fuck you to the highest level

>>149847522 (OP)
this is the thread

this is the thread

pulls up

First for Dana
Thank you Dana

You boys can't handle a real thread like Nina

cousin kisser finna get ko'd

Fuken badas therd

*enters thread*
https://youtu.be/1prweT95Mo0?si=a9_l1Q-0njGtsAd1

first for Powerslapping Dana's bald bellend

These dudes are so sweaty.

DAD GET OUTTA THERE

I finally feel represented.

more like power shit

FUCK NOT THE FLINCH

Problem?

>flinches
pure cowardice

>>149847522 (OP)
SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

HOLY SLEEEEEEEEEEEEM

SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

KINO SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

OH NONONO SOMEONE'S BOOMER DAD GOT HEEMED!

SLEEM OF THE YEAR

Literal sleem

lmaoooooo nigga dabbin in the after life

>>149847682
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>149847683
kek

>>149847682
kinarino

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUVALLLLLLLLLLLL

that's the best sleem i've seen
there's been some cool ones but that one takes the cake

>canadian

>my last match with him was.........three months ago

>>149847715
Hey what’s up man, any interesting k-1 cards on the foreseeable future?

>>149847682
I'M STILL STANDING

Dakota McGregor is what everyone thought Conor McGregor was.

>got tonsils removed
>lost 18 lbs

>>149847736
There will be a K-1 announcement soon. You just missed a sick event.
>https://youtu.be/JljsPSQ25-s

>>149847761
fuck i need to get back into k-1, i usually just watch glory once in a while

Where do you even stream this shit?

>>149847778
It is on Youtube

>herzog doesn't rub his hands for power slap
what does it mean?

>PEI nigga
definitely too nice for powerslap

>>149847786
First time watching this slop cuz there's nothing else on, do you guys actually like this or are you guys just in the same situation as me?

>>149847809
Pacing is ok, sleems are common, Charly is sassy but yeah there's nothing else going on.

charly arnolt foot job
megan olivi thigh job
laura sanko titjob
nina drama slobberjob
dana white creampie

>>149847809
footy is gunna start soon so i'm gunna watch that

You can tell these guys want to cry like owie

this doo look like arnold allen

heemzog is letting this dude fucking DIE

>>149847825
No pits L

WEAK ASS WHITE BOY

SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

>>149847856
pitniggas are gay

RIP

Kind of silly to go for a rematch after only three months

slap gooby was literally shaking before the slap

Ref and doctor should legit be jailed for letting him keep going

calling out the Inbred king Anthony Blackburn is a recipe for disaster

WHERE'S MY SON BRING ME MY SON

>>149847885
yeah dude was clearly out on his feet

>neck training before walkout
What an idiot

>neck workouts
sick, ive been working out my neck since doing football as a kid

>>149847933
>me on the toilet

They strapped a monkey to a chair and made it watch UFC

>>149847940
that's a good idea

>>149847952
heard it both ways b

>>149847952
be better man

>>149847952
i think that monkeys will inherently understand what's going on. I want to watch apes and monkeys react to humans fighting now

>>149847952
I'm not strapped down

Any weems

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

That monkey? Joaquin Buckley

>>149847990

Powerslap but with explosive slaps

my right forearm's gone numb

>>149847952
I do that to myself every sunday night

Scran n sleem

Referee Mark Smith looks disappointed to see black on black violence.

>>149848007
fascinating

flinch

>>149848037
Did you really fish this out of my toilet bowl?

>>149848052
You wouldn't understand European culture

>>149848037
shit and cum with yellow rice. scrumptious

SLEEEEEEEEEEEM

He's retarded

sleeeeeeeeeeeemmmmmmm

still not watching btw

Good thing he burned his neck out in the back

we cannot follow them

>>149848083
nah, Dibbell hits hard b

>>149848068
chicken microwave minute rice with burnt ground beef, ranch dressing with one stale pita and one big lettuce "Mutt's Provender"

the camera on the stand is the greatest thing

Dibell just went 1488 Hitler dictator

>>149848096
There's two sides to the equation b

DUDE HE GOT HIT IN THE FACE WHILE STANDING PERFECTLY STILL!! THIS IS THE MOST EXCITNG SPORT EVER!!!

