Thread 149850092

Swan v Norf - right now SCG

Tonight
Bloos vs Dees - 7:35pm MCG
Iggs vs Tiggs - 8:10pm OS

YFO

HEAVE HO UNNA

Grundy going 200+. Hope you've got the C on him.

>>149850108
HEAVE HO UNNA

why is he so smug, lads?

where is amartey

watching last samurai

>>149850117
>Only meet with Geelong
>Only do medical with Geelong
>Only respond to Geelong's calls
>Agent leaks you only want to go to Geelong
Other teams: Let's use our first round draft pick on this guy. It'll be great!

Corr that pink haired swans cutie in the front row

>>149850121
absolute skull crushers

when it comes to tile i like hebe iykwim kek

>>149850121
I hope my wife's tits get this fat in pregnancy. She's got D/E cups now

>>149850121
How big would her ego be regarding her looks?

>>149850140
good game so far toby

when it comes to tile i like hebe iykwim haha

>>149850121
if we're lucky this ogress will be at tomorrow's game

it's the best when a pawg sits on your face

I reckon I'd be cute if I lost a some weight. I want to maximise my face.

>>149850123
At the Barty party

>>149850121
>Girl on the left has bigger boobas but has the modesty to hide them with her scarf

>>149850169
If you want to look better full stop losing weight should be number one on the list. Unless you're a comedian no one looks better fat.

I've fucked plenty of fat girls in my time and it's not worth it

>>149850015
>these are basically just a poorer version of these >>149849869 no?
absolutely not. georgian style buildings are made from brick and lime mortar and will last a thousand years if well maintained. they are based on human scale design principles that are over a thousand years old.
the other slop is all reinforced concrete and glass and will fall apart in 40 odd years and designed to oppress the human spirit and turn us into a flesh unit of gdp production.

>>149850176
Putting on muscle is better. If you've been paying any attention in the last year, women always say they'd choose the bear.

>>149850167
sorry typo. meant shits

>>149850121
mfw i see a titcow

>>149850191
>I don't have to pay for the materials, I'm just the architect!

AI is going to put you out of business thank fuck you cancer on progress

kino jumper clash

>>149850207
You do get a backyard with those.
t. watched 'Des'

>>149850201
what are you talking about? do you think brick and lime is more expensive than steel reinforced concrete panels and sheer glass walls?

>>149850208
Not a clash

>>149850224
you know what i mean. it looks good.

>>149850221
yes
it actually is more expensive to build with those materials. but you don't know that because you're nothing but a grifter.

Why are the ump mics so loud it’s driving me insane

afl - alcoholic fatty liver

a building that lasts 1000 years will be cheaper than one that has to be repaired and placed every 30

Maybe if my dad had played in the AFL I wouldn’t be such a pathetic loser

>>149850236
no point saving money when you are dead

>>149850232
Are we talking pure material costs or labour costs?

>>149850082
Definitely I hate that greige shite. We're trying to pull off a blend of coastal/cottage like picrel. I would execute a little differently but again, wife.

>>149850121
They look like fat men. Yet you can just imagine what their tinder profile would look like and how unreasonably high their standards would be

>>149850236
bullshit some of the styles in Fitzroy, carlton, and some parts of hawthorn are all built like the spergs wet dream but they're structurally already falling apart. there is a reason he's an architectsperg. he knows nothing of material life cycles. he's fucking retarded stop buying his slop.

sheezel has dsl’s

>>149850233
To offer some clarity on why they blew the whistle because half the time no one knows what set the fucks off.

I've drunk 3 Monsters today and not eaten anything

>>149850240
based boomer

>>149850246
im talking about everything involved in building with your materials. everything. that's how things are built. just not on paper you charlatan

>>149850266
I've had a bowl of Sultana Bran three cups of tea.

>>149850250
you just know her whole personality is her breasts (which are only so large cause she is as fat as a cow)

>>149850247
hmm, i like what you're going for, but consider colour profiles. you're going for basically a 'warm' feel but those tiles you showed are quite 'cool'. i hate to say it, but i agree with your wife, take a bit more time to think it over. you've got a good idea though, and to make it great could be as simple as a different shade of slate for your feature insert tiles

not your reno blog
fuck off

i'm mostly into interior design but i do enjoy analysing floorplans too

>Brodie Grundy has 40 hitouts at HT. The AFL record is 80 in a game
Historybros...?

>>149850294
shan't, alf often has surprisingly good taste and advice.

there's a man at the malvern tab

>>149850336
KEITH

>>149850323
Meanwhile, his opponent has 2 hitouts for the 2nd most supercoach points for his team. And people take champion data seriously...

>>149850323
He could easily do it. He might as well not have an opponent. Teakle and Darling are better off just letting him take it and trying to shark the tap. desu with the utter ruck dominance Swans have had they haven't really capitalised.

ruck dominance = team does good is a meme
st kilda will be destined to be shit with the money they are spending on tdk

>>149850347
Teakle also has 9 touches, 3 marks, 4 tackles and a goal. He's getting smashed when he's in the ruck contest but not like he hasn't earned his points.

>>149850359
crisp snapper

>>149850353
The whole team no but a midfield should always be capitalising when their ruck is on top. It should be clearance domination. He's put it on a platter for them a bundle of times and they just haven't been clean enough with it.

