Thread 149838166

>Lap:
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>>149827639

>/f1/ Essentials:
https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq

>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:
Passcode: 12481641

>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:
202

>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
213 (212 starts)

>2025 WDC Standings
PIA: 234 (+18)
NOR: 226 (+25)
VER: 165 (+10)
RUS: 147 (+1)
LEC: 119 (+0)

>2025 WCC Standings
McLaren Mercedes: 460 (+43)
Ferrari: 222 (+12)
Mercedes: 210 (+1)
Red Bull RBPT: 172 (+10)
Williams Mercedes: 59 (+4)

>2025 WEC Standings
LAW: 717.19 (+64.59)
HAM: 690.58 (+41.39)
NOR: 660.61 (+22.97)

>News:
10 year anniversary of Jules Bianchi's death
Sebastian Vettel confirmed "F1 is finished" for him as he sets sights on WEC
Valtteri Bottas opens up on life before F1: "I became a sniper" (he didn't shoot himself)
Jolyon Palmer questions stewards over "harsh" Oscar Piastri penalty at British GP
Bearman says he’s working hard to stay down to earth
Pirelli thinks 18-inch tyres are more road-relevant than 16-inch tyres
George Russell readjusted by the team after Silverstone
Ralf Schumacher still a gay

edd

real here
>>149837332
>>149837332
>>149837332

amx

ded

George is a gay doll

>>149838178
Don't act like the bong, you're better than that

fake n gay op

>>149838166 (OP)
>Sebastian Vettel confirmed "F1 is finished"
Not sure why you felt the need to add more words to that line.

i like some estis

>>149838166 (OP)
>news

>>149838196
based

la belgique, prochaine (or whatever)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KiAZ5XJEH0

leo should make himself useful and bite the black cunt's achilles in two

>Rumours surfacing in the F1 paddock in this mini-break that Toto (Wolff) is finally open at the possibility of making Antonelli a reserve driver for 2026 following his less than stellar half season so far in F1.
>Talks with Verstappen are "at a very advanced stage" in regards to a move to the Brackley based team and with George (Russell) performing at such a high level so far in 2025 the Team don't want to let him go to a rival.
>With the 2026 cars being new the Engineering side of the Mercedes outfit want two experienced drivers providing feedback into the active aero regulations as they want to avoid a repeat of 2022 and 2023
Some drivers benefit from a year out but I do not like Toto Wolff's history with his reserve drivers, Ocon and Schumacher respectively, like them I think Antonelli will be left to rot and I don't see other teams wanting him.

>>149838211
won't be too much sleeping

>>149838285
silly idea, fits t*rger

george likes this >>149819126

>>149838285
Mamma mia

>>149838173
https://youtu.be/VQn8E7vm9wc?si=2EJDWvUi_0ROPB2e

>>149838561
imagine a dancing edd the hutt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4msRi4ovUcY

Max Furstappen :3

>>149838625
great news, a spaceballs sequel is coming
(actually shit news because there's no way it won't be shit)

>>149838652
I feel like it's time for a face reveal

>>149838664
they all look gay

>>149838625
He should be in the sequel, and I hope to god it won’t be bargain bin shit

>>149838664
they all look gay (as in happy)

>>149838315
Me when I get angry on the internetz

>>149838315
me on the left when I have to calm him >>149838740 down

"what is buttblasted", alex

>>149838652
I don't think so

>>149838790
cat cutestappen

>>149838664
They all look gay

Max Verstappen was secretly created by the Russian government as a lab experiment in 1997.

t. knower

cyka…he knows to much

>>149838850
this should have happened to me

>>149838850
this should have happened to >>149838934

>>149838285
Mercedes doesn't have a soul, no way they will have two no.1 drivers after 2016 and I would expect Verstappen to want a shitter for a teammate and the car to be exclusively designed around him so he doesn't get exposed

>>149838285
the old twink pump and dump
a classic

I've heard rumours of a Mclaren upgrade in Belgium that Oscar is not happy with as it seems to be tailor made to fix issues Lando has with the car.
Just a rumour so far of course.

>>149838934
We could always re-enact it if you are interested

Daniel ricciardo is a cum-addicted twink

How old is Daniel ricciardo

>>149838916
Would any Russians really use that Croatian pos?

>>149839027
They had a front suspension sidegrade. It didn't really add performance, lando preferred it, and stuck with it. Oscar didn't want it.

Now they're building on top of those upgrades

when will we get a season like 2010 or 2012 again?
if mclaren was finally disqualified for cheating this season could be it

>>149839233
2027, I've seen the script

>>149839270
Is it an apology for how dogshit the cars were in 2026?

>>149838285
Peak retardation to judge a driver so harshly in their rookie year. I agree I don't think he'll find another drive, this is why it's just so stupid when he was thrust into a top seat. People can criticise RBR for chewing through drivers but this is just as damaging. Narb is pure shit, we know what he's capable of and it's not that special, being scared of him in another team if you have Max is hilarious.

>>149838285
maybe NARG would benefit from a year at Alpine

Happy Bianchi death day everyone!

