>>149847522

dan nigger

I'd feel so uncomfortable in a bath with a bunch of guys in tracksuits around me. I'd probably force them to get naked, too, so it's not just me. No homo.

>>149851146
What?

>>149851142
>this is why I only date big white cocks - because you little brwn bois and blk bois are like this

Why is she so sassy? And why is her politics so anti-white when her womb is so pro-white?

apple desktop from the late 90s hitting you in the head

>>149851154
She is a sultry little minx innet?

>>149851118 (OP)
All muscle no skill. Paul gonna fuck this up again.

Where tf is my Erin Blanchfield is engaged post

>>149850944
Takin code medicine b? Dont' take it on fight night. Dayquil and Mucinex's cough suppressannts can prevent ya from cummin and creampiein.

OOOOOOH ERIN BLANCHFIELD IS WEARING A RING SHADES OF STAMP FAIRTEX OOOOOOOH
https://youtu.be/215W-29Gt7s

>>149851118 (OP)
why is jon in the tub with paulo

>>149851205
Finally a passable joke out of your spice addled brain go for a funny one next time

Joe Anderson Burrito vs Manson McGillicudy is set for UFC FN Georgia

https://youtu.be/e45v3P1uTlc?si=WgO14k1ssUpse87u

>>149851216
AOC more like AGP

The funniest shit from the embeddeds is watching Paulo train for kicks that he will never use.

>>149851216
gooby

Uncle said, "Nigga, you must be sick
All you talk about is just gettin' rich"
Choke my neck, nigga, and ice my bitch
Beat the system with chains and whips
You run from the spirit of repossession
Too much enamel covers your necklace
I buy bitches, you buy ’em sections
You buy watches, I buy collections
Misery's fuelin' your regression
Jealousy’s turned into obsession
Reality TV is mud wrestlin'
Some signed checks, I know better than
Beware of my name, that there is delicate
You know I know where you're delicate
Crush you to pieces, I'll hum a breath of it
I will close your Heaven for the hell of it
You'd think it'd be valor amongst veterans
I'm watchin' your fame escape relevance
We all in the room, but here’s the elephant
You chasin’ a feature out of your element
And those lab diamonds under inspection
The question marks block your blessings
There's no tombstones in the desert
I know by now you get the message
Uncle said, "Nigga, you must be sick
All you talk about is just gettin' rich"
Choke my neck, nigga, and ice my bitch
Beat the system with chains and whips

>>149851243
Costa kicks a fuck ton what're you talking about

>>149851243
He does, thoughbeit.

>>149851322
yeah im thinkin a yall musta forgot moment from paulo little eraser costa

>>149851322
Whitaker saved by the bell.
Borrachinha will destroy K*pylov.

MMA guys just fucking love useless spin kicks that they can't follow up on that never get used in kick boxing or muay thai for that exact reason

Dan Igge R

>Paulo Costa doesn't kick

>>149851354
Shitboxing bums are shit strikers. Spinning kicks are good if your opponent is against the cage

We won't get caught slippin'

I cant stop looking at Nina Drama's big ol huge tits, I can't stop!

*switches stances for no reason*
*misses spinning kick that I threw for no reason*
*drops hands to chest level in the pocket*
*throws a naked low kick and gets countered on one leg*

https://ufcantidoping.com/tests
Test database was updated yesterday.

Conor McGregor has still not provided a sample this year.

Apron is a bit tight..

I've been looking at Nina Drama's tits for 2 hours, I sent her books to my partner ryan.

Nina Drama is 38 years old

>>149851396
There's literally nothing stopping you from looking like her.

>>149851375
>Spinning kicks are good if your opponent is against the cage
If the opponent is a fucking dumbass and can't tell what you're about to do when you start massively loading up or simply too old to effectively move out of the way sure

>>149851400
UFC White House is in 12 months from now, you just need to be in the pool for 6 months

>>149851411
Factually untrue.

I couldn't fathom watching any piece of nina drama content.

>>149851416
You don't have to be in the pool for 6 months, it can be waived. Point is he said he's back in the pool but hasn't tested yet.

Islam lost against featherweight Volk don't you ever forget that

>>149851520
Bro lost R5 bc he got tired and youre the only clown that still thinks he lost the fight

>>149851408
Franco-italians just don't crack

>>149851532
Damage based scoring.

Paulo Costa:
>"Aahhm, well becawse, you see uhh...why you av no wife?"

Literally how do you respond to something like that without sounding mad?

>>149851632
TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSS!

>>149851520
You have to be really retarded to score that fight to Volk, genuinely. 3-2 Islam is being generous to Volk already.

