Thread 149830555

Mighty Brisbane Lions vs Western Bulldogs - 7:40pm Gabba

i was baking a newy. it had a good OP as well so i'm reposting it here

Brisbane Bears-Fitzroy Football Club ("Brisbane Lions") versus Footscray Football Club ("Western Bulldogs") at the Brisbane Cricket Ground ("The Gabba") in Woolloongabba, Brisbane, Queensland, Australia.
Estimated start time: 7:40 PM AEST, 7:10 PM ACST, 5:40 PM AWST, 5:25 PM ACWST, 9:40 AM UCT

Tasmanian Devil Chris Fagan

>>149830607
just realised i stuffed up ACWST, please don't kill me residents of eucla who browse this thread

>>149830610
He's not interested in going there which is kinda surprising but I guess he probably just wants to retire when he's done with senior coaching. He'll get a seat on Lions board like Lethal.

>>149830662
too late boy the nullarbor nymph is tracking you down as we speak

>>149830707
has a lot of useful information, like when the game starts in multiple timezones, and where the game is being played

I hate the Brisbane Lions.

>>149830733
crisp swasnfag

7.40pm where bozo? Australian Eastern? Australian Central? Whatever Perth is under? The world doesn't revolve around you bozo. Take a good hard look at yourself, you're a disgrace

>>149830785
its US eastern actually

Fuck, it's cold. Thought I might drive down and try one of those McGriddles but the car will be a fridge and my windscreen will be a block of ice.

Farting my absolute guts out.

>>149831383
Unless it's going to be whites only who cares?

>>149830808
>>149830946
cringe

IF ...
North stays in 16th place this year ...
THEN ...
what a sad and embarrassing state. Last or second last for 2020, 2021, 2022, 2023 and 2024, currently third last in 2025. And no 2025 first round national draft pick due to a 'genius' move to trade it out during last year's draft. Clarko's personal coaching record is not much better. 15th and 14th in his final two seasons at Hawthorn, 2020 and 2021. Then 17th, 17th and now 16th at the Roos. They're good at words, North. But not action.

>>149831006
>McGriddles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNiUd_tNzFQ

>>149831573
Yeah, I've seen that though people seem divided on them. They either love them or hate them. Haven't seen any 'they're okay' videos. They're either disgusting or delicious.

gma

>>149831600
>not trusting grego
ngmi

>>149831634
is it though, dosnman?

>>149831570
They just need more time! There are positive signs! Just have to back them in and they will come good!

Good morning alf

>CARLTON has received a massive draft boost heading into 2026, with next year's potential No.1 pick Cody Walker informing the club this week that he intends to nominate the Blues under father-son rules.
The AFL is speeding up the mental reparations of Blues wogs, another rigged season next year

>>149832071
god she's so fucking hot

i love that short little dumpy body type with big tits

when are the dosn getting reparations

>>149832265
>next year's potential No.1 pick
Meaningless 18 months away from the draft. Tons of "potential number ones" fall back in the pack in their underage year. Getting a free hit with a good F/S will help the pain of having to rebuild with Tassie coming in though, especially if they collapse next year and are able to get another high pick drafted before any bids come .

taking a carlton rn

>>149832296
Melbourne were dumb enough to trade their first rounder to you so you'll likely have picks 6 and 7 after West Coast gets pick 2 in compo for Allen. That's your reparations.

>>149832316
enjoy mate here's something to wipe yourself with

not even a dosn fan me, just like them more than the rest of the big 4

>dosn
>big 4
nice to see you got that time machine working mate, do us a favour and stop 9/11?

>>149832390
>Dons
>big 4

>>149831656
always has, always will be desu
if you cant see the entertainment and humour my dosn are providing the league then you are missing out

>>149832402
>>149832416
https://www.footywire.com/afl/footy/attendances
cope

tried mcgriddle it was shit.

what is your average meal look like in australia, no funny answers please.

>>149832551
I don't eat meals, I graze all day. Like a cow. You know, Tim tam here, cheese and bacon shapes there. Mix a coffee in and I'm all good

>>149832551
Look like how? Are you talking in terms of portion size or cuisine or what? If you mean what do we eat regularly I guess for me my average would be meat and two veg or something like chilli or curry that I can make in bulk and have with rice or mash over a few nights.

>>149832551
depends where you are from, for example in sydney the average meal is a cock meat sandwhich glazed with HIV infected cum.

no other city eats this as they're not as gay as sydney (the gay capital of australia)

>>149832570
t. fat woman from HR

>>149832470
I bet if you took out Anzac day and Memetime at the G your average attendance would be middle of the pack.