Literally wtf are the tips for tonight

>>149850369
kek

>>149850375
heres a tip
dont watch tonights slop

S N A P P E R
N
A
P
P
E
R

>>149850380
Last time West Coast and Tigers played it was actually a really good watch. They're both around each other's level so it's not like it'll be the over at quarter time blowout we've got from way too many games this year.

I hate how secular Australia has become. At what point did we, as a society, lose our faith in God?

>>149850388
if i wanted to watch subpar australian rules football thats good because its "close" id watch aflw

>>149850391
Secularism doesn't necessarily mean atheism, but I agree in principal

>>149850394
Fine, stay miserable.

>>149850391
Yea, because Australia was once a bastion of Christianity...

>>149850375
Blues
Tigers
Trust me

how has richmond gone past the eagles in 1 year

>>149850400
Are you suggesting Australia wasn't founded as and for most of its life a Christian nation?

sloppppaaaaaaa

>>149850391
1939

>>149850380
this, im switching to dragons vs bulldogs

watching AI videos of cats

Having a fucking good Guinness before the footy

>>149850432
That's not Guinness.

>pissing down outside
>radar says it should be clear skies
Not sure who to believe

>>149850435
guinness do more than one beer you know

Another dogshit game
Did not expect this
NOT!!

>>149850435
Yeah its not lol

>>149850432
I think they didn't let it settle properly or something

We can still do it kangas

>>149850391
boomers pushing for gdp flooding from the 3rd world
kids leaving school cant even get entry level jobs because 5000 pajeets apply and the rest of the thirdies just look for scams like setting up ndis provider services with ghost clients or get fast tracked straight into government jobs when they cant even speak english

I always feel like a pretentious wank when I say that I don't drink beer and that I prefer wine. I just shrimply don't like beer and like the taste of wine

>>149850414
Yea. It was founded as a British colony, a part of the empire. Europeans had lost faith in God for centuries by that point. Australians have never been especially pious people

swasn statistically provide the most entertaining games (except recent grannies)

>>149850471
pretty much
the footy on display this year is horrendous

>>149850472
What is your age?

i only drink it because big terry drinks it

>>149850482
Eighteen

>>149850482
fuck off nonce cunt

are plebbit still doing that split gamethread shit with no ump abuse lol

>>149850495
How the fuck would I know what reddit do?

>>149850472
the first church ever built in australia was hardly filled, and eventually arsoned, and the reverend gave up and went back to england. fun act. speaks volumes really.

Lads, Will just posted

>no one has EVER been religious
>historical Australians didn't meet all of the criteria I've arbitrarily set for them to be real Christians therefore they were NOT religious and trans women ARE women

>>149850502
>act
fact

going out tonight

>protestant
>christian
No. Die heretic.

>Christcuck pulls out the tranny strawman
Why are they like this

All of our greatest art, architecture and culture was created in the name of God
There's a reason all of the most sucessful people to have ever lived to this day are religious

>steals my instagram crush
yikes. its over for me

so good that the afl has a rolling schedule then decides to put all the meaningless game on 1 day anyway

>>149850520
You will catch more flies with honey than vinegar, brother.

>>149850550
why are women like this
the initial sex will be great and then he will probably abuse her

>le ceo at coldplay concert!!!
hate fucking normies so fucking much

>>149850568
See
>>149850556

Men should be allowed to slap girls arses if they aren't accompanied by a man

>>149850550
girls like boys that look like this

>>149850574
nigga it's funny as fuck just enjoy it for a second

>>149850574
It's funny, my mates were discussing this today and I had no idea what they were on about. Such is life out of the social media loop

>>149850232
modern builds *can* be cheaper but architects blow out what would be cost savings on retarded features that look goofy as fuck and require engineering. georgian style is literally a box with a few logically placed openings. cost over the lifespan isn't even close however.

>>149850467
this but Ribena

All I need is my alf, my short wave radio and a whiskey. I am content

havent had a shower since friday morning

>>149850608
lgm

>>149850620
*be's lifting your sack on plopping it between my nose and inhaling*

>>149850608
that sounds fun actually what's a good one to buy for 100 bucks or so?

Tonight's moon phase is a Waning Crescent. It will be 33% illuminated and will rise around 1:21 am and set around 12:00 pm.

>>149850639
Get your licence before you even ask such questions

>>149850639
Tecsun PL-330. A little more expensive than that but it's perfect

>>149850645
thanks

>>149850645
Based

fox commentators are retarded

My favourite drink is half strength sparkling wine

not sure how wanting to live in a built environment that isn't explicitly constructed to dehumanise you and make you feel like shit is a "grift"

Does that guy from the previous thread really think Swans can make the finals?

>>149850645
mad how america sent people there at the height of fighting a foreign war, passed astronauts through the van allen radiation belt with alfoil and brought back petrified wood 'moon rocks' to flog off to other nations and then forgot how to

based architecturesperg go off son

>>149850721
There's more than one of us
Resist the goyboxes

Wish I lived on a ship or some nomadic desert caravan. Living in a small suburban domicile is gay as fuck. How can any man be content with that shit lol, you might as well be a woman

HeenGOD

Superb tap to Heeney.

