602183
ce5343838ee223ad27a7d9d834602183
md5: 10f8077af183b91d803f5d6c4128e226๐Ÿ”
>>149828412
I do it all the time.
Replies: >>149828542
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 9:31:44 PM No.149828542
>>149828478
mean

>>149828462
okay, well maybe that does sound great
Anonymous United States
7/17/2025, 9:37:22 PM No.149828619
I thought I was out of darts then I remembered I have a pack in the car
God blesses a nigga
Replies: >>149828703 >>149828719
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 9:39:26 PM No.149828648
>>149828356
I once played with a 3rd pairing dman in a beer league game (ty wishart), he passed so hard that if you weren't ready or looking your stick would nearly fly out of your hands
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 9:40:14 PM No.149828658
>trb admitting his preference for "manlove"
last thread was grim
Replies: >>149828691 >>149828696
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 9:42:40 PM No.149828691
>>149828658
its why he is constantly seeking attention and approval from /hoc/
Anonymous United States
7/17/2025, 9:42:46 PM No.149828696
>>149828658
man love? gay
Dude Love? Hall of Fame
Anonymous United States
7/17/2025, 9:43:09 PM No.149828703
>>149828619
filth
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 9:43:53 PM No.149828715
1729004013004839
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Replies: >>149828723
Anonymous United States
7/17/2025, 9:44:08 PM No.149828719
>>149828619
What kind of dartboard do you have?
Replies: >>149828736
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 9:44:28 PM No.149828723
>>149828715
that's actually very beautiful
Anonymous United States
7/17/2025, 9:45:22 PM No.149828736
>>149828719
we only do cricket
Anonymous United States
7/17/2025, 9:45:30 PM No.149828739
10 players guaranteed to be traded by this time next year according to legit source(s).

Erik Karlsson
Rasmus Dahlin
Quinn Hughes
Tage Thompson
Troy Terry
Bowen Byram
Bryan Rust
Rickard Rakell
Jared McCann
Ryan O'Reilly
Replies: >>149828788 >>149828814
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 9:47:57 PM No.149828781
all shit btw
Anonymous United States
7/17/2025, 9:48:10 PM No.149828788
>>149828739
>Erik Karlsson
>Bryan Rust
>Rickard Rakell
Can we move these up a bit? Like this month?
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 9:49:22 PM No.149828814
>>149828739
Quinn Hughes is going to fetch a pretty penny, the prettiest penny ever seen I bet. How often do you have a chance at getting a dman of his caliber?
Replies: >>149828877
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 9:50:07 PM No.149828823
the canucks can't have fucked up this badly?
Replies: >>149828847 >>149828851
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 9:51:21 PM No.149828847
>>149828823
They are going all-in this next season in an attempt to win enough that Hughes will stay with them, so time will tell. But yes.
Anonymous United States
7/17/2025, 9:51:37 PM No.149828851
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>>149828823
>trading a vezina to dubas
Anonymous United States
7/17/2025, 9:52:24 PM No.149828862
Screenshot 2025-07-17 at 15-47-26 New York Rangers Contracts Cap Hits and Salary Cap Puckpedia
You wake up in an $12,000 per month Midtown East apartment. You check your phone and realize that it's Day 1 of your job as New York Rangers GM. How do you approach pic related?
Replies: >>149828892 >>149829011 >>149829024
Anonymous United States
7/17/2025, 9:52:31 PM No.149828865
Tage Thompson to Carolina, you heard it here first
Anonymous United States
7/17/2025, 9:53:25 PM No.149828877
>>149828814
>How often do you have a chance at getting a dman of his caliber?
i mean Erik Karlsson and Rasmus Dahlin are both on this list, so I'm gonna say a decent amount.
Replies: >>149828908 >>149828918
Anonymous United States
7/17/2025, 9:54:11 PM No.149828892
>>149828862
I'd trade everyone to my team for future considerations, retaining all salary
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 9:55:04 PM No.149828908
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>>149828877
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 9:55:44 PM No.149828918
Screenshot 2025-07-17 125541
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>>149828877
Karlsson is past his prime and probably won't get more than 60-65 points next season, and Dahlin is also not a ppg dman like Hughes
Replies: >>149829048
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 9:59:19 PM No.149828986
Quinn Hughes for Arturs Silovs and a holographic charizard
Anonymous United States
7/17/2025, 10:01:01 PM No.149829011
>>149828862
This isn't even that bad. The only real issue is Zibanejad's buyout proof contract, but if the Stors can make four WCFs with Seguin at $9.75m, then the Rangers should be fine.
Trade Lafreniere for whatever value you can get before his trade protection activates.
Don't re-sign Panarin.
Replies: >>149829042 >>149829418
Anonymous United States
7/17/2025, 10:01:47 PM No.149829019
>rags
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 10:01:50 PM No.149829020
Quinn Hughes for Rei Kuromiya
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 10:02:02 PM No.149829024
>>149828862
>all those 30+ year old boomers
it's over for the rags
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 10:02:53 PM No.149829042
>>149829011
losing in the wcf isnt an accomplishment
Replies: >>149829071
Anonymous United States
7/17/2025, 10:03:08 PM No.149829048
>>149828918
Neither Dahlin nor Hughes are legit 1Ds. The difference is that Dahlin could actually be great if he weren't retarded while Hughes' production depends on completely abandoning his defensive responsibilities.
Replies: >>149829072 >>149829130
Anonymous United States
7/17/2025, 10:03:22 PM No.149829053
1730677930339992
1730677930339992
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god bless our drawfag king
Anonymous United States
7/17/2025, 10:04:09 PM No.149829071
>>149829042
how many playoff rounds has your team won in the past five years?
Replies: >>149829078 >>149829229
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 10:04:12 PM No.149829072
>>149829048
dafuq is a 1D if a norris winner doesn't qualify then? prime willie mitchell?
Replies: >>149829147
Anonymous Slovakia
7/17/2025, 10:04:26 PM No.149829075
FB_IMG_1752782624653
FB_IMG_1752782624653
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Replies: >>149829090 >>149829199 >>149832463
Anonymous United States
7/17/2025, 10:04:52 PM No.149829078
>>149829071
cope question
Replies: >>149829133
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 10:05:27 PM No.149829090
>>149829075
nashville stammer might be the biggest fall from grace i've seen in recent years
Anonymous United States
7/17/2025, 10:06:36 PM No.149829104
>Boushart
That'll be 11M + tip, please.
Anonymous United States
7/17/2025, 10:07:57 PM No.149829127
Last 2 digits are how many more cups the Flames win in my lifetime
Anonymous Sweden
7/17/2025, 10:08:12 PM No.149829130
>>149829048
Retard
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 10:08:18 PM No.149829133
>>149829078
is it? I hear all fucking year long about the laffs being shit in the playoffs. don't tell me the fucking laffs have done better than your team?
Replies: >>149829184
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 10:08:35 PM No.149829140
Quinn Hughes for a homeschooled bipolar willing tipsy pro-life depending on the race heiress to the oh henry candy bar fortune unvaccinated ginger amish teenage cowgirl hymen in pigtails with freckles and no gag reflex barefoot wearing a confederate flag bikini reading Atlas Shrugged with her identical twin sister
Anonymous United States
7/17/2025, 10:09:10 PM No.149829147
>>149829072
Norris is a joke award.
>what is a 1D
1) a guy who is a good enough defender to successfully match up against elite forwards 5v5.
2) a guy who is capable enough offensively to quarterback a PP.
There's only like 15 or so guys in the league right now who are true 1Ds, and most of them don't get Norris votes.
Replies: >>149829154 >>149829173 >>149829271
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 10:09:46 PM No.149829154
>>149829147
hughes can do both of those things tho
Replies: >>149829195
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 10:11:09 PM No.149829173
>>149829147
are you going to point out things quinn can't do in an effort to put him down or what? im confused here
Anonymous United States
7/17/2025, 10:12:18 PM No.149829184
>>149829133
>wahhh /hoc/ pwease stop buwwying my weafies all season waaahhh
get it together, kid
Replies: >>149829200 >>149829320
Anonymous United States
7/17/2025, 10:12:19 PM No.149829185
glad to see you guys not calling those that itt
Replies: >>149829214
Anonymous United States
7/17/2025, 10:12:51 PM No.149829195
>>149829154
If Hughes was a reliable defender, then he'd play on the Penalty Kill. He's the only 23+ minute per night guy in the league who doesn't kill penalties.
Replies: >>149829248 >>149829304
Anonymous Sweden
7/17/2025, 10:13:19 PM No.149829199
>>149829075
Replace Bouchard with Byfield. Kangz would've been up 3-1 going back home if Byfield hadn't been a retard with the puck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1jPUqT21Mg
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 10:13:20 PM No.149829200
>>149829184
I appreciate you sidestepping the question again. My post specifically pointed out how shit my leafs are and how deserving they are of bullying you fucking retard.
Replies: >>149829243
Anonymous Sweden
7/17/2025, 10:14:26 PM No.149829214
Marner in the Tavares
Marner in the Tavares
md5: d9151f12d867623023910077dd8dc494๐Ÿ”
>>149829185
I've already taken a Marner today. I don't expect to take another one.
Replies: >>149829302 >>149829859
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 10:15:43 PM No.149829229
>>149829071
>if you lose you win
Anonymous United States
7/17/2025, 10:15:52 PM No.149829233
clapperSeesABrapper
clapperSeesABrapper
md5: 8fe8e907256e323dba01de716b40d252๐Ÿ”
Remember when Canooks fans said that they had
- Arguably the best defenseman in the league
- Two Top 10 centers
- A top 10 goalie
- A super deep blueline
and then they missed the playoffs?
Replies: >>149829246 >>149829268 >>149829351
Anonymous United States
7/17/2025, 10:16:33 PM No.149829243
>>149829200
no need to get so frustrated on /hoc/, lad. we're just a few friends chumming it up
Replies: >>149829261
Anonymous United States
7/17/2025, 10:16:46 PM No.149829246
>>149829233
cope it's pettersson's fault
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 10:17:01 PM No.149829248
>>149829195
He's too good to be on the PK, I also remember he didn't have a goal scored against when he was on the ice for the first 15 games of last season or something.
Replies: >>149829277
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 10:17:54 PM No.149829261
>>149829243
why is my chum so afraid to mention how many rounds of playoffs his team has won?
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 10:18:07 PM No.149829268
>>149829233
i dont recall shannon ever saying that.
Anonymous United States
7/17/2025, 10:18:17 PM No.149829271
>>149829147
>There's only like 15 or so guys in the league right now who are true 1Ds
And Boushart and Moron Really are 2 of them, right?

