Thread 149836040

Mighty Brisbane Lions vs Middy Western Bulldogs - 7:40pm Gabba

why did that guy say "reddit XD"?

HEAVE HO UNNA

COUNTRY ROOOOOOOOADS

Peak NPC Sheeple Australian Male Core:
-poker
-fishing
-being a tradie
-drinking lager
-driving a 'ute' (pigfat truck)
-wearing flannelette
-having a mustache
-going to the barber

closer game than i thought so far

>>149836054
he's posting from the gabba and is mad about being called out

>>149836056
>entire crowd singing after the song stops
holy onions

>turn footy on
>bored immediately
>turn it off
anyone else?

>actually letting a woman cut your hair
Call me a sheeple redditor then I don't care

>>149836066
yeah this shit makes me seethe too, fucking focus on the game that's unfolding not your shit fucking karaoke session

>>149836058
moustaches can be good

the ring

>>149836067
Literally and unironically haven't even turned it on.

you are not the ultimate arbiter of all truth mate

is it just me but does afl remind you of ballet? all the leaping and stuff

>>149836058
>-going to the barber
what's the alternative, cutting it yourself?

>>149836085
yes i am

Is slow cooker essential for cooking a nice half leg of lamb or does the oven do the job? dont have slowcooker but could borrow one. its about 1.2kg

Told you the baseddogs will win.

the ground looks bright

>>149836066
>>149836077
boy do i have the shirt for you

the funny thing is that would have been a brisbane behind if play was allowed to go on, because dale ran through the wrong posts

>>149836109
maybe if it had a less zesty font i'd wear it to the gym

once spent a whole day and night on 4chan. So 24 hours, just to see if i could and i did

I have been inclined

>>149836111
thanks lynchy

>>149836091
depends what you're going for. slow cooker is by far the easiest prep and clean time stuff and if you like shredded flavorful meat it's probably the way to go. ovens can be particular about heat dispersion and rack height and shit. Been thinking about doing this myself to meal prep

I love hugging my wife at night and whispering in her ear "I'm into fat chicks".

>>149836091
Fucking scumbag murderer

>screens at the ground just simulcast the tv feed
fake footy stadium, every ground worth going to has their own camera crew

im the baddest mother fucker in this thread

>>149836079
for some reason modern day men are incapable of growing decent moustaches, compare it to the late 19th century with blokes like nietzsche, probably because of lower testosterone

bought another variegated ficus elastica

>>149836127
should put that in your cv mate

>>149836058
6/8 here, not sure if poker's been popular in 20 years though, and why you didn't just go for sports betting. probably because you're a degen punting addict

>>149835920
Except that Harley isn't a little bitch who had to go home after a year because he was homesick and missed mummy

>>149836170
>why dint you one thign thats a complete another thing

>>149836136
figured this, Surely wrapping it in foil in the oven & cooking at lower temp will have similar effect & keep the moisture in. cbf borrowing the slow cooker honestly

the dogs really kneeded that

It's you, you're the slow cooker KEK

>>149836177
I outlined why spazzo.

>>149836170
normie faggot retard prick cunt

the man with the highest recorded IQ ever believes and God and is a Donald Trump supporter, now think about that

and benubb dun gone ball bnup ding he did'nt bong the bbing bong gang dong gng ghgnbmnbgnhg

>>149836180
yea it's fine mate
just look up a good recipe on youtube from someone who looks like they know what they're doing

>>149836180
you do you my guy, if the pain of asking to borrow is too high then the results will be negligible. You'll just have to be more attentive to the oven instead of the slowcooker

>>149836170
I look like this and act like this

anyone watching the footy or nah

I'm watching Greg's kitchen reviewing a frozen aldi pizza

shut the fuck up

>>149836227
no im watching dexter the new series that just came out

>>149836227
fuck no, unadulterated NPC behaviour. instead cultivating my uniqueness to impress anons

footy is for fuckin retards lmao

Shit the fick ip

i have watched more animes than anyone itt

Why would I watch Dill & Laura's Faggotfest?
It's not the footy I used to know. It's pathetic. It's worthless

>>149836257
seen claymore? thats my fav for some raisin

History ended in 2016

>>149836058
all of those things are fine and some are very enjoyable

Footy ended in 2011

>>149836272
objectively incorrect

2016 was when history started again

when will you cunts realise, there is a method to my madness

>>149836091
Oven is better imo, but a good braise is nice too.

