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>>149830188 (OP)
First for sweden

Red Cardigans Sweden

O boy!

Why the fuck is the referee so inept at getting the fuck out the way?

THIS is THE thread
>>149830458
Spanish double agent

stop tacklin' the cutie referee

>England(women) in charge of penuldies

Maybe they're good at them

Sweden deserves this for subbing out our best players so early

Darkhorse kino incoming

WHOA MAMA, THOSE ENGLISH THIGHS

They have stolen Malmö FFs chant!

>>149830617
Bronze is such a butch dyke tho

Russo is washed

BENULDIES

BENULDIES

'Kin 'ell I'm tired

was she flipping off the ref lmao?

Thank you for killing yourselfs for our easy win

mad how the england team has english players in it
have grown very unuse to that

SWEDISH FUCKING SHITS

>England's "cheat code"
>does fuck all the entire match

Always ""them""" that will let you down

Christ, there's no fookin' power on these shots

CHOKEJOB

Fucking hell, even their penalties are a joke. This shit shouldn't even be televised.

jaysus christ this is a JUSTjob if I've ever seen one

>>149830942
Unironically some of the worst penalties I've ever seen

>twice as many missed penalties as scored penalties

gotta love womens football sometimes

>>149830980
there's a reason this shit is aired in the off-season of the international major leagues

these penalties are quite shit

These are worse than Rashford, Sancho and Saka's fucking hell

haha nice

Congrats Sweden, there's no way you miss this next one

AQHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

KWABBBBBBBB

lmaooo

HOLY FUCK THIS IS COMEDY GOLD

UNBELIEVABLE

Crazy how bad women are at football, kek

What the falk was that

LMAOOOOOO

FUCKING WOMEN

Woman's match thread made a 2nd thread. Thankfully it is due to comedy.

Who said women arent funny KEK

HOLY KEKERINO

aaaaaaahahaha

Not trying to be rude, but if blokes were taking penalties like these there would be rumours of throwing and match-fixing immediately

Well that was something

FOR FUCK SAKE END IT I WANT TO GO TO BED

This is some of the absolute worst shit I've ever seen on a football pitch. This is genuinely worse than Sunday league.

This is the biggest collective cross team bottlejob I've ever seen. Epitome of /weakmind/

genuinely stunned at how shit women are

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Fucking finally

Can hear the missus shrieking at the TV in the next room. Barricading myself in the toilet until she calms down.

Is this the worst penalty shootout of all time? Can anyone else think of another?

wheyyyy

>>149831084
JINX
JINX
JINX

I had to wait two minutes just to post this...

Sniiiiiif

jajajajajajajajajaajjaajajaj

God damn these bitches blow at sawker

JÄTTEKOLLAPS

Never seen anything worse

FOR FUCS SAKE WERE GONE HAVE MORE LIONESS SPAM SHIT

Mass seppuku for Sweden, fucking hell.

They're much cuter too :(

>>149831207
If you fancy seeing something even worse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iy4U6mjt90A

Both teams should be sent home after that, absolute embarrassment

who cares

...

LIONESSES NEVER IN DOUBT
SIT DOWN SWEDEN KEKQUEENS

Formula for scoring a penalty
>make a proper long run-up
>shoot hard and with confidence
>profit

HOW FUCKING HARD CAN IT BE?

>The post-game panel actually talking about how fucking terrible the PKs were
even women hate women's soccer

>>149830188 (OP)
Meme level pennies. Dykes can't shoot for shit.

EQUAL PAY

NOW

Didn’t watch a second except for the penalties and I have never laughed as hard at football

Girls, I think this fanny-juice slurping sport might just be for me after all.

Imagine losing to England on penalties. WOMEN penalties too. STATE of SWEDEN. You are in the terrible ranks of
>Switzerland (x2 lol, lmao)
>Columbia
>Spain
With failing to beat England on penalties.

>>149831401
Absolute state

This is the worst piece of football I've ever witnessed. And this is supposed to be quarter final in a major tournament????

>>149831401
Is this a record for missed penalties?

can't help but think Southgate played a hand in this

>goalkeeper to take the final penalty
>in the fucking UEFA quarter final
Redpill me on the psychology behind this decision

>>149831331
>She even breaks the trophy

Thats the funniest shit ever

Are all women penalty shootouts always this terrible?

the worst penalty shootout i have ever seen

gave womens footy a chance, never again

>>149831257
>Can anyone else think of another?
Manchester United vs Sunderland in 2014 EFL Semi-Final. Sunderland won 2-1 on penalties.

>>149831373
Need tutoring from slabhead

Värre än Vitryssland 2002

>>149831430
>major tournament

As always, Swedish media hyped our team up to almost be guaranteed to win the gold.

and as always, they fail in the most miserably embarassing way possible.

Is that the standard of penalties shootouts for women's football? I mean they've barely any power in their kicks so that would explain how easy some of them were to save.

>>149831467
i mean the england penalties were just as embarrassing and terrible

>>149831459
The shitness of that was mitigated by manure losing

>>149831484
Yes, but we also had a 2-0 lead.

>missus has put the strap-on away
Phew.

and this is why I laugh at people who watch womens football

>>149831449
So they can emotionally torture her when she inevitably fucks it up. Women.

