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>>149824493

Fucking BLASTING cum down the end of conor mcgregors cock

Islam? Ma-whatshisface? Yeah, not big enough for welterweight

>>149832087
According to Grok, you would need at least 400 Brock Lesnars to defeat 100 silverback gorillas.

OK I pull up

um, Danabros, is Poirier retarded now?

>Ufc 318 press conference is happens
>heem is dead
Bruh

y3eah whats good dick boy, fite me

max holloway is reportedly walking out with playboi carti who will perform like weezy

>>149832136
>playboi carti who will perform like weezy
WHO?

I don't know what the fuck that burger just said but he's definitely brown and has broccoli pube hair

>>149832144
two tone yea apeezy lookin like weezy

islam isnt even a real name, thats a religion not a guy

lmao what is this nigga doing

>>149832178
oh, nigshit
ok den

7 inches? Yeah that's a really big size penis Id say

>>149832208
Daniel "Blackhole" Cormier

Looking forward to watching ONE and Karate Combat tomorrow

>>149832267
for me it's slap

the legend of bungussy

why is dusting talking about retiring when everybody knows full well he'll fight ilia if he heems max

>>149832208
Imagine if DC becomes the president of the UFC

>>149832324
What he SHOULD do... is fight Conor's dick

Is he based or cringe?

>>149832267
what bing and bong is karate combat on?

>>149832340
Both

>>149832208
a cry for help if ive ever seen one

>>149832341
Midnight tomorrow and it’s also on on Saturday at 10pm, 2 events this weekend

Is he based or cringe?

Tf is going on with Costa? Dude seemed to be close to a nervous breakdown at the press conference...

>>149832340
it's just funny how people are going after Bondi and Patel while ignoring the man at the top of the pile. Just like with January 6th when loads of Trump's followers did jail time while he walks away whistling dixie. Hilarious.

>>149832371
he was definitely holding a big wee in

>>149832372
Its easier to go for less important fucks because admitting Trump fucks 10 year old kids in the ass would shatter their entire worldview and would mean that theyve been spending almost a decade supporting a pedo lol.

>new job on monday
>won't be able to neet out for 3am cards anymore
life is suffering lads

>>149832388
your life will improve

>>149832088 (OP)
Chael update

Shine bright like a diamond
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_XZ1YOKrfA

>>149832380
It's been Trump's playbook for decades. Walk up to the line but not over it, let someone else to take the fall, groom an army of sycophants to defend and deflect for him.

why was costa tweaking?

>>149832432
Khamzat was sucking him off under the table

>>149832432
weight cut apparently

>>149832414
Ahahahaha no way..
>looks it up
AHAHHAHA CHAEL IT'S REAL

>>149832432
Anxiety because they might cut him if he loses with another shit performance?

Jesus Chael...

*gulp*
>z-z-zhatdaddy..?

>>149832414
KWAB

UH OH, COSTAXIRS...

*snatches your chain*

Honestly dick lifting is easy. Scrotum lifting? Now that's for real men

paid the cost to be the boss

There are heems on right now

Conor you can go 1488 Hitler and save Ireland or you can ruin the only chance your homeland has by gooning to ebony popstars

Isla Makhachev

Akhachev

>>149832704
https://youtu.be/xq-aTe77bkA?list=RDxq-aTe77bkA

>>149832718
This is where I love to be
La Isla Makhachev

Kevin Holland's legs look ripe for a leg lock, DRod gets it done in 3 rounds.

D-Rod should be in the SHU

ura bitch, now shut up

yeeeaahhh thats right, shut the fuck up

>>149831996
post it!

Paddy Pimblett EATS HASBULLA?!?! :sh$t!: :fire: :conorcock:

>>149832831
>>149832847
you best not be talking to me like that pahtna

>>149832852
i got you b
https://voca.ro/1iPhRoHLk3yQ

252 Negro street in south New Orleans has history

>>149832891
I remember that steamy summer night

>>149832878
>OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

alright lets pick it up guys come on. stop horsing around.

Five-Hundred Cigarettes

>>149832964
based orville-poster

Is Sean Strickland based but bluepilled or is he cringe yet redpilled?

>>149832968
i like the style but the fighters don't look at all like the references

my walkout? little wayne holding my hand

>>149832969
I feel as though I've been standing up my whole life and just sat down.

I made a coffee mug today I'm a bit of a craftsman

>>149832993
Show it bitch. Respectfully.

