>Brentford forward Yoane Wissa's preference is to follow former Bees manager Thomas Frank to Tottenham, despite Newcastle United showing an interest in the 28-year-old DR Congo international. (Talksport)

Everton have submitted a bid to sign Brazil midfielder Douglas Luiz from Juventus, with Aston Villa and West Ham also interested in the 27-year-old. (Teamtalk)
>Arsenal are closing in on a deal to sign Sweden striker Viktor Gyokeres from Sporting, with the Gunners pencilling in a medical for the 27-year-old. (Football Transfers)

Arsenal made a move for Portugal midfielder Joao Palhinha, 30, earlier this summer but were unable to agree a deal with Bayern Munich. (Bild - in German)

>Wolves have agreed a deal to sign 27-year-old Colombia winger Jhon Arias from Brazilian club Fluminense. (ESPN)

Nottingham Forest are actively working to persuade England midfielder Morgan Gibbs-White, 25, to commit his long-term future to the club amid growing interest from Tottenham. (Givemesport)

>Leeds United are in talks over the signing of Feyenoord's 25-year-old Brazilian winger Igor Paixao. (Sky Sports), external

West Ham are in talks to bring in 28-year-old English defender Kyle Walker-Peters, who is a free agent after leaving Southampton and has pulled out of a move to Besiktas. (Talksport), external

>Inter Milan have proposed a deal to take Nigeria striker Ademola Lookman on loan with a £34.6m obligation to buy but Atalanta are not keen on those terms and want £43.2m for the 27-year-old. (Sky Sports Italia - in Italian)
Luton Town are set to sign the Republic of Ireland keeper Josh Keeley from Tottenham after the 22-year-old failed to agree a new contract with Spurs. (Standard)

Someone explain how clubs keep falling for the Frankfurt striker scam

When you wank,
At the dole,
Raise unemployment,
Up high,
And don't be afraid,
Of the jobs

>>149840541
Same reason they fall for the Portuguese league meme

>>149840541
Nice cropping, chef. What am I looking at?

>>149840601
gyokeres is the exception

>>149840614
Haller, Jovic, Kolo Muani, Ekitike. That's how much they went for and how their careers went the second they stepped out of Frankfurt.

Official, exclusive story now confirmed. Noni Madueke signs in as new Arsenal player from Chelsea.

The English winger has signed a 5-year deal assisted by his father and agent Ify Madueke. Ali Barat owner of Epic Sports brokered the intermediation deal.

>>149840649
He isn't going to like this...!

>>149840649
Both are true.

Seems like a good bloke, I hope he negotiated a decent early dismissal fee

>>149840649
Screenshotmong at it again

>>149840682
no more big ange m8 :(

Liverpool cope is going to be monumental next season btw

>Arsenal fan STILL seething over choking the title again

kek
KEK

Phew, we'd almost gone 8 minutes before Arsenal were mentioned!

>Arsenal unironically signed Badueke
I think even the 2nd placet rophy might be unattainable this season

>>149840773
can't mention spurs in isolation remember
it's the yid rule of internet discussion

>>149840714
Gonna pmsl when they finish 6th

I don't know why Newcastle fans are fine with Eddie Howe leaking transfer details to Michael Edwards but they are and that's their business.

>>149840648
>>149840799
The signing is alright on paper but the price is baffling honestly. 48m for this guy? Really? That being said Havertz surprised me by being less shit than I expected so maybe Madueke will also be less shit but I dunno. But then again Havertz got a fuck ton of game time. Can't see that happening for Madueke.

>>149840883
Let one weak league title go to their heads lmao

>>149840896
>Can't see that happening for Madueke.
He's going to play a lot because Saka is fucked. He was rushed back so quickly his hammy hasn't had time to properly heal. I'd bet he'll get more minutes than Saka

>>149840898
Deary me. 2 weak league titles in 30+ years...

>>149840952
Surely not. That's less than Arsenal and they haven't been relevant for 25 years.

>>149840930
Wasn't Saka back for like 2 months before the season ended? I don't remember seeing signs of discomfort from him but maybe that's just me. And surely he's gotten some time to recover now?

>>149840996
He had 1 G/A in 12 games

>>149840991
Afraid so. They've actually spent the majority of their time in the middle table...

>>149840981
#respect

Isak signing a new Newcastle contract would make my day

>>149840981
Pic makes me laugh he looks like such a mongy binsniffer

>>149841106
What would make you happier, a new Isak contract or a lovely horse to punch?

Why would he join a weaker club?

Can genuinely see Man United memeing back into the top 4. Cunha, Mbeumo, Fernandes, and Amad are all blooter specialists.

City are cucking Newcastle for James Trafford

>>149841008
Oh fuck lmao. Fair enough. I don't know why I thought he hit the road running.

>>149841186
Man Utd are cucking them both to replace Onana

>>149841186
More interested in Isak to Liverpool

>>149841177
Id love for us to win games by pure luck with out of nowhere goals

>>149841177
>Can genuinely see Man United memeing back into the top 4.
You can't really though, can you, be honest.

>>149841251
I can. Sorry if this upsets you :)

>>149841186
Sandcastle having an absolute mare of a window

>Manchester United is now COMPLETELY focused on a striker. Aston Villa's Ollie Watkins is the first choice.
[Romano]

>>149841270
Your retardation doesn't bother me at all, friend!

>>149841296
Thank you, my fellow Liversissy!

Mbueno and Cunha will combine to score less than half the goals they did last season. Screencap this post.

>a fucking leaf

I'd take 17 more goals from forwards than last season if I was united

>>149841308
Of course they will, just let the mancs have their boom/bust cycle for this year in peace

kinder bueno yes or no?

