Thread 149840268

>Last Result:
Brisbane Lions - 86 (12.14)
Western Bulldogs - 76 (12.4)

>Next Fixtures… bunch of shit
Hawthorn (7th, 11-6) v Port Adelaide (11th, 8-9) - 1:20pm (AEST)
Sydney (10th, 8-9) v North Melbourne (16th, 4-12) - 4:15pm
Carlton (12th, 6-11) v Melbourne (13th, 6-11) - 7:35pm
West Coast (18th, 1-16) v Richmond (17th, 4-13) - 8:10pm

>>149840268 (OP)
hello

Morning lads
Looking forward to another day of not watching the shit slop known as modern footy

ez4port

wake up neet spastics

Can't wait to read some milquetoast political platitudes from vacuous losers ITT

>only 1 top 8 team plays today and they're frauds
Holy grim

>>149840268 (OP)
I met a traveller from suburban land,
Who said—“Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. . . . Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed;
And on the pedestal, these words appear:
My name is G. Ablett, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.”

The diet starts on Monday

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>>149845437
that'll be $5.95 thanks champ. recurring every week. text STOP to cancel ( we won't read it or cancel, ever )

we will send you backgrounds and another ringtone every once in a while

What food can I eat to get rid of a horrible bout of gas? I'm over it

>>149845455
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>>149845761
based sam konstas

Good morning alf

>trannyjanny tries to ban me
I am unstoppable

I'm gonna fuck someone up today

>>149846546
Crisp me to my liver

really wouldn't mind Adelaide, Collingwood, Essendon, Geelong, Port, or Hawthorn's players all dying in a horrible plane accident on their way to an away game

>>149846681
What an awful thing to post. Pull your head in.

why the fuck are there afternoon games on a friday today? public holiday?

lay off the pipe mate

loomers....im losing hope

Cursed to live life a top a figurative island, cast away in mental solitude, surrounded my mere automata fulfilling their base programming with Work, Sex and Sleep. Meandering through their banal existence with no philosophy, no ethos to call their own. A cruel punishment to suffer the embarassment of calling these lowly creatures my fellows, every interaction with them, this society, this civilisation, this so called Humanity a further reminder of my complete and utter isolation, a Stranger among the the dreadfully Unstrange.

>>149847017
Vile reddit creatures

>>149847034
stop talking about yourself

Weird how the yanks and Australians up until the 50s chop off their foreskin for no apparent reason

>>149847058
proof?w

my parents chopped mine off

>>149844850
no but steven wait iykwim haha

>>149847070
Why?

Imagine letting another man touch your dick and mutilate it against your will. And mummy made the decision for you. Sad! And the man is still probably alive. Could have walked past you yesterday. He mutilated your dick. Sad!

>>149847070
that's fucked up sorry anon

>>149847109
dunno, never spoken to them about it but never forgiven them for it

Fucking fuming lads mum bought skin on frankfurts when she knows I like skinless

Cracked my first beer ready for a comfy Super Saturday with my /afl/ friends.

I was circumcised because when I was a baby of a few weeks old my foreskin closed up and got infected and basically I couldn't pee. My penis was swelling up because I was peeing into my closed foreskin so my parents took me to the hospital and I had an emergency circumcision. If not for that I wouldnt have been.

FOOTY
PIE
FOOTY PIE FOOTY PIEFOOTYPIE

Really can't decide on who to tips between iggs and tigers.

My rule of thumb is generally always tip based on form we have seen, not for things we havent (dont tip for an upset). Which says i should tip Richmond.

But if iggs were ever going to win another game this season this would be the game. Very torn.

>>149847487
genuine 50/50

Actual good games on today which is cool.

richmond just played the shittest game of all time
the eagles made port power dig deep kek

jb having a go at bill for posting a nude photo is fucking funny. how about your daughter in law. got him.

>>149847487
iggs

>>149843965
This but ironically. Just the kind of game Port inexplicably turn up for, similar to when they beat GWS in Canberra

last night finally ended the discussion
the ashcrofts are better than the daicos

i'm an igg but we play shit at home. need another 06 premiership player to an hero .

>>149846615
Crisp

>>149847545
I'm worried it's going to be a boring game without any decent chimpouts.

>>149847547
i wish the iggs had awesome father son recruits we really need to get that breeding program up and running before we get overtaken in that area by other teams

>>149847545
Port are not winning without JHF, Rozee, Ratugolea in career best form.

Hawks by 60 odd

which 19 year old will port power pick to dab on today

Anyone got a multi over a few games today that the alf boys can get around

>>149847626
Think of what you could be buying instead

>>149847626
You’re not just hurting yourself

not if i win

>>149847608
Hopefully Nick watson

> blowing a gale
> minus degrees
> rain incoming

why the fuck are games even played in tas, what a horrible forsaken place

>>149847774
kino

>>149847774
*pisses and shits everywhere when the afl say the new stadium requires a roof*

will ashcroft or wont ashcroft?

the prince of afl

>>149847834
got a bet on him to win the browlow but yeah daicos is gunna win it

>>149847774
it's literally the same as melbourne lol

I'm so alpha my undies say alpha on them

>>149847959
this but tradie

>>149847774
shut up pussy that is proper footy weather

>>149848030
dont set him off

you cunts watching the footy?

blowing a gale today

rigging and droneball already and we’re 30 seconds in

>>149848192
t. mel mclaughlin

>>149848192
t. brendan gale’s wife

games going better than i'd imagine

you get the feeling that these two teams aren't the best of friends

Where's JHF?

>>149848245
too cold for him

business idea: end male poojeet immigration and replace them all with latinas

>>149848253
nah Harley beat him up too badly.

