Thread 149841573

>Very cute Mirra scream
https://youtu.be/-A3aSkM3BcU

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flashscore.com/tennis

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>>149802743

who we rootin for

In Sweden no one knows who the Ymer brothers are. The ones that do dislike them for obvious reasons.

Swedish Tennis so so fucking dead sadly.

>>149841630
these uncs are playing a phone game competitively?

Just wanted to say well done to our Katie for her win today in the QF of the ITF event in Vitoria :)

>>149841775
well done katie swan and eva lys for being way hotter than your navarros and your badosas

>>149841775
Well done Katie!

>>149841649
We had Björn Borg and it all ran like clockwork but you had to go and blow it you with your pride and your ego

Very cute Mirra scream, if anyone hasn't seen it already
https://youtu.be/-A3aSkM3BcU
https://youtu.be/-A3aSkM3BcU
https://youtu.be/-A3aSkM3BcU
https://youtu.be/-A3aSkM3BcU

another masterpiece from our favourite tennis sisters!
probably should've named it "a match against iga" haha

>>149841573 (OP)
emma has a very sincere smile

>>149842001
who's Linda (the third)? Bratty Linda?

>>149842055
yeah, 1) noskova; 2) fruity; 3) klimovicova

>>149841756
hosted by wimbledon....

The Big One

>>149842001
They're so good at this, their videos make me kek every time

>>149841756
It appears to be an ad for their shitty mobagay

/tennis/ dood wat nou

>>149842001
ToT

>>149836852
what is miyazawa

>>149842383
rank 254 in juniors, most likely never played in seniors

Jacqueline :)

>>149841630
Merci docteur

>>149842520
in due time

Veljovic doesn't look as bogged

>hits the wall at 22

Many such cases.

>>149843697
>>149843682
Very cute Mirras

Guys, Tennis elbow 4 is on sale on Steam right now. It is the best Tennis simulator on the market, and there are tons of mods that will let you play with real players.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/760640/Tennis_Elbow_4/

Top Spin 2k25 is much more arcade/casual than it. And no, i am not the dev. It is made by a single French guy.

Feelin zesty might delet

>>149844008
TWENTY POUNDS? for a QWOP ass looking 4 year old early access game?

congrats, lady sneed!

>>149844617
Congratulations Diana! :)

>>149844659
Corr

>>149844630

You fuckers will simp on anything. This bitch is hideous, looks like boris yeltsin bloated liver

>>149842614
..was seventeen, working on a desk
>>149844617
congrats di!
>>149843682 >>149843697
lovely!

>>149844785
>socks and sandals

>>149844804
Absolutely nothing wrong with it

>>149844785

Inevitable destiny for every middle eastern woman: a bogdanoff face.

>>149844785
s-she looks like she's in trouble and needs my help!
also nipples at ~5:70

>>149844785
surprisingly lewd

>>149843958
she will never truly be sexually attractive

and will just get worse wiv age

thats the fing

men find youf naturally attractive so most women maximilize their attraction in young adulthood (assuming they are maximalizing environmental modifications)

mirra just gna get worse

shes gna look like shit at 25

wid big clown.hands a giraffe legs

>>149844617
why is there still communist shit around?

do they still like communism in russia?

>>149844659
shes actually dogshit

i genuinely have no respect for this unprecedented level of turbothottery

>>149844953

Wtf is wrong with this bong? Why the fuck does he write like a retard? I wanna kick his ass!

>>149844862
anudda vapid turbo thot

>>149844785
mysteriously bogglin' hairfta be said

>>149844839
typical german

>>149844960
>do they still like communism in russia?
as far as i understand, "its complicated"

>>149845010
that university was founded in 1918 and that plaque was probably there ever since
soviet things are part of our history and we have no reason not to honour it

>>149845109
why not honour homosexuality then?

>>149845109
i've always thought that the soviet union was pretty based desu
i used to larp as a communist and argue with everyone that the soviet union was the pinnacle of civilisation which was a bit extreme in retrospect but i still think there's a lot to like.
i like the importance placed on science

>>149845244
Having the USSR as a baddy meant capitalists couldn’t go full mask off evil they had to pretend to care.