PFL Africa tomorrow and not a single word about it on r/heem

I despise most of you

>>149848108
fuck off ariel

i like finland i like sweden and i like mexico, i hate the rest of you

>>149848115
Monitor

Dibellas got a proper white hog for a wife, God bless America.

>>149848108
yeah, we finally figured out how to get semi-guaranteed knockouts

>>149848111
>PFL Africa

i hate almost all of you

I love heem

>>149848154
I love you too

oh look it's the brit on hormone therapy

Tfw when u nut but she keep figa farting

>>149848115
you ever listen to the band Conan?

90% of the European posters are leafs and burgers larping

>>149848142
White hog is what they called me in high school

they should put the sleem dust on mma gloves too, that's probably why there ain't no heems anymore

>>149848180
>白猪
What is that ironic or something?

are you ugly heem?

https://youtu.be/bMZnDeCqx1o
https://youtu.be/bMZnDeCqx1o

>>149848205
Is that Cyrillic? I think I have some serbian in me

>>149848221
It's hindi

sower plap

>>149848210
no but it seems like most brits are hehe

>>149848239
That's what I do to Dee Devlin

>>149848161
damn, I really can't stop thinking about it...

>>149848210
if I lost 200 pounds or so I'd be pretty decent

>>149848251
bodied that mutant

Conor "Torta Pounder" McGregor

>>149848251

https://youtu.be/h8zFZ-1emKA
https://youtu.be/h8zFZ-1emKA

>>149848273
then you'd only be 300lbs

>>149848303
मृत्युं!

>>149847971
God made this jungle for Marines. God has a hard-on for Marines because we kill everything we see. No slack. He plays his games; we play ours. To show our appreciation for so much omnipotent attention we keep Heaven packed with fresh souls.

>>149848309
kek Dana not even there

>>149848330
hehe trickd

I finally saw that clip of Tom asking Nina how much it would cost to finger her. I don't know what he was going for there.

>>149848378
Le wacky UK humor

>>149848381
Mr. Bean would never

>>149848378
you don't get it, he was showing her the shocker when he did it

They just strapped dynamite to Hasbulla and they're preparing to throw him at the iron dome

Rampage motorboating Karyn Bryant
Aspinall propositioning Nina Drama
Benavidez cumming inside Megan Olivi

>>149848378
You just KNOW nina was fucking wet like the Niagara when tom offered. She had to suppress her slut nature to incredible levels to keep the interview professional. But she was actually subconsciously biting her lip if you know what I mean

>>149848378
>how much it would cost
he didn't ask that

Have you ever been fingered by an MMA fighter?
>James Krause raises his hand

>>149848567
>t.

i find the vast majority of you repugnant

>>149848603
wah waah wah waah waaaaaah wah wah waaaaaaah

>>149848603
>farts
>burps
>shits self
>slaps tits together
what could you ever mean

>>149848603
The feeling is mutual
Lay off the Thai boy pornography

i care not

Hey, Medhi, you're not yourself when you're hungry. Have a Conor's dick

>>149848636
wah waah wah

i won this thread

wah wah waah waaaah

>>149848663
You won a consolation prize: XXXL tapout shirt from 2009

shut up nigga

ez u's 4 me :^)

Not one of you gave my Nina thread a single reply. I will have my vengeance.

wah wah wah wah :'(

Here comes a Filipino

they should make powerslap contestants eat lots of food and drink lots of beer before the slaps so they can use an official DIAPER METER to show you who fills up their official SlapBAGS first!

>>149848701
I was going to but this one was claimed as the legitimate thread. Sorry fellow ninafag

you are all pliant scullions

i know what happens to dustin the diagmond porier

>>149848004
he looks more like a black mongoloid imo

Jolie Porier is an undeniable pawg, no wonder she got Goob so bricked.

>>149848756
dustin the digimon

The average Digimon would heem any UFC fighter in Champion form. Greymon would absolutely destroy Tomala.

Angewoman caught in a crucifix, and it's deep

Daniel "Elliot Rodger" Zellhuber

Kai should have just had sex with Kari

they spliced chase hooper's dna with cro cop to create roman kopylov. crimes against humanity.

Where the fook is picksfag?