Volkanovski won under the superior judging and scoring criteria of ONE Championship.

I feel bad for Max now. Dustin looks juiced up for his last fight.

Gooby cock has allowed Dustin to roid and no one cares

/heem/ would you smoke the Bob Sapp weed?

>>149851411
XY chromosomes
Different bone structure
Wider shoulders
Stronger jawline
Bigger hands
Adam's apple
Being taller than her
Narrower hips

he wonned

Max Holloway vs. Dustin Poirier
Paulo Costa vs. Roman Kopylov
Kevin Holland vs. Daniel Rodriguez
Dan Ige vs. Patricio Pitbull
Michael Johnson vs. Daniel Zellhuber

>Arman offered Topiglet a million bucks to oink on it

>>149851960
MAP Hollowgay
Paulo
Netherlands
Danny Gay
Zellhuber

>>149851899
>cbd
Might as well set your money on fire b

>baddest motherfucker title
>gooby kicked both of their asses
Gooby!

>>149851960
Poirier
Kopylov
Holland
Ige
Zellhuber

>>149851960
poirier
kopylov
holland
ige
johnson

>>149852017
This but Gaethje

Just drank Paulo Costa's secret juice

>>149852033
I'm still in the universe where Max knocked him out

Now, I'm the scourge of the heemers
Oh, the gay spam VIP
I've reached the top and had to stop
And that's what botherin' me
I wanna be a White, White man
And stroll right into town
And be just like the other men
I'm tired of monkeyin' around!

Oh, oobee doo
I wanna be like you
I wanna walk like you
Talk like you, too
You'll see it's true
A pak like me
Can learn to be IC1 too

>>149851960
Max Holloway
Roman Kopylov
Kevin Holland
Patricio Pitbull
Daniel Zellhuber

>>149851318
what a fag

>>149852017
>gooby kicked both of their asses

>>149851960
Max
Borrachinha
Kevin
Pitbull
Zellhuber

>>149851960
Dustin Poirier
Roman Kopylov
Kevin Holland
Dan Igge R
Daniel Zellhuber

Mercury is retrograde in Leo. I wonder what this means for Max.

>>149852113
This is AI

>people picking Kopylov

What's it like being absolute fucking dunderheads?

>>149852148
what's Poolo gonna do to him retard? He's a much worse striker, he can't heem, geeking at the press conference and raped from the weight cut. He's gonna get fucked up.

>>149852148
Idk ask Costa b

>>149851960
The Diamond
The eraser
The 45-70
The Ige
The Black

>>149851365
Also landed a bunch of head kicks flush. Judges just count Marv getting kicked on the head as 'blocked strikes'.

>>149852141
>toime fer a nap lad

>>149851365
Peak Costa with the weight advantage of a lifetime lost to Vettori

Jolie "Pregnant Pawg" Poirier

>>149852196
What a sleepy boi

>>149852148
How much money did you lose on Charles again?

what's /heem/

>>149851365
its like he was trying to break his shin against vettori.... kino fight, vettoris most exciting fight.

Got some high quality pawg milfs keyed for tonight brehs

>>149851960
Poirier
Costa
Holland
Ige
Zellhuber

>>149852288
Full I'm afraid

>>149852235
I picked Ilia all day, dunderhead.

DC is Mega Heavyweight

Bossman did my dirty woke up farting hard

Volk won under the Eye Test Criteria.

>>149852193
robbed and zogged a point by the zog for eyepokes

DANIEL CORMIER YOU FAT SUMOVABITCH

>>149851960
>Max
>Costa
>D-Rod
>PITBULL
>Zellhuber

>>149852341
>I'm afraid
As you should be...
>kneems you

Daniel Cormier is a BBW (Big Beautiful Wrestler).

Not posting my picks until I Schaub so I can pick with a clear mind.

>>149852422
must suck being on camera all the time you cant even hide your coke without being filmed.

>>149851960
Max Holloway
Roman Kopylov
Kevin Holland
Dan Ige
Michael Johnson

>>149852441
s'tawlf

I'm betting the house on Poirier retiring tonight no matter what happens

>>149852452
Who's the emaciated can

>>149852452
Who's the skirt?

Yeah that's right tards bet everything on Dustbin and fool the bookers while i get the biggest payday when Max the Blessed wins

Strickmeme did something stupid again and will probably continue doing stupid things until someone shoots him

I was in line for new lungs but Askren pushed in front of me and now I'm going to die. I told him he's a dick and he said "sure you are, but what am I?" then rollerskated out of the hospital with his wife and kids.