>>149845203
umm, gay is not okay. please seek help
>>149845244
there were certainly a few pretty good decades (by few i mean two), both technology and culture wise
but my favourite parts are the nature conquering experiments, like the tsar bomba or an attempt at the rivers flow reversal. real shame humans stopped doing fun things

>>149843859
>hits wall
>gets carlos
its not fair

>gay is not okay
>is a nonce

truly boggles

sex with Eva Lys

qualies
https://www.wtatennis.com/tournaments/1045/washington-dc/2025/player-list
https://www.wtatennis.com/tournaments/1082/prague/2025/player-list

emma spotted at DC too lazy to post her story but she's in my country :)

>>149836680
the only motherfucker i know that can smoke a cigarette in the rain with her hands tied behind her back

omg jana in prague qualifiers :) but at 5am :(

Multiple times, Carlos lost the point because Sinner had the height advantage. It’s a cruel world for us manlets...

bloody ell

where is everywun

>>149848478
I'm right here sweaty

>>149848538
aussie player walton like tennis equivalent of the proverbial "practise whale" as first appeared in John Donne's debut anthology of poems in 1640

Lets go Rublo lets go.

why does booblick instantiate the neckbeard?

need grass season data to come out already
according to peoples point-by-point recordings, Nole was hitting the ball far shorter than usual this clay season
wonder if this lingered on grass, cause if it happened there too then he's full yolo mode

Burgers this is your chance to meet THE Jessica Pegula

HAG Special https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61taN8IkyXI

sissicucks bros...
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/j6zeTExTaqc

you can bet on jana today at 3.49, if you are feeling lucky

>>149850952
I believe in her!

Britains very own Katie Swan is also playing her semifinal
>https://www.itftennis.com/en/match/?matchId=d2e8e29e-3aef-4976-8f4e-e9c3d8e40bd0

>>149851140
Come on Katie!

>>149851140
We love you Katie :)

>>149847403
I am also a very bad and judamental persona to talk like that

anonoymity is a blessing :blessings emoji:

>>149841240
I am also a very bad and judamental persona to talk like that (about "ig sluts" and perceptions of different people)

anonoymity is a blessing :blessings emoji:

Shapo taking out Schoolkate AND Walton. Yeah I'm thinking he's back.

What do Emma's imperfect teeth, and more so in the land of perfecty white perfectly straight teeth, tell us about her?

That she is too nice, too arrogant, too self-confident, too ground minded.......???????

it definitely deeper than "just" imperfect teeth, isn't it???

>>149851369
heh, i gues you could say that School's out for summer :D

>>149851370
for me it says she's secure in her appearance and doesn't care to looksmaxx

What a set from Jana

>>149851094
looking very very good so far
have to admit i’m surprised

>>149851483
Me too
I hope she can hold on to this level

Katie is kill :(

>>149851596
>retired
:(

kawaii~~ ToT

>>149851625
wew! :3

>>149850418
>A jewelry store
>In Georgetown
Kek too rich for me tbqh

qinwen zheng announces she's dying

i mean had some surgery

>>149851914
goodnight unfriendly chinese lady

those are some big ass crocs

>Publev
>Puud

>>149851914
These labubu thingies really did a number on women

I love boy Buse

singles is up
https://www.wtatennis.com/tournaments/1082/prague/2025/player-list

>>149852067
decent waifus here

>>149852067
Very cute picture of Laura

not to mention the white stains on her skirt she was trying to wipe off

Jana :(

Jana ;_;
The first set is something to build on though

janny :(

>>149852096
scary ann vibes

So we all just waiting for DC to start?

>>149852217
hot

>>149852346
For me it's Ugo Carabelli

>>149852375
I don't know how you guys keep track of all these Ova chicks kek

>>149852375
>czech teenagers these days

>>149852415
It's crazy, Czechia is punching way above their weight class

>>149852431
kek I know right

Visiting my 87yearold housebound grandmother and she starts telling me about watching the Wimbledon final and rooting for Alcaraz and turning it off in disgust after the match. She says she likes him because she saw him handing a bottle of water to a fan and being concerned.

>>149852150
You implying?

>>149852501
Based granny

>>149852217
Gosh pls deliver hq pics of sweaty legs with clay dust on them
Also did she lose weight?

>>149852486
I can almost smell that webm

>>149852501
she probably also hates sinner because he's a cheating fuck and only made the final by luck due to other players injuries
based grandma

>>149852547
describe the aroma

When will the DC draw release? 12pm local time?

>>149852486
"what the fuck"
such language is quite unbecoming of an otherwise beautiful woman.

>>149852586
warm bags of sand

>>149852607
:100% emoji: x3

>>149852614
warm bangs of sand? that doesn't smell like anything!

>>149852605
3pm

Impressing Emma with my Costco card when she comes to DC

Tereza :)
One more for a 125 title

>Cazaux-Bublik
that's kino.

Nooooo Agassi dont do it t

>>149844008
>Features:
>9 different court surfaces : clay, green clay, grass, hard, blue-green hard, classic synthetic, NewLine synthetic, indoor hard and indoor synthetic; each with a specific rebound
>no blue clay
into the trash it goes

>>149852486
Nice whore

>>149852486
Based Eva

The humiliation ritual has been uploaded:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWC6lEYUJmU

>>149853016
Kek not rewatching that shit. What a dog shit match.