>>149832582
cuisine, honestly. like do you guys have a more british style of cuisine like canada does? or is it more unique.
>>149832590
i don like sydney

>>149832620
We're halfway between UK and USA and that applies to basically everything about the country.
When I was growing up the staples for my family's meals were meat and two veg, spaghetti bolognese, crumbed chicken, rissoles, and a roast once a week.

why are you faggots answering this spastic americlap's retarded questions when he could just google it if he actually gave a shit

>>149832473
if it was crap it'd be mcshittle champ

>>149832551
meth mostly

finna head down to windy hill for the vfl today cos i’ve got fuck all else to do

because google is retarded and most of the top questions would be generated by bots

>>149832677
Should be a good day for it.

>>149832688
that's all the amerifat deserves as a response for such an inane question

alfus x

sebla is the only american i respect in these threads
ta x

>>149832071
don't get dis fellas

>>149832733
tabla x

>>149832677
wish i could join you but toil

>>149830946
KKKorrr

filtered amer*can flags a long while ago, me

fuck off this is the /afl/ thread
sick of your shit
I am happy with drugposting, /pol/posting, prozzieposting, but I will absolutely not tolerate /nrl/posting
leave them alone

>>149832828
qrd

>>149832828
fucking kek what a fucking funny shitshow to watch from the sidelines. fucking disappointing some sperg had to spam deepfake shit tho that was grim shit

worrying lack of nick daicos in this thread thus far

the gayposters arrive later

>>149833010
We're more of a harley general these days. The most based player since goddard

McDonald’s for dinner 21 nights in a row

>>149833018
†ralph waldo emerson

i’ve had kfc about 12 days in a row now

>>149833062
alri supersizedlad

>>149833068
UNIT
N
I
T

Girl I'm on a mission
To cure my condition
'Cause without your kissing
My heart just a prison
I'm hoping and wishing
That girl, I'm forgiven
Say yeah, oh yeah

'Cause every time
You leave me
I'm sad
The moment
You're returning
I'm glad
So let's not go forgetting
What we had
'Cause its bad
So damn bad, yeah

I'm loving each day
As if it's the last
Dancing all night
Having a blast
I want you right
Here next to me

I wouldn't mind if my wife cheated on me

>>149832832
crispola

>>149833139
gimme her digits, i'm a BBC

>>149833139
holy cuck batman

dont say this dont say that you dont know what its like the pain the suffering if only
you knew you wouldnt be saying that

>>149833076
yo yank, there is this shop in straya called USAfoods
>go there
>ameriblobs everywhere
>"YEAHHR they have KitKat cereal!!!!!
one blob yells out

just farted

>>149833062
What's your usual, McLad?

finna try the big arch today

>>149833226
I get peanut butter M&M's from there. Other American shit doesn't interest me, their food is jam-packed with unnecessary additives and their chocolate tastes gross but I could eat peanut butter M&M's by the barrel full.

>>149833293
The McSperg iykwim haha

>>149833296
Explain to me how it isn't a Double Quarter Pounder with Big Mac sauce and lettuce instead of ketchup and mustard.

>john cena will never have kids
>top of human society
>face of an alpha male
>no reproduction
i, for one, welcome our new ai overlords

>>149833338
His Iranian wife is 33. She could still give him children. If she doesn't want them he should dump her. He's 48 and still has plenty of time to become a father.

>>149833338
ITS FUCKIN
IDIOCRACY OVER HERE

Probably 99% chance we get wiped out by nuclear war soon anyway

i am in so much pain

>>149833427
Doubt it.

>>149833427
based early 1960s time traveler

I couldn't give a FUCK about any of you shitheads

>>149833466
Then why are you so addicted to our company?

i live in constant pain

should give mindfulness a burl mate

i don’t like to wear these boxy loose fitting clothes that are fashionable these days

>>149833542
it’s my tooth, i can’t afford the dental care that i need

go doctor tomorrow

really can't be arsed doing anything today

lil hostile in dis threat. shall be taking my baggie of crushed anti-inflammatory elsewhere

>>149833565
this is all any girl under 25 is wearing in the states

>>149833823
go doctor tomorrow

>>149833823
that’ll be $300 thanks mate

>>149833827
nah i'm gonna give them a call and say i think i'm good, at least until i next need to go
>>149833831
i don't remember how much it costs i think around $50-60 (after medicare) which i don't really want to spend if nothing's actually wrong

shouldn't be muckin with ur health m8

i wouldn't if it was serious but this is all because my iron is apparently slightly low which idgaf about, i'll just talk to the doc next time i see em

>>149833851
it’s all fucking scam. i haven’t been to the doctor in 10 years and i feel great. eat well, exercise, sleep properly it’s not rocket science.