Shoving veggies up my bum and then going to cook them up in a stir-fry later

Sweet Caroline
Doo doo doo
Baby Shark
Doo doo doo-doo doo

Any chance you massive spastics are watching the game? The Hawks are looking seriously under pressure

>hey lets show a bunch of random crap that happened 5 minutes ago instead of the throwin
FUCK OFF

>>149836091
>>149836294
I have found white wine is a nice addition to roast lamb. Just splash it all over before you do salt, pepper and rosemary.

rabbitohs getting cunting arse raped lmao

>>149836322
it's a slopfest mate, gonna be grinding shit and Lions (who start slow but are still ahead) will pull away in the last half or last quarter. Can't believe I wasted another 5 years watching this shit after the coof broke the spell for me, what a joke.

theres a method to my madness

There is no such thing as the Biden era, just 12 years of the Trump era

game over

lions can't lose from here

>>149836338
Wrong thread you fucken retarded CUNT

>>149836322
Nah I'm shitposting and learning French

>>149836345
>12 years
getting a bit ahead of yourself lmao, cunt's dead in a few months

if bane lose this i'm going to fucking seethe, cunts will ruin it for every other top 9 team

>>149836360
Not for us collingchads

Let's just pray the opioid/ fentanyl crisis doesn't make it's way to our shores.

DADDY
daddy cool
DADDY

every game should have extremely biased commentary for the away team

whatever happened to kiddy coleman?

I’m an idiotic drunkard

>>149836384
acl then he got injured again i think and also brisbane stopped wanting to play him

>>149836385
based kingy

I'm an intelligent drubkard

>>149836380
ok hutchy

>>149836354
biden has been in much worse shape than trump for years and he's still alive

wtf jumpscare

battle of the father-son rorters

Fraudulent game for retards these days

>>149836384
Setback after his return game. He's been playing VFL but he's gonna need a few more games there to be match ready

>>149836058
0/8. I go to a salon because they're cheaper.

>>149836418
fucking THIS
just add collingwood as well, bunch of cheats the lot

>>149836418
truth nuke

I’ve seen enough, the Bulldogs aren’t even playing finals this year

method to my madness

>>149836412
A: delusional take
B: didn't say anything about natural causes

meth to my madness

>>149836281
lmao faggot

Gonna sperg the fuck out of if I don’t get some food in my belly soon

dunstall said retard again

i wish you could make save states irl

there is literally nothing wrong with fishing

Based dogsperg

I'm brewing a massive spergout tbqh

>>149836451
just ate chicken & rice gonna cook a steak later fuck you

Lads, Kai just posted

>>149836458
only someone who is mad, and lacking any method in their madness, would think this

Lads, Kai just posted

>>149836465
I caught a 45cm yellow belly yesterday (first one) I’m extremely happy with myself

>>149836477
i have method and don't say i don't

>>149836481
that's a good size yella
what did you catch it on

richards should think about getting his hands on the ball maybe

>>149836489
Worms

>>149836481
good for you mate, so you should be

>>149836489
the marital bed, fucking my wife

that was a leap

FUCKING POOF UMP
GAY FUCKING FAGGOT

brisbane are gonna win the flag

>>149836505
what did you mean by this

>>149836465
>>149836481
NPCs

how it feels waking up each morning being a bane fan

KILL ALL UMPIRES

>be born a rich hot woman
>hmm what am i gonna do with my life ehhhh fuck it i'll post my arse online

looks like brisbane had no...... prior

umpdogs

seems like a good game but I simply don't care I'm afraid

fucking hell washcroft is a pathetic flopper

I might just stop shaving

>>149836527
check

switching over to the cricket in 13 mins (zimbabwe v nz t20)

>>149836552
He was punched in the chin, you faggot

I feel it in my fingers
I feel it in my toes

lads, bailey just posted

>>149836561
yep and he milked it and fell over like a pussy instead of fighting back

>>149836561
he has a glass jaw, daicos wouldn't have felt anything

why the fuck did he just kick it like old school kek

Does the Gaybba still do it's faggy little country sing-along after every goal?

>>149836527
legit can't tell if this is AI or not, I'm through the looking glass
>>149836557
I've been there, just glad I didn't have to some back-stabbing cunt filming me

>>149836564
christmus is all around meh

what does he mean when it says he’s kick 37.20 goals?
how can you kick 20% of a game?

charlie cameron is so bad now, should retire end of year

The spergout I'm about to have will make the Holocaust look like a malicious Jewish lie

Will Ashcroft win another normie this year?

>Horses
How much more of a basic cunt can you be?

actually good song choice

I read between the lines
lines that most cannot even see

>>149836606
my brother in christ he's a nepobaby it's all he knows

Half time

>>149836602
just like Walters, he's fucking past it but at least he's body has held up in decent forwards line. Walters got battered while Treacy and Amiss were still shitters.