Going to watch Kpop Demon Hunters

i hungy

Pokemon went on too long. I almost wish I could go back in time and prevent it.

>>149848863
>he's not on the topuriacord

Digimon are equipped with sub machine guns of course they heem you

>>149848898
Hitmonlee would weem the shit out of yoy

Pokémon is like a gay little animal deviants want to have sex with. Digimon is like a wolf with two nuclear missiles and bondage gear.

I thought heem hated anime

>tranime

>>149848927
If you haven't watched Oreimo you're not a Joe Pyfer fan

Digimon World 1 is better than any other mon game. Those are The Facts™

Agumon weems Ilia

I'm a fucking weeb, my nigga.

Many of you I respect

zoomers will never understand getting up at 5am even though school starts at 9am, just to catch the latest episode of Pokemon before everyone at school spoils it for you.

>>149848970
Got cockblocked and refunded the game besides it was developed by a Russian faggot

Which one are you heem

>>149848970

>>149848991
human

>>149848982
I'm a zoomer and I literally did this lol. I fondly remember watching the gen 4-5 anime before going to school

christ you lot are such poofters

>heem has zoomers
geez no wonder this general is so shit all the time

>>149848982
>>149849008
Oldest zoomers are thirty already.

bunch of pokefags in here

>>149849014
*seismic tosses you*

People forget man, you do not want to wake a Snorlax up. You gotta get outta there

>>149849014
*pounds you*

>>149849014
*hi jump kicks you*
*misses*

>>149849014
My first wank was dedicated to Froslass

I'm 40 but I only listen to Gen Z music

>>149849050
fucking wigglytuff looking ahhhhh

>>149849050
Oh yeah? Name 1 Gen Z music then.

>>149849020
>>149849031
>>149849038
>>149849045
>takes out all of you jobbers with one hyper beam

kingler is the best hm slave

>>149849050
I guess I'm vaxxed these bars by Pfizer

*digs*

>>149849050
guru got a haricut?

I saw Bidoof's design I was like alright I'm over it I want to have sex with women now.

I peaked in 5th grade and it's all been downhill ever since.

Maloons is live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XenB_GTtZ8k

>>149849109
Just weigh ins isn't it?

>>149849120
I can't read that shit b

I pooped in bathrooms you wouldn't piss in

>>149849131
Goddamn son

I'm constipated

>>149849176
I put coconut oil in my coffee and my schaubs come out shining like out of the coconut cacao slide.

>>149849207
Suprised he doesn't have a shiesty

>>149849207
Mate why are you watching this it’s just a press conference

>>149849217
I'm just going with it tonight

There's a japanese chiwiwi

I CAN'T STOP

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1752543224025774.mp4

>>149849275
>I sent Conor's dick to my partner Ryan

What is heem

It's a lot for me to accept.

when will we get UFC India where all the fighters get sick and die from air poisoning

uhhh

Gmhh

>>149849335
WOOOHOOO IT'S MY BOY ALFREDO

>>149847522 (OP)
Islam has so much sex appeal

>>149849374
HARAM

>>149849394
Why does Islam shave his armpits?

>>149849374

Slamzaddy looks absolutely delicious and I think it's more gay to not admit that to urself. His autism makes him a little bit less fuckable but I would probably still fool around with him in the hot tub if we were bros

>>149849402
I do it too. I even shave other areas.

you just know Khabib busted a fat load across Islam's abs while he was sleeping then told Islam he had a wet dream when he woke up

not liking the direction this thread is heading in

>Max is a good dude and he put up a hell of a fight, but he was never gonna ruin my retirement party.

SOON

brunno "the hulk" ferreira... now that's a real fucking prospect

It is STILL Tony Time
If Tony ever dies I will begin fasting and continue my hunger strike until I am able to speak with him

Dana would cut this bum so disrespectful

Japanese Chiwiwis

>>149849444
this fag is gonna get beaten to death by salt papi

>>149849472
Turn on your monitor.

>>149849479
Bodied that freak

Chiwiwis is dead I fear. Found in a Loco Burrito dumpster

>>149849479
CRUSHED THAT CONGOLESE

>Thirst traps you

Sam Alvey is fighting Robelis Despaigne
lmao

is it so hard for you dipshits to link heemvious for those of us who aren't here 24/7 and want to catch up on spicy posts

Prime Gackt vs Tank Abbott in a cheap hotel room

>>149849565
why the fuck should i work harder for you, playa?