>>149850753
i wouldn't mind being a woman

cringe from swans
going to miss finals and celebrating goals like that against a shit house side
real port levels of behaviour

>>149850783
hey micky

really annoys me how mark howard keeps referring to gerard healy as "G"

>>149850785
revved

i'm building an army of architecture chuds

I fuck arses

Knew this match wasn't worth betting on
In fact, this whole week feels like a trap on many levels

>>149850817
you're watching the footy?

real estaties, tradies, architecties and human resourcies

the quadfecta of useless people

>GEELONG CATS v ST KILDA
>Sunday July 20, 1.10pm at GMHBA Stadium
>How to watch on Fox Footy: From 12.30pm on Channel 504 with commentary from Corbin Middlemas, Kelli Underwood, Brad Johnson, Tom Hawkins, Cameron Mooney & David Zita
>Kelli Underwood

gen z boss and a mini

>>149850817
"G" refers to the SCG.

I make $57/h and go to work in high vis

Baker's delight gf 2026

>>149850862
crisp Albo

>>149850864
man some of the girls ive seen in my local

>Howling Tassie gale proves roof is needed

cant believe the lengths the afl are going to to get their roof

why Bakers Delight girls always so soft and pretty and humble

>>149850872
>flex schedule to put "home" team game in shit weather
>cite that as "proof" of needing a roof
kek, the transparently manipulative fuckwit dil

>>149850645
based jakey stringer

Cristina Raines in the duellists

HEENGOD
E
E
N
E
Y

god I wish I had a slightly pudgy fertile bakers delight gf I would knead her soft tummy and tell her I'm just getting ready to put a bun in the oven

Should've put the C on Heeney. At least I get his and Grundy's scores.

if only the swans and heeney could play like this against sides in the eight

>>149850872
Controlling the weather to manipulate public opinion is a proven technique. I don't see what's so hard to believe about the AFL using it.

>>149850876
They seem to be picky about their staff. A retarded wog family down the street had their ADHD daughter in there and she was gone within a week and a half a couple of years ago. They even put flyers in my mailbox written in Comic Sans about how we need to boycott the local Bakers because she got the flick.

isaac heeney

>>149850903
They haven't really been all that impressive desu, even if this is just Norf. GWS will probably put their season to bed next week and then they'll just go through the motions for the rest of the year.

bigsac heeney

How are dogshitney only winning by 5 goals against this vfl team

Heeney playing on God mode atm.

Protected area 50m is the gayest fucking rule. Such a massive penalty for fucking nothing.

bigfooty is just people thinking the umpires have a vendetta against their team specifically
absolute spastics

This game sucks AIDS out of a gay man's ass
Fuck you Dill (down syndrome spastic) & Laura (you massive slut of a cunt) for ruining what was once a great sport

no actual architect would be pushing old world style designs over modern slop

i am the architect of my own destruction

I hate the AFL Pty Ltd

>>149850945
>bigfooty is just people thinking the umpires have a vendetta against their team specifically
That unironically describes /afl/, champ

swasn got alf on the super saturday seethe kek

>>149850958
they certainly would

swans are closer to carlton than the 8

Gadigal

>>149850990
youre closer to 2 than 8 KEK

>>149850985
disregard this i thought you said architecturesperg

need to pluck my nose hair

"Slop" has become another overused 4chan buzzword

>>149851001
i use a shaver

i don't have the energy to masturbate today

Death, death to the AFL

afls free dont know why you complain about it just watch something else

>>149851013
it's hair sprouting on top my nose not inside

blud a witch

>34 disposals
>5 goals
>heap of hard ball gets and goal assists
Isaac Heeney

>>149851077
And here I thought I was smug for bringing in Grundy with the VC

my swans WILL make the 8

>>149851089
152 still a great C score.

gonna get two pizzas tonight and enjoy the iggs vs tigs came with you lads

>>149851102
Can't happen, even if they win every game

>>149851114
yes it can

Another utterly retarded game of football coming up
What is the point

why does a league for a contact sport create so many microcontroversies and promote so much sjw bullshit? thought this was a sport for hard blokes

meant micropenises

>>149851117
absolutely no chance with that percentage, and they will get arseraped next week anyway like the worthless team they are so who cares

>>149851132
esg

my sister told me afl fans have the smallest penis

>>149851173
based annie knight's brother

footy in 22 minutes

everything i don't like is pol/reddit

>carlton playing soon
>"chances are you're about to lose" ad plays
hehe

>>149850123
>>149850266
>>149850591
>>149851015
>>149851062
>fr*gposting
Absolutely cringe

What is the biggest Aussie sports scandal of the 21st century?
Sandpapergate
Eagles drug crisis
Raygun
Adam Goodes booing
Storm salary cap
Warnie's diuretic
Laydown Sally
Carey cheating
Don't Blush Baby
Essendon supplements

>>149851229
only heard of two of these

>>149851229
Dons

>>149851224
>mfw I'm 4 of these (you)s

>>149851229
sandpaper

Raygun has sexy feet

Literally nothing at stake from either game tonight.

>>149851275
>not wearing indoor shoes
disgusting

>>149851275
>wogball
DROPPED

TDK redemption arc tonight

>>149851077

>missing finals
sydney swans
isaac heneey

>>149851275
I think I would enjoy throat-fucking her and then fucking her up her arse and cumming up her arse

>>149850958
We are actually a few years into something of a traditional revival in domestic and large buildings. Especially with bricks. I have seen brick arches and tiered columns on brand new office and apartment buildings. Meanwhile new residential builds are using a lot of hamptons/coastal/farmhouse elements.

kath's a grand old hag
she's a thirty plus hag
she's the emblem of hitting the wall

this big sperg been going on about buildings for 6 hours kek

>>149851275
defs has a lovely bush

There's been like 3 good games this year all of which have involved collingwood

Two absolutely shit games of footy coming up
Thanks Dill you absolutely useless cunt

>>149851281
>indoor shoes

>>149851275
i love the little almost inaudible plap plap girls sexy soft weet make on timber flooring

>>149851298
Kek

>>149851298
loled but I like Kath and would sex her

two years ago these teams played in a semi final
now they are both shit

>>149851325
shoes specifically worn for indoors, you don't wear them outside.

