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ARI: Geraldo Perdomo tripled and drove in two runs in a win over the Cardinals on Friday
NYY: Yankees designated RHP Rico Garcia for assignment
TB: Rays signed first-round pick Daniel Pierce to a contract with a $4,131,000 signing bonus
CIN: Nick Lodolo allowed four hits and two runs with one walk and seven strikeouts over seven innings to beat the Mets 8-4 on Friday
COL: Jordan Beck went 3-for-5 with a homer, triple, two RBI, two runs scored and a stolen base on Friday evening, leading the Rockies to a 6-4 victory over the visiting Twins
LAA: Kenley Jansen worked a clean inning to earn the save against the Phillies on Friday
ATL: Ronald Acuna Jr. went 2-for-3 with two runs scored, a walk, a double, a triple and an RBI against the Yankees on Friday
TEX: Robert García slammed the door on the Tigers in the ninth inning on Friday, protecting a two-run lead to tally his seventh save of the season
TOR: George Springer went 3-for-4 with a stolen base against the Giants on Friday
SD: Dylan Cease scattered four hits and didn’t allow a run or walk a batter with 10 strikeouts over 5 1/3 innings in a no-decision against the Nationals on Friday

doyers

We love Dave Roberts here

Doyers lost today

Mariners

dodgers

ITT

>>149849060
Unfortunately

>>149849060
america lost

>>149849070
you're gonna trigger the asterickmiguel I hope you regret this

Thus concludes another thrilling day of baseball! Did your team win today?!

>>149849070
>>149849044
it's only going one way, everyone else is laughing at the doyerpaco and he's projecting that hatred towards the trashcans

Muncy faggot posting his early threads again. Old fags remember when bearies made him have a meltdown kek.

>>149849052
we unironically have a lot of great trade capital. the problem is there isn't any real roster flexibility at the big-league level.

>>149849079
yes they did

>>149849079
you stole this webm from me, the doyershizo

>>149849079
take a wild guess

Doyerbros, thoughts on the trade deadline? I don't expect anything other than some bullpen support.

>>149849079
No.

You now remember Diego Cartaya

>>149849094
Let Friedman cook

>>149849086
I'm the original Muncy poster and never post early. My younger cohort (rightfully) does not respect the arbitrarily enforced norms of this place.

>>149849094
Clase and someone else.

I'm going to play dankey kang

now that the tiggies have lost a season high 5 in a row, 4 of them to al west teams, is it time to officially label them frauds?

>>149849053
Logan O'Hoppe from the Angels also hit a triple today, in addition to Perdomo and Beck. What's the record for most triples hit in a single day in the last 25 years?

My Doggie Doos

Sneks won

Are any of you looking forward to the next showing of The Sandlot on MLB Network?

>>149849108
yes,
the dryers are in the same run of shit form that they were in last year to reach the all star break.
sorry trannies but you're gonna watch the first repeat since 2000

>>149849115
I am.

>>149849061
painfully accurate representation

Doggie doos kek

>>149849061
me on the right

>>149849094
same but I'm fine with whatever the front office decides is best.

>>149849121
>doggie do
KEK

>>149849115
I HECKIN AM!

>>149849126
A necessary evil.

>>149849103
You’re a lying faggot and an attention whore and the dodgers fucking suck kek

>>149849053
>>149849110
and Acuna, I forgot

>>149849115
>>149849133
Sandlot watchparty at my place!!!!!

my jaysies are for realsies and you better put some respect on that birds name forreal

>>149849143
ONLY IF I CAN SHOUT YOURE KILLING ME SMALLS!

>>149849144
see you in the fall classic, jayGODs

>>149849140
I'm him. I am what you wish you were

>the doyerpaco posted the pic in the dead thread
KEKINI

Sandlot hatred is non white coded

>>149849164
trannystros will hate this one
>>149849160
and you're talking about who?

lol

>>149849118
>>149849133
>>149849143
>>149849149
11:00 a.m. ET. Be there or he trapezoidal.

>>149849164
The Sandlot is dying out?