>>149841328
not how that works but I appreciate the enthusiasm

Are we at the time of day when Liverpool customers samefag their posts?

>>149841344
That's all day mate. They're unemployed.

>>149841344
Liverpool customers man utd customers and arsenal customers alike.
All day every fucking day.

>>149841340
God yes. Love these things.

>>149841414
sick of the lot

>>149841414
telling you m8 teams that play in red are all wronguns

>>149841340
Evil Italians torturing us with such deliciousness at a reasonable price

>>149841340
I love them.
I tried the white one the other week and that was just as nice.

>>149841286
I'd prefer Wissa over Watkins

>Told £70m is the price back in April
>Haggle for months and end up paying £71m
So it happened again…

>>149841340
bueno

>>149841537
Brentford will want a fortune for Wissa after losing Mbeumo and Frank

>>149841340
I'm afraid as a patrician I only eat the finer things in life

>>149841539
but don't you see, because they've put themselves in such a precarious financial position this means they'll be paying money for several years instead of dealing with it all at once.

>>149841562
good taste
will take a couple of these and all

Why did Liverpool pay 150M for Wirtz when nobody else was in for him? Just doesn't make sense.

>>149841562
oh feck off now. we never stood a chance

>>149841583
just a corrupt club with more money than sense, slotto can't win unless he buys the league

Oh nooooo run and hide the bully is here!!!!! :(

Manchester United are making ALL of the WRONG moves! Ya love ta see it!

>>149841340
Shit and too expensive for what you get

Can we have ONE /trans/ thread without Liverschizo and his VPN ruining it?

>>149841612
Just like Wirtz (lol)

NOT LONG UNTIL FOOTBALL RETURNS

>>149841612
yeah fair enough not for everyone
wouldnt pick one up when fancy a snickers

>>149841606
He worked you so hard with that post m8, you've been off your rocker about it ever since he landed it

>isak to saudi
>snubbed by trafford
>snubbed by mbeumo
>snubbed by ekitike
>snubbed by pedro
why don't newcastle just hand out 350kpw wages, it worked for united

>>149841641
>Get called out for being so pathetic you actually think you can bully someone on 4chan
>H-heh...I t-trol u....U mad h-he

He took a screenshot of it because screenshots are his life

>>149841670
Rent
mother
effin
free

let me guess, you need more?

>>149841645
Liverpool pays players 400k a week

A cowardly Liverpool fan begging us for protection.. could it be that Eddie Howe's with us right now??

can we stop with the superior chocolate posting please?

cant see how mbongo doesn't flop at manure

Kinder could never

>>149841728
13th times the charm

Mark my post that next season is the season of the flop

Sad part about Man United is that they need to make all these killer signings like Coonier and Bueno just to stay level with the other mid-table clubs

>>149841711
you a time traveller?

>400K a week for the Egyptian Mudryk

Watford with a contender for one of the worst shirts ever designed.

how does one make a killer signing thats also shit?

ask a yank to hand you some smarties, you'll be disgusted by what you find

>>149841732
grim

>open /trans/
>Dave is samefagging and repeating himself every 3 minutes for hours on end

every single day, what a shit show of a general

>>149841780
I don't have the same wordle word of the day as everyone else so maybe

>>149841795
I've told you not to reply to me

growing up is going for one of these first choice simple as

>>149841825
puke

>>149841825
growing up is telling your kid he's got a seasonal nut allergy

For me it's Dave being an obvious Scouser who screenshots tweets/Etsy listings from 3pm until 7am rimming Liverpool's anus all the while and Dave ALSO being someone who hates the first poster. Two very obviously different and distinct posters - but it same poster!

>>149841825
borderline vegetable

>>149841825

>>149841848
If true, that would suggest a SEVERE mental illness!

>>149841879
Scousers are often mentally ill

>>149840682
I've got Thomas Frank's hairline. Is it over for me?

>>149841977
He's got some incredible hair. Best managerial hair in the prem.

>>149841848
Na, Dave is the only character here that's actually a real identifiable person. He used to be a /brit/poster and got banned too many times for using the phrase 'london paki' (a character he invented and ascribed to everyone on /brit/ who made fun of him) and 'paki rat' and eventually migrated full time to /sp/. You'll still see him slip those phrases in here and there.

mental how little pull liverpool has
is the city that much of a dump?

>>149842032
But look at the thinning dead centre of the fringe. Wish I had Stevie G's proceeding hairline genetics.

>>149840527 (OP)
>Angr Postecoglos

>>149841788
You know what baffles me? Last season, the sponsor was in black. Like how do you fuck it up?

>Nottingham Forest are preparing an offer to sign Jadon Sancho.
>They see the Manchester United winger as a dream replacement for Anthony Elanga and believe he could follow a similar redemption arc and rediscover his best form.

Wonder how ten Hag's doing

>>149842274
lmao

>Crystal Palace are are set to demand full disclosure of what they believe are bombshell emails and texts between UEFA and Nottingham Forest – which they believe could ‘prove’ double standards have been applied over their European demotion.
Two-Tier UEFer

what do you call this style of penalty?

>>149842355
if this is proven to be true then holy kek

>>149842355
the fat greek fuck will be SEETHING

>>149842431
Watched this live. What a strike.

>>149842431
She said afterwards she was busting for a piss so that could've played a part

>>149842274
>5

>>149842431
looks like a triple jump

>>149842431
Genuinely don't understand why they use full size goals. They should be u12 size at most.

>>149842525
>Watched this live
It only happened yesterday mate hardly like you're commenting on Geoff Hurst against West Germany lmao

non-brentford saying united got rinsed
brentford fans feeling like they got rinsed

>>149842558
did didnt see the penalty shootout yesterday then
they couldve done with being 3ft closer

>>149842558
same reason the WNBA uses 10 foot hoops, "we're equal to men!!"