>up 2-0
>choke lead in 2 minutes
>lead pens
>choke that too
chokeden

>>149831401
state of it

>>149831484
If you think that's bad see >>149831459 it's the worst penalty shoot out I've ever seen and doesn't have >women as the excuse. Doesn't even have >non-PL as an excuse.

>>149831491
Right but it was the worst penalty shootout I've ever seen. Especially when United scored with 2 mins to go to take it to penalties.

>>149831467
don't watch this shit but i'm sure spain are miles clear of any other team

>>149831516
>NO DON'T SUPPORT YOUR COUNTRY WITH 99% WHITE PLAYERS VERSUS THE JF HORDES
No, woglover. If it wasn't for the outcry of no black players, England would be all white for women.

What do they do with the kits after these matches? They're all unique, because they'll say something like "Euro 2025 Quarter-Final, Zurich" so they can't use them for other matches. They should donate them to me, so I can sniff the cuntcrust on them.

>>149831541
Depends on the waning of the moon with these ladyfolk me lad. World class warriors will be reduced weeping nancys if something foul takes their fancy

All but two penalties were with the in-step. It was so obvious, the keepers were even moving early to get there and the players still kept doing it kek

U8s on my wife's sons team kick harder penalties than that. How can anyone take this shit serious?

>BBC calling it a penalty shootout for the ages
>unironically

>>149831540
do you legit have like asperger's syndrome or something?

>>149831577
I have no agility or co-ordination but even I'm pretty confident I could have saved those pens

>>149831555
>supporting a bunch of pro multi cult white women whilst being a chud

good shout retard

I love how people are so anti-women that they would rather encourage ((their)) destruction of nationalism and patriotism than support your country.

DEFUND WOMENS FOOTBALL UNTIL THEY BECOME ACTUAL ATHLETES

>>149831449
Portugal did that to us in either 2004 or 2006. I remember he didn't wear gloves for the shootout either.

FIASKOEXTRA

England getting destroyed in the finals by Spain I reckon

the instruction? cross the ball + head the ball

god tier tactics

>>149831555
lol ur a spastic

anglo maths

those girls could barely walk during extra time i didn't expect much from the penalties

Mardrømsextra :)

The best extra

>>149831629
The newspapers don't dare to criticise the women's team so they won't print it, even if this literally is the biggest fiasko ever

>>149831697
lemon

>>149831697
BASED RANDOM LEMONPARTY POST

Sweden if its any consolation you might have the hottest squad in the tournament. I hope they're comforting each other right now.

>>149831257
Huddersfield v Sheffield United 2012 L1 Play-off Final

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwfswzDNw4Q

>>149831713
There's never any accountability for our dykeball national team. Not from inside the team or outside from media or the "fans". That's why they never win anything and never will.

>>149831734
Spain would have destroyed us anyway in the finals.

>>149831735
no nope fuck off no
>simonsen
still waiting for that penalty to land

>>149831697
HOT

>>149831713
HOT

They been hating us us lately though

my personal fav was tub girl

>>149831624
2004, it was ricardo iirc. if only rooney hadn't been injured in the 1st half, he was on fire that tournament and owen was still a decent player in 2004

Sweden LOLLALOT

the most dangerous lead

>fell asleep during the match at half time when Englel were down 2-0
>wake up
>it was a draw and went to penalties
>Lelonessess won
What the fuck?

>>149833781
>see highlights
Why the fuck did the Swedish goalkeeper take the fifth penalty?

>>149833825
Because this country full of retardeds

>>149833860
Go back to sleep, Sven, it's early

Is there any sport where women are superior to men in every aspect?

I want a sport completely dominated by the female gender, with a greater female presence than a male presence, that is universally associated with women, and where men are inferior to women in every way.

just watched the "highlights" of the "shootout"
why are women allowed to exist?

Most dangerous KWAB

>>149834111
archery. Women outperform men in pretty much every discipline.

>>149834111
Women have stronger muscular endurance, flexibility, and fine motor skills. There just aren't many sports that primarily use those traits. It's more about hitting and running fast.

>>149834171
This shootout was extremely entertaining. To say it was that bad is just a lie. About a third were perfect, the best quality you'll ever see anywhere.
Tell me where you disagree...
#1 England: Great shot.
#1 Sweden: Mid shot. You can get away with it if you send the keeper the wrong way. It was a decent save.
#2 England: I can't believe they had her take a kick. Her legs were jelly by the end of the game. Bad coach decision. She seemed nervous and kicked too soon after the whistle blew. It wasn't the worst shot. Good goalie.
#2 Sweden: Fantastic shot!!
#3 England: Decent save but it was the worst height to kick at.
#3 Sweden: I always feel bad for players who hit the post.
#4 England: Terrible shot. I hope she's not hurt too.
#4 Sweden: Smooth.
#5 England: Chloe Kelly penalties are the best thing ever.
#5 Sweden: Nope.
#6 England: Bizarre choice of a kicker. I would never in a million years think someone this inexperienced would be chosen to take the first sudden death kick. Coach is to blame.
#6 Sweden: Really great save.
#7 England: Masterclass.
#7 Sweden: Making an 18 year old do this is crazy. Poor manager decision.

>>149834421
And do you know any sport that fits what I'm looking for?

Just watched the pens.
Kek, surely this is the end of womemes footy

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>>149834436
Get a load of this faggot