RIGHT?!?
Replies: >>149829298
Anonymous United States
7/17/2025, 10:18:42 PM No.149829277
>>149829248
>He's too good to be on the PK
Karlsson is the only other dman for whom that's been said, and it took you goym 15 years to realize you can't win with that cat.
Anonymous United States
7/17/2025, 10:19:43 PM No.149829298
>>149829271
no but Mattias Ekholm is.
Replies: >>149829398
Anonymous United States
7/17/2025, 10:20:03 PM No.149829302
>>149829214
nope
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 10:20:06 PM No.149829304
>>149829195
you never even said playing on the pk was part of your 1d criteria, retard.
Anonymous United States
7/17/2025, 10:20:13 PM No.149829307
I can't see the puck
Anonymous United States
7/17/2025, 10:21:14 PM No.149829320
>>149829184
Watch out, Samir is still seething.
Replies: >>149829371 >>149829427
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 10:22:36 PM No.149829351
>>149829233
nope
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 10:23:42 PM No.149829371
>>149829320
raped bitch
Anonymous United States
7/17/2025, 10:25:07 PM No.149829398
>>149829298
Nope
Anonymous United States
7/17/2025, 10:26:03 PM No.149829418
>>149829011
It's not bad in terms of maybe making the playoffs the next few years but there aren't a lot of moves they can make.
Anonymous United States
7/17/2025, 10:26:27 PM No.149829424
For me, it's Zach Werenski
Anonymous United States
7/17/2025, 10:26:32 PM No.149829427
>>149829320
Samir is always seething.
Replies: >>149829486 >>149829492 >>149829540
Anonymous United States
7/17/2025, 10:30:43 PM No.149829486
>>149829427
you're absolutely shit at hiding your underage dude
post your mom's feet
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 10:31:07 PM No.149829492
>>149829427
raped bitch
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 10:31:36 PM No.149829498
xhe rb talking to xim/xerself again
Replies: >>149829550
Anonymous Sweden
7/17/2025, 10:32:59 PM No.149829525
>Connor Mac David
>Dads name isn't David
Anonymous United States
7/17/2025, 10:33:47 PM No.149829540
>>149829427
I like when Samir goes VPN to seethe.
Replies: >>149829551 >>149829553 >>149829581 >>149829746
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 10:34:21 PM No.149829550
>>149829498
while gaslighting /hoc/
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 10:34:23 PM No.149829551
>>149829540
thoughts on your loss to bud?
Anonymous United States
7/17/2025, 10:34:28 PM No.149829553
>>149829540
post your mom's feet junior
Replies: >>149829730
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 10:35:28 PM No.149829581
>>149829540
raped bitch
Replies: >>149829637
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 10:37:05 PM No.149829626
xhe's 46 years old
never kissed a girl
Anonymous United States
7/17/2025, 10:37:24 PM No.149829637
>>149829581
that's not rapey that's junior he's trying to post like an adult to fit in
Replies: >>149829668
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 10:38:02 PM No.149829668
>>149829637
that is fair, i dont give a fuck
you larp as the raped bitch then you are one
Replies: >>149829716
Anonymous United States
7/17/2025, 10:39:39 PM No.149829716
>>149829668
true
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 10:40:23 PM No.149829730
>>149829553
this is xhe rb if you didn't know
Anonymous United States
7/17/2025, 10:41:06 PM No.149829746
>>149829540
Yeah Samir is triggered then.
Replies: >>149829788 >>149829814
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 10:41:12 PM No.149829747
It wasn't a vaccine
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 10:43:31 PM No.149829788
>>149829746
raped bitch
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 10:43:36 PM No.149829791
ripjoshua
ripjoshua
md5: 41bb78d7cfd5768616b70679058edb67๐Ÿ”
>Hearing that the #Canucks have dealt Dakota Joshua to the Toronto Maple Leafs in exchange for a fourth-round pick.
Replies: >>149829812 >>149829817 >>149831836
Manny Malhotra Canada
7/17/2025, 10:44:33 PM No.149829803
Hearing that the #Canucks have dealt Dakota Joshua to the Toronto Maple Leafs in exchange for a fourth-round pick purple monkey dishwasher
Anonymous Latvia
7/17/2025, 10:44:36 PM No.149829805
1726426838273
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md5: d62d9959ea670fdfb5b06232af980886๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>149830333
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 10:44:52 PM No.149829812
>>149829791
the gm must not like having more than 1 black guy on the team at a time
Holland's hard cock United States
7/17/2025, 10:44:53 PM No.149829814
>>149829746
>Samir mentioned. I'm in.
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 10:45:06 PM No.149829817
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>>149829791
didn't they just trade him?
Anonymous United States
7/17/2025, 10:45:25 PM No.149829823
off season /hoc/ used to be fun but now it feels like a dick waving contest for eunichs
Replies: >>149829848
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 10:46:41 PM No.149829847
/hoc/ used to be fun before the mentally ill fatman showed up with his 5 vpns. least bud raped him tho
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 10:46:47 PM No.149829848
>>149829823
Retard
Anonymous United States
7/17/2025, 10:47:33 PM No.149829859
-TWdyrGiODAiLo4O_thumb.jpg
-TWdyrGiODAiLo4O_thumb.jpg
md5: 35608f75612d1633d913683d49ad63ac๐Ÿ”
>>149829214
>Marner
Objectively and plainly too slow to compete in the playoffs.
Am I literally the only person who actually watches the games?
Here's the NHL media on Marner:
>"He's haunted by DEMONS and that's why he fails!"
>"He's psychologically TORMENTED by the PRESSURE of the Toronto media [even though we suck his nuts]!!!"
>"The Toronto GHOSTS are weighing on him!"
It's absolutely insane.
Replies: >>149829880
Anonymous United States
7/17/2025, 10:48:10 PM No.149829869
retardposting used to cool before ratards started doing it
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 10:49:15 PM No.149829880
>>149829859
could you choose a clip where marner doesn't do a spinarama and put the puck right onto his tape?
Replies: >>149829913 >>149829914
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 10:50:45 PM No.149829906
marner's a decent player but he has a shit attitude. no pun intended
Replies: >>149830006
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 10:51:15 PM No.149829913
>>149829880
no, they're all like that
Anonymous United States
7/17/2025, 10:51:18 PM No.149829914
bruins.marner.pastrnak_thumb.jpg
bruins.marner.pastrnak_thumb.jpg
md5: 7f9d03d093a1a0440f938f56a3228c4d๐Ÿ”
>>149829880
Literally any sequence in the playoffs where other teams are actually sprinting and competing.
You see that Marner literally cannot keep up, like a toddler trying to play tag with his big brothers.
Replies: >>149829948 >>149830104
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 10:51:43 PM No.149829924
little does everybody know, 4th round draft picks are actually the most valuable
Replies: >>149829999
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 10:52:48 PM No.149829945
hoc was better when you could at least filter attention seeking tripfags
Replies: >>149830027
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 10:53:04 PM No.149829948
>>149829914
god that clip is awful
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 10:54:00 PM No.149829961
mitch "dry hair but still yelling at the bench while currently engaging in secret trade talks with vegas" marner. if lafftards don't boo him in january they truly are lafftards
Replies: >>149829982
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 10:55:19 PM No.149829982
>>149829961
I'm going to be tickled watching those khaki pants dorks giving him polite applause
Replies: >>149830022
Anonymous Latvia
7/17/2025, 10:56:03 PM No.149829999
>>149829924
Johnny Hockey was a 4th rounder
Replies: >>149830016 >>149830032
Anonymous United States
7/17/2025, 10:56:32 PM No.149830006
>>149829906
I was like this in high school basketball
Anonymous United States
7/17/2025, 10:57:05 PM No.149830016
>>149829999
checked
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 10:57:42 PM No.149830022
>>149829982
>polite applause
I don't think they'll act like the laffs just scored a goal
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 10:58:02 PM No.149830027
>>149829945
when did they make it so you cant?
Replies: >>149830034
Anonymous United States
7/17/2025, 10:58:44 PM No.149830032
>>149829999
And what is he now?
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 10:58:47 PM No.149830034
>>149830027
when the schizoids chased them off hoc
Replies: >>149830071
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 11:00:10 PM No.149830053
Shut the fuck up chambers
Anonymous United States
7/17/2025, 11:01:06 PM No.149830071
Schizoid-Personality-Disorder
Schizoid-Personality-Disorder
md5: f4089a4bd7bc97b48f8d587cc983a7e1๐Ÿ”
>>149830034
schizoids aren't bad, there are schizoids in the nhl and pwhl
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 11:02:27 PM No.149830091
Screenshot 2025-07-17 140139
Screenshot 2025-07-17 140139
md5: a7dbffaa822cb83e3ba817392528a5ce๐Ÿ”
Scouts are so tarded. See how wrong everybody was to pick him so late and for what, because he was a manlet? Fools.
Replies: >>149830121 >>149830199 >>149830210 >>149830252
Anonymous Sweden
7/17/2025, 11:02:58 PM No.149830104
Marner taking a Marner on the ice
Marner taking a Marner on the ice
md5: 7df7255282ee0ad67875d3db1d823e63๐Ÿ”
>>149829914
>literally sees Pastrnak skating towards him
>lets him skate around him
>stares at the puck
>starts to coast
>lose the 7th game and the series
The biggest loser in the NHL.
Replies: >>149830170
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 11:03:53 PM No.149830121
>>149830091
college hockey has come a very very long way in the past 20 years
Replies: >>149830168
Anonymous United States
7/17/2025, 11:05:35 PM No.149830150
IMG_7784
IMG_7784
md5: 29e74d96fc3979dde7fd83081795372d๐Ÿ”
Thoughts?
Replies: >>149830179
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 11:06:38 PM No.149830168
twain
twain
md5: 41492b3aad7afdb14f89103ad32fbc9a๐Ÿ”
>>149830121
Replies: >>149830186 >>149830273
Anonymous United States
7/17/2025, 11:06:44 PM No.149830170
>>149830104
>>lets him skate around him
There's the rub.
You think that Marner COULD keep up with Pastrnak, if only he "tried".
Like saying blacks COULD all be physicists, if only they tried.
You're numb to reality.
He's simply too slow and unathletic.
Fin.
Replies: >>149830430
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 11:06:56 PM No.149830179
>>149830150
2 thoughts:
-literally who
-literally where
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 11:07:11 PM No.149830186
>>149830168
ostentatious
Replies: >>149830255 >>149830258
Anonymous United States
7/17/2025, 11:07:37 PM No.149830199
>>149830091
not to be an NHLe-tard but anecdotally I do feel like a lot of the success stories like that are younger birthdays. Sure teams try to reach on guys too though.