>>149848260
BASED

>>149848189
yeah

>>149848192
crisp my male char in BG3

Uhhh "hawks going to win by 60" bros???

port power fans are such yappy cunts for a side not playing finals kek
like bro you are essendon/st kilda territory stfu

>no one can kick straight because the wind is blowing a gale
This is why they need a roof!

crisp afl cloud seeding to prove their point about a roof

this wouldn’t happen if the stadium had a roof

>>149848376
rated by whom? how can you make an objective statement from a subjective value??

>>149848376
there's a thin line between the worst player in the league and the best player in the league

ROOF ROOF

>>149848376
this is hyperbole
not even an iggs fan and i think he has played some good games
what the fuck has the fat cunt rioli being doing?

>>149848376
that iggs kit is all time shit

>>149848376
>Daniel Hoyne
Yeah mate that's a sick opinion you got there bro.

God it fucking shits me every single contest these days the umps blow the whistle. Put it away. Let them play. Fucking hell you dont need to call a free kick every time two players are next to each other fuck sake.

>champion data
>man who rates players based on made up metrics makes baseless statement

chinks really losing their mind over talisman sabre this year kek

>rain blowing sideways in Tas
Is it time?

the led boards have a ton of dead pixels
why is everything in tassie such low quality

>>149848449
Excellent post.

>>149848423
something different happening this time around?

>>149848376
CD also had carlton as like the best team in history kek

>le kick with the breeze and score
boring

>>149848452
they installed the boards but didn't leave anyone from the mainland behind to maintain them

This is great seeing athletes brought to their knees by mother nature.

You don't even know what a 'led board' means pseud

hawthorn and their failed rebuild
sam mitchell is a charlatan

>>149848469
so true

>i-i-it just can't rain like this!!!! #buildtheroof
Fucking pussy shit here

>>149848469
What else do you do?
That's a 15 goal breeze. Might get close to 80kph gusts.

>>149848376
>>149848395
yeah funny as this is champion data is actually bullshit like 80% of the time

>>149848492
it makes for a shit spectacle

>>149848492
I say bring this shit back ay.
I miss gale footy at Football Park, Princes Park and Subi.

two angry spergs

might go have a nap on the couch

Sicily is such a cunt of a bloke

>>149848508
who said this
trvke regardless

why do you blokes love wet weather footy so much

>>149848504
It's good fun, wtf are you talking about.
I was at >>149848436 with inches of water below my seat and a hurricane blowing and it was one of my favourite games I've watched live.


>rain coat did nothing
>even had a waterproof blanket, did nothing
>freezing to death
Was fucking fun as fuck.

>>149848529
i like sweaty wet hot muscular guys, especially afl players, getting dirty and physical with each other

>>149848530
/r/ThatHappened

Forgot this was a Haw v Port game. Boy this is a growing rivalry ay.

why does every black footy player need to have a zesty hair cut

>>149848504
As if. It's just another challenge to overcome. With the amount of NFL games I've watched in a shitload of snow (like +20cm)... Ya got no room to cry

you can tell he was hurt when tism was called pseud and now he's trying to use that word without fully grasping the meaning

impossible challenge
american trying to explain something without comparing it to something from their country

>>149848543
For me I like trekking in mud and rain so maybe it's not for everyone.
It doesn't feel like a job done until you get a bit dirty right?

The values of the weak prevail because those wielding power have appropriated such weakness and employed it as their instrument for ruling

>>149848570
the melbourne challenge?

>>149848570
americans are disgusting cultureless obese retards

>U.S. flag taking the bait
midwit behaviour

>>149848553
People here are getting pussy. They bitch about the weather all the time instead of getting on with the fucking game. My team used to like exploiting weather, it was an interesting condition you could utilise to your advantage sometimes.

why doesn't Sicily look like a wog or Taranto for that matter

bussiness idea: during wet games the balls get swapped out to nrl balls with the built in grips

>>149848570
complaining about rain is retarded shit.. like man get a fuckin umbrella... Take a physics class and learn how wind works

Considering they want to roof all of the stadiums for the sake of financial risks (gambling odds) I say fuck roofs and let the weather in.

>boundry thrown in goes 10m in one direction favouring one team
>these conditions are so fun and exciting xd!

winter sport

>>149848598
ok eddie

>>149848599
>like man get a fuckin umbrella
Not allowed to do that at big stadiums normally.

> ball stuck in middle of ground for entire game
> low pressure fumble fest
> constant ball ups and throw ins
> aflw scoreline

people that like wet weather footy are fuckwits

>>149848616
>but in the nfl

>what a star
Ain't no stars here but mother nature herself. The great equalizer

is there anything you don't hate?

>>149848596
throwback to before italy was invaded by the arabs
italians used to be european looking like blue eyed blonde types but yeah they got invaded by arabs and interbred with them

>>14984861
Get a poncho I guess idfk

>>149848612
obviously by the nature of wind it's going to favor one team but that's literally the case with any natural variable.

>>149848624
I thought it was the law.
It was at least a by law at Subi and the Waca. It obstructs the view of people around you. Pretty reasonable, although they nearly banned flags at Subi at one point for similar reasons (people got so mad when that was suggested).

>>149848643
I fuckin love afl

>>149848656
cringe

>>149848645

>>14984861 (Dead)

sicily is going to get dropped kek
then again hawthorn seem to play better without him

>app temp: -0.6C
There are people on the exposed pavillion. You are insane kek.

any sleet?