>>149838953
>Verstappen to want a shitter for a teammate and the car to be exclusively designed around him so he doesn't get exposed
Ol' Hand Ricciardo shat on fagstappen, anon

>>149839519
yo check your calendar väinö

>>149838285
Oh fuck that, Jeorj is a fucking shit, just let him rot.

>>149839537
>shat on
retardo never managed to get more wins in a season than max

>>149838883
Why the Russians?

>>149839537
Is that why AMX is a 4 time WDC and Tricky Rick… unemployed?

>>149839618
ask the mexican, not me

gimi

>>149839537
Norizz shat on Retardo, anon

Leclerc 2026-2030
Bearman (Ferrari) 2031-2038

>>149839042
come here

>>149839668
>ferrari

>>149839027
It’s obvious that Zak Brownturd really wants the 56%-er to win the WDC and they are sabotaging Pastry as hard as they can.

>>149839684
2026, Ferrari will shine, Lewis 8x WDC.

>>149839668
2039 will be our year, bro

>>149839723
Homolton is pure shit, bro

>>149839749
LEWIS
8X
WDC
GRAZIE RAGAZZI
GRAZIE MILLE

these two men will prevent any future hamilton wdc
ojs by beating people up
bernoldi by starting a wave of penalties for british drivers

>>149839730
What's up with the white circle thing behind his head?

>>149839730
V12 will fix this.

>>149839790
It’s where you put the fans tears.

>>149839790
must be the battery charging port

>>149839817
Might not be big enough

>>149838652
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhC3kfQF2oQ

>>149839671
Are you really sure? There's no coming back from that

>>149839838
There’s an 800 liter tank behind the port. It lasts a race.

>bianchi death day
So why did Mika Salo do it?

>>149839866
you blew it by asking twice

>>149839917
Everyone wants to break Chuck to see if he goes on a murder spree
Can you imagine the fawning, the incoming Netflix documentary? Think of the revenue

>watching netflix
>in 2025
grim

>>149839917
ran out of kossu

>wife is watching the office us for the 27th time
races for this feel?

>>149840080
Okay F1. Platypus nose or cock cars?

>>149839579
You just know

>>149839480
>>149839565
Literally the 2nd best driver on the grid.

>>149840134
2023 dutch GP

>>149840134
It's like you're always stuck in second gear? I'll be there for you.

spain 1996 I guess

>>149840150
I got used to the 2012 cars
dicknoses not so much

>>149840012
My GF is watching Sandman. The sad thing is, the story and the concept are utterly interesting. The tragedy is that it’s British.

>>149840199
Some cars had their nose curved. The rules didn’t strictly say that you need to be platypus. It doesn’t seem like an areodynamically sound choice either.

>>149838798
HAHAHA CAPITALISM

>>149840200
Try this version. German and available for free via public broadcast.

>>149840200
>Watching anything else but Mézga család
Are you even Hungayrian?

/f1/‘s pet chicken

>>149840200
tried to watch some episodes due to the "Season of Mists" arc is cool, but I seethed from the beginning because how shitty they made Destiny
/f1/ related because DtS is a shitty netflix slop

>>149840273
Everyone’s a nibber, a lesbian, a gay, a tranny or all of the sorts. It even has Stephen Fry and when he popped up I laughed soooo hard. She doesn’t know who the old fag is so she was quite perplexed.
Surprised the MC is a white male.

>>149839480
>to judge a driver so harshly in their rookie year.
Kimi has more than 10k kilometers in testing. You'd expect a little more from him.
I've been saying this whole time. Kimi's doing well, but nothing impressive. Everyone is overrating the fuck out of him

>>149840328
/f1/ is a pork general

>>149840325
Sadly I am. Also love it. It’s great. We don’t do anything like that now. I blame Orbán.

It feels weird that Max isn't just a kid anymore and is already a father now

>>149840200
Garbage.
Read the comic. It's peak

>>149840337
>Surprised the MC is a white male
in the comics they really stress his looks, it is an integral part of it... so it would be hard to trannify him

>>149840345
AMX was an absolute shitter in his first few years as well. Kimi’s certanly got talent and he’s promising. Especially compared to absolute horrors like Doohan, Colapinto or Bortoleto.

>>149840345
>Kimi has more than 10k kilometers in testing
Testing what?

>>149840385
It’s Netflix and bongs. If they were hellbent, they would have found a way.
>>149840378
It’s comics based? Based. Gonna read that.

andrea

>>149840354
I regret to inform you that Edd had donated the swine to a slaughter house and his meat has been turned into Spam.

>>149840388
Max managed to get that Torro rosso into 4th place, twice and scored a lot of points.
You knew Max had it when you saw him do those drives in 2015.

>>149840345
Testing isn't a substitute for actual experience. He's had a sprint pole and a podium, and he needs to learn from fuck ups like in Austria. He shouldn't be cast aside without a drive for next year.

>>149840328
Chicken jockey!

