Thread 149828198

Flames dynasty 2026-2046
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>>149828198 (OP)
DOOMED

bud + 1 = trb

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>>149828237

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nova scotia mentioned

enough about the calgary lames, let's talk about my canesies

>>149828251
wtf is that meant to mean?

>>149828290
newfag americans pls understand

>>149828290
The rest of the league is doomed. There's no stopping the Flames

>>149828302
art

eBaum's World thread

for me it was NHL05

>>149828310
>it still exists

>>149828290

DOOM

JWAB

>>149828303
flames stop themselves when starved of fuel

>>149828237
R U L E
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>>149828198 (OP)
My goalie just signed another 5 years with the Ducks.

>>149828198 (OP)
is it frowned upon to ice fish during a pond hockey game?

>>149828388
i'd imagine walking into the middle of the game and drilling a fucking hole through the ice would be frowned upon, yes

I think what I'll do is wait until someone posts something that gets (You)s, then wait for the next thread and repost it

>>149828412
It's ok if the hole is smaller than the puck

>>149828412
well obviously it wouldnt be in the middle of the playing surface. it would off to the side. bench players would have something fun to do. and at the end of the game you could have a cookout with all the fish that were collectively caught.

Reasons why the Florida Panthers are MAGA's team.
1) Trump permanently moved to West Palm Beach. The Panthers play in Broward County, which is right next door.
2) Panthers majority owner Vinnie Viola was Trump's first nominee for Secretary of the Army back in 2017.
3) Panthers minority owner Doug Cifu is rabidly pro-Israel.
4) Several Panther players have been known Trump supporters. E.g., Aaron Ekblad, Matthew Tkachuk, Seth Jones, Frank Vatrano, Keith Yandle, Marc Staal, Eric Staal, Jeff Petry, James Reimer

>>149828388
I wonder if you could ice fish under an NHL rink? Do they put fish under the ice?

>>149828412
I do it all the time.

>>149828478
mean

>>149828462
okay, well maybe that does sound great

I thought I was out of darts then I remembered I have a pack in the car
God blesses a nigga

>>149828356
I once played with a 3rd pairing dman in a beer league game (ty wishart), he passed so hard that if you weren't ready or looking your stick would nearly fly out of your hands

>trb admitting his preference for "manlove"
last thread was grim

>>149828658
its why he is constantly seeking attention and approval from /hoc/

>>149828658
man love? gay
Dude Love? Hall of Fame

>>149828619
filth

>>149828619
What kind of dartboard do you have?

>>149828715
that's actually very beautiful

>>149828719
we only do cricket

10 players guaranteed to be traded by this time next year according to legit source(s).

Erik Karlsson
Rasmus Dahlin
Quinn Hughes
Tage Thompson
Troy Terry
Bowen Byram
Bryan Rust
Rickard Rakell
Jared McCann
Ryan O'Reilly

all shit btw

>>149828739
>Erik Karlsson
>Bryan Rust
>Rickard Rakell
Can we move these up a bit? Like this month?

>>149828739
Quinn Hughes is going to fetch a pretty penny, the prettiest penny ever seen I bet. How often do you have a chance at getting a dman of his caliber?

the canucks can't have fucked up this badly?

>>149828823
They are going all-in this next season in an attempt to win enough that Hughes will stay with them, so time will tell. But yes.

>>149828823
>trading a vezina to dubas

You wake up in an $12,000 per month Midtown East apartment. You check your phone and realize that it's Day 1 of your job as New York Rangers GM. How do you approach pic related?

Tage Thompson to Carolina, you heard it here first

>>149828814
>How often do you have a chance at getting a dman of his caliber?
i mean Erik Karlsson and Rasmus Dahlin are both on this list, so I'm gonna say a decent amount.

>>149828862
I'd trade everyone to my team for future considerations, retaining all salary

>>149828877
Karlsson is past his prime and probably won't get more than 60-65 points next season, and Dahlin is also not a ppg dman like Hughes

Quinn Hughes for Arturs Silovs and a holographic charizard

>>149828862
This isn't even that bad. The only real issue is Zibanejad's buyout proof contract, but if the Stors can make four WCFs with Seguin at $9.75m, then the Rangers should be fine.
Trade Lafreniere for whatever value you can get before his trade protection activates.
Don't re-sign Panarin.

