Thread 149835067

Americans, I hate you

sovl

>>149835067 (OP)
>Calvin Cordozar

>Rob Mac
did he actually fucking do it?

>>149835067 (OP)
Games gone

>>149835191
They've stolen the swans m8

>>149835067 (OP)
>Swansea City
Will smash reynolds and the gogs twice

>>149835067 (OP)
That Swansea chain is goated fr

>>149835067 (OP)
Same. They ruined hockey

>>149835067 (OP)
I never understood people who wanted to get Americans interested in the world's sports. They are cancer on everything they touch

We saw that CWC abomination with
>Player walkouts
>Bruce Buffer
>45 min halftime shows
>Trump autism
>$1000 tickets

>>149836117
>Powerade™ cooling breaks
>Superior Player of the Match powered by Michelob Ultra™
>CLOUD ALERT CLOUD ALERT SHUT IT DOWN

Would love it if Wrexham went straight back down

Up the fucking embargo Tigers

>>149836117
>Player walkouts
qrd?

>>149836369
Each player's name would be called out by the announcer, then they'd run through smoke out of the tunnel onto the pitch individually

>>149836408
oh, I was picturing players refusing the play or some shit

yeah that was stupid, I'm glad the highlights only glossed over that part, would have much preferred actually being able to watch the games though

>>149836117
Money. That’s literally it. The people at the top would destroy the beautiful game forever if it meant they can grab even more money

>>149835067 (OP)
He is canadian

>>149836117
Nothing wrong with player walk ins and bruce buffer

>>149837373
Kill yourself, and stick to American sports

>>149835067 (OP)
KEK

We need a Mao style revolution in this country pertaining specifically to all things American. It needs wiping out.
I want heads on sticks.

>>149835067 (OP)
This niggas name is Calvin LMAOOOOOO

It's funny how English football has started to succeed when it has embraced its Americanization. Then the English reject the Americans. kek

>>149837944
i like this rewashing as if english football wasn't the most successful in europe up until the 90s and the heysel ban

>>149836117
Kino, Americans know how to make everything entertaining

>>149837944
The english love to quietly shit on everything American, despite loving our music, clothing and tv shows, and being envious of our diverse cuisines (watch a video of a british person having texas bbq, they lose their minds). Theyll pay 200$ for a ralph lauren shirt that only costs 80$ here, they love shit like friends and seinfeld. Meanwhile, everyone in Europe views the english the same way the english view americans and they look like this

>>149838154
Hmm... no?

>>149838458
Can say the same about Americans and British culture.
There's no cultural border between us due to no language barrier.

>>149838480
yes

european cups before 1990:
england - 8
italy - 7
spain - 6 (real madrid winning when nobody cared)
holland - 5

uefa cup/europa league winners:
england - 5
germany - 4
germany - 4
italy - 3
holland - 2
spain - 2

it's spain that was mostly irrelevant pre-globalisation of football and them who've benefitted the most from it

>>149835067 (OP)
>born in america
so a typical weekend of british soccer?

>>149838562
Hmm...no?

>>149838458
pipe down fatty you're out of your depth

>>149837944
>swansea
>wrexham

>>149835067 (OP)
Did Snoop buy Swansea?

>>149838717
Co owner yeah

>>149839318
Nice, might buy a Swansea shirt next season

>>149837431
That is it? "Kill yourself"? That is all you can do?

>>149835593
You were selling it, we bought it. Don't cry
>>149835791
>1993

>>149840828

>cheeky ameribro
Why, I oughtaaa..
>snoop, modric and the swansea jacks
Looking forward to it

>>149836117
You forgot all the "water stoppages" (ads), which will double for the WC next year lol

>>149840828
>world champions

>>149838579
>Hmm..no?
Yes, the answer is hmm and English teams were more successful than Spanish

>>149844904
Hmm... no?

>>149841423
Yes, the Florida Panthers are world champions currently

>>149838458
I have this exact jumper. I think I bought it in Peacock's, which is now out of business, so this must be quite an old photo (or an old jumper at least).

Snoop Swanny Swann, amirite

>>149845351
Yeh in the being gay championships, because they’re all so gay! GAY

Read "beef on the walls" and thought this was a Hope Solo thread.

>>149845509
Please elaborate

>>149835067 (OP)
>over 100 miles apart
>last played each other in 2003
>0-0 in division 3
>attendance 6,463 (about half full)
Wow, can't wait for this fierce rivalry to reignite

>>149845596
No Welsh fan would consider this a rivalry.

>>149845039
Si, no? I no no know

>>149845596
It's not for you, it's for welsh people and very rich, rather influential americans

>>149841423
>Loses to Denmark at the IIHF World Championships.
>Loses to Guatemala in penalties at the ConCACAf Gold Cup.

Americans bailing out Europoors, a tale as old as time. The Premier League is apparently the worlds most prestigious sports league watched by billions world wide and it can’t even beat the Dallas Cowboys in value, grim

>>149848584
Loses to Canada in the championship game again. Suck my uncircumcised dick

you should do something like the germs' 50+1 rule then, m8

>>149848875
Go fiddle with your circumcised penis

>>149848875
>NOOO THINK OF SHLOMO SHEKELSTEINS ASSET VALUE

kys

>>149835067 (OP)
LETS GET READY TO RUUUUUUUMBLE

This is literally Murrica & its hat using Welsh clubs as proxy cultural bullshit. Very funny that the EFL USA Instagram account is run by a Spanish speaker.

>>149845944
That was his point you fucking retard.