>>149840388
>AMX was an absolute shitter in his first few years
He was a speed demon who just needed maturing. Kimi is not that.
>Kimi’s certanly got talent and he’s promising
Nigga, what has he done?? He's just there. Consistently scoring points is not an accomplishment when you're driving a fucking Mercedes and your teammate is consistently fighting for podiums. He's doing the bare minimum, at most. That's not enough.
>compared to absolute horrors like Doohan, Colapinto
How about compared to Bearman or Hadjar?
>or Bortoleto.
Nigga. Bort is up to par with his experienced teammate, Kimi isn't.

>>149840454
>two words that sends jitters down the jannies and mods spines

>>149840474
He has a pole and a podium in a STACKED grid. What the fuck more do you want? Punting AMX was unfortunate but he’s a rookie.

>>149838285
they are satan, but not this much

>>149840390
Mercedes cars.

>>149840450
>Testing isn't a substitute for actual experience
He's driven the equivalent of 1 and a half formula 1 seasons, for the same team he's currently driving in. What more preparation can you possibly have?
>He's had a sprint pole and a podium
That's nowhere near enough for the team he's driving and the performances his teammate is having.

this is boring… gonna go play devil may cry or something

>>149840528
>the performances his teammate is having
narb is in his 7th fucking season, you cannot be serious

So when is Grosjean's test drive with Mercedes?

>>149840551
two more weeks

>>149840528
Jeorj is utterly fucking ass, wash your eyes lad.

>>149838285
>12 races
>FOUR (4) DNFS
>one on you
>loses top seat forever and probably f1 carrier
JUST

>>149840474
George is much better than Nico.

>>149840500
>He has a pole and a podium in a STACKED grid
The two McLarens are guaranteed top 5 finishers. The two Ferraris are having a shit season, no guarantees. Max and George are safe bets. And that's about all there is in terms of competition for the top spots.

>>149840540
Zoomer game

>>149840549
Kimi is not expected to beat Russell, but he should be close. And he isn't.

if mobil 1 is that good, where's mobil 2?

>>149840558
He beat Sir Lewis Hamilton over a season twice.

>>149840646
You don't need mobil 2 if mobil 1 is already as good as it can get

>>149840655
That’s more times than he got an erection.

>>149840403
>If they were hellbent, they would have found a way
you're not wrong
>It’s comics based?
yes, it is very interesting

>>149840676
is that why the number after 't-minus' kept getting smaller? it kept getting better?

>>149840354
>>149840420
Edd’s dinner.

olivier penis
in the prost g pee
a pee 01

>>149840793
but that is edd himself

I think Antonelli's main problem is that he is not fast.

>>149840951
it's likely toto blew so much smoke up his ass (and potentially other things) that he started believing his own hype too.

Anyone elses youtube recommendations just massively change?

>winfield
>doesn't win

sebastian butthole

Is it just me or Bearman is underrated?
He is a quite steady driver, it is like his car has sugar in the tank.

>mission winnow
>wins now

>>149841054
you meant jenson?

>>149841066
he's being massively overrated by edd straw this season

gabriel butthole

>>149841109
sovl

>>149840951
For some reason I read:
>I think Antonelli's main problem is that he is not fascist.

>>149841066
I only see people either overrating him or underrating him. No in-between.
He's up there with Bort and Hadjar for me. A-tier.

rari good next race?

>>149841242
Not even the best ferrari-powered team anymore.

>>149841242
that edd can't be real I refuse

>>149841269
Edd is a real person, here he is next to Mark Webber.

>>149838664
It's a group of sodomites.

>>149840986
it's just motorsport, school shootings and retarded tech content for me

>>149841285
so skinny

>>149841292
also some cooking

>>149841299
Man's just tired

>>149840986
I'm the past weekish?
when I'm not logged in, yes. a lot more slop

Is GM going to fuck up and get too involved with no flexibility like Ford and Toyota did?

CAstrate
DILate
LACtate

hello guys, how you doing?

CAx
DIt
LLgain
ACony

>>149841345
absolutely fantastic now that you're here ;)

>>149841310
neck bigger than f1 driver's

>>149841357
good to hear

>>149841345
if I don't think about it, quite well

>>149841345
>guys
there's an american lady anon here, fix your language

>>149841378
since when?
>>149841377
we are gonna make it

>>149841345
I want to have a smoke

>>149841389
I'd fuck the lizard

>>149841395
you misunderstand
she is not the lizard. she is anti lizzard

>>149841390
whats stopping you?

>>149841404
That's exactly what a lizard would say, don't you think.

>>149841395
away!

>>149841411
people over

Cum
Addicted
Dilating
Israel
Loving
Lactose
Averse
Coomers

>>149841425
Mario is none of the above

>>149841425
the most american team possible

>>149841420
well, youll have to wait for a while, not bif deal, or are you an addict of that shit?