>>149852288
your worst nightmare, kid

>>149852470
The ghost of nevada

>>149851960
>dustbin
>costa
>d-rod
>da nige
>zellhuber

Paradise,las Vegas Metropolitan Area,T-Mobile Arena to be exact

>>149851960
Poirier
Costa
Netherlands
Ige
Zellhuber

>>149852503
Qrd?

didn't holland just fight last month? wtf is he doing??

>>149852636
he didnt take much damage from the luque fight, so why the fuck not

My nigga Kevin Netherlands

>>149852653
>so why the fuck not
Maybe cause he fought 3 times this year and this is his 4th? this is clearly not good for him when you factor training camp strains

I could not give a single fuck about this main event. Feel good retirement fights have no place in combat sports

Dustin shouldn't be allowed to retire until he comes up against a thick young prospect. Who wants to see him fight a guy he's already beaten twice?

>>149851960
poirier
kopylov
rodriguez
pitbull
zellhuber

>>149852690
You cared enough to seethe about it which tells me you'll be watching the card aswell, maybe try having some fighters for a change

>>149852685
maybe he figured out optimal training camp plan or something idk man maybe he just wanna fight

>>149852711
Just some advice buddy ignore him, he’s always impersonating me on here.

Australia has no champion (JDM is a wonk nose wop and Volkanovski is a balkanovski)

Mr White and me
Stumbling through the Barrio

>>149852699
That's who st.Penis was supposed to be but the diamond made quick work of him

>>149852748
It's spelled wog actually, australians don't consider wogs to be true aussies and thus experience racism.

>>149852748
Malaysia doesn't even have a fighter in the UFC

>>149852786
damn i need to be a better racist, thanks for the heads up
>>149852802
shut up, you

At least we had fighters in the UFC lmao!!!

>>149852851
Talmbout Makwan Amirkhani b?? peach of a finnish viking fer sure

Khamzat "Mr. Sweden" Chimaev

42 have tried, 23 have failed to solve Michael The Menace Johnson in a Mixed Martial Arts setting.

Haramzat and Till was cool as fuck. Kadyrov Zatdaddy is soulless

>>149852875
We had multiple, infact.

>>149852896
haramzat was never truly gone, didnt he dm'd costa's gf recently or something

29 have tried and only one solved the Khabib Nurmagomedov puzzle

Khabitch solved the daddy problem by killing his daddy.

Makwan solved the finnish pussy problem by pounding and creaming it as hard as possible

Real

>>149852397
feels so satisfying
I hated how santos would act like a deranged octopus everytime he felt pressured and how he felt so serious like he had a shot at winning or something

>Luke rockhold backs down a little
>yells ''fuck you''
>throws a left hook
>wobbles costurd
Chills.

That skirt from mma junkie is moroccan,nice

>>149853101
rockhold shouldve retired there, a real good fight to end his career on

I invented skirtposting
>>149853154
Proofs?

>>149853279
https://youtu.be/dKqWs-HqNzM?si=c9JECkg-2AFXuL-k
Half Palestinian

My nigga invented skirts

>>149853320
Finis inwention

The Jimi Mengtrix Experience

rockhold shouldve stayed a model, shit is way more lucrative than being a heemer on some shady fed

It's called being a real one b

gill'o'din? rear neck it choke? never heard of 'em but how about I submit y'all with a .45 ACP

>>149851960
hollo
paullo
holla
dan ige
zello

>>149853295
OF?

>>149851960
>Dustin Poirier
>Roman Kopylov
>Daniel Rodriguez
>Patricio Pitbull
>Daniel Zellhuber

>>149851142
SEXO.

People forget man cory sandnigger "killer" used to be a delta force sergeant in southern iraq in the cold summer of 99' he used to blitz through unarmed children like its nothing.i believe cory got what it takes to beat merab

>>149851960
Poirier
Kopylov
Holland
Ige
Zellhuber

>>149853420
its called being dumb, b

>>149853498
Often walk hand in hand bappa

>>149853462
>Sgt Gomez posting AI slop

Keep your friends close and enemies closer.

>>149853508
jej fair enough

>>149853515
noz it's real, I took that photo

>>149853462

someone pick Michael so we can balance out the universe

I'm still confused that people think Conor's 7 incher is big. if you want a real big white dick then hit me up, because that looks average to me. Let a Hungarian descendant aussie lad smash you.

he's 7'' long max mad and average thick. that's not fucking ''big''. I'll fuck you up, idiot.