~Point per game in the USHL back then as a manlet on a good team is good but maybe not remarkable, though it's interesting that teammate Girgensons with similar numbers went in the first round a year later
Replies: >>149830349
Anonymous United States
7/17/2025, 11:08:11 PM No.149830210
>>149830091
He was American.
NHL first round draft has fanatical Candian bias.
70% of NHL first rounders are Canadian.
40% of NHL players are Canadian.
Replies: >>149830237 >>149830241 >>149830268
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 11:09:14 PM No.149830237
>>149830210
we own this league
Replies: >>149830323 >>149830503
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 11:09:34 PM No.149830241
>>149830210
Maybe, but if he was 6 feet or more he's have gone waaay sooner
Anonymous Sweden
7/17/2025, 11:09:58 PM No.149830252
Basedest Manlet
Basedest Manlet
md5: d7a54a40e7df38ae9353cf41f95f686f๐Ÿ”
>>149830091
>not the first manlet drafted by the Flames
>significantly worse than the best manlet in NHL history
Replies: >>149830311
Anonymous United States
7/17/2025, 11:10:06 PM No.149830255
>>149830186
how very phlegmatic of you
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 11:10:10 PM No.149830258
>>149830186
;)
Replies: >>149830339
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 11:10:23 PM No.149830268
>>149830210
>bias
Maybe americans are just shit
Anonymous United States
7/17/2025, 11:10:31 PM No.149830273
>>149830168
wonder how the great men of letters felt about "though"
Replies: >>149830325
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 11:12:16 PM No.149830311
Screenshot 2025-07-17 141140
Screenshot 2025-07-17 141140
md5: 413eb4fb59b6db7112a6b11cfe6c9097๐Ÿ”
>>149830252
>best manlet in NHL history
I had to check how St. Louis compared to Fleury and it's close...
Replies: >>149830430 >>149831715
Anonymous United States
7/17/2025, 11:12:50 PM No.149830323
>>149830237

1993
Replies: >>149830372
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 11:12:54 PM No.149830325
>>149830273
probably horrified at first, but once it evolved into "tho" and "doe" they would have turned a corner and considered it bussin'
Anonymous United States
7/17/2025, 11:13:11 PM No.149830333
>>149829805
flush it down the toilet
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 11:13:48 PM No.149830339
1723590424472987
1723590424472987
md5: db72e4317fc47f0e0b3f183b1f6bb3f2๐Ÿ”
>>149830258
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 11:14:22 PM No.149830349
>>149830199
he signed a letter of intent and even told the media he was going to play in the ncaa for at least a couple seasons before the draft. thats not in any way comparable to girgensons.
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 11:15:51 PM No.149830372
>>149830323
canadian mvp (again)
Replies: >>149831585
Anonymous United States
7/17/2025, 11:16:42 PM No.149830385
1721355262874
1721355262874
md5: 4a2980d3a620bae74565ee444b31bb44๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>149830394 >>149830416 >>149830529
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 11:16:48 PM No.149830387
why does /hoc/ love the player who made it acceptable to draft 5'7 130 pound manlets?
Replies: >>149830403
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 11:17:18 PM No.149830394
>>149830385
This is like seeing Caulfield next to anybody else on the ice
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 11:17:45 PM No.149830403
>>149830387
mental illness. He at least has a reason for it, but whatever.
Anonymous United States
7/17/2025, 11:18:32 PM No.149830416
>>149830385
gerbe was based
Anonymous Sweden
7/17/2025, 11:19:33 PM No.149830430
Theo Fleury short-handed hattrick.
Theo Fleury short-handed hattrick.
md5: 2d7b217320c61ffaf9fd8713ada5effa๐Ÿ”
>>149830170
He could've at least made some kind of contact with Pastrnak to slow him down, to get him irritated or something. Instead he just lets him fly past him. A good defensive player would've obstructed just a little bit.
>>149830311
>St. Louis was soft, was a PP babby and was under 1.00 PPG.
>In the HHoF
>Fleury was tough, was a PK beast and was over 1.00 PPG
>Not in the HHoF
Everybody involved in the HHoF should be killed, I'm sorry to say.
Replies: >>149830485 >>149830500
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 11:20:27 PM No.149830445
Screenshot 2025-07-17 142000
Screenshot 2025-07-17 142000
md5: 5b39a98e43720d0e6ab6b69f019d0187๐Ÿ”
shortest player in nhl history was a goalie kek
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 11:22:46 PM No.149830485
Screenshot 2025-07-17 142150
Screenshot 2025-07-17 142150
md5: da48235281a37aea7f147d0338beb0fb๐Ÿ”
>>149830430
>Not in the HHoF
Gary will never let him, and not because of his career stats
Replies: >>149830524
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 11:23:52 PM No.149830500
>>149830430
wasnt he raped?
Replies: >>149830525 >>149830592 >>149831657
Anonymous United States
7/17/2025, 11:24:06 PM No.149830503
>>149830237
Canada barely managed to beat the USA where hockey is the #5 sport - in an OT squeaker - where the USA team didn't even have it's #1 and #2 defenseman, or #1 goal scorer playing.
If Brazil did that to America in soccer, they'd be ashamed.
Canada thinks it's an accomplishment.
Replies: >>149830589
Anonymous Sweden
7/17/2025, 11:24:59 PM No.149830524
>>149830485
>conspiracy theories
>nothing but truths
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 11:25:00 PM No.149830525
>>149830500
Yeah, him and another guy and the perpetrator only got 2 years in prison
Replies: >>149830592
Anonymous Latvia
7/17/2025, 11:25:19 PM No.149830529
>>149830385
https://youtu.be/HuOqq7nBDjs
Replies: >>149830558
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 11:26:40 PM No.149830558
>>149830529
He's tall but he's slow and keeps banging his stick on the ice for a pass, not a good look
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 11:28:35 PM No.149830589
>>149830503
>it didnt count because our team was full of soft pussys
kwarb
Anonymous Sweden
7/17/2025, 11:28:39 PM No.149830592
>>149830500
>>149830525
He wasn't raped. He describes what happened in his documentary.
Replies: >>149830615 >>149831529
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 11:29:22 PM No.149830615
>>149830592
he had his feet jerked off on iirc
Replies: >>149831037
Anonymous Sweden
7/17/2025, 11:45:31 PM No.149831037
>>149830615
Yep.
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 11:51:31 PM No.149831324
now trb on the other hand...
Anonymous Finland
7/17/2025, 11:53:43 PM No.149831397
nigger stole my phone
Replies: >>149831480 >>149831537
Anonymous United States
7/17/2025, 11:56:47 PM No.149831469
Might watch the cfl game tonight bros
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 11:57:08 PM No.149831480
>>149831397
they have those in finland?
Replies: >>149831494 >>149831507
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 11:57:42 PM No.149831494
>>149831480
most of the pigeons were used up in the wars
Anonymous United States
7/17/2025, 11:58:13 PM No.149831507
>>149831480
Nokia went out of business because of the N-Gage
Replies: >>149831527
Anonymous Canada
7/17/2025, 11:59:15 PM No.149831527
>>149831507
the motarolla razer was the best phone I ever had. it was goddamed indestructible.
Anonymous United States
7/17/2025, 11:59:25 PM No.149831529
graham.james.hockey.canada.lgbtq.warrior
graham.james.hockey.canada.lgbtq.warrior
md5: 6d00de2369df6ea2ab269f736f5bae1f๐Ÿ”
>>149830592
What happened to Theo Fleury was 100x more macabre, grotesque, and horrifying than any of the shit that happened at the MSU gymnastics team or any other youth sports sex scandal any American freaks out about.
The worst part about it is that everybody knows this shit is routine at Hockey Canada.
Replies: >>149831587
Anonymous United States
7/17/2025, 11:59:52 PM No.149831537
>>149831397
Sad
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 12:03:22 AM No.149831585
>>149830372