>>149853016
>58min
based Wimbledon bringing the extended highlights for the dedicated fans.
Roland Garros puts measly 10-15 minutes resumes.

ummm eva is showing off her legs and crotch on ig

>>149853143
that's fucked up.
Tennis stars having to resort to this degrading stuff

Iga!

>>149853177
She's not a star so it's fine

>>149853177
increase prize money surely it will help???

>>149853016
Still a better final than Rybakina Ons

still cant wrap my head around hot 100th ranked golf player make more money than 100th ranked ATP player. I know golf is rich etc, but tennis is MULTIPLE times have bigger viewership both TV and live, media coverage, athletes are more famous etc etc

>>149853222
*hugs Britpole*

>>149853213
make the sunglasses big enough and yep definitely would

>>149853237
And yet there is no pay equality really makes you think

>>149853213
Janny Janny Janny Jannnnnnyyy ban him
<3

>>149853237
Tennis players get piss poor revenue sharing. It's bad compared to most other big sports.

>>149853213
For me it's Aryna Sabalenka's BREASTS

>>149853358
post them

>>149853314
People will say this and I’m sure it’s true but the monke part of my brain will still be like “how the fuck does any tournament outside the slams/masters” make money”.

>>149853213
girls bums look really really really good in this position

>>149853199
She has like 2/3 pictures where she looks good. Picrel and that one with her tongue sticking out desu

>>149853409
agree
i never paid for anything tennis related ever
idk
maybe if i did 12.500 usd a month i'd pay like 10-15 usd for a good streams with replays etc etc per month. i do not now.

alena blew mp then lost the tb

>>149853529
I don't like her that much but come on, against Rodio especially

>>149853409
I'm guessing private investors and sponsorships. I'd bet some firms/owners) etc have reasons for keeping a smaller tourney afloat in the hopes of long term profits.

>>149853409
I don't think making money is the point. They're patrons of the sport. Like Bill Ackman has funded pro players out of generosity without expecting a return.
I doubt the guy who runs Halle cares about they money. He gives away tickets to school kids en masse.

>>149853143

She's teasing grug, they've been liking each other's posts as of lately. Not sure about grug though, after having fumbled the 2 emmas, leyla, camila, marta, etc. He just might be fag like Vito in the sopranos.

>>149853016
Serena would NEVER double bagel an opponent

>>149854343
he's too dumb to be gay

>>149853553
i didn't like nor dislike her but she's going on my dislike list now

Alcaraz - Sinner - Landaluce

tennis is in good hands

>>149854712

Why did Sinner have to dope? He fucking ruined tennis for me!

jana :(
bratty linda :)

>>149854343
eva is nowhere near good enough / hot enough for carlos.

>>149850418
already said diss before

fink out of all wta players i would marry pegula most

>>149851914
looks like that meme of the dying orangutan kek

>>149852559
kinda true

if bublik didnt poolapse would be a bublik alcaraz final

I am HYPED for USO mixed doubles

>>149855081
even if she makes you sign a pre-nup?

>>149855140
cant wait for diss hairfta be said

>>149855143
Jess actually seems pretty chill. Wouldn't be a bad pick for a wife tbqh

hmm emiliana actually not playing like shit, very sus

>>149855185
not sure that i'd be able to deal with the enormous wealth disparity
what would i even bring to such a marriage?
would just be a very unequal relationship

>>149855212
but you could say this about any top professional tennis player

its a moot point

>>149855231
fair enough
i guess that's why you don't see any top tennis players married to average wagecucks

based delpo
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/VgqwYnhpcxM

>>149841775
I'm late but nice.

>>149855379
its a fantasy innit. you could just make yourself rich in this made up scenario where you marry one of em.

problen solved

corr

new good tennis player


ilva eigus

>>149855379

>>149855379
woops

swear pegulais in fact married to a wage cuck

probably not an average one but i imagine one nonetheless

emiliana :)

>>149854810
He's the Walter White of tennis and he get away with it. Everybody loves Mr.White.

Would you rather watch a TV series about alcaraz (bamosh, fat brother, dawn syndrome hairdresser, fake emma pr gf, hot mom)
Or Sinner (Chemical drugs, russian whores all around, shady russian brother, Mafia country of origin, Sonego supporting cast)

>>149855925
Oh and I see she retired in her last match.

cam on jaqueline

>>149856068
This gives very sexual vibes

>>149852217
wtf how are they so shiny.

>>149856068
kissable feets

>>149856068
phwoar english rose sandwich

>>149856372
I think the girl on the left is Canadian, but close enough.

>>149856390
yeah, just yandexed it
w-what kind of photosession is that anyway..?

>>149856439
this looks like lesbian porn not a tennis photosession

Dayana ):

>149856439
Was just to ask the same thing -- who's taking these pictures?

I USED TO RUUUULE THE WOOORLD

>>149856439
They're just good friends.