'Cause you're a sky, 'cause you're a sky full of stars
I'm gonna give you my heart
'Cause you're a sky, 'cause you're a sky full of stars
'Cause you light up the path
I don't care, go on and tear me apart
I don't care if you do, ooh-ooh, ooh
'Cause in a sky, 'cause in a sky full of stars
I think I saw you
'Cause you're a sky, 'cause you're a sky full of stars
I wanna die in your arms, oh, oh-oh
'Cause you get lighter the more it gets dark
I'm gonna give you my heart, oh

Kath looks like shit
bright colours are not her style

need some goyslop recs

Lost $350 on the dogs today

>>149836638
platoon

>>149836638
S.W.A.T. (2003)

>>149836640
theyre not out of it yet mate, could come back in the second half

my dad just beat me up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qnva-NNPbY

HER BRUISES FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADE FROM BLACK TO BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUE

BL = boy love

>>149836638
what's the vibe?

>>149836659
its baby louis

>>149836654
He probably did some niche market or first goal-kicker

>>149836655
based nick

True, read up on NAMBLA

WHOSE WINNIGN THE FUCKING FOOTY?

>>149836638
https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/257866/shredded-spam-tacos/

Any niggers been absolutely heemed in the footy tonight?
Love seeing niggers get heemed

might boot up some hll

idiot kid pisses me off that one, too much self confidence. no doubt a private school piece of shit

Might marathon an episode of King of the Hill (Season 3 or 4, not sure atm)

jason dunstall is a boring cunt
he never gets talked about
whats his fucking deal
what kinda skeletons does he have in his closet

>>149836708
Why's that mate?

>>149836737
How do manlets always win?

>>149836747
The idea of a monkey-tier brain getting CTE tickles me
I imagine it having to face off against a parrot or a dolphin in an IQ test (and losing!!)

>>149836602
He's changed his game. He was struggling at the start of the year but he's settled into his pressure role. He's actually really solid every week now. Actually watch the work he does off the ball.

>>149836744
Apparently he is gay (not memeing)

>>149836761
BAHAHAHHAHAHA

>>149836744
he gets mentioned here
https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/best-football-related-rumour-you-have-heard-from-someone-you-trust.1208031/

Why do you blokes say everyone is gay?

the difference between us? I think before I speak, the rest of you don't even think

>>149836767
Hahah it is a pretty funny thought isn't it

Posting from WoW
About to re-arrange some guts

>>149836749
They literally never do.

>>149836777
dunstall actually has rumours about that

>>149836765
im not memeing either
christian petracca is bisexual and no one ever listens to me
like i know this 100% as ive met someone who he sucked off at a club in the toilets

>>149836777
I just call things I don't like gay. Can't speak for everyone else here.

>>149836794
kek

half of you cunts dont even know what planet you're on

>>149836809
Earf.

>>149836797
I always felt he smiled too much

>>149836797
Weird how everyone listened to me about Travis Boak but not you about Petracca

>>149836624
O is the best track on that album

Do you blokes play croquet on the front lawn?

Petracca topped Heeney and the Colgate ad was a bit of a public humiliation by-play
It is very common in the gay world

FIVE GOALS WUN FROM SNAPZ

i’ll snap you cunt

>go travelling with the missus
>she’s like ‘meh’ at every historic or tourist sight we see (not externally but I can tell)
>get home
>put travel video of the same place on youtube
>OMG WOWZERS WE WERE JUST THERE WE SAW THIS WE SAW THAT
Explain this form of brainrot

There are no gay AFL footballers.

to be fucking honest with you lads i really don't give a fuck if a normie is gay or a lesbian. i just hate faggots and dykes. does that make sense? i hate the radical homos

>>149836749
it's staged bruv

i just hate trannies

The based gays are the closet chads that fuck blokes behind their girlfriends back

>>149836847
I do this

>>149836638
guzman y gomez or 'guzzie' as the lads call it

knew a guy who never had a job was always in a shit band & would post on fb every time the tiges won a match slagging off the losers

bont is tarnishing his legacy with this oil all over him bullshit

travelling is boring especially europe
oh wow some boring old buildings
yawn!

>>149836847
videos are custom made to hook brainlets, also the 4k, 8k what ever k we're up to hits dopamine centres harder than real life. Your missus (like most of us) is a fucking brainlet with an attention span that has dipped below the 8.5 seconds threshold of goldfish

>anon goes travelling with his partner
>instead of enjoying the trip he comes home and posts complaints about her here
Explain this form of brainrot

Trannies, Jews, Queers, Moslems, Women, Niggers -- this just the ice(((berg))) of the peooke I truly despise

>>149836871
you rang?

insane in the bris bane

>>149836894
*gary ablett jr likes this*

>>149836896
(insane in the bane)

I'm going insane I'm losing my fucken mind this is it it's all over the life is ending

>>149836894
out of this lot only women deserve forgiveness because they are children and children know not what they do