>>149851298
Based

>>149851328
Weet-Bix on the floor is gross mate

>>149851143
yeah but they can still make it

Carlshit wear this orange crap but refuse to wear a sky/light blue clash because "we are le NAVY blues xD", fuck these idiots

>>149851373
wrong

>>149851275
was she ever formally punished for scamming her way to the olympics?

stop abusing women so carlton dont have to wear orange chuds

it is unreal to me how empty the mcg is tonight on a sat night

>>149851410
i tickled her feet

>>149851410
Nope. Got away with it scot-free.

>>149851432
This is another scheduling failure from the AFL. No excuses with a floating fixture. It's just run by retards.

>Happy because Grundy is my captain in fantasy
>Realise my opponent has Heeney as theirs
Kill me

>>149851291
TDK rises

>>149851432
you'd think it'd be bigger considering the game's not on fta

>>149851432
It's freezing mate

>>149851229
you forgot Bradbury

cucktoria

wtf i thought gws played on thursday
>>149850645
crisp

wasn’t huddo meant to be calling the game in brisbane last night? how can he be in melbourne tonight

fuck the french language

>>149851516
>how can someone make a 3 hour flight in 20 hours
not sure mate

this is going to be more hideous than richmond essendon
>>149851432
both clubs with plastic fairweather spastic fans

the four worst teams in the afl all playing on prime time saturday night

>>149851521
i'd love to fuck a french bint

why are carlton larping as gws

>>149851533
and the 2 good games tomorrow overlap
so glad the rolling fixture exists to address issues like this

crazy how pickett decided to stay at a club that'll be bottom 4 for the next decade

>muh rolling schedule
shut the fuck up you reddit faggot

>>149851499
not really a scandal

t. dill

>melbourne havent won a final since their flag in perth
kek all the fans that thought they had a dynasty incoming

what religion is saad?

I don’t work or have a consistent sleep pattern, couldn’t care less which teams play when

look at all the cuppers on carlton
maybe that's why they're doing so bad they keep doing bullshit alternative medicine instead of training

>>149851572
terrorist

lots of nick daicoses on the g tonight

is this a curtain raiser? when are the seniors on?

>>149851588
3:15pm aest tomorrow

>>149851586
i dont see anyone kicking 2 and having 35 out there champ

will white? he wont

these mcg ads are blinding me

Disgustingly retarded football
Absolutely sick of it

iggs soon

the microplastics have reached my brain

>I’ve been driven and selfish’: AFL star Travis Boak on staying single
he isnt a poof he is just the only afl player driven enough to not have a gf okay!!!???

Wallabies vs Lions just started lads

>>149851659
lions played last night mate

i hit a wallaby with my car once

raw noodles on the cards for tomorrow

Had a dream last night I was selected to play afl footy. I turned up to the ground but I brought my dog with me and I couldn't get anyone to look after her so I was fired from the team and didn't play.
Not sure what it all means

>>149851659
Based brissy completing side missions

GET THE NIGGER OFF
GET HIM OFF

which of these two shitshow games should i watch

>>149851670
You need to get rid of your dog it’s holding you back

rugby literally have the gayest team names

>>149851675
igz tigz for me

>>149851683
?

kath looks good tonight
i think she is going to hit the town after her fox shift and cop a creampie

wallabies side a lot whiter these days. Lions jersey is really dark for some reason

>w. white
holy shit lads heisenberg is playing???

I’m an above average looking guy with below average social skills, what would I realistically need to do to have sex with Kath Loughnan, I’m talking self improvement, networking, studying kaths hobbies, the works

do africans and abos see each other as brothers?

>>149851732
abos think they are black and try and appropriate black culture

we need to make footy an international sport too instead of just something only Victoria and WA care about

>>149851731
kidnap her when she's jogging at Port Beach

Do you blokes like basketball? Not a half bad sport I reckon

>>149851731
be happily married

I know where Kath lives

>>149851668
who was it? george gregan?

>>149851753
rigged floor squeek jungleball garbage

>>149851708
Honestly kind of surprising the Lions don't bring in African and Caribbean mercenaries too

rumour has it that kath wrote nick riewoldt a love letter whilst at fox and he slipped it in his suit jacket
riewoldts missus then found it and then ordered him to move to texas

>>149851753
fun to play boring to watch

>>149851755
kek

Very important video alert
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hETkF0ONrk

>watch footy
>i wanna know if you've ever seen the rain starts playing

Any plans for the summer lads?

this guy got the kicking autism

>>149851753
It's awfully shit

lol

btw thanks for the tanks for ukraine

Both of these games are fucken disgraceful

>>149851822
That’s why I’m not watching them

>>149851822
yep
shan't be watching any more of tonight's slop

>>149851822
im watching the Storm and Wallabies games

>>149851797
working on my summer bod rn

>>149851821
np
we're gonna need stand off munitions when china starts marching down so we will have some cheques to cash

watch the iggs game with me lads

>>149851822
ill start watching past half time when the game means something

harley reid?