>>149856068
>>149856439
Bro wtf is she doing. This is strongly reminiscent of OF content.

>>149856577
touching legs, touching bumm..... yum.

>>149856068
>>149856439
Looks like a FTVgirls.com photoshoot.

100% fucking. Like not in a lesbian way, like 2 girls who live together and will settle down with men eventually but for now they'll fall into bed with each other

Back in in the early 80s when I was playing I analyzed John McEnroe’s serve and realized that was what he was using an copied it. My top-spin serves had so much tilt of the spin axis / they would dive and barely clear the net then kick hard right-to-left with ‘hook’ spin ).

The key for me was understanding what the underlying physics was doing. Spin give a ball gyroscopic stability on its spin axis and a square strike produces — + — straight flight with backspin creating lift more lift than drag / and topspin more drag than lift \ To get the ball to curve you need swipe across in from inside-out or outside-in which TILTS THE GYROSCOPIC SPIN AXIS why the ball flies on a predictable arc either right - left ) or left-right ( not like a Noland Ryan knuckle ball.

I switch to golf because tennis was too hard on my knees and because my left eye is so dominant ( because of astigmatism in the right one) I cannot judge ball trajectory on my backhand side. Killer serve and top-spin / lob forehand but backhand was my Achilles Heel.

There was similar cause and effect in the evolution of the golf ball which started smooth wooden ball in the 1600s, then smooth leather covered pounded goose feathers in the 1700s - 1800s, then around 1840 smooth Gutta Perch balls, then Gutties with raised dimples which allow backspin lift / and ( ) shaping of shots but wore off, then finally the depressed dimples seen on golf balls today at which point the flight became very predictable if one mastered the technique which I did in the early 80s because I understood the physic playing tennis and before that as kid in the 50s throwing curves, sliders and knuckleballs and boomerangs I made my self, one with a hinge pin in the middle to change the blade angles.

>>149856750
I’m now 73 and play golf like Bubba Watson — my golf buddies call me “The Shaper” I hit my Drives like diving top spin forehands: low trajectory with hook spin which only carry about 150 yards but then roll another 100 yards, 20 past every else’s of the shot is hit as planned. Higher trajectory shots look prettier in the air an carry further but one hop and stop because the type of grass used in the fairways.

Yeah dont understand any of that.

what do you think about Federer's slutty twin daughters

it was a comment from video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbPkwnU92wE&lc=UgyyOb2q9JoYxL--taZ4AaABAg

man put so much effort into it i thought would be bad if it was just left hanging buried in nowhere in internet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbPkwnU92wE&lc=UgyyOb2q9JoYxL--taZ4AaABAg

>>149856540
I wanted to sleep but I wonder if it's worth staying up for this
Probably not

>>149841573 (OP)
Emma sooo lovely!!!!!

>>149856590
girl gotta eat

look at her ranking, she can't make a living off tennis alone

>>149857214
Flogging lip balm pays some of the bills.

>>149855140
He will smash

>>149855140
Emma's dog?

>>149855140
Why is Emma on posture? Is she more famous than Coco, Pegula, Keys, Anisimova in USA?

amina is so bad at tennis

Jaqueline ):

>>149858012
wtf ayn rand, a sister of anne frank, played 10is???

Now you remember Ananastisch

Maya Joint vs Fernandez confirmed

>>149856577
>>149856439
What I love about Katie is how effortlessly sexy she is. She poses like this and her smile just says "this is normal, nothing sexual here :)". She is a perfect succubus because she'd drain you without you even realising it.

WASHINGTON WOMEN'S DRAW

>>149859579
Venus still plugging away.

>>149859596
noooooo my faves meeting each other in round 1 :c

Apparently Emma has 4 siblings, 2 older boys who don't do sports and a smaller sister Maggie who plays in NCAA but doesn't seem to be top world junior idk didn't lurk deep yet

>>149859662
I'm pretty sure they all play tennis, well atleast played when they were kids, don't know if they do anymore

>>149859609
python stearns chuffed to get a bye to round 2

>>149859662
Billionaires should have more kids

>>149855140
dog looks fake

>>149855140
idk how many times i looked at this before i noticed it was sour emma not sweet emma

>>149860984
bruh

>>149856540
goes for maria too

>>149855140
That dog looks like it wants to start some shit.

>>149861198
Emma looking quite buff.

>>149861198
>that ceo stepped down
Grim

>>149851914
Jack needs someone to replace her for doubles

>>149861097
eva stop being such a tease! get your bum out!

>coming to war
LOL THIS HOHOL NEVER BEEN NEAR A WAR IN HIS LIFE

>>149861812
denim is sexy

hmm speaking of Iva she is in the qualifiers for cincinnati and montreal and god willing she loses early she could go to cleveland! please please please

>>149859596
phwoar

fink emmas got diss
like

if emma doesnt win

she needs to retire

>>149861812
phwoar

would be a good match if she was actually goos at tennis

alas!