1993
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 12:03:29 AM No.149831587
>>149831529
I dont think you should base your opinion on someones face. but when they have the face of a dog who has eaten satans asshole and gone back for another whiff, i think it's okay.
Replies: >>149831601
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 12:04:29 AM No.149831599
what happened in 1993?
Replies: >>149831627 >>149831658 >>149831677 >>149831794 >>149831810 >>149831960 >>149833081 >>149833103
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 12:04:38 AM No.149831601
>>149831587
or is it the face of a dog who's gone for a snack and been told he can't go back for a second? either way.
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 12:04:43 AM No.149831602
Only like 3 months until puck drop
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 12:07:33 AM No.149831627
>>149831599
I got a super nintendo
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 12:10:21 AM No.149831657
1742518531457337
1742518531457337
md5: fff3b337df8410ae03fbdb991a3c249c๐Ÿ”
>>149830500
It was just the typical leafy stuff.
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 12:10:47 AM No.149831658
>>149831599
the backstreet boys were formed in orlando, florida
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 12:12:30 AM No.149831677
>>149831599
english football gave out its first ever championship trophy
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 12:12:46 AM No.149831683
I cleared the cookies on my mobile browser and now i cant get the mobile version of /hoc/ to have a black background
Replies: >>149831699 >>149831703
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 12:14:06 AM No.149831699
>>149831683
KWAB
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 12:14:51 AM No.149831703
1727627848348839
1727627848348839
md5: 5340e5425017c098acf0d95548d375fa๐Ÿ”
>>149831683
disaster
Replies: >>149831771 >>149832199
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 12:16:23 AM No.149831715
>>149830311
It's not close when you consider the eras they played in.
Anonymous Finland
7/18/2025, 12:16:30 AM No.149831717
business idea: blacksRus, kids toystore but you can steal everything
Replies: >>149831742
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 12:16:51 AM No.149831720
Happy 50th Birthday to Jason Strudwick, known amongst friends as "Struddy".
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 12:19:13 AM No.149831742
>>149831717
>BlacksRus
honestly thought this was a division of putins at first.
Replies: >>149831766
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 12:19:30 AM No.149831746
1669600171873705
1669600171873705
md5: d587111d7fd182cecad5c17c623be78e๐Ÿ”
uuuuuuuuuuuuhh kraken
Replies: >>149831755 >>149831872 >>149832619
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 12:20:00 AM No.149831755
>>149831746
did they do anything spicy this offseason so far?
Replies: >>149831872
Anonymous Finland
7/18/2025, 12:21:37 AM No.149831766
>>149831742
kek
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 12:22:26 AM No.149831771
>>149831703
I see this pic everywhere and I keep thinking the guy is epstein
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 12:23:35 AM No.149831788
CHICKEN HOCKEY
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 12:23:46 AM No.149831794
1745962517333368
1745962517333368
md5: 4521f7bd9fad36eb4bf1d222d7d2e721๐Ÿ”
>>149831599
Waco, Texas
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 12:23:48 AM No.149831796
>Dakota Joshua to laffs
What the ever loving fuck? Is Treetard going senile now too?
Replies: >>149831812
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 12:25:07 AM No.149831810
>>149831599
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autonomous_Province_of_Western_Bosnia
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 12:25:17 AM No.149831812
>>149831796
he's got some offensive capability: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ea718YUDVS4
he also had ball cancer last season so his numbers this season should be better
Replies: >>149831951 >>149831960 >>149831992
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 12:28:14 AM No.149831836
>>149829791
Brad Treliving is Nonis Jr, holy shit.
Anonymous Finland
7/18/2025, 12:31:45 AM No.149831869
would you rather relocate to boston, utica or scranton (other eastern cities like this??)

asking for a friend
Replies: >>149831961 >>149831969
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 12:32:16 AM No.149831872
1706495945358362
1706495945358362
md5: 8160a6f1b42a4d6263a221c33b4ed7c1๐Ÿ”
>>149831746
Are shit and run by retards
>>149831755
Not really, biggest moves were off-loading burakovsky and getting marchment.
Replies: >>149832899
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 12:40:18 AM No.149831951
>>149831812
>ball cancer
I thought we were trying to increase the grit. instead they bring in half a pussy. wonderful.
Anonymous Sweden
7/18/2025, 12:41:27 AM No.149831960
>>149831599
One of my earliest memories when I was 3 years old sitting on my dad's shoulders and watching De Lyckliga Kompisarna switch instruments with each other before playing "Dit Kuken Pekar" (Where the Cock is Pointing).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WznFefmOw_A
>>149831812
>he's got some offensive capability
>best season: 32 points
Replies: >>149832114 >>149832164
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 12:41:51 AM No.149831961
>>149831869
boston is pretty vague since people who live an hour outside the city say they're from boston
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 12:42:48 AM No.149831969
>>149831869
i'd say utica. you'd probably have a mountain of assholes travelling to scranton not realizing they should be in california.
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 12:42:51 AM No.149831972
Neighbor across the street totalled his work van. Ive never spoken to him but I know he has wife and two kids and leaves early and comes home late. I feel really bad for him.
Replies: >>149832061
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 12:45:48 AM No.149831992
>>149831812
Bottom 6 shitter making $4M.

>laffs
Replies: >>149832007
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 12:47:12 AM No.149832007
>>149831992
leave john taveres out of this
Replies: >>149832116
Anonymous Sweden
7/18/2025, 12:54:38 AM No.149832061
>>149831972
Show up with a bottle of wine while he's away and the kids are with their grandparents
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 12:56:08 AM No.149832073
>laffs lose Marner
>use newfound capspace for Roy, Joshua, and Maccelli
Replies: >>149832090
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 12:58:45 AM No.149832090
>>149832073

Roy and Joshua follow the Reaves/Domi/Bertuzzi/OEL/Carlo/Laughton model. Treliving loves getting guys retards on the Leafs' subreddit have begged for forever. Macelli fits with Domi and OEL in that he gets guys who came up from Arizona.
Anonymous Sweden
7/18/2025, 1:01:57 AM No.149832114
>>149831960
>De Lyckliga Kompisarna
BASED. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCn_-TZzQI0

Hope you're managing the heat alright down in Skellefteรฅ. My balls are hot and sticky up here
Replies: >>149832886
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 1:02:11 AM No.149832116
>>149832007
>laffs
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 1:08:16 AM No.149832150
1751025690403218
1751025690403218
md5: 030d537fb28658e527930216203314a8๐Ÿ”
>The goalie the Flames will be paying most next season is Markstrom
>The best goalie in the league (Wolf) is literally being paid loonies
How the fuck is Connie so smart? He must be pushing 50-350 IQ. My Flames are legitimately cup bound with him at the helm
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 1:10:49 AM No.149832164
>>149831960
Yes, there is some capability there with potential for even up to 40ish points, this plus him being able to fight and lay hits is strictly fine for a bottom 6 imo.
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 1:12:42 AM No.149832181
Lafftards are truly delusional.
Replies: >>149832202
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 1:14:12 AM No.149832198
connor-bedard-2025-35
connor-bedard-2025-35
md5: 9bb16b8a6ae3dc657609a65865effeb5๐Ÿ”
Happy Birthday โ€” and may every day be another wonderful secret.
Replies: >>149832351
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 1:14:23 AM No.149832199
>>149831703
KWAB
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 1:14:30 AM No.149832202
>>149832181
do someone in a leafs jersey say you had potential or something? Don't know what it has to do with this thread.
Replies: >>149832231
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 1:17:59 AM No.149832231
>>149832202

1967
Replies: >>149832240
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 1:18:43 AM No.149832240
>>149832231
85%
Replies: >>149832247
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 1:19:16 AM No.149832246
1989
Replies: >>149832264
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 1:19:35 AM No.149832247
>>149832240

