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>>149833866together we can save the planet
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>>149844482 (OP)>green editionDUDE
MARINERS
>>149844482 (OP)posting in a green thread
>>149844489marijuana is illegal in washington state
>>149844482 (OP)days gooooo byyyyyyy
my oh my Iโm comin home
>>149844510>majority of their wins have come against sub .500 teamsgrim
>Ian Hamilton starting
Yankees.
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>>149844503bro did you hear they killed bin laden?
Your New York Metropolitans will be playing in 2 bongs and a couple bingers
>>149844535literally illegal to have marijuana outside of your domicile, also illegal to grow your own. you literally have to break the law in order to smoke marijuana, it was all a ruse to get you faggots to clap
I have a two hour drive starting in about 2 hours, what ballgame should I listen to in the car?
>>149842233welp, you lost the bet, now post yourself in maid outfit as is ritual
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Beat up a mariners fan.
Beat him back to the poorhouse!
https://youtu.be/gUbmbXC99q8
>>149844578>himthis is problematic in 2025
>>149844574That was the venezolANO on a VPN.
[ W ]
>>149844496yet the jomboys dont have a single cubs fan in their company...
>>149844578fite me irl im jacked
Somebody better fuck my boricua ass tonight
>>149844567blue jays giants is free today in the mlb app
>>149844503Whereโs badspie to post โMarijuana is bad for youโ?
>>149844553You sound like a real faggot cuck law obeyer lmao
Doing drugs is for cool guys literally everyone knows that. If you donโt do drugs and smoke cigs and skateboard then youโre probably a fuckin dork
>>149844634>>149844588I like both these options.
>>149844706Nu paper tigers fan here
For me itโs insidiously flipping a coin outside of the arcade with a toothpick in the side of my mouth
>>149844706Theyโre in the AL Comedy Central of course theyโre fake
Wait lemme guess, you freakin geeks probably wear your seat belts and stop at the light before turning right in red lmao โwoah look out for those kids in the crosswalk!!โ lmao fuckin losers
>>149844522Is he opening or starting? I've heard both. If he's opening that would be kind of interesting.
>>14984470622 hype :3 hopefully moar soon, though we have flappy bois then Cleveland after then Colorado
>>149844778Nigga I'm Scott fucking Erickson
>>149844729>>149844742I'm talking about the asstros
>>149844801didnt you kill a guy
>>149844826I killed kids bro
Watching David Coneโs perfect game against the Expos at Yankee Stadium.
>>149844838unfortunately your parents didn't kill theirs :-(
>>149844792I'm retarded. He's opening for a bullpen game.
....there's no cell signal where I'm going I have to listen to the faglanta broadcast D:
>>149844877angels are throwing a bullpen game the day after the break too wtf?
>>149844877Oh, its ok. I thought he was opening as in 1 IP and then the real starter gets thrown in. I guess Booney wants to reset the pitching rotation.
>>149844864You know, the Montreal Expos with Vladimir Guerrero
>>149844895>>149844907We're looking ahead to troonronto. I think it'd be different if Fried wasn't hurt.
>>149844826you're thinking of Josh Hamilton short tossing that ball to the fan
>>149844851I remembuh dis game an duh David Wells game too madone it was just yestuhday
>>149844949Her face looks like my elbow skin.
when does ohtani pitch? I want to watch it but I also need to watch my Kijin gentoushou, sakamoto, one piece, and koujo denka that all came out today
le sigh, only so many hours in the day
>>149845014You are so out of your depth and element itโs actually kinda sad
>>149844982David Wells, father of Austin Wells
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>>149845068>same last names verified
>>149845051*yawns*
if you had even the tiniest inkling how ineffectual you actually are you wouldn't bother.
Is any team interested in doing an Uma Musume Night?
>>149845107Maybe the Phillies since they're named after female horses
>>149845107why is this game getting shilled to normalfags so much
>>149844665Mococo, why aren't you supporting the Dodgers with the rest of Hololive?
>>149845123Because it's fun. I bet a few MLB players play it while being in a plane traveling.
>>149845107Havent seen this yet but I do watch TONS of actual horse racing and of course the games even back in 5th gen an such
All anime girls look the same now since the advent of gacha and holoslop
>>149845107why would they do that when they already do the more appropriate sponsoring of actual horse events?