POOING

on the /tennis/ Iva-loving nonces!

>>149862707
I love you

AUSSIE DASHA (liquor licence variant)

i look forward to their sex tape

>>149862707
It's going to be really awkward for you when Iva comes of age but you can't say you find her attractive for some silly reason

>>149863793
now this is a proper phwoar

>>149863900
and awkward for us nonces when she comes of age and isn't attractive anymore

>>149863900
Why is she always so smug when serving?

>>149864141
she hasn't even peaked yet

>>149864197
why face so chubby here

>>149864363
nothing wrong with chubby cheeks!

>>149864412
iva is so cool and pretty and amazing!

>>149864560
she really is

if aliens visited earth and said "tell us why we shouldn't annihilate humanity", we should just show them iva and then they'd understand

>>149864630
haha, 100% agree!

iva would be taken by the aliens as one of their own

hold up ima look through the archives until i find THAT pic of iva squatting

in the meantime here's another iva

>>149864675
just thought of an awesome filename for this pic
'iva is ready for some tickling.jpg'
i pinched myself for being too hasty

I have never Found Iva jovicanovic attractive

>>149864816
i think she's more ready for sniffing and licking!

>>149864797
still looking but i found this random ass iva post :s
>>149858579

i found it :)

>>149864937
how is any red-blooded man within 100 feet of her not going feral

>>149864937
in my mind i refer to this as a "water drinking iva"
and the squatting iva for me is this one

>>149865084
idk has to be estrogen in the water supply or something because iva is HOT

I think Emma knows who I am. It was all a bit weird and glowies were involved but I'm pretty sure she knows who I am and to me that means she wants to have sex with me. See ya later virgins.

PUNGENT

>>149865420
She's so hot in a lezzy mcguire knda way

>>149864937
absolute temptress

>>149855140
>ISHYGDDT

>>149865420
>that outfit
>not polish
wtf?

>>149868749
nooo emma dont catch the AIDS!!

>>149851914
Qinwen :(

>>149865167
she will never love you

imagine if in few years iva jovic ends up dating kittington

whole threadberg will be absolutely seethin' kek

propa laffin' fimkin bout it

>>149841649
>sadly

>>149841968
>>149871600
Robin Söderling was legit. I heard he was kinda hated on the tour for being annoying, but he was real player. Rank 4 is pretty fucking impressive while being in the same era as Fed and Nadal.

>>149868749
Desu I miss pre aids Rybakina

>>149875042
Who?

>>149875173
sister of ann

>>149859503

something weird about that ass.

Pays better to be an influencer than a pro tennis player...

>no one even watched the shapo match
Cazzie sisters...

>>149875293
ick i don't wanna be seen with a slam finalist

>>149875293
>Carlos
Carlos has a 4 incher max. We saw him with briefs already and hes not packing.
Leylah needs a BPC(Big Pinoy Cock) to satisfy her, theres no other way

>>149864937
She knows how much of a sexyness she is? Probably so many boys walking around asking for attention

>>149875293
>Women can't find a date
Huge red flag tbqh

>>149875514
A lot of WTA tour women are like that

>>149875608
The constant travel must make it tough to find someone for sure. With Leylah though her dad is probably a psycho

Shapo going to war. We honestly need some players in the 23-26 age bracket to become elite if there’s going to be any competition to Sincaraz before Fonz grows up.

>>149868749
ITS HAPPENING

>>149875849
this was supposed to happen 3 years ago so it's cool to see it finally happening

still a really random pairing

>>149875881
I hope the Emma Germ maybe comes back for this (and is nice)
Let's see

>>149875849
mubadala is the most indian sounding company that isnt indian

>>149875849
damn i shouldve got tickets

>>149875849
New soijack has dropped

>For the players, the tennis card business is a windfall. They reap 70 percent of the profit in royalties, but it’s distributed equally among all players who signed up to participate in the program, regardless of status, or even how many cards bear their likeness. The pull for the stars who might consider a standard royalty chump change is the additional money they earn for autographing cards, donating memorabilia and even making appearances. The process is surprisingly simple: Winner’s Alliance teams go out to tournaments to secure autographs from players and/or to offer them related income opportunities.
Those Carlitos cards that sold for 6 figs must have been every participating player's wet dream

Even Australias GOAT is excited

>>149875849
The One Slam Wonders

>>149876848
Be nice

Mariella wins another W15 title, her second now!

>>149876998
well done mariella!

Dolosisters... It's over.

>>149875881
alliteration's awesome

>>149876998
yay mariella!

alena you bitch

Is anyone else here watching Bublik?

>>149877443
Yes

>>149877443
>Watching Bublik moonball
SHANT.
Looks like he's been on the piss for the last couple of weeks.