>>149833003
I cant

>>149833021
Alright man guess Ill just go fuck my hat. Cheers.

Don't fear The Reaper.

>>149832982
>>149833006
HNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>So I was talking to my partner Ryan
>About Conor's DICK

>>149833053
is this footage from Black Adam?

phew I'm safe.... for now

is ufc.com is down?

dustink

Will Max take a dive for Dustbin? I can't imagine Dustbin losing in his retirement fight in his home state after a whole card was built around him.

rape

>>149833085
if it's not bjpenn.com it can't be trusted

>>149833101
Max looks half dead already all Poorear has to do is deny him his bread ration and it's over

just caught up with the presser, it was better than the last ppv

pretty smart move taking down the ufc.com website so no can find out how shit the card is

>>149833169
I haven't been able to access the ufc website for over a month now. Maybe Daner finally caught me...

What are the odds we will have a gooby-penis free general next week?

Why doesn't the UFC have a Champions Summit?

>>149833195
You'd like that wouldn't you?

>>149833198
they have a fighter summit where they talk about how to maximize your social media presence

>>149832969
>Oh, these nigga aliens kinda look coo-

>>149833053
I hate the antichrist.

>>149833169
Are canadians the stupidest motherfuckers on the planet?
There are alot of other places you can still see the card on

>>149833229
Oh yeah that didn't work tho time to change it up

canada

I've removed all signs of this card from the internet

French/Italian right?

someone post the sugar in his tank/zesty copy pasta.

>>149833277
sephardic actually

>>149833277
cuban/punjabi

>>149833277
conor would destroy her

>>149833280
The one by Tariq Nasneed?

>>149832208
thought you were referring to Max, prancing around with the toy belt kek

>>149833277
dominican republican

>>149833280
This nigga lookin' ZESTY, this nigga lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a Ill bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this nigga theatrical, this nigga good with colors, this nigga gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This nigga lifts shirts, this nigga on the down low, this nigga be a tollet trader, this nigga gardens uphill, this nigga packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one of if you catch my drift.

>>149833277
Plenty of South European women look like this you retarded mutt.

>>149833300
now that you mention it, she clearly has some jeet in her.

>>149833220
yes

>>149833317
OHHH NINA DRAMA IN THE DFC ZONE!!!!

>>149833277
he/him actually

It's an erin blanchfield butthole kinda night

>>149833324
all sephardic, i fear

>>149833324
Yeah that's the crisis of the day

Dana White appreciation post
Thank you Dana!

>>149833331
proof?

>>149833321
thank you

>>149833351
thank you

>>149833333
wtf

>>149833337
>poltranny mutt thinks everyone looked Aryan back on the day
KEK what a groomed npc retard

>>149833366
>back on the day
Your brown is showing.

Fuckin' Nina Drama

>>149833387
i bet the pussey's reel gud.

Been way too long since I've seen some PVZ bamhole

feroz
deusa
mãe
bomba

>>149833361
Mike Goldberg gets his vengeance!

it's a miracle that buffer's still around even in these soulless times of the sport
if he weren't still working i might not even watch the ppvs quite frankly

>>149833402
boy you trippin

>>149833382
>frogtranny
>recent filename
Holy newfag tourist bitch

>>149833426
Ilia is white

KWAB the reddit frog tourist is having a meltdown

>>149833353
There is no proof I Just have to imagine her bamhole

>>149833441
Pretty embarrassing yeah....

>>149833441
>>149833446
youre shorter than Nina Drama

>>149833277
Her mom or dad's prob messican and italian sounds a little more exotic

>>149833441
He'll dilate back soon back to his discord server LMAO
What a dumb frogfaggot

>>149833462
Ill be here all night little guy

>>149833426
Your brown is gleaming

>>149833451
Is that what your mon did Pablo Gonzales?
PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>149833468
nigga bows how he fights
like he read a description of it but never really saw it done in person

costa looked tiny, almost unhealthily. I guess thats what 2 years with staf does but fuck thats grim

>>149833469
>frogtranny has shit on his monitor
OH NO NO NO

In Control.

Bow on a bitch like Gamrot

A Masterclass.

>>149833492
cody was the first topuria

A masterclass in losing.
Gayrot

>>149833502
I can't argue against this post even If I wanted to

Dustin Poirier's Authentic Louisiana Hot Sauce Diapers

goby

>>149833317
surely there HAS to be an affordable alternative for them to use??? surely you can find a cheap toy belt and put dfc stickers on it?