Mets baseball in less than an hour, get excited
Ohtani released a cook book
>>149845195let me know when he releases a betting book
>>149845198Who cares? She's hot
>>149845198I donโt know anything about blacked videos
>>149845198Idk what that is that youโre referring to but I would have sex with that woman in the webm sheโs hot af
>>149845198>she's so hot im imaging her having sex with other menyou guys are such fucking weirdos
>>149845198>knowing this much about blacked videosalright buddy back to /nfl/ you go
>>149845249Every single time kek
>>149845256wait, how does that work?
>>149845268Ignore the schizo
>>149845268Acknowledge the sane man
>>149845258/nfl/ has become very unusable. I don't get coomers and not even in any meme way. They're like furries or BNWO in that they absolutely have to let you know what they fap to.
Is this the work of psychogang?
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doyers
>>149845308Is his name really Sogay Ohtranny?
>>149845308will all his injuries you could say his arm is Glass now!
>>14984525890% of /nfl/ during the offseason is jerking off maholmes
>>149845307monitoring this post
>>149845329Has anyone ever laughed at this?
>>149845195I've never had Japanese meth
>>149845329Are you the based and blessed detective?
>>149845329Mein sides are in orbit!
>>149845329FAGGets kek!!!
>>149844706World Series will be Astros vs Brewers
>>149845385assturds and cubbies actually, Tuck will fuck the ass
They tried to deny him his doo
>>149845403Actually in 10 minutes
>>149845241nta but it's actually pretty hot in real life
>>149845403like Iโm taking advice from fucking doctor illiterate
>>149845410braves fan btw
Thread is moving so fast, no one will notice... I'm gay!
Do you remember Lee Guetterman?
>>149845428it's pronounced Luis Guzman, he was great in IMDB
What an adorable homosexual couple
Did anyone noticeโฆ never mind.
>>149845451not how that works
Great idea having a bullpen game coming out of the break Ray. I totally see this going our way.
>>149845471los los angels angels
>>149845471Many are saying this.
>>149845471No one is saying this
>>149845471My latino friends love dunking on this name
>>149845466Confirmed homersexual
>>149845308I was checking the pitching matchups for this series earlier, looks like we somehow dodged Miz
>Vientos batting 2
where is Carlos Mendoza I would very much like to speak with him
>>149845488I'm latino. I don't care because Los Angeles is an american city.
>>149845506Iโm American. No it isnโt.
>>149845488I'm black. I don't care because Los Angeles is run by the cartel
Itโs time for Yankees baseball.
Iโm Chinese. I play joke I go pee pee in your coke.
>>149845523how hard are they going to boo Jazz?
>>149845418Chop on, brutha!
>>149845531fuck off racist, we support Jazz
>>149845439so full of hope, both failed at getting a ring
Man the Mets have let Manaea stay in the game since Sunday
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Angels Legend Brandon Marsh
>>149844482 (OP)my former boss who is my friend said hes going to a rangers game but didn't invite me to come along. I live 15 minutes away from the stadium. RIP
>rainbow over the atlanta skyline
gaylanta is on a mission
>>149845581they don't even make em that thin in america anymore
>>149845589You should thank him for not dragging you along to see the inferior texas team
>>149845553fact check: false
Bullpen game after all star break
>>149845600Youโve been seething about the US since the break started (but probably youโre entire life if we had to be honest). Faggot.
>>149845604But i'm a rags fan.. asstros suck. Texans are cool
>>149845621oof! gotten to much?
>>149845589>15 minutes from the middle of nowherewho am I kidding, DFW is a concrete jungle of strip malls and in-n-out for 250 miles
Umpball for Elly you fucking cock suckin ump
>STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-RIKE THREE
Eder is here to eat some innings
>>149845632racism is still alive, it seems
>>149845523Too bad Fried can't have a homecoming.
kepler is hot flaming garbage, austin hays 2.0/whit merrifield 3.0
today is the day to post that half-half jersey
who's the senior citizen on the mound for the jints?
>>149845664The Diaz family Meds?
>>149845667not watching but verlander?
>>149845667Christy Matthewson
still cant believe heโs a met
>>149845674Yeah. Least thats what mlbnetwerk said
Will Verlander clock his first W today?
Realmutto stealing a strike from his own pitcher
>>149845709>>149845674>>149845667he should've retired in 2022 with his ring, or at the very least have gone to detroit
Bo Bichette with a bases clearing double. Digits confirm
>>149845630I've heard they don't even have Whataburger or HEBs up there, how is it even Texas?
Look at us, just some dudes watching baseball. Kino, I tell you. Kino!
>>149845726Bases clearing double play
>>149845735We are so back :)
What is Arraez doing trying to steal there?
>>149845737Sorry for the jinx buddy. I tried to give you the meme magic.
