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>>149832088

first for....

>>149836057
Jeetadia

BLESSED EXPRESS

>>149836081
More like Lolita Express. Yeah, he's a pedophile

>>149836081
I actually had sex with the woman in the back

>>149836081
If there's one thing I know for sure about both men in this fight, it's that I'd fuck both their wives. Respectfully.

>>149836103
jolie is crusty b

>>149836081
why does he look so JUSTed while banging this????????????

>>149836071
adia? what's that bud?

TIL that's not actually her kid. he's gonna bust so many nuts to his "mom"

>>149836128
Hmmm her fat tits make me think I'd like my cock between them while she's all sweaty after a work out. Imagine that.
Nothing but respect to Dustin, thoughever.

>>149836146
Canadia retard.

>>149836131
>he thinks he gets to bang her
OH NO NO NO
Mrs. Holloway is Illia's property.

God only knows what the DMs between the Lafeyete Legend and Connor looked like. The sheer amount of weightlifting sessions he would've documented to her... "Dee don't come in, I'm working on the fair foight donation ye?"

>>149836241
This is the look of a woman who knows her latest engorgement procedure will have to be delayed due to missing out on the win bonus

Yeah nigga max finna weem the cajun coward. Finna cook him up like sum jambalaya nigga.

Paulo Costa is returning with something to prove nigger. Let's see that

>>149836169
no one has ever called it Canadia.

Diamonds are forever

>>149836289
You just got there, you don't know a damn thing about it.

Danny Gay is going to kill that hue. They brought Shitbull in just to have him executed on international television.

>>149836289
Isn't that knob rot?

>>149836307
only a gay would call it Canadia.
Its the Great White North to you pakistani

Ryan Spann fought Smiff twice (TWICE) and is still alive to tell the story. What a man.

>>149836315
GODrot

Ryan Spann is getting ktfo

>>149836321
Great White North? Why the fuck are you there then?

>>149836315
We call him Gayrot over here

>>149836314
It's not even a contest. Hawaii rise

>>149836337
>>149836363
My bad, was thinking of candida auris

>>149836034 (OP)
how do i get this job?

>>149836358
Because Im White and Canadian.

>>149836419
Yeah me too, I just live in England. And I'm not Canadian.

Canada is rightful Taiwanese soil

I don't rate Demetrious Johnson as a serious GOAT contender.

>>149836585
DJ fought cans, very similar legacy to Islam

Anybody got a mental illness regimen so I can post here more confidently? I feel out of my depth

>>149836585
I rate him as a small apelike creature

>>149836608
Dissociatives work nicely. Or sneedy b seemed to hit a peak using the meth and dispo vape combo

>>149836585
Sam Alveys better

>>149836585
How'ya buddy? Here's a fiver yeah go down the Centra there and get us a spicy chicken fillet roll yeah? Good ladín.

Paulo Costa tweaking!

Paul O'Costa. Has anyone made that joke yet? Let me check. Yeah. 18 times that joke has been made.

One bong ONEchads

Adam Sor Dechapan vs. “Petsam” Nahyan Mohammed
Panrit Lukjaomaesaiwaree vs. Antar Kacem
Tomyamkoong Bhumjaithai vs. Watcharaphon Singha Mawynn
Koko Mor Rattanabundit vs. Teeyai Wankhongohm MBK
Panpadej NF Looksuan vs. Sirichok Sor Sommai
Yodkitti FiatPathum vs. Pamor-E-Daeng Chor Chokamnuaychai
Superball TDed99 vs. Ibragim Abdulmedzhidov
“Petnueng” Isaac Mohammed vs. Haruyuki Tanitsu
Petchtanong Petchfergus vs. Yuki Yoza
Tatsumitsu “The Sweeper” Wada vs. Avazbek “Ninzya” Kholmirzaev
Ayaka “Zombie” Miura vs. Juliana “La Patrona” Otalora
Hiroba Minowa vs. Lee “The Flash” Seung Chul

>>149837010
Just straight legends man. Tomkakong Flyttkartong vs Långtrånggång

Me? Tanked that shit

>>149837010
time to close the blinds at the office and zone out to this

I've been repping Lukjaomaesaiwaree since before you chumps were born

>>149836093
You sound jealous

>>149837296
Jealous of him? This guy can't even put a fukcing sentence together man

>>149836476
Don Frye would never.

