Mighty Brisbane Lions vs Middy Western Bulldogs - 7:40pm Gabba
why did that guy say "reddit XD"?
Peak NPC Sheeple Australian Male Core:
-poker
-fishing
-being a tradie
-drinking lager
-driving a 'ute' (pigfat truck)
-wearing flannelette
-having a mustache
-going to the barber
closer game than i thought so far
>>149836054he's posting from the gabba and is mad about being called out
>>149836056>entire crowd singing after the song stopsholy onions
>turn footy on
>bored immediately
>turn it off
anyone else?
>actually letting a woman cut your hair
Call me a sheeple redditor then I don't care
>>149836066yeah this shit makes me seethe too, fucking focus on the game that's unfolding not your shit fucking karaoke session
>>149836058moustaches can be good
>>149836067Literally and unironically haven't even turned it on.
you are not the ultimate arbiter of all truth mate
is it just me but does afl remind you of ballet? all the leaping and stuff
>>149836058>-going to the barberwhat's the alternative, cutting it yourself?
Is slow cooker essential for cooking a nice half leg of lamb or does the oven do the job? dont have slowcooker but could borrow one. its about 1.2kg
Told you the baseddogs will win.
ihsc
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>>149836066>>149836077boy do i have the shirt for you
the funny thing is that would have been a brisbane behind if play was allowed to go on, because dale ran through the wrong posts
>>149836109maybe if it had a less zesty font i'd wear it to the gym
once spent a whole day and night on 4chan. So 24 hours, just to see if i could and i did
>>149836091depends what you're going for. slow cooker is by far the easiest prep and clean time stuff and if you like shredded flavorful meat it's probably the way to go. ovens can be particular about heat dispersion and rack height and shit. Been thinking about doing this myself to meal prep
I love hugging my wife at night and whispering in her ear "I'm into fat chicks".
>>149836091Fucking scumbag murderer
>screens at the ground just simulcast the tv feed
fake footy stadium, every ground worth going to has their own camera crew
im the baddest mother fucker in this thread
>>149836079for some reason modern day men are incapable of growing decent moustaches, compare it to the late 19th century with blokes like nietzsche, probably because of lower testosterone
bought another variegated ficus elastica
>>149836127should put that in your cv mate
>>1498360586/8 here, not sure if poker's been popular in 20 years though, and why you didn't just go for sports betting. probably because you're a degen punting addict
>>149835920Except that Harley isn't a little bitch who had to go home after a year because he was homesick and missed mummy
>>149836170>why dint you one thign thats a complete another thing
>>149836136figured this, Surely wrapping it in foil in the oven & cooking at lower temp will have similar effect & keep the moisture in. cbf borrowing the slow cooker honestly
the dogs really kneeded that
It's you, you're the slow cooker KEK
>>149836177I outlined why spazzo.
>>149836170normie faggot retard prick cunt
the man with the highest recorded IQ ever believes and God and is a Donald Trump supporter, now think about that
and benubb dun gone ball bnup ding he did'nt bong the bbing bong gang dong gng ghgnbmnbgnhg
>>149836180yea it's fine mate
just look up a good recipe on youtube from someone who looks like they know what they're doing
>>149836180you do you my guy, if the pain of asking to borrow is too high then the results will be negligible. You'll just have to be more attentive to the oven instead of the slowcooker
>actually poker is a game of skill, not chance.
>>149836170I look like this and act like this
anyone watching the footy or nah
I'm watching Greg's kitchen reviewing a frozen aldi pizza
>>149836227no im watching dexter the new series that just came out
>>149836227fuck no, unadulterated NPC behaviour. instead cultivating my uniqueness to impress anons
footy is for fuckin retards lmao
i have watched more animes than anyone itt
Why would I watch Dill & Laura's Faggotfest?
It's not the footy I used to know. It's pathetic. It's worthless
>>149836257seen claymore? thats my fav for some raisin
>>149836058all of those things are fine and some are very enjoyable
>>149836272objectively incorrect
2016 was when history started again
when will you cunts realise, there is a method to my madness
>>149836091Oven is better imo, but a good braise is nice too.
Shoving veggies up my bum and then going to cook them up in a stir-fry later
Sweet Caroline
Doo doo doo
Baby Shark
Doo doo doo-doo doo
Any chance you massive spastics are watching the game? The Hawks are looking seriously under pressure
>hey lets show a bunch of random crap that happened 5 minutes ago instead of the throwin
FUCK OFF
>>149836091>>149836294I have found white wine is a nice addition to roast lamb. Just splash it all over before you do salt, pepper and rosemary.
rabbitohs getting cunting arse raped lmao
>>149836322it's a slopfest mate, gonna be grinding shit and Lions (who start slow but are still ahead) will pull away in the last half or last quarter. Can't believe I wasted another 5 years watching this shit after the coof broke the spell for me, what a joke.
theres a method to my madness
There is no such thing as the Biden era, just 12 years of the Trump era
game over
lions can't lose from here
>>149836338Wrong thread you fucken retarded CUNT
>>149836322Nah I'm shitposting and learning French
>>149836345>12 yearsgetting a bit ahead of yourself lmao, cunt's dead in a few months
if bane lose this i'm going to fucking seethe, cunts will ruin it for every other top 9 team
>>149836360Not for us collingchads
Let's just pray the opioid/ fentanyl crisis doesn't make it's way to our shores.
every game should have extremely biased commentary for the away team
whatever happened to kiddy coleman?