>>149842583
>"we're equal to men!!"
they don't say that though, you just made it up

>>149842605
it was a verbatim quote actually.

>>149842616
it was actually "anything men can do, we can do better #equality "

>>149842642
we don't sign our posts here

>>149840682
you get 100% of your contract paid if they sack you.

>>149841645
Pull=Wages for even the biggest clubs

>>149842675
blimey good for 'arry
>>149842657
is that true? think it just depends on the individual contract

>>149842573
They should do that too though.
>Smaller goals
>Smaller pitch
>Closer PK spot
Simple as.

>>149842583
I honestly think part of the reason in football is because there would be way fewer goals scored. All they basically have to do atm is get a shot on target because the goalkeepers are fucking garbage.

>>149842657
You do if there’s no clause but managers tend to accept a high percentage clause because teams will offer higher wages in exchange. Most top managers have insane self belief so the trade off is worth it.

>>149842724
>I honestly think part of the reason in football is because there would be way fewer goals scored.
doesnt seem to bother people generally

you'll watch the summer series on Sky sports right?

4 weeks until the season starts

>>149843032
i always like pre season friendlies you get to see rare players that were on loan or are young and that

>two sets of chips and points for defensive contributions in FPL
even more ways for me to fuck up

>>149841788
Kelme kelme

Arsenal and Chelsea both have Xavi Simons on their radar, as reported last month. Leipzig haven't had any approaches or bids yet.

Simons keen on a Premier League move, and to leave this summer.

Leipzig paid €50m+€30m, but not all add-ons triggered since leaving PSG.

€65m plus add-ons is understood to be a realistic ballpark.

>>149842675
nah

>>149842567
was against Nigeria 2 years ago

>>149841239
>Id love for us to win games by pure luck with out of nowhere goals
That is how Solskjaer managed to get 2nd in the league.

Wrong ball mate

>>149843421
No one takes wages or transfer fees seriously when it comes to Liverpool because everyone knows the media aren't allowed to accurately report on them

>>149843421
Diaz deserves a raise

Arsenal’s preseason starts tomorrow.

>>149843775
hope the scum suffer lots of career ending injuries :)

>>149843745
take your meds

>>149843795
alri dave

He's genuinely seething since that bully kicked sand in his face LMAO! Sleepless nights

>>149843802
like how you claim dave is easily identifiable then get it wrong 99% of the time

>>149843821
it was such a a despicable post I jokingly attributes it to dave, however as you're such a miserable humourless dweeb who lurks the archiverinos I should have known you'd be insulted to not get credit for your reprehensible post

>>149843821
for the canuck, this ones dave

>>149843872
yeah, im thinking thats a cringe

>>149843800
Just a fact. Every time there's a Liverpool transfer it's swiftly edited to put a new (lower) number.

>>149843885
>t. still seething his precious man city couldn't match the €100m pricetag for wirtz

>>149843881
my worst nightmare

>>149843795
I hope not :D

the lads

>>149844001
future member of the bomb squad

big day tomorrow my loves

James Trafford to Man City. Ederson to Galatasaray. Stefan Ortega to Burnley. City's 2nd keeper unknown as of now, possibly Costa or Ter Stegen.

ANOTHA CHELSEA BOMBACLATT REJECT???

>>149844053
Bongbros, is Celtic pronounced with a hard or soft C? I have a lot of internal turmoil over this because the Boston Celtics is said with a soft C but classic Yu-Gi-Oh uses a hard C. Halp plz.

>>149844260
football team soft the people hard

>>149844059
Feel like Ederson is underrated asf because he got cucked by Allison on the NT.

>>149844286
He's better than people think but he's still been on the decline

>>149843531
Based

>>149844260
Celtic FC = Soft C
The Celtic people = Hard C, which is why Celtic Guardian uses the hard c.

Liver/pol/

>>149840527 (OP)
why would you trust a fat guy to know anything about soccer

>>149844463
they are the only ones who know about footy

>>149841825
>When you open up somebody else's box of Celebrations and the remains are mostly Bounty sweets because they are plebs and not patrician coconut enjoyers

Chelsea are world champions

>>149844676
we're really more of a women's football country

hype

>>149844286
He's better than Allison. Allison just got carried hard by his defence.

from the thumbnail i thought this was the tuna bill parcells

>>149844865
kys indy

>>149844872
are you insane
ederson is a defensive liability, he makes up for it with extremely good distribution. like he probably could slot into midfield and be perfectly fine
the amount of times alisson has saved liverpool on 1v1s is nuts.
they're both good keepers for the record you're just an idiot for thinking alisson was the one getting carried at liverpool

>>149844959
ornstein romano and ben jacobs (lol) are objectively massive grifters and basically cunts
indy is fun and funny and sound

>>149844997
You are brown and work in mcdonalds

>>149844872
Not better than Allison, but I ranked him number 2 in the prem, if he departs kelleher slides up to 2

>>149845023
>kelleher slides up to 2
lmao

this is league winner betting if you add the given points who do you think wins lads? can see liverpool getting 90+ points and can't see anyone beating that

>>149845144
you have him higher?

>>149845193
Just looking at last season and the perfect storm that Liverpool had
>Upcycle
>Weak league
>Dumped out of every cup so they could concentrate purely on the league
>Most penalties
>Coote inspired unprecedented refball levels
And they still only got 84 points.
Howl to think they'll get anywhere near 75 let alone 90+.

>>149845211
think you've missed the arsenal players out lad they won the most points without winning anything trophy in that period

>>149845236
>And they still only got 84 points.
yeah and they were drunk for what the last 5 games?