1 9 6 7
Replies: >>149832276
Anonymous Sweden
7/18/2025, 1:22:36 AM No.149832264
>>149832246
Best year in human history
Replies: >>149832308
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 1:24:26 AM No.149832276
>>149832247
yep, thats when they last won. 3 years and they're totally off it. last canadian team was in 1993, just incase you were wondering.
Replies: >>149832297
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 1:26:33 AM No.149832297
>>149832276
want to know something even funnier? There were only 6 fucking teams when they won it. now imagine being in a league where you're still somehow talked about constantly. weird stuff.
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 1:27:38 AM No.149832308
4893289243
4893289243
md5: a81d32ccbeafdfab4d42f09fdf5578d6๐Ÿ”
>>149832264
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 1:33:54 AM No.149832351
1742946983222487
1742946983222487
md5: 8a4aa0c4536083c1212a68d9d97eba31๐Ÿ”
>>149832198
happy birthday to the best boy in the league
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 1:35:04 AM No.149832359
Screenshot 2025-07-17 163503
Screenshot 2025-07-17 163503
md5: 1aeaaa52f70861d49e1d1c91e55c3112๐Ÿ”
he is man now
Replies: >>149832368 >>149833051
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 1:36:14 AM No.149832368
>>149832359
A gay man maybe
Replies: >>149832547
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 1:36:25 AM No.149832370
Just dropped a fairly robust marner
Replies: >>149834186
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 1:42:45 AM No.149832428
made some chicken for dinner
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 1:43:42 AM No.149832441
heading down to mcdavids
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 1:43:44 AM No.149832442
are humans just marner making machines
Replies: >>149832497 >>149834186
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 1:47:24 AM No.149832463
1745964641495261_thumb.jpg
1745964641495261_thumb.jpg
md5: 9d30f113603ff367017b28dae9c1e461๐Ÿ”
>>149829075
imagine being a career backup who thinks he has more, getting your shot on a contender, and then mentally collapsing so badly that you play yourself out of the league
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 1:51:31 AM No.149832497
>>149832442
My body is a machine that turns fiber into marner
Replies: >>149834186
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 1:54:52 AM No.149832529
The Kraken signed Ryan Lindgren
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 1:56:57 AM No.149832547
bedard
bedard
md5: f869985882efa9a5fbc23feacc8953f2๐Ÿ”
>>149832368
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 2:06:01 AM No.149832619
tumblr_92c88395908927f5dab75429f1683f57_a3751679_640
>>149831746
watch them get duped by flyovers like the last seattle team did
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 2:11:12 AM No.149832662
if the US and India got into a war, how would the canadian teams fly down?
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 2:12:57 AM No.149832668
1728988546711839
1728988546711839
md5: c8d72b17d10afbd58082749c6badcd26๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>149832886
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 2:15:13 AM No.149832686
caps wojak
caps wojak
md5: c6f019166ce9f1cd64e75f5a9141ccea๐Ÿ”
Now that 895 is out of the way, they can focus on actual hockey.
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 2:30:49 AM No.149832784
i basically look like rick rude
Replies: >>149832794 >>149833039
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 2:31:48 AM No.149832793
I rudely look like Rick Basic
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 2:31:58 AM No.149832794
>>149832784
i'll assume you mean at the moment
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 2:33:00 AM No.149832800
have hair like greg valentine
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 2:37:07 AM No.149832821
1728596894384783
1728596894384783
md5: 8acd1e88ea007e00bfe305dea3770dca๐Ÿ”
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 2:41:37 AM No.149832837
Wojak
Wojak
md5: 0960f4ed3f45a607c918d8327ef5660e๐Ÿ”
>tfw no gf
Replies: >>149832844 >>149832850 >>149832868 >>149832895 >>149832944
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 2:42:31 AM No.149832844
>>149832837
may bud's 1 over trb comfort you
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 2:42:53 AM No.149832850
1731995458366889
1731995458366889
md5: df9e9761928960fd6f20ab367178f2ec๐Ÿ”
>>149832837
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 2:46:22 AM No.149832868
>>149832837
jlmi
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 2:48:35 AM No.149832880
xhe rb be like >tfw no bf
Replies: >>149832893
Anonymous Sweden
7/18/2025, 2:49:11 AM No.149832886
>>149832114
No problems with the heat. I've just been staying indoors playing video games. My summer vacation is over on Monday though, so that sucks.
>>149832668
Doesn't look that complicated to me.
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 2:50:24 AM No.149832893
>>149832880
it's ok, he has a budfriend
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 2:50:32 AM No.149832895
>>149832837
I only really feel it in the off season with no hockey to watch and cute girls walking around in the warm weather.
Replies: >>149832911
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 2:51:26 AM No.149832899
me and hockey mommy
me and hockey mommy
md5: 1b657e8a5ba281298f1f7334c1dfa2ac๐Ÿ”
>>149831872
yeah but they're /my/ shit team run by retards! far from perfect but it still makes me happy to have professional hockey in my city. [/sp/oiler]i might watch the girl pro hockey when it exists here[//sp/oiler]
Replies: >>149832960
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 2:53:42 AM No.149832911
>>149832895
that's why you just force yourself to develop a phobia of sunshine.
Replies: >>149832927
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 2:55:50 AM No.149832923
518316425_725166933612486_5162281583931081892_n
518316425_725166933612486_5162281583931081892_n
md5: 01f96baa759f597ed932f5f5f47c3ec6๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>149832939 >>149833014 >>149833033
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 2:56:47 AM No.149832927
eddie
eddie
md5: f38414267fde7cf5e7c8538a4f6c2f2b๐Ÿ”
>>149832911
>phobia of sunshine
Personally I have a fear of the dark.
Replies: >>149832939
Anonymous Finland
7/18/2025, 2:57:55 AM No.149832936
Pizzafrenparty
Pizzafrenparty
md5: 88f28492af0ceed0a10547d5657c56b9๐Ÿ”
Hello /hoc/ I decided to pop in and remind you my /hoc/ frens that if things seems kinda sucky today, you can start fixing things tomorrow, take care and be a fren to people around you
Replies: >>149832942 >>149832947 >>149832990
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 2:58:15 AM No.149832939
>>149832923
a few of those with some weird nicknames tbf

>>149832927
>fear of the dark
just end me now
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 2:58:39 AM No.149832942
1751673840253732
1751673840253732
md5: 41abbb06001042cba0de0b07212cee0c๐Ÿ”
>>149832936
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 2:58:48 AM No.149832944
>>149832837
classic
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 2:59:22 AM No.149832947
1741461697536269
1741461697536269
md5: 41333959a00aaa1779f234cc2cbfddb3๐Ÿ”
>>149832936
based fin fren
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 3:01:20 AM No.149832960
1707877312816911
1707877312816911
md5: 2aa660e842f57dd7e63248f3630182f4๐Ÿ”
>>149832899
/OUR/ shit team run by retards, and yeah I might tune in to lady hockey. They got bilka and knight, so they may not be terrible.
Replies: >>149833008
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 3:07:26 AM No.149832990
>>149832936
This was my offseason gimmick a couple years ago.
Replies: >>149833012
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 3:11:16 AM No.149833008
>>149832960
>They got bilka
is the bilkaposter gonna stay a fleetfag or is he just a bilka fan?
Replies: >>149833104 >>149833143
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 3:11:33 AM No.149833012
>>149832990
Why did we stop being your /hoc/ friends?
Replies: >>149833019
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 3:12:17 AM No.149833014
file
file
md5: 2c34f696133cb634545cf3c0d777a7fc๐Ÿ”
>>149832923
>Roy(wah)
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 3:13:46 AM No.149833019
>>149833012
Frenship never ends I'm here forever after all, I just have less time to hang out. I still stop by as much as I can, but sometimes I only have time to read not post.
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 3:15:17 AM No.149833025
congratulations to Leon Draisaitl for winning the greatest nhl player award
Replies: >>149833117
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 3:16:44 AM No.149833033
>>149832923
Lmao Mario and Roy being modern
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 3:18:06 AM No.149833039
>>149832784
Do you inject steroids in your penis?
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 3:20:23 AM No.149833051
>>149832359
Snarky Jay has also had her birthday. She older than Bedard. I watch the cleavage in her youtube videos
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 3:26:36 AM No.149833081
>>149831599
Jurassic Park
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 3:30:26 AM No.149833103
>>149831599
Xmen 30th Anniversary. All the comics that year had a Xmen 30th Anniversary logo
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 3:30:44 AM No.149833104
>>149833008
I don't care
Replies: >>149833137
234 !Xio2C.qTZoCanada
7/18/2025, 3:34:30 AM No.149833117
>>149833025
>tfw oilers are never winning a cup
Anonymous !Xio2C.qTZoCanada
7/18/2025, 3:41:10 AM No.149833137
>>149833104
you should
Replies: >>149833216
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 3:43:23 AM No.149833143
>>149833008
>he
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 3:48:19 AM No.149833167
Calgary putting a tard room in their building
https://dailyhive.com/calgary/calgary-flames-arena-quiet-room-anxiety
Replies: >>149833173 >>149833197 >>149833212
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 3:49:23 AM No.149833173
>>149833167
Why are we pandering to the socially unfit?
Replies: >>149833192
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 3:49:41 AM No.149833175
Screenshot 2025-07-17 184315
Screenshot 2025-07-17 184315
md5: 35cc2683717712798939b0efedb1df02๐Ÿ”
the future of the laffs is looking quite dim
Replies: >>149833197
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 3:52:09 AM No.149833192
>>149833173
those are the types of people that cheer for the flames.
Replies: >>149833323
Anonymous Sweden
7/18/2025, 3:52:53 AM No.149833197
>>149833167
>These rooms will provide fans with the opportunity to reduce anxiety and sensory overload that can come from loud atmospheres such as sporting events and concerts
Why the fuck would you attend a sporting event or a concert if you get anxiety or "sensory overload" (doesn't exist btw) from it?
>>149833175
Is there a generational talent in the 2028 draft?
Replies: >>149833270
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 3:53:28 AM No.149833203
my life is an autism room
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 3:53:54 AM No.149833207
argosbros...
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 3:54:55 AM No.149833212
>>149833167
Ya it's called the home team locker room
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 3:55:07 AM No.149833216
>>149833137
Why? Are you a bilka fan?
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 3:59:06 AM No.149833240
1751179046884049
1751179046884049
md5: e0ee02b572a82a6cfa267c561f6aaba7๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>149833274
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 3:59:52 AM No.149833246
518276015_10239389913673166_1273359241914736199_n
518276015_10239389913673166_1273359241914736199_n
md5: 2dee0d604f74b38a5418aef62dd84c3f๐Ÿ”
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 4:00:28 AM No.149833247
>NHL Summer Splash Rankings: No. 32, Buffalo Sabres
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 4:01:12 AM No.149833256
file_00000000822861f99affc6321f2c32e6
file_00000000822861f99affc6321f2c32e6
md5: ca4755c7ff6fa9c9c4be8ab56521726c๐Ÿ”
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 4:01:57 AM No.149833263
1724635411777463
1724635411777463
md5: 076af88d49fa35d730fde0447303474d๐Ÿ”
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 4:03:13 AM No.149833270
Screenshot 2025-07-17 185927
Screenshot 2025-07-17 185927
md5: cedaabed0fc1d079fba2bb0a5b0bf358๐Ÿ”
>>149833197
>Is there a generational talent in the 2028 draft?
could be
Replies: >>149833279 >>149833385 >>149833422
Anonymous Sweden
7/18/2025, 4:04:00 AM No.149833274
soy excited
soy excited
md5: 85f133690de1d7b90a7510e380bb7a8f๐Ÿ”
>>149833240
>YAY, DISNEYLAND!!!
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 4:05:10 AM No.149833279
>>149833270
How is Pue pronounced
Replies: >>149833364 >>149833636
Anonymous Sweden
7/18/2025, 4:05:59 AM No.149833281
Jesus spoke
Jesus spoke
md5: b011f46818a248cc227a132fc503779a๐Ÿ”
>>149828356
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 4:06:00 AM No.149833282
mar-ner
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 4:12:00 AM No.149833323
>>149833192
I'm retarded Flames fan but I'm not THAT retarded
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 4:15:28 AM No.149833357
alouettes huge comeback
Replies: >>149833365
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 4:16:19 AM No.149833364
>>149833279
pyoo probably
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 4:16:23 AM No.149833365
>>149833357
I wish I enjoyed football so I could support the CFL.
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 4:17:46 AM No.149833375
1734837974428130
1734837974428130
md5: 0c35b68fc44033c3b540162647bd6efe๐Ÿ”
>the city of Toronto
Replies: >>149833394
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 4:19:23 AM No.149833385
>>149833270
>zaac
>jack hair
Replies: >>149833391
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 4:20:12 AM No.149833391
>>149833385
cruz jim sounds fake too
Replies: >>149833403
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 4:20:32 AM No.149833394
>>149833375
>the raped bitch of /hoc/
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 4:22:02 AM No.149833403
>the football is a boat because argonauts