Is there any city in Australia where the men's A-League soccer team surpasses the AFL in popularity, success, history, and fans?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A-League_Men

>>149833874
go doctor tomorrow

>>149833879
Gosford

>>149833879
Newcastle but they have an NRL team.
Gosford (Central Coast) is the only place with an A-Leagie team that is bigger than a NRL or AFL team

>>149833879
Western sydney

>>149833874
i got health insurance last year through my work, went for my first check-up since I was 13. the doc asked me a few questions, listened to my heart rate and breathing, and I was out of there within 30 minutes. he refused to do blood testing, literally anything, just told me to eat more veggies. biggest crock of shit and scam in the world.

>>149833892
>>149833897
Proof, please.
A picture to prove it.

>>149833879
not really, i think melbourne does alright for crowds but AFL is still way more popular
the only real debates around winter sports are AFL vs NRL which varies based on state, and then most states follow cricket in summer

>>149833879
why do you do this

When thr Australian championship starts later this year soccer will start to dominate

>>149832319
Melbourne were smart to take a good player last year, this years crop does not look very good

>>149833879
no
wogball is a shit sport

people are still getting baited by costa rica ten years on lmao. I bet it's the same fucking guy.
"Cannot support a team with devils or demons"

>>149832296
they got gifted a number 1 pick and wasted it on mcgrath

ashes starts in 4 months

i get free doctors visits, specialists and blood tests on the dole. also get a voucher for 5 free physio sessions because i hurt my arm surfing a few weeks ago, arms already coming good so ill prob just go there for something to do
i also get high grade (25%thc 50/50 sativa indica medical cannabis for 160 an oz, only available at that price if you dont work
just took the dog for a walk, had a surf and went for a run, now chowing down on some chicky corn soup before jeffreys bay wsl contest starts at 3:15, prob have a joint or two during that then switch over to the afl when it starts
dont care what anyone thinks, government are scum and throw cash at refugees and pajeets who cant even speak english

>>149833925
Because I'm divorced from Major League Soccer in the USA, and right now I can't go to Canada (due to the threat that they might turn it into the 51st state),
and I won't even watch damn European soccer.

>>149833946
based arsonist

>>149833938
So tell me a country (that isn't European or South American shit) where they have soccer, the king and god of sports.

>>149833950
liked watching the surfing at the olympics but not as much as the skateboarding iykwim haha

>>149833955
Japan idk

>>149833955
just look at the list of poorest nations mate

noooooo noooo noooooooooo

>>149833962
I think they like baseball more in Japan.

>>149833969
And I need a country where soccer rules all other sports.
But I don't want anything European, I don't want trash from South America, and I also don't want anything from disgusting Muslim or Arab countries.

>>149833980
i really dont care about your homework

Just added a new country to the filter

>>149833980
Singapore

>>149833980
soccer and shit countries are symbiotic

Soccer isn’t more popular than league on the Central Coast

I only watch motor sport, mma and tennis because I hate anglo culture

i dont watch wogball because it is an extremely low test sport

Gosford built a stadium hoping for an nrl team and got tucked with an aleague team instead omegalul

>>149833996
Are you even aware that countries like the United Kingdom, Germany, France and the Netherlands are rich countries (of the so-called first world) and that soccer is very popular?

tanner bruhn, whatever happened there

Titanic is a good movie

>>149832720
G'day knackers here's a chune for ya
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LuzlbR5V_hc

When soccer is the number one sport in Australia we will show no mercy to the afl mark my words

>>149834021
muslim countries

>>149834026
based my bpd exgf

>>149834050
I support Israel.
There's no way I'd be a fan of a national team or a Muslim country.

>>149834024
He hurt his finger is what he did. He's a skilled pivtonian footballer and in this general he's a hero. End of story.

>>149834084
Based am Israel chai

>>149833991
crisp filterer, reckon i've got most of the world in mine

feinding for some fucking shard

>>149834133
Based JUH

retarded wogball scum have 90% of the threads on the board focused on their horrible shit sport and still have to come into the superior sport's thread and complain
do us a favour and kill yourself

>>149834165
you're being baited by one of the longer running joke posters on /sp/

>>149834175
you're american

>>149833937
Lindsay does look really good so on face value it looks okay but I guarantee they did not expect the pick they were giving up to be pick 6. There looks like plenty of quality around that mark this year. Essendon had to get rid of last year's pick anyway so I feel like they would've taken less but I guess that assessment of mine was pretty blunt because Lindsay is quality. Getting him and keeping pick 6 would've been better but they obviously didn't have the foresight to know how shit they'd be this year.

>>149834189
you're dumb enough to respond to costa rica.