>>149833528
if thats actually leather and not plastic i wouldnt even be mad

>>149833521
ewwwwwwwww

>>149833520
>Dustin Poirier's Authentic Louisiana Hot Sauce
made in Thunder Bay, ON btw

>>149833543
My favorite type of women are the ones that are 20% bodyfat with big, natural tits.

wait why was gooby even out of the pool in the first place?

>>149833560
are u aware of billie eilish, heemer?

>>149833528
ahahahahah

you are a liar if you say you wouldn't have sex with nina drama

>>149833589
I wouldn't have sex with any woman.
Sniff and lick bamhole? Yes. But sex? No. My virginity WILL remain intact.

>>149833589
In the hypothetical scenario that she walks into the room right now and offers me sex, yes you are correct I would have sex with her.

Nina Anne Drama

>>149833589
id heem that pussy dawg

>>149833528
>The belt, Martinez...
SOON

Mr and Mrs Drama are proud of their daughter

first we conquer boxing
then we come back for our title

>>149833630
Can't wait to see Tony heem that pedophile Salt Papi

Weili's thighs are glistening pal

mcgregor posted the dick pic as an attention grab to spite poirier but the shit fell flat

Derrick Lewis looks like he knows his way around a stack of pankcakes

>>149833630
Can't wait to see Tony get hemmed by that pedophile Salt Papi

I think Derrick Lewis actually has a small meng. Just something about him...

>>149833666
>devil digits
ahhhhhhhhhhh

where are the high res gooby pics, so I know not to look at them haha

>>149833671
where's ronda rouseys fine ass at

> it's do or die for paulo costa
> give him someone who is a way better striker than the other guys that beat the shit out of him
kek. kopylov is gonna batter him unless he just rushes him in rd 1 and gets a lucky hail mary ko.

Johnny N Word puncher

>sleeping on costa
he went the distance with sean jabland

Costa will wrestle.

>>149833630
Cant wait to see pedophile Tony heem that salty papi

costa will lose all will to fight once he takes one or two body or leg kicks. something happened to that guy years ago. the person who fought yoel is gone.

Roman. Fucking. Kopylov. Guy is such a beast with such great wins like....uh.....ummm....

>>149833718
his wins are unironically better than costas or stricklands

Strickland and Costa don't lose to Anthony Hernandez

>>149833716
No man steps in the same river twice, B. It’s the way of the Logos. Hazmat ducked him for years, though.

>>149833721
sean beat ddp and adesanya

>>149833722
Costa lost to Vettori who’s essentially an Italian Hernandez.

>>149833728
sean never beat ddp. he's 0-3. izzy is a bu and shotasean couldn't even finish him like ddp did

>>149833722
Costa has no good wins

costa has better wins than strickland. there is a reasons trickland is literally nobody now. he was a bum who got a title shot off of A bus driver due to circumstance. retarded facebook boomers just heard his grift and went ridditface for him.

Pascall Saumani Milo Jr.[1] (born 21 September 1996), known as Junior Tafa

>>149833736
David, King of Israel

Seanreddit is ducking everyone and thinks he will wait out for a ddp rematch or for ddp to lose. lmao.

1.Strick
2.Costa
3.Kopylov
these rankings are subject to change

>>149833733
>Lost to Vettori
I guess there was maybe a time when Vettori's asperger's wasn't as strong and locked him into single movesets for entire fights.

Costa beat Pig Rigg who’s essentially a better GSP.

>>149833771
GSP held the middleweight title.

The Summit.

>>149833561
Gooby has been retired since his ankle snapped

>>149833826
no remember when he pulled out last minute against chandler?

>>149833765
He looked like a legit contender in his first Pissy fight. It all went downhill after that.

>>149833834
>Woodley gets mom NTR'd in real life
How has this man not killed himself yet

>>149833560
20% body fat is really low for a woman. Even the ones who work out frequently are like 25-30%

>>149833836
He was never fighting at 303 and everyone knew it

>>149833836
tha toe was a belleweewn

>>149833853
yeah but he was in the testing pool at that point. wondering when and why he exited it after then

>>149833836
haha fuck chandler

DJ Billybool, the #1 DJ in the world.