>>149836647
Vanessa was such a peach

>>149837342
don frye was blowing kisses on the jumbotron

Don Cougar Fryhemcamp

>>149837420
seany strikiland in 20 years

Moicano loves the UFC so much he turned down the $200k fighter pay settlement check

>>149836081
Do you think he beats her?

10 bings ONEchads

>>149837540
based so daner got his money back?

>>149836647
Even without speaking DJ is hard to market, bald nerdy midget walking like a dork towards the bike. If DJ was anyone buy DJ he would've been a star

ONEchads we are LIVE

Superball finna bounce on it crazy style

>>149837720
Finally

Why did Conor do "it" ?

>>149837748
jealous of porrier getting positive attention

>>149837748
mindfucked by Gane

>>149836034 (OP)
White hijabi had some tit meat b

>>149836034 (OP)
Is this an instagram chanel? Need link

>>149836296
PAID IN FULL

>>149836034 (OP)
It's a sin in Islam to have physical contact with a member of the opposite sex you aren't related to. Its why Khabib and the other Brazzas artistically refuse handshakes with female reporters/fans

>>149837841
https://www.instagram.com/p/DLhbGC0sb96/

>>149837864
*autistically

brazza australia hev no artist

>>149837864
Is that why they all used to hug on Mini Khabib?

>>149837897
It only applies to people who are pubescent, so when she was a kid, it would have been fine. Like that video of Khamzat hugging the little Chechen girl before he starts crying. Wouldn't have happened if she was a teenager

https://youtu.be/q8VJrBoVRoo?t=407
kek luke

Cool Hand Luke Rockhold

>>149837921
Hmmm no I think it's that they touch kids.

>>149837864
Lebanon > Pakistan

>what am I gonna do push back??
kek

20 bookings
11 cancellations
9 fights
0 finishes
1 child bride

>>149837979
ok how many of those 11 cancellations were because he pulled out?

Joe "I like Bernie Sanders" Rogan

Joe Rogan is a compromised CIA asset.

Joe Hoagie

sheem tappu

I'm big in the pants

Hate missing ONE

>>149838243
the real fights haven't started yet

Joe "They're just a kid, man" Rogan

>>149838009
12

>>149838250
I'm out only back at the eagle's nest in the evening was hoping for a webbum of violins to get me through

>>149838273
Kek gottem

nah out of the ring is crazy work

>>149836034 (OP)
Middle eastern marriage counceling?

>>149838441
You rang?

Joegan Rogan

Dustin actually died in the Islam fight. His spirit is now experiencing the sendoff he had originally envisioned for himself. Dustin doesn't know that he is actually dead and DC will reveal it to him in the post fight interview.

>>149838479
Holy shit

>>149838449
I believe the indonesians call it orangutan b

Just remembered that they brought random muslim kids in the cage to laugh at Dustin

>>149838530
No because I don't see color

jesus the translators today have both been bogged creaturas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Cup2W6Fq_Y
weighing show in 3 bings boys

>>149838599
We're watching ONE Friday Fights

>>149838599
Based finally some proper kino

>>149838599
sanko butthole

she's not even on it

>>149838657
yeah, i aint watching that shit without stanko

If Sanko is not on the weigh in show it's terrible. D.C just strops about instead of trying to peacock in front of the cooze

oh shit he looks shook

why was rogan left off 318?

>>149838689
His on his yacht, his cia handlers told him to stay there until the epstein shit blows over

>>149838689
He's checked out b

>>149838689
He's interviewing Trump. Don't ask how I know.