Iโm an idiotic drunkard
>>149836384acl then he got injured again i think and also brisbane stopped wanting to play him
I'm an intelligent drubkard
>>149836354biden has been in much worse shape than trump for years and he's still alive
battle of the father-son rorters
Fraudulent game for retards these days
>>149836384Setback after his return game. He's been playing VFL but he's gonna need a few more games there to be match ready
>>1498360580/8. I go to a salon because they're cheaper.
>>149836418fucking THIS
just add collingwood as well, bunch of cheats the lot
Iโve seen enough, the Bulldogs arenโt even playing finals this year
>>149836412A: delusional take
B: didn't say anything about natural causes
Gonna sperg the fuck out of if I donโt get some food in my belly soon
dunstall said retard again
i wish you could make save states irl
there is literally nothing wrong with fishing
I'm brewing a massive spergout tbqh
>>149836451just ate chicken & rice gonna cook a steak later fuck you
>>149836458only someone who is mad, and lacking any method in their madness, would think this
>>149836465I caught a 45cm yellow belly yesterday (first one) Iโm extremely happy with myself
>>149836477i have method and don't say i don't
>>149836481that's a good size yella
what did you catch it on
richards should think about getting his hands on the ball maybe
>>149836481good for you mate, so you should be
>>149836489the marital bed, fucking my wife
FUCKING POOF UMP
GAY FUCKING FAGGOT
brisbane are gonna win the flag
>>149836505what did you mean by this
how it feels waking up each morning being a bane fan
>be born a rich hot woman
>hmm what am i gonna do with my life ehhhh fuck it i'll post my arse online
looks like brisbane had no...... prior
seems like a good game but I simply don't care I'm afraid
fucking hell washcroft is a pathetic flopper
I might just stop shaving
switching over to the cricket in 13 mins (zimbabwe v nz t20)
>>149836552He was punched in the chin, you faggot
I feel it in my fingers
I feel it in my toes
>>149836561yep and he milked it and fell over like a pussy instead of fighting back
>>149836561he has a glass jaw, daicos wouldn't have felt anything
why the fuck did he just kick it like old school kek
Does the Gaybba still do it's faggy little country sing-along after every goal?
>>149836527legit can't tell if this is AI or not, I'm through the looking glass
>>149836557I've been there, just glad I didn't have to some back-stabbing cunt filming me
>>149836564christmus is all around meh
what does he mean when it says heโs kick 37.20 goals?
how can you kick 20% of a game?
charlie cameron is so bad now, should retire end of year
The spergout I'm about to have will make the Holocaust look like a malicious Jewish lie
Will Ashcroft win another normie this year?
>Horses
How much more of a basic cunt can you be?
actually good song choice
I read between the lines
lines that most cannot even see
>>149836606my brother in christ he's a nepobaby it's all he knows
>>149836602just like Walters, he's fucking past it but at least he's body has held up in decent forwards line. Walters got battered while Treacy and Amiss were still shitters.
'Cause you're a sky, 'cause you're a sky full of stars
I'm gonna give you my heart
'Cause you're a sky, 'cause you're a sky full of stars
'Cause you light up the path
I don't care, go on and tear me apart
I don't care if you do, ooh-ooh, ooh
'Cause in a sky, 'cause in a sky full of stars
I think I saw you
'Cause you're a sky, 'cause you're a sky full of stars
I wanna die in your arms, oh, oh-oh
'Cause you get lighter the more it gets dark
I'm gonna give you my heart, oh
Kath looks like shit
bright colours are not her style
Lost $350 on the dogs today
>>149836638S.W.A.T. (2003)
>>149836640theyre not out of it yet mate, could come back in the second half
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qnva-NNPbY
HER BRUISES FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADE FROM BLACK TO BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUE
>>149836638what's the vibe?
>>149836659its baby louis
>>149836654He probably did some niche market or first goal-kicker
WHOSE WINNIGN THE FUCKING FOOTY?
>>149836638https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/257866/shredded-spam-tacos/
Any niggers been absolutely heemed in the footy tonight?
Love seeing niggers get heemed
idiot kid pisses me off that one, too much self confidence. no doubt a private school piece of shit
Might marathon an episode of King of the Hill (Season 3 or 4, not sure atm)
jason dunstall is a boring cunt
he never gets talked about
whats his fucking deal
what kinda skeletons does he have in his closet
>>149836708Why's that mate?
>>149836737How do manlets always win?
>>149836747The idea of a monkey-tier brain getting CTE tickles me
I imagine it having to face off against a parrot or a dolphin in an IQ test (and losing!!)
>>149836602He's changed his game. He was struggling at the start of the year but he's settled into his pressure role. He's actually really solid every week now. Actually watch the work he does off the ball.
>>149836744Apparently he is gay (not memeing)
>>149836744he gets mentioned here
https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/best-football-related-rumour-you-have-heard-from-someone-you-trust.1208031/
Why do you blokes say everyone is gay?
the difference between us? I think before I speak, the rest of you don't even think
>>149836767Hahah it is a pretty funny thought isn't it
Posting from WoW
About to re-arrange some guts
>>149836749They literally never do.
>>149836777dunstall actually has rumours about that
>>149836765im not memeing either
christian petracca is bisexual and no one ever listens to me
like i know this 100% as ive met someone who he sucked off at a club in the toilets
>>149836777I just call things I don't like gay. Can't speak for everyone else here.
half of you cunts dont even know what planet you're on
>>149836797I always felt he smiled too much
>>149836797Weird how everyone listened to me about Travis Boak but not you about Petracca
>>149836624O is the best track on that album
Do you blokes play croquet on the front lawn?