I've never been in a fight my entire life but I honestly believe I can beat ufc fighters. are delusions of grandeur and main character syndrome good bases for mma?

>>149849565
if you actually go back and read the previous thread you're a grade A faggotron

1 flyweight mma fighter vs 5 wmma featherweights, similar heights

Who wins?

>>149849578
croist wat a goblin m8

I've only missed 4 UFC cards since 2008. All that time I could have been training and actually been in the UFC.

>>149849560
>K-1 will die a second death

this card sucks

>>149849605
pntoja could literally heem them all in like 2 minutes. have you seen how wmma fighters react when they actually get cracked by a relatively hard hitting femoid?

I'm unironically tougher than the average person because I watch UFC and know how to put attacks together and how to move my feet. It's like Max learning to fight from video games. I'm being deadass too

>>149849635
max didn't learn to fight playing video games you goof
he played the ufc game when he couldn't spar during the coof

>>149849635
*heems you*
any other tough guys in the thread wanna mouth off?

>>149849652
Yeah, me bucko

>>149849635
*sucks your dick*
not so tough now, huh?

>>149849635
some niggas just got IT and people like Daner aren't willing to accept that. if he would just give me a 1 fight contract he would realize that I'm built different. I learned everything I know from watching mma for two decades. I have better fight IQ than most of the roster because I watch them make mistakes every weekend. it's different from the outside looking in. I'm watching mediocre men who train for a living. putting someone like me in there, even with minimal training is an even fight. it's all about the mindset.

>>149849635
I will cook you meals and sleep in a bunkbed during your training camp for only 10 grand a week patnah

Bro became handsome

do any of you ever dream while you're asleep that you're in a ufc fight? that shit happens to me like once a month. sometimes dana signs me and I'm at the buildup to the fight, all pumped and shit, ready for fight night. then I just fucking wake up. don't you hate that shit? it's like those dreams where you're about to get a blowjob but right as you unzip your pants above her you wake up. what the fuck is up with that? I've been in the octagon a couple of times and was swangin and bangin, forgot against who. but I never finish a fight before I wake up.

Vettori getting trained by Chudjak

patchy mix is the next best thing.

All In Allen bros.. he's grappling with Bo.. our chances are looking slimmer than ever, i don't want to see him on a 3 fight skid

marvin vettori was the first ever confirmed /pol/ posting mma fighter. it was years ago.

>>149847851
Nbb

>>149849707
He's literally a libtard

I think islam would be hot if he shaved his thighs and legs

>>149849704
I don't seeing this be a fight marvin loses, just based on allen's style. but marvin has the ability to fight like a bitch and lose a decision to anybody. I just don't get how you can be that big, durable, and have good cardio... then just point fight he could probably finish most people if he would just go for the kill. middleweight for whatever reason has always had the msot fighters like that.

Max has Aura..

>>149849716
no he's not. you're thinking of paddy pimblett.

max rode the same shortbus as me in high school.

ye im a jacked taiwaneese boy whats good

>>149849724
Cucktori got taken down like 4 times by Cannonier and got outstruck by Dolidze.. Kid might get subbed or decisioned
>>149849728
Tried to misinform you to see if you we're an actual lore knower

Jerome will heem.

>>149849431
I believe in my boy for one last dance

Max Keli'i by striking 101 masterclass

I was born with the umbilical chord wrapped around my neck. They said I was completely purple but I never went out. Some people just got IT.

Bo "Dreamwarrior" Nickal

> there are currently several fighters signed to the ufc with tony-tier skids

I can sense the Kopylovcels getting nervous.

>>149849794
why? costa's only win in the last 5 years was luke rockhold.

>>149849794
nah b that's just the residual of robin black at karate combat his dark energy still lingers

Poatan has left our realm

>>149849794
I can astral project the fight right now in my mind's eye. The fight starts and Costa dances around like a pussy the entire fight and gasses in 2 minutes.

>>149849739
Least healthy looking Asian I've ever seen in my life.
Sumos look more healthy than him.