>>149841451
rarely smoke, just get cravings often

atheists
revel
reluctantly
on
worldly
sins

>>149838184
Those shoulders need a ton of work

>>149841472
literally me :)

>>149841440
That’s why they kicked all Andrettis of their team
https://www.roadandtrack.com/news/a62532414/why-michael-andretti-is-no-longer-running-his-team/

>nothin to read
>nothin to say
gimi

satanic
tyranny
enshirned
with
atonal
roars
terrific

>>149841418
that guys is the opposite of fucked
might rightfully vacate his bowels but he won't die

>>149841512
>partner and friend
Micheal Andretti is gay?

>>149841514
.....i am teleported to my room....i see on my computer...on the desktop...a glowing folder....contains....heh....contais video files....heh... it's videos of every touch of the ball jesse has ever taken....also a text file with vouchers for jaylingz merch......i am blessed truly....thank you God of Talented Youngsters......i browse through the folder....i watch... best few minutes of my life......and then out of the corner of my eye i see....yeah.....a hidden folder....heh.... can't escape me..... nothing can't......i click...heh... yeah i click the mouse button for the folder to open it...and.... yeah and i see.......i see a file linkin to a website and of course i open it....it is indeed as they call it - a webpage or web page depending on how... heh....old...you are.....and inside...a yellow web page with a video player.....on the player.....wew....on the player....... I can't not unbelieve it......a live stream of jessy....what he's doing right now.....we are so far and yet connected....i am with him.... he's playing keepy uppy by bouncing the ball from the wall.... I'm thinking wait.... wasn't there supposed to be a match...the spaghetti... what happened.....look at the clock jessy says...320 kbps variable bit rate audio stream...almost perfection....probably in the future they will upgrade it...the technology is still young....anyway i check the clock...heh... it's 4 am....i remember now in the folder there were highlights of this match....i was so overtook i didn't notice it was the one i was going to watch before....going to the better place......jessy had scored 5 goals as usual and 10 assists.......and yet he isn't resting..... ain't no rest for the young and talented as they say....guess that's how he got so good...and also why he will become the best...the belloon dor...belongs to....jessy......JESSY.....lingard......

-excerpt from story of jay lingz : an biography of a young but talented youngster

towards
yggdrasil
rode
ridiculed
eir
lovingly
laudable

Spectacle
Hype
Illusion
Tactic
Groan
Insincere
Marketing
Manufactured
Irrelevant
Contrived
Kitsch

i dont think he likes it

what no squali does to mfers

require
edd's
death

blatanly
usurp
lesbian
low-saxony

Gravy
Roll
Eclair
Gherkin
Gouda
Sausage

Great, now I'm hooked on the Sandman comics and I'm even more fucking mad that Shitflix butchered it this hard.

>>149841640
F1 related due to DtS and how they butcher the truth

>>149841666
mcheaters are DONE

>>149841054
I grasped Sebastian’s buttcheeks… spread them open… place my face in his buttocks and rim him. He was tense at first but I calmed him down.

>>149841637
fake news edd working at greggs there would NOT be goods in the warmer

>>149841685
What a degenerate

British
Engineering
Nefariously
Employing
Traction
Trickery
...Or
Not?

1 Haunting Photo Taken Moments Before Disaster

>>149841707
brits would never do that.
would they?

mild seven/mevius durrys are shit

>>149841721
Perfidious Albion outfit with a corrupt italian at the helm. Surely not

>>149839730
has someone edited todt's face here to make it look like it's ballooning up

>>149841640
They do it every single time

>>149841742
>Paowaciath
An oft-forgotten team

i have a feeling norris is going to get absolutely anally GAPED at spa

>>149841761
would, not would

>>149841651
Since DTS, everything is /f1/ related.

>>149841761
Never EVER let the Briish do a Netflix series. I blame this on them. Not even American shows there are this much bullshit.
Also yes, this is /f1/ related because of DTS.

>>149841822
Cringe

>>149841861
It's an American production, you numpty

>>149841911
You're not convincing me, STEPHEN FRY, YOU POOF.

>>149841998
if she is a hot woman willing to have sex with me, and only then

>>149842015
What do you bring to the table?

Kimi has shit race pace and I've been saying it since the start of the season.

>>149841998
It's a job for Michael Masi

my dad works for mercedes and he just confirmed that max signed until 2030 :)

>>149841666
blessed satanic trips

>>149842028
uncalled for

Thinking of building a boat. F1 related because F1 drivers love boats

>>149842044
Of course he does, he retired three years ago.

My dad works at Cadillac and he just confirmed they have signed Horner.

>>149842094
It flies?

horner perez and max reunion at cadi, KINO

>>149842162
Almost

>>149842162
If his retarded son pilots, yeah

>>149842165
why did he do it

>>149842177
kek

KEK

K E K

Imagine if Ferrari had drivers

>>149842180
for the lulz

>>149842044
he has shit everything really
even shit reliability to top it all off

they spent 100 million on a washed up hamilton
they totally changed the car instead of keep developing on a solid foundation
total clown team, they deserve everything
this season would be bearable if lecuck was there to challenge the mclels

>>149842162
It flies now!

or maybe the car is good just the drivers are shit

can i have the horner grilling pic? tomorrow im having one and i want to post it

>>149842230
Do not worry, next year Ferrari will be blacked

Describe Bottas without mentioning his looks or profession/current role

what Ferrari need is another world champion and another hot shot italian

>>149842258
Prediction: he'll be even further off Charles's pace next year

>>149842263
cuck

>>149842230
>this season would be bearable if lecuck was there to challenge the mclels
It would be pretty fun to see how many more races he doesn't win from pole.