Petracca topped Heeney and the Colgate ad was a bit of a public humiliation by-play
It is very common in the gay world
FIVE GOALS WUN FROM SNAPZ
>go travelling with the missus
>sheโs like โmehโ at every historic or tourist sight we see (not externally but I can tell)
>get home
>put travel video of the same place on youtube
>OMG WOWZERS WE WERE JUST THERE WE SAW THIS WE SAW THAT
Explain this form of brainrot
There are no gay AFL footballers.
to be fucking honest with you lads i really don't give a fuck if a normie is gay or a lesbian. i just hate faggots and dykes. does that make sense? i hate the radical homos
>>149836749it's staged bruv
The based gays are the closet chads that fuck blokes behind their girlfriends back
>>149836638guzman y gomez or 'guzzie' as the lads call it
knew a guy who never had a job was always in a shit band & would post on fb every time the tiges won a match slagging off the losers
bont is tarnishing his legacy with this oil all over him bullshit
travelling is boring especially europe
oh wow some boring old buildings
yawn!
>>149836847videos are custom made to hook brainlets, also the 4k, 8k what ever k we're up to hits dopamine centres harder than real life. Your missus (like most of us) is a fucking brainlet with an attention span that has dipped below the 8.5 seconds threshold of goldfish
>anon goes travelling with his partner
>instead of enjoying the trip he comes home and posts complaints about her here
Explain this form of brainrot
Trannies, Jews, Queers, Moslems, Women, Niggers -- this just the ice(((berg))) of the peooke I truly despise
oh my
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>>149836894*gary ablett jr likes this*
>>149836896(insane in the bane)
I'm going insane I'm losing my fucken mind this is it it's all over the life is ending
>>149836894out of this lot only women deserve forgiveness because they are children and children know not what they do
I wish I was intelligent and witty
these umps want the dogs to win
connect my posts like some sort of puzzle, and you'll see the bigger picture
>>149836918Thats every Australian
>>149836918Honestly?
TRVKE
Cowardly Australia was not ready
>>149836871sounds like a based chad apart from being a tigers fan
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you are playing a game? i set the rules
Izzy was too based for this gay league
eric hipwood has a premiership medal and good players like zach merrett don't
volumes
>>149836918>fornicatorsWe can't have sex?
might start talking like a 90s wutang member
>>149836937Good idea mate if only all your posts werenโt anonymous
>plays a sport propped by gambling and alcohol
>>149836918pretty sure matt kennedy also liked this
jesus christ did neale just spergout chasing sanders?
Theres a lot of hate and anger in this general
>>149836958Donโt talk the talk if you canโt walk the walk
>>149836918and this was only le bad because of faggots
darkj
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>>149836978i'm sure she'll feel the same way in 10 years
>>149836978I do hope she keeps us updated with how things are going in 10 years
>>149836978Genuinely possessed by Satan
I pray for her
>>149836978takes courage to post something like this, she is a role model dealing with the hard truths most can't face
>>149836978I might try and embody this based bitch energy
>>149836987the chucker in its natural habitat
A young Marion Cotillard is the dream gf. Imagine sucking on those big milkers and then cuddling and talking about how the moon landing was faked and the jews did 9/11
I don't think I've been completely sober since 2022, not sure how I'm still alive
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>>149836988>>149836990>>149836991>>149836995*holding fingers close together mocking penis size emoji*
ermm jannies?? cleanup in aisle non sports discussion!?
>>149836978Israel Folau would have a lot to say about her
I haven't been sober for more than a month since I was 17 years and 6 months
How's your SC team doing lads? I'm top 10k atm.
>>149837015This but 15 and more than two weeks
>>149837016gave up 2 months ago
>>149836978lucky because she'd already be classified as a geriatric pregnancy.
>>149837030based iggs 2006 premiership team
I found alcohol and said โyouโre good enough for meโ
>>149836918media, rugby au and kuantas all zeroed in on the homosexuals part and flat out ignored everything else
rulesperg are you okay?
are you okay?
are you okay rulesperg?
Dusting speed over a girls cunt and then licking it all up is one of the greatest experiences of my life
I can still feel my heart start to race and consciousness heighten as I put my cock down her throat
i've sold meth coke and e to many current afl players
last year was probs the only time ever where the two runners up from the past 2 years faced off in the grand final
Why can't the doggos match it with the top sides?
>>149837035michael braun was in court today got a fine for belting his misso
every tattoo looks so bad
LISTEN TO THIS DILL YOU MAGGIT DOG
THIS THREAD IS AN INDICTMENT ON YOUR MODERN QUEERFL
NO ONE WATCHES NO ONE CARES
DEATH TO AFL HOUSE DWATH TO THE AFL
RETVRN TO TRVTH AND THE PAST
cashed out my bet before vandameer went off
>>149837064collingwood WON the 2010 flag you fucking WANKSTAIN
so happy i didn't get those gay little scribble tattoos when they were trendy
Dusting speed over my wifes cunt and then licking it all off the bulls cock is one of the greatest experiences of my life
I can still feel my heart start to race and consciousness heighten as her bull put his cock down her throat
>>149836978sad, very sad.