The UFC White House event should just be gooby hanging various objects off his dick

porrier just weighed in with pants and a hat at 156lb

>>149838831
peeholeway is FUCKED

>>149838831
>>149838868
that's not good ya goofy

>>149838831
Main events don't miss weight anymore.

horny ass camera man lmao

fake tits on a lean chick are absolutely disgusting you gotta plump up like ava addams to soften the hard ridges

Joe Rogan with 400cc implants. Now that's a problem

wtf is that smell

>>149838954
the piss bottle you just filled

>>149838942
You can't replace the HEFT of a pair of natural chebs with silicone. It's demonic.

>>149838954
turn on your monitor

>>149838479
Shivers me timbers just like in the movie sixth sense

ah, I missed yoza? how was it

Joe Rogan vs Je Pyfer at "The Pit" stage in motral kobnat 2

wtf did they up the file size limit? i thought it was 3mb? or has it just been so long im misremembering?

>>149838971
Your key strokes make no sense the typo is intentional.

>>149838970
you can scrub back
it was shit

>>149838929
OHHHHHHHH
SHES POOTED UP JOE

>>149838989
It's been increased for a cupple years bapa

>>149838970
Yoza kicked Petchtanong's calf for 5 minutes, got a knockdown in the second. In the third Petchtanong was clinching for his life while throwing knees and got a yellow card

>>149839031
I watch on a naughty site cause it's ip blocked in dk, no scrubbing allowed

>>149839080
kwab

>>149839078
thanks b. sounds like a yoza match, at least the first round

Watching weigh in show with grown ass adults playing games designed for toms son.

I hope tanitsu does an eyepoke

>>149838689
he doesnt travel abroad caz

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

HEEEEEEEEEM

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

zeemed dat doo

>>149839069
now that you mention it, i do remember the size limit being bumped. i guess i just defaulted to the old limit in my brain

>>149839067
I know this is an intentionally extreme example but I despise the overloading of sandwiches and burgers. If the fixings all fall out I may as well order a salad.

Heeminder karate combat is on tonight and tomorrow, one night HW tournament tonight, winner fights Sam Alvey

Wait that guy is Thai ?

>>149839212
Nah he’s frangerian

SUPERBALL NIGGA

I got shat on by a bird this morning when I went outside to get a parisian,what does this mean?

>>149839230
Not talking about your boyfriend, mate.

>>149839202
I'd say that's a fairly normal amount of sandwich filling for the average American?

>>149839207
My boy Chase finna eat every shot and never raise his hands

>>149839266
You say a lot of retarded things bappa lose the upspeak makes you sound like a cali gay

>>149838616
We certainly are not lol. Not watching ONE

NEVER watching ONE

We are literally watching ONE right now

>>149838689
New Orleans has a vibrant gay scene. Dana couldn’t risk Joe missing the show because he was at a homo den

Is there anywhere else i can watch ONE,fucking chatri hates moroccans

ONE is dying...

>>149838929
Fake tits must look extra horrible when cutting weight

>>149839207
How to watch? Is this on youtube?

>>149839327
I dont know how denying access to third worlders who never pay for online service is good business

Are we still pretending Kyler Phillips is good or what

>>149839347
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yChvAQCAVYw

>>149839380
Sick, thanks Mexicobro

>>149839202
Yeah it pisses me off seeing retards do this. It was like years ago when normalshits would make a decent looking burger but then pour excessive amounts of melted cheese all over it. Because that's good apparently. They had the same craze with excess amounts of Nutella=good. Faggots.
That sandwich Daner is eating looks fucking disgusting as well.

Dee don't come in ye?