>>149836909
cool as

I wish I was intelligent and witty

>>149836918
I like this

i regret my actions

these umps want the dogs to win

connect my posts like some sort of puzzle, and you'll see the bigger picture

>>149836918
Thats every Australian

>>149836918
Honestly?
TRVKE
Cowardly Australia was not ready

>>149836930
it's cool man

>>149836871
sounds like a based chad apart from being a tigers fan

you are playing a game? i set the rules

Izzy was too based for this gay league

I hate religious cunts

eric hipwood has a premiership medal and good players like zach merrett don't

volumes

>>149836918
>fornicators
We can't have sex?

might start talking like a 90s wutang member

>>149836937
Good idea mate if only all your posts weren’t anonymous

>>149836918
pretty sure matt kennedy also liked this

jesus christ did neale just spergout chasing sanders?

Theres a lot of hate and anger in this general

Isambard Kingdom Brunel

>>149836958
Don’t talk the talk if you can’t walk the walk

>>149836918
and this was only le bad because of faggots

i miss summer cric

>>149836978
i'm sure she'll feel the same way in 10 years

>>149836978
I do hope she keeps us updated with how things are going in 10 years

>>149836978
Genuinely possessed by Satan
I pray for her

Football?

>>149836978
takes courage to post something like this, she is a role model dealing with the hard truths most can't face

>>149836978
I might try and embody this based bitch energy

>>149836987
the chucker in its natural habitat

A young Marion Cotillard is the dream gf. Imagine sucking on those big milkers and then cuddling and talking about how the moon landing was faked and the jews did 9/11

I don't think I've been completely sober since 2022, not sure how I'm still alive

>>149836988
>>149836990
>>149836991
>>149836995
*holding fingers close together mocking penis size emoji*

I need a good massage

ermm jannies?? cleanup in aisle non sports discussion!?

>>149836978
Israel Folau would have a lot to say about her

I haven't been sober for more than a month since I was 17 years and 6 months

How's your SC team doing lads? I'm top 10k atm.

>>149837015
This but 15 and more than two weeks

>>149837016
gave up 2 months ago

>>149836978
lucky because she'd already be classified as a geriatric pregnancy.

We're all on ice

>>149837030
based iggs 2006 premiership team

I found alcohol and said ’you’re good enough for me’

>>149836918
media, rugby au and kuantas all zeroed in on the homosexuals part and flat out ignored everything else

rulesperg are you okay?
are you okay?
are you okay rulesperg?

alcohol is reddit

Dusting speed over a girls cunt and then licking it all up is one of the greatest experiences of my life
I can still feel my heart start to race and consciousness heighten as I put my cock down her throat

i've sold meth coke and e to many current afl players

last year was probs the only time ever where the two runners up from the past 2 years faced off in the grand final

Why can't the doggos match it with the top sides?

>>149837035
michael braun was in court today got a fine for belting his misso

every tattoo looks so bad

LISTEN TO THIS DILL YOU MAGGIT DOG
THIS THREAD IS AN INDICTMENT ON YOUR MODERN QUEERFL
NO ONE WATCHES NO ONE CARES
DEATH TO AFL HOUSE DWATH TO THE AFL
RETVRN TO TRVTH AND THE PAST

>>149837050
2011

>>149837048
>>149837049
/r/ThatHappened

cashed out my bet before vandameer went off

>>149837060
This tbdesu

>>149837064
shiet

>>149837064
collingwood WON the 2010 flag you fucking WANKSTAIN

so happy i didn't get those gay little scribble tattoos when they were trendy

Dusting speed over my wifes cunt and then licking it all off the bulls cock is one of the greatest experiences of my life
I can still feel my heart start to race and consciousness heighten as her bull put his cock down her throat

>>149836978
sad, very sad.

I just a very meta little tattoo -- a circle of text around my anus that says "SPIT FIRST"

thicc mulatto gf 2026

>>149837084
I got heaps fuck my life

>>149836895
gyno

>>149837084
>said no woman ever

>>149837084
the marketa vondrousova special

I bet some of the spergs in this thread haven't ever had coke blown up their bum

According to the gossiping faggots in bigfooty Jason Dunstall used to belt his ex wife

Controversial opinion but gays are evil

>>149837084
based me

I bet some of the spergs in this thread haven't ever had their wifes bull blow up their bum

>>149837114
BASED

>>149836959
if they weren't, it'd be too easy

Girls do poos too

>>149837060
fuckhead, you wouldn't know your ear from your arse hole. dumb cunt fuckwit

yep thanks for proving my point chump

Okay, okay, you've all had your fun
Now
This is a FINAL warning
Follow the rules of this board, otherwise yoy will be getting warnings and bans
Okay
Now play nice
You've had your fun

>>149837144
you proved my point

>>149837048
Prefer Wizz Fizz myself

>>149837140
NEED her diet plan

>>149837161
Cum mostly

FUCKING HELL, CAN SOMEONE FUCKING FINISH GOING INSIDE 50 OR KICKING AT GOAL FUCK ME

these are the worst

>>149837140
How hardcore is her stuff

I know, I have a crippling scat porn addiction

>>149837175
p hard

i don't have any tattoos

>>149837176
What's crippling about it?

i like to watch hot women pissing, shitting and farting

>>149837182
crisp

i got freo 2013 premiers across my arse cheeks

>>149837182
Based.