I just a very meta little tattoo -- a circle of text around my anus that says "SPIT FIRST"
>>149837084I got heaps fuck my life
>>149837084>said no woman ever
>>149837084the marketa vondrousova special
I bet some of the spergs in this thread haven't ever had coke blown up their bum
According to the gossiping faggots in bigfooty Jason Dunstall used to belt his ex wife
Controversial opinion but gays are evil
I bet some of the spergs in this thread haven't ever had their wifes bull blow up their bum
>>149836959if they weren't, it'd be too easy
>>149837060fuckhead, you wouldn't know your ear from your arse hole. dumb cunt fuckwit
yep thanks for proving my point chump
Okay, okay, you've all had your fun
Now
This is a FINAL warning
Follow the rules of this board, otherwise yoy will be getting warnings and bans
Okay
Now play nice
You've had your fun
>>149837144you proved my point
>>149837048Prefer Wizz Fizz myself
>>149837140NEED her diet plan
FUCKING HELL, CAN SOMEONE FUCKING FINISH GOING INSIDE 50 OR KICKING AT GOAL FUCK ME
>>149837140How hardcore is her stuff
I know, I have a crippling scat porn addiction
>>149837176What's crippling about it?
i like to watch hot women pissing, shitting and farting
i got freo 2013 premiers across my arse cheeks
Poo shit bum piss Football League
Brought to you by homosexuality and weakness
I can understand fascination with women's buttholes; they're very aesthetic, but poo is just yuck.
>>149837182>>149837189>>149837194this isnt the Incel Support Club boys
my swans will win tomorrow and be 1 step closer to making the 8
>>149837140dead eyed fat horse
Cheers to whoever said to get on the tackles last thread, have a ripper weekend
Wet weather tackles always wins
Sex is a humilation ritual
hope you blokes are holding up alright considering colbert show is cancelled
I'm logging out of my 4chan account for the night
>>149837216cunt should get the rope
>>149837214>cashed outgood goy
Shit piss nigger Fartball League
Eric Hipwood is a sex pest
Watching footy in 2025 is an act of peak cuckdom
I haven't seen a game in probably 10 weeks now
Doggies are never beating their flat track bullies label.
imagine if kath capped us on her insta
>>149837214nw lad
i cashed out mine too
have it on good authority that Eric Hipwood is banned from working in childcare centres after an "incident"
my wife has a tatoo on her soles that says 'aim here' makes footjobs fun
Eric "Revoked Blue Card" Hipwood
the uber eats no yes advertisements seem like something that only indians would find amusing
>>149837255>have it on good authorityNobody talks to you mate
>>149837272true, not even my dad likes em & he laughs at almost every ad
>>149837276news (.) com (.) au is a good authoritative source.
me and the misso announced are baby today
BOOM
here comes the
BOOM
ready or not
my BUM is POOEY and SMELLY
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>>149837306Is that Kyrgios?
i don't think that brisbane are all that
turn your sadness into anger
Very sad that most people I know will almost certainly go to hell.
is this game worth watching
scumps are ruining this shit
>>149837326this but the bulldogs
>>149837326Their best is one of the best in the competition, they just kinda inconsistent.
>Third quarter>3.7 or somethingWould've absolutely put this game away if they could kick straight.
brisbane v bulldogs could be a match in nrl too ahah
>>149837326their main problem is kicking twice as many behinds as goals
they do it every 2nd game
>>149837306>kid being born with parents that are already posting its life all over goybook
hipwood looks like hes had a nosejob & his cheekbones shaved down
>>149837306darcy moore could never
>>149837374weep from where? ;)
fuck me hipwood is so fucking SHIT
bulldogs can suck my cock
>>149837359Brisbane have not kicked twice as many behinds as goals in any of their games this season.
>>149837374yeah bruv they never had a fighting chance, it's Idiocracy but worse
>>149837372no he's just a pure iberian bvll
>>149837391hyperbole my friend
>>149837364They'll likely be bored of it and have it out of their system by the time the kid has some awareness. Probably.
>>149837384penrith maccas 5 minutes nonce cunt i'll deck ya
iโve never seen idiocracy
>>149837391They kick like 5 out on the fulls per game. That makes up the difference.
>>149837409it's pretty good 2bh
iโve never had sex
i donโt have any tattoos
iโve never sucked a penis
iโve never tried any drugs
i havenโt seen my team win a flag
>>149837405lol never such a case where that happens
normies will normie no matter what
>>149837421ive done all these except get a tattoo
>>149837406you'll be weeping I can guarantee that
>>149837421iโve done all of those except suck a penis
banebros....Is it over...
Where is Darcy? Only started watching the last quarter and haven't seen him at all.
https://www.news.com.au/technology/motoring/on-the-road/aussie-ebike-riders-shock-blame-game-after-roundabout-crash-with-car/news-story/d061e4f5f8239a2209746dc7ea0b126a
kek another tradie fuckwit got cleaned up by a car, fucking retards
there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth when daicos is holding up the premiership cup in a few months from now.
i've seen enough
neither of these teams is beating collingwood on the last saturday in september
>Favourite new ASMRtist posts a video with her husband
>>149837449he'd eat a steak if it were served on natalie portman's naked body
>>149837421does it count if it's your own penis?
>>149837437Where is Darcy?
Wet on Wellington probably
>>149837454Take note of her subscriber count and check again in a week.
ducking hell lions are shit
>>149837442Yeah, Brisbane will be understandably upset when he crashes their premiership photo.
commentators are barracking hard
>>149837454the only thing worse is an OF girl that completely removes all her stuff and never comes back.