>>149849164
sandlot is problematic for multiple reasons not limited to:
misogamy, rape, animal abuse, and racism

Lot of anons that play ball like a girl itt

>>149849173
do you know why they say "be there or be square"? because if you aren't there, you aren't AROUND

>>149849143
>>149849173
sandlot at my place at 11:00 pdt

>>149849184
I don't get it

stinkees kek

>>149849173
>or he trapezoidal

>>149849160
doyerpacos STILL can't greentext KEK

>>149849188
post the one from tonight

>>149849105
seems fun

>>149849079
AY CHIWAWA!!!!

>>149849184
LeL.
KeK.

GLACIERS MELTING IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT
AAND THE SUPERSTARS SUCKED INTO THE SUPERMASSIVE

>>149849202
kwab

>>149849160
>>149849194
who are you trannoids seething about?

I have listened to Muse.

>>149849220
dodgers fucking suck

>>149849220
also rans can't into banter

>>149849218
sneed

Why do doyerpacos want to ruin our genny? What do they stand to gain?

WORKIN' LIKE A DOG FOR THE BOSSMAN
>WHOA
WORKIN' FOR THE COMPANY
>WHOA YEAH

>>149849225
Muse fucking sucks

>>149849233
You're posting in OUR general. Mind your betters.

>>149849114
they sure did snekbro

>>149849242
>Kino
>Based
Yeah.
>GONE BE A PENTHOUSE PAUPER
>GONE BE A MILLIONAIRE

>>149849245
I kneel

>>149849202
thanks, i forgot to save it earlier

Everybody calm down and go to sleep

>>149849233
remember who owns you fags

>don't quote a post
>take offense
you know exactly who they're talking to, and you responded as expected

>>149849245
mad respect

>>149849203
it's not as good as Mario odyssey but it's alright

>>149849104
I'd be very happy with Clase. What do the Gords even want rn?

>>149849238
knights of cydonia is cool

>>149849245
I'm sorry, boss.

>>149849233
KWAB antiniggers

>>149849245
ehhhhh i got your genny right here pal

>>149849245
Trvth Nvke

>>149849278
doyer legend gets a pass

Which players play like girls?

>>149849277
Rally banana spotted

Let them truckers roll!

Coach Primate

Any ancient cums itt remember when the dogerpacos had a trannyfit over bearies?

>>149849288
he’s so goooofy xD

>>149849288
could've used one tonight

If I leave here tomorrow
will you still remember me?

>>149849288
>>149849295
and there it is.

>>149849296
Not really :/

>>149849296
I remember tranny bearies posting later than another on-time /nu/ and trannys choosing to post in it instead anyway. it was a low t. revolt.

Do away team fans' appearance say more about the away team, or the people of that city? You can't guarantee they ALL flew in from the home team area

>>149849296
>t.roony

>>149849296
It doesn’t take much for doyerpacos to throw a trannyfit

>>149849325
Usually says more about the strength of the visiting fanbases

Doyerpacos kek

>>149849340
I hope your parents keep in communication with you one day

>troonie bearies
kek

>>149849371
KWAB
khukwab

how long till nu?

>>149849386
nu in a fu

This makes doyerjorges seethe uncontrollably kek

>>149849399
Tbf it’s only a couple of them and I think they’re literally always in a seethe or at least it seems that way

>>149849399
>troonbears believe this

>>149849416
kek

NO MORE BROTHER WARS

>>149849428
wow this riles up all the shitty fans in the baybawl general?

Who are the yellow-skinned ‘toids?

>>149849473
Cirrhosis patients

fuck this I’m going back to /v/

Anyone got that Cubyalgeriner beary gif

>>149849322
it was one schizo tranny.

We can all agree if you don’t love baseball, you’re midwit onions!

>>149849509
Meant for>>149849499
time to lay off the sauce

>>149849492
it's always one anon that starts it and depending on how dedicated they are and who else is around others will join in.
>>149849509
if you only knew...

>>149849499
What a masterpiece

>>149849516
Alcohol is bad for you

>>149849492
You’re a retarded newfag if you actually believe that :)

>>149849551
holy tranny cope kwab

Guys let’s all relax. We all love baseball, we’re not midwit onions

Nu
>>149849622
>>149849622
>>149849622

bearie troon is berry berry not having it

Why are doyerpacos so obsessed with trannies?

why are troons so obsessed with doyer chads?