We need to add weapons to f1 cars

>>149842263
finnish man

>>149842177
what the fuck
this looks really out of place, almost fake

>>149842263
cuckold

>>149842263
Finland fast bike person

>>149842275
he just needs more time

>>149842177
Is living next to a river as comfy as I imagine it or does it have downsides besides risk of flooding?

/biz/ idea: mick schumacher

>>149842307
Terribly humid

>>149842310
>mfw cadillac ends up with mick and zhou instead of bottas and perez

>>149842307
Rats

>>149842307
comfy: giant loo for you to wee and poo
not comfy: others realising the above fact

here lies Hulkenberg
he scored

>>149842333
he just needed some time

>>149842333
leg

>>149842299
He's been in F1 longer than Lando and Oscar.

Vettel on the radio was peak comedy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqFyxzFgsXY

>>149842357
calling piastri oscar is like sucking 4 cocks at the same time

everyone needs more time
even Alonso

>>149842372
that's just the norm for an anglo

>>149842329
Twist: they get Mick, but Zhou will get recruited for the Wuling F1 initiative
As replacement, there will be a miraculous reunion at the 2026 Uralkali Cadillac Ferrari team.

Alonso needs more time. 12 years isn’t enough

>>149842255
Gotchu senpai

S: Verstappen
A: George, Albon, Piastri
B: Leclerc, Lando, Hulk

>>149842333
Are there any current f1 drivers that have sons?

>>149842418
Albon got shat on by Colapinto, bro

>>149842255
>>149842415
Better quality here

why do f1 drivers like to shit on each other so much

>>149842415
those burgers are shit btw
going to look like related meatballs when he's done

>>149842418
simply
assraped
bi-weekly

even though they were shit, I love the early 90s ferraris

>>149842432
So Colapinto > Leclerc = Albon > Sainz?

>>149842454
related to what, mon

>>149842415
the burger meats are too fat desu

>>149842415
that's a shit impractical braai to try and cook on. imagine you make yourself dizzy just walking in circle tending to the things on the outer ring

>>149842469
yes, Gasly is the best driver on the grid, as Edd pointed out

>Generational talent Gimi Andrea Antonellia
How do you rate him?

>>149842483
gasly got shit on by gio the nazi in gp2, bro

>>149842487
kek

>>149842485
All of this got me wondering, Mercedes has been shit for longer than Red Bull, yet Toto is still running things.
Can he not be axed because he partly owns the team? Surely he can be voted out or something? Imagine they fuck up the engine regs.

>>149842483
gasly is the top driver of the grid simply because he actually topped another f1 driver

>>149842498
eh, Gio was older and I think was also more experienced which means a lot when you're younger

>>149842508
they just gave up, the car can't be salvaged
that no-side pod shit ruined them for the whole gen

https://jigex.com/UTLgq
>https://jigex.com/UTLgq
https://jigex.com/UTLgq

poz3 will NEVER win a wdc

>>149842498
>>149842521
what are you blabbering about, gasly won, gionazi was 2nd

>>149842415
cheers

it's a me! mario!

>>149842508
>Mercedes has been shit
>consistently a top 4 team
They're still competitive, bro.
RBR would be bottom 4 without Max. THAT is shit.

>>149842258
he will per in the car?

narb a shit

>>149841761
Would? (2022 remaster)

I like Penelope Kvyat

as a friend

I'm finally caught up with the whole season after neglected to watch GPs since 4chan went down. Grats to Kimi and Hulkenberg for their first career podiums, did miss anything else from these past few months?

Well jigged

>>149842868

>>149842538
Thanks fren

>>149842885
the friend we made along the way

>>149842898
Welcome lad

It was an honour to be jigging alongside jodi snelson

>>149842937
i didnt notice that, just the I HATE N and gimi, or was it kimi?

>guy with the faster car wins
Why do you guys watch this? watch tennis instead

>>149842960
>more talented player wins
boring

>>149842960
too many black cunts in dennis

https://jigex.com/utoSe
>https://jigex.com/utoSe
https://jigex.com/utoSe

>>149842953
You hate what?
>nige, yugi and gimi jigging like koreans in an obscure rts

>>149842960
We all watch in the hopes that of serious crashes. A sprained ankle or wrist in tennis doesn't compare. Anyone who says otherwise is lying

>>149842888
how would /f1/ react if it turned out that Nige is a nonce?

>>149842978
Tennis is incredibly white, also ton of cute girls

>>149842418
Jeorj is ASS-tier.
>>149842263
Pornstar.

>whip out cock and start jerking off
>hear a drone flying by my window
f1 races for this incident?