>>149837421>iโve never had sexI have
>i donโt have any tattoosI don't have any
>iโve never sucked a penishave never
>iโve never tried any drugshave plenty
>i havenโt seen my team win a flaghave never (Fred)
>>149837454kek, they never learn
two orangutans are in the spa and one say to the other 'oooh oooh oooh ahhh ahha ahhh', to which the other orangutan replies 'if it's too hot for you I can turn it down.'
>>149837454get a handle on your life
i could easily go vegetarian but i wont, i could though and i'd be fine
>>149837483you need a soul to feel pain
>>149837494>nnnnooo you cant relax
Americans like to let you know that they know about The Chats or The Big Lez Show
>>149837449Arenโt tattoos made from animals?
why eat veg only when meat products are superior in every way
>>149837509never heard of either
>>149837479my gf from hs did that
really good for the game this
>Takes a 5 minute break to give the players a rest
>>149837508>getting depressed that some slag you follow posts with her husband>relaxingsure mate
From this angle, we can see that all momentum of the game has vanished
whateley trying to be all blokey is gigacringe
whateley has a gayer voice than the arc guy
>>1498374215/5 here, i am drilling these university of life quizzes
>>149837530>i read posts literally and dont understand metatextualityyou are reddit
I eat my steaks cooked to hell and slathered in sauce
wouldn't mind putting my dick inside something if you hear what i'm saying
You prepared for Darcy to kick the game winning goal after the siren? Will be wall to wall sucking him off all week.
veganism is borderline pagonism and nature worship
>>149837559I want someone to put their dick in me
commentary box flat as fuck kek
lets all laugh at brisbane
>>149837554>y-yuh rebbitok mate
>>149836040 (OP)>kick more goals>losenot sure this semen slurping sport is for me
right, time for second dinner.
>>149837604>Kick more points>WinAll as it should be.
>>149837604Your a fekkin tard
show yourself you dumb cunt
>>149837604>kick more goals?
wew
not a bane customer but needed them to win that
kicking straight would've helped fuck over the dogs' % though
my wifes vagina is tickling when i fuck her she giggles lol
>>149837621How big is your penis, son?
>>149837629Are French people white?
>>149837629she needs a good mouth fucking
Are Australians white? I mean the british are nowhere near as white as the nordics or germans
>26 scoring shots to 16
That's a thumping.
We kicked the winning score
>please AFL give us bottom six teams every round or else we can't win
ahaha
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>>149837654what position did you play mate?
>TdF decided so basically a 2 week circle jerk now
What is there for late night kino now?
>>149837664lucyaura Taboo QoS Mommy Teaches Son about BNWO with BBC
>>149837664baseball overnight at stupid o clock starts up again tonight
>>149837637No but Barnaby French
>>149837335yep all the people that mock and throw stones at daicos
>>149837664>TdFi don't know what this is
>>149837672stop it. get some help
>>149837616>>149837616>>149837616where you at cunt? beating your bushpig wife because your bet lost?
Lions can manage to make games they dominate so fucking stressful to watch. Wish they could kick straight.
PRIDE IS BORN
FROM ISOLATION
anything good on sbs tonight?
>>149837707jealousy is not a good look on you sweetheart
reckon the lions shouldnโt have dropped 6 points against the roos and dees
>>149837616The twist was he does not in fact know footy.
>>149837700Can't even get the words right.
i wash myself with a raaag on a stick
>>149837711>He says posting in the thread about the sport he claims to hate but can't stay away from
you know what would be a shit childhood growing up in watching the footy?
this one lol
>>149837728based emma hawkins
>>149837712they'll still almost certainly finish 2nd
Friday night footy finishes too early.
>>149837739there should be a late game in perth that starts straight away the first game ends
>>149837686A real estate program showcasing homes that anon might want to buy.
>>149837735its mrs pink now mate
tommohawk is retired therefore not live canon
sorry i dont make the rules its just how we gotta be
Reckon if I ask Kath out on a date she'd say "yes"?
>>149837750sublet from his mum* iykwim haha
>>149837760Are you married?
>>149837760is "no" an option in this reality?
>>149837764What does that matter?
>>149837739thats what she said lmao
>>149837770Very important for Kath.
dubs
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How many cups of tea a day is too many?
>>149837770answer the fucking question
>sbs showing bikes instead of porn
fucking BULLSHIT
I'm a deeply flawed individual.
>>149837790This is not the country I grew up in.
>>149837790If only there was some other way to watch porn.
>>149837683wow theyโve almost reach the bump limit!
almost
I watch an ungodly amount of pornography.
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Zorko would be closing in on 400 games if heโd been drafted in his draft year
>>149837790Their movie channel.
French movie about a guy's mother marrying a guy in prison. Expect lots of hag sex.
>>149837805maybe they'd go over if they constantly off-topic posted like a bunch of poofs
>>149837790>parents used to thwart my attempts to record Erotic Tales on VHStotal boomer genocide
did you guys watch that show โnaked and funnyโ on comedy central? with those ukrainian girls with massive tits
https://forebears.io/earth/forenames
>>149837865never seen nushi in my life and its the second most popular name
SWANNY will fix the AFL.
LAURA KANES NEW ROLE SHOULD BE WASHING THE DISHES
>>149837790it was on SBS 2. it was a special on spanking. watched some bloke get dressed into leathers as a horse and then flicked it back to the footy la
>>149837824Insane that he might still end up the Lions games record holder despite being 23 when he played his first game of AFL. It will be tight but definitely possible.