>>149849670
it's a mystery

>>149849622
>>149849622
>>149849622
Let’s try nu for a change
>>149849622
>>149849622
>>149849622

>>149849680
Is it?

Ran out of paper mid marner. Gonna have to use my hand.

>>149849701
keep xeething

>>149849742
Try posting that in nu!!
>>149849622
>>149849622
>>149849622

>>149849764
what does this have to do with you living a fantasy where you're a woman?

what is he swinging at

where is xhe pitching

>>149849325
Go back to LA Mococo the Doyerpaco

>poodrepacos steady still turning on their own
sad!

Went to a bday party for my nephew today.
My mom said Cody Bellinger is sexy.

beautiful.........

>>149850204
cubgerchads can't stop winning

>>149850218
She's a Yankee chud. My grandma loved Paul O'neill stan

>>149850274
nah, she's definitely a dodger fan

>>149850214
What an ugly stadium

>>149850274
guaranteed a cubger fan

>Dodgers pitching staff finally becomes competent and "healthy"
>Offense is nowhere to be seen

>>149852476
that's pretty cool. that from the sanvannah bananas game last night?

>>149853047
Oh, is that what you call gay sex?

We need nu tho

Pesäpallo All-Star Game weekend. Women's game starts soon.
>>149851426

>>149853335
bit of a self-tell that your mind went there
very interesting...

>>149853364
not a big fan of asiatic sports, sorry pekka

Doyerpacos seething all night kek

>>149853368
U the one talkin about suckin down banana games

>>149853364
this is not an easy find on any of my streaming sites and I'm normally into niche sports

>>149853512
this is better anyways
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0xX_0yAYaY

>>149853512
this site has a shitload of stuff on it you don't typically see. /cyc/ has been posting it at the top of their threads

https://thedaddy.click/

im /mlb/'s daddy

>>149853651
Butch queen in tha house

>>149853651
are you the 'toid with the stubby sausage fingers that was getting btfo all yesterday morning?

After last night's win, the Jays are now 20-4 in their last 24 home games.

>doyerpacos still seething
KEK

>>149853689
i dont think so but it sounds like me

annihilate da jays

>>149853712
My White Sox are responsible for 2 of those 4.

gm

Reality has set in for the Royals. Have you forgotten that just two years ago, this was a team that should have lost 110+ games? Their free agent signing spree in 2024 could only mask this for so long. They were never good in 2024, and only made the playoffs because the White Sox were historically awful instead of just bad.

I don't feel sorry for their fans. Royals fans are spiteful and genuinely retarded. That's what the fuckers get for banning me from their forums and blocking me.

>>149853926
My bad

I mean, that was a great throw by Ronald Acuna Jr. yesterday, but... he's safe. He beat the tag.

>>149849053
Forgot

SEA: beat Houston badly, picking up game in AL West

gm this hawk brought me a message from my ancestors and they said let’s go mets

>>149849238
their shit 20-25 years ago was good. nothing since 2006 has been worth listening to

Mariners!

>>149854227
did they challenge it?

>>149854322
No because he was clearly out.

Trade Boone
DFA Judge
Fire Volpe

>>149854227
Jersey sleeve looks like it’s moving from contact with the glove before the foot came down on the base

>>149854336
>clearly
doesn't look like it to me, I need to see another angle

We need /sandlot/

>>149854372
Can you imagine the brainrot in the chat lol I can't lol

what's the point of Verlander anymore?

>>149853712
>using the god awful city connect logo while all others are traditional

I hate this. It's like they're trying to push the black jersey Jays back.

Please pound me

>>149854678
*pounds you*

>10 posts without Mariners
Unacceptable. Get back on subject NOW.

We are 2/5ths of the way to nu...tho.

>>149854437
It's been long enough for them to be considered cool and retro.

>>149854718
>>149854729
All aboard!!
>>149849622
>>149849622
>>149849622

as long as gaayron goon is around this will keep happening
https://youtu.be/jZcZOeTsZ-c?si=pQjrM6P2j-PBa_6a

>>149854848
>throw takes 4 seconds
>highlight is 3:30
Fuck you

>>149854936
jomboy would never

>>149850025
>>149849942
this is the epitome of a nu doyer paco, they don't understand these images kekino

>>149850214
love all the advertisement!

so glad they put up that foliage to hide the disgusting ghetto on the other side

>>149854962
Let's cool it

>>149854227
clearly touches the butt, look at it jiggle

>>149854241
>picking up game in AL West...
>...for the first time since June 1

>>149850025
>>149849942
nu doyer paco here. what are these?