>>149833391
oh no, that's the worst of the lot kek
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 4:25:31 AM No.149833420
McDavid
McDavid
md5: da1abf18517e8243065ca0cc5d5d3ff6๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>149833447
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 4:25:47 AM No.149833422
>>149833270
Oh cool the LoSauro kid grew up a couple towns away from me in Bergen County. We haven't had NHLers even though it's what I would call a stereotypical modern suburban hockey parent area. The Jersey kids are usually from the shore or the Philly suburbs. No pressure
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 4:30:41 AM No.149833447
>>149833420
>I'll take the trap bus- erm I mean the fish n' chips
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 4:49:53 AM No.149833581
1608134160085
1608134160085
md5: 7c51a186c0837c436b0244546ed2389e๐Ÿ”
>Gary...no
>please show mercy
>i-i'm...tired
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 4:53:10 AM No.149833608
1747822286720236
1747822286720236
md5: 99798c06ef9b83870f0589d8f0dab2d1๐Ÿ”
Anonymous Sweden
7/18/2025, 4:57:56 AM No.149833636
>>149833279
Pew Pew
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 5:02:12 AM No.149833659
whoa. didn't expect that reading his 'early life' section. i guess Bettman wasn't an Italian surname after all. honestly this changes everything.
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 5:24:17 AM No.149833816
52CC606E-206A-4A60-9411-0023C3C8BA7C
52CC606E-206A-4A60-9411-0023C3C8BA7C
md5: 583d498a0e58c0a1679fb8513e59f455๐Ÿ”
Enjoying the cup champs whiskey tonight.
Replies: >>149833888
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 5:32:52 AM No.149833868
sopranos members only jacket guy
sopranos members only jacket guy
md5: 3ced7b8d289ac13fdd431daa997796ff๐Ÿ”
rangers, devils or islanders?
Replies: >>149833890 >>149833928
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 5:35:19 AM No.149833888
>>149833816
contemplated getting a bottle of that before i remembered scotch > canadian lol
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 5:35:38 AM No.149833890
>>149833868
yeah, thats exactly the look i'd be giving if someone asked me such a silly question
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 5:39:32 AM No.149833928
>>149833868
Retard
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 6:03:12 AM No.149834079
1723031925131525
1723031925131525
md5: cb9dc7a1a19b4240cf5367bd3ac6a564๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>149834086 >>149834213
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 6:04:30 AM No.149834086
>>149834079
make it the Liberty
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 6:07:16 AM No.149834101
hockey girls lick muff
Replies: >>149834106
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 6:08:19 AM No.149834106
>>149834101
yeah but even more often than that they engage in domestic violence
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 6:11:22 AM No.149834118
I can't see the puck
Replies: >>149834129
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 6:14:29 AM No.149834129
>>149834118
there is no puck currently in play
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 6:31:03 AM No.149834186
>>149832370
>>149832442
>>149832497
we don't call those that here bro's
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 6:38:17 AM No.149834204
Iโ€™m gonna love it when this team meshes well and all the well you didnโ€™t replace Marner crowd eat some crow.

You donโ€™t replace a player like Marner but you can build a better team with his cap space and I believe they have done that

My two cents
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 6:40:06 AM No.149834213
>>149834079
This is this offseason's Dallas punch.
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 6:41:04 AM No.149834219
Im old enough to have seen the glowing fox puck
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 6:41:36 AM No.149834225
im old enough to have not asked
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 6:42:04 AM No.149834227
Im old enough to have played Wayne Gretzky hockey on the n64, featuring a glowing puck
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 6:45:54 AM No.149834249
that goalie's a wall!
you're not as unique as you think you are, faggot
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 6:49:51 AM No.149834267
Hughes-Tryamkin
Juolevi-Bourdon
Hronek-Myers
Replies: >>149834270
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 6:51:10 AM No.149834269
20250306_134918
20250306_134918
md5: 5681d10349b2e98755900332723c79f2๐Ÿ”
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 6:51:16 AM No.149834270
>>149834267
surely the devils will be keeping one or two of their current defenders
Replies: >>149834278
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 6:52:25 AM No.149834278
>>149834270
Steven santini or eric gelinas can be the 7th if they're still there
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 6:55:21 AM No.149834285
Jamie Has-Benn
Replies: >>149834319
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 7:02:03 AM No.149834307
Chase Stillman was the missing piece in the Canuck dynasty
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 7:05:10 AM No.149834318
Carter Hart btfo
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 7:05:48 AM No.149834319
>>149834285
KWAB
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 7:06:31 AM No.149834321
juolevi was supposed to be the best finnish dman the nuckies ever had since jyrki lumme
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 7:08:57 AM No.149834332
Quigley
Quigley
md5: 796185338f8580b1732b69e86c643a72๐Ÿ”
https://youtu.be/0cCmK6Q_mjg?t=24s
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 7:13:06 AM No.149834348
a homeschooled bipolar willing tipsy pro-life depending on the race heiress to the oh henry candy bar fortune unvaccinated ginger amish teenage cowgirl hymen in pigtails with freckles and no gag reflex barefoot wearing a confederate flag bikini reading Atlas Shrugged with her identical twin sister breastfeeding my 4 sons
Replies: >>149834500
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 7:17:45 AM No.149834372
Its up
https://streamable.com/x0y68r
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 7:18:11 AM No.149834375
not clicking on that
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 7:18:17 AM No.149834376
Mitch Marner in the Bathroom with a newspaper and now it seems my idea of clue has turned to poo...
Replies: >>149834487
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 7:32:08 AM No.149834429
>>149828198 (OP)
calgarians are so fucking delusional
Replies: >>149835526
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 7:48:16 AM No.149834487
>>149834376
retard
Replies: >>149834493 >>149834574
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 7:49:01 AM No.149834493
>>149834487
bubbling like a kettle
Replies: >>149834497
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 7:49:58 AM No.149834497
>>149834493
just like trb
Replies: >>149834506
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 7:50:29 AM No.149834500
>>149834348
alright look pal that's a little much you gotta stop
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 7:51:14 AM No.149834506
>>149834497
kwab
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 8:12:14 AM No.149834574
>>149834487
nope. I type really really fast at value village so this is actually fine
Replies: >>149834583
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 8:13:00 AM No.149834576
Woken up by the need to marner
Replies: >>149834583 >>149836635
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 8:15:32 AM No.149834583
>>149834574
we don't type fast here
>>149834576
the what
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 8:20:22 AM No.149834610
>Today, however, the teamโ€™s connection to Chinese hockey is limited. Since the COVID-19 era, the club has played its home games in Mytishchi, Russia, and its roster is built primarily around North American imports. In the 2024โ€“25 season, there was not a single China-born player on the team.
kek what a joke also is gerard kwaboty
Replies: >>149835546
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 8:47:18 AM No.149834708
this just in
canucks trade Dakota Joshua to the Maple Leafs
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 8:47:29 AM No.149834709
map1
map1
md5: ce293c5ea8048af712bb11de9937a651๐Ÿ”
beware
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 9:04:03 AM No.149834762
new alex g record is very very very very very good
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 10:48:44 AM No.149835462
__hatsune_miku_and_batsu_miku_vocaloid_and_2_more_drawn_by_ria_art__sample-2baabd26df1f8d8d6511540f4afbdad2
florinya panthers desu
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 10:55:02 AM No.149835526
89231978231
89231978231
md5: 6c6376a617e3ca54304faa08522a705c๐Ÿ”
>>149834429
/ouryear/
Replies: >>149836290 >>149836622
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 10:57:49 AM No.149835546
istockphoto-1323012109-1024x1024
istockphoto-1323012109-1024x1024
md5: 06f0906589da6508959d898f611b7786๐Ÿ”
>>149834610
Im sure its a lovely city.
>nevermind
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 11:11:18 AM No.149835641
1741552095631865
1741552095631865
md5: fb0727248008bbbcea0bebc2131d5d4d๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>149835713
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 11:20:51 AM No.149835713
>>149835641
this is why i frequent /hoc/
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 12:05:06 PM No.149836150
1751192439664302
1751192439664302
md5: 8d7b73a6a410f79d5fe79cefb56fc94f๐Ÿ”
Anonymous Sweden
7/18/2025, 12:19:40 PM No.149836290
>>149835526
Indescribably based
Anonymous Sweden
7/18/2025, 12:42:37 PM No.149836510
Now that the dust has settled - Mammoth is a cool name and they'll be a fun team to follow.
Replies: >>149837245 >>149838046
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 12:52:27 PM No.149836613
1727605125009553
1727605125009553
md5: b3e221a37da6b7095c0136b25142f0c9๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>149836718
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 12:53:17 PM No.149836622
>>149835526
Correct. The Wolf is unleashed and gets 82 shutouts.
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 12:54:21 PM No.149836635
>>149834576
At least you didn't wake up covered in Marner.
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 12:59:20 PM No.149836685
A workmanlike marner this morning. A Game 47 weekday marner. Nothing noteworthy, but you have to get through these efficiently and be ready for more challenging marner's.
Replies: >>149836734
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 1:02:14 PM No.149836718
>>149836613
why are those men playing a girl's game?
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 1:03:23 PM No.149836734
>>149836685
daily marner talk is so fucking funny.