I give up on trying to lose weight
Friday night kino:
mpv 'https://hamada.gaki-no-tsukai.stream/hls/test.m3u8'
>>149837863Yes I watched it when I was 11
>>149837902I give up and start again everyday
>>149837881>LAURA KANES NEW ROLE SHOULD BE WASHING THE DISHESShe's chief executive of making sandwiches over at the AFLW now. She can do whatever the fuck she wants there. No one cares.
bulldogs are toast
middle table for the foreseeable future i think possibly a decline next year?
What is wrong with you blokes?
>>149837938miss my old glasses
i usually don't mind the dogs but i had an utter dogsperg spastic a row behind me who called out utter shit and had no ideas what the rules were, i just started calling him a dickhead by the end. sick of arrogant fuckheads who know nothing about footy being mouthy in the fucking members section.
>>149837938i have a sore tooth
>>149837938im looking for his old glasses
>>149837902ice + laborious job mate
>>149837919They could improve. Doesn't seem like they'll be losing anyone, Darcy will get better and they'll get their number one ducker back up forward. Still not like other teams won't improve either.
>>149837954Iโd rather drink and sit on my arse tbqh
>>149837947he owned you lol
>>149837902don't eat for like 3-4 days straight once a month
>>149837865type your name into the search box and post results to prove you're white
imagine being a dumb tradie kek
>>149837938I don't like people very much.
>>149837947welcome to reality in melbourne
dogs fans are legitmate spergs
I know I'm fucking white you cunt
>>149837962yeah owned me hard because his shit team lost and was behind 99% of the game, stupid faggot
>>149837967surname of course
im too stupid to even be a tradie
My hair looks fucking incredible tonight
>has to spend an extra hour in the morning at the gym cause he sits on his arse all day
couldn't be me lmao
>>149837938just a mild cold
>>149837967thereโs no results for mcdonald-tipungwuti :(
Wish I had the type of Aspergerโs where I was cringe and outgoing and fitted in with the nerdy crew and had fun on games nights and vidya instead my Aspergerโs made me this fucking husk of a man totally isolated from humanity a total freakazoid in human skin
so, have you solved my puzzle?
>>149837863why? did that just get btfo by white phosphorous?
weight loss is 90% diet 10% exercise
all you need to be a tradie is be okay with taking advantage of old people or struggling single parents who don't know better by over charging them
>>149838015It's 100% diet. Can't out exercise slop.
>>149837629>attending an AFL>>149837863still the ukraine's biggest contribution to society
>>149837967I'm white and have a very white surname but that doesn't prove much. My dad could've married a brown person and I'd still have the same last name even if I were a mutt.
>>149838015i would say 99% diet
your body will get used to moderate exercise after 1 month and you will no longer be able to easily lose weight from it
>>149838021H O T E L
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a nefarious person could use those screenshots to doxx your surname you know
>ah yes well tanzania for this anon was the colouring of a mandarin and then, portugal was deep red so i can deduce that your last name is
my surname is smith
do what you want with that
>>149838040Oh yeah? And what are they gonna do with that info?
>>149838058Whatโs your first name
>>149838058Make some new Linux videos, Luke.
where my jaiyden & brydeny @?!?
>>149838052based rainbolt
I played geoguesser for a month but payed for it for a year
>>149838026You can also search your mother's maiden name and both your grandmother's maiden names etc
>>149838070teghn
my name is teghn smith
was watching naked attraction earlier and fell in love with the blue contestant with a very hairy cunt
>>149838087Teghn seems like a pretty good name desu
>>149838052get on my level on ethnoguessr
>>149838070not telling but my middle names are peter devereux
>>149838093Oh really? And how are you gonna do that?
>>149838093this but something that rhymes with it
>>149838099Reminds me of phlegm.
>>149838087>>149838099How do you get Ten from that?
>Tegan>TekkenAll seem more likely.
>>149838099Sounds a bit too Ir*sh for my liking
I'm Zhang. No representation in afl for me
>>149838101at least go for Methampheticles or something
why are you showing me these things
nice footy discussion guys
>>149838087>hisPeople are going to call this boy "Teagan" which is a girls name not knowing how to pronounce it
>>149838112bro what the gh is silent
>>149838112Itโs a slightly more throaty pronunciation
>>149838084Mum's maiden name is pretty much same distribution.
Who even won the footy tonight kek
>>149837863some of those knockers were incredible
Finna smoke a dart even though Iโll deeply regret smelling and tasting like smoke
>>149838137brisbane by teghn points
the doggies are deadset awful
>>149838118I would get a real kick out of this chick being in my class and seeing teachers try and read her name off the roll call for the first time.
finna call my kid THIRTEEEN
Fox Sports makes the gayest video packages with the most cringe narrations from that faggot Matt Nable
Anyone up for a fight? Meet me at essendon station in 20 minutes. Let's fucking go.
movie night on the discord, we're watching a camrip of the new Superman
remember when teghn kennelly did a jig on the podium getting his premiership medal
Wish I had some cash to hire a prostitute to come over and give me a massage. Wouldn't even bang her, too tired, I just want a massage.
might get some chinese delivered for a special treat
Guess where my mothers side of the family is from
>>149838176remember when rhyce shaw quoted a flavour of the month meme getting his premiership medal
>>149838197van der kaffir
>what is the british empire
Wastin' away again in Margaritaville
That's where this ship is headed
Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt
Salt, salt, salt
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame
But I know it's my own damn fault
release the goldstein files
Might cook a couple snags and listen to a podcast
Might kick a couple snags and listen to a podcast
>Jon Ralph shamelessly suggesting there's no difference between Hinge and Libba's throat strikes
>>149838249Fuck, I'm tired. I meant "a" instead of "no".
they should play an afl game starting at midnight local time somewhere
>>149838265they should play a game above the arctic circle
>>149838265they should have done this during the footy frenzy
i just got raped by a pack of niggers
cs2 jailbreak servers was the game
>>149838282based Melbournian
>>149838282Did ya? Did ya really?