Poo shit bum piss Football League
Brought to you by homosexuality and weakness

I can understand fascination with women's buttholes; they're very aesthetic, but poo is just yuck.

>>149837188
same

>>149837182
>>149837189
>>149837194
this isnt the Incel Support Club boys

my swans will win tomorrow and be 1 step closer to making the 8

>>149837140
dead eyed fat horse

Cheers to whoever said to get on the tackles last thread, have a ripper weekend
Wet weather tackles always wins

Sex is a humilation ritual

hope you blokes are holding up alright considering colbert show is cancelled

I'm logging out of my 4chan account for the night

>>149837216
cunt should get the rope

>>149837214
>cashed out
good goy

Shit piss nigger Fartball League

>>149837201
cringe

Go lions go
roar roaaaar

Eric Hipwood is a sex pest

Watching footy in 2025 is an act of peak cuckdom
I haven't seen a game in probably 10 weeks now

Go dockies

Doggies are never beating their flat track bullies label.

imagine if kath capped us on her insta

>>149837214
nw lad
i cashed out mine too

have it on good authority that Eric Hipwood is banned from working in childcare centres after an "incident"

my wife has a tatoo on her soles that says 'aim here' makes footjobs fun

Eric "Revoked Blue Card" Hipwood

the uber eats no yes advertisements seem like something that only indians would find amusing

>>149837255
>have it on good authority
Nobody talks to you mate

>>149837272
true, not even my dad likes em & he laughs at almost every ad

>>149837276
news (.) com (.) au is a good authoritative source.

me and the misso announced are baby today

BOOM
here comes the
BOOM
ready or not

my BUM is POOEY and SMELLY

>>149836918
dis you?

>>149837306
Is that Kyrgios?

i don't think that brisbane are all that

turn your sadness into anger

Very sad that most people I know will almost certainly go to hell.

is this game worth watching

scumps are ruining this shit

>>149837326
this but the bulldogs

>>149837306
beyond cringe

>>149837326
Their best is one of the best in the competition, they just kinda inconsistent.

>Third quarter
>3.7 or something
Would've absolutely put this game away if they could kick straight.

brisbane v bulldogs could be a match in nrl too ahah

>>149837326
their main problem is kicking twice as many behinds as goals
they do it every 2nd game

>>149837306
>kid being born with parents that are already posting its life all over goybook

hipwood looks like hes had a nosejob & his cheekbones shaved down

i weep for the children

>>149837374
same

>>149837306
darcy moore could never

>>149837374
weep from where? ;)

fuck me hipwood is so fucking SHIT

bulldogs can suck my cock

>>149837359
Brisbane have not kicked twice as many behinds as goals in any of their games this season.

>>149837374
yeah bruv they never had a fighting chance, it's Idiocracy but worse

>>149837372
no he's just a pure iberian bvll

>>149837391
hyperbole my friend

>>149837364
They'll likely be bored of it and have it out of their system by the time the kid has some awareness. Probably.

>>149837384
penrith maccas 5 minutes nonce cunt i'll deck ya

i’ve never seen idiocracy

port qdelaide

Death, death, to the AFL

>>149837391
They kick like 5 out on the fulls per game. That makes up the difference.

>>149837409
it's pretty good 2bh

i’ve never had sex
i don’t have any tattoos
i’ve never sucked a penis
i’ve never tried any drugs
i haven’t seen my team win a flag

>>149837405
lol never such a case where that happens
normies will normie no matter what

>>149837421
ive done all these except get a tattoo

>>149837406
you'll be weeping I can guarantee that

>>149837421
i’ve done all of those except suck a penis

banebros....Is it over...

Where is Darcy? Only started watching the last quarter and haven't seen him at all.

https://www.news.com.au/technology/motoring/on-the-road/aussie-ebike-riders-shock-blame-game-after-roundabout-crash-with-car/news-story/d061e4f5f8239a2209746dc7ea0b126a
kek another tradie fuckwit got cleaned up by a car, fucking retards

there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth when daicos is holding up the premiership cup in a few months from now.