>>149845255
What were they drunk on? The same cope you're drinking?

>Weak league
>6 years into Artetaball
>£1bn spent
>Arsenal still can't win

>>149845288
Arsenal have won the Premier League more than Liverpool

>>149845261
>t-t-they didn't get 100 points!! they're shit!!!!!!
well they didn't need to cause their main opposition was arse-anal who are garbage, who cares

>>149845330
I'm 19 years old and have never seen Arsenal wim the PL, when did this happen?

>>149845347
>wim

>>149845347
More times than Liverpool :)

>>149845369
Are you sure? I saw Liverpool win it a few months ago, but i'm pretty sure i've never seen Arsenal win it.

>>149845375
they famously received a gold trophy for drawing 12 times and only getting 90 points

>>149845375
Yep Liverpool are one of the least successful teams in the Premier League

>>149845375
There's people married with children who've never seen Arsenal win the PL. Arteta has spent £1 billion and been cucked over and over.

In fact, the last time Arsenal won the league the likes of Twitter, Facebook and Gmail didn't exist

>>149845464
Liverpool lowkey a small club

>>149845464
how come birmingham as the second largest city haven't had a successful team in decades? do muzzies not like footy?

assume you lads will be tuning into a real sport on sunday aye?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQm4joWw158

>>149845464
Frankly if you're not in this image then your club is irrelevant

>>149845464
Manchester dominance

>>149845505
is that when you were born little zoom zoom 2004?

We need to do some real talk here, titles prior to 1992? No one gives a shit about them.

>>149845464
red cartelsisters.... the era of red is over.... the bluechads are winning

>>149845503
I was expecting The Open

>>149845464
19/20*

reminder that pre-VAR league titles don't count so the only premier league winners are man city and liverpool

>>149845769
Plastic paki clubs

>>149843724
Is he any good?

>>149845795
no

>>149845744
and you got something much better. the sport of kings.

>>149845806
Dammit

Based on current rumours, this is Manchester United in the 25/26 season.

>>149846041
Top 6

>>149846041
>Arsenal get Gyokeres after passing on Sesko
>United get Sesko after Gyokeres SNUBBED them
If either flops or both do, there'll be shitposting a plenty

Any good Americans in the PL or do we just have Tyshart Adams @ Bournemouth

>>149846041
Oh, it's Sesko AND Mbeumo? I thought it'd be one or the other.

>>149846071
From what I've seen it's full focus on a striker now that Mbeumo is done. Watkins and Sesko are the main targets.

Will Longstaff flop at Leeds or not?

>>149846041
The mad thing is that theyre only paying £37.05M for Cunha AND Mbeumo combined this summer.

>>149846098
Nah he's a good match for Leeds. Could also see him doing well at Everton.

>>149846041
>Sesko
There's no way

>>149846083
Very nice

>>149846132
£78M with the price spread over 3 or 4 seasons.

>>149846164
Why would Red Bull agree to that, keeping in mind the offer(s) they refused from Arsenal?

>>149846187
because it's Manchester United (Football Club)

>>149846187
Beneficial to have a good relationship with United

>>149846187
Most sales are done like that. You can spend it as if you have it already because it's guaranteed income.

>>149846065
antonee robinson for fulham is pretty good. not really american but he plays for america so i guess that counts.
that's probably about it. chris richards for palace is alright.
tyler adams i had high hopes for seems like he's just injured 100% of the time. i think brendan aaronson is still technically a leeds player and keeps getting loaned out, he's shit doesn't matter.

>>149846187
jim throws in a 2025 ineos grenadier to sweeten the deal
wharranegotiator

>>149846041
Decent squad la

will this be the final SNUBBING liverpool endure this window?

>>149846041
weak midfield but looks better than 24-25
Tomorrow first preseason game against Leeds in Sweden (?)

>>149846899
I agree. Just don't think there's room in the budget for a proper midfielder this summer unless they can striker a payment plan with Sporting for Hjulmand.

I hope Harry Kane comes back to the Premier League at some point to break Shearer's record.

who the fuck is lammens

>>149847167
Good young goalkeeper

>>149841286
how badly are United going to overpay?

>>149846422
Oh yeah I forgot that Antonee Robinson is by far the best American in the PL and its not even close. He was one of the best players for Fulham iirc and usually mogged wingers. He's a combative fullback.

I played against his old teammate Tim Ream as a teen lol

>>149848187
oh hey tim ream poster how you doing, didn't realize it was you
captcha P00P4

Maybe I'm just too low iq but transfers and possible transfers have gotten worse and worse every year...like you could have wiped your ass with those bills and it would have been a better use of money.
Delap to Chelsea? Crime.
Madueke to Arsenal? Crime.
Every single one of those January transfers Man City made? Life in prison with no possibility of parole.
Rodrygo to Liverpool? Execution by firing squad.

Rashford to Barcelona is the only thing that can top this diarrhetic summer transfer window

I pray to God he’s fit again soon

almost impressive how delusional Utd fans are

>Evan Ferguson loaned to Roma
Ah yes, when you're washed at PL, Roma is your place

>Cunha acquired
>Mbeumo acquired
>obama injured
UnitedCHADS we are so back

Sverre Nypan is what you call an escape valve. Low-slung dribbling and weighted pass mastery. Press-evader with a sixth sense for interstitial pockets.