>>149854946
>be astromiguel
>wake up
>seethe about doyerchads

Faggot isn't even seething about the success of doyers, just upset that there is a fan...

>Doyerpaco posts a webm of teo swinging at a bullshit slider
>other Doyerpaco immediately feels slighted and posts a random screen shot of Hader making a good pitch for the Astros because he doesn’t know any better
kek why are they so embarrassing

>>149855173
your constant need to flex on obviously clueless new is even more cringe

>>149855173
>webm
>not webp
nu?

>>149855205
nah they shit up the thread constantly cause they can’t take a joke. even the most innocuous post from a fellow fan gets a seething reply.

I need it

>>149855268
>I need it
Reckercoded post.

>>149855245
what's a yellow fan?

>>149855245
you constantly amplify their posts instead of ignoring them like most of us. you're one of the ones most responsible for shitting up the threads.

>>149855245
>>149855312
samefag

>>149850160
Hmm?

>>149855312
You don’t even know who you’re replying to retard, you’re clearly feeling called out yourself cause your shitty team has gay af fans kek.

>>149855540
You are so out of your depth and your element it’s actually kinda sad

>>149855173
since when did teo wear 50

>>149855540
I remember when you showed up. what>>149855583
said

>>149855595
You are so out of your depth and element it’s actually kind of sad

you guys are gay

>>149855629
has anyone ever laughed at this?

>>149855629
please fuck my ass sir

>>149855650
my bisexual friend has, multiple times.

reddit has better baseball discussion

NPB Results

yea I’m thinking this bread is toast, let’s all migrate here
>>149849622
>>149849622
>>149849622

>>149855681
NPB Standings

nu doyerpaco here, what's bread?

>>149855699
KBO Results
Heavy Rain really affecting SK this week

doggie doos kek

>>149855717
MLB American

>>149855737
MLB National

>>149855620
>>149855650
>mfw seething doggie doos are responsible for both of these pastas

Let's go Mets!
https://vocaroo.com/1fkOJWkafOpR

1st place
first place
no. 1

>>149855773
yea, on July 19th

>>149855766
>https://vocaroo.com/1fkOJWkafOpR
Based Mets Chad!!

>>149855681
Yeah my Carp forgot how to win baseball games

>>149855766
>https://vocaroo.com/1fkOJWkafOpR
O he based!

>>149855762
tears of an also ran clown

stinkees
smelly second
no. 2 (poop)

reminder that the jankees are a demonic organization with a pitchfork emblem

>>149855766
based...BASED!!

>>149855833
holy digits confirmed

>>149855833
>juanquis pitchfork
qrd?

>>149855819
you made both these posts didn’t you alsoranspie?

>>149855819
kek seethe ya lil bitch

Crazy how mad these hoes get

>no Kirk
I guess this means he didn't recover well from hurting his hand swinging the bat yesterday. Heiny is due for a bounceback game after the shitshow in Sacramento.

>>149855681
The Auto-translated Audio youtube videos for these highlights are freaking me out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLxufyBY1ms

>>149855766
Met chad is on a mission

found some ancientcum kino
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/40588516

>>149855805
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsnDwljz2nA
The pain is real for the Carp this year.

>>149855885
>>149855889
lol
thirsty faggots

Ermmmmm this is NOT ok. We need a full scale investigation pronto!!

https://youtube.com/shorts/NBJ5EsABONs?si=QLI6TfRBy9r1-l_p

>1988 was 25 years ago was 12 years ago
bros......

>>149855766
Please fuck his ass

>>149855927
at least they didn't wait for September to have their annual collapse this time around.

You want a s'more?

>>149855955
I've started to nod off in front of the computer now

the tampa bay rays stadium has no walls so the sunlight is directly in the eyes of the field players all the time thats bullshit! the field only seems to be ten feet long too

>>149855982
S’more of what?