Chandle is going to delude himself into thinking he will weem Connor on the white house card

heeminder prelim fighters friends and family are only allowed seats until the fight is finished

>>149833934
his wife went to go congratulate him? unreal

>>149833911
Based staph enyojer.

UFC 333 what thats gonna look like ?

>I'm finna knockout dis doo Max
SOON

>>149833958
probably a big piece of shit with flyweight main event and wmma co main

ufc really got everyone hyped up for a flushed can who was never undisputed
lol

>>149833718
you gotta develop an eye for the sport b.. and fast. if you don't know meme fighters 101, you're not gonna make it. and nah he's not even zabit level meme, he's giga chikadze with slightly okay lay'n'pray and no threat on the ground.
i agree strickgaped and paulo are bad but copylov is shit. you're embarrassing yourself and me!

ITS OUT!
>ITS OUT!
ITS OUT!
>ITS OUT!
ITS OUT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_B3JMF-80Q

Type the n word

Ferguson kiled by Silat Papi....an ignoble death

I got your staph right here *zzziippp*

someone post pvz's butthole.

"TONY NOOOOOOOO" I screech as Salt Papi hammerfists Tony's unconscious corpse despite the boxing ruleset

>>149834122
This must be what his wife and child see lurking around their house at night ready to get them at any time

Ill take you to the candy shop
I'll let you lick the staph infection

Pleas ma lord don let dem heem me

>>149834208
Damn, i didn't remember this screne.
Cuckler killed /ourcso/

Yeah that was a brutal one

Turdny and dan puker, chandler is a prawblem

i'm stroking my cock like a freak, shit got me jerking my shit off so fucking hard bruh

Just shot out of bed and had an EMERGENCY Schaub!!!

>>149834264
https://x.com/WokeBeyond/status/1825701872285659279

Who should I put money on?
I have $200 to spend on.
Last time I put $170 on Dustin and I lost all my $170 because he couldn't beat Islam.

If I do bet, it will be the second time ever betting on the UFC.

HH

>>149833688
THE kopylov?

What is heem

>>149834233
reminder tony was winning this fight

>>149834381
tony couldn't beat a hooker if he bought one

tony wouldn't but a hooker because she'd give it to him for free
free spirit
birit
bearcat
tony is a bearcat

>>149834390
>>149834397
I don't know heembros, she gets the double leg and it's over...
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1752781645022911.webm

>>149834331
>heems you
>tosses this down

Happy Heem Day — and may every day be another wonderful secret.

anyone notice that australian posters have been btfo more than anyone for years now

>>149832371
bad weight cut caused anxiety maybe

>>149834420
Australia could sink into the ocean and I wouldn't notice

Defecation
No sleeming

australia - 2 ufc champions
america - no ufc champions

>>149834412
Delete this right now you fucking goof

>>149834405
Moar

>>149834444
nice quads but that doesnt change the objective truth of my posr

>>149834286
*tap tap tap* is this on

Merhabsson Dvalishsvensson

Miro Dalhgren-Viili nah some names I can't do

>>149834460
Finn on finn violins

>>149832371
He's JUST ready to lose already.
Put your money on Kopylov

>Max is a good dude and he put up a hell of a fight, but he was never gonna ruin my retirement party.

SOON

>>149834473
Call me crazy, but I think that he resembles Ilia Topuria somewhat.

They call him the diamond because he's been repeatedly crushed over a long career.

The Peahead will be there for Max.

>>149834492
Maybe you just see him everywhere because you're in love with him though

When the Schaub smells just right

>>149834508
Yeah I can't wait for Conor to pull out..........
his penis

Reminder that Da Nigge hits harder than Ilion.

Max will be killed by a hot sauce hook from Dustin I fear!!!

>>149834521
Literally who and who?

>>149834522
Fights probably just going to decision.. I know.
It'll be a war though

Elon Topuria

I never went to that island.

Thank you for your attention to this matter!

did Holloway undergo massive doses of radiation or grow multiple tumors in his skull the past few years? fucker on some Hawaii Has Eyes shit

>>149834522
dont scare me meng!!! im afraid of this post

Justice for BJ

>>149834542
Watchu mean?

>>149834488
You always post the most badass stuff doo

The Weird Locations of The UFC Apex

Friday Fights today ONE chads

Anyone here able to lick my frenulum like 6 or 8 times? Thanks in asvance.