>>149851960
Max
Costa
Netherlands
Ige
Johnson

Casuals think connor has a small dick

>>149853595
yeah you would know a thing or two about small dicks

Ilia

>>149853624
Bodied that freak

>RoadmanHeem (1)

>>149853571
Nobody cares about your microclitty
Conor mogs you hard
Also Hungarians are literal gypsies KEK

I despise most of you

So like...why did Conor post hog?

>>149853669
satisfying webm

>>149853533
>>149853462
Wmma fighter?

>>149851960
diamond
costa
holland
50k
zellhuber

RoadmanHeem (2)

>there's no lis-ACK SAVE ME DANA

>>149852685
he's a real one fer shur

>>149853727
tracey cortez

AOC is a mid tier latina, there's so much better shit on the west coast

UFC 320: Itachi vs Ace

AOC kicking me in the bawls

>>149853764
She broke ortega's heart, she is not nice

>>149853808
Imagine if Superbon did a stupid spin before throwing the body kick instead of knocking him out that would of looked so cool

Chills

>>149853571
Facetious post. No one has a penis that large

>>149853571
>a Hungarian descendant
you might make it to the UFC and even become a champion since you don't have inferior anglo rat dna in you, wogs are proven to make it

>>149853462
Fuck man fuken Schaubbing my ass off here and you posted this and it made my dick hard and my dick touched my Schaub and I screamed and now my roommate is threatening to kick down the bathroom door fuck you

>>149853859
Ace mid diffs

1488 HITLER DICTATOR

>>149853859
Ace has Rinnegan

1 bong until PFL Africa
I'm shaking right now

The solution for the lack of jewish fighters is for africans to breed jewish women

>>149853921
well i mean, the best white fighters are always from eastern europe or irish. usyk is white but he's not ''your'' white.

has there ever been a good and true tested western european fighter? seems to me that they're always eastern european. Tom Aspinall is Polish ethnically, same with Bisping. lmao. No german or british fighters??? just slavs????????? same way it goes in boxing like Usyk?? it's time to admit that slavs are the only good fighters, without them you whites are nothing.

>>149853981
Sad but true, i am afraid.

My fucking Goobtip has Schaub on it. How can I volunteer today after this? Fucking war Joe Pyfer man.....

fighters are the lowest of the low being good at fighting just means you're race was fuckin retarded
and clobbered each others brains for millennia kek all for some UFC belts and pocket change

>>149854005
another example. Volkanovski is a white boy, but going by american terms he's not white - because he's macedonian. a european place that americans dunno about.

i hope americans die in a nuclear holocaust right now

Another day where Jeetnada is coping for having no fighters

>>149854020
oh yeah, poofl today

I gotta stay high-igh-igh-igh, igh-igh, igh-igh, igh

>>149853981
>No german
Abus

>>149854032
Meds are shitskins, not white

>>149854036
A look of sheer terror I'm afraid.

>>149854057
THREEE SIIIX
MAAAAFIIIAAAAAAAAA

>>149853981
topuria is spanish, that's western European

>>149854032
balkanoids are slavs therefore not huwhite, get with the program

>>149854103
you're absolutely right. Fedor is asian btw, the GOAT is Asian. wypipo can't fight.

dont do it og

>>149854127
>the GOAT is Asian
das ryte

>>149851960
Max
Roman
Kevin
Pitbull
Zellhuber

>>149853981
tommy boy is inglish bruva, deal with it you abo wog cunt poofta

>>149854081
erm okay, what a spicy meme!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marvin_Vettori

>>149852148
Costa always disappoints. I want him to win so I know he'll lose.

>>149854141
Tom Aspinall is literally a Polish ethnically. What do you have to say about that?

he's not a britbong. therefor, he's not white anymore. LMAO

>>149854143
>born in Trent
Doesn't count, northern italy is basically germany, very small zone, the other 95% is all shitskins

>>149851960
Poirier by submission
Costa by decision
Holland by KO
Pitbull by decision
Zellhuber by decision

wait bisping is polish?

>>149854161
oh yeah? *heems you*

>>149852148
I was confident in Costa until seeing this post. Brits have the absolute worst MMA takes

>>149854169
KEK WHAT THE FUCK? italians aren't italians? the american flag says so so it must be true, aye he eats dried cheese on cardboard from noo yawk he really knows everything about italy ay whoa
>>149854175
yes. google it. there has never once been a successful german or anglo fightewr

dustin poirer is a cajun. a fuckin frenchman. lmao. when you reaslise this the funnier it gets.

>>149854208
I am afraid you don't even know European history :)

almost all of you are repugnant

>>149851960
Max Holloway
Paulo Costa
Kevin Holland
Patricio Pitbull
Daniel Zellhuber
Dustin looked stiff vs BSD, he will fall.