Stay strong brother, gotta build up your strength for thanksgiving
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 1:15:31 PM No.149836861
> Oilers Trying To Extend Jake Walman
When McBust walks, it'll be because of the shit mgt that spent 25-30M on 3 shit D, rather than fixing their many holes.
Replies: >>149836972
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 1:26:29 PM No.149836972
>>149836861
can you blame mcdavid for being worried about extending those many boys holes?
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 1:27:30 PM No.149836983
another day without hockey
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 1:29:25 PM No.149837004
samir
samir
md5: 4c0277eab3d549cd0d18d7d3e6e95843๐Ÿ”
>laffs
Replies: >>149837080
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 1:30:40 PM No.149837019
Thank god itโ€™s Friday
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 1:36:36 PM No.149837080
leafssimon
leafssimon
md5: 6c1ce514a5de83fa36d24e78476c235c๐Ÿ”
>>149837004
> We can't dump Dummy's contract so let's go pick up another Bottom 6 slug's contract and have a matched set.
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 1:40:05 PM No.149837134
https://youtu.be/oIea0xiUEGE?si=wZkJL20f2ujQSqFs&t=8021
Replies: >>149837626 >>149837709
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 1:51:28 PM No.149837245
>>149836510
maybe on planet retard
Replies: >>149837860
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 1:58:04 PM No.149837308
Justice for planet retard
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 2:23:54 PM No.149837626
>>149837134
peak comfy
Replies: >>149837745
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 2:31:42 PM No.149837709
>>149837134
>we want the cuck
why do fans chant this
Replies: >>149837771 >>149837821
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 2:35:11 PM No.149837745
>>149837626
>potential stanley cup wining game
...
Replies: >>149837771
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 2:36:38 PM No.149837765
tusks UP
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 2:37:10 PM No.149837771
>>149837745
meant for
>>149837709
Replies: >>149837777
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 2:37:39 PM No.149837777
>>149837771
its fine, both posts were me
Replies: >>149837904
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 2:39:25 PM No.149837802
what a wasteful BITCH
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 2:41:38 PM No.149837821
>>149837709
It's traditional in canada.
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 2:41:52 PM No.149837823
for me its shilling my shit team as if they are elite and never letting on that i'm not being serious :)
Anonymous Sweden
7/18/2025, 2:44:59 PM No.149837860
>>149837245
I've never been there, would you recommend it as a native?
Replies: >>149837883
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 2:46:45 PM No.149837883
>>149837860
I'm pretty sure we go with indigenous
Replies: >>149837993 >>149837995
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 2:48:47 PM No.149837904
>>149837777
Based
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 2:55:21 PM No.149837993
>>149837883
honest to goodness, i don't know if it's indigenous or first nations right now.
Anonymous Sweden
7/18/2025, 2:55:36 PM No.149837995
>>149837883
Weak. Our natives surface only to protest infrastructure projects.
Replies: >>149838001
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 2:56:26 PM No.149838001
>>149837995
the sami seem to have a cozy life
i'd love to have a herd of reindeer desu
Replies: >>149838020 >>149838029
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 2:57:55 PM No.149838020
>>149838001
Watch out for finns
They murder reindeer with their cars for fun
Replies: >>149838036
Anonymous Sweden
7/18/2025, 2:58:54 PM No.149838029
>>149838001
They don't give a shit about their herd, my parents neighbor accidentally hit and killed one with their truck and the owner told him he doesn't care and that the neighbor should dispose of it himself
Replies: >>149838048 >>149838050
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 2:59:17 PM No.149838036
asfsafasfsafasf-e1557581888314
asfsafasfsafasf-e1557581888314
md5: fe908003a9d2ef64366901f288c397b7๐Ÿ”
>>149838020
won't have to worry about them for too much longer, thankfully
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 2:59:56 PM No.149838046
>>149836510
just made a Mammoth Marner if you know what I mean
Replies: >>149838060
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 3:00:10 PM No.149838048
>>149838029
>accidentally
Sure they did
We have another reindeer murderer on our hands
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 3:00:18 PM No.149838050
>>149838029
>kills my reindeer
>not my problem
holy based
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 3:01:16 PM No.149838060
>>149838046
I do know what you mean because we call those that here
Replies: >>149838073
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 3:02:33 PM No.149838073
>>149838060
we as in /sp/ because marner posting is going global
Replies: >>149838299
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 3:04:28 PM No.149838098
working on mammoth puns this offseason
feelin good going into october
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 3:10:01 PM No.149838167
5423425
5423425
md5: f9f57c9a32cb44bb1072757c0a47cef2๐Ÿ”
/hoc/ owns 4channel
Replies: >>149838186
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 3:10:28 PM No.149838172
I hate marnering at work.
Replies: >>149838266 >>149838299
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 3:11:43 PM No.149838186
>>149838167
Pol tards seething at Canada + trying to figure out what jlmi means was so fucking funny
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 3:19:27 PM No.149838266
>>149838172
Gary makes a dollar
I don't get a dime
That's why I Marner on company time
Replies: >>149838299 >>149838316
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 3:22:04 PM No.149838299
>>149838073
>>149838172
>>149838266
We still call those that here.
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 3:22:57 PM No.149838316
>>149838266
I'm a shy marnerner you see. I put the marnering on hold if anyone else comea into the washroom.
Replies: >>149838382
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 3:28:25 PM No.149838382
>>149838316
>starts to feel relaxed in the stall
>boss comes into bathroom
>Marner's NMC kicks in
Best you can do at that point is hope you can deal the rights for some relief
Replies: >>149838394
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 3:29:34 PM No.149838394
>>149838382
You should go to HR and accuse him of tampering
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 3:39:25 PM No.149838506
i can't pee at urinals
i get nervous
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 3:51:41 PM No.149838643
518352714_24520201797592385_6306982429984277892_n
518352714_24520201797592385_6306982429984277892_n
md5: 28e7dca8f99ecef13a8a8e0af26e7d66๐Ÿ”
old logos were way better
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 3:52:42 PM No.149838654
gettyimages-51760384-2048x2048
gettyimages-51760384-2048x2048
md5: efe27b5838071c89ff76b127cf6408b0๐Ÿ”
bet you can't name the goalie without googling
Replies: >>149838675
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 3:54:23 PM No.149838675
1750126318971355
1750126318971355
md5: 57a32d3a15a79b7fe37239845acf3958๐Ÿ”
>>149838654
darren pang?
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 3:57:53 PM No.149838726
522237804_18519886633055613_2348182097432765292_n
522237804_18519886633055613_2348182097432765292_n
md5: ee545342ed839fe0829b1ad9f0ab59e0๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>149839023 >>149839218
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 4:22:24 PM No.149839023
>>149838726
Didn't know he was still in the league
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 4:33:54 PM No.149839205
yeah no not posting in this goy thread
Replies: >>149839219 >>149839232 >>149839303
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 4:34:52 PM No.149839218
C05_Halak
C05_Halak
md5: da12136a8e336fabc43eed3301f1f3b8๐Ÿ”
>>149838726
Thank you Jaro!
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 4:34:59 PM No.149839219
>>149839205
>t. bombs your only church
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 4:35:38 PM No.149839232
>>149839205
You are a fag and likely support some shit team for retards like the Predditors.
Replies: >>149839264
Anonymous Sweden
7/18/2025, 4:37:52 PM No.149839264
>>149839232
Gonna say he's a metroslop faggot
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 4:41:00 PM No.149839303
1725707172564506
1725707172564506
md5: cd45518be5ad2be0234d0c56e7349de6๐Ÿ”
>>149839205
leave it to the american to use jewish language