>>149834543
your fear is making me see red

>>149834565
I liked your "god hep me" post the other day

>>149834570
Thanks man, it was hell for me but Im glad it made you happy

>>149834565
>asvance
HELLO SAR

>>149834573
new

Just bet the house on Tony.

>>149834585
fag

>I am not use to fight in cage
>I was have bad trainings camp
>My leg very hurt
>I not used to elbows

Goodnight kings

I can't go to sleep yet, it's storming outside. And I'm afraid.

Just bet the Tony on House.

which fight was like this

>>149834622
Me vs the blueberry Slurpee I ate like 15 years ago.

Imagine if phoarier walked to this
https://youtu.be/Evc3Xtc84N0?si=5ekR2bZZxgGmXxuR

>>149834594
Water his odds?

>>149834640
-1000 with 5 deadly blueberries

Based Trump baiting the migatards with the Epstein crap.
UFC: White House

no one could take these body shots n live

>he doesn't ferment his own hot sauce in a water sealed jar
>he didn't buy the xanthan gum to make it better
>he didn't buy the hot sauce bottles
never gonna make it

>>149834663
>spinning back flabow
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

Who's the alex jones of mma?

>>149834713
Diego Sanchez

Remember when DC retweeted the schizo posts and had to get Helwani to tell people that he's not antisemitic?

would permaheem any of you cunts here

>>149834562
Crud I've got arrangements what time is kick off

How big is Conor McGregor's dick?

>>149834766
Looking up Ariel Helwani and antisemitism yields about a decade of kvetching can you be more specific buddeh

>my gameplan
jab jab, fake a double leg and then explode up with a rising knee to the chin for the heem

>>149834796
I cannot find it anymore but it was dc saying something like "anti semantic what?? i cant even say the word haha" while helwani just nodded silently, it was back when they still did the show together

DC said watermelon and grape drink were favorites of his.

DC YOU FAT SUMMABICH

Guru wants to become friends with DC

salt papi

>>149834858
Imagine the smell. Vinegar, unwipeable ass cheeks, unwashed hair, deep fried shrimp, mayo farts and most definitely not the lingering smell of dried out vaginal juices

>>149834866
DC porks sanko Guru is an incel freak basement bog denizen

>>149834871
I think sanko doesn't get fucked that's why she's so insufferably horny btw if you're reading this laura kom till finland bb gurl

>>149834881
It's a whore thing i had a gf like that when i moved to a different city we kept in touch and occasionally fucked when i would pass by but one of these times i went through her phone when she was in the shower and found out that 5 other guys smashed that day and i conveyed myself away for good.

My sources tell me mmaguru is collaborating with sam hyde and trap lore ross in an attempt to expand his yewchewb empire damn sam hyde huh guess mmaguru really meant what he said about the helwanis :)

christ you're a sad cunt

>>149834911
my sources tell me you're lifeless retard, respectfully.

>>149834907
My current main heem is a nympho that can go all day but is ashamed of her sexuality so tries to be monogamous which is fun for me but she talks too much and it's tiresome 5 guys damn b that's a madness

>>149834907
Don't you feel disgusted

Imagine pretending to hate jews to farm viewers then as soon as you get a little bit of fame run off to film with their greatest defenders like mmaguru who worth remembering also said gypsies are honorable people who fight clean

>DUUUDE DID YOU SEE HE PLAYED ROCK PAPER SCISSORS WITH A FAN?? HECKING AWESOME!
>YOUR FAVORITE FIGHTER’S FAVORITE FIGHTER!
>LE BEST BAWXER IN DA UFC!!!
>HAHA HE SAID ”IT IS WHAT IT IS!!”
>DAMN… A FIGHT WHERE I DON’T WANT EITHER ONE TO LOSE!
This has to be the most Reddit main event of all time.
Fuck Dustbitch and fuck Hollowgay.
Pedophile vs closeted pedophile.
Faggots.
Fucking faggots.

Ooh the gurutroons are revved
>>149834932
No one asked and no one even eats your food so I have nothing to say to your flag

>>149834950
Jolie P has some tasty tuttar though sveribro

>>149834950
Quick shoutout to all the people who are forcing you to watch it

>>149834950
If I bet $200 on dustbin I will lose all my money.

This stupid fight will go to decision.

>>149834950
this card is so reddit slop im waiting for the shanghai and abu dhabi cards

>>149834963
Everyone will be watching Usyk vs Dubois and the Pacquiao fight. No one gives a shit about the Reddit PMF title.