Same

>>149837409
it's good

is Moby based or cringe?

i've seen enough

neither of these teams is beating collingwood on the last saturday in september

>>149837449
he'd eat a steak if it were served on natalie portman's naked body

>>149837421
does it count if it's your own penis?

>>149837437
Where is Darcy?
Wet on Wellington probably

>>149837454
Take note of her subscriber count and check again in a week.

ducking hell lions are shit

>>149837421
same

>>149837442
Yeah, Brisbane will be understandably upset when he crashes their premiership photo.

bailey kwab nice 05 kek

commentators are barracking hard

>>149837454
the only thing worse is an OF girl that completely removes all her stuff and never comes back.

>>149837421
>i’ve never had sex
I have
>i don’t have any tattoos
I don't have any
>i’ve never sucked a penis
have never
>i’ve never tried any drugs
have plenty
>i haven’t seen my team win a flag
have never (Fred)

>>149837454
kek, they never learn

two orangutans are in the spa and one say to the other 'oooh oooh oooh ahhh ahha ahhh', to which the other orangutan replies 'if it's too hot for you I can turn it down.'

>>149837483
not bad

i don't get asmr

>>149837454
get a handle on your life

i could easily go vegetarian but i wont, i could though and i'd be fine

>>149837483
you need a soul to feel pain

>>149837494
>nnnnooo you cant relax

Americans like to let you know that they know about The Chats or The Big Lez Show

>>149837449
Aren’t tattoos made from animals?

why eat veg only when meat products are superior in every way

>>149837509
never heard of either

>>149837479
my gf from hs did that

really good for the game this

>>149837508
>getting depressed that some slag you follow posts with her husband
>relaxing
sure mate

From this angle, we can see that all momentum of the game has vanished

whateley trying to be all blokey is gigacringe

eating meat is reddit

>>149837504
saythatagain!

whateley has a gayer voice than the arc guy

>>149837421
5/5 here, i am drilling these university of life quizzes

>>149837530
>i read posts literally and dont understand metatextuality
you are reddit

I eat my steaks cooked to hell and slathered in sauce

wouldn't mind putting my dick inside something if you hear what i'm saying

You prepared for Darcy to kick the game winning goal after the siren? Will be wall to wall sucking him off all week.

OH NO

FUCK

veganism is borderline pagonism and nature worship

>>149837558
based trump

Turned the footy on

>>149837559
I want someone to put their dick in me

Turned the footy off

commentary box flat as fuck kek

lets all laugh at brisbane

>>149837554
>y-yuh rebbit
ok mate

>>149836040 (OP)
>kick more goals
>lose
not sure this semen slurping sport is for me

>>149837581
based jhf

right, time for second dinner.

>>149837604
>Kick more points
>Win
All as it should be.

>>149837604
Your a fekkin tard

show yourself you dumb cunt

>>149837604
>kick more goals
?

wew
not a bane customer but needed them to win that
kicking straight would've helped fuck over the dogs' % though

my wifes vagina is tickling when i fuck her she giggles lol

we postmaxxin btw

sacre bleu!

>>149837621
How big is your penis, son?

>>149837629
Are French people white?

>>149837629
she needs a good mouth fucking

Footy goes so late

Are Australians white? I mean the british are nowhere near as white as the nordics or germans

>26 scoring shots to 16
That's a thumping.

We kicked the winning score

>>149834351
>>149834406

>>149837654
what position did you play mate?

>TdF decided so basically a 2 week circle jerk now
What is there for late night kino now?

>>149837637
not anymore

>>149837664
lucyaura Taboo QoS Mommy Teaches Son about BNWO with BBC

>>149837664
baseball overnight at stupid o clock starts up again tonight

>>149837637
No but Barnaby French

/nrl/ is on fire tonight

>>149837335
yep all the people that mock and throw stones at daicos

>>149837664
>TdF
i don't know what this is

>>149837672
stop it. get some help

Might play with my winky

>>149837616
>>149837616
>>149837616
where you at cunt? beating your bushpig wife because your bet lost?

>>149837683
Tiff back?

Lions can manage to make games they dominate so fucking stressful to watch. Wish they could kick straight.

PRIDE IS BORN
FROM ISOLATION

anything good on sbs tonight?

>>149837683
No one cares.

>>149837707
jealousy is not a good look on you sweetheart

reckon the lions shouldn’t have dropped 6 points against the roos and dees

>>149837616
The twist was he does not in fact know footy.

>>149837700
Can't even get the words right.

>>149837711
grim post

>>149837700
huh?

i wash myself with a raaag on a stick

>>149837711
>He says posting in the thread about the sport he claims to hate but can't stay away from

you know what would be a shit childhood growing up in watching the footy?

this one lol

>>149837728
based emma hawkins

>>149837712
they'll still almost certainly finish 2nd

>>149837728
Based.