>>149854223
zamn, I'm literally hungarian ethnically. does that mean i run trento? kinda based

i only like finland mexico sweden and sometimes chile, i detest the rest of you, revolting.

>>149854229
https://youtu.be/4CmekbXWE6g?si=dAUnwulkiAP3tAOS

>>149854263
what about america

>>149854255
You guys are asian mongols

"I've got to get myself a divorce!"
- Daniel "D.C" Cormier

>>149854263
have sex, bitch ass nigga

>>149854229
>stays and lurks the general

>>149854320

>>149854286
nope. all dna testing has shown that magyar people, despite being ethnically unique, are a mix of german and bulgarian types. they're also one of the more ancient indo european races - so calling them a mix of anything is wrong, rather, people may have came from them.

feel free to look it up faggot shitskin

>>149854332
das not you thougheverbeit

>>149854352

>>149854338
zero hungarian mongol fighters

We cannot follow them

>>149854388
get the fuck over yourself m8

/heem/ - anthropology and haplogroup studies

>>149854374
probably becuse hungarian mongol doesn't exist as a race?

>>149854388
impersonator.

Heem is afraid to delve into phrenology

repulsive racebaiting shitskins, the lot of you
kill yourselves

word life
basic heemonomics

Dinner is served, woke nose with a side of mushrooms

What’s the main guy? John Cena. He’s 40 years of age walking around in a luminous orange t-shirt and a headband talking about nobody can see him. We can see him right there he’s a big, fat failed Olympian motherfucker

>the secret ingredient? It's gotta be fresh. You gotta crook the nose just right, get that perfect bend. It opens the senses, disrupts the balance.

i have to clock-in soon, will you boys let me know how the fights went when i get back?

Hap

>>149854468
nope

>>149854468
Fuck no!

>>149854468
>works saturdays
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHhahahhahahahahahahahahHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>>149854468
nigga its saturday wtf you're doing working on a saturday

>>149854483
>>149854489
>>149854490
>>149854503

>>149854486
Volk doesn't care about the belt, all he wants is to wonk the churka's nose, all his jabs are directed towards one target and one target only, barely any low kicks, only jabs and hooks towards the nasal cartilage

>It's wonked, it's marinated, it speaks for itself.

I love when whites post some jacked huge dude pretending that represents them at all when in actuality they are physical wrecks and genetic dead ends

>>149854619
i agree with the jacked taivonese boi, waddup

>>149854607
Japs get it, soccer kicks are the one reason i keep watching Rizin

>>149854460
not white, neither was stipe because he was eastern european also. same thing with boxing. lomachenko and usyk aren't white.

whites can't fight. look at his last name. it's not smith or the like - ergo, he's not white.

>>149854646
Volk doesn't care about the ethnicity of the noses he wonks. he cares about the bend his jabs produce per wonk

why aren't you guys discussing PFL Africa?

>>149851960
>Dustin Glenn "The Diamond" Poirier
>Roman Yuryevich Kopylov
>Kevin Alan "Trailblazer" Holland
>Patrício Andre "Pitbull" de Sousa Freire
>Daniel Olvera "Golden Boy"
Zellhuber

>>149854619
yeah. blachowicz? not white. white means anglo or germanix only, and they have very poor representation in combat,

but do do you, sanjay. No one likes you, you shit smelling cunt. Don't think I'm on your side just because I'm calling out my so called brothers. Heeming brownoids like you should become a sport.

>>149854642
He kicked him in the chest. That’s perfectly legal in MMA

it's over

>>149851960
Pitbull is going to heem 80% of picks with a BRUTAL 29-28, 29-28, 27-30 split decision victory

Bbbbbbbeast of a card (live now btw)

bo nigger

>>149854769
stream?

>>149854769
>van steenis
if he turns out to be a can imma call him van speenis

zellheemer

Pitbull is the bellator bum that Mario bautista exposed

UFC is so boring, why don't you watch tennis instead?

>>149854788
freestreams has it

>>149854819
I got him confused with the other lanklet banger at 170 who fought the other week

>>149854850
tennis doesnt have blood in it, i want the athletes to #justbleed

>>149854850
is this supposed to increase my penis

>>149854769
>first event in africa
>no africans on the main card
PFL's genius knows no bounds

knock wonk noses out cold

>>149853705
so uncle chael could see

>>149852148
I like Costa but he's done
I think it was Wanderlei or one of those CTE-addled Brazillian dudes who said ages ago that Costa staying at his small family gym instead of going to one of the big Brazillian gyms was sweet but also dumb of him to do, he has no good training partners there and his development would be stunted, and it does seem like he never really improved

>>149854866
appreciate it anon.