>>149855982
some more what? LOL

FOR-EV-ER
FOR-EV-ER
FOR-EV-ER

>>149856027
LOL

a s'more is a traditional canadian campfire treat consisting of three basic ingredients: graham crackers, marshmallows (usually toasted over a fire), and chocolate (typically a square of milk chocolate).

>>149856006
He (>>149856004) beat you to it.

>>149856040
literally dying right now lmao

duh-nuh nuh-nuh-nuh nuh nuh-nuh
duh-nuh nuh-nuh-nuh nuh nuh
duh-nuh nuh-nuh-nuh nuh nuh-nuh
duh-nuh nuh-nuh-nuh nuh nuh
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duh-nuh nuh nuuuuuuuuuh-nuh (nuh!)
duh-nuh nuh nuuuuuuuuuh-nuh (nuh!)
duh-nuh nuh nuuuuuuuuuh-nuh (nuh!)
duh nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh nuh nuh!
TEQUILA!

>>149855995
It exactly mimics the dimensions of Yankee Stadium, including the "short porch" of right field.

Cubpie

Foodpie

i genuinely believe at least 1/3 of the people in here could play at the same level or BETTER than this if we just got thrown into this position.

Fruitpie

poopie

>>149856103
I bet the Yankees themselves have at least 10 or so minor leaguers who are better than this guy.

>>149856077
well.. not exactly mimics

>>149856113
Are you Foodspie?

>>149850214
More ballparks should showcase the local landscape and not some mundane office buildings. Imagine Coors Field with sandstone motifs

>>149856113
Are you just a fan?

gm

>My power is out
>Can't use my coffee maker

>>149856313
just eat the beans

>>149856313
>needing electricity to make coffee in 202FIVE

Will the brew crew win us free burgers? 4 more games bros.

>>149856321
obvious juicer

Hey guys new Tigers fan here posting for
the first time.

>>149856351
There more on the banned substances list than just get big pills thougheverbeitfam

>>149856328
>>149856346
I'm a Keurig peasant. I have a gas stove I can use. Can I just tear open a k cup and boil it in water or something?

>>149856371
Yeah like Chris Davis' ADHD medication being labeled as PEDs and forcing him to play through withdrawals

Mr FAGGet

>>149856395
Had a kcup at the dentist office the other day while my wife was in surgery and it was so bad I couldn’t even finish it. You can’t just boil the grounds in water though bud, you gotta filter it somehow. Got any cheesecloth? You could make a bootleg tea bag… or something.

>>149856313
Are you Coffspie?

>>149856427
Lol I've been drinking Folgers all my life because that's what my parents drank. The moment I tried Kcup I was almost mindblown lol. What method do you recommend?

>>149856404
I’m not simping for mlbs drug policy here but are we really taking this claim seriously? Was Harper even close to a triple crown in 2015?

>>149856472
Harper batted .330 if the claim was true, they would have told him way earlier than the last game of the season.

>>149856464
I use a chemex and tea kettle and grind whole beans every morning

i drink tea instead

Team Italy if they went full merch, no fucks given

Will Metsies be feeling GOOOOOD today?

The Sandlot is on MLB Network now. I repeat - Sandlot is on MLB Network now.

>>149856592
Pfma

Compare and contrast Recker's and Cal Raleigh's buttocks.

>>149856524
Fancy mf.
Thanks for the tip though. Just put all the grounds in a coffee filter, wrapped it and dunked it in a mug filled with hot water for a couple minutes. Not bad, I probably should have let it sit a little longer but this is definitely better than no coffee at all :)

the cubgers will win today

whats the best food to get at dodger stadium? first time going to a game in a couple years and I want to try some new stuff, thanks.

>>149856781
The doggie doo dog is a classic

>>149856591
Let’s get Recker on the board here

The Yankees have signed free agent RHP David Robertson. Robertson is the last remaining active player from the 2009 World Series winning team.

>>149856814
sovl

>>149856795
he could be their bullpen catcher

>>149856684
Yea np. I’m not much of a paranoid conspiracy theorist but I prefer my coffee to not be filtered through several layers of cheap plastic. It tastes a lot better too.

>>149856591
Alonso is not of Italian descent.