Quinn Hughes for Rei Kuromiya

>>149828862
>all those 30+ year old boomers
it's over for the rags

>>149829011
losing in the wcf isnt an accomplishment

>>149828918
Neither Dahlin nor Hughes are legit 1Ds. The difference is that Dahlin could actually be great if he weren't retarded while Hughes' production depends on completely abandoning his defensive responsibilities.

god bless our drawfag king

>>149829042
how many playoff rounds has your team won in the past five years?

>>149829048
dafuq is a 1D if a norris winner doesn't qualify then? prime willie mitchell?

>>149829071
cope question

>>149829075
nashville stammer might be the biggest fall from grace i've seen in recent years

>Boushart
That'll be 11M + tip, please.

Last 2 digits are how many more cups the Flames win in my lifetime

>>149829048
Retard

>>149829078
is it? I hear all fucking year long about the laffs being shit in the playoffs. don't tell me the fucking laffs have done better than your team?

Quinn Hughes for a homeschooled bipolar willing tipsy pro-life depending on the race heiress to the oh henry candy bar fortune unvaccinated ginger amish teenage cowgirl hymen in pigtails with freckles and no gag reflex barefoot wearing a confederate flag bikini reading Atlas Shrugged with her identical twin sister

>>149829072
Norris is a joke award.
>what is a 1D
1) a guy who is a good enough defender to successfully match up against elite forwards 5v5.
2) a guy who is capable enough offensively to quarterback a PP.
There's only like 15 or so guys in the league right now who are true 1Ds, and most of them don't get Norris votes.

>>149829147
hughes can do both of those things tho

>>149829147
are you going to point out things quinn can't do in an effort to put him down or what? im confused here

>>149829133
>wahhh /hoc/ pwease stop buwwying my weafies all season waaahhh
get it together, kid

glad to see you guys not calling those that itt

>>149829154
If Hughes was a reliable defender, then he'd play on the Penalty Kill. He's the only 23+ minute per night guy in the league who doesn't kill penalties.

>>149829075
Replace Bouchard with Byfield. Kangz would've been up 3-1 going back home if Byfield hadn't been a retard with the puck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1jPUqT21Mg

>>149829184
I appreciate you sidestepping the question again. My post specifically pointed out how shit my leafs are and how deserving they are of bullying you fucking retard.

>>149829185
I've already taken a Marner today. I don't expect to take another one.

>>149829071
>if you lose you win

Remember when Canooks fans said that they had
- Arguably the best defenseman in the league
- Two Top 10 centers
- A top 10 goalie
- A super deep blueline
and then they missed the playoffs?

>>149829200
no need to get so frustrated on /hoc/, lad. we're just a few friends chumming it up

>>149829233
cope it's pettersson's fault

>>149829195
He's too good to be on the PK, I also remember he didn't have a goal scored against when he was on the ice for the first 15 games of last season or something.

>>149829243
why is my chum so afraid to mention how many rounds of playoffs his team has won?

>>149829233
i dont recall shannon ever saying that.

>>149829147
>There's only like 15 or so guys in the league right now who are true 1Ds
And Boushart and Moron Really are 2 of them, right?

RIGHT?!?

>>149829248
>He's too good to be on the PK
Karlsson is the only other dman for whom that's been said, and it took you goym 15 years to realize you can't win with that cat.

>>149829271
no but Mattias Ekholm is.

>>149829214
nope

>>149829195
you never even said playing on the pk was part of your 1d criteria, retard.

I can't see the puck

>>149829184
Watch out, Samir is still seething.

>>149829233
nope

>>149829320
raped bitch

>>149829298
Nope

>>149829011
It's not bad in terms of maybe making the playoffs the next few years but there aren't a lot of moves they can make.

For me, it's Zach Werenski

>>149829320
Samir is always seething.

>>149829427
you're absolutely shit at hiding your underage dude
post your mom's feet

>>149829427
raped bitch

xhe rb talking to xim/xerself again

>Connor Mac David
>Dads name isn't David

>>149829427
I like when Samir goes VPN to seethe.

>>149829498
while gaslighting /hoc/

>>149829540
thoughts on your loss to bud?

>>149829540
post your mom's feet junior

>>149829540
raped bitch

xhe's 46 years old
never kissed a girl

>>149829581
that's not rapey that's junior he's trying to post like an adult to fit in

>>149829637
that is fair, i dont give a fuck
you larp as the raped bitch then you are one

>>149829668
true

>>149829553
this is xhe rb if you didn't know

>>149829540
Yeah Samir is triggered then.