>>149854887
you're gay if it didn't

it will end in confrontation

Diamonds don't shine, the Eagle can't fly and the Blessed isn't the best
But the Notorious earns his name every day

>>149854861
I’m 33 years old, 188cm and 97kg and I’ve never been in a fight. Cannot imagine what it would take for me to try and knock someone out

the fighting nerds hype died by the hands of the cuck

>>149854972
she’s got that greta fetal alcohol look

>>149854850
I stopped watching tennis when that Sinner fella got away with using drugs and ended up winning tournies

>>149854981
no time like the present buddy

>>149854984
Ian Garry Machado is really cool

>>149855000
It’s literally in the name lol what did you expect

>coin i git soime hawt sauce doostin-ACK

>>149855005
Idk man I just never get mad enough to want to hurt someone or get arrested. The downsides of being over 100 IQ I guess

>>149854984
He was unconscious on the mat and Prates was too gassed to hit him once more and finish it

>>149855039
you sound like a fucking faggot, this earth is enraging and transgressors deserve the sword

>>149854999
you might be homosexual

>>149855071
Lived my whole life in a nice, wealthy area. Bongistan must be a different story lol

I usually don't post in these threads but Im taking a look at the card tonight and I gotta ask. What the fuck is this garbage? Is this what UFC is about now? A bunch of nameless fucks and a meaninglesss main event with two old washed has-beens?

>>149855086
lmao this doo has never lived abroad

>>149855073
looks like one of them freaks from the grinch

>>149855089
filthy cazzie detected

>>149855089
back to your dead general, tranny

>>149855103
Sorry bud we have everything in America. There’s no reason to downgrade lol

>>149855116
Cazzies just don't get this, this is literally chess

>>149851960
Hollowanker
Paulo
Kekvin 'The Journeyman' Holland
Patricio Estrella
Ribovics's rape victim

>>149855125
ignorance is cowardice

the usyk fight today should be a decent scrap tho

>>149855110
>>149855116
No idea what any of this shit means, God i hate nu-4chan culture. You zoomers will never be funny

HEEEEMMMMMM

>>149855116
Remember when Usman said he wanted to fight Canelo?

>>149855105
that's not true

*360 middle spin kicks u*

>>149854976
the blessed expressed isnt really 'blessed' either if you catch my drift

>PFL Africa claims the winner will be th King of Africa
There is only one King of Africa

That bably fight was kino

fuck you all btw

>>149855264
hope they're kidding. the king of africa has already been crowned.

>>149851960
Max
Kopylov
Holland
Ige
Zellhuber

Bedtime MMA said that Usman is the all time nightmare matchup for Dricus. Thoughts?

>>149855264
does that make Niel Du Plessis the Prince of Africa?

>>149855412
Bedtime MMA should be put to sleep with that shitty of a take

Ian Garry is top 30 all time right now

>>149851202
Her husband

>>149855412
This was hilarious because you can tell he's reaching and can't think of an actual bad match up for Dricus at 185, so picked Usman with a grand total of one fight at the weight class

>>149855649
can nina like stop being a whore

Dustin has an actual theme song with paid the cost to be the boss, but all the edits you see of him just use that Rihanna song

>>149855771
>Stop doing the thing that's the only reason you have a comfortable career
None of us would act differently if we were in her shoes

>>149855032
Don't do it OG

>>149855567
Who is this fine young man?

>>149855412
hes a cuck with bds

>>149855822
I WAS BOXIN THE BLEEDIN HEAD OFF HIM

>>149855882
YER WOIFE IS IN ME DMS LIFTING WEIGHTS

>>149854769
Ditcheva vs Inaba is the only thing worth watching, Inaba seems cute and Ditcheva is cute and a killer, just waiting until she gets into the UFC

>>149855984
fffffffaaaaaaaaagggggggoooooottttttttt

>>149855073
She looks cute with the image minimized

>>149856005
turn on your monitor

>>149854765
Nah I think MJ is the one to brutally heem all picks on the first fight

We've got spirit yes we do, we've got spirit how bout you? What what what what what, what?