Ever been pegged?

how the fuck do we have retied tanks, do they need the new model with heated fuckin seats

>>149851869
what does he do?

crazy how hard optus mogs the other stadia

Ok seriously, how do we fix this dogfuck sport

Why do we even have tanks?

>>149851887
Cheerleaders

>>149851890
What if Japan repeat the darwin bombings?

>>149851870
Only as an absolute legend

>>149851881
not the surface tho
needs to work on that

>>149851903
>>149851740

Do yous bloke take any supplements?

wallabies won't score tonight

fuark that was a sick rundown tackle

LOL

B O O N G E D
O
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G
E
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Who are the lions in rugby

>>149851915
I never notice any difference when I take them

>>149851887
copy the nrl
>build smaller suburban stadiums with sovl
>cheerleaders and pyrotechnics
>give it broader national and international appeal instead of just its current cult following in Victoria

>>149851938
England

>>149851915
CoQ10
Selenium
Lycopene
BCAA
NAC
ACL
Creatine
Omega-3
General multi-vit

>>149851921
just like me :(

>>149851938
britain

union is fkn grim these days
>>149851938
The all-star team of england, scotland, ireland and wales

>>149851938
Pommie national team

>>149851944
Most of this except make it more state-focused
No one gives a shit about interstate homosexuality

>>149851957
no that is not correct only england are poms
england has their own national team this is the british team with a massive history and legacy behind it

>>149851947
then sit on fat arse scrolling afl all day

One time I watched one union game late at night when I was like 11 then I larped as a rugby fan for like 3 years

>>149851955
if the swans keep doing shit, all the upper class sydneysiders will come crawling back to union

>>149851947
>falling this hard for the vitamin jew

You guys won't remember this but in the early 2000s rugby union was huge and everyone was talking about that johnny wilkinson guy. Taking it off FTA killed it so hard.

union was fucking based back in the day when the wallabies were killing it

who here /watchingthefooty/?

>>149851996
An omen for AFL
We are only one year into FTA-less Saturdays, and interest in the sport is falling off a cliff

It's crazy how all the NPCs at work get the flu vacinations

Footy wouldn’t even be that bad this year if the scheduling of games wasn’t so dogshit

>>149852015
Nope

Footy would be interesting if there were more white supremacists and violent criminals playing. But all the players are boring zoomer poofs

>>149852015
Me. I am

>>149852015
Yep, Tiggs and Iggs. Not interested in the other match but looking at the SC scores it looks like Dees are playing like ass.

>>149852015
we're a rugby general now

>>149852015
Why the fuck would I watch this dog shit
It's a small act, but I must do it today protest what AFL House has done to our sport

>>149852037
thats exactly why the nrl does better numbers

we need a barassi line in ?sp?

>>149852038
My Richmond supporting mate used to always post this image in the group chat, are you him?

>>149851915
yeah heaps, trying to save my liver

>>149852062
No, I don't have mates

AFL is shit, but NRL is somehow still so much worse
State of winter sport in this nation is utterly dire

>>149852062
I highly doubt it. I have no mates

>>149852062
i don't have mates

crazy how league butchered the sport of rugby and turned it into a class war joke

>>149852076
>>149852079
>>149852083
I don’t have mates either tbf this was over 5 years ago

What other boards do you blokes browse outside of /sp/?

>>149852097
/r/all

>>149852097
fuck off pineglap clownigger

>>149852097
not saying but you've made me curious as my nemesis on /g/ is dying for this information

Sneed's Football League
Formerly not utterly worthless shit, not worth watching

I’m starving

>>149852109
This you mate?
>>105953711
>The new GrapheneOS TRVTHNVKE just dropped.

>>149852097
/pol/ and /tv/ regularly. /v/, /lit/ and /ck/ occasionally.

>>149852108
applied for /x/ yet mate

>>149852097
luv me /jp/

god damn my iggs are so shit, what a bunch of fucking retards they are holy shit

Oh my god I legitimately want to fucking kill someone. I want to be soaked in blood

>>149850937
Repeating this. Just such a dumb rule.

>>149852097
i've been on /fit/ for 5 years (never been in a gym, never exercise, never eat healthy)

why are the iggs so shit at home but kind of decent away

>>149852140
Keep your head in the game, Harley.

>>149852140
Yeah I'll soak you in your own blood cunt
Kick your fucken skull in
Kick your teeth down your throat and out your arse
You'll drown in your own blood cunt

>>149852147
No wonder you like it.

>>149852122
wouldn't you like to know

>>149850937
>>149852146
Just stay out of the area - it's not hard.
If it wasn't paid, suddenly lots of teams would have players run through the area cutting off the space.

>>149852154
>kind of decent away
That's being pretty generous. I think they've been pretty shit home and away this year.

MAURICE

I am literally never masturbating ever again

What's in that Rioli blood?

andrew wells

>>149852202
correct *unsheets katana and slice your dick off*

why are geelong and collingwood playing at footscray

a comedy of errors

I am literally never watching AFL ever again

>>149852210
>unsheets

how come harley reid never does anything?

reid needs to mature man

>>149852232
How would Nick daicos preform in this eagles team

>>149852140
what the fuck is this psychopath’s problem?