>>149849751
that's pretty low considering there is nothing else on

>>149849751
bollocks

>>149843724
Good to see the whites hiring whites. 4 from 4. Man U in trouble tonight

>>149849991
Back into a struggle to avoid relegation yeah

>>149850433
>Good to see the whites hiring whites.
>

>>149849747
tbf that was based. he took the absolute piss out of that mickey mouse cup

>>149851113
>cup

>Newcastle United are monitoring the James Trafford situation after another tough week in the summer window for the Magpies.
>After not getting a final nod on the asking price, with the Clarets wanting £40million, Newcastle could now face the dilemma of Man City activating a buyback clause.
Geordie Bastard about to go mental at us over this latest debacle like it's our fault. If only their manager could get off the phone with Michael Edwards for 5 minutes and focus on his own club!

>>149851235
Ortega Moreno getting binned then? Wouldn't shock me.

PLEASE NOTICE ME BARCA-SENPAI PLEASE WATCH MY COMP

>>149843724
i remember when he was priced 50m if United wanted to buy him and this was pre-Saudi takeover
funny that

>>149851501
Because Newcastle didn't want to sell him then.

completely forgot his brother is playing in Toronto now

>>149851495
>AAAAAAAH! WHERE ARE MY OFFERS FROM EVERY TOP CLUB IN EUROPE I HAD A REALLY GOOD SEASON ONCE I'M GOING INSANE!

>rainy day
>bit of football on in the afternoon
we are so back

>>149851852
KDB can't believe his luck

>>149851852
50 g/a per season

>>149849991
We can't stop winning

>>149851852
a little lower, a little lower, ayeeeeeeeeee, its like Pep never left!

Hang. It. In. The. Louvre.

>selling an important squad member who made 25 PL appearances last season for 12m
sounds like Poocastle are desperate for any bit of cash they can get their hands on

>>149852601
First bid came in over £3,000. Wouldn't be surprised to see it reach over £10k

Why does he think we give a fuck about fan art? Such low quality nonsense.

>>149852652
if she was drawing tranime you'd love it

>>149852652
yeah its cringe but they get mad defensive so better to just ignore them

>>149852618
Shes so kind hearted, talented and beautiful. She deserves all of her success

She really captures the joy and passion of people in her work. Van dijk has never looked so good if I say so myself

From what I've seen, Leipzig want between €80M and €100M so Šeško.

it's here

>>149852712
£69.3M isn't bad for a young striker of his quality. I think if they can sort out a 3 year payment plan he'd be a good player for Man United.

>>149852742
After all this drama, united getting a forward who snubbed liverpool and arsenal would be hilarious

>>149852704
300 years ago she'd be drawing pictures of cathedrals and be hung in galleries around europe

>>149852754
I checked the data and he's better than Gyokeres in open play. Not sure why Arsenal didn't go for him.

>Barcelona WILL be going for Marcus Rashford should they not get Nico Williams or Luis Diaz.

Bit of good fortune here. Liverpool seem to have priced out Diaz.

>>149852742
>I think if they can sort out a 3 year payment plan
why are you posting this like basically every player isnt paid for in instalments
calling it payment plan like youre buying a takeaway on klarna kek

>>149852775
Arsenal are awful in open play, they rely on set pieces

>>149852809
What point are you making?

just do it barca holy shit, 25m and he's yours

>>149852775
Sesko turned down arsenal because he didnt like their style

Thats why they ended up overpaying for Gyokeres and giving him an inflated wage/agent fee to beat United to him

>>149852818
>>149852835
Yeah fair enough. Why are they playing like Stoke in the big 25?

>>149852855
Because its successful

On another day they beat PSG and win CL

>>149852855
>Why are they playing like Stoke in the big 25?

>>149852834
30M is the asking price. He's worth that surely. In form he's touching world class.

>>149852885
the last time he was in form BoJo was still your PM

>>149852754
>united getting a forward who snubbed liverpool and arsenal
Which United? The last we heard it was gluttons-for-punishment Newcastle who were going in for Sesko.

>>149851852
Light blue really fits De Bruyne

>>149852909
Was he really the PM in Ten Hag's first season?

it's up

>>149853112
>>149853112
>>149853112

>>149852958
Doubt Sesko is going to choose being 2nd fiddle to Isak at Newcastle over being the main man at Man United.

>>149853119
should just skip "it" and make the /mug/

>>149853108
seems so

also can anyone enlighten me some good stream site

>>149853134
but both clubs are deluded as fuck

>>149853119
are abus really watching united's preseason friendlies

Ten Hag "I don't give a fuck about pre season results"

>Barcelona advancing on deal to sign Marcus Rashford from Man Utd. Offer via intermediaries loan + buy option. MUFC have agreed - not done but final stages. Flick approves 27yo England int’l; suits Barcelona on football/financial level
https://x.com/David_Ornstein/status/1946551864243212324

>>149840682
he's a good midtable manager but he doesn't strike me as a winner at all. just his voice and way of being, i can't picture him lifting anything above perhaps a league cup. perfect for tottenham really.

>>149853500
How many goals in his debut season? I'm thinking 40

>>149853544
He did punditry on England v Denmark in the last Euros and came across as a really likeable guy, I think I get what you mean, lacks some of the steel that top managers seem to have, maybe?

>>149853500
>Offer via intermediaries loan + buy option.

lmao United getting mugged again, they wont buy him

>another loan + buy option

>>149853621
>>149853675
Where's that Barcelona levers image when you need it

>>149853604
yeah. ange was likeable but in a blokey way and also had that winner mentality whereas frank is likeable in a kind stepdad way and has more of a foster personal growth and develop a strong unit mentality. but, ange was retarded. frank's approach will probably yield the best long term results in so far as the health of their league finishes and revenue

>>149840682

this guy has always struck me as being on every drug all of the time

>cunha done
>mbeumo done
>sesko in talks
>lammens in talks
>rashford to barcelona

Things are looking up!