Smart play by Arraez since now Manny will start the inning instead of risking striking out to end the inning! Now if Manny is on, he'll have Merrill, Sheets and Bogey as opportunities to drive him in rather than likely leaving Arraez stranded on 3rd even if manny got the hit
>>149845706Someone should throw you in a twin shaft concrete mixer.
>>149845760Arsenalโs problem is they always try to walk it in
>>149845750Your post would have been better without the anime
David Wright is my favorite player ever. Shame injuries cut his career short.
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>>149845757thatโs not nice
>>149845773Always remember to thank the Roc
>>149845776kies for signing Hampton
>Yabkees
oof
Slambioโs been dogshit all year
didn't even want to pitch to schwarber lmao
>>149845779That's a nice ass. I retract what was said.
>>149845786You know, the Bew York Yankees, Captained by Aarson Jusge
>>149845787Henlo Flappyboi fren! <(^-^<)
>>149845780>lead off base runner allowed
>>149845798Your keyboard is broken anon
>>149845808Ya gotta forgive me
STOP THROWING THE FUCKING SLAMBIO YOU PIECE OF SHIT WIGGER
>2 innings
>2 inning ending double plays
I cain't jintsbros
H A R P E R
A
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P
E
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also a great at bat
Yeah i could tell that was going to happen with how hard he was hitting the thing foul
>>149845801like father like son
>>149845845FAAAAAATHEEEEEEEERRRRRR
Idk who thought having Ian Hamilton be an opener was such a bright idea but even I could tell that this way going to happen and I am retarded. My Yankees are a deeply confused baseball team.
>>149845845Remember when terry kath did this
Montgomery is so fucking stupid.
>>149845878Would redhead, :3
>>149845865>be opener >job is to pitch the first inning only >give up two runs
>>149845888>opening pitcherstupidest thing to come of nu /mlb/
Yeah I'm thinking my Jays are back
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hello mcneilkings how was your asb? play any good golf courses?
actually unbeatable at home
>>149845886Yea Jenn could absolutely get it
When are we getting rid of torrens
I think Ian Hamilton SUCKS.
>>149845935Torrens is a good backup. The plan was always for Alvarez to take the lead... but he's sucked so bad this year and not just batting.
>>149845935rather him than senger as backup catcher
>>149845909I played Silent Hill 2
>>149845905Mebbe theyd be less fat if they stopped eating robin eggs >-<
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Verlander is hella washed
So this is the legendary Justin Verlander huh
>>149845945>>149845952He doesn't even try to bat well most of the time.
ffs get luzardo out before he goes into a full meltdown
>>149845979R e p e a t e d ly
Chadres need to turn up the stove soon, it's been freezing!
if youre going to saaaaaaan fran siscooooo
>>149845942Yankees are going to get no hit tonight.
>>149845986Cram it, fundie!
>a second Happy Gilmore
Wake me when Waterboy 2 is out in theatres
>>149845988Hey babe, whatโs for dinner tonight?
>>149845988gold jacket is yours, doyers gonna choke
At least he has a big titty wife to go home to
verlander should be tossed
disgraceful
alright time to put this horse out to pasture
>>149846000these digits speak the truth
>>149846000Donโt we all :)
>>149845991Grisham got a hit.
>>149846000large breasts are disgusting
how this nigga in this commercial on ozempic he fat as hell
>>149846026maybe he's lowering his A1C
>>149846031Too much ass, too much breasts, it exist
>>149845990what a gay song
Vientos hit a stride and now heโs just gonna swing at everything
>>149846040>too much assDidn't know Irish-canadians existed.
Wouldnโt mind trading for Soroka to be the 4th/5th starter. Pretty low risk move that raises the floor
>>149846057why do you disparage the Irish so much
>>149846000isn't his wife Latina?
>>149846063Why are you irish?
The Braves? The Yankees are losing to the fucking Braves? As if there is any more proof to sell by the trade deadline. What a bunch of fucking losers.
>>149846067does that worry you as a toid?
>>149846073kek more like STINKEES
>>149846063Irish and Italian are the two ethnic groups that are kosher to make fun of. Itโs for people that want to pretend to be edgy without punching down because punching down is the absolute worst thing someone could do
>>149846073Doc mindbroke them
>>149846085>kosher to make fun of sun is going down Moshe
>>149846068it's an unusual ethnicity to target this day and age
>>149846085so the people who make fun of altuve are also midgets?
>>149846057Irish don't have asses tis true owo unless proof
>>149846082You stink mini-Australia.