RIP FELIX

>>149833823
prospective invoicing, GP's are scum

>>149834203
damn that sucks. Live hard though and all that

>here's your """"free"""" public medical system (paid by taxes)
>but also you have to pay again when you need help
>and pay for your medication
>but also you have to pay again again for health insurance so you can pay for what you already paid for in taxes and what you paid for to see a doctor and get medication (which was apparently already supposed to be "free")
>also you might only get help in a few months, but you have to pay again again again if you want prompt medical help that you already paid for in your taxes, bills, and insurance
>so yeah, pay 3+ times over again for something that's already allegedly """"free"""" paid already by your taxes
reckon just go full-blown european state health system, this poofter hybrid approach we have is a total ripoff and utter scam perpetuated by a bad-faith big pharma paradigm

>>149834248
The humble idiot. Try getting a GP appointment in bongistan let alone an ultrasound or "elective" surgery.

>>149834272
not talking about bongland fella, the nhs is only marginally better than here

>>149834275
The nhs is a disaster and if we further socialised healthcare is what we would end up with.

HEAVE HO UNNA

cant wait for freo to get heemed by the pies

>>149834248
it's even worse over there with people diying all the time on waiting lists. america actually has the highest quality healthcare but y'all aren't ready for that conversation.

Reminder to tip Shitscray tonight

>>149834351
Why?

>>149834359
Obviously because they'll win, god your a fucking dumbass

>>149834351
Just checked and id tipped the bulldogs for some reason already. I'm an idiot.

>A trio of Bulldogs have turned their love of golf into a content creation venture

yeah Fullwogs aren't winning shit.

>>149834406
>Obviously because they'll win
Why?

>>149834293
>>149834328
the biggest problem with the nhs is that it’s for every little medical issue no matter how small. you get hordes of boomers going to doctors for every little trivial complaint or making things up just wanting attention and to talk to people while young women die from leukaemia because they can’t access doctors because they’re too busy with boomers talking about how their ears are a bit more red than usual today. same here to some extent actually

>>149834328
for those who can afford it* (not many)
>sorry, you’re not rich enough to live, you don’t deserve life

>problem with the NHS is random old and foreign cunts using the waiting room as a friend simulator
>problem with Medicare is random old and foreign cunts using the waiting room as a friend simulator
>problem with Japan's socialised healthcare is random old and foreign cuts using the waiting room as a friend simulator
beginning to notice a pattern here

>>149834248
almost like not means testing it and sacrificing our country on the alter of International Human Rights, thus granting anyone from anywhere in the world with a stubbed toe the inalienable right to sit in a hospital bed for months on end was a bad idea

Hospitals are a dumb concept when you think about it

>>149834485
old people are a massive draw on resources but still have equal votes for some reason so the pollies are scared to offend them

wasn't there some tin-foil theory that hospitals are just off-shoots of the military because the hierarchy is structured like "surgeon-GENERAL" and some such?

Anyway I don't care. Brisbane are going to fucking shit it in tonight and fullwogs will be exposed as frauds

>>149834529
You're a fucktard mate. Brisbane will not win. Trust me, I know footy

>>149834504
Remember the media and boomer hysteria when based Tones suggested a $7 co-payment for GP appointments which would be waived for low income people
>how will the hecking retirees survive if they need to pay $7 to chew the doctor's ear off you NAZI!?

>>149834539
oh you know footy huh? name 5 footies

don't care up the banes

>>149834563
afl
nrl
aleague
aflw
gaa

the doggies are utter flat-track bullies, and will not beat brisbane especially after that dismal display against the other pretenders in the crom

>>149834563
sherrin
ross faulkner
burley
buffalo
lyrebird

>>149834577
Crows are literally going to finish minor premiers mate.

They aren't going to lose another game this season (until the 1st qualifying final, and then again in the semi final going out in straight sets)

Didn’t mind lyrebird balls actually

footy tonight

>>149834529
it's because that system and hierarchy just werks
there's nothing malicious in it it just werks

>>149834590
crom are going to lose to gold coast this weekend

I love the footy

The Suns are legit dangerous this year

anyone here like neil diamond?

>>149834638
slip, slop, slap

>>149834645
prefer neil netherite XDDDD
epic gaming reference!

>>149834650
haha nah his name was actually neil coal but he changed it because he couldn't handle the pressure lol

>>149834650
CHICKEN JOCKEY!

bane tbqh lads

the tier list

>>149833226
keKkk
tablob x

American “food” is utter shit. That includes all the fast food slop you spastics buy

Going out with the misso tonight for dinner to a lebanese restaurant, think I'll miss the footy

taking my autistic son out for lebanese food tonight, get him away from the screen a bit

taking my gay boyfriend out with his son for lebanese food

>>149834649
This should be on the banner

>>149834300
soul

>>149834698
umm...isn't the food culture pretty much the same over there, feller¿
>>149834710
luff lesbanese food ngl

I saw Palace driving her Cherry today, heading into Marion shops. I waved but she ignored me

>>149834727
its what dimma says when he pounds his prime pussy

>>149834736
would pop her (non-existent) cherry if you know what I mean

>>149834529
>fullwogs will be exposed as frauds
Haven't they already? They haven't beaten a single contender all year except GWS who are their bunnies. They just beat up shit teams. Brisbane haven't performed well at home this year but still see them getting the job done.