>>149839380
>>149839406
Irelandbro* sorry

pene erecto de conor mcgregor

weigh in show clowning on GFL KWAB

>>149839456
haha I also get this reference

this brazza is getting SUPERBALLED

KWAB BRAZZA QUIT
SUPERBALLED

>>149839207
mfw they keep feeding Despaigne absolute bums kek

>>149838059
I knew Joe Rogan was a homo ever since i watched this interview
https://youtu.be/VcJMSpfumCI?si=wDj4WRsfoHpPOL5c

Sugar Ray Rogan

HEEEEEEEEEEEM btw

>>149836476
>Lmao, is that Nina Drama aura farming with the Fighting Nerds? Now this I've got to see!

ROGAN SWEET IN HIS ASS

>>149839696
You literally have sex with male to female transsexuals that you meet on homosexual dating apps.

>>149839734
What?

>149839734
this dude is constantly replying this to random posts it's clearly projection

>>149839745
You, Xadame Drew of Pensacola, have sex with individuals that were born male.

>>149838966
Nice movie. Never meddum

>>149836585
Used to have masterclasses against guys with terrible records

>>149839769
What the fuck are you talking about schizo?

heems should be illegal, man
someone could get hurt

Icon Meals, when you need a Stouffer's that costs 20$ more

Ray Borg? He earned it.

Please stop tormenting Sneed's life.

>>149839788
>heems you while you lament
PYAAT

>>149839202
there’s a great deli close to my house and i have to ask for half the toppings because you literally can’t take a bite without being a fucking snake with normal meat & cheese amounts. who needs 4” of pastrami on a sandwich

Stouffer's, when you're a broke bitch and can't afford Icon Meals.

>>149839799
>>149839840
I heard it bowlf ways b

pastrami is not a topping it is the sandwich just like a beef patty isn't a topping it is the burger banana peppers sliced onion now those are toppings

took a schaub shaped like goobys hawlg

The thing about Polish power is it manifests in different ways. When Gamrot shoots a single leg that's his rendition polish power

>>149839901
The thing about Gamrot is that he beat the fucking shit out of Arman

Joanna inflating her forehead was peak Polish power

Xadame inflating xer bussy was peak Pensacola power

How will /heem/ react when Arman absolutely ragdolls Topuria for 25 minutes

>>149839947
Same way your parents will react when you introduce them to your girlfriend.

>>149839947
Arman has been traded to the PFL for commentator Randy Couture

>>149839947
Arman striking is abysmal tho

Just saw a homeless guy with a sign saying "This could be you some day" so I put that dollar back into my pocket in case that mf was right.

>>149839947
Armans fights with Olveira and Gamrot were way too close, Topuria will heem

poiriers fucking sick lmao

>>149839840
this nigga gonna pay mike dolce 10 grand a week to sleep in a bunk bed make his meals and change his DDPs!!!

>>149840003
this doo changes his own diapers!

>>149839997
Did he get AIDS from his outsourced hot sauce?

>>149839997
not sure what youre talking about b, but Holloway vs Zellhuber would be cool

>>149839784
You have sex with males (human and canine).

>>149839997
how you know

>>149839997
Jolie gave him aids? Surely The Diamond was on prep?

>>149839979
All the more reason he grabs Ilia and throws him around for 5 rounds

>>149840016
OHNONONO

>>149839997
doesn’t matter. they’ll pump him full of B vitamins and shit and he’ll put on a good fight. one of jordans best games ever he was puking during timeouts

>>149840073
listen and look at him hes choking on mucus and breathing through his mouth his nose is red and hes underweight lmao hes dead

arman has (0) skill advantages

>>149840124
foightins way different than hoopin you dont heem people when you have the flu

>>149839373
No Kyler is a fag name

Fagler Faglips

>>149840149
Rhymes with Tyler

>>149840135
Bodied that freak

>>149840146
fighting is easier than basketball athletically. you can fight on a torn ACL or a ruptured bicep

>>149840135
>reebok
lol what second rate promotion is this?

>>149840171
Thats why I hate it, just name your kid Kyle or Tyler, not Kyler. That MFer gonna be born with a Fox snapback.