Edd just farted and it stunk up the entire city.

gimi

>>149843150
1983 dutch grand prix
rather what happened to prost after it

>>149842978
>Dennis

>>149843235
What does it mean

>>149842424
>current f1 drivers that have sons
Only two of them have a child at all

>>149842473
related to butterfingers and autocorrect

>>149843307
I was going to say that were in the "too autistic to bother with sex" timeline, but the most autistic driver on the field just had a kid.

>>149843341
Hulk also showed signs of autism in the cooldown room

>>149843161
thats just what london smells like all the time

>>149843377
London smells like Jeorj.

>>149842680
They would make an easier car to drive without him.

Well jigged, even if a bit of a silly one with too much one colour at the end.

guess what i had for dinner

>>149843465
Coco pops?

>>149843465
Trick question - Spaniards dine at like 24h00

NARG has done a good job this year. NARB should be ashamed that he's not much faster.

>>149843035
It's clearly just a nonce trying to tarnish r' Niges name

>>149843465
cum

>>149843484
our clock is one hour ahead
>>149843475
>>149843514
WRONG

>>149843465
Caldo de cardan?

>>149843424
It would be easier to drive, and it would be slower than the Racing Bulls

>>149843300
Must be a cool badass guy

>>149843465
TEENAGE GIRL CULO

guys, i gave you a hint, horners pic wasnt chosen at random

>>149843465
paella

Free him?

>>149843570
Breed him

>>149843465
>ice cold grill
>unseasoned meat
>branch of rosemary on top of a steak
>plastic tongs
This image always pains me. Where did we get barbeque from in America?

>>149843465
>>149843465
given that Edd is nowhere to be seen I assume you had human meat.

>>149843465
bond burger

>>149843643
jejeje, i got that joke, very good one

>>149843640
I watched something about it a while back.
it was either the Native Americans or some tribe in the Caribbean, can't remember. they put too much emphasis on affluent white Americans using slave labor to cook their meats.

>>149842960
Who's that and how is she relevant? I don't watch tennis.

>>149843703
Emma Navarro, the Sophia Flörsch of tennis - is 24 but looks closer to 42

>>149843750
all tennis ladies look the same to me, I couldn't tell if that was Iga.

>>149843750
no way she is 24

>>149842263
Mediocre

>>149843703
She's largely recognized as the cutest player on tour, also defeated the 2nd seed Gauff in Wimbledon last year, beat the defending champ this year in wimby, got to the QFs in australian open this year, made the SFs in US open in 2024, made the QFs in last years wimby

>>149843764
Ladies and gentlemen of the class of '25: wear sunscreen. If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it.

>>149843750
She's going to age like Nadal

>>149843867
>>149843764
>>149843758
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJFoTpwVhos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJFoTpwVhos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJFoTpwVhos

FERRARI
Fix
Et
Rgain
Rony
A
R
I

>>149838184
hamilton use to use a straw to suck his cum out of narb's arse (felching)

lily zneimer piastri looks like a tennes girl.
imagine her in short white dress, pony tail and visor cap phwoar

gimi

I go to /tennis/ to goon

>>149844390
litos is hot

Complete
American
Domination
Is
Latent.
Laydown
And
Cry

Cant
Alonso
Do
Interspacial
Launch
Laugh
At
Charles?

I want a gf, but only 2 hours a day

>>149844444
nice digits

>>149844444
Checked. Also, same.

>>149844444
checked. the comedian Patrice O'neal had a funny bit about this that "men want to be alone but not by ourselves". That we want to be with a women, but not have her in our space all the time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPUZyTXERtw

another friday night alone, this one happens to be my birthday, my best years are officially behind
at least alonso will win the championship next year
im going to bed

>>149837273
>But look at the team call, putting him on hards in Spain. That was a glimpse into what RB has become.
As stupid as it was in hindsight I don't put that entirely on the team, it was Max that made the call for new tyres but the team should have warned him they only had hards left, problem is I don't think there was enough time between the initial call to pit to have that entire conversation before he was already in the pit lane.
I strongly believe Newey left on his own accord not wanting to be hit by the damage from Horners dick fallout.
>>149837725
>The car is tricky to drive because it's the only way to extract performance out of it
McLaren and Ferrari's drivers have been saying the same thing about their cars, the only difference being that the McLaren has crazy low deg that allows them to sprint past everyone after the early phase of the race.

>>149844643
Feliz navidad

>>149844643
happy hanukkah

>>149844643
Good night

>>149844643
hbd Anonymous

>>149838166 (OP)
SEE SEEEEEE!!!!! I told you guys he wasn't a real boy

>watch old clips
>get edd rolled

>>149844643
Happy birthday, nigga

>>149840388
>AMX was an absolute shitter in his first few years as well.
No he was not, he crashed a lot from being overly aggressive but he certainly wasn't as slow as Kimi is compared to NARB.
>>149840951
>>149841154
Hmm, interesting

>>149844802
preferable to being literally, physically edd rolled

>>149844802
I found the Edd in that pic

>>149841861
>Not even American shows there are this much bullshit.
Surely you can't be serious.