>>149834737
Dimma has a prime pussy?

>>149834753
Yeah, when it starts to age he throws it away like he did his wife to get some new prime stuff.

>>149834765
Hell yeah

>>149834735
Yes, and the same criticism applies here; I am attacking the origin of such filth.

>>149834735
3am in the orange fool land

also, that term makes me kek so hard
i love makin meself laugh
i rekon i'll live longer than y'all
have a kek on the house ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1K3-WfQ1MKs

>>149834752
yeah this. I dunno why some cunt has been getting uppity here about the Dogs. They are ok but the Darcy hype has people drunk on the Bulldogs for some reason.

sumo are so funny

PIES
>Out: J.Howe (groin), D.Houston (abdominal), T.Membrey (managed), T.Mitchell (managed), R.Steele (omitted)

FRED
>In: H.Young
>Out: I.Dudley (omitted)

Fredbros, do we dare dream? Switkowski and O'Driscoll are just too much on the wing for teams with Serong, Young and Brayshaw in the middle.

>>149834802
>Implying I only do this
I'm always doing other things whilst shit talking with you lot. Right now I'm watching the golf and drinking an espresso martini

>>149834778
tooshay tassiela x>>149834786
keKkk

ta seb x

>>149834806
Going up against Freo's forward line is a bad time to have Howe out.

fred is a joke of a club and will be eliminated immediately even if they make finals

>>149834806
>>149834817
>>149834823
nevermind, Damo has predicted a Fred win on Sunday that worm so it's over.

friendships are pretty lame tbqh

Sharks vs roosters in 25 mins if anyone is interested, a nice prequel to the footy

>>149834878
thanks mate, might see a good game here (unlike tonight)

>>149834889
what are you implying mate?

>>149834775
hell yeah brother

>>149834877
crisp jesu fan

>>149834898
that the afl has gone to absolute shit that it makes the nrl look comparatively not awful now

anyone had the big arch

shove it up your arse champ

>>149834910
?

>>149834878
Nope.

>>149834906
i feel you buts its one of the rare occasions the afl hasn't scheduled two dogshit sides on thursday/friday night
enjoy it

you best be not talking to me about my big arch question boy

>>149834916
hmm

I've never watched a full game of afl

>>149834878
why do nrl games start at retard times

good evening nrlsperg

you want a medal, fuckhead?

>>149834922
Retarded time for a retarded game for a retarded audience.

had a wank instead of working

>>149834929
just reminded me that josh dunkley had to accept a medal named after a pathetic loser

we live in a tradieocracy

>>149834922
its actually prime time for their main audience and player base (coconuts)

surfings on if youre bored. betty lou sakura is in the water shes pretty hot
https://youtu.be/Ufkbpp3LBw0

dont reply to me again wallssperg

dont set him off

>>149834945
>google: are maori coconuts?

>No. Maori are not coconuts...
all these years i thought they were...

Me eating dinner

really don't like the look of this bloke

>>149834951
ta didnt realise jbay was on because im a casual

What's your favourite soft drink?

>149834970
M
O
N
G

>>149834964
crisp food cunt
where is the poofy blue plate though

>>149834975
coke and sprite.
everything else is trash.

>>149834975
root beer
sasparilla too

soccer is going to be the number one sport in this country soon anyway

>>149834994
Based. Wish cans of A&W weren't $2.50 each.

is that man u sperg still commentating on every afl youtube video

>>149834470
>for those who can afford it* (not many)
most americans have private insurance and those that don't are often covered by medicare/medicaid/charity. every year hospitals provide 10s of billions worth of uncompensated care.

SARSAparilla you deadset fuckhead

man i cant be fucked typing anymore sorry fellas
ill come back later had a few replies ready and just spammed delete

will never watch a sport whose majority of followers are thirdies

>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/CVsRlMlUx9Q

which one ...
loins or tiggos ?

>>149834985
crisp sprite taste like a healing elixir

>>149835018
saying ALL DAT SHIT
gtfo

4pm and I'm cunted already, fucks sake

>>149835025
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cExF8lD1Hw0

arse > pusy

>>149835051
crispenheimer

>>149834975
nothing beats coca cola from a glass bottle

what theme is that

wet weather and lightning in brisbane rn
be prepared for a shit game lads

>>149835059
no way gabba slopfests are fucking kino
wasnt there a year where the entire gabba was just a lake

>>149834806
This has turned from a could win into a should win game imo. They have too many outs and basically only have one tall defender in Moore so Freo's talls should mog them.
Plus their forward line is Mihocek (should be able to be held by Freo's defenders) and Elliott (who I am worried about). The rest of their forwards don't concern me. If Freo's midfield can hold it together they should be a very good chance of winning this.