I wonder if this woo woo shit works.

is everyone aware of this dream team at Washington?

>>149877558
>no Iga
no care

Yeah bublik is gonna lose.

It's literally hitting practice for him. He's not even trying.

>>149877659
Imagine if he cared.

>>149877558
Fuckin HYPED for Mihalikova/Nicholls

>>149877558
>E.R
>E.R
What if they were only thinking of this when they decided to sign up

>>149877558
Imagine the sex

>>149877443
Member when he was supposed to win Wimblers?

So a little while ago someone here mentioned that there were "Selena Gomez" flavoured Oreos. I thought we didn't have them here but today I saw them at my local supermarket, they were half price and no one was buying them

Also congrats to Bubgoat, wonder what they were chatting about at the net

>>149877652
>

>>149878089
>"Selena Gomez" flavoured Oreos

>>149878111
imagine the taste

>>149877971
I never thought he'd win Wimby but I did he could cause an upset or at the very least be a major hurdle for a top player.

>>149877725
kek

>>149878089
you should've bought them and reviewed them for the (You)'s

bratty linda just won a w75 with a perfect wta score

>>149841573 (OP)
she is too pretty, mesmerizing/eye catching face

>>149878407
Who are these cum dumpsters

Just recalled what was on my mind for week like but I couldn't realize, finally I realized - Emma N looks like Grinch sometimes. When she smiles and her chin-cheeks-lips-nose triangle get formed like that.
Grinch but like super cute and lovely and with lovable character

>>149878562
haha yeah i see it

Jules :)

>>149878407
kino
>>149878499
leave bratfu alone!

>>149878407
Wow!
>>149878465
She gets prettier with every win <3
>>149878654
>>149878667
>>149878682
>>149878706
Julia :)

Would you rather eat Elena's vagina or Emma's asshole?

>>149879388
hmmm do i want AIDs or a delicious chocolate sundae???

Hehe (6)

And #1 for Tereza in Porto :)

Darderi celebrating like he won the world cup

>>149879686
He cared.

Shan't be watching this "masters" also wtf is Jannik recovering from?

>>149879806
Nice to see Draper's back to being a crock. Not suprising top players don't want to waste two weeks of their time playing devalued masters so soon after playing a slam, bravo gaudenzi.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EncaKPPsQgk

New fantasy: threesome with the Paskauskas sisters

>>149879979
made me kek

>>149841573 (OP)
I think I'm a little bit in love with Emma N. Perfectly imperfect, super cute and sincere but still closed and kinda from surface seems to be emotionally unavailable more or less, introvertic shy, cute, nice, kind, code, make up and high heels hating billionaire daughter? Wow that's my type!

Is that a retainers on her teeth?

>>149879806
It should be a free masters for Carlos…

How did Bernie get a wildcard to Washington quallies?

>>149879987
Kristina: PHWOARR

Gabia: Okay I suppose

Bernie was a break up and served for the set...

Me when I see my Russian, Australian and British friends

Yeah, Lena is not looking well in those photos from Washington. Should still manage at least the semis though should probably win the whole thing. No hope though.

Looks like Bernie's stopped caring
He was actually running for dropshots earlier

so it's not vulturing when bublik does it

>>149879806
they just need to give a reason other than 'they couldn't be bothered'

>>149880540
I am not falling for /tennis/ propaganda, this is Bublik's level so no

>>149880540
He's top 30 not top 10 or top 5 like Pood but you that when making this ridiculous comparison
What should he play instead?

Darderi is so handsome

>>149841573 (OP)
I don't like Emma
First she is mid looks wise but this is not the problem
She is unsure of herself and so obviously affected. She is not genuine but suffers from the guilt of having an exorbitant and undeserved wealth. People like Emma Navarro would do everyone a favor if they went back to their rich lives instead of larping as normal human beings on tour

>>149880540
It's only vulturing if you win. Therefore Pood is a failed vulture

>>149875849
The duo that saved /tennis/

>>149880638
u know both will put in absolutely zero effort and lose in the first round

>>149875293
desu she totally put me off when she did that dasha vlog and she basically was struggling to get up the stairs being out of breathe then later said that, completely unrelated, she had summat wrong wid her foot

>>149876323
would but very sunburned

>>149880591
according to the experts here it's ruud's level as well but he gets shit for it

>>149880592
he should play whatever he wants, i have no problem with him playing this tournament, just calling you people out

>>149878111
corr cute-arse kittingtonshire

>>149880703
You're just an idiot, theres no more to it, Pood is called a vulture because he skipped the whole grass season and then when straight back to clay
Bublik meanwhile won another title in Halle

>>149879904
whats a crock?

why do you say the masters is devalued?

when does this one start?

when is drapers next tournament? does he even play at all before us open? i swear heused to play a lot

i think he needs to try continue his momentum by trying to win or get very deep at least in tournaments in general and not be fixated on big slans or 1000s

>>149880632
>so obviously affected
???