>>149851960
Poirier
Kopylov
Holland
Ige
Zellhuber

>>149851960

i had the niggas shank ola for a pie

>Bro is that Kevin Holland bruuhhh this card is hella stacked fr fr

The liver Chad punked Joe kwab

>>149851960
Holloway
Kopylov
Holland
Ige
Zellhuber

Sigma Rizz Kevin Holland Skibidi Toilet W

MMA IS ABOUT TO CHANGE

JOE PYFER VS ABUS MAGOMEDOV

Kevin from the Netherlands

>>149851960
Max Holloway
Roman Kopylov
Kevin Holland
Dan Ige
Daniel Zellhuber

>Look at that sexy Latina, look at that big ol juicy booty

>>149856201
My jaw is quivering

Afraid not pal

>>149851960
holloway
costa
d-rod
ige
zellhuber

>>149851960
Dam this card is actually a banger Dana just doesn't fucking miss

>>149854901
Hasn't he been training with Cejudo's old coach?

Joe Pyfer hits harder than a bus

>>149856213
fighting is like the stock market

>>149856232
My quiver is jawing

i'm a CTE denier, only glass chin/pencil nick fighters that facetank with genetic predisposition and psychiatric med usage + long post-prime losing streaks get it. its a jewish propaganda op.

>>149856249
Do you feel you have the highest stock right now?

My BWC outta here on a search and impregnation mission.
Getting all them asian pussies pregnant with potent vril nordic sperm baka.

What happens if we start chanting We Want Baroni

Nightmare bros.... D-Rod just barley missed our boy

>>149856271
Guys just start quitting earlier after they've had their face cracked open a couple times

>vibe picks

What the fuck does this even mean exactly?

>>149856272
UUGHH

>>149856355
The guy with the highest cock right now in the ufc...is Conor Mcgregor

>>149856095
I would die for this woman

Don't know, it fluctuates so...so fast

It fluctuates?
>Its like I said, it fluctuates.

Dee don't come in ye?

>"This guy's dangerous, I have to be careful."
- Alex Pereira on assessing Sean Strickland before their fight

Xadame's autogynephilia is like a stockmarket. It has ups and it has its downs. It fluctuates.

Meng what should I buy as snacks for the fight?

>>149856423

i will be watching that crap later

Still can’t stop thinking of Conor’s hawg bros

>>149851960
Holloway
Kopylov
Holland
Ige
Zellhuber

>>149856201
Chills, fight of the year contender right there
You got philly in one hand and dusseldorf in the other

>>149856423
Vinegar chips

Im not impressed with your performance.

>>149856447
I'm not finished yet

>>149856428
For me it's whiskey and cocaine but as the great Aristotle once said too each their own

If Abus has a million fans, I am one of them. If Abus has a hundred fans, I am one of them. If Abus has one fan, that is me. If Abus has no fans, I am dead. If the world is against Abus, I am against the world

I forsee for my future 1, 2, 3, 10 drinks tonight

>>149856447
Fucking your BBW Mother is like doing cardio tho and I hate cardio.

Facial Abus

Will years of jacking off and cumming in less than 4 minutes serve me ill when I finally make it with a woman and she expects a longer rendezvous?

>>149856479
kek

How many German frauleins do you think have been left soaked and trembling by Duladaddy's Big Chechen Cock?

You know you show your real true colors after a fight...

Consider this:
If a fighter struggles to fight for a single round, he most likely also struggles to make love for more than 5 minutes.

Derrick Lewis and most other HWs absolutely BTFO.

>>149856501
That pillow fisted faggot canelo could learn a thing or two from Belal

>>149856501
This result stunned me. Belal has been looking dominant and he got absolutely gadoomped by a guy who struggled against I don't know.

/box/ is having their danermania today and look at how stacked the undercard is

>>149856501
Islam goes out cold from this sequence btw

Max is a guy, and hes going to hell for trying to ruin my retirement party.

>>149856095
I'm super disappointed in you for picking Kopylov

>>149853731
I am really thrilled you picked Borrachinha.

>>149856501
Belal should have done this

>>149856543
wdym

>>149856559
Belal should be cut

Belel should be cut

benelo got hands like canoli

Many are saying this

I bent over Jolie's back

>>149856587
I accepted Petr Yan's public challenge to fight over courting his beautiful wife and he beat the piss out of me.

>>149856566
Imagine how many Ethiopian BBCs she is taking rn

please AOC, stop laughing

Was there any follow up on that time Aljo went to Poland to ground and pound Polish women?

I also had the piss beaten out of me by Petr Yan, unrelated circumstances

Hang on has anybody here NOT has the piss beaten out of them by Petr Yan?

>>149856512
*tap tap* why is this off

>>149856618
Goobs looks black here

>>149856611
Made a mistake and ended up in tel aviv where he creampied some ashkenazi pussy, produced pic rel

>>149856637
ITS OVER, NO OVAH ITS OVAH!! You verbally tapped!!