>>149835051
>Spell check set to American English
Beyond grim.

>>149835073
what an odd thing to be triggered by

>>149835059
>>149835068
>Lightning
Wonder if they'll pause play for safety reasons.

Hopefully the electricity goes out again.

>>149835073
didn't even know that was a setting because i'm not an autistic nerd

not going to be fun for me as a loins member with a seat in the open

>>149834806
kek what is this

>>149835088
it doesnt look that bad

>>149834975
xerri coke, shame only 1 shop in the city stocks them at any time and you have to go hunting for the cunts

>>149835091
its pissing down lad im literally on my way to the ground now

>>149835069
I've been a Fred man for over 22 years and I am never, ever, confident in anything these purple shitters do. I would enjoy the seethe if they beat the Pies at the G but as always, doubtful.

>>149835088
stop being a girl get one of those clear plastic rain coats and enjoy the kino

>>149834806
>>149835089
elite nonce marketing campaign innit

>>149835098
>I've been a Fred man for over 22 years

>>149835096
yeah what the fuck do i know kek im sitting here in melbourne looking at a radar
fucking laughing at myself enjoy the game la

>>149835098
Yep, the main reason I think they might turn up is because no one expects them to win this game. Those are the ones they seem to perform the best in. I won't be upset with any result though as long as it's not a massive fred loss.

>>149835099
is that jeffery epstein? is that why warne died because he knew too much and was going to expose the whole operation?

>>149835109
I made a bet with my neighbor in 1999 that if Fred won the derby I would switch from the iggs to Freo for life. Lo and behold Fred fucked me then and have fucked me ever since.

>>149834975
dandelion and burdock
never really see it here thoughbeit

>>149835121
faustian bargain if i've ever heard one

>>149835115
>the main reason I think they might turn up is because no one expects them to win this gam
based knower, every game they are "shoo-in" to win they always lose. Every game that no one rates them they turn up gun blazing, most frustrating team to barrack for.

>>149835121
>switch from the iggs to Freo
crazy

>>149835130
>>149835135
I was under 10 year old and had my iggs supporting fathers approval so the wager was legitimate in my eyes

>>149835143
bad parenting even from an igg

very silly to change from a soulful club like the iggs to the soulless fred

>>149835121
absolutely based honourable spastic

70% cocoa old gold dark chocolate is so fucking good it's actually unreal

luckily i hated fred from the jump because they didn't go with my suggested name/jumper design after i entered a mail in competition they did prior to launch
also because some kid at school told me everyone south of the river had to change teams and that really upset me kek

>>149835150
kek, funny part is my brothers is an absolute iggs feral. he's the cheer squad sped I who punches couches I post about now and then
>>149835158
cheers

>>149835156
fred holds all the sovl now. iggs are just depressing

>>149835181
hahhahha based maybe it was for the better you became a fred focus on life instead of footy

I guess it goes, like na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na

>>149835186
kek have thought this myself

Footy is cancelled

>>149835218
Bookies TREMBLING

>>149835218
>game i was actually looking forward to will be a rainy shitfest and possibly delayed
fuck

Tackles

Averages per game since 2012:

160 – Windy & Rain
137 – Thunderstorms
134 – Windy
132 – Clear night
131 – Under the roof
130 – Overcast
129 – Rain
123 – Mostly clear
118 – Sunny day

do NOT let sportsbet see this
especially with their new tackle markets

i helped a dogsperg out to get him to the game

>>149835245
neat, thanks

>>149835234
Supposed to clear by 7pm and then there's 40 minutes until the game, which might be pushed back if the teams haven't been able to have a proper warm up. Gabba drains really well. Might end up like the Geelong game where the first half was wet weather and the second half dry.

>>149835218
>>149835222
see
>>149835245
the tribe will activate their weather weapons and make sure this clears up, too many shekels on the line

for me, it's snow games

>>149835257
>>149835218
kino

the tackle markets are money fellas

fuck you blokes

>>149835268
more of a sleet man myself

>>149835274
?????

Had a shower and a shave.

>>149834692
I asked grok what this is referring to and it says Heavy Metal Songs?

finna meat pie shapes

>>149835318
got a haircut today and feel like King Dick

Kath looks nice. Would take her out for dinner looking like that.

>>149834802
Imagine how much of that sanding job you could be getting done instead of wanking your dick off

>>149835295
this must drive the military age male refugee crazy

we should no longer have football played at queensland

>Bes Olympics 2032
>Scawy spooky lightning in the distance
>All the athletes stop
>The whole world laughs at us (again)
NOT looking forward to this

Where my dogs at?