>>149834952
mate I've been here for a couple years and the food variety they have (albeit non of it is native) is better than whatever boiled cabbage slop your mom used to make you geg

>>149834944
Ofc i feel disgusted i never seen her after that we werent together at the time i always end up with some kind of piece of shit but as i probably told the story of my high school sweet heart who became a porta potty crackwhore after she dumped me it always happens after im gone.
Now that we have this out of the way can't wait for sataday night

>>149834986
Literally who?

>>149834986
I will never watch pillowtap and neither shall you let's take the boats out for an leisurely spin tomorrow

>>149834990
My judgement on women is too good.
I avoid whores.
Whores have pimps.

>>149834992
People 100x more famous than the two pedophiles fighting for the PMF title

>>149834986
I think you're in the wrong thread buddy. Go join your fag boys in box.
Come back when your balls drop.

>>149834989
Yeah I can eat foreign food here too dummy god damn you are dumb even for a gurutroon

>>149835002
Aspiring whores is where it's at it bappa t. the mingeheemer general

Ever since Turki Al Sheikh took over boxing has been dominating the PooFC. It’s literally a fact.
MMA is a dying sport and there hasn’t been a single good card this year. I used to be an mma fan but it’s clear the sport has no future.
>Usyk vs Fury I and II
>Bivol vs Beterbiev I and II
>soon Canelo vs Crawford
All fights much more hype than anything this dead organization can put on.

the high t chad steals the geriatric monkey's girls
captcha: hamaws

>>149835012
i dont even follow that fatfuck you inbred mongoloid

Turkey a la Sheep

>>149835002
Judgment goes out of the window after 3 drinks and a bumpa yayo

>>149835042
So you came here to complain?

>>149835060
Yet you're here sticking your unwanted beak in when I call him out for being a fat liar, curious..

>>149835071
Got a problem with that? Fucking faggot.

>>149835042
Turdy Al Alstink is hemorrhaging saudi money and couldn't run a lemonade stand he is so dumb he hired dana of all people

>>149835090
Hiring Dana is just a way to humiliate him and a way to let him know who his superiors are.

aaaaaaAAAHHHHH FFFUCKKKKKK

*plop*, *splash*

>>149835081
Well you are a /box/ fag so that tells me enough about you.

>>149835063
kek holland is such a slop machine

>>149835100
What would finland be without you sveribro

Dana has no superiors

>>149835078
my bad friend it just seemed like eceleb babble lol

>>149835112
I think he can put away dickrod i dont know why people dont see it this way.

I'm always on edge because people want to kill me and after my head.

I wonder if this is how moot felt when he was running 4chan.

>>149835112
His 4th fight this year. Gotta love him for taking any fight and I do like D-Rod. But everyone is picking Holland..
But goddamn that guy can really go either way.. He either tries or he doesn't. You just never know.

"Audit" "Ari Emmanuel"'s "finances" and his actual finances
>>149835137
No worries b we do eat more than cabbage though that was a nasty line

>>149835145
nah i see it too

>>149835146
are you the crackhead guy?

Kevin's 0-4 against Badasses, this spell disaster for Kevin.

I hope my affable manservant Toby is just banned and didn't get himself killed trying to pick up a crackwhore with half a twix and a lucozade

>>149835195
I want to trust D-Rod to get this done so much. But people are saying Holland has the grappling. Though he doesn't always do it against non-grapplers like D-Rod.. He might just stand and bang for the entertainment.
MIGHT...

>>149835147
I do love an active fighter but this year van takes it especially since he's serious about the belt
>>149835151
sorry friend, i did not actually mean it :)

>>149835211
Yeah Van has been CRAZY amazing. Love that guy.

>>149834663
based. faggots on /heem/ will talk shit but this guy could and would permaheem every single one of (You). i kneel

>>149833877
He felt a good aul sneachta bender coming on and could stay in the testing pool no longer.

>>149834233
This fried Tonys cns, not the justin massacre

>>149835219
Hey mate can you stop impersonating me please?