>winning every stat category imaginable by panels
>still trailing
I don't want to hear ANYMORE about Hawthorn being anything but irrelevant.

are you nerds actually watching the footy lmao

>>149848704
I am

but im a port customer

>>149848695
i still expect them to win this game but it being close, let alone losing to a shit side at your own cheat ground is absolutely pathetic

>>149848643
Attractive European women getting buttfucked

>>149848704
when my team's on i do

>>149848687
It's technically 10C, but it's windy as fuck. Could get up to 90kph.
So basically old school Whitten Oval.

The drainage on that ground was actually absurd though, like you could sit on the wing and not see the boundary on the other side (like a big hill). Not sure if Launceston is the same.

>have ball
>lose it for half a millisecond
>flop like a fish and get the free
HATE this shit

Port Adelaide's 2026 Indigenous Guernsey design. Prison Bars.

>>149848715
>butt
FOY

wet weather footy would be more entertaining if they added slapstick sound effects that play every time a player slips over or drops the ball

fucking hell hawthorn can only ever get frees by lowering their necks to try and get decapitated

>>149848695
>>149848709
I remember that port vs hawks game in 2022 where port won every single stat and lost by 60 points.

Not often you will win inside 50s by 12, clearences by 24, disposals by nearly 100 and lose by that much.

Basically port had the ball most of the game would go forward, turn it over and hawks would go fast over ports press and run into goal, happened over and over the whole game and port couldnt stop it and couldnt score themselves. So yeah you can dominate a game and lose.

>it's so windy that the stations probably aren't recording the rain, which is just blown out of the gage
kek

>>149848715
this but latinas and mulattoes as well

>>149848753
Happens often in AFL, that's the whole point of the super flood tactic really.

>>149848753
>% In50s goal
>12.1% vs 41.3%

>Pisses down with rain
>Goal kicking accuracy increases
Really makes you think.

You'd think you'd either:
>kick long with the breeze
>press forward with handballs only against the breeze

Have these professionals forgotten the basics or something?
We used to do handball drills only when the weather was this shit, specifically for this situation.

>>149848789
in the wet in either wind direction you're best to just put it on the boot and get territory

4 goal breeze you reckon?

Those players probably can barely see the ball with that much wind when combined with the rain. You end up not being able to see the ball even in scraps.

Janny a tranny uh
Stiffy a bliffy uh

>>149848788
ball gets waterlogged so heavier more momentum wind has less of an impact on the ball also ball goes further when kicked especially if its with the wind

>>149848789
>press forward with handballs only against the breeze
Even in the wet?

>>149848798
No way, that's how you turn it over.
You go rugby tactics.

Every side tried to kick it and we used to smash them because they just turned it over.

Fuck off and eat shit port faggots

Piss shit Fartball League

>>149848809
You try hitting a target in front with this breeze. You gotta scrap it forward with hand-passing unless the player is clear and close enough to not have the ball held up in the breeze.

Umpball - Advantage: Hawthorn

>>149848816
yeah and you handball a slippery ball and your team mate fumbles and its turned over quicker. Always boot it in the wet.
Glad you're not a coach.

I don't think AFL sides train for wet weather footy anymore, this is actually worse than amateurs right now.

couple more years and its all theyll train for #climatechange

Mitch Georgiades is scared of the ball, he has the same pussy shit that Marshall used to have. Marshall finally grew some balls and now he's a cripple.
Footy is a tough game.

>>149848854
Rain is one thing, rain + wind is another.
Gale force winds are kino.

>>149848841
Sorry not all of us were bad kicks.

>>149848853
You're less likely to fuck up a handball than a kick in this weather.
Risk wise, it's just more beneficial to handpass.

Port has done it about 10-15 times already this quarter. They stopped pressing and kicked and it just turns over every time. Pointless. Just press.

>>149848885
Nobody is in shit whether. All people are shit kicks in bad weather.

>sneding dickpics to aflw players
worth the risk in this climate? thoughts? thinking about doing this, castiong a wide net as such will be my tasctic

>>149848886
its better to drop a kick 60m from your goal than drop a handball 100m from your goal.

you get territory. Port just keep kicking it to a 2 on 1

>>149848894
There was this guy called Jason Akermanis.

Fucking under 9s sides have a plan B for wet weather, but Port Adelaide does not.
What is Hinkley actually doing ay?

>>149848897
My boss's daughter plays footy at state level and and she got a male player kicked out of the club for sending her a dick pic kek. shes straight too

>Tasmanian state election day
>Pissing down and windy
It's almost like an omen that they need a stadium with a roof.

>>149848920
If they cock this up it'll be a historical fumble. I'm just waiting for them to nix the deal.

>>149848920
hoping labor wins and the stadium is dead in the water kek

Also would mean every single government in the country is labor I believe which is pretty hilarious. Cant wait for the state liberals here in SA to be completely wiped out next state election (voting based on the last federal election would leave them with maybe 2 seats in the whole state if repeated in the state election)

>>149848899
>99% chance of a failed kick vs 5-10% chance of a failed handball
Brainless football for nuffies that think mere distance covered in 1 disposal is best. That's just not the case in these conditions.

Port have made all of their ground through handpass presses and coughed it up every time when they kicked the fucking thing.
They're not even kicking to anything. Every kick is a roulette because the ball could go anywhere. I prefer the risk of a dropped handpass than the random outcome of a weather affected kick.

This melbourne bozo can't comprehend that other parts of the country get less rain so they are less acclimatised to wet weather football.

>>149848949
you're completely wrong though and pretty much everyone in the know would tell you to kick it over handball in the wet and get territory. Port just keep kicking it to 2 on 1 situations. Kicking isnt completely random either these arent Under 12 players. They know how to kick.

>>149848935
>hoping labor wins and the stadium is dead in the water kek
Labor supports the stadium.
Liberals support the stadium.