>>149852238
what did he do this time

harley reid please come to essendon

if Harley was a tradie his name would be Can Hardly Read

did all the stuff i usually do on sunday today so it feels like a sunday

>>149852248
someone kicked it to bailey over him and he had a little tanty and bailey told him to stop talking it looked like. he rolled his eyes and dropped his shoulders

>>149852253
cunt up fuckhead you're probably a neet

Why did Harley Reid decide to get so fat

>>149852170
It needs to be tidied up in its application and severity. 10 metres is already an excessive protected area, especially if a guy is jogging past to get forward of the play and not even considering restricting the kicking player's space.

>>149852140
calm down willie

don't wanna get strung up by the rozzers, lads

Total tradie death
Filth of the earth
Cockroaches and worms

>>149852253
kek
>>149852263
yep i'm thinking he's gone

Dedicated fans have camped out overnight for a PopMart store opening on Melbourne's Bourke Street, with some prepared to spend in the thousands.

The chain is known for its collectable figurines and toys, including the highly sought-after Labubus.

>>149852271
I think they're soft on him because they're afraid he'll leave if they tell him he needs to be working harder and sticking more diligently to his diet.

>>149852264
Woeful vocabulary.

>>149852260
What stuff do you do on a Sunday? I like to start drinking before 10am, walk the dogs, watch the telly and cook a roast on sundays

>>149852282
Absolute losers

>>149852281
yeah it said a bit

>>149852271
the burgers are better

will schofield is an annoying fag

>>149852282
I have never in my life heard of PopMart.
>The chain is known for its collectable figurines and toys
So people camping out for plastic crap? Pathetic.

>>149852291
see the family, maybe do a few chores, maybe cook, watch footy

When was the last one win season

>>149852295
thanks kingy

>>149852295
Correct
Deserves to be heemed -- if not to death, at least to quadriplegia

>>149852295
If reddit were a person it would be him

richmond are shit. they really have no one out bedsides lynch that has any difference

>>149852295
he tries way too hard
he'd be less annoying if he were blander and just gave an occasional comment instead of trying to chip in all the time saying nothing of value
boundary commentators in general don't say much but he's bad

pizza time!

reid fell over kek

>>149852308
dont know

lmao yeah harley is gone

It’s weird because Richmond still have a good amount of premiership veterans on their list plus hopper and Taranto

>>149852331
actually i take it back that was bad, but the kick to him was horseshit and way worse

>>149852331
Fat cunt kek

>>149852343
yeah but harley didn't give full effort in the recovery. he knew it was a shit kick and he's out there busting his gut. he's gone

Harley Reid is a BUST
Fat loser who peaked too early and got high on his own supply
A big loser!

HARLEY PEED HAHAHAHA

>>149852336
Not really. I counted, tonight there are 6 premiership players still playing. 4 first year players too

are you guys being weird again

Is Don good?

iggs have their grand final next weekend

im a sex pest

Holy kek Fatso Reid fucked up again
Bahahahahahaha
Who ai going to overpay for this fat maggot loser

Wasn't watching, what did the bust do this time

>>149852408
dosn

the undies

>>149852308
2013. GWS in their second season.

Harley "Reality Check" Reid

wow that was BAD actually

Reid is a fat cunt

Steven May be in trouble

carlton are beating melbourne
richmond beating west coast

is goldstein related to epstein and weinstein?

steven may try not to kill someone challenge

Steven May be going on a holiday

steven may

ill tell you what reid did if you tell me what may did

Harley Reid just said he's a big fat loser cunt who wishes he was dead
He belongs here with us

Reid is dominating you fucking spastics, look at his stats

Mayhaps

>>149852461
dominating the scales the fat cunt

>>149852461
It's just one obsessed freo poof and one bitter norf cunt

>>149852461
Why would you bite such obvious bait, you dumb Igger?

>>149852471
post body, shitstain

>>149851229
either essington doping or storm salarie cap. depends whether you consider a whole team of banned players or two stripped premierships to be worse

>>149852473
>obsessed freo poof
He really is a sad, sad man.

>>149851229
broad not fucking walking

Harley is based because he's an angry spastic who kicks people

Is vossy wearing a short sleeved hoodie? Bro had given up

>>149852425
nonce

>>149852528
honestly i like how he's an angry little retard, way better than the other zoomers

Can someone explain why my bum hole is always so itchy?

holy shit may is a dog

Steven May be getting 6 weeks

>>149852544
It’ll be fixed soon by the (((club psychologist)))

Steven May have meant that

Matthew Lloyd-esque hit that

steven may be in some hot water

>>149852548
You have parasitic worms champ

>>149852548
wipe your bum properly

>>149852548
too many pozzed loads

>>149852548
take a picture of your ass and have a look

>>149852580
I haven’t even pooed since my last shower where I cleaned well
>>149852591
You’d like that wouldnt you mr apple employee

>>149852461
Dominating a KFC bucket maybe

Harley Reid sucks cocks because he a faggot who loves sucking other men's cocks
It's disgusting!