This will be the Jorbit Vivas legacy game.
Bassitt thinks WHIP is an overrated stat
>>149846090I didnโt say kosher because Iโm Jewish
>>149846095you can't prove that
>>149846100Well hes a FISH so Glorp glorp, uh bloop?
>>149846097doyer legend Jorbit Vivas
>>149846100itโs the only pitching stat worth looking at
>>149846085>>149846091If you had any knowledge of US history you would be aware mass irish and italian immigration was a pivotal downturn for this country.
>>149846108What's that? Hard to hear you with that boot on your tongue.
>>149846089The true reason why the Yankees lost that ALCS is not having any starting pitching depth after Mussina. Who the fuck was Jon Lieber? Kevin Brown was practically dead by old age. Javier Vazquez has always been a first half of season babby.
>>149846123Toids seethin madonโ
>>149846105I can smell it through my screen.
LMAO what the fuck was that stankees
Someone please toss Vivas into the East River.
>>149846130>racismyou better not be a dodgers fan or ill kick your ass
toids still seething about the 19th century kek
>>149846124they had four chances to get a win, no excuses
>>149846136Itโs a team of non-serious players.
>>149846136That's similar to what Bellinger did to the mest, ironically.
>>149846123What the fuck are you talking about? What is this pseudo historical bullshit. Are you some Mexican larping?
>>149846123ofc I am aware of the treatment of the Irish and Italians in this country in the past. I am saying I have not heard the Irish being regularly targeted for mockery with this kind of regularity from anyone until you are doing so specifically this season.
>>149846153Who? Or did you mean Acuรฑa?
>>149846131deal with it then I guess
I donโt think clay would make it into a postseason rotation
>>149846145Boston got the match up they wanted. Minnesota would have taken the series against Boston easily had they not shit the bed in the ALDS.
Fucking Ward would rather walk than swing at a pitch right down the middle
>>149846183i have that tigers hat
just a reminder that hinch and cora are both cheating again
Does Boone make it to Labor Day?
>>149846192I didn't even know Judge was Pregnant
>>149846192If the Yankees buy at the deadline, yes.
laughing at your own joke is the epitome of cringe
Life is too short to continue to watch this Yankees game. They fucking suck
>>149846192>$15 million dollar extension through 2027
>>149846192Boone must have dirt on Hal and Cashman. I don't think friendship and cronyism would let this bullshit go on for so long.
>>149846209it's the only time I ever laugh with any regularity here
>>149846215You think thats bad? Ask the mets about bobby bonilla day ^-^;
>>149846205Why the fuck did he do this lmao
Yankees are so fortunate to be on the road. They should be getting booed for this.
>laughing at your own joke is the epitome of cringe
>>149846228Ask the doyers about Ohtranny day
>>149846228nobody tell this guy about chris davis
i could have this pretty boy on the floor moaning so quick he'd never think of playing for the mest ever again. (no homo)
>>149846241ELI5 what's a chop house?
>>149846241holy shit that's bad
>>149846244I'm a Marylander, truss. I know how bad that was owo
hey mendy if you want starters to pitch into late innings you have to let them pitch into late innings
>>149846254>owoI'm going to kick your ass
>>149846262could you fuck it first?
>>149846241Thatโs an insane throw
>>149846262I was posting emoticons for decades since bbs's were still popular D:
>>149846267somebody get this hothead out of my organization
>>149846267Heโd fit right in with those 80s Mets
>>149846240makes me think of those weirdos where you tell a joke in a group setting and they're the only ones who don't laugh but you hear them tell it again later and they start laughing in an exaggerated manner the moment they finish telling it.
>>149846256Manaea is restricted p suregsprg
>>149846241hahahahaha what the fuck
>>149846267that move alone is gonna cost him millions, unironically
>>149846241who is out there?
>>149846267what in the world is going on here exactly
>>149846283sorry you may be right but this has been a constant frustration for me this year
>>149846241How do poor, third-world manlets from Latin America develop such arm strength? Pulling animals around?
>>149846269no one would ever advise making a throw like that in that situation from that position and it somehow worked perfectly
>>149846267god dammit what a fuckwit
>>149846267Is he mimicking snorting cocaine?
>>149846311cocaine is bad for you
>>149846311it certainly does appear that way
interesting to see it explained another way kek
>>149846318So is not having Tomboys desu
>judge does something
>rest of the team does not
He has to be regretting not signing with San Francisco
Can someone PLEASE explain why Boone is having a bullpen game after a 5 day break.