The minor parties that Labor/Liberals will need to agree to form a minority government with them don't support the stadium.

The current parliament was:
>35 seats in parliament
>14 liberal (for)
>10 labor (for)
>11 minor/independents (against, for the most part?)
So 24 for, 11 against. It's like a bad love movie where both major parties want the stadium but because of a family feud with bad blood they can never get married.

3 lines or less. If it has to do with politics then make it 1 line or less

if it's a platitude i want it lightly milquetoasted

>>149849019
Main characters can't admit they love each other; both get cucked.

My cock is about to get fuckin flogged

mine's in post flogging recovery atm

he wanking they dick off

>>149848987
This literally just happened for 20 minutes of football just now.
You're as fucking dumb as my boomer dad on this shit. 100% failure rate is 100%. That's why port only got forward just now when they handpassed.

You can't kick it to a particular contest, even a 2 on 1, when the ball is fucking going all over the shop chaotically. It's fucking retarded to think it's going to a 2 on 1, when it's flying all over the shop randomly because of a tempest.

>>149849039
>>149849047
>>149849048
Indians don't have dicks though.

>>149849067
It's a 4 goal breeze. Hawthorn kicked 3 goals with the breeze, so that Port kicked a goal shows that their kicking tactics worked.

>>149849067
the problem with hand balling it out of the press when you are against the win is turn overs hurt really bad because with the wind opposition to kick it over the press to forwards out the back

yummo cant wait to waste the hubbys hard earned

>>149849106
I'm assuming that Dukka is that brown power shit.
Why the hell would you sprinkle it around the edge of the plate? Whenever you handle the plate you'll end up with crap on your fingers.

These guys are actually arguing over footy tactics

JUST KICK IT

I live in rural Vic and one of our country roads just got changed from 80/100kmh to 60kmh and Highway Patrol just caught me doing 85kmh because I was retarded and just relying on muscle memory, and my license will be suspended for 3 months.
Is there any way out of the suspension or am I fucked?

>>149849067
Yeah mate you know more than the players, the coaches, the commentators, my junior and under age coaches who told us all to not fuck around with it in the wet and boot it.

You should be a coach mate.

>>149849099
sorry i was just typing my stream of thought i just meant turnovers hurt really bad if you try and hand ball through the press when you are against the wind

that's why they kick long because even if theirs a turn over it's less damaging

pretty weird how sa introduced an unlawful large knife hand-in scheme and now there's a huge spike in machete attacks all over the country

Stream of thought? More like stream of diarrhea

>>149849147
I gotta a stream right here for you mate *unzips*

Based upset

Camera lens kino.

>>149849137
Not him but coaches and commentators aren't especially good tacticians, most are just meatheads who copy others. See the death of the torpedo punt

>>149849134
lady behind me in my seats is really bad with this, and crying about missed free kicks which aren't there

>>149849156
reckon they might know a few more things than people on 4chan

>>149849151
Piss n shit, hawthorn special

>>149849168
Probably but not me, my iq is 187 and unlike everyone involved in afl today, I am actually a football historian

I like how when hawks go forward and its a one on one with both forward and defender grabbing each other hawks get the free, and when port go forward with the forward and defender grabbing each other hawks also get the free. On ya umps

ynr based richard pusey

sammy is NOT happy with his team

Why don't Hawthorn kick it forward low along the ground? End over end style.

bring back the drop kick tbqhwy

>Kicks long
>Gets a goal
Hmm

Where's the best place to buy a (used) car these days? Dealership? I assume that's more reliable than gumtree or w/e

>>149849195
How come the media and courts dragged him through the mud and not the Indian truck driver who actually killed that cop?

>>149849234
Classifieds in the local paper.
Either way you're going to get bent over.

>>149849234
auctions

>>149849234
dealership. people are generally scummy and looking to screw you over, especially online. well, dealerships are too, but at least they're held legally accountable and therefore somewhat more trustworthy.
just don't get one of those obnoxious fuckoff huge americanist leisure trucks. i'd recommend a small efficient hatch if your masculinity isn't too fragile

>>149849240
Because as the cop was dying pinned against his car he got the phone camera out and recorded it, yelling at her that she made his Chinese takeaway noodles cold.

Dude is scum.

>>149849267
honestly based

>>149849267
Kek based pusey showing no remorse to the pigs

Free kicks
>hawks 18
>port 8

really really makes you think

>>149849267
there was about 4 cops strewn about. what he did was tasteless but it's not like he killed them. they endangered themselves by making him stop where they did.

>>149849092
actually it's a 30 goal breeze.

>>149849281
>Power
>In the rain
It's expected that they'd shock everyone and give away frees.

RED FLAG THE GAME. VISIBILITY TOO BAD.

>>149849267
xD

>>149849244
>>149849257
>>149849259
Yeah cheers, still got a bit of time with my current one but it's getting to the point where the repairs cost more than what I paid for it initially. I like the car but not enough to spend a shitload on it, may as well get something new

i've got a pooey bum

>>149849259
you're a bit of a mincer aren't you

>>149849314
what makes you say that?

can't decide whether to go the gym this arvo or tomorrow arvo

>>149849290
>what he did was tasteless but it's not like he killed them. they endangered themselves by making him stop where they did.
He gets the hate for being a scumbag rather than getting blamed for their deaths. He wouldn't have even been part of the story if he didn't record it.
From memory he had a history of just blasting it down the road completely disregarding the speed limit, so shouldn't have been allowed to drive on the road to begin with desu.

Also recall a story of him trashing his own house when the house next door was for sale to tank their price. He ended up buying it for cheap.

tl;dr - A (natural) methhead with some money.