Friday night footy finishes too early.

>>149837739
there should be a late game in perth that starts straight away the first game ends

>>149837686
A real estate program showcasing homes that anon might want to buy.

>>149837735
its mrs pink now mate
tommohawk is retired therefore not live canon
sorry i dont make the rules its just how we gotta be

Reckon if I ask Kath out on a date she'd say "yes"?

>>149837750
sublet from his mum* iykwim haha

>>149837760
Are you married?

>>149837760
is "no" an option in this reality?

>>149837764
not me im not

>>149837764
What does that matter?

>>149837739
thats what she said lmao

>>149837770
Very important for Kath.

How many cups of tea a day is too many?

>>149837770
answer the fucking question

>sbs showing bikes instead of porn
fucking BULLSHIT

I'm a deeply flawed individual.

>>149837790
This is not the country I grew up in.

>>149837790
If only there was some other way to watch porn.

>>149837683
wow they’ve almost reach the bump limit!
almost

I watch an ungodly amount of pornography.

>>149837795
i drive

Zorko would be closing in on 400 games if he’d been drafted in his draft year

>>149837790
Their movie channel.
French movie about a guy's mother marrying a guy in prison. Expect lots of hag sex.

>>149837805
maybe they'd go over if they constantly off-topic posted like a bunch of poofs

>>149837790
>parents used to thwart my attempts to record Erotic Tales on VHS
total boomer genocide

pizza time

did you guys watch that show ‘naked and funny’ on comedy central? with those ukrainian girls with massive tits

porn is gay

>>149837865
never seen nushi in my life and its the second most popular name

SWANNY will fix the AFL.
LAURA KANES NEW ROLE SHOULD BE WASHING THE DISHES

>>149837790
it was on SBS 2. it was a special on spanking. watched some bloke get dressed into leathers as a horse and then flicked it back to the footy la

>>149837824
Insane that he might still end up the Lions games record holder despite being 23 when he played his first game of AFL. It will be tight but definitely possible.

I give up on trying to lose weight

>>149837884
classic sbs

Friday night kino:
mpv 'https://hamada.gaki-no-tsukai.stream/hls/test.m3u8'

>>149837863
Yes I watched it when I was 11

>>149837902
I give up and start again everyday

>>149837881
>LAURA KANES NEW ROLE SHOULD BE WASHING THE DISHES
She's chief executive of making sandwiches over at the AFLW now. She can do whatever the fuck she wants there. No one cares.

>>149837902
crisp misso

bulldogs are toast
middle table for the foreseeable future i think possibly a decline next year?

What is wrong with you blokes?

Just farted holy kek

>>149837938
miss my old glasses

i usually don't mind the dogs but i had an utter dogsperg spastic a row behind me who called out utter shit and had no ideas what the rules were, i just started calling him a dickhead by the end. sick of arrogant fuckheads who know nothing about footy being mouthy in the fucking members section.

>>149837938
i have a sore tooth

>>149837938
Asperger’s

>>149837938
im looking for his old glasses

>>149837902
ice + laborious job mate

>>149837919
They could improve. Doesn't seem like they'll be losing anyone, Darcy will get better and they'll get their number one ducker back up forward. Still not like other teams won't improve either.

>>149837954
I’d rather drink and sit on my arse tbqh

>>149837947
he owned you lol

>>149837902
don't eat for like 3-4 days straight once a month

>>149837865
type your name into the search box and post results to prove you're white

imagine being a dumb tradie kek

>>149837938
I don't like people very much.

>>149837947
welcome to reality in melbourne
dogs fans are legitmate spergs

I know I'm fucking white you cunt

>>149837962
yeah owned me hard because his shit team lost and was behind 99% of the game, stupid faggot

*beep*

>>149837967
surname of course

>>149837967
mogged

im too stupid to even be a tradie

My hair looks fucking incredible tonight

>has to spend an extra hour in the morning at the gym cause he sits on his arse all day
couldn't be me lmao

>>149837938
just a mild cold

>>149837967
there’s no results for mcdonald-tipungwuti :(

Wish I had the type of Asperger’s where I was cringe and outgoing and fitted in with the nerdy crew and had fun on games nights and vidya instead my Asperger’s made me this fucking husk of a man totally isolated from humanity a total freakazoid in human skin

so, have you solved my puzzle?

>>149837863
why? did that just get btfo by white phosphorous?

weight loss is 90% diet 10% exercise

all you need to be a tradie is be okay with taking advantage of old people or struggling single parents who don't know better by over charging them

>>149837865
>>149837967
>>149837991
MR WORLDWIDE

>>149838015
It's 100% diet. Can't out exercise slop.