holy shit
>foreign cock
Replies: >>149840020
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 4:49:51 PM No.149839434
go flames!
Replies: >>149839483
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 4:53:38 PM No.149839483
>>149839434
true, they should go away
Replies: >>149839927
Anonymous Sweden
7/18/2025, 5:14:15 PM No.149839763
hello frens
Replies: >>149839912
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 5:22:10 PM No.149839912
>>149839763
hey, angel. how's your day going?
Replies: >>149840186
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 5:23:10 PM No.149839927
__petra_gurin_and_petra_gurin_nijisanji_and_1_more_drawn_by_dokuro_deluxe__9d12df5a5e84a96e9dbc62ed4f5cf8e8
>>149839483
just like my penguins
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 5:27:48 PM No.149840020
>>149839303
why are foreigners and penis on your mind so much that you noticed that?
Replies: >>149840066 >>149840113
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 5:29:35 PM No.149840066
>>149840020
as I said, my mind was triggered by the burgers judaic language
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 5:31:01 PM No.149840106
im always nice to foreigners
i'd be anxious as heck if i were living in a foreign land
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 5:31:17 PM No.149840113
>>149840020
>4nkok
if you're pretending you didn't notice that you're definitely trying to suppress something
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 5:32:40 PM No.149840142
1727267705949462
1727267705949462
md5: 7c9cc59f7526ba5bd4bdee1d86c36dea๐Ÿ”
I love the Pittsburgh Penguins with all my heart, and I promise to support them forever, through thick and thin, against all other teams. Will you join me in taking the pledge to be loyal to the Pittsburgh Penguins and love them before all others in the NHL?
Replies: >>149840194 >>149840260
Anonymous Sweden
7/18/2025, 5:34:13 PM No.149840186
>>149839912
my day is going well thank you :)
i wish you a very good day fren
Replies: >>149840275
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 5:34:45 PM No.149840194
>>149840142
Do you think sid stays?
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 5:38:10 PM No.149840255
Be aware of your inner state while watching. If anger, agitation, or despair start to rise (โ€œWhy did he pass there?!โ€), take a step back. The goal is always inner peace.
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 5:38:24 PM No.149840260
>>149840142
please let Sid come to my habbies, you can still enjoy watching him I promise
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 5:39:10 PM No.149840275
>>149840186
glad to hear, sven. and thanks!
Anonymous Sweden
7/18/2025, 5:40:06 PM No.149840291
mcdonald_lanny_flames
mcdonald_lanny_flames
md5: 4f11da6dd7c6a5a60d7949faf62b5275๐Ÿ”
Labhrรกs Mac Dhรฒmhnaill, Calgary Lasracha.

Stanley Cup Curadh, 1989
Replies: >>149840348 >>149840356
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 5:40:36 PM No.149840300
Screenshot 2025-07-18 113948
Screenshot 2025-07-18 113948
md5: a4fade16483f74346bd3eeb2a3ebac87๐Ÿ”
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 5:41:55 PM No.149840327
Before watching a game, say a brief prayer like:

โ€œLord, let me enjoy this in peace, with thanksgiving, without falling into anger or judgment. Preserve my heart.โ€

And afterward, if you noticed agitation or spiritual damage, repent gently. โ€œLord have mercy. I got too heated about a penalty call again.โ€
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 5:42:56 PM No.149840348
>>149840291
fun fact about me, my community is the only one in canada that has gaelic road signs
Replies: >>149840384 >>149840404
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 5:43:17 PM No.149840356
>>149840291
That's the Irish Gaelic and it is haram, you filthy animal.
Replies: >>149840384 >>149840395
Anonymous Sweden
7/18/2025, 5:44:50 PM No.149840384
>>149840348
No way that's fuckin cool

>>149840356
That's where the Celts are from dumbass
Replies: >>149840413 >>149840457
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 5:45:28 PM No.149840395
>>149840356
up the ra
Replies: >>149840407
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 5:45:44 PM No.149840400
>Watch the Canadiens as though you were watching with Christ beside you in the room. If you can do that peacefully, youโ€™re probably fine.
never thought of it this way.
would you change how you watched your team, if jesus was watching with you?
Replies: >>149840433
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 5:46:10 PM No.149840404
>>149840348
why aren't the screaming eagles good anymore
Replies: >>149840487
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 5:46:44 PM No.149840407
>>149840395
arguably the most upbeat terrorism song of all time
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 5:47:02 PM No.149840413
32f
32f
md5: 42534dcd3111f7eda4a0a54c920ee68e๐Ÿ”
>>149840384
No, the Irish subhumans are like you, they need the gas.
Replies: >>149840444 >>149840459
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 5:48:37 PM No.149840433
>>149840400
>calls it ice hockey
sorry my Lord and Saviour I'm going to have to ask you to leave
Anonymous Sweden
7/18/2025, 5:49:21 PM No.149840444
>>149840413
t. Schlomo Shekelberg-Moneygrabber
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 5:50:14 PM No.149840457
34253243
34253243
md5: 84e6ad804f1b05175088db40c2b4d112๐Ÿ”
>>149840384
yeah! we have our own gaelic so it's a bit different than scotland and ireland
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_Gaelic
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 5:50:17 PM No.149840459
>>149840413
is he rubbing his two potato seeds together?
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 5:51:47 PM No.149840487
25343424
25343424
md5: 770632d01c6f6009447fa443187b18e1๐Ÿ”
>>149840404
>anymore
Replies: >>149840499
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 5:52:48 PM No.149840499
>>149840487
>soilers
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 5:53:43 PM No.149840507
bret(7)
bret(7)
md5: d984186abf8618c1114f01ea893e2909๐Ÿ”
>moreover
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 5:55:38 PM No.149840531
>Remind yourself: the other team is made in the image of God, too. Even the Leafs. Even Brad Marchand.
bit rude of chatgpt
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 6:03:06 PM No.149840623
Comprehensive list of NHL players from the Quebec City metro area:
Jonathan Marchessault, Alexandre Carrier, Jakob Pelletier, Maxence Guenette, Kurtis MacDermid, Maxime Lajoie, Louis Crevier

Comprehensive list of NHL players from South Florida (Miami-Ft. Lauderdale-West Palm Beach metro area).
Jakob Chychun, Brandon Duhaime, Seamus Casey, Garnet Hathaway, Andrew Peeke, Shayne Gostisbehere, Jaycon Megna, Jason Megna
Replies: >>149840640 >>149840698
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 6:04:39 PM No.149840640
>>149840623
most of those names sound fake
Replies: >>149840657
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 6:06:45 PM No.149840657
>>149840640
May as well be.
Quebec City only has two full-time NHLers, and South Florida has four.
Replies: >>149840744
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 6:10:02 PM No.149840698
>>149840623
>Jaycon Megna, Jason Megna
pardon me? no parents could ever
Replies: >>149840711
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 6:11:00 PM No.149840711
>>149840698
yeah it's a trend
https://www.eliteprospects.com/player/535611/gracyn-sawchyn
Replies: >>149840747
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 6:12:13 PM No.149840725
imagine being jaycon kwab
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 6:13:16 PM No.149840733
I would rather be a 2C. Just seems like less pressure ยฏ\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 6:14:17 PM No.149840744
>>149840657
quebec city is a town of 500000
Replies: >>149840802
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 6:14:28 PM No.149840747
>>149840711
Gracyn sawchyn not on the Kracken in a disgrace
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 6:14:55 PM No.149840756
yo been asleep since 2021, just woke up. holy shit how good are the preds right now?
Replies: >>149840790
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 6:16:56 PM No.149840790
>>149840756
multiple stanley cup winner steven stamkos is playing there
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 6:17:39 PM No.149840802
>>149840744
it has a metro area of like 900k, which is almost as big as the entire province of Saskatchewan.
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Anonymous Slovakia
7/18/2025, 6:18:27 PM No.149840816
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md5: befdcc6001645e9022e6782044aa1c66๐Ÿ”
>never got to 300 wins
Sad
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Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 6:20:26 PM No.149840850
>>149840816
i mean he never established himself a starting goalie for more than one season at a time.
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 6:20:36 PM No.149840852
>>149840802
that is a big round up
that metro area calc is also huge
the city is 450m2 yet they use 3500m2 for the metro
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Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 6:22:21 PM No.149840880
>>149840852
that list includes all the players from that very expansive metro area.
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Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 6:24:56 PM No.149840915
>>149840880
now tell me how big the population of south florida is
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Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 6:25:32 PM No.149840927
your belly is very expansive, yank
jen!
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 6:31:36 PM No.149840984
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md5: 2001f591d471a12c681d65514e70bd57๐Ÿ”
tdil jagr converted roman cervenka to russian orthodoxy
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 6:32:57 PM No.149840999
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md5: b9e481cbdc46ce52bea40e07d7b760b9๐Ÿ”
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Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 6:34:00 PM No.149841014
>>149840915
1.7 million
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 6:34:01 PM No.149841015
You better thank Dakota Joshua right now
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 6:41:47 PM No.149841096
>>149840999
thanks
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 6:42:44 PM No.149841112
>>149840999
Checked and thanked
Anonymous Slovakia
7/18/2025, 6:43:40 PM No.149841123
>>149840999
What kind of stupid name is that
Anonymous Germany
7/18/2025, 6:44:10 PM No.149841130
Fun fact james Corbett is a flames lifelong
Anonymous Canada
7/18/2025, 6:44:29 PM No.149841134
Next thread Canucks themed please, it would really mean a lot to me.
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 6:48:30 PM No.149841169
>>149840999
Thanks for joining >laffs
Anonymous United States
7/18/2025, 6:56:28 PM No.149841250
>>149841246