>>149849326
you should enjoy the gym, not have it be a chore and burden

>>149849326
both obviously

>>149849314
>dealerships are more trustworthy (???)
>inject le amerigga for no reason whatsoever
>inject muh male fragility for no reason whatsoever

>>149849351
Uncle Chopchop works at bunnings?

>>149849353
>>149849318

>>149849351
looks like a bug

>>149849332
having no class isn't a crime

>>149849351
what a specimen

>>149849353
Guys asking how to buy used cars are probably on the younger side.
4chan is majority male, so a young guy looking to buy a car.
Young guys (and boomers) are the most likely to buy huge fuck off """trucks""" because it makes them feel big and important.
Buying one of those cars is beyond stupid.

Buy a small Japanese/Korean car.

>But I'm a tradie
Get a van.

>>149849337
wouldn't say it's a burden, just been going less regularly for the last 2 weeks because i've had more stuff on

new bunnings slag just dropped

>>149849353
>>149849358
yes, dealerships are more trustworthy that online individual sellers, because they and their business are held legally accountable if they were to sell lemons.
too many american-style leisure trucks are on australian roads and it's a major problem for our infrastructure and public safety. i suggested he get a small car so that he wouldn't run into these problems. many men have problems with drvnig hatchbacks - how they may not to some be "manly" or whatever, but it's in his best interest to buy one for several reasons. unless he's a tradesmen, then i'd advise a van.

>>149849387
>tattoos

multi builders
consider the following: grundy 10+ clearances @ 2.20

>used car salesmen are trustworthy
based vaxxcattle

Tired footy out there.

>>149849387
if she moved in with palace they'd be the romanovs iykwim haha

>>149849400
no, they are more trustworthy than online marketplace grifters. not that they themselves inherently are.

wonder what she's been up to

>>149849387
>Wynter
Cant be that hard to find surely

>hey guys where should i buy a car?
>DON'T GET A BIG ***AMERICAN*** CAR YOU FUCKING SNOWFLAKE VIRGIN
ahh okay

>>149849415
More like cholesterol goddess.

>>149849400
Prostitutes are more likely to be clean than your local nightclub slapper.

>>149849421
bit of an exaggeration, and my reasons were valid

>>149849411
used car dealers are the lowest scum on earth mate

I really like the apartment I'm buying

>>149849420
She has zoomer tattoos, m8. Their entire generation has butchered names.

>>149849436
lawyers, journalists, politicians, bankers, tradies, online scammers...

>>149849437
crisp $700k in debt for a tiny apartment anon

>>149849437
good area?

These fuckers suck, just score lmao

>>149849436
Look at this guy sucking off real estate agents.

>>149849437
Nice! I hope that it becomes a lovely home for you, mate

don't tell me antitradiesperg is a used car salesman

>>149849421
Americans aren't even buying American anymore

>>149849457
>antitradiesperg
there's several of us

>>149849437
>No yard for a dog

>>149849437
honestly really enjoyed apartment living in a walkable area.

>>149849467
we went over this last night, it's not a dealbreaker; it can be done (owning a dog in an apartment)

>>149849462
don't blame them. would never buy one personally just amused at how it was randomly forced into the convo.

Eat shit poort trannies kek

>>149849474
delet

>>149849474
you don't see of the lowest bogan filth do backyard wrestling any more. not sure if that's good or bad

>>149849462
We lag you guys by like 5-10 years. They're super popular here.
Most young tradies will ruin themselves financially by buying an 80k 'truck' first thing.

>>149849474
one of the funniest webms of all time

Buy a manual car. Most car thieves can't drive it so your car gets left alone.

>>149849443
it's only a small fraction of that and over 30 years
>>149849445
yeah, its newly developed, this suburb had nothing on it just over a decade ago.
>>149849468
yeah its good to not need your car every time you leave the apartment, also lets me get more steps in

Another useless performance from flat track zak against a top 8 team. Many such cases.

>>149849497
something in this
I used to have a manual and when I was living with a house mate his car was broken into twice being an automatic, mine was never touched being a manual

Will Day? No, but Steven May

>>149849497
manual shitbox hatchback, they target expensive looking and bigger cars

Get fucked port faggots

>>149849503
>it's only a small fraction of that
Its almost impossible to buy any property, apartment or otherwise, under 600k so I dont believe you.
Even the shittiest houses in the worst areas are selling for 800-900k

>>149849510
This is the path of wisdom

We're a happy team at Hawthorn
We're the Mighty Fighting Hawks.
We love our Club, and we PLAY. TO. WIN.
Riding the bumps with a grin (at Hawthorn).
Come what may, you'll find us striving
Team work is the thing that talks
FOUR
THREE
TWO
One for all and all for one
Is the way we are at Hawthorn.
We are the Mighty Fighting Hawks.

>>149849437
got a piccy?

>>149849518
>his mother didn't take out her super to pay a fraction of the cost

I did it (cancelled my gym membership and bought a pushbike)

>>149849518
depends where you are, two bedroom 10 minute bus ride from perth 440k, my repayments are like 2k/month

Butters, Cripps, Smith, Oliver, JHF, Xerri, T Mitchell.
Who else in the massively fucking overrated club?

>>149849503
>its newly developed
NON-COMPLIANT

>>149849531
no my parents would never help me buy a house.

They own 4 houses and have told me if I ever want to own one I need to do it on my own like they did so im fucked. My dad has explicitly told me they are going to sell all of their properties when they retire to fund themselves so I cant expect to inherit anything either. Its annoying but nothing I can do.