>>149835200
*cracks Leipäjuusto*

Tony is FUCKED

oi dee bring me more snow and a dumbell

>>149835249
Can not believe this tiktok fag is getting a shot against tony just how low did Dana pay him in the ufc

>>149835272
Losers don't get paid that much especially when they keep losing

Hans Swolenkamp

>>149835249
Tony destroys this washed can

Oi Dee, don't come in ye? I'm busy in here

>>149834986
ufc main event usually happens after boxing mains due to the insane amount of ads Dana puts in to pad the program so i can usually catch both

>>149835244
Do you know what that is b

>>149835249
Cucuy makes sense but why is a tiktok taiwanese boy what up pillowtapping for a belt

>>149835259
>>149835309
>OH MY GOD AND ANOTHER RIGHT FROM DEE SHES TIRED OF CONORS SHIT

>>149835309
skin stretching noises*

Dustin Poirier's name in Mandarin Chinese actually translates to Intelligent Rock Driller of the Dirty Village's Undulating Court, which represents his personality quite well. And Chinese Wisdom

>>149835369
I don't believe that for a second.

>>149835369
Jolie has amazing tits thougheverbeit

>>149835369
any leafs here to confirm if this is accurate

I only have $200 in savings.
I just don't care anymore.
Should I dump all my savings into this fight and put it on Dustin?

I just don't care anymore.

>>149835401
cannot confirm but swedes never lie.

Kody Steer
>>149835408
You could also buy a click clack and do the needful

What if instead of a Main Event the UFC hosted a Main Evil and commited a most horrific act at the climax of every card

>>149835419
04
19
43

>>149835408
You should give me your last 200 dollars.

>>149835408
This stupid fight is like red and black like roulette.

I don't know who is going to win.
Bullshit fight.
Someone on /pol/ told me to do Dustin.

>>149835408
go on craiglist and do manual labor jobs here and there

>>149835441
I used to work 70+ hours a week for 6 months straight doing manual labor.
I don't care about being a slave anymore.
I can't even be a slave because people are fighting for these jobs.

Rather be homeless and dead.
I'm not gonna slave for Jews and Poos.

>>149835408
Card is pretty good for betting like Ige, Zellhuber, Oliveira are all free money

I ain't gonna miss him

>>149834946
meds

>>149835408
put it on max, dustin's getting sloppy
but also out a 20 on dustin by guilly never say never

Something tells me Max Holloway has something special in store for little old Dustin and it's not gonna be pretty. Of course I'm talking about a little something called breaking and entering into his house in Louisiana, raping his family

>>149835408
Bet your cardboard box on Inaba

Im bawling dawg

>>149835477
I'm scared of this happening to me after losing my job of 6 years to a schizo immigrant new hire student.

Jealously is a disease.

>>149835487
Shitnaba is getting executed though

>>149835487
How much will I get if I put $200 CAD

>>149835454
be your own boss offer moving services and hire others to help, there's always demand. they want you to give up so dont

>wmma
>pfl wmma
you fags are actually watching that shit?

Gypsies are no better than Jews. They are almost entirely one in the same. Disgusting, hideous things.

>>149835503
Nigger that's who assaulted me.
You're a cianigger.
Kill yourself.
Hope you get raped by a pack of niggers.

>>149835408
Put 100 on dustin via submission (gilly). Then 50 on his hot sauce and 50 for the fair fight foundation

>>149835477
rape them with what

>>149835424
Care to extrapolate?

where did this schizoleaf come from

>>149835527
6/10 pubes could do with a trim and a bit smaller than I prefer

>>149835502
I guess a bit over 1900.

>>149835473
Sam harris is a well known prominent helwani defender

>>149835541
Why is the money so high on the fight

>>149835538
I'm enjoying it actually nice to have some variety

>>149835527
Holloway is a grower

>>149835408
you'd win 420 (counting your 200 back) if you bet right now.
>>149835474
he's not. he held up good against islam, and he had a broken rib from gamrot going into the fight.

>>149835547
Ditcheva is good and Inaba isn't. But with those odds it might be worth a cheeky 5er.

>>149835581
>you'd win 420 (counting your 200 back)
So I would be at 620?

How can anyone think max will win in seriousness

>>149835600
That's like 3 click clacks and a supersize meal you could go proper postal

>>149835598
This isn't even UFC.
Fuck this shit.
I am not gonna lose $200 on some stupid shit

>>149835600
I literally deleted my draftkings account after doing $170 CAD on Dustin after he lost to Islam.

Fuck this shit.
All the fights are rigged.
Fuck this shit thread.
It's gonna go to decision and max wins.

>>149835600
>>149835615
>>149835633
are you chinese or indian

kwab

>>149835615
Aspen Ladd was the same way

>>149835644
Why does it matter.
I'm gonna kill myself anyway.
This country is invaded by international students that are 90% jeet.
Jews want me dead.