>nyr Joao Felix were also loaned to Barca and they didn't buy him
>nyr Joao Felix now a Chelsea player, signed for 45m
>nyr Joao Felix immediately got loaned to AC Milan, 6 months just after he was signed by Chelsea

>>149853762
Arguably the biggest scam artist in modern football history. Has nothing on Carlos Kaiser of course.

>Sir Marcus is actually going to play for Barca
How did he do it bros?

>>149853708
>ange was likeable but in a blokey way
Well until he got asked a question he didn't like and he turned into a right cunt. Had no true sense of humour to him whatsoever, as though a smile could change to a snarl in a second.

>>149853807
>when the british media are going to push el clasico as liverpool v united

sir marcus will end the season with 5 La Liga goals but will be 10+ goals in all competition because he'll decide to show up against the mighty FC Andorra in Copa del Rey and his rabid fanboy will lap it up

>>149852704
a true work of art (and the painting ain't bad either!)

please be true

>>149852704
Literally looks like a child drew it. Having a vag is really a cheat code to life ain't it

>>149853752
he just looks sweaty all the time he lives a clean life

>>149852704
Talentless hack desu. Womeme have it so easy

sam byram is back playing PL football again lmao

>>149853988
>talentless hack
shan't be listening to a yank's opinion on art when you all worshipped that poofter Andy Warhol and his garbage

Hear me out bros. What if >we, Arsenal, sold Kiwior, bought Urbanski, Franczak, a prospect Polish striker, developed them and relived the glory days of the Polish Dortmund trio? You guys have to admit, football was peak comfy back then.

>>149854128
Wouldn't it make sense to keep Kiwior in this instance

>>149854128
>What if we recreated Klopp babbies but without Klopp

>>149854163
why? just because he's polish?

>>149854128
>tf
>tp

>>149854128
Sell a Polish player to create a Polish core, is it?
Just sold my car with a view to own a car

5 MORE YEARS FOR AMORIM YES I'M VERY SERIOUS

You guys member how comfy football was in those days?

>>149854171
>Klopp babbies
>Heavy metal football
>Just pressing and effort
Wow, visionary. Anyway Klopp stole his tactics from Ralf Rangnick, who stole them from the Ukrainians.

>>149854037
>implying I was alive in the 60s
>implying leafs aren't just living in America's cultural shadow

She's a mid artist propped up by simps. Come to terms with it.

Cunha is looking very good

Is it time to panic?

MARCUS RASHFORD TO BARCELONA

HERE WE GO

it's official

>2026-27 season coming in
>M'cus Rashford is still a Man United player

>>149854317
>mid
>simps
forget 60s, you weren't even alive in the 90s

I honestly hope Rashford does well for Barcelona. It's gonna be sad if after all that begging he plays like shit and shows up to every training session hungover.

>Pierre Emerick Aubameyang returned to Olympique Marseille

Is the crowd booing Heaton? Also is the new 8 second rule for keepers active in these friendlies?

i momentarily stopped following man united in the 2nd half of the last season because they kept losing and as a result I forgot Dorgu is a United player

Oh wow Meslier is still at Leeds? Looks so weird with a beard.

39yo Heaton is the best United player on the pitch oh my lord

>>149854672
wow that's plastic even for a plastic

>Isak not involved today
Hughes and Edwards standard masterclass in motion

sorry your deal for a bundesliga striker who can't even get more than a goal every 2 games for 100m is almost done

damn free loan like sancho to chelsea

>>149855080
why would he take a pay cut?

Can someone explain to me
Why did Madrid suddenly move like poor Serie A teams in this window?

I mean, as far as I know they don't have the same financial problem as Barca

I feel like only EPL teams could spend their money lavishly in this window

>>149855137
my guess is the costly stadium renovation

>>149855080
From buying QTinho for record breaking 120+M

To Garbage Bin Shopping from Man United's disposal

>>149855127
because he wants to play football

based Celtic beating trooncastle 2-0

>>149855194
on second thought they actually spent quite a lot this season, they needed to fix that aging defensive line

>>149855137
no big players to poach for free

no fucking way they'll activate it

>>149855234
lmfaooo Kasper Schmeichel got an assist
Eddie you need to focus on your own team mate! Stop helping Liverpool

>>149855234

theyre ruining fpl this year fs

>>149855080
>>149855407
Does Ornstein mean Barca will pay the whole of the reduced salary or was the salary cut part just fake news?

>>149855293
Some people making a fuss about the "option to buy" are forgetting United are the only team that loaned a player with an "obligation to buy" that wasn't actually an obligation.

>>149855407
Barca is so retarded, kek
Imagine paying what, 300k a week for this bum

>>149855475
it's not 300k

>>149855407
So Barca are paying £17m for 1 season of Rashford?

>>149855475
350k see >>149855492

Rashford loan adds £15.6M to the transfer budget just from the wages

>>149855555
watkins soon

>>149855407

>>149855555
quints of cope confirms

>>149855530
Lol thats even worse. Deco masterclass

>>149855555
That plus all the pocket change they were getting from those sell-on clauses it's time to buy some shit players.

could it be that Rashford voluntarily lowers his wage just so Barca can pick him up on loan and take his wage

Poocastle walloped by Celtic. They desperately NEED massive reinforcements

Burnley are going to ask Newcastle 50m for Trafford now.

Oh hey, Kieran Tierney is at Celtic now

>>149855683
It'll be another snub as well, he's going to City.
Eddie Coward wants an assistant job at Liverpool more than he wants his current job.