>>149846267Hilarious. But we live in a gay society that punishes things like this
>>149846338>gay societyI thought degenerates would love that kind of behaviour
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I donโt see the problem here qrd?
>>149846338you're right. advertisers should line up to endorse him stat
>>149846338I thought drug use was being tolerated now
Seems like to me its Judgekun, Stanton|when hes actually healthy an sometimes Jazz. They legit have no other offensive strength
>>149846285he was drafted and signed a contract already
>>149846311In my expert opinion I believe it is some sort of homosexual inside joke.
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>>149845799Hello. Orioles getting btfo here.
>>149846353 <(^-^<) just got some ginger ale
>>149846338>>149846349Iโm not a faggot so pls explain. I seriously thought it was supposed to be him snorting cocaine. I thought it was based
>>149846365Bruhโฆ that is what heโs doing
Never knew castillo was korean, crazy
>>149846365It is supposed to be him snorting cocaine
>There are Poodrefags everywhere
This was not the case 10 years ago. Poodres have no fans outside San Diego.
>>149846267I heard he's just like Ohtani, so this degeneracy makes sense
>>149846360A suprise to nobody lol morton is 41 unless you're a magic freak like a Brady or George Foreman or Ali or something chances are in pro sports you arent likely to be good then
>>149846382What could have possibly prompted this post
>>149846345Bellinger. The 3-homer game was probably the start of a slump though
>>149846382Many people rallied under them after the chargers left San Diego. Itโs all they have
What's the best potato chip flavor and why is it sour cream and onion?
>>149846389LeBron the magicest freak of them all
>>149846396padres and the best seafood on the west coast
>>149846382grass touchers will know this is false
>>149846398regular flavor mogs them all
>>149846398Miss Vickieโs sour cream and onion are the best potato chips
>>149846399Silver lets him take whatever juice he needs
>>149846399I mean I dislike lebrick but dude spends yuge money on his health.
>>149846391 He did it to us during yankee run too cody doesn't like us
Holy shit Carrillo is terrible dfa this clown straight from the mound
my favourite crisps are ketchup crisps
What the FUCK was that?!?!
>>149846426What does DFA mean?
LET'S GO BLUE JAYS
CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
>>149846435Dodger Fans Aregay
>>149846426carillo
>>149846435designate for assignment ie off the team without a trade
>>149846435Down for assfucking. In my expert opinion that poster is a homosexual.
>>149846442why did they stage this? just rage bait?
>>149845728We do have Whataburgers and HEBs here
CaPEEllo mendy must be crucified tonight
>>149846442i wish i were there to save her
The Mets suck. They fucking SUCK!
>>149846241god damn what a throw
>>149846442Actually laughed
>>149846457you sure about that, lad?
>>149846430>favourite *favorite
>crisps*chips
> ketchup crispsabsolutely fucking disgusting
wtf is wrong with leafs
>>149846479I never realized the other cities had so fucking many, there's only like 3 that i've seen around here
>>149846482>it's simping to not want a woman to be mistreatedyour parents didn't raise you right bro
>>149846468By extend you mean quarter him, yes?
>>149846502Hope she sees this bro.
>>149846401>best seafood on the west coastThat's not Seattle
>it's simping to not want a woman to be mistreated
your parents didn't raise you right bro
Why do Phillies fans boo Trout?
>>149846521Herbert Edwards Butts grocery store
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houser is currently having a career year in chicago
>>149846241the absolute state of the shitkees
>>149846518East coast has lawbsters, crabs and oysters :@ also marlins
>>149846521I'm glad you asked
WARDYBOY
HALOS TAKE THE LEAD
>>149846525Iโm deeply cynical after posting here for too long and do not believe you
this bullpen is just terrible
>>149846523He grew up a phillies fan but when phillies offered a contract he extended with angels
>>149846523sell out bum. cheered at eagles games though
always thought the h stood for hillbilly
Lillies gonna end up being sellers at the deadline
>>149846539Charles is current owner but still Charles Clarence Butt. Honestly sounds worse than edward >-@
>>149846549That bottom list is missing 7 states
>>149846549This doesnโt prove that itโs called that thou
>>149846556he stayed with the team that drafted him. that's the opposite of selling out.
wait what did soto just do i missed it
>>149846571something worthy of his $800 pesos
>>149846568>he stayed with the team that drafted himfor half a billion
>>149846549If anything I was thinking we would get a Publix up in Maryland but florida doesn't share
>>1498465715th inning walkoff grand slam
Fine. Iโll just post this instead
An announcement - Angels won! .