>>149849489
>They're super popular here.
no they're extremely niche you idiot fucking kek

>>149849527
here you go

>>149849544
I cannot comprehend their mindset. It is literally what ruined our society.

TALK ABOUT THE FOOTY YOU SPASTICS

impey's on fire

>>149849544
>do it on my own like they did
kek the house i used to live next to is like 4x what it cost in 2000 (adjusted for inflation)

>>149849538
>two bedroom 10 minute bus ride from perth 440k
Fucking hell.

A shitty 2 bedroom 40 minutes from Adelaide costs 650k. Adelaide is hell.

what ps2 game should I play

>watching fart fetish video
>girl farts
>phwoar thats so hot
>girl coughs
>eww the female body is gross

>>149849562
mercenaries

>>149849562
>Battlefront II galactic conquest mode >Mortal Kombat Shaolin Monks
>The Warriors

>ginny did the plane
mint

>>149849549
>I cannot comprehend their mindset
Its simple

>We worked our arses off for ourselves
>We want to enjoy the fruits of our labour

fucking based

>>149849558
Look up the price history of those same houses 10 years ago.
Adelaide did the whole Sydney/Melbourne 20 year price rise in about 5 years.

you can buy a premium condo in se asia for <100k

>>149849580
I assume this was directed at me, thanks mate

>>149849489
I'm not entirely surprised, there are still some young and dumb blue collar types who do the same thing. Either a truck or some awful sports/muscle car.
Side story: my grandmother has bought GM exclusively for the last fifty or so years. She had to take in her 2024 Buick because the turbo charger on the engine failed. The car has 27K miles. If it wasn't a lease, and under warranty, it would have been $1.5-2K USD. That's the norm here. Nothing but shit boxes.

>>149849579
they never worked hard, they worked persistently in secure employment

>>149849579
>implying generational wealth and personal enjoyment are a binary choice
>implying personal enjoyment over generational wealth if they are binary isn't immoral

i assume port are as chippy as they were in the final quarter last week regardless of the score?

>>149849586
no thanks i like drinkable water

>>149849587
no worries jack

>>149849585
>Adelaide did the whole Sydney/Melbourne 20 year price rise in about 5 years.
Yeah and part of the problem is EASTERSN STATE FUCK HEADS KEEP BUYING INVESTMENT PROPERTIES HERE THINKING ITS "CHEAP" BECAUSE ITS "LITTLE OLD ADELAIDE" AND FUCKIGN THE PROPERTY MARKET MORE THAN IT ALREADY IS FUCK OFF FROM OUR STATE

I suggest if you're gonna jack off to porn try to watch "vanilla" porn and not weird fetish porn

Went to school with Ginnivan, he put masking tape on the school tools in wood working and wrote his name on them. Bit of a prick.

>>149849544
Do you have any siblings? Do they ever mention grandkids?

>>149849474
wish i didnt scrub through this

>>149849562
whiplash
og ratchet & clank

>>149849604
I purchased an 800 dollar vr headset so I could watch 8k porn

>>149849579
....and they were lucky enough to be born before about 1980, because that's the biggest factor here

>>149849620
Seek Christ

>>149849620
How does that work with hentai anime videos?

>>149849579
my best mates parents paid off his house and bought a house for his brother. i know my parents would do the same but they were financial illiterates who managed to miss the easiest property bubble in history by renting the whole time.

>>149849607
Yes ive got 2 sisters and one of them has 2 kids. We have all been told we wont be inheriting anything. At most my nieces will be inheriting if anyone does.

>>149849594
My dad had got up at 4am for work every day for like the last 30 years, I work in an office job and have never had to do manual labour. In a physical sense he's worked far harder than I have.

anime and food are the only things that life worth it

how come ginni is wearing an anzac day jumper?

>stay at parents house
>turn on TV
>there was a lifestyle show literally just about boomers retiring on cruises

>>149849629
>who managed to miss the easiest property bubble in history by renting the whole time.
Bubble is the thing. Prices were 'unrealistic' in 2000 and it was always 'going to come back down' so no point buying into a bubble where you'll get hosed.

>>149849631
>2 sisters and one of them has 2 kids
RIP. You're fucked. Better get back in the wagie cage.

>>149849641
>no point buying into a bubble where you'll get hosed
As it turns out this was fucking retarded and prices are NEVER EVER coming down because the economy would implode and all our banks would go under so if you havent bought already youve missed the boat.

>>149849631
no getting up at 4 doesn't mean he works hard, nor the physically-inclined toil. if that's the case one could argue council "workers" work hard, which is absurd. many tradies are lazy fucks.

>>149849579
>We worked our arses off for ourselves
>We want to enjoy the fruits of our labour

Imagine having no love for your children or care for their future. But even putting that terminally selfish mentality aside productivity over the years has increased whilst wages have proportionally stagnated, and in Australia's case actually dropped, and the costing of housing and living has increased tenfold beyond inflation.
People are working as hard as ever, or even harder, but the rewards for their labour simply are not proportional to what they were twenty years ago and it's not even close to thirty and beyond.
You will have multiple generations simply checking out completely because the labour that purchased a home and supported a family in the past can barely subsist the lifestyle of an independent renter and in some cases can't even do that.

>>149849631
look if you have managed to get into the market it's not exactly hurt you. people can seethe about boomers all day long but at some point they just have to act and do stuff in the real world.

>>149849628
I Don't watch that now, it's hard to go back to anything that isn't a perfectly formed naked Russian model in front of you when you've experienced it in vr

>>149849655
>Imagine having no love for your children or care for their future
they did, they put my sisters and I through private school, always did a lot for us, sacrificed all their time and money on us playing sport etc.