Average American.. Average Brazilian

Costa went neck and neck with Whitaker. Meanwhile Kopylov goes neck and neck with Chris Curtis (who just scraped past Max Griffin at welterweight).

Borrachinha will win.

>>149849820
Topkek

THE redditker?

crappylov finna get levels checked

Costa got pitter pattered by Strickland who's only good win is flushed Adesanya

>>149849820

>>149849823
>neck and neck
it's 'life and death" you dumb ape, fighting isn't racing

>cute woman appears on embedded
>legions of simps in the comments

>>149849852
Eat shit, faggot. Life and death implies near finishes and big action. It's a different thing to neck and neck, which just implies a close contest. You stupid fucking wunderturd.

>>149849876
You are so very obviously not British.

The Goat will add another scalp to his resume

Bros, we are more than likely going to witness both Darren Till are Tony Ferguson winning back to back in Bare Knuckle Boxing! This is going to be absolute CINEMA.

>>149849880
why are you complimenting him

>>149849876
You are wrong. Apologize to him and start at his taint.

Bro, Gamrot literally got little brod by Poirier.. Man has a wife and 2 kids letting 'the diamond' do this to him

>>149849885
>Bare Knuckle Boxing!
who's going to tell him

Darren Till vs Rockhold, Tony Ferguson snaps his losing streak. Platinum Perry vs Mcgregor holy shit BKFC is litty titty

>>149849823
>Costa went neck and neck with Whitaker.
He didn't though, he landed a spinning kick in a round he was losing then got battered the rest of the fight
Curtis gives anyone who locks horns with him a tough fight if not wins the fight, he struggles vs runners like Griffin

>>149849896
GODrot broke 2 of peaheads ribs before the pisslam fight
(and pisslam still went life and death with him lmfao)

>>149849881
every pic I see posted of Max he looks like a make-a-wish kid with a fake belt looking for his favorite wrestler before he shits pukes and dies

>>149849907
Mind you shartrot has 0 paths to victory against Islam

>>149849911
least evilest most empathetic white woman

>>149849917
Islam ducks so hard he splatters his skull against the ground

>>149849911
germs are so evil

>Dustin Poirier smirk when he says 'Let Weezy do it!' And the crowd erupts

Oh yeah, Im thinking OUR, yes OUR last dance is going to be a fairytale ending Diamond bros

>>149849923
i miss megan poster

>>149849917
pisslam ducked

SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND

>>149849939
Playing hard to get Meeegan?
You will be mine.

That cut to 145 ruined him, he was in better shape while leaner against Gaethje than he is now

To be candid if you watch power slap I think very little of you as a human being. You have to be a low quality piece of human garbage to enjoy that shit. It’s not even fun to watch.

>>149849939
>some no name troll in her twitch chat says someone on a chinese basket weaving forum is stalking her
>she sends an all points bulletin out on every social media saying she's popular and hot enough to have stalkers

>>149849976
to be fair we embellished a bit and didn't give her the real story

>Max is a good dude and he put up a hell of a fight, but he was never gonna ruin my retirement party.

№‰$

>>149849880
Does that mean I can rape some British girls and get away with it because British men are a bunch of giant pussies who let non-British men have their way with their daughters?
>Yes

>>149849907
Actually they never fought before.. where do you come up with your crazy fucking stories in your schizo head?

1500 push-ups in 1 hour

>>149849988
yea that's the thing. Letting some random fuck show up with no proof dictate her concern. She just wanted to let everyone know she has "stalkers" lol

>>149850001
You literally have sex with men.

>>149850002
1500 fights ducked in 1 hour

1500 push-ups in 1 hour

It's for all the marbles, /heem/. The stakes are set. The trail has been carved and it all leads to this. We can't settle it with old timers. We can't do a boomer blk vs a young buck wyt. We can't settle it with a boomer wyt vs a young buck blk. The only way to decide the future is if two prospects decide the future.
If Valentine's wyt boy nordic magic wins, blk boys will be destroyed forever more. If Atgubu's blk boy roids win, the wyt boy summer comes to an end.
A brvtal omen. The pieces are already in motion. We can't stop it, we can only watch from afar, I fear...