>>149880638
Yeah, they will act like they're both too good for this somehow.

>>149880066
weird how many kinds of withdrawn males are attracted to women that are stunted

i do wonder why? is it because they wsnt a woman they relate to? or a woman they feel superior to?

i like pegula's personality on the surface. its like a nice mild mix without extremes

>>149880738
he's been called a vulture long before this grass season

>>149880632
very mean post

ugh didnt know washington was another tournament we have to share with m*n

>>149879684
nooticing the forearm gains

>>149879684
Who is the right guy?

>>149881058
>>149881058
delicious brown sweetest emma

>>149881097
Eala

>>149881108
sour emma = navarro, sweet emma = rads, sweeter emma = alex

>>149881135
kek

When does Trono start anyways?

>>149879531
Worst trophy I've ever seen.

>Congratulations sir, here's a rock with a hole in it.

>>149880638
Two cock addicted sluts, what could go wrong?

>>149881092
His lover Lorenzo

>>149880080
Anyone can apply. But Mark Ein is based. When we talk about patrons of the sport, he's chief among them

>>149880775
What you mean withdrawn men and stunted? Emma is sincerely likable and I think her surface closeness only make it sweeter to get to know her closer, idk provokes the desire to stare and her and learn about her, that closedness, I also see some personal similarities in patches of her and I think rublev?? Idk how to describe, but somehow they have something in common in their visable public behavior idk maybe I'm wrong. Maybe its an eye contact avoidance and desire to tuck your head deeper in a baggy hoodie idk. But I didn't even seen much of eithers press conferences etc to judge :dumb opinion::death emoji:


>pegula's personality on the surface. its like a nice mild mix without extremes
Pegula is actually extreme kind, not a mild mix. Well everyone says she is kind and good and most level headed of all level headed girls and someone even called her a mama type when talked about their team at 2024 Olympics. Iirc on yt tennis tv video about emergency contact

Emma is.... idk, I feel she can be tense, has her thorns, can be passively aggressively unpleasant idk

Carlos out

>>149881293
Ovechkin, two Niggers and a manlet. But seriously who are these people?

>>149878407
i have no idea how you keep track of all these female slav/baltic shitters

>>149881364
>similarities in psyches

>>149881416
>shitters
They are up and coming future stars, see this post in 2028

>>149881364
>I think her surface closeness only make it sweeter to get to know her closer, idk provokes the desire to stare and her and learn about her, that closedness
That's very true, with a lot of WTA girls you already know their personality and can estimate their opinions and views on stuff with 99% accuracy after watching 1 interview, but with Emma N, you really don't know what kind of person she is on the inside, small pond, but very deep.

>>149881216
Uhm, very rude and disrespectful especially given one of them has been severely abused. I would expect better from you in future.

>>149881460
remember amina anshba? oona orpana? zeel desai? didnt think so

>>149881382
Sinner djok and Raz out of Toronto.... Fonz first masters brewing.

bronzetti is cute in a retarded-looking way

>>149879388
sniffing vukovs dick vs pure ambrosia

>>149880775

I think you're onto something. Are you a psychiatrist? Navarro is clearly autistic and has a severe autistic brother.

As a neurodivergent, I think is her naive childlike behavior I find endearing.

>>149881382
not that we didn't already know this, but this just confirms that canada is the most irrelevant masters by far

literally Emma N

>>149881909
>Navarro is clearly autistic and has a severe autistic brother.
Sources for claims?

ynr that sitnky ass poisson bitch
katie swan was so goated for that

Lmao

>>149880791
Because he has vultured random clay 250s for years. Nobody cares about an occasional 250 showing. Every player does it. But most of Ruud's career accomplishments consist of farming random 250 tournos. Only thing he has ever won above that was just this year. Bublik might be an overrated imagine if he cared player but he hasn't been in the top 10 based off of winning Gstaad and Geneva

>>149882497
That was Harriet Dart.

>>149882521
Cool, no?
Needs to be done a big Lego exclusive(1 of 1) set for Copenhagen open winner

>>149882521
disgusting looking individual

>>149882521
She's so hot and lesbianesque

>>149881981
Water doesn't run if it's still

>>149882553
well yeah, but katie swan is still the goat

>>149882710
Me and you

>>149882710
If I was a girl i'd be a lesbian 100%

You now remember Stefanos Tsitsipas

>>149882710
Yeah...yeah. Yeah

>>149882710
Katie Swan is the Wimbledon of tennis girls fucking. Whoever gets her is the tennis fucking GOAT

>>149883431
Alex Bolt got her believe it or not. Seen him in real life and he isn't physically attractive, so I can only assume he has a gigantic cock.