It wasn't a vaccine

>>149829746
raped bitch

Hearing that the #Canucks have dealt Dakota Joshua to the Toronto Maple Leafs in exchange for a fourth-round pick purple monkey dishwasher

>>149829791
the gm must not like having more than 1 black guy on the team at a time

>>149829746
>Samir mentioned. I'm in.

>>149829791
didn't they just trade him?

off season /hoc/ used to be fun but now it feels like a dick waving contest for eunichs

/hoc/ used to be fun before the mentally ill fatman showed up with his 5 vpns. least bud raped him tho

>>149829823
Retard

>>149829214
>Marner
Objectively and plainly too slow to compete in the playoffs.
Am I literally the only person who actually watches the games?
Here's the NHL media on Marner:
>"He's haunted by DEMONS and that's why he fails!"
>"He's psychologically TORMENTED by the PRESSURE of the Toronto media [even though we suck his nuts]!!!"
>"The Toronto GHOSTS are weighing on him!"
It's absolutely insane.

retardposting used to cool before ratards started doing it

>>149829859
could you choose a clip where marner doesn't do a spinarama and put the puck right onto his tape?

marner's a decent player but he has a shit attitude. no pun intended

>>149829880
no, they're all like that

>>149829880
Literally any sequence in the playoffs where other teams are actually sprinting and competing.
You see that Marner literally cannot keep up, like a toddler trying to play tag with his big brothers.

little does everybody know, 4th round draft picks are actually the most valuable

hoc was better when you could at least filter attention seeking tripfags

>>149829914
god that clip is awful

mitch "dry hair but still yelling at the bench while currently engaging in secret trade talks with vegas" marner. if lafftards don't boo him in january they truly are lafftards

>>149829961
I'm going to be tickled watching those khaki pants dorks giving him polite applause

>>149829924
Johnny Hockey was a 4th rounder

>>149829906
I was like this in high school basketball

>>149829999
checked

>>149829982
>polite applause
I don't think they'll act like the laffs just scored a goal

>>149829945
when did they make it so you cant?

>>149829999
And what is he now?

>>149830027
when the schizoids chased them off hoc

Shut the fuck up chambers

>>149830034
schizoids aren't bad, there are schizoids in the nhl and pwhl

Scouts are so tarded. See how wrong everybody was to pick him so late and for what, because he was a manlet? Fools.

>>149829914
>literally sees Pastrnak skating towards him
>lets him skate around him
>stares at the puck
>starts to coast
>lose the 7th game and the series
The biggest loser in the NHL.

>>149830091
college hockey has come a very very long way in the past 20 years

Thoughts?

>>149830104
>>lets him skate around him
There's the rub.
You think that Marner COULD keep up with Pastrnak, if only he "tried".
Like saying blacks COULD all be physicists, if only they tried.
You're numb to reality.
He's simply too slow and unathletic.
Fin.

>>149830150
2 thoughts:
-literally who
-literally where

>>149830168
ostentatious

>>149830091
not to be an NHLe-tard but anecdotally I do feel like a lot of the success stories like that are younger birthdays. Sure teams try to reach on guys too though.

~Point per game in the USHL back then as a manlet on a good team is good but maybe not remarkable, though it's interesting that teammate Girgensons with similar numbers went in the first round a year later

>>149830091
He was American.
NHL first round draft has fanatical Candian bias.
70% of NHL first rounders are Canadian.
40% of NHL players are Canadian.

>>149830210
we own this league

>>149830210
Maybe, but if he was 6 feet or more he's have gone waaay sooner

>>149830091
>not the first manlet drafted by the Flames
>significantly worse than the best manlet in NHL history

>>149830186
how very phlegmatic of you

>>149830186
;)

>>149830210
>bias
Maybe americans are just shit

>>149830168
wonder how the great men of letters felt about "though"

>>149830252
>best manlet in NHL history
I had to check how St. Louis compared to Fleury and it's close...

>>149830237

1993

>>149830273
probably horrified at first, but once it evolved into "tho" and "doe" they would have turned a corner and considered it bussin'

>>149829805
flush it down the toilet

>>149830199
he signed a letter of intent and even told the media he was going to play in the ncaa for at least a couple seasons before the draft. thats not in any way comparable to girgensons.

>>149830323
canadian mvp (again)

why does /hoc/ love the player who made it acceptable to draft 5'7 130 pound manlets?

>>149830385
This is like seeing Caulfield next to anybody else on the ice

>>149830387
mental illness. He at least has a reason for it, but whatever.