>>149850016
1500 fights ducked in 1 hour

>>149850008
You literally live in the most cucked country the world has ever seen

>>149850030
>Australia out of nowhere

>>149850018
Costa is like 15% African and has the same block head as Gautier

№‰§

>.ytrap tnemeriter ym niur annog reven saw eh tub ,thgif a fo lleh a pu tup eh dna edud doog a si xaM

>>149850002

>i have aids brazza
SOON

Movdaddy clears volk

>>149850039
What the hell

>>149850058
You are my mulkvisti Finland

1500 sores in 1 anus

>>149850039
Quality

>>149850055
noncesar ducked pico

>>149850050
it's halal to dominate ladyboys in dagestani culture

>>149850065
I rue the day you learned that word

>>149850038
That's great to know, big guy, thanks...

Mulkvisti Finland, mulkvisti right bro lol?

>>149850002
>chest still looks undersized.
Just do dips.

>>149850080

>my millennium eye sees your demise
soon.

Crazy stuff

fuck that cartoon shit

>>149850136
old news

>>149850136
Isn't that the bjj faggot

conor bros.. he's old, our test is lowering.. I've never seen him with this much fat around his belly he's so soft now.. It's over

we are mere hours away from history being made

Apparently the maclife ferret publicly complimented his boss' meng what is about mma specifically ufc that attracts gay little bitches of the highest degree

jones put that brazzas disgusting sweaty hair in his mouth
IN
HIS
MOUTH

If Holloway doesn't get heemed I'm gonna heem myself

>>149850182
It wasn't sweaty Jon had just shampooed it

>>149850182
Are you gay oscar or what's with the npc response about the universally recognized GOAT (the G stands for Greatest of All Time) Jonathan Bones Jones

Greatest Of Avoiding Tom

Oscar "Nice Cock, Boss" Willis

mfw when something mma related goes wrong

Curious how I asked a question about Oscar Willis of MacLife and the gurutroon tomcels start raivoo about Jones :Dsdd makes the noggin go a joggin

Jon "You LA guys, I'm obsessed with" R. Jones

Bruce Willis now that guy was a marauder may he rest in peace

The brit is mad that Jon won't love him like owie me heart

>>149850237
He isn't dead he is just retarded now (like aspinall's son)

>>149850252
He's r*tarded now!

Curious how a "Finn" has spent the last ~3 years defending a homosexual Nigerian and slandering a White man.

>>149850259
Shut up Oscar you 170cm ginger balding poof

>>149847551
type shit

Heeminder Tom Aspinall is married to and had spawned with a p*le producing some 5 mischlings to farther deplete britain of britons and he lost to Chris Curtis of all people

>White person marries and breeds with another White person
"Finland" HATED that

>poland
>White
The fucking state of you b

>>149850299
Yes we do, we like asians here.

>>149850047
>not going all the way down

>>149850310
Excellent post broidi hh

>its up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8AcCV4Ryv8
>its up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8AcCV4Ryv8
>last heembedded for the bid D diamond DP

Don't be so triggered Oscar (Willis of Maclife) many people talmbout their boss' cock in public I'm sure it's very normal and hetero behaviour Conor will surely give you a raise faithful wagie

who do you HOPE wins between poiruer and holloway

>>149850310
>>149850315
>>149850340
alright bo'day no need to get uppity and triple post. cool your jets pal

>>149850356
Dustin. Never been a big fan of Max.

>>149850378
https://youtu.be/Mu8OnZaHsE8

I honestly don't care who wins the main event in the slightest
>>149850363
Only two are mine I lament

>>149850356
Max... Dustin is retiring so if he wins it does nothing for the division

>fuck that cartoon shit.

SOON

>main event is two guys Gaethje already finished

>>149850356
Max. Dustbin needs to fuck off, this whole build up for a flushed can is gay as fuck hope he leaves the ufc on a stretcher

>>149850407
Many such cases

>>149850113
pegasus had sugar in his tank, sweet as a sugar plum, i fear

>Flub every title shot you ever got
>End your career getting handed a participation trophy
I am convinced that Dustbin lets other men have his wife every now and then.

>>149850425
Can you please stop impersonating me mate?

I dont understand why ufc fighters are so boring compared to power slap fighters.