>>149838282based mel gibsons wife
>>149838301well i wouldnโt call it rape exactly haha
>>149838282It was your fault. All right? Because you provoked it.
>>149838282based fran drescher
god she was so hot in the nanny
>>149838278we didnt appreciate footy frenzy when we had it. fuck how good was it to watch footy on wednesday night instead of married at first sight
the years i enjoyed footy the least were the years /afl/ was at its slowest, if /afl/ ceased to exist i probably would stop watching footy apart from my own team
The fat funny kid from fairbairn films got really skinny and itโs so weird and has killed their videos which desu were never that good but were kinda sovl because of the fat kid
getting another outcall prossie with my gambling winnings lads
Why couldn't they have put one of the Sunday matches on Saturday night?
>>149838374lockydee was unreal posting
>>149838417What made it go away?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JW7FHcRIYQc
hundreds of burger joints around and cunce still willingly go to mackers
>>149838439Does that cunt have aids?
>>149838439with the fucking walking frame in the back of the car fuck me dead
any tascunts gonna vote tomorrow?
i shan't.
>>149838453Known and consistent quality and comparably reasonable prices.
>>149838439Iโll reserve judgement until Iโve seen Greggoโs review
does each head get to vote in tasmania or only one vote per head
>>149838439How much does someone make from a video of themselves eating a burger with 86 views?
>>149838439>>149838469>Greg's Kitchen got a partnerWhat a waste of time.
>>149838473He gave it a 7.2/10.
>>149838469>Matching rings on the ring fingerUh...
Any good matches on tomorrow?
>>149838490https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1N5TRIjLFGU
more than this guy
2aussid is way more trusted when it comes to slop reviews then Greg DESU
>>149838470>Tasmanians don't want a stadiumI want more stadiums in this country than ugly coalburners.
Always interesting to try different energy drinks
donโt both parties want to build the stadium?
>>149838508All of them are pretty good in a so shit it's good kind of way.
>Hawks vs PortPort to get a complete beat down with some bad blood between them. 5aa revving already.
>Sydney vs NorthTwo evenly matched shitters.
>Carlton vs MelbourneTwo evenly matched shitters. If Melbourne win, talkback will be great.
>Eagles vs RichmondCripple fight. Expect Iggs to win.
Can't wait to see zak "faggot" butters lose by 15 goals again tomorrow
>>149838545Now that's what I call a super saturday
Heres an idea dumb ass west coast supporters, call your team west coast not iggs, you fucking idiots
funny how wacism and fat shaming is le bad but inbred jokes about tasmanians are fine amongst the normie cattle
>>149838557Thatโs not gonna happen fuckhead
>>149838535Yes, but due to the numbers they (Labor / Liberals) will need to form a coalition with a party that doesn't want a stadium to form government.
So the majority (both major parties) want a stadium but they'll never vote on it together.
>>149838569Yes it is faggot
>>149838569It will and flat track zak will once again do FUCK ALL against a top 8 team.
I had one of those burgs just now, I don't usually eat mcshit but got off a flight with nothing to eat in the house and saw something different on the menu
it was better than I was expecting which doesn't mean much but feel like it was the size I would expect a big mac to be before shrinkflation
>>149838535Yeah, Liberal and Labor are both in support but there's a minority government in Tasmania and will be even if Labor manages to win tomorrow and the Independents and Green-Faggots both parties need to work with in their minority government don't want it.
>>149838566The Jews literally won
dont you get it racism is just the worst thing in the entire world itโs literally the worst thing a person can do itโs just so so bad
>>149838560iggs is cute :3
>>149838470The Tasmanian election tomorrow is the most important AFL game of the season.
Might multi butters under disposal line and hawks at the line off /afl/s tip off
port are a shit club with retard supporters, fuck i hate them
gonna be in sniffing distance of kath at optus tomorrow to watch the iggs
wah wah wah just build the fucking stadium and the federal government will probably step in and fund it like the cucks they are it'll pay off longterm retarded cucks crying about it for the last few years and probably the next decade
Port will end Hawthornโs season tomorrow
>>149838597Ask her what perfume she uses so I can buy it for the missus
just ate 600g of chicken breast
>>149838617port will lose by 60 odd points with all their outs
You have to some special kind of retard to be a port supporter
>>149838617i don't expect this but it would be very funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-Cmf8wkrw4
I don't support any team :)
if you're a port supporter go fuck yourself
What should I have for a late night snack while watching the Open?
>>149838646Watching this on wet weather timetable made me feel fucking sick to the stomach
I always take massive shit when I eat a whole bag of peanuts. Iโm going to eat a whole bag tomorrow morning and chew them really well so that they get thoroughly digested and then itโll feel fantastic when I shit then out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fbq8RaKlxI
had this song stuck in my head all week
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Vm1TGz9ykI
a bit of a lazy one from the big fella today
>>149838578What power do they have if neither major party is willing to compromise?