Why does kingy look like that

>>149852632
Peak genetics

>>149852632
alcoholism

holy fuck what a goal

>>149852655
Yeah, that was insanely good.

the iggs are on fire

FIENDING for a big poo

>>149852668
based toilet

6 50 meter penalties in this game so far

AAAA IDK WHICH GAME TO WATCH BECAUSE the AFL ARE SPASTICS AND PUT THEM ON AT THE SAME TIME

Carlton should be playing finals

Lads, Young just posted

I just did a monster toilet blocking SHIT in the toilet

dumbest fucking rule
fuck it off

West Coast is the biggest fall-off I'm history
Singlehandedly killing the sport in WA

Dunstall is being a cunt on comms

>>149852709
no wonder rugby's gaining ground there

Jason Dunstall used to belt his ex wife

What do you guys think about the stand rule?

>>149852722
Wait until they actually watch a game haha
Then they'll never watch it again!

>>149852734
they wouldn't have an nrl team unless there was legitimate sustained interest, and there is

>>149852732
can't stand it

>>149852751
I give it five years before it folds.

>>149852751
Didn't know Peter V'Landys posted in /afl/
G'day you big poofter
Sucked many Polynesian cocks lately you faggot hahaha

My dees have cooked it

Kek iggs are so shit

Winter sports are dead in this country
All we have left is the cricket

>>149852709
are wa fans that fickle? god the nrl team will not even get past the first season then

>>149852709
>>149852722
at least freo's on track to nearly make the finals this year

>>149852779
Can't believe the Lions let your mob run over the top in the fourth.

>>149852789
T20 is not cricket, sorry mate

Cricket is dead as a maggot mate

>>149852789
Fuck off /cric/sperg

>>149852797
Sheffield Shield and Grade/Premier cricket you absolute mong cunt

My big arse is built for big fat cocks

some of you cunts take shit way too seriously

>>149852819
G'day Harley
Congrats on another dog shit game -- keep tanking your value fatso

Imagine losing at home to a team that started their rebuild 3 years after you

Laugh at how shit West Coast is. Tiggers have gone past them in less 12 months.

>/afl/ convinced me to tip iggs
FUCK SAKE

>>149852816
Normalfags: literally what?

I had the Iggs to win 4 of our last 6 to win finish the season...

Reminder
>>149850406

He's a big fat clown
He's a fat arse old clown
He's the fat loser, Harley Reid
He gets the ground a-shaking
The fast food vendors quaking
In their boots before the Fatso

https://youtube.com/@drivinwithdixon

how long this been a thing

switching to the end of bloos dees then i'll watch the last quarter of tiggs iggs

>>149852857
Would you say he belongs on a farm?

kek the zoomer blooser

the eagles are fucking garbage

>>149852903
Hey, don't you talk about garbage like that!

Imagine fucking up your rebuild as bad as west coast. They are the modern day norf.

have you noticed that cripps is no where to be seen when his team needs him the most

picketty
>>149852907
bit in that

>want melbourne to lose so dosn get a better draft pick
>carlton shitting the bed would be funny
Tough decisions.

>Harley Reid is only 5'10"
What the kek lmao
Explains the eternal manlet rage
Why did teams rate this fat loser

Post things that are less shit than West Coast. I'll start

it's all a mental game
the eagles a mentally weak

Can they ride Pickett's cock any fucking harder? He stuck a foot out big whoop.

Carlton v Melb is getting interesting bros I suggest you switch over

We might win by 100 points

>>149852941
Switching over for the last five minutes.

will fucking richmond score the first DRUBBING of the season?

Based tdk

>>149852967
>first and only drubbing is 17th v 18th
would be hilarious

carlton cant win without the umps on their side

Worst Coast will literally never be good again lmao

Bucks is the worst commentator ever

>scumps ruin it giving a free to cucknow with 3 minutes left
fucks sake they HAVE to fucking ruin it don't they

>>149852979
It’s like they need to rebuild from their rebuild

BLOOSERS

why the fuck are yellow maggots obsessed with rigging games for carlton?

>>149852980
That title belongs to any of the 7 commentators

>>149852995
trying to make sure their members keep paying the bills

Imagine how fun footy would be if there were no rules and no umpires

>>149853008
That was an anticlimax. Switch over and within minutes the scumps hand Blues the win.

kek oliver seething

>>149853059
Just needs simplifying of the rules and professional umpires. That's literally all it would take. Swann knows what he's doing so I have faith he'll institute some positive change. It's the first good appointment made at AFL house in maybe a decade.

QT MELB RANGA DOCTOR ALERT
>>149853063
yep pretty disappointing end, the 5mins before the last 5mins were great then umps had to ruin it

>West Coast Eagles
>At home
>Getting demolished
>By the 17th ranked team

Sad ending to a limp win for the blues

>booing the shit bounce
kek
>>149853136
ummmm but it was a big 4 club????

>>149853149
delicious little toe beans

>>149853149
My favourite genre

if i don't get strung up by the rozzers then i'll be a free man for the rest of my life. good luck to you lads

>>149853137
vince is a funny guy

>>149852907
>Turned down Geelong
>Turned down the opportunity for a family, kids and a dog on a farm
S-sure am glad I stayed at Port. One club player!

>>149853097
imagine the fire bush and pale pink nips

How many years do you think it will take for Eagles to be competitive again? Someone in a thread earlier this week got mad at me for suggesting it could be 2030.