>>149839373
he’s mid but he’ll beat vinicius
vinicius has shit defense and kyler is fast

>>149840228
Fox is badass

>>149839997
See >>149838479

>>149840207
shadow fc
it's not usually streamed to the public

topuria outgrappled charles and knocked him the fuck out in less than half a round

shartman got caught in multiple submissions and got gilly\d so hard his pants fell down

Dustin just shit himself and Max is trying to eat it!

Daddy doesn't do dairy b

>>149838479
You can't say stuff like that, man

Oh damn, that's why hes called The Diamond??

>>149836081
Max’s wife has the ideal female shape god damn.
>inb4 fake tits
I know they’re fake. Still look great

>>149840313
Why are you called Xadame Xneed??

>>149840313
Dustin looks like a Baal trying to rip out of its human form

>>149840313
its because his penis gets diamond hard when Jolie asks him to put it in her stinky shithole

>>149840340
Ya think? I don't really see it.

Me to spammy:

Smokin Joe Rogan

joe rogan is on a super yacht with his family
would you pay 600,000 usd a week to use it

>>149840265
Nigga you a living Trevor Wallace skit

Conor McGayass

Poor lil Drew really thinks xer 7 inch TWP is big…

>>149840431
>7 inches is small for a white dude
I'm black and I'm 5 inches

Dustin is struggling backstage I'm hearing

I'm Filipino and I'm 3 inches

What's up Mr. Small Dick?

9 inches, chinese

>>149840493
jtb

>>149840485
>Xadame Drew said to xerself in the mirror as xhe slipped on xer mom's silk stockings.

The morning weigh-in show is live. But is Sanko acting like a whore? This will determine if I will be watching or not.

>>149840485
Yumola

we just finna ignore this shit b

>>149840514
My favorite big booty Latina. Look at that big...juicy booty.

I never liked Dustin Poirier. Weird inauthentic vibes. Sore winner. I would like to see him heemed tomorrow. That is all.

>>149840535
>IT'S HECKIN SCAWWY

>>149840506
sanko was left off this mornings weighing show. its a sausage festival!

Zeemed the absolute FUCK out of that NIGGUH

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

If Conor's hawg is being called small then I'm in a lot of trouble

Why was Paulo shaking?

>>149840570
bappa you do realize demons are real

>>149840552
You prefer men thoughbeitever.

>>149840571
Shan't be watching unless they've got Sanko up there acting like a whore.

>>149840485
me reacting to conor penis

>tune into ONE
>giant white cutbabby beating on some thai midget that is clearly like 25lbs lighter than them
Genuinely every time. Why do they put these fights on?

>>149840621
what's the matter faggot scared of a little heem?
the thai was peaching him up at times

Chandler said gooby dick is small. Is Chandler secretly packing?

>>149840641
He's used to seeing BBC pounding his wife from the closet I'm afraid.

how many more fights on the ONE card, is it done soon?

>>149840650
That's the thing, nobody knows. Nobody is watching so nobody knows.

>>149840283
>topuria outgrappled charles
Oh he's the one that put in the heel hook?

>>149840650
main event now

>>149840641
If Mike really felt that way he would show Conor a real piece. Fact is not a single fighter has posted meng since Conor entered the fray.

>>149836476
This shit is retarded as hell.

>ONE
>Rizin
>K-1
>Invicta
>Anything 'BJJ'

>>149840650
>>149840666
actually there's one fight after the main event, must be running long

>>149840689
Dogs anally penetrate you.

Dustbin heems within the first three
Call out Ilia for the White House card
Puts the real BMF belt on the line
Heems him because of the stylistic matchup

Back on the beastiality fixation eh spams? I'll prey for you.

>>149840689
You watched so much transsexual pornography that you gave yourself autogynephilia.