I saved this video of ocon's gf but forgot to post it

>>149842369
For me, it's him reverting to German at the 2019 Brazilian Grand Prix

>>149844869
thought i asked you to show her backside, breasts and her on her back, legs spread and spreading her labia

>>149844869
She burned her chest, someone should spread aloe vera all over her

>>149844551
>That we want to be with a women, but not have her in our space all the time.

That’s true for women, too (to a lesser degree, tho).

It’s always important to remember that no one likes clingy people.

i have no contract

>>149844643
Good birthnight, amigo.

>>149844643
If you're never looking then she'll never find you.

>>149844913
I wish he would go to Cadillac instead of letting mercedes string him along as the plan b if max isn't available

>>149844911
>That’s true for women, too (to a lesser degree, tho).
It's more like they want you to be there for them whenever they feel like it, but not be there for you when you need company, unless they're in the mood (not necessarily even for sex, but for anything). Hence why they are generally compared to cats, whereas men are compared to dogs.

>>149844643
hbd

>>149844913
i have no contract and i must cry

>>149844956
>but not be there for you when you need company, unless they're in the mood (not necessarily even for sex, but for anything).

This hasn’t been my experience t bh honestly, if you ever are in a relationship that feels cat-adjacent-esque with a woman then it’s time to go because that sounds like hell

>>149843611
double it and give it to the next person

>>149844956
this is a roundabout way of saying you think women like to fuck dogs isn't it

>>149845172
Some prefer cats.

>>149844913
come to aston martin, george
lawrence loves his funny puppets

>>149844848
holy shit there he is

sueldo, patron

all I can think about these days is how much I do not like my family
races for this feel?

>>149844913
Red Bull swapping spit (drivers) with Mercedes, screencap this.

>>149845248
10 million united states dollars a year for a driver who will average 0.5 points a race

>>149845248
>Bottas and Perez
the jannettys have assembled

I hope that you are ready for one massive jigg

https://jigex.com/o6XWe
>https://jigex.com/o6XWe
https://jigex.com/o6XWe

>>149845321
he brings in more sponsors money so 10 mil/year is reasonable

>>149845328
That's overwhelming, I had to quit.

>>149844643
Sorry anon, clearly Hulk will win next year, as I imagine it in my daydreams.

>>149845350
It's ok not every can handle that size

por favor

>>149845483
us was verifying

>>149845502
thanks

>>149845543
no problem

biz idea: Lewis moves to his ancestors in Rwanda

However it’s 1994

>>149845606
What's the biz here?

>>149845633
F1 heals

>>149845595
>>149845606
>>149845619
>>149845620
ANUS :D

>>149844643
Feliz cumple anos atrasado

Suckie.

>>149845669
:DDDDD

how many bongs until quali

DUN DUN DUN

>>149845704
9

fucking leaf

>>149845733
dubs of tru

>>149845714
182 bongs 33 bings

>>149845704
v81 engines sounds like a silly idea but I'll allow it

>>149845683
i am thinking about starting a company selling my homemade pickles. the high school kids seem to buy these in droves at the school fairs they have for fundraisers or just celebrating the end of the school year. i might make spicy pickles too

>"Franz Hermann" likely refers to Hermann Franz, a high-ranking commander in the Nazi police during World War II
O RLY?

>>149845850
i mean we know he hates stroll

>After completion, his creator decided to name him after the American serial killer George Russel who had sexually assaulted and murdered three women in 1990
the jorj facts they don't want you to know

>>149845891
>George Waterfield Russell Jr., known as "the Charmer", is an American thief and serial killer responsible for the murders of three women
such a charming young lad

>>149845833
>i am thinking about starting a company selling my [...] pickle. the high school kids seem to buy [...] in droves [...] for fun[...] or just celebrating the end of the school year.

>>149845951
Should have left the last line in too

>>149841222
Pour one out for the last of the bad ass, perfect proportions, wide track cars.

Man, I'm just finishing up watching 2023 (I'm working backwards, but will probably skip to 2005 or something for some v10 action), and these commentators are fucking retarded.
And they somehow get worse.

>>149843465
2800 hours of therapy?

>>149846197
The rapey what?

I’m scared, and a little nervous. Someone please man me the fuck up.

>>149846346
Fear is normal. What you do with it matters. Work the problem. Then work the next one. And if you work enough problems and don't be a little bitch, then everybody gets to go home happy.

Gimi.

gimi

>>149846417
gimi

>>149846454
long hair gimi was surely a gimi

rock gimi

>>149846272
I made a shoop where I rearranged the letters in HILFIGER, removed some letters and added another. But I don't think I should post it.

>>149846512
I'm interested in seeing it.

>>149846512
>I made a shoop where I rearranged the letters in HILFIGER, removed some letters and added another. But I don't think I should post it.
Let me guess, it says:
>I AM LORD VOLDEMORT

>>149846543
This might be one of those where you can see it in the thumbnail but not really in the full image.