>>149830385
gerbe was based

>>149830170
He could've at least made some kind of contact with Pastrnak to slow him down, to get him irritated or something. Instead he just lets him fly past him. A good defensive player would've obstructed just a little bit.
>>149830311
>St. Louis was soft, was a PP babby and was under 1.00 PPG.
>In the HHoF
>Fleury was tough, was a PK beast and was over 1.00 PPG
>Not in the HHoF
Everybody involved in the HHoF should be killed, I'm sorry to say.

shortest player in nhl history was a goalie kek

>>149830430
>Not in the HHoF
Gary will never let him, and not because of his career stats

>>149830430
wasnt he raped?

>>149830237
Canada barely managed to beat the USA where hockey is the #5 sport - in an OT squeaker - where the USA team didn't even have it's #1 and #2 defenseman, or #1 goal scorer playing.
If Brazil did that to America in soccer, they'd be ashamed.
Canada thinks it's an accomplishment.

>>149830485
>conspiracy theories
>nothing but truths

>>149830500
Yeah, him and another guy and the perpetrator only got 2 years in prison

>>149830385
https://youtu.be/HuOqq7nBDjs

>>149830529
He's tall but he's slow and keeps banging his stick on the ice for a pass, not a good look

>>149830503
>it didnt count because our team was full of soft pussys
kwarb

>>149830500
>>149830525
He wasn't raped. He describes what happened in his documentary.

>>149830592
he had his feet jerked off on iirc

>>149830615
Yep.

now trb on the other hand...

nigger stole my phone

Might watch the cfl game tonight bros

>>149831397
they have those in finland?

>>149831480
most of the pigeons were used up in the wars

>>149831480
Nokia went out of business because of the N-Gage

>>149831507
the motarolla razer was the best phone I ever had. it was goddamed indestructible.

>>149830592
What happened to Theo Fleury was 100x more macabre, grotesque, and horrifying than any of the shit that happened at the MSU gymnastics team or any other youth sports sex scandal any American freaks out about.
The worst part about it is that everybody knows this shit is routine at Hockey Canada.

>>149831397
Sad

>>149830372

1993

>>149831529
I dont think you should base your opinion on someones face. but when they have the face of a dog who has eaten satans asshole and gone back for another whiff, i think it's okay.

what happened in 1993?

>>149831587
or is it the face of a dog who's gone for a snack and been told he can't go back for a second? either way.

Only like 3 months until puck drop

>>149831599
I got a super nintendo

>>149830500
It was just the typical leafy stuff.

>>149831599
the backstreet boys were formed in orlando, florida

>>149831599
english football gave out its first ever championship trophy

I cleared the cookies on my mobile browser and now i cant get the mobile version of /hoc/ to have a black background

>>149831683
KWAB

>>149831683
disaster

>>149830311
It's not close when you consider the eras they played in.

business idea: blacksRus, kids toystore but you can steal everything

Happy 50th Birthday to Jason Strudwick, known amongst friends as "Struddy".

>>149831717
>BlacksRus
honestly thought this was a division of putins at first.

uuuuuuuuuuuuhh kraken

>>149831746
did they do anything spicy this offseason so far?

>>149831742
kek

>>149831703
I see this pic everywhere and I keep thinking the guy is epstein

CHICKEN HOCKEY

>>149831599
Waco, Texas

>Dakota Joshua to laffs
What the ever loving fuck? Is Treetard going senile now too?

>>149831599
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autonomous_Province_of_Western_Bosnia

>>149831796
he's got some offensive capability: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ea718YUDVS4
he also had ball cancer last season so his numbers this season should be better

>>149829791
Brad Treliving is Nonis Jr, holy shit.

would you rather relocate to boston, utica or scranton (other eastern cities like this??)

asking for a friend

>>149831746
Are shit and run by retards
>>149831755
Not really, biggest moves were off-loading burakovsky and getting marchment.

>>149831812
>ball cancer
I thought we were trying to increase the grit. instead they bring in half a pussy. wonderful.

>>149831599
One of my earliest memories when I was 3 years old sitting on my dad's shoulders and watching De Lyckliga Kompisarna switch instruments with each other before playing "Dit Kuken Pekar" (Where the Cock is Pointing).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WznFefmOw_A
>>149831812
>he's got some offensive capability
>best season: 32 points

>>149831869
boston is pretty vague since people who live an hour outside the city say they're from boston

>>149831869
i'd say utica. you'd probably have a mountain of assholes travelling to scranton not realizing they should be in california.

Neighbor across the street totalled his work van. Ive never spoken to him but I know he has wife and two kids and leaves early and comes home late. I feel really bad for him.