>>149840701
Oh word, hopefully he doesn't actually retire after beating the breaks off Holloway I actually would pick him over Topuria.

paid paulo costa fight kapylov
du du du du
du du du du

>>149840707
>beastiality fixation

>prey

DDP moment.

>>149840724
Diamond Dustin Poirer moment

>>149840709
I'm afraid pakitranny developed flaming AGP by being raped by her old paki uncle

very islamic style of insults

>>149840732
Too real, this is going to rev him for sure.

>>149840597
I'm the demon nigguh, finna oink your pink piglet bussy and turn it into pulled pork.

Xadame called in backup from the rapedcord.

>>149840743
You're not a demon youre an internet addicted ugly weirdo who spams homosexual shit.

>>149840701
>shorter, swarming orthodox power puncher
>taller, longer, defensive counterpunching southpaw

Yeah I’m thinking kino

>>149836034 (OP)
Womb status?

Mentally deranged individual.

>>149840761
Squeal louder, boy.

the bible is real as heck excuse my language

>>149840779
Don't sign your posts with a BDC spunkin' through ya DDP, playa.

>>149840701
they could do Garth 3 for the white house
>>149840720
>I actually would pick him over Topuria
based on his southpaw?

>>149840808
The crazy part is the King James Version of the Holy Bible is actually completely and entirely true.

Thaisisters....

>>149840813
Based on his crispy boxing

Drew you literally scratched and tore chunks of flesh out of your back because you thought there were bugs under your skin.

>>149840818
God hates fags like you that suck off dogs and men.

Frangerian beatin the fuck out of this lil Thai bul

>>149840848
You think so? I disagree with the whole premise actually.

Xadame Armpiggy gettin' revved I fear.

a dynasty of dominance

>>149840844
Mass reply to every post from Drew so we know who it is.

>>149840864
I'll heem Alesandre in 2 years time when I make it to the ufc

Great we revved him, now what?

Talmbout Alexandre "Topuria" Pantoja?

guys post more screenshots I come here to read year old posts

>>149840857
Ya dead daddy spunked in ya armpiggy.

>>149840874
Xadame uses was/raped pronouns thoughsobeit.

I've never experienced psychosis.
I've never shat blood.
I've never had scabies.
I've never had sex with a man.

BAHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

>>149840903
Never had sex with anybody*

>>149836034 (OP)
muslim wife best base for mma

oh my god did you see this shit?!?!

>>149840904
You would post a screenshot about dogs.

>>149840934
Its about the guy who said "screenshot this" you dumbass. Holy airball.

>>149840903
>I've never had sex
While it's true you've never had physical contact with anyone in a sexual manner, you do participate in phone sex on discord with your American boyfriend every night

HOLY SHIT!!!!! CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS!!

They're writing fantasies again...
Meanwhile everything I post about Drew is true and self admitted by xer.

>>149840964
Is this true?

>>149840964
Please stop posting your DDP goon sesh fantasies.

>>149840283
Shartman lost to Gamrot. Topuria heemed Gamrot. Levels.

>>149840968
And your parents must be so proud.

>>149840978
Good on you for standing up for your boyfriend. That's so cute.

Alright this one isn't really a shock

>>149840647
Factual and confirmed true, Chandler is currently in the p4p rankings of AMERICA TOP KEK

>So anyway that's how I spent the better part of a decade seething about somebody on 4chan...

Hell of a life.

>>149840983
Ya dead daddy raped ya and ya momma hates you while she suckin' niggas off in Italy while you flick ya steatorrheaussy to Conor I'm afraid.

We don't sign our monitors here

>>149840988
Don't ride Xadame too hard xer necrosing AGPClitty finna snap off.

>>149840998
You've been seethin' and suckin' niggas off that long?..

>>149841025
He tanked that and went to finish Asspinall inside a minute afterwards.

>>149841018
>>149841029
What ya armpiggy did to ya dead daddy's thang sadly.

see you at the whitehouse mcgooner

What if Goob was a 1488 Hitler dictator instead of a 666 gooner?? *slaps knee*

>>149841018
>>149841029
>Xadame to black transsexual penises.