>>149837629
>attending an AFL

>>149837863
still the ukraine's biggest contribution to society

>>149837967
I'm white and have a very white surname but that doesn't prove much. My dad could've married a brown person and I'd still have the same last name even if I were a mutt.

>>149838015
i would say 99% diet
your body will get used to moderate exercise after 1 month and you will no longer be able to easily lose weight from it

>>149838021
H O T E L

M O T E L

H O L I D A Y I N N
O
L
I
D
A
Y
I
N
N

I need to bulk up

a nefarious person could use those screenshots to doxx your surname you know

I am the geoguessr king

my surname is smith
do what you want with that

>>149838040
Oh yeah? And what are they gonna do with that info?

his first name?
john

my surname is strafford

>>149838058
What’s your first name

>>149838058
Make some new Linux videos, Luke.

>>149838070
Muhammad.

>>149838070
will

where my jaiyden & brydeny @?!?

>>149838052
based rainbolt

I played geoguesser for a month but payed for it for a year

>>149838026
You can also search your mother's maiden name and both your grandmother's maiden names etc

>>149838070
teghn
my name is teghn smith

was watching naked attraction earlier and fell in love with the blue contestant with a very hairy cunt

finna get fucking JACKED

>>149838087
Teghn seems like a pretty good name desu

>>149838052
get on my level on ethnoguessr

>>149838070
not telling but my middle names are peter devereux

>>149838093
Oh really? And how are you gonna do that?

>>149838093
this but something that rhymes with it

>>149838099
Reminds me of phlegm.

>>149838087
>>149838099
How do you get Ten from that?
>Tegan
>Tekken
All seem more likely.

>>149838099
Sounds a bit too Ir*sh for my liking

I'm Zhang. No representation in afl for me

>>149838101
at least go for Methampheticles or something

why are you showing me these things

nice footy discussion guys

>>149838087
>his
People are going to call this boy "Teagan" which is a girls name not knowing how to pronounce it

>>149838112
bro what the gh is silent

>>149838112
It’s a slightly more throaty pronunciation

>>149838084
Mum's maiden name is pretty much same distribution.

Who even won the footy tonight kek

>>149837863
some of those knockers were incredible

Finna smoke a dart even though I’ll deeply regret smelling and tasting like smoke

>>149838137
brisbane by teghn points

the doggies are deadset awful

>>149838118
I would get a real kick out of this chick being in my class and seeing teachers try and read her name off the roll call for the first time.

>>149838148
gross

finna call my kid THIRTEEEN

Fox Sports makes the gayest video packages with the most cringe narrations from that faggot Matt Nable

Anyone up for a fight? Meet me at essendon station in 20 minutes. Let's fucking go.

movie night on the discord, we're watching a camrip of the new Superman

remember when teghn kennelly did a jig on the podium getting his premiership medal

I have an irish surname

Wish I had some cash to hire a prostitute to come over and give me a massage. Wouldn't even bang her, too tired, I just want a massage.

might get some chinese delivered for a special treat

lol

Guess where my mothers side of the family is from

>>149838176
remember when rhyce shaw quoted a flavour of the month meme getting his premiership medal

>>149838197
van der kaffir

>>149838197
Wales

>>149838197
Based De Boer

Wastin' away again in Margaritaville
That's where this ship is headed
Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt
Salt, salt, salt
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame
But I know it's my own damn fault

release the goldstein files

Might cook a couple snags and listen to a podcast

Might kick a couple snags and listen to a podcast

>>149838247
Cook*

>>149838249
Fuck, I'm tired. I meant "a" instead of "no".

the humble 11pm snag

they should play an afl game starting at midnight local time somewhere

>>149838265
they should play a game above the arctic circle

>>149838265
they should have done this during the footy frenzy

i just got raped by a pack of niggers

cs2 jailbreak servers was the game

>>149838282
based Melbournian

>>149838282
Did ya? Did ya really?

>>149838282
based mel gibsons wife

>>149838301
well i wouldn’t call it rape exactly haha

>>149838282
It was your fault. All right? Because you provoked it.

>>149838282
based fran drescher

god she was so hot in the nanny

>>149838278
we didnt appreciate footy frenzy when we had it. fuck how good was it to watch footy on wednesday night instead of married at first sight

the years i enjoyed footy the least were the years /afl/ was at its slowest, if /afl/ ceased to exist i probably would stop watching footy apart from my own team

The fat funny kid from fairbairn films got really skinny and it’s so weird and has killed their videos which desu were never that good but were kinda sovl because of the fat kid

getting another outcall prossie with my gambling winnings lads

Why couldn't they have put one of the Sunday matches on Saturday night?

>>149838374
lockydee was unreal posting

the pain is back

>>149838417
What made it go away?