>>149853210
They just signed Tim Kelly for two more years, then dropped him a month later for form.
So however long their retards remain in charge of the club + 3 years.

god hates umps

god hates tradies

>>149853226
Truly man was built in God's image.

starting to think the tigers are playing the umps more than playing the game

Watching videos of blue collar workings getting killed at work haha
Dumb fucken bastards

fest roast peegles

>>149853248
What percentage of them are Chinese and Indian?

what is this umpiring

actually rather the blues win over the d*mons. an absolute rabble that team. putrid.

swans need geelong, suns, and fremantle to all lose tomorrow

>>149853210
>>149853225
sometimes i think it'll only be a few years, then i see shit like that and tonight and think they'd be lucky for it to be this decade

maybe i should take the bimbopill

>>149853273
>mog 95% of women
>Get tattoo squiggles drawn all over you
What a waste.

>>149853267
They need a lot more than that.

>>149853286
russians are retarded degenerates in general

>>149853286
tattoos are the white mans culture
go away brownboy

>>149853273
Who are these bogged whores? Their proximity to the Birth of Venus is offensive to me.

>>149853299
meant maori and native south american

>>149853299
>are the low-class, low IQ white man's culture
ftfy. If you tattoo your beautiful, white skin you are a retard.

richmond are playing the umps here theyre a bit hawthorny

>down by 40 pts at home to the 17th team
west coast grimgles

>>149853333
witnessed

>>149853333
quads confirm

>>149853331
KEK GOTTEEM

>>149853333
Even Fat Harley Reid won't help them recover from this

>>149853333
WABA in shambles

You NIGGERS told me to tip iggs

if swans beat essendon and west coast and if bulldogs and fremantle don't win another single game then swans will make the 8

>>149853388
i did too for some reason

>>149853388
I literally said I was tempted to put some bux on the Tigers. Didn't in the end but I was tempted.

not liking tattoos is reddit

>>149853403
>uhh ACKSHUALLY they were good for 1 quarter against poort shitalaide and still lost so you should tip them
I've been had.

a real Saturday night shit fight
meaningless match

just binged heat (1995) in one sitting. good flick. de niro and pacino are total bad arse.

>>149853450
Reddit: The Movie
>muh gun play
cringe

not liking. tattoos: is reddit.

late night wank looms

real nailbiter this

must be crazy to be an east coast fan watching WA games
shit is going to finish at almost 11pm

Let's get this bad boy to 700

>>149853472
i haven't wanked in a couple hours, and I shan't ever wank again. I'm quitting for good

>>149853501
>not using a switch pro controller
fucking fake gamer

i sat through the entirety of iggs vs tiger as a neutral

>>149853415
reddit is full of the kinds of retards that get tattoos.

who wanking they dick off

>>149853531
I will in a few hours before I got to sleep.

only five matches left iggerbros

swans actually almost beat lions earlier this year and actually did beat the giants, so theoretically they could safely win 4 of their remaining games and make the 8

where is
>Saturday night, why are you here?
poster?

>>149853554
dead i bashed the fuck out of him at bell st maccas then buried the cunt in fawkner in some other cunts grave

>>149853554
we don't speak ill of the dead here

Do any of youse cunts plan the week's menu on Sunday?

>>149853562
why wouldn't you have buried him in the cemetery literally on Sydney road near the merri

>>149853576
yeah every day
>shitpost
>eat tendies
>drink monster zero

>>149853578
louking goud love

>>149853578
she could veer onto my dijk man, if you catch my drift

>>149853578
>no tattoos
pass

>>149853578
nooo don't unleash a fart at me ahaha

>>149853545
I'm starting to think they might not make finals at this rate.

>>149853578
Post more big, fat butts. Women butts only.

>>149853618
that's a fucking man baby

i hate that saints lost to iggs, we missed out on a winless season

>>149853632
never put your faith in st kilda (not even a real saint btw), they can't even lose properly

>>149853628
those two were my only material for tonight, got nothin else

>27 disposals @ 74%
>455m gained
>7 inside 50s
>4 score involvements
>2 goals
his name is HARLEY REID

>>149853647
he was great tonight

That massive SHIT i did before blew my arse out

too bad you can't have 22 harley reids running around

I did not watch the football tonight

>>149853682
Crisp me.

Richmond is now above North Melbourne on the ladder and they also have their 1st draft pick

>>149853692
Kek I saw that, god its great watching north finish in the bottom 2 ever year

Teams that have won one game in a season AFL era

Sydney 1993
Fitzroy 1996
GWS 2013

>>149853692
this is so sad i feel so sad for north melbourne

pic not related

Norf deserve it

iggos finna be the first team to lose 22 games

bless barry round

>>149853734
highly specific and beyond crisp post. reckon you could have never made this at any other time

watching chuppls latest

>>149853769
What one?

>>149853734
Based

>>149853787
six brasilians stacked on each other and each ripping big farts simultaneously

That's it for me for the year, lads. I'm only coming back to post AFLW Eagles stuff but as far as the mens side goes I'm scorched.

Catch everyone come finals time

>>149853831
stay true mate you'll find it
i believe in you

>>149853831
thanks for tonight's kino rec

>>149853846
SOON

>>149853846
see you tomorrow mate

>>149853831
I know that one

my igg a SHIT

>>149853647
champion data have him as worst on ground

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

FIENDING to cum

>corws are good
>crows fans: silence and/or humble acceptance
>port are shit
>port fans: *autistic screeching*
starting to understand this rivalry as an outsider

>>149853910
I am gazing into the abyss, and the abyss is gazing back

>>149853910
Imagine the smell.

>>149853910
nicely stacked 6 pack of brazilian women, this pleases my OCD