Xhe does get easily revved, and lonely.

>>149841072
Xhe's been trying to start a minecraft server too, it's all quite sad.

What's this, then?!

Pee Pevlin

nuke this thread

>>149841081
Po little AGPiggy...

I heard the losers and suckers are sharing screenshots of embarrassing posts!

Bodied those freaks

Beast of a thread

>>149840580
it's big. I have a 6 incher, I'm similar height but skinnier than Conor, and my dick doesn't look that impressive in the mirror.

found out the daddy posters are impersonating a /box/fag

>>149841165
Use some fucking sunscreen damn

why can't fighters just be honest with themselves

>>149841180
More likely explanation is that it's a /box/fag that came here for a larger audience.

>>149841180
whos the OG daddy?

>>149841192
Ya dead daddy came in ya armpiggy.

>>149841180
Kek based we do be gottin' ya lil' piggies sniffin' for clues.

>>149841192
i dont think so, he predates these 2 by several years. they clearly idolize him though they imitate all of his antics from calling his favorite fighters daddy to being obsessed with the anogenital region

>>149841213
Or, hear me out on this...OR it's just the same guy

>>149840641
cuckler is jon jones tier in terms of being an attention seeking whore

>>149841224
We are.

>>149841213
Keep sniffin' piggy!

>>149841224
plausible but why are there 2 of them now

I don't want either guy to lose guys. Im fucking screaming and crying and punching myself in the fucking head. If either guy loses I'm detonating an explosive device at an undisclosed location

Does anyone have any cool screenshots of my posts

>>149841235
Bappa I can pick up my phone and be another poster

>>149836081
Peach

>>149841268
OH SHIT DOO FUCKED UP

>>149841235
Piggy's snout is stuffed up!!!

>>149840921
all israeli women want to be raped by arabs

Paulo has the ape index of a brazza

>>149841278
Who doesn't?

>>149841290
If you posted that in the UK you'd be arrested.

Dana White reveals craziest goon sesh

Masturbating Dana's pink penis

RAM (Rape and Murder) Dana White

import snow to Dana's house and throw him and the snow into a Mickey's Fine Malt Liquor sponsored woodchipper

>>149840313
watch fags are so annoying

Dana White makes fights and rapes right

gooned to gane
in the octagon

enigmas never age, have you noticed that?

Dana White? More like the famous anal sex man

clicked on the hem but it didn't open. had to click it again.

>>149841422
Those big pecs of his are just straight up gyno fat

Dana "Nigge

>>149841470
Disgusting
Despicable
Move

so does trump get boo'd if he shows up at the next vegas ppv?

John Pork

>>149841485
Dan Ige

>>149841500
right wingers love peds so he'll probably be cheered more

BMF CURSE
SATADAY

>>149841541
You sound jealous.

Oh yeah he was jealous

favorite famous pedophile

I'll start

I'm jeealous of Movsars child bride

>>149841650
That woman in the back? Nice.

Yeah I'm Chinese

MMA equivalent of this photo?

Love Trump
simple as

The alien in Holloway's head has just burst free. Chills.

>>149841688
Since Justin has been retarded from birth will he be immune to CTE?

that smile...that damned smile

going to listen to korn and smoke pot

>>149841725
DA BOOM DA DA BOOM DA DA HEEMA

Max has a beautiful family. Beautiful life.

>>149841749
GO
>starts farting

>>149841754
What do you know behind closed doors?

>The original “Ultimate Fighter” was arrested and jailed on felony gun charges earlier today in Albuquerque, New Mexico, after allegedly firing shots into the air from a moving vehicle. “The Nightmare” is accused of felony shooting at or from a motor vehicle (no great bodily harm) and misdemeanor negligent use of a deadly weapon (discharge).