>>149835295
my ancestral homeland :)

>fox commentators actually at the gabba
bet they wish they were in the studio kek

>>149835341
led to a few sexual emergencies you think?

>>149834964
not grim at all, fuckin good feed

lol

>people constantly complain about Melbourne's weather
>literal thunderstorms and hurricanes in Brisbane

>>149835348
DW we've already had a collective laugh at America for these weather delays during the CWC
Chelsea vs Benfica game was delayed for ~2 hours with 5 minutes left to play after a little bit of Zeusian intervention

>>149835377
no one complains about Melbourne weather other than the people that don't live here

>>149834964
you see men like this all the time with pretty asian wives but losers in here think it's impossible for them

>>149835377
melbourne doesn't have weather. they do have pussies though

>>149835392
The pussycats are in Geelong mate

I seriously want to like footy I just dont

got a xxxx gold and ready to watch MY loins rape the dogs

>>149835392
What on earth are you on about?
>>149835396
I was clearly pointing out Qld hypocrisy

rain's stopped lads

>>149835428
It'll be fine. Everyone here is acting like this never happens.

gonna smash the wifes pussy later

>>149835432
Same here. Your wife's pussy I mean.

>>149835432
get in line mate

Which commercials do not feature an interracial couple?

>>149835430
yeah i know mate just don't want to get soaked innit

>>149835437
>Over 1K for nylonshit
Kek

The Power XL Air Fryer Infomercial is so kino

it's just the AFL trying to drum up drama because they know their product is absolute slop these days

I will forever be thankful to the Bombers for taking McGrath at pick 1 instead of McCluggage

I miss my pero.

>>149835479
You can thank one man for that move, Adrian Dodoro.

>>149835481
im sorry fella
you gonna get a new perro?

>>149835498
Current housing situation wont allow it unfortunately.

i can't commit to a pet because i want to leave this country forever

>>149835494
I'd also like to thank him for refusing to offer anything of value to the Dogs and bungling the Josh Dunkley trade allowing the Lions to trade for him a year later

>>149835506
ah fuck that stings as a mental load
hope you get a stroke of luck soon

TRAMPS LIKE US
BABY WE WERE BOORN TOOO RUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNN

Anyone had those chicken ribs from Hungry Jack's?

real power ballard
you just know that's a gutteral "run"

>eating meat
>eating goyslop

>being a faggot
>being a faggot

>>149835567
if you haven't had BBQ pork ribs, you haven't lived

Homosexuality is healthier than eating meat, let alone goyslop

who is gonna be kwab 2025 for alf?
do any other crowd chimp outs come close to the kid

>eating meat is... LE BAD!!!
based brainwashed by the wef tards

>>149835590
anything from fat cunt dogs or saints supporters. Kids (especially those forced to support Carlton) get a pass for mine but the fat cunts are just feral

>>149835590
this kid's name is probably Todd

>>149835597
Not everything is a conspirscy

>>149835608
it's not a conspiracy

not a single one of us here eats meat

>>149835590
Kids can't be KWAB, let him mourn the future in peace

It has to be some prick that looks like they've got their comeuppance

>>149835318
>>149835327
it's crazy how much of a boost those give you
whenever i put off shaving for a while then do it i get so high off my own reflection

>>149835628
I eat meat.

>>149835628
Always said I liked it

>>149835389
i like melb weather, just a shame about everything else
t. perth resident

>>149835631
self care correlates to confidence and self worth, always good to stun co-workers after you've been in a slump for a while too

Meat is bad for your soul every religion apart from Abraham's one's knew this

when does the footyball game begin

I feel like I think about when I was a kid more than I should

afl.com.au

>>149835662
25 minutes.

>>149835628
I eat more meat than Moore at Wet on Wellington

almost every cult in history puts their followers on a strict vegan diet i wonder why that is

Would like a ginger beer

my tooth hurts

>>149835684
I would like a ginger broad.

what cheeses do you blokes like?

Chuds are so hilarious you can show them all the evidence in the world yet they still believe meat is healthy because joe rogan told them so

>>149835684
When I served Kath Loughnan at the pub I used to work at she ordered an alcoholic ginger beer

>Monday
AFL 360
On The Couch
The Agenda Setters
Footy Classified
Players

>Tuesday
AFL 360
The Agenda Setters
Footy Classified

>Wednesday
AFL 360
The Front Bar
Unfiltered

>Thursday
AFL 360

>Friday

>Saturday

>Sunday
The Sunday Footy Show
Bounce
First Crack
Footy Furnace

How many do you do?

>>149835697
Pretty much all of them. It's good shit.