>>149880638
Radukina or Rybacanu?

>>149883743
rybacanu desu

>>149883576
Confirmed GOAT. Also he's fucking ugly as shit.

>>149882521
wtf is up with these fucking trophies man.

This is Korda's big sis

>>149884095
unpleasant face idk not kind

>>149884009
Queen's, now that's a trophy.

>>149882521
I think it's pretty cool. She was like 300+ ranked , got a wildcard for RG and now she won a 250 and is higher rank than Raducanu.

On another note I watched the Andy Roddick podcast where he talked about the Women's Wimbledon final. Kinda interesting to get a players take on what's more humiliating - getting double-bageled or your opponent giving you a game out of pity.

>>149884160
But maybe she's nind in soul and I'm so sorry to shallowly being judgmental on face
Not like I'm myself a handsome and kind on face

>>149884242
Someone here called it waffle podcast and that’s what I think about whenever I hear about his podcast

>>149841573 (OP)
I like her teeth soo much, pls tell me this isn't an aligners!

>>149884242
Boisson is only competent on clay though. She's going to have a tough HC season.

>>149885156
tummy sexo

>>149882979
I think it'd be quite nice to have a penis in you ngl
Have to be a cute guy though not some rat faced fuck

>>149885247
yeah im not gay but i need a cock in me at least once

>>149885323
like if you're a women, youre built for it, youre a hot little piece designed to look cute and be dominated and thrown around
hell yeah rail me brother

>>149885484
yeah i may hate whores but i'd be doing the same thing and taking lots of cock

>>149882521
is that trophy really a miniature shipping container? absolute state

>>149885693
Yes

>>149882521
i like it

>>149886192
kek

>>149886192
LOL

>>149884095
must be tiugh to be overshadowed by your sister at every turn even though she plays a less popular spor>>149884160
t

>>149884190
positively reptilian vibes

>>149885607
always surprised me they are good friends

not sure why

my impression i just feel like they seem like such different personalities

curious on boris' take

>>149882521
why does continental europe have to do these mad bizarre trophies genuinely so confusing

and i really dislike the sovlless german tradition of giving away a vehicle that their sovless associated company made as a prize

>>149886192
lol her face is actually so french...

oogeli

>>149843958
she simultaneously look young and babushka

>>149850418
i would peg her pegula if you know what i mean

CINEMA

>>149887114
Why she look bogged

>>149887356
EQUAL PAY NO REFUNDS

NOOOOOOOOOOOO waited to see what time emmalingz was gonna play tomorrow just for her to be moved to tuesday :/

>>149888363
She sucks

>>149888457
Hand crafted for BPC

>>149888363
>mfw i have to wait longer for the goonmatch

>>149888457
phwoar finkin need to take a trip to japando they have a masters there?

Drapists.... his arm fell off and he's out till USO

>>149889828
Oh no..... Anyway.

wow wimbledon in the 70s was a slurper

>>149889978
Borg would have been hated as a pusher so much

mmmmmm back to hard. the best surface, one might say. doesn't one agree? yes one does.

Years later Mario Tennis is still fun.

>>149890404
For me, it's Boo.

>>149861097
yjk

>>149890432
Yoshi for me.

>>149852486
This encapsulates femoid created content perfectly. It's all about inherently sexual stimuli wrapped in a presentation of plausible deniability. Superficially, she is saying "tee hee look at my goofy tanlines XD". What she is really saying is "look at my sexy flesh and feed me narcissistic supply by commenting on and liking my post."

>>149886446
Idk never ever cared for them. If there are "not my types" then these two surely are in that category. My brain just immune to their pictures and not activate any anything.
Lois Boisson is cuter for me idk, not like im her fan or smth of that, but there are mean words in the thread about her and in my opinon she is def good looking/cute, no? top 50% at least. I just saw few pictures of her totally i guess, and saw her in motion in highlights idk for what match

>>149886475
she looks like rule 63 Gasquet

>>149890544

and you have you head all the way up it. Classic!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqhLO3SRyXU

me? starting with parks in prague and go from there

>>149888363
HOWEVER, Rybacanu has been moved to today

prague is going live

>>149882541
Bublik might be an overrated imagine if he cared player but he hasn't been in the top 10 based off of winning Gstaad and Geneva
neither has ruud, that was from making deep runs at slams

mega embarrassing if parks somehow manages to lose this

>>149891233
my yellow fever is flaring up...

>parks defeats herself by double faulting and being shit
many such matches!

You know what helped with my groundstrokes? I imagine that Im gay and it naturally makes my strokes fluid and whippy

>commentator
>the us open, the 3rd slam of the year
now i'm no mathematician

>>149891498
Based. AO isnt a real slam

emma says enough with this thread, lets start a new one!

>>149891564
>>149891564

nuked