>>149856591
>Italian named O’Hoppy

>>149856592
for the captain

>>149856839
One of his grandmothers' name is literally Anna Pirraglia. He fits the passport merc connotation perfectly

>>149856839
Yea he is, his grandfather was from Barcelona and his grandmother was from Italy. He speaks both languages too but only about as good as you’d expect him too.

>>149856892
>>149856905
Thanks for the correction.

Mrs Phanatic and Mrs Schwarber must share a dietician gaht damn!!

Trading deadline is next week. Who do you want in your team? Which player is going to get trade, sign a new contract, and who's getting fired?

>>149856591
wait a sec, i thought O'Hoppe was some sort of irish last name.

You summerfags are lucky I’m not king. Just saying.

>>149856814
28 is back on the table.

If I was king I would immediately disband the demonic organization known as the yankees

imagine being a doyerpaco kek

>>149857290
Do they actually eat doggie doo dogs? That’s so gross!!

Who are the yellow-skinned ‘toids?

>>149857283
>move the Yankees to Portland
>Volpiss gets 40 HR 120 RBI
>they win 28 the next season

>>149857376
Cubkekees pulling away

Dodgers need to get it together, their division lead is evaporating.

>>149857487
I wouldn't worry. The Poos and Jints are known chokers. Dodgers still got this.

Nothing like some shit ass gay faggot weather on a Saturday in July.

late gm mariners nation

>>149857487
labubu night will turn the season around

>>149856313
>he doesn't have a gas range and blue coleman perculator

Mookie Metts when?

>>149857652
>Marners in your pants

I would imagine the food in seattle is dogshit

>>149857716
It's really good if you like sushi or teriyaki.

>>149857716
Went there once for a cruise and the restaurants were pretty good. Lots of coffee shops too. Just expect a hefty price tag

>>149857543
80s and shitty is better than 94 and sunny

>>149857716
Seattle has fantastic seafood. I had some solid chowder and fish at Pike Place Market.

>>149857795
it’s raining all day got dammit!

least coasters and midwesterns are so jealous that players like Cal Raleigh and Shohei are the talk of the league. aaron judge is a nobody at this point nobody cares about him

>>149857881
It doesn't rain in the summer, silly!

>>149857885
I don’t really think this is true dezu I don’t think anyone hates Cal Raleigh other than a few haters on mlb. He feels separate from ‘tani and judge

>>149857885
I like Raleigh. Catchers aren't my favorite position, but I do like a good catcher unless they play for the period sox.

>>149858022
Thinking about it, even Varitek was cool. One of the few period soxers I do like.

>in new york they eat shitty stinky mystery meat with white sauce on top
>in the south they eat pig meat that is basically inedible unless you cook it for 24 hours plus and soak it in seasoning and sauces filled with sugar and high fructose corn syrup
>in the midwest they eat at dennys
>on the west coast we eat fresh ingredients farmed or fished an hour away in either direction, authentic tacos and authentic thai food and authentic vietnamese food and korean BBQ and sushi and teriyaki and ramen and hawaiian food and fresh salmon
There are poor fucks ITT right now who, by the misfortune of being born in the south or a midwestern flyover shithole or the east coast, think the extent of asian cuisine is General Tso Orange Chicken and fried rice.
There are niggas in this thread right now who unironically go out to dinner at places like red robin or olive garden or outback steakhouse because they have no other choice.

>>149858044
he's right

>>149858044
san fran is the only city on the west coast with food comparable to the east coast

>>149858044
This. So much this. I don't know how these flyovers do it. No wonder they're so fat

>>149858044
You forgot to mention that if you don’t live on the west coast you’re a big poopie meanie head and your baseball team is so boring

The Angels will trade the guy they just drafted 2nd last week for Gallen.