>>149831812
Bottom 6 shitter making $4M.

>laffs

>>149831992
leave john taveres out of this

>>149831972
Show up with a bottle of wine while he's away and the kids are with their grandparents

>laffs lose Marner
>use newfound capspace for Roy, Joshua, and Maccelli

>>149832073

Roy and Joshua follow the Reaves/Domi/Bertuzzi/OEL/Carlo/Laughton model. Treliving loves getting guys retards on the Leafs' subreddit have begged for forever. Macelli fits with Domi and OEL in that he gets guys who came up from Arizona.

>>149831960
>De Lyckliga Kompisarna
BASED. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCn_-TZzQI0

Hope you're managing the heat alright down in Skellefteå. My balls are hot and sticky up here

>>149832007
>laffs

>The goalie the Flames will be paying most next season is Markstrom
>The best goalie in the league (Wolf) is literally being paid loonies
How the fuck is Connie so smart? He must be pushing 50-350 IQ. My Flames are legitimately cup bound with him at the helm

>>149831960
Yes, there is some capability there with potential for even up to 40ish points, this plus him being able to fight and lay hits is strictly fine for a bottom 6 imo.

Lafftards are truly delusional.

Happy Birthday — and may every day be another wonderful secret.

>>149831703
KWAB

>>149832181
do someone in a leafs jersey say you had potential or something? Don't know what it has to do with this thread.

>>149832202

1967

>>149832231
85%

1989

>>149832240

1 9 6 7

>>149832246
Best year in human history

>>149832247
yep, thats when they last won. 3 years and they're totally off it. last canadian team was in 1993, just incase you were wondering.

>>149832276
want to know something even funnier? There were only 6 fucking teams when they won it. now imagine being in a league where you're still somehow talked about constantly. weird stuff.

>>149832198
happy birthday to the best boy in the league

he is man now

>>149832359
A gay man maybe

Just dropped a fairly robust marner

made some chicken for dinner

heading down to mcdavids

are humans just marner making machines

>>149829075
imagine being a career backup who thinks he has more, getting your shot on a contender, and then mentally collapsing so badly that you play yourself out of the league

>>149832442
My body is a machine that turns fiber into marner

The Kraken signed Ryan Lindgren

>>149831746
watch them get duped by flyovers like the last seattle team did

if the US and India got into a war, how would the canadian teams fly down?

Now that 895 is out of the way, they can focus on actual hockey.

i basically look like rick rude

I rudely look like Rick Basic

>>149832784
i'll assume you mean at the moment

have hair like greg valentine

>>149832837
may bud's 1 over trb comfort you

>>149832837
jlmi

xhe rb be like >tfw no bf

>>149832114
No problems with the heat. I've just been staying indoors playing video games. My summer vacation is over on Monday though, so that sucks.
>>149832668
Doesn't look that complicated to me.

>>149832880
it's ok, he has a budfriend

>>149832837
I only really feel it in the off season with no hockey to watch and cute girls walking around in the warm weather.

>>149831872
yeah but they're /my/ shit team run by retards! far from perfect but it still makes me happy to have professional hockey in my city. [/sp/oiler]i might watch the girl pro hockey when it exists here[//sp/oiler]

>>149832895
that's why you just force yourself to develop a phobia of sunshine.

>>149832911
>phobia of sunshine
Personally I have a fear of the dark.

Hello /hoc/ I decided to pop in and remind you my /hoc/ frens that if things seems kinda sucky today, you can start fixing things tomorrow, take care and be a fren to people around you

>>149832923
a few of those with some weird nicknames tbf

>>149832927
>fear of the dark
just end me now

>>149832837
classic

>>149832936
based fin fren

>>149832899
/OUR/ shit team run by retards, and yeah I might tune in to lady hockey. They got bilka and knight, so they may not be terrible.

>>149832936
This was my offseason gimmick a couple years ago.

>>149832960
>They got bilka
is the bilkaposter gonna stay a fleetfag or is he just a bilka fan?

>>149832990
Why did we stop being your /hoc/ friends?

>>149832923
>Roy(wah)

>>149833012
Frenship never ends I'm here forever after all, I just have less time to hang out. I still stop by as much as I can, but sometimes I only have time to read not post.

congratulations to Leon Draisaitl for winning the greatest nhl player award

>>149832923
Lmao Mario and Roy being modern

>>149832784
Do you inject steroids in your penis?