>A poem, by max holloway
https://youtu.be/0Cup2W6Fq_Y?t=7303
>Born from the storm, Forged in the fire.
>A heartbeat strong, driven by desire.
>With each step, my ancestors rise.
>In my veins. Their spirit flies.
>The land calls out. The oceans roar.
>The warrior in me is ever more.
>I fight for those who've come before.
>My roots are deep, my spirit sure.
>Ku ha‘aheo mua, I stand tall.
>From the mountains to the valley's call.
>Those trials come, I face them all.
>A warrior's heart will never fall...
Chills

Ufc is boring as shit. You have to watch hours of ufc to finally see something happen. Powerslap is instant gratification

>>149850530
You used ai for that shit stop being a faggot

>Fuck that soon shit.

Cartoon!

>>149850530
Even loud music and anik shouting over the back didn't make this slap like Lil Jon

>>149850540
Nah I time stamped it at the top. Max narrates it at the weigh in show :)

>"grok! How to make me helmet sons's tallywacker bigger? "

helmet doesn't mean retard

>>149850610
Doesn't mean what? Also, we don't sign our posts here.

Nothing triggers him like using helmet wrong or calling Oscar Willis a pandering worm

>>149850530
>IS THERE ANYONE WHO EMBODIES THE HAWAIIAN FIGHTING SPIRIT LIKE THE ONE MAX... BLESSED HOLLOWAY
>OHHHHHHH HE HURT
>HE IS A WAARRRRIOR A REEEAL WARRIOR
I hate when embedded or poofc promos splice random commentary audio. Especially for a prawlspect
>HE is an ABSOLUTE ASSASSIN!
>THIS young man is surely just scratching the surface of his monumental potential, TONIGHT
Like they're prodding me, sayiing "hey joe rogan says this guy's an ASSASSIN! Y-YOU GOTTA LOVE HIM NOW TOO!!!"

>>149850630
His reading was so lifeless they were trying to fill up space and add energy but I agree it sounded like shit now I want Jolie's wife to win

>>149850629
Nothing triggers you like making fun of black homosexuals

>>149850657
Like making fun of what? Also we don't sign our posts here.

>>149850657
>oi mate! Did I juss catch u dewin an offensive now denn?

>>149850657
I am exclusively and only triggered by Cai-Göran Stubb and his immediate family

Message to Americans:

Zero champs.

Merab Dvalisneedy

>>149850684
>>149850695
You have sex with individuals that were assigned male at birth.

Just pondered the notion of a non-Swedish champ... Couldn't make any sense of it.

>>149850691
Harrison, Merab

>>149850691
Counterpoint: Merab.

>assigned male at birth

why is that paki shitskin quoting me?

Sweden! Sweden! Sweden!

>>149850712
You are literally sexually attracted to males and male genitalia.

>>149850731
*rapes you*

>>149850731
Monitor on

You are my Lee Rigby.

Mertsi is finnish doebeit

>>149850748
I fear Tony Ferguson is finished also as well

>>149850729
This is the post

There has never been a Finnish champion and there never will. Pointless. Useless country.

>>149850756
Its entirely possible

You would be surprised

>>149850761
>champion
bruh they don't even have one fighter

I sense a smugu in the force

>>149850769
I think YOU would be surprised.

>>149850782
You would be. I would not.

>dis flag offensive to me brazza... take down
>YEAUHAHHGHHH s-sorry daddies... f-for you, w-we will take d-down the r-rainbow billboard!
poor wyt bongs... they're so beyond cucked on the totem pole.

>>149850788
I think you would be surprised.

OFFICIAL /heem/ approved countries list, if your country is not listed you may NOT post here.

Georgia
Russia
South Africa
Brazil
Australia
Great Britain
USA
Armenia
Myanmar
Mexico
Iraq
New Zealand
Japan
Kazakhstan
China
Ecuador
Canada
Morocco
Uganda
Poland
Lebanon
Azerbaijan
France
Nigeria
Ireland
Italy
Netherlands
Germany
Czech Republic
Serbia
Switzerland
Uzbekistan
Dominican Republic
Moldova
Slovakia
Kyrgyzstan
Thailand
Panama

>>149850789
Worst of all they are very ugly and the butt of the joke for all mainlanders even in the balkans and they are too r*tarded (now) to get it

>>149850797
I would be surprised if i was surprised.