>>149838624Just mixed a 400g tin of mexican beans with a 555g tin of ham baked beans, chucked it in the microwave and demolished it.
Going to be interesting tomorrow.
>>149838667>the openwhich one
>>149838646>>149838668something about rtt always made me feel nauseous
maybe because i only saw the gross episodes
>>149838684that sounds utterly grim
>>149838670Peanuts are high in fibre. All nuts are. And yes I said "nut". If some legume faggot comes in here shooting their mouth I will fucking snap.
wonder if straffo got tickets for the preview screening of the odyssey
>>149838682Same shit that always happens in politics. They'll agree to scratch someone else's back if they scratch theirs. Someone compromises and will not object to the stadium provided they get support for their faggot project, bill or funding request.
>>149838682If they stick to their guns and refuse to form government over it, and labor/liberals refuse to form a coalition government together... then they'd have to do another election since no one will be able to form government.
>>149838694>which oneThe Open Championship. Which other Open is currently running?
do you think mexican girls with big butts fart a lot
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great recommendation youtube
>>149838730Surely they do. Mexicans put beans in everything.
donโt make your problems my problems
>>149838738*makes it somebody else's problem*
https://youtu.be/kpnYZhCoPa8?si=BbVT9UesTRD8Al2n
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYrNjPGgAAA
>>149838736wish she would moon me iykwim haha
would love a good nolan odyssey kino except it's full of NIGGERS
Iโll be all alone my whole life
>>149838762It will be dogshit. Nolan is overrated too.
>>149837908Kino nipponese spanking sesh
>>149838778Get a pet, sad sack.
Get fucked idiot.
There is also evidence that it HELPS with depression.
Countless studies, actually.
It depends on the person. It effects us all differently.
I have major depressive disorder and I could not get through the day without weed.
You can google anything and get the answer you want.
Now google how it HELPS and come back to us.
>>149838736wish she would ruck me iykwim haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXXFBWMHU6A
How many more honourable losses will the Dogs have this season?
gonna go shout nonsense into /ng/ and see what happens
night fellas
>>149838906if you were gonna go shout nonsense into /ng/ and see what happens night fellas it'd be /gn/ iykwim haha
>>149838804Thats not good advice for that particular sad sack
>>149838804not him but can't wait until i get some more financial stability then i can get a cat or two
that fucking turk RAT has showed his rat face in /cric/ again
>>149838804My cat has autism and doesn't want to be touched ;_;
>>149839018same but my gf
god Iโm such a good pathetic manchild
feel like cracking some skulls open tonight
Watching the weather in Northern Ireland is making me feel super comfy all rugged up.
If there was a cure for autism, Iโd take it
late night kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrAXsXMxgbQ
If I had the cure for autism I would keep it to mysef.
>>149839019He seems like the kind of sick fuck that hurts animals.
Most australian people hate cats
>>1498391241/3 Australian households have at least one pet cat.
>>149839104kek this guys shit is good
>Always wanted a dog growing up
>Rented so couldn't do it
>. . .
>Now grown up
>No back yard for a dog since those houses now cost $2m
It hurts.
>>149839213some dog breeds are inside keep-able so long you walk them outside and explore regularly
>>149839213You could have one in a house without a back yard provided it's not a working breed and you're willing to walk it enough every day.
>>149839235>>149839249>Faggy little dogWhat's the point?
>>149839273You could have a big dog just provided it's a breed suitable for apartment living. Mastiffs are nice and lazy and happy to just chill out all day and Bernese Mountain Dogs are a great dog that likes to lounge around. You'll still need to walk them regularly but they're not hyperactive and won't go nuts indoors in a small space like a Border Collie, Belgian Malinois or Husky.
The other day I saw a mutant looking pitbull thing, it was way bigger than a pitbull but had a pitbull looking head, and it was a massive head, have no idea what it was
i love fluffy little dogs
Where do apartment dogs pee and poo? Can they be kitty litter trained?
my nemesis on /g/ has been real quiet since our last stoush
>>149839390You can train them to do their business at designated times and they'll hold it in until then (i.e., while outside on a walk or something), or you can simply use a litter-type thing like for cats. Dogs by and large are very trainable according to circumstances (permitting the conditions/environment are suitable for the breed).
>>149839390You can buy dog potty mats for peeing or turf toilets if you've got a balcony but ideally you would train your dog to let you know when he has to go and do his poops on walks. I suppose a dog could be trained to use a litter box but it's not something I've heard of people doing commonly.
Hmm I wouldn't get a cat or dog If I didn't have a backyard
>>149839495europeans get by having cats and dogs in apartments
>>149839495People all over the world do it.
>>149840210applied for bail yet mate
>>149840284>Not maxing out this thread until morning
>>149840314>Not posting in the big strong American's thread
>>149840574I'll post in his thread tomorrow arvo before the game starts but just seems pointless until then.
SHALL be staying here until page 10
>>149841942strange going into a game of afl football as favourites innit
>>149841945how do you take a piss?
>>149841962Tempted to chuck a few bux on the tiggers desu
>>149841962petch will kick 5 goals reviving his career and go on to be a 2027 premiership player for the iggs along with harley and oscar
>>149842021but how do you take piss?
>>149842115With my cock I said.
Just cannot stop farting. This room smells like a homosexual encounter.