But they have said they arent helping us buy a house because they are desperate to retire as soon as they can and enjoy themselves. My sisters seem unbothered by this desu and accept it.

dear ASIO, the best way to make me not a threat to society is to just give me a house

>>149849648
Back then the entire economy wasn't a circlejerk ponzi scheme based around housing.
The height of property type shows was 'Better Homes and Gardens' and 'Backyard Blitz'.
Now 'The Block' is a mainstay.

>>149849675
sorry mate, Prakesh and his 3 cousins and 15 members of their extended family need it more than you.

ken stinkley and poort poower

>reeee indians are taking over entire suburbs it's impossible to find a place!!
>nooo you can't all just cram into one house!!

pick one retard

>>149849650
my dad was a brickie who at one point had to lay brick on his hands and knees because the casing to his spinal cord had ruptured so he had raw nerve rubbing up against a bulging disc. but he went to work every day because he had a young family who relied on him to survive. this was during a market bust too so he'd get up at 3am to be the first to get the daily newspaper from the airport to find work.
tldr some tradies actually work hard

>>149849673
>Decide to have kids
>Do parent things for them when they're young
Amazing.

>they are desperate to retire as soon as they can and enjoy themselves
Could probably do it right now with 4 houses.

>My sisters seem unbothered by this desu and accept it.
Their husbands will pay for it.

only dogshit games today eh

>>149847545
(You)

>>149849673
>But they have said they arent helping us buy a house because they are desperate to retire as soon as they can and enjoy themselves.
ie me before thee. Pair of cunts.

>>149849696
There are more than enough of them to do both

>>149849640
Don't worry, they'll all get scammed by AI and die in the street.

>>149849696
White boomers want their kids out of the house and millennials/zoomers are embarrassed to live with family thanks to hollywood movies

>>149849696
Without flooding the market with Indians willing to cram into one house demand would reduce and the market would stabilise.
Mass immigration is destroying Australia and India is the absolute worst place in the world from which to source out new citizens.

>Have four houses
>One house would be enough to guarantor the deposit for all your kid's homes
>Refuse

>>149849703
Don't know why one of the two good overlapping games tomorrow couldn't be tonight. I guess the cripple fight between Iggs and Tiggs could actually end up good like their last one but I'd rather watch Freo and Pies tonight.

>>149849715
But I like their women...

>>149849721
>but I'd rather watch Freo and Pies tonight.
No games on Saturday television.

>>149849722
Most of them are gross. The top 10% or so are very attractive but I guess that's applicable to literally every race except abos. I'm not a fan of brown areolas either.

>>149849696
False dichotomy.

>>149849721
same, they're overlapping because of different audiences i assume but it's still dumb

>>149849718
Boomers are psychopaths with blood full of fluoride, lead and PUFAs.

immigration should be limited to ONLY 8/10 and up women aged 18-25

reckon mrs pink is at the ground?

Realistically will the wave of boomers dying off in the next ~15 years free up any supply? Plenty live in big houses with 4+ beds as only 1 or 2 people

>>149849734
how do we build ones for indians

>>149849734
you sick fuck

>>149849750
no their 6 kids will sell it to poodeep and split the profits

>>149849750
the supply won't increase much if the demand keeps growing faster

>>149849750
No unless immigration is reduced. We are currently importing the population of Canberra every 3 months. There's simply not enough houses to meet that kind of demand even with the boomers dying off. Boomers only live in one of the multiple houses they own and in many cases the investment properties they own will simply be inherited by their children (or the bank) who will become the new landlords.

SHUT THE FUCK UP, THE FOOTY IS ON!

>>149849750
Those houses will all be going to the nursing home's property portfolio.

aesthetically pleasing colours match up between these two teams

>Boomers: waste all their savings on travel and leave no equity to their children
>Millenials: waste all their savings on travel and leave no equity to their cats

How do we kill the travel meme?

>>149849768
fuck this must be 60 kilos ago
toby must be fuming

>>149849780
Do zoomers travel?

>>149849780
Zoomers: Government provides free travel to the pacific theatre.

>>149849785
I know a few zoomettes from my hs who moved to London but most just drink and play vidya.

Business idea: /alf/ers buy a house together. We could afford it if we divide the money equally and think how much fun we would have together!

my plan to solve the housing crisis would be
>shitskins out
>burn the zoning code
>making skinny block georgian style townhouses and mix use the default

>>149849780
>How do we kill the travel meme?
Mass immigration is killing it. Do you want to go to Paris anymore now that it's full of Muslims? How about a London full of Indians? A Rome full of Africans? A Muslim Munich?
What's the point of seeing foreign countries when their culture and people are being diluted with countries you would never want to go to?

>>149849793
Imagine getting to cuddle with Turkbro every night, it would be great!

>>149849795
Elect this man

>Grundy has won every single hit out
>Still only on 23
Ripped off.

>>149849795
FUCKING
T H I S
H
I
S

Suburban houses need to go. they've caused countless numbers of problems for cities

>>149849799
Phwoar, wouldn't mind stuffing my sausage dog in her daff

my swans will make the 8

>>149849795
Dangerously based

>>149849799
Corr she looks like a great root

>>149849795
fuck off architecturesperg

my tendies look like a face lol

>>149849768
imagine the loads tobes has spurted on those

off to the city to get tanked before the iggs game tonight later lads

>>149849839
you're gonna feel like shit after eating those

thinking shepherd's pie for dinner

>>149849818
Need a lot to go right. It's almost impossible even if they win every game from here plus their games include Lions, Cats and Giants. Even if they do the two teams above them fighting for that last spot play each other in the last round so might need Dogs and Freo to draw to be able to jump them both.