>>149835697
I like Danish feta

>>149835704
This doesn't include the shows on the AFL site

>>149835697
Goat's feta

>>149835704
just the fox footy shows, thanks
>>149835719
it also doesn't include any on channel te- nevermind

>>149835704
>AFL 360
>On The Couch
>First Crack

These. Bounce I usually have on because it immediately follows the last Sunday game and don't change it but can't say I really watch it. Just keep it on until First Crack. Also there's no 360 on Thursdays.

>>149835704
I used to watch footy class, don't really watch any anymore

All foods are bad for you except vegetables

wish i was dead, another weekend of doing nothing

>>149835732
dadberg loved before the game

>>149835697
most except for plasticy rubbery ones

what kind of dogbrain watches blokes analyse footy matches lol

what set off vegsperg?

>>149835748
*raises paw*

>>149835753
A question about Hungry Jack's.

HOPE YOU'RE READY FOR ANOTHER DOGSHIT GAME OF FOOTY
WHAT A FUCKING DISGRACE THIS YEAR HAS BEEN

wish I had a mate I could watch the footy with, have a few beers and play some playstation with

Any kettlechumps in here?

>>149835628
i eat da puss mang

>>149835762
we need an nfl style floating fixture

>>149835769
based chinaman

whats a pero

>>149835765
used to have a few mates who I'd sink piss with, play pool at their house and they'd have a projector with one match and a tv with the other match on and a laptop open for supercoach, lost it's appeal after a couple rounds it's just normie shit

>>149835753
the lack of saturated fat in the diet leads to mood swings and irritability

>>149835765
Got you a mate right here
*unzips*

>>149835779
Not much. What's a pero with you?

>>149835769
based Frank

remember when straffo randomly became a simp for lauren southern

>>149835704
we need a good comedy footy show

>>149835704
I barely watch the footy anymore

Does anyone else remember the short lived comedy footy show, THE Bounce?

>>149835822
yeah I hate that cunt from Rove/The Project

>le aussie banter show
reddit

footy every night was based

Footy is reddit when you think about it

>>149835704
thanks

Business idea: Abolish all laws and bring back duels

footy is ytoof backwards

>>149835779
perro is spanish for dog
pero is spanish for but

>>149835822
Hellier that fat, balding cunt

what channels is aussie rules on now?
all i know nine made a deal
optus sport is kill
so SBS and NINE are australias football channels
FUCK YEAHR

i do not own a television

>>149835846
he’s not me retard

perro caca

dogs are reddit

>>149835860
they're all streaming boxes now anyway, only difference is they'll take an antennae
and you can probably do that with pcs anyway

>>149835822
Wasn't it literally one episode? It was fucking terrible. They knew the writing was so shit that they had canned laughter.

We’ll kick the winning score

>>149835873
nice win yesterday jake

don't worry lads, i took care of it

things that are reddit

>going to the pub
>aussie branded merch (bunnings, VB, bubble o bill)
>calling salad "rabbit food"
>playing the pokies

>>149835895
-poker
-fishing
-being a tradie
-drinking lager
-driving a 'ute' (pigfat truck)
-wearing flannelette
-having a mustache
-going to the barber

nick daicos would have taken that mark

>>149835886
Lasted 5 but yeah it was bad.

>The AFL Footy Show did a song parodying The Bounce in their Grand Final show, making fun the show's bad ratings and reviews that had The Vicar Of Dibley repeats replacing it. Ironically, The AFL Footy Show would also be cancelled due to declining ratings by the end of the decade.

firing up the /b/ thread

is there anything you don't hate?

>>149835861
didn't say he was you fat, balding, illiterate cunt

things that are /alf/

>driving home blind drunk from the pub
>branded aussie merch (footy club polos and jackets)
>calling rabbit food "dinner"
>jackpotting the pokies

the vicar of dibley was surprisingly good

shit crowd

>>149835928
no but steven may

>>149835920
zesty

just fucking LOL'd out loud at this thread

Could 5 bulldogs beat a lion?

>>149835961
Bulldogs were legit bred to take down bulls but I doubt a lion, claws too strong.

>>149835961
Not a chance.

Win Winglish

When did Australian sports crowds become so reddit?

>>149835895
what about a fox footy hat?

i hate the LED advertising board

>>149836018
yes anything that is just australian product logo on a hat or pair of undies

>>149836020
i hate you ya farkin cunt

>>149835945
jajajajajajkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

>>149836016
When they started having women's footy on tv

>>149836004
>>149836016
Go away m*ckhead, everyone despises you
>no but steven may xd

>>149836016
post covid vaxxed cattle crowds are all reddit

new

>>149836040
>>149836040
>>149836040

reddit XD

>>149836025
blow it out your arse fuckhead

>>149834975
dr pepper

>>149835121
you're a coward for betting something like that