>>149858044
grim, they don't even have authentic ethnic cuisine out there

least coasters cannot comprehend being next to an ocean and not getting hit by a hurricane twice a year

>>149858146
hurricanes, tornadoes, and whatever a "noreaster" is are hoaxes

Kinda sad to be how little of the world some of you guys have seen. The food in Washington is legitimately dire. I hope you guys get good jobs and are able to travel to places with actual good food. I mean this sincerely

>>149858171
enjoy the cockroaches and rat shit in your bagel northeastern doofus
I’m LA all the way but you are stupid and we will defend our little brother against baseless attacks such as this one

everywhere has good food and bad food, you fucking mongrels

>>149858223
Lol Los Angeles is even worse than Washington. Enjoy your dirty brown food made by little smelly goblins

>>149856592
Do it for David

>aye' tone, let me get a hot two dolla slice!
>wadayuh mean it costs five dollas now. get outta heya!
this is cuisine to the average eastoid

least coasties be like "oh a road, let me bring my automobile to a complete stop and pay to drive on it"

>>149858044
nyc has the most authentic chinese experience outside of china
>The New York metropolitan area contains the largest ethnic Chinese population outside of Asia, comprising an estimated 893,697 uniracial individuals as of 2017, including at least 12 Chinatowns
>The Manhattan Chinatown is home to the highest concentration of Chinese people in the Western Hemisphere
>While the Flushing Chinatown in Queens has become the largest Chinatown in the world and one of the world's busiest pedestrian intersections, it has also become the epicenter of organized prostitution in the United States

the average least coastie eats more cockroaches in a week than BEST coasters have seen in their entire lives

>>149858271
I've seen a lot of cute women in every city I've been to except for Denver

>>149858283
KEK

>>149858303
You literally pay to eat grasshoppers

>>149858303
I've literally never seen one.

>>149858305
>except for Denver
What's up with that? I hear that get mentioned a lot. I've heard that it has to do something with the altitude aging rhem

>eating my jai-rowoverriceextrawhitesauceextrahotsauce in peace
>some tranny comes out of his tent in the AutoZone
>he's cranky because he missed his PrEP
>starts screeching about how tasty the roaches are from the dumpster behind his local starbucks
Baseball?

how many shohei dingers has the average least coaster seen considering they are all tuckered out by the time of the dodgers opening pitch

At some point it stops being funny and you just start feeling bad for the guy

I got kicked out of a 2 star Michelin restaurant in Los Angeles because I was redpilling the hostess

>>149858386
it doesn't, a couple anecdotes don't equate to truth

>>149858399
>since July 1st
jankee faggots are so pampered

>>149858386
no idea, it was just weird how there were so few attractive women in that city. Apparently people refer to it as "Menver" lol

I’m a liberal but Trump needs to reopen the semen pipelines so the west coasties can get their fix. This is getting out of hand

don't like interacting with people, don't like being alone, don't wanna live, don't wanna kill myself, thank god for alcohol and baseball

>>149858432
this is called depression

>>149858399
He's going to get Jack Eichel'd where he'll have all this pressure to succeed and then he'll light it up somewhere else. Any injury drama notwithstanding.

>>149858406
>I got kicked out of a 2 star Michelin restaurant in Los Angeles because I was raping the hostess
ftfy

>>149858418
He's batting .173 since June 1st

>>149858432
Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren’t lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.

>>149858399
Looks like another shitter we could add to the payroll like retards, yanks should dfa him.

>>149858432
You should start lifting weights

>>149858432
I look like this and say this.

>>149858432
based and relatable

>>149858500
Wow you’re a fucking loser LOL!

>>149858453
Dodgers Last 10, since July 4th:
>Ohtani : 8 for last 56 (17 for 91 since he started pitching).
>Betts : 9 for last 57.
>Freeman: 11 for last 50.
>Smith : 3 for his last 18.
>Teoscar : 6 for last 40.
>Conforto : 9 for his last 42.
>Pages : 11 for last 49.
>Edman : 0 for last 27.

cubs cheat

>>149858488
i do every other day. my body hasn't been able to handle more

Jints are live

I am monitoring the situation in Toronto.

Did Boston fleece SF in the Devers trade?

>>149858723
Hope you enjoy the Lauer Hour™

holy fuck vladdy figure your shit out

Vladimir GIDPurrero Jr.

>another GIDP
oof

Chap Mattman

>>149858985
He's looking like 2023 Vladdy. The only positive for him lately is he keeps getting walks.

Is there anything more embarrassing than striking out on a breaking ball that never reaches the zone?

>>149858985
He’ll heat up in september like usual

>>149859097
There's definitely some element of unluckiness here but he's gotta improve. Or we just accept he'll never be more than a 25-30 homer guy.

>>149859121
striking out on one that hits your body

da fvck?