Spurs have a 6'4 Croatian Beckenbauer whos got a goal and assist within 5 minutes of his debut

>>149855740
Playing against Reading

>>149855740
arsenal'll put them in the dirt in a couple weeks either way

>>149855683
City have a buyback option for him from their original deal which is set at £40m and I think they have a first option clause in there too to get in ahead of Newcastle. Their plan is to negotiate it down from £40m and chuck Ortega in to sweeten the deal. They'll end up getting Trafford for about half that, and now Newcastle are never ever going to consider selling Livramento to City.

Spurs are battering Reading as though they're a League One side

>>149855825
Celtic would finish top 4 in the PL

>>149855555
Quints of lies

>>149855825
They should've just done the needful and sold Isak to Liverpool and used the funds to make a functioning team.

>>149855555
imagine more additional money from Sancho + Garnacho + Malacia + Antony fund (wages saved and potential sales) we're looking for 150m already

As the #1 Rashford hater that frequents these threads, I can’t believe he’s getting away with it again. He’s going to Barcelona completely undeserved and he will almost certainly succeed there (not due to him being a brilliant player but by being carried by much better players and by the only opposition in that league being shit from a butt)…He acts petulant all throughout the transfer window saying I only want Barcelona despite him being like their 5th choice transfer target and in the end he gets the undeserved affirmation that he isn’t a washed fraud because he got the move he wanted. Wow I am truly seething.

>all this obsession over a club with the same number of trophies as Wigan, Portsmouth, Birmingham and Swansea in the 21st Century

>that feel when sunderland finish ahead of sandcastle

kino, based and happeningpilled

>>149855933
he'll get benched in no time, hopefully madrid can do the needful with their renewed backline so they can prevent barca from winning a single trophy so that fucker won't get any medal.

>>149855714
>>149855786
Weird, I thought Ortega was doing pretty alright all things considered. He's 32 years old (and actually younger than Ederson) which is way older than I thought he was and also German which is like wtf but still.

celtic are raping newcastle

Tierney is back to where his heart belongs.

>>149855946
Sunderland need to improve their defence big time first.

>>149842431
That's called the miyagi penalty

manure fans, how can you justify employing rubin amorim, this guy is fucking shit

>>149855980
He is good, he's just had ambitions of being a number one for a long time and City don't consider him good enough to start for them. He was linked with Bayern a few seasons ago. Still no idea who City's backup keeper is going to be. Will be funny if they get Ramsdale.

>>149856071
>Will be funny if they get Ramsdale.
kek is that an actual rumour

>>149841008
>>149841190
He scored in the two biggest away games of the season. He still wasn't back close to 100%, but 1 g/a in 12 games is misleading

>>149856092
Just speculation at this point

At what point will Geordies turn on Howe?
We all know what's going on (The Athletic made it plainly clear in how Howe is subservient to Liverpool FC) but it's like they refuse to see it.

>>149856071
Pretty sure Zack Steffen is still hanging around somewhere. Remember him?

>>149856093
Oh yeah, he did score in those CL games. For some reason I thought he was only back for 12 games but maybe anon meant PL games.

lmao 4000 Geordies went to glasgow with UK flags to trigger celtic fans because they thought they would destroy celtic, now theyre seething

>>149856134
Steffen ended up back in Murrica

>>149856154
UK and Israeli flags ***

>>149856154
Hopefully the Rangers fans give them a good beating before they leave

>>149856154
The fucking state of that.

>>149856171
>>149856179
actually apparently its close to 6k, why are newcastle fans so cringe? they went to glasglow for a pre season game

>>149856165
Lame. And fucking hell he's also 30 now. I thought he was like 25.

okay im wrong again its fucking 10k
the absolute state

>>149856199
In the North East, football is basically heroin

Insane how obsessed with Newcastle this general is

>>149856050
really had to crane your neck out for that one

>>149856154
lmao

>>149856071
>>149856092
>City sign Ramsdale
>the 115 charges are immediately resolved and City get relegated

The curse must continue no matter what

isak really hard carried this team wtf

>>149856199
supporting and following your team is not as strange a concept in britain as it is in america

>>149856199
Isn't Newcastle all the way up north near Scotland anyway? I imagine it was a pretty easy trip for fans?

The biggest story to emerge from the Red Shite v White Shite derby in Sweden:

>Daniel Farke has told Patrick Bamford he's not in his Premier League plans.

Which Championship side will sign Sausage Boy so he can miss 10,000 shots a season from a combined distance of 0 yards?

>>149856154
>holed up in a rangers pub
KWAB

>>149856215
>>149856233
i didnt realize newcastle was so close to glasgiow
>>149856238
yeah you're right, i was wrong, anyways its 10k fans so it makes sense

>>149856238
he's a retarded amerifat who doesn't know celtic sent thousands down to sunderland a few years ago (and ended up getting battered after they started shit)

>>149856238
About the same distance as Cork to Dublin

lmfao Geordie Bastard calling us obsessed for commenting on an ongoing match

>4-0
>Sandcastle

>>149856283
That would be about a 2 and half hour car ride. That doesn't seem that bad desu for a Saturday. Get on the car around 11, get there an hour early, leave at about 5, get home before 8. Seems alright if you like your club.

Actually with 10,000 people going and leaving the same area, the traffic is probably fucking awful so back home before 9 I reckon.

>>149856303
still the best 'united' in england by far 2bf

>>149856326
what about a comfy train ride?

Newcastle need a manager who is focused on their club

>Goldbridge keeps saying Mbeumo is only £65m but £6m add-ons don't count
>Keeps saying Madueke is £52m
Yeah he's £48.5m without add-ons lad, at least be consistent. But he's all happy because they 'got rid' of Rashford... on a loan.... with OPTION to buy.... and still pay 50% of his wages.

>>149856406
>But he's all happy because they 'got rid' of Rashford... on a loan.... with OPTION to buy.... and still pay 50% of his wages.
Ornstein says Barca are paying the lot.