>>149832359
Snarky Jay has also had her birthday. She older than Bedard. I watch the cleavage in her youtube videos

>>149831599
Jurassic Park

>>149831599
Xmen 30th Anniversary. All the comics that year had a Xmen 30th Anniversary logo

>>149833008
I don't care

>>149833025
>tfw oilers are never winning a cup

>>149833104
you should

>>149833008
>he

Calgary putting a tard room in their building
https://dailyhive.com/calgary/calgary-flames-arena-quiet-room-anxiety

>>149833167
Why are we pandering to the socially unfit?

the future of the laffs is looking quite dim

>>149833173
those are the types of people that cheer for the flames.

>>149833167
>These rooms will provide fans with the opportunity to reduce anxiety and sensory overload that can come from loud atmospheres such as sporting events and concerts
Why the fuck would you attend a sporting event or a concert if you get anxiety or "sensory overload" (doesn't exist btw) from it?
>>149833175
Is there a generational talent in the 2028 draft?

my life is an autism room

argosbros...

>>149833167
Ya it's called the home team locker room

>>149833137
Why? Are you a bilka fan?

>>149833197
>Is there a generational talent in the 2028 draft?
could be

>>149833240
>YAY, DISNEYLAND!!!

>>149833270
How is Pue pronounced

mar-ner

>>149833192
I'm retarded Flames fan but I'm not THAT retarded

alouettes huge comeback

>>149833279
pyoo probably

>>149833357
I wish I enjoyed football so I could support the CFL.

>>149833270
>zaac
>jack hair

>>149833385
cruz jim sounds fake too

>>149833375
>the raped bitch of /hoc/

>the football is a boat because argonauts

>>149833391
oh no, that's the worst of the lot kek

>>149833270
Oh cool the LoSauro kid grew up a couple towns away from me in Bergen County. We haven't had NHLers even though it's what I would call a stereotypical modern suburban hockey parent area. The Jersey kids are usually from the shore or the Philly suburbs. No pressure

>>149833420
>I'll take the trap bus- erm I mean the fish n' chips

>Gary...no
>please show mercy
>i-i'm...tired

>>149833279
Pew Pew

whoa. didn't expect that reading his 'early life' section. i guess Bettman wasn't an Italian surname after all. honestly this changes everything.

Enjoying the cup champs whiskey tonight.

rangers, devils or islanders?

>>149833816
contemplated getting a bottle of that before i remembered scotch > canadian lol

>>149833868
yeah, thats exactly the look i'd be giving if someone asked me such a silly question

>>149833868
Retard

>>149834079
make it the Liberty

hockey girls lick muff

>>149834101
yeah but even more often than that they engage in domestic violence

I can't see the puck

>>149834118
there is no puck currently in play

>>149832370
>>149832442
>>149832497
we don't call those that here bro's

I’m gonna love it when this team meshes well and all the well you didn’t replace Marner crowd eat some crow.

You don’t replace a player like Marner but you can build a better team with his cap space and I believe they have done that

My two cents

>>149834079
This is this offseason's Dallas punch.

Im old enough to have seen the glowing fox puck

im old enough to have not asked

Im old enough to have played Wayne Gretzky hockey on the n64, featuring a glowing puck

that goalie's a wall!
you're not as unique as you think you are, faggot

Hughes-Tryamkin
Juolevi-Bourdon
Hronek-Myers

>>149834267
surely the devils will be keeping one or two of their current defenders

>>149834270
Steven santini or eric gelinas can be the 7th if they're still there

Jamie Has-Benn

Chase Stillman was the missing piece in the Canuck dynasty

Carter Hart btfo

>>149834285
KWAB

juolevi was supposed to be the best finnish dman the nuckies ever had since jyrki lumme

a homeschooled bipolar willing tipsy pro-life depending on the race heiress to the oh henry candy bar fortune unvaccinated ginger amish teenage cowgirl hymen in pigtails with freckles and no gag reflex barefoot wearing a confederate flag bikini reading Atlas Shrugged with her identical twin sister breastfeeding my 4 sons

Its up
https://streamable.com/x0y68r

not clicking on that

Mitch Marner in the Bathroom with a newspaper and now it seems my idea of clue has turned to poo...