>>149846555
>Tommy NICOLE
?

>>149846579
I felt bad. Anyway, when she getting a F1 seat?

>>149846605
When Alonso retires.
Provided she's still young enough then.

>>149846605
2027 when chuck retires from mental fatigue

>>149846512
finger her?
>>149846555
oh...

What was wrong with Turkish GP?
I always enjoyed it

>>149846644
poorfag country

>>149846651
I'm sensing some bias

>>149846644
There was t*rks there.

>>149846674
Oh so that's why we don't have even German GP...
Kinda racist from F1, but also understandable

>>149846662
you can sense all you want Rajeev but I would have taken my dad to a GP if Istanbul was still on the calendar.
it's a well-known fact they have been fucked over beyond comprehension over the last few years, economically speaking of course.

>sipping
>try to play RoN
>lose 6 guys
f1 seasons for this feeling

>>149846714
Considering you're playing a map game, China 2023.

>>149846710
>immediately with the flailing racial seethe over a little banter
jeez m8
>it's a well-known fact they have been fucked over beyond comprehension over the last few years, economically speaking of course.
I've heard that as well but I've never actually heard why, what exactly is going wrong that they're getting fucked so hard? After all, they should have the largest collection of doctors, lawyers, and engineers in the world on hand.

>>149846714
You literally cannot suffer in shitholes.

Don't freak jannies, I'm also asking which F1 drivers plays RoN? Also, any supremely based ones that played SWAT 4?

>>149846714
Well, there's not a single season that "lost 6 guys".
But 1958 had four fatalities. If you combine that with 1959, you get to six. That does include the Indy 500 though.

>>149846770
do you notice a glaring absence?
i paid $75

>>149846784
>i paid $75

>>149846761
apologies, I thought you were the baitfag.
I am guessing having massive earthquakes every 2 months plus wildfires in the summer, political instability and immigrants flocking to your country doesn't help much.

>>149846714
rise of nations? based

>>149846815
>I am guessing having massive earthquakes every 2 months plus wildfires in the summer, political instability and immigrants flocking to your country doesn't help much.
lel, are we talking about Turkey or California?

>>149846714
>go on mission
>get both elements murdered
>LOW MORALE
>go on another mission
>leave both elements behind to save moral
>I get murdered
>element is safe but more depressed now
>NEEDS A THERAPIST
>NEEDS A THERAPIST
>NEEDS A THERAPIST
>NEEDS A THERAPIST
Should I reinstall? Did they rebalace the moral system because that's was killing all the fun from the game.

>>149846770
no Jamaican flag
do they not have their own money?

>>149846829
excuse me but California has wildfires in winter as wellc

>>149846837
its still rough
2 guys got autotherapisted after the bad breach killed 2
i didnt have to worry about morale with the next 4 because a booby trap killed them all
i saw nothing under the door
its not my fault

>>149846770
>>149846714
>You literally cannot suffer in shitholes.
Even with the heavy discounts they're still paying more than we are relative to buying power, also IIRC the EU B& the practice of reducing prices for poorer countries within the eurozone.
Did RoN ever back down on the censorship changes or did they tell people to just get fucked?
>>149846851
[finn provoking image]

>>149846829
kek
the war on Ukraine hit them hard as well IIRC, they import a lot of gas from Russia.
I feel for them.

>>149846852
>California street course
It would be interesting to have course hazards like needles, human feces, and the homeless during a race. Every lap would be different!

>>149846896
I literally pay for thirdies to play vidya. That's why I refuse to pay for anything F1 related, it would amount to the same thing.

>>149846908
Perhaps if they have an e-prix there they could bring back fan boost in the form of sending fent-zombies as obstacles for the other drivers!

>>149846908
my brother in christ f1 raced there and it is still used

>>149846379
Thank you, I appreciate it

>>149846926
Hitting them would give the drivers an actual reason to use the boost zone too.
>>149846932
As far as I can tell the last time it was used for f1 was over forty years ago.
Long before California become the giant festering shithole it is today.

>>149846974
indycar you fucking melt

>no nu thread
Based fuck new threads

>>149846985
I know you're retarded, Jamaica anon, but indycar and f1 aren't the same thing.

>>149847020
DO
YOU
SEE
NEEDLES
SHIT
OR MOMLESS
DURING
INDYCAR

Lazy Italian Friday I see

>>149847035
>MOMLESS
Depends on if you've turned up

>>149847035
That would require watching indycar, so no.

>>149847035
yes

gimi https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fkj9lWJg__U

this still the thread
question

>>149847155
you should bake a real thread

>>149847248
I don't do manual labor

fatter thread than edd. jk nothing is fatter than edd

>>149847438
>Tranny Shark
>Tranny flag sheep
Post the pic of this monstrosity

>>149847438
ehhhhhhhhhhhh F1?????????????

Cumming~

for me? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xW17jtkjvvg
>you gotta push

BAKlNG

>>149837332
>>149837332
>>149837332
>>149837332

>>149847900
are you ok

>>149850398
>>149850398
>>149850398