>>149849844
same style as the min security prison i was in unironically kek

Thinking a prawn laksa for dinner

today is super saturday at dominos, when you buy 1 large premium or traditional pizza, you can get another traditional, value max, or value pizza for just $1 more.

>>149849853
seems unlikely but i'll keep you posted

>>149849835
Goddamn this game is good.

>>149849865
Because the first pizza is still the same price it doesn't really end up being cheaper than the usual coupons, especially if you want a drink and some other side too. It will actually be cheaper to use the regular coupon.

>>149849795
Based architecturesperg. Are you dat nigga that was helping me with my bathroom tiles?

Harley Reid will buy something like this the dumb cunt, kek

>>149849888
Does he larp as a boomer tradie during the week or something?

>>149849888
for what reasons would a professional footy player need a ute with a toolbox

>>149849888
fucking hell those mirrors

>>149849888
still has a toyota badge.
how many times has he replaced the injectors kek

tradie trap
hiluxs are shit

>>149849835
Ruined gaming with their FMV by making all games focus on graphics, especially all the other Final Fantasy games.
Unironically found the deformed sprites more engaging than the battle scenes/FMVs.

My first JRPG though and love it.

fuck up you gay nerd

>>149849888
Hope this was declared in the cap.

>Sponsor's new wheels blows the Iggs cap
>They get draft penalties
>Reid pisses off to Geelong
kekek

>>149849895
It's for camping and outdoor gear you mong.

Erool goolden

>>149849927
nah it's for beers

>goes camping once a year at absolute best
lugs around all this extra shit and awning on a daily driver
classic tradie spastic behaviour

geelong have nothing they can offer for reid in return

>>149849888
>Make fun of the cybertruck's sharp angles
>Copy it a few years later
Mobilephone chads, this seems familiar...

>>149849936
Beers, woodies, snags and baked beans are all camping gear

literally no meaningful games until tomorrow arvo

>>149849937
He's a farming lad at heart. The dream of one day being able to go bush is what allows him to survive.

>>149849938
A home that isn't surrounded by concrete.

>>149849351
he unironically slays bunnings pussy stay mad incels

>>149849957
geelong has no cards in their hand for trading for him retard
stick to free agents like the scab club you are

>>149849963
that's a woman

>>149849410
under rated

>>149849965
Iggs can take Geelong's scraps or lose him to the draft.

>>149849828
*looked

chloe pink did to toby what tim kelly did to the eagles

>>149849973
there are plenty of other clubs out there with more to offer than geelong
you are fucking dumb as shit he's not gonna walk to the draft for geelong get your head out of your arse you dimwitted geelong cretin

>>149849973
But they'll have the first pick in the draft.

>>149849884
no that was me, and i hope that i helped and that you found your design

>>149849986
>implying they wont trade it for some old spastic

>>149849795
yep, absurdly crisp post

>>149849984
He can easily enter the national draft. He is already marked as a problem child with a bad attitude, if he makes it known he only wants to play for Geelong he'll get there no problem.

>>149849986
>Using TWO #1 picks on a guy who leaves you
Iggs will never live it down.

>>149849888
absolute fuckwit mong

>>149850004
no you are not living in reality
you are living in this weird head space where you think everyone just wants to play for geelong

>>149849795
these are basically just a poorer version of these >>149849869 no?

>>149849891
this is not a home, this is a place to park your car and rest privately between work shifts. notice the focus point is on the garage, not an inviting door or living room windows or garden. the garage.

>>149849768
such a pity toby

>>149849993
No worries cheers lad. Pic rel is the frontrunner but haven't pulled the trigger yet because wife is an indecisive control freak pain in the arse.

>>149850012
>you are living in this weird head space where you think everyone just wants to play for geelong
Well...yeah?

every shit melbourne club would take reid before geelong

>>149850015
no, one has elegance, beauty, dignity. the other is ugly depressive slop to keep for (((investments))) for patel, sirav, and kumar and their families of 6 each

>>149849795
this would only be good if you could guarantee your neighbours weren't psychos which is unfortunately impossible

>>149850015
Are the London houses 3 stories or 3 single floored houses? Modern ones are two stories.

>>149850023
i completely understand and relate, lel, onya mate

>>149849768
hi

>>149850027
what would geelong give west coast in return for reid? you realise thats a requirement right? this isn't free agency you cannot tamper with it as you usually do

>>149850041
soundproof mate, brick

>>149850042
both/either, depending on design

>>149850023
>Premade tile patterns with fake grout
Grim.

wife and missus havers can fuck off out of here

architects run and hide when you tell them they have a budget

>>149850023
on second thought, a bit grey and drab, no? greige interior design is a bit boring and past-by now, and it was always a bit soulless. try a muted pale blue or green or terracotta or something for the feature tiles

>>149850064
There are gaps for grout and it's real stone tile. What is your issue with pre-made mosaic sheets?

>>149850059
They can have a first round pick if they like. Need to save next year's for Butters.

I'm mostly coming from him leaving the Eagles at the end of his contract next year. If he re-enters the national draft Luke Ball style then it's unlikely other clubs will touch him and he'll get to Geelong fine.
So the Eagles will in effect be forced to accept Geelong's offer as otherwise they get nothing.

new

>>149850092
>>149850092
>>149850092

>>149850053
bit weird for a pig hunter to be kissing their kill

>>149849888
Hell get done for bashing a sheila sooner or late this cunt I reckon, seems like the type.

>>149850086
There's just something about them...

>>149850088
there are so many other clubs Infront of Geelong for reid you are so dumb

when it comes to tile i like hebe iykwim haha