2020: It's Tony time
2025: It's time, Tony...

>>149835688
Digits confirm bruder hh

>>149835688
And you're being a faggot and letting them win. I fucking hate tourist season.

>>149835688
Kill some jews and then yourself or you're not a real one even some shabbous goyim will do but if you kill yourself only thats gay

>>149835688
>vpn canadian having a psychotic break
I Stand on Guard for thee

Feeling like betting on Rodriguez. +350 underdog. He often times is a good spoiler. And people forget man, the loss to Gastelum was a sham. The only reason Gastelum won/was able to have success with wrestling is because he came in absurdly heavy, missed weight by over 15lbs and had the fight changed to middleweight.

>>149835772
200 canadian dollars has to get a hot gun with bullets

it's so fucking hot here bros I'm not built for this climate get me out of here
on the upside I've booked flight for the abu dhabi fight night, can not miss seeing my boy rdr in action (rip to rob)

zero australian fighters let alone champs

>>149835797
It's the RCMP agent sending his jeet goons kill me.
I had a nice life guys.

Reminder that the /heem/ trip to Japan is quickly approaching. If you haven't booked flights and accommodation already, it's going to be tight.

>>149835688
>>149835633
kek at least try some test before you go out. i was a little whiny bitch until i went to a clinic and saw I was fucked. or if you don't like doctors go to a REAL gym and hang out for a bit and find it there.
i don't even drink or do drugs anymore and i used to be an addict.

>>149835827
tommy boy is polish

>>149835840
He only has 200 dollars b

>>149835842
Oh yeah definitely, there is an argument for bisping being polish too unironically, he is a descended of polish royalty.

>>149835840
Are you seriously giving life advice to a subhuman leaf?? a jeetnadian rat?

>>149835840
I don't need test.
I used to take 100,000iu of Vit D daily.
I knew this skinny ass kid who sells drugs that takes test.

He went to jail like couple months ago.
I'd rather just eat a dead body of a home invader.

I don't need test.
I the RCMP agent to test me with the goons he is going to send to my apartment on Sunday at 1am.

Connor has a cock that just won't quit!

ey de yufsee tol me ey yuno i gadda parade on dis guys rain and yuno das wat imma do bradda ahaaaaaa da bless express is freakin back babyyyy lesgooooooooo

A toast

There is no cure to this, no pills, nothing, the poo cannot be removed once settled in

>>149835651
>>149835660
Fucking freaks with tiny mouths. Bug DNA, mosquito DNA. Swamp fever

>>149835898
Facts.
Joos love poos.
Poos want to invade my home. Like how spics invade america

Flight links have been posted in the cord, so there's not really any excuse for not booking on. Let's freakin go.

>>149835651
>>149835660
Seriously. Look at their eyes and mouths. Seriously. These are mosquito men

>>149835651
>>149835660
Yeah you're getting swatted like a botfly kid. In the womb you tried forming a proboscis because your mother (crack meth) was bitten by telegonous mosquitos. Swamp fever. Relay this message to Dustin

>>149835947
Get the Lafeyete Legend's name out of your mouth!

>>149835651
>>149835660
Bayou Bugs. Basically

>>149835960
Buzz off, dude.

>>149835651
>>149835660
These are what real french people look like, go watch Poirier heem that poojeet BSD and chuckle at the thought that only real frenchmen live in Louisiana

SATA NIGH ROOSH CRY MORI POLYNISIA FINE OUT

>>149835993
Yeah if you boiled a Frenchman in Swamp Broth and injected his embryo with mosquiito eggs and let a malaria bug suck the fluids out of its zygote you get Dustin and his wife. This is a curse from the bog and it's more ancient than any word for France

>>149835986
Bayou Bugs is a good name for a hot sauce

>>149836011
At least they have fighters, the pussy capital of swedistan can't produce a single one, all that viking larp and you can't produce a single heemer.

>>149835651
>>149835660
I'm from the swamp dawt. I had to adapt to survive, man. Half wigger Half gnat

>>149835985
I dare say I'd let sweet J milk my cock. Does she have a southern drawl? I'd be a diamond if so haha.
Respectfully, of course.

>>149836034
>>149836034

>>149836029
Andreas Gustaffson would kill all of these guys

>>149836029
How can we be expected to compete with mutants and human-insect chimeras