>>149850699
Does that mean they were born literal females but for some reason "assigned" male? So they have real pussies?

Pantoja, Petr Yan, 'Nitro' Josh Emmett, Topuria, Chaos Covington, Psycho Strickland, Chama, Bones Jones

Jones is confirmed for UFC White House July 4th 2026, get hyped

>>149850811
Why are you asking pakman about vagina he hasn't seen one since birth unless he turns his monitor off which he never does

Just took an England (decrepid shit)

>>149850839
Jon Jones vs Tom Aspinall. The battle of America. American Revolution: Part 2

>>149850839
When you think about it one of the only things Jones never did was fuck kids maybe this is why he wants to get close to Orange Pedophile any chance he gets

dustin has a heart of diamond

>>149850893
How come americans are much less adept at noncing than the english bulgarbro?

>>149850893
You are brain broken by Trump

>>149850918
the pains in my chest lil nigga
*dies of heart attack*
lol

What would you do /heem/?? I’m supposed to go on a date Sunday. She’s coming over to watch a movie after we go out late. We’re gonna fuck for the first time I can easily tell. But now I have the flu or a bad cold since Thursday. Worst of all, I’m so sick that I can’t even coom from heemin my meng…
Do I go into the fight and hide the injury, or do I pull out and cancel? I don’t wanna fuck and have zero gas tank and not even coom that would be fucking weird but I don’t wanna cancel.

>>149850944
nigga I ain't readin all of that

Dana White's Salmon Pink Helmet

>>149850944
if you havent recovered from your illness between thursday and sunday might as well call it a day and heem yourself even yourself

Brits have one (1) champ and are acting all high and mighty.

Justin Gaethje

>>149850944
No sparring until fight night and hope the weightcut doesn't drain you too much

What did he mean by this?

>>149851002
he knew you marks would share that shit a million times if he said that

>>149850944
I have heemed minge with a high fever after having a tooth pulled and with a quivering aspinhole seconds away from exploding schaub everywhere and it's not really worth it bud tell the commission you're ill and reschedule if it was meant to be

Those were 3 separate occasions and I have more heemxamples if needed

chael's making a big deal of it because 100% wrestlers have done some shit like that through high school or college, it brings back memories, even though he may not have done it himself

You have a crooked penile function connected to a make-shift weight...

poirier
kopylov
holland
ige
zellhuber

calling it now

>I sent conor's dick to my partner ryan!

>>149851002
>>149851011
>>149851025
>>149851042
>tfw you think you’re dying of a terminal illness so you admit to the online community you frequent that you’re a literal sissy faggot and hard drug addict who fucks trannies and gets turned on by the thought of trooning out only to survive by some miracle and you still get bullied for it years later.
Call that a Sneed moment.

You're pissed.

You know when someone throws a basketball or another object and people yell KOBE we should make that if someone shows a dick we should yell GOOBY

>>149851059
Combat sports?

>>149851072
she's beautiful

>>149851069
I feel you are right about that

>>149851069
I don't hang around blacks is that what yall do these days throw things around and shout about japan

My boy Thug Nasty is finna show out at UFC 318

>>149851075
You would have been head over heels over my first gf

>>149851072
this is the best and only time she's ever looked good

Dan Ige R

>>149851080
This is a person with no soul

I'm working on generating an AI girl and posting her all over instagram to generate revenue and trick retarded horny boomers into giving me their money. I'm gonna get rich off of this shit.

Your Charles Oliveras, your Max Holloways, your Alex Volkanovskis, your Bryce Mitchelles'

>>149851069
hear hear
to initialize this movement, whenever somebody posts nudity in heem we shall reply with "gooby"
all heemers in agreement retain this instruction

>>149851088
i love women

>Josh Emmett, Bryce Mitchelle, Charles Olivera

Yeah this is the best winning streak of all time. Literally generational talents in power punching, grappling, and bjj submission game.

>>149851118
>>149851118
>>149851118
new

>>149851097
What? No way

>>149850983
She looks like she has a podcast with Angela Hill

HOLE UP

>>149851122
people heavily underestimate mitchell's wrestling, good point

>>149851135
bros...

>>149851135
>>149851141
image is mirrored you goofs