Wow this Blue Jays pitcher is a menace

>>149859121
a baserunning mistake is worse. I made one as a kid and I still remember it.

>>149858399
still better than dookie butts and teorashcan hernandez

It's over for my Jints :(

Giants ain't it, I think they need to deal Ray back to the M's, restock their farm after the boneheaded Devers trade.

>>149849022 (OP)
>>149849022 (OP)
>>149849022 (OP)
nu

>Loperfido
Lol, is this even his real name ?

is eric lauer the first pitcher in baseball history to leave the brewers and get BETTER?

>>149859182
He's accepted that already I think. Last year he started looking more like a pure hitter instead of just a power guy. But he's too good to just be like he currently is, a breakout month is due for him this season.

>originally from the coast, so I root for a coastal team
>live in flyover land now
>fans of my team make fun of me

Oh Captain, my captain.

David's wife is still prime milf territory

My Jintsies getting Perfecto'd :(

Is it possible the Mets name a new captain after this or during this ceremony?

Mrs Met walked past me on the Shea Bridge and her booty was POPPIN I was boutta act up lol

>>149859536
doubtful

>>149859513
Webb keeps inducing grounders though. He's going deep into this game.

>>149859460
say when

>>149859637
'ini

Are Metsies feeling GOOOOOD right now?

Lauers dealing but he's still not going more than 5 or 6 innings

>Shulman messed up the Ad read
kek

>>149859686
crying rn

Vibe in Citi is immaculate. Say something nice about our RETIRED HERO, NUMBER 5

Nice catch Vladdy, that's a Gold Glover right there

>>149859830
He played with /mlb/ fave Recker.

Why are zest coasties always seething? It’s spread beyond the doyerpacos now too??

I went to Mike Piazza's retirement in Citi Field back in 2016. It rained that day too haha.

Joey tried whacking Webb, he'll get him next time.

>>149859920
Oh I'm sorry. I can't be upset when my team is playing like shit?

>>149860032
It's a pretty view.

>and thank you Wilpon Family.
BOOOOOOOO the Coupons suck!

40k people booed when David Wright mentioned the Wilpons(Coupons) LMAO

I love David.

attaboy willy!

My Jintsies finally on the board :)

dang it Lauer left it too low

Adames adaminated us on the Rays now he's doing it on the Jints

The Dodgas have scored 4 runs in 4 games against the Brewers
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

>>149860090
Based

>>149860140
it's crazy how we only have bobby bonilla day because the wilpons were trying to figure out a way to get more money to Bernie Madoff

Fucking unreal that these kikes owned a major league team

>>149860166
>kikes owned a major league team
Now don't be shocked, but I think they own 28 of them

Return of bullpen carts when?

>>149860190
Only if baseball shaped

>>149860166
They turned down Ichiro too. The Met scouts were on him before anyone else.
“Some level of regret that I couldn’t convince ownership for a couple million more dollars.” - Steve Phillips former GM

All my frens hate da wilpons

NEW
>>149849622
>>149849622
>>149849622

cliff floyd zesty

Mariners.

>>149860266
Thanks recyclespie

we ain't even nu yet

I think nu SUCKS!

premature nuthread fags should be banned

>>149860515
You’re posting one

no double play please

that funky muncy!

>>149860530
my point stands

are you watching the wnba all star game tonight?

I got the new thread locked and loaded. Don't none of you fags try and beat me to it.

please help me finish the thread! go cubs!

NO MORE BROTHER WARS

>>149860613
The Will Never Be Awoman allstar game? You mean the dodgers game?

>>149860613
I couldn't care less about it only like collage but WNBA nahhhhh

>>149860633
we are finishing the other thread that's already up you FUCKING JERK

Based Ernie AB

nice work Ernie

>>149860699
LOCKED

AND

LOADED!

>>149858897
>>149858897
>>149858897
nu
>>149858897
>>149858897
>>149858897

AB stands for Austin Butler.

>>149860730
too early

ban

>>149860730
you son of a gun

Big Willy!

>>149858432
Alcohol and solitude are bad for you

>>149849622
>>149849622
>>149849622

>>149860613
Usually when a body has been on life support since birth they pull the plug after 30 years.

>>149859830
I wrote real person fanfic about him when I was 8