>>149828198 (OP)
calgarians are so fucking delusional

>>149834376
retard

>>149834487
bubbling like a kettle

>>149834493
just like trb

>>149834348
alright look pal that's a little much you gotta stop

>>149834497
kwab

>>149834487
nope. I type really really fast at value village so this is actually fine

Woken up by the need to marner

>>149834574
we don't type fast here
>>149834576
the what

>Today, however, the team’s connection to Chinese hockey is limited. Since the COVID-19 era, the club has played its home games in Mytishchi, Russia, and its roster is built primarily around North American imports. In the 2024–25 season, there was not a single China-born player on the team.
kek what a joke also is gerard kwaboty

this just in
canucks trade Dakota Joshua to the Maple Leafs

beware

new alex g record is very very very very very good

florinya panthers desu

>>149834429
/ouryear/

>>149834610
Im sure its a lovely city.
>nevermind

>>149835641
this is why i frequent /hoc/

>>149835526
Indescribably based

Now that the dust has settled - Mammoth is a cool name and they'll be a fun team to follow.

>>149835526
Correct. The Wolf is unleashed and gets 82 shutouts.

>>149834576
At least you didn't wake up covered in Marner.

A workmanlike marner this morning. A Game 47 weekday marner. Nothing noteworthy, but you have to get through these efficiently and be ready for more challenging marner's.

>>149836613
why are those men playing a girl's game?

>>149836685
daily marner talk is so fucking funny.

Stay strong brother, gotta build up your strength for thanksgiving

> Oilers Trying To Extend Jake Walman
When McBust walks, it'll be because of the shit mgt that spent 25-30M on 3 shit D, rather than fixing their many holes.

>>149836861
can you blame mcdavid for being worried about extending those many boys holes?

another day without hockey

Thank god it’s Friday

>>149837004
> We can't dump Dummy's contract so let's go pick up another Bottom 6 slug's contract and have a matched set.

https://youtu.be/oIea0xiUEGE?si=wZkJL20f2ujQSqFs&t=8021

>>149836510
maybe on planet retard

Justice for planet retard

>>149837134
peak comfy

>>149837134
>we want the cuck
why do fans chant this

>>149837626
>potential stanley cup wining game
...

tusks UP

>>149837745
meant for
>>149837709

>>149837771
its fine, both posts were me

what a wasteful BITCH

>>149837709
It's traditional in canada.

for me its shilling my shit team as if they are elite and never letting on that i'm not being serious :)

>>149837245
I've never been there, would you recommend it as a native?

>>149837860
I'm pretty sure we go with indigenous

>>149837777
Based

>>149837883
honest to goodness, i don't know if it's indigenous or first nations right now.

>>149837883
Weak. Our natives surface only to protest infrastructure projects.

>>149837995
the sami seem to have a cozy life
i'd love to have a herd of reindeer desu

>>149838001
Watch out for finns
They murder reindeer with their cars for fun

>>149838001
They don't give a shit about their herd, my parents neighbor accidentally hit and killed one with their truck and the owner told him he doesn't care and that the neighbor should dispose of it himself

>>149838020
won't have to worry about them for too much longer, thankfully

>>149836510
just made a Mammoth Marner if you know what I mean

>>149838029
>accidentally
Sure they did
We have another reindeer murderer on our hands

>>149838029
>kills my reindeer
>not my problem
holy based

>>149838046
I do know what you mean because we call those that here

>>149838060
we as in /sp/ because marner posting is going global

working on mammoth puns this offseason
feelin good going into october

/hoc/ owns 4channel

I hate marnering at work.

>>149838167
Pol tards seething at Canada + trying to figure out what jlmi means was so fucking funny

>>149838172
Gary makes a dollar
I don't get a dime
That's why I Marner on company time

>>149838073
>>149838172
>>149838266
We still call those that here.

>>149838266
I'm a shy marnerner you see. I put the marnering on hold if anyone else comea into the washroom.

>>149838316
>starts to feel relaxed in the stall
>boss comes into bathroom
>Marner's NMC kicks in
Best you can do at that point is hope you can deal the rights for some relief

>>149838382
You should go to HR and accuse him of tampering

i can't pee at urinals
i get nervous

old logos were way better

bet you can't name the goalie without googling

>>149838654
darren pang?

>>149838726
Didn't know he was still in the league

yeah no not posting in this goy thread

>>149838726
Thank you Jaro!

>>149839205
>t. bombs your only church

>>149839205
You are a fag and likely support some shit team for retards like the Predditors.

>>149839232
Gonna say he's a metroslop faggot

>>149839205
leave it to the american to use jewish language

holy shit
>foreign cock

go flames!

>>149839434
true, they should go away

hello frens

>>149839763
hey, angel. how's your day going?

>>149839483
just like my penguins

>>149839303
why are foreigners and penis on your mind so much that you noticed that?