>>149849883
Nah that’s a good destination
> Best city
> Best women
> Best food

>>149856421
Sky was saying that the entire discussion was around that. Barca are fucking retarded then.

>they doubted him

FUCKING KNEEL. £20m JUST LIKE THAT AND A CHEEKY £60M NEXT SEASON. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.

>losing 3-1 against 2nd division Bundesliga team
Aston Villa bros, wtf
>>149856406
Lol nope, barca are paying his full wage

Preseason is VERY IMPORTANT.
Friendly results are VITAL.

Thought English clubs were supposed to be good?

Preseason is VERY IMPORTANT.
Friendly results are VITAL.

>>149856567
>>149856651
10,000 sickened Geordies would agree with you.

The Geordie unironically thinks it's /trans/'s fault they got fucking battered

>retards don't know about VERY IMPORTANT meme
fucking hell is /trans/ just reddit blowies these days? literally no good old posters here.

>>149856567
Eddie Howe on Isak not playing:

>“It was my decision. I decided to send him home due to the speculation around him."

>"The last thing he wanted is to be sat in the stand watching, that wasn’t fair to him. But i’m confident he will be a Newcastle player come the end of the window.”

Oh no no no Saudisissies....

>Barcelona couldn't afford £75kpw for Williams
>They can afford £350kpw for Rashford
Mental what Jim's pals in the media will have retards believe

Eddie Howe, more like SHEDDIE Howe because he lives in a shed! hahahahahahhaaha

>>149856738
*bows down to le oldfag who remembers the time some said something was very important*

>Arsenal accidentally announce signing of Mosquera on their website before deleting the post
Well that's the preseason tour announcement fucked. Mongs.

>>149856738
get back in the archives you dweeb until I let you out

Love it when a filtered post comes up. Can guarantee it's peak reddit posting too, don't even need to read it.

>Bitches don't know bout the VERY IMPORTANT meme
What is happening to this fine forum?

- THE BIG DAWG -
"RUFF RUFF RUFF"
RIP NAN 1943 - 2018

I have a pretty good gut feeling..
And my gut feeling is telling me, that Gyokeres will FLOP in the Prem League

I'm thankful the autist with the Aussie VPN changed VPN countries or stopped posting

ok the big dawg has spoken, better look into this meme with my own two eyes

>>149856847
yeah too many snowflakes on reddit who can't handle words and have to hide them

for some reason I thought the 2pm was my leaf time. I'm assuming united got off to a flyer yeah? right?

>>149856890
see >>149856901

>>149856896
just looked it up, someone posted something was very important however there was more than a tinge of irony in the post suggesting something wasn't actually that important. v clever

>>149856899
By reddit you mean the arsenal general right?

>>149856914
okay we're going to play this cunty game again. was

>>149856899
yeah because the 'leaf' really contributes to this thread (which is already so high quality).

>>149855919
The league is ours

Mad how 190 keeps forgetting which VPN he is on when he's posting. Posting UK flag instead of Canadian and Canadian instead of UK. Funny shit.

>>149856922
This is one of the two Arsenal generals due to obsessed MONG INCEL CUNTS such as yourself.

Cunha looked good for United today. Glad to see he was telling the striker off for being low IQ.

>>149856974
Furious

Isn't our fault Newcastle lost, Geordie Bastard.
Bear that in mind and forward all your shut-in seethe towards Michael Edward's best mate Eddie Howe rather than us.

>>149856961
I posted an Alistair Johnston image that I bet was saved by a couple of anons, what have you done?

>>149856973
yh. don't think he'd need a uk vpn if he's from the uk tho lol, maybe engage your brain before schizo posting

>>149856985
Ancient image, are you unironically in your 40s? And still on 4chan of a Saturday evening... jesus christ

>>149857013
>of a Saturday evening
what's this dweeb trying to say here?

>It has been a frustrating summer window for Newcastle thus far. Anthony Elanga's arrival is a positive but the fact the club are yet to strengthen Howe's squad any further is the source of huge frustration.
>Indeed, the Newcastle United squad is looking stretched, so to get thrashed by a team playing in a much less competitive league is hardly a great look. Howe is up against it ahead of the new season, so his immediate reaction to the Celtic game is noteworthy.
>Howe is said to have ordered his players over to the fans still in the ground and shouted: "Come on."
https://www.geordiebootboys.com/match/what-eddie-howe-did-immediately-after-celtic-thrashed-newcastle-united/
Wow if that didn't work, what will??

>>149857013
Yessss hahaha more! More butthurt and angiush please! :D

>>149857041
it's on, not of. and it's 630 you fucking idiot

>“Yes I've had discussions with him, but that's not abnormal. I respect a player's career and how short it is."

Howe on Isak....Come on Ally lad, you're 1 transfer request away from playing for the PL champs.

Not far off being a decent team.

Most important positions to get in for me are GK (Heaton can stay as backup), Midfielder, and Striker.

Fabrizio just said that Barcelona will have to pay a penalty if they don't take Rashford on a permanent deal next season.

Not sure Newcastle will be setting a trend with this graphic design

>>149857134
Worth paying (see: Chelsea; Sancho)

>>149857123
>Not far off being a decent team.

>>149857156
this is a preview of what will happen in every round of the CL if Newcastle don't bring in massive reinforcements immediately

>>149857178
>>149857178
>>149857178

Careful lads, the geordies aren't used to getting bantered like this. They thought they could take the oil money and still remain cheeky chappie likeable ragamuffins.

>>149857134
>Barca
>paying anything
lol

>>149857123
>That back three
Grim. Dire even.

>>149843724
long shaft?