When will BJ Penn and Diego link up?

reckon diego and jon ever hooked up?

imagine the cte induced crimes 10 years from now

>>149841862
Why are Brits so gay?

>>149841873
we are already seeing how insane and brain damaged fighters are now that are just in their forties, imagine Gaychee in 5 years, probably going to try and suicide in front of a miniature christmas train

>>149841772
I'm him brother

>>149841887
NFL has been played since the 20s, we've had CTE'd niggas for almost a century now

>>149841887
Tony Benoit a year after getting heemed by Salt Papi

we cannot follow them

Peaches is red wine are a peach of a peach

So will he gas and get weemed by Fugitt?

>>149841947
Those are some very long legs or very short arms

>khamzat fighting for the title
>dill is fighting for food
Smeshbros... the shitcoin scam came back like a boomerang

OHHHHHHH!!!

>>149841987
12 inches isn't big.

Pisslam

MMA speaks for itself

>>149842057
Xhe's replying to xerself*

>>149842073
i agree

>>149842057
Who are you quoting?

SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND

>>149841909
I just find it funny cause it was touted as super safe for so long like eating a shin to your skull from a roided out caveman is a safer alternative

>>149836034 (OP)
what is this

WHAT UP YOUTUBE YOUTUUUBEE JOLIE POIRIER HERE WITH CUSTOMGROW420

>>149842089
I said it out loud to myself in my living room while perusing the thread

we aren't ready for heel holloway
heelloway

>>149841667
I'm sure Khabib wishes he was never a fanboy

>>149842174
bro looks fresh with new haircut
>>149842199
conor looks like he doesnt even workout

>>149841887
man was it even worth it for gaychee? all the money he earned will most likely be spent on hooking him on the machine for rest of his life when his brain dies.

>>149841928
streamable.com/wv7604

>>149842231
It's probably better than what he would have ended up, just some freak that let's people throw rocks at his head for a few dollars

>>149842254
based

need to take an Islam in the Arman lads brb

>>149842231
>I was born in CTE, molded by it.

Just took a Tony Ferguson's Legacy in the Tony Ferguson's mental capacity

>>149842085
Based

Just shat in the toilet

>>149841842
Albuquerque seems like a weird place

>>149839834
The best ratio is 1/3 meat and cheese and 2/3 veggies i can‘t stand those katz‘s type sandwiches

I get 3 day'd for off topic mentioning Evloevs child bride and these niggas talking about sandwiches all day

>D-Rod in some space chamber that fills you up with bonus oxygen MJ style
would it be against the rules to jump in one of these things like an hour before the fight? seems useful

>>149839834
>>149842371
bros everythings crazy expensive, just remove the meat yourself and save it

>>149842396
they're based, you though? total bitch

DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER

Im not sure how much longer I'll be able to continue to follow them for brehs...

Max. Fucking. Pilloway.

>>149842396
Too much googoogaga not enough gabagoo

>>149842410
killed that clown

>>149842396
i got 3 day'd once for ending a post with CSO because they said I was using signatures and avatarfagging

>>149842477
They are trying to silence us b stay strong

I've been permanently banned from /sp/ on three separate occasions

Callate tu puta madre, maricon.

>>149842477
drakeposter, who is not me, seemingly never got banned for his bullshit shtick

>>149842526
In English, doc

>>149842547
i forgot about that guy. i wonder if he is dead. someone that dedicated doesn't simply leave

>>149842571
One time was literally a week before I was moving across the country like ok buddy see you Monday

>>149842582
Janny has been failing to ban me for over 7 years now. Retarded little freak he is though.

sean strickland has been given the death penalty

>>149842669
>>149842669
>>149842669
>>149842669
>>149842669

>>149842317
>cleft lip
>wonk eyes
>water head
is inbreeding the best base for MMA?

>>149842396
WHO BAN MY FRIEND FINLAND? I'm starting to see red. Give me location.

JANNY GET YOUR FAT ASS OUT HERE RIGHT NOW