>>149840020
as I said, my mind was triggered by the burgers judaic language

im always nice to foreigners
i'd be anxious as heck if i were living in a foreign land

>>149840020
>4nkok
if you're pretending you didn't notice that you're definitely trying to suppress something

I love the Pittsburgh Penguins with all my heart, and I promise to support them forever, through thick and thin, against all other teams. Will you join me in taking the pledge to be loyal to the Pittsburgh Penguins and love them before all others in the NHL?

>>149839912
my day is going well thank you :)
i wish you a very good day fren

>>149840142
Do you think sid stays?

Be aware of your inner state while watching. If anger, agitation, or despair start to rise (“Why did he pass there?!”), take a step back. The goal is always inner peace.

>>149840142
please let Sid come to my habbies, you can still enjoy watching him I promise

>>149840186
glad to hear, sven. and thanks!

Labhrás Mac Dhòmhnaill, Calgary Lasracha.

Stanley Cup Curadh, 1989

Before watching a game, say a brief prayer like:

“Lord, let me enjoy this in peace, with thanksgiving, without falling into anger or judgment. Preserve my heart.”

And afterward, if you noticed agitation or spiritual damage, repent gently. “Lord have mercy. I got too heated about a penalty call again.”

>>149840291
fun fact about me, my community is the only one in canada that has gaelic road signs

>>149840291
That's the Irish Gaelic and it is haram, you filthy animal.

>>149840348
No way that's fuckin cool

>>149840356
That's where the Celts are from dumbass

>>149840356
up the ra

>Watch the Canadiens as though you were watching with Christ beside you in the room. If you can do that peacefully, you’re probably fine.
never thought of it this way.
would you change how you watched your team, if jesus was watching with you?

>>149840348
why aren't the screaming eagles good anymore

>>149840395
arguably the most upbeat terrorism song of all time

>>149840384
No, the Irish subhumans are like you, they need the gas.

>>149840400
>calls it ice hockey
sorry my Lord and Saviour I'm going to have to ask you to leave

>>149840413
t. Schlomo Shekelberg-Moneygrabber

>>149840384
yeah! we have our own gaelic so it's a bit different than scotland and ireland
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_Gaelic

>>149840413
is he rubbing his two potato seeds together?

>>149840404
>anymore

>>149840487
>soilers

>Remind yourself: the other team is made in the image of God, too. Even the Leafs. Even Brad Marchand.
bit rude of chatgpt

Comprehensive list of NHL players from the Quebec City metro area:
Jonathan Marchessault, Alexandre Carrier, Jakob Pelletier, Maxence Guenette, Kurtis MacDermid, Maxime Lajoie, Louis Crevier

Comprehensive list of NHL players from South Florida (Miami-Ft. Lauderdale-West Palm Beach metro area).
Jakob Chychun, Brandon Duhaime, Seamus Casey, Garnet Hathaway, Andrew Peeke, Shayne Gostisbehere, Jaycon Megna, Jason Megna

>>149840623
most of those names sound fake

>>149840640
May as well be.
Quebec City only has two full-time NHLers, and South Florida has four.

>>149840623
>Jaycon Megna, Jason Megna
pardon me? no parents could ever

>>149840698
yeah it's a trend
https://www.eliteprospects.com/player/535611/gracyn-sawchyn

imagine being jaycon kwab

I would rather be a 2C. Just seems like less pressure ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>149840657
quebec city is a town of 500000

>>149840711
Gracyn sawchyn not on the Kracken in a disgrace

yo been asleep since 2021, just woke up. holy shit how good are the preds right now?

>>149840756
multiple stanley cup winner steven stamkos is playing there

>>149840744
it has a metro area of like 900k, which is almost as big as the entire province of Saskatchewan.

>never got to 300 wins
Sad

>>149840816
i mean he never established himself a starting goalie for more than one season at a time.

>>149840802
that is a big round up
that metro area calc is also huge
the city is 450m2 yet they use 3500m2 for the metro

>>149840852
that list includes all the players from that very expansive metro area.

>>149840880
now tell me how big the population of south florida is

your belly is very expansive, yank
jen!

tdil jagr converted roman cervenka to russian orthodoxy

>>149840915
1.7 million

You better thank Dakota Joshua right now

>>149840999
thanks

>>149840999
Checked and thanked

>>149840999
What kind of stupid name is that

Fun fact james Corbett is a flames lifelong

Next thread Canucks themed please, it would really mean a lot to me.

>>149840999
Thanks for joining >laffs