>>149856643
He looked black when he was locked up in the cock closet tbf

>>149856618
conor moments after creampieing dana

Imagine Connor creampieing Dana

>>149856673
very true I'm afraid

>>149856652
I've been goddarded I declare in despair

What am I fucking retarded or something?

>>149856648
God I wish I was Aljo...

>>149856637
Heem tappy!

>>149856706

Heemsters I'm in a pickle

>>149856729
It's pickle Finn!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PO_PhMdXivw

WE'RE LIVE!

>>149856551
Costa ain't got that dawg in him no more, bruv.
And if I'm wrong, I will be happy for Costa.

>>149856737
No but really

>>149855649
May I say: What a stupid little video

Real ones don't go near Nina Drama. You'll never see Ilia doing that cringe shit

Her minge has to smell a bit bad

>>149851960
Holloway
Kopylov
Rodriguez
Ige
Johnson

id fly out the aura boat farmer for 1500 baht to walk me out if I was max

Zero hype for this card.

>>149856853
Gooby's impressive cock completely derailed it

>>149856853
Literally zero fights of consequence

>>149856746
No

poirier will heem, costa will heem, allen will heem, holland was paid to dive yet again

>>149856853
If there's one thing I can't stand, it's Americans fighting Americans.

>>149856864
Is Chael right about his cock being crooked?

when the jon jones/thai ladyboy tape drops chael will have an aneurysm

>>149856912
You tell me

>>149851960
>Max Holloway
>Roman Kopylov
>Kevin Holland
>Dan Ige
>Daniel Zellhuber

>>149856912
It was crooked in one pic, in the other it was like a cattle prod

>>149856925
I only saw censored pics with the cock blocked out.

>If there's one thing I can't stand, it's Americans fighting Americans.

>>149856932
So you don't know

>>149856934
Your cousins are coming home. The free ride is over.

Being Mexican must be a trip man

ARE YOU READY KIDS?
THE SHRIMP IS COMING

>>149856946
That's why I'm asking if Chael is right, seeing as he took a good, hard, long look at it.

Why do Fingolians have such a hard time understanding things?

>>149856960
Why don't you tell us?

>>149851960
Poirier
Costa
Rodriguez
Ige
Zellhuber

i haven't seen conor's meng

yo my niggas does anyone here know any current methods to easily make money online? like with AI too? gonna try this method of listing products on ebay that i source cheaper on amazon and using a script to make it do all the work for me. Roman Kopylov wins by knockout btw.

>>149857005
Mrs Schaub, God damn

>>149857023
Selling pictures of your pvz

>>149856979
Because you're a race of subhuman mongrels with fetal alcohol syndrome.

>>149857039
I think you know

>>149856951
feels normal

>>149856853
Picking the more handsome fighter from bottom to top:
Caliari
McVey
Brzeski
Crute
Dulatov
Kind of a tough pick, probably Valentin
Veretennikov
Vettori
Phillips
Zellhuber
Ige
Holland
Kopylov
Holloway

>>149856853
most of those have potential to be good

>>149856853
every single main card fight is a banger.

>>149857023
You could auction your body to cannibals

>>149857023
what a ridiculous stoppage with 1 second left on the clock. ref being influenced by a walk off.

>>149857094
I don't want to do that

>>149857101
Pussy

>>149857100
nigga was done, he couldn't stand up after that he was all wobbly

>>149857015

>the smoothie center
that's not going to sound that cool when buffer says it

Meh mines still bigger and thicker

>>149857139
Gooby!

Conor posted his meng and suddenly fighters can't find a camera

Excited about Erin Blanchfield

>>149857148
how do you fix Volk's personality?

He's such an amazing fighter but comes off so stifled and afraid to express himself...

Why does Ari hate Tony so bad

someone ai generate paulo costa's meng

Robin Black got caught masturbating in an In n' Out bathroom again.

just took a nasty liquor schaub

>>149857212
It all started when the Vettoris sacked Arirusalem

>>149851118 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5_ed3eiW04

Dudes drinking liquor larping as a old man living in the woods

>>149856853
im watching the pacquiao fight out of respect

I've really dug myself a hole here heemsters

>>149851960
Max Cunnyway
Paul O'Costa
Daniel
Dan
Daniel

>>149851960
saturday july 19 we gonna see brother
copy love
Kevin "hunnies" Holland
dan chige ige
zellhuber

>>149857351
>>149857351
>>149857351

>>149851960
Peahead
Kopylov
Holland
Ige
Zellhuber

we

>>149857199
Inevitable result of growing up as a manlet