Thread 149853112

Circus football in Stockholm to start the 2025/26 pre-season

KO: 2pm (45 minutes)
Find a stream of MUTV or LUTV to watch it with suitably bias and delusional commentators

Man Utd: Bayindir; Mazraoui, De Ligt, Shaw; Amad, Casemiro, Collyer, Leon; Fernandes, Cunha; Obi.
>Substitutes: Heaton, Mee, Dalot, Dorgu, Fredricson, Heaven, Kukonki, Maguire, Munro, Yoro, Fletcher, Kone, Mainoo, Mount, Ugarte, Hojlund, Mantato, Williams.

Leeds: Darlow; Byram, Bijol, Rodon, Bogle; Ampadu, Gruev, Tanaka; Harrison, Gnonto; Nmecha
>Substitutes: Meslier, Cairns, Mahady, Gudmundsson, Struijk, James, Longstaff, Piroe, Ramazani, Bornauw, Chambers, Gray, Chadwick, Crew.

/mug/bros we are BACK

Decent lineup from United

>>149853112 (OP)
solid formatting to start the season
you love to see it

>>149853141
>so it's going to happen again

>>149853112 (OP)
>Diego Leon and Cunha start
kino

Leeds Leeds Leeds

How many for big Zirk today?

Anyone got a stream link?

Dont wanna pay for MUTV.

>>149853141
Man U being shit is by far the most interesting thing about the prem at the moment. Can't wait to see if they're still so inexplicably bad this season

>>149853337
https://www.vipboxtv.sk/football/1/stream-manchester-united-vs-leeds-united-live

>>149853351
watching a friendly to get your fix seems a bit extreme tbqhwy

>>149853376
I'm a bit worried they made some decent signings, and they've got players coming back from injury. Hopefully this will be undone by their manager constantly playing the same system.

Imagine if they were good again

>>149853365
Link is trying to give my PC aids

Eyes on Harry Gray

Here for the //mug/g/

>>149853425
>Imagine if they were good again
that's my worry, i don't want the planet to lose 20% of the population

>>149853434
sto using cucked browsers with no adblockers then retard
https://livetv.sx/enx/eventinfo/290922780_manchester_utd_leeds_utd/

>>149853434
Maybe this then

https://freestreams-live.fi/mutv2/

OBI OBI OBI OBI OBI
So far:
>Cunha cam
>Cunha interview
>Some guys talking
>Cunha cam again

>>149853188
I love the “Find a stream of MUTV or LUTV to watch it with suitably biased and delusional commentators” bit — it’s such a perfect touch. Captures the exact kind of hopeless optimism and tribal brainrot that makes these threads so enjoyable. It sets the tone before the match has even started.

MOT lads
down with Scum

Anybody got a Leeds stream?

>>149853486
Not that anon but thanks for the links, always good to have options

Leon is a UNIT

>>149853567
Yeah that freestreams link is used by the tennis general, but seems to have some pretty reliable streams for other sports too

Wish me luck, /mug/bros.

>zirzee just said sexy
lol

Big injury incoming

All Leeds aren't we lads

imagine paying for this content

>>149853667
I hate both teams

New away kit is great, the yellow and blue Strongbow kits were always my favourite

i missed you so much bros

let's get first /mug/ of the season lads

JOTA'S IN A BOX!

>>149853667
there are only three kind of people here:
>Manchester United supporters
>Leeds supporters
>/MUG/ supporters

rip diogo and andre

>moment of silence for Jota
They're gonna be doing this til Christmas aren't they

>>149853753
old news

>a fucking strawberry

stream pls

>leeds vs united
>united in white
GAY

>>149853820
are u serious nigga
80% of this thread is links

>>149853820
https://freestreams-live.fi/mutv2/

>>149853797
They should do a moment of silence for Jota then kneel for the blacks

close
>that left side ffs

>goldbridge referencing cannon fodder
holy

>>149853838
>hitler was born in /mug/
Sounds about right

>>149853745
it's a shame your home kits (and club) are now permanently ruined by having the big full colour red bull logo on them

Man Utd being shit is a good thing for their actual fans. They can do a Sneeds and go to League 1 then can meme their way back up to the top. Real emotional rollercoaster stuff

>>149853943
Yeah, that's the big turn off unfortunately. At least the bull is yellow on the Away kit and doesn't clash too much.

>>149853943
You would have thought Leeds fans would have been in uproar about having a red and yellow sponsor.

This is rubbish

two months away and amad already forgot how to play soccer

These shitters will finish 17th and 18th. Leeds are the better side so far but they don’t have referee and FA assistance for the season

>>149853959
>>149853962
it's a pretty cool sponsor when the colour matches. perfectly symmetrical image of two bulls clashing heads is as good as it gets it's just so soulless when any company refuses to change the logo colour eg. chevrolet with united and with red bull it's doubly so because of the context. really such a shame that it's happened to one of the few clubs with a bit of its soul left

>>149853989
well it is deluded redshite versus deluded whiteshite, did you expect anything else

no Dan James? No thank you

Wow Man U is still shit. I am shocked.

>>149853997
>really such a shame that it's happened to one of the few clubs with a bit of its soul left

>bend over for red bull
>"soul"

Just be thankful they aren't allowed to rename the team to Red Bull Leeds.

lang baal is still here

>>149853998
Events like this are the heart and soul of football lad. If you don't like this, you don't like footy, simple as

manure are league 1 tier

>>149854013
If that ever happened I think the fans would just drag management out into the streets, French Revolution style.

what even is Amorim coaching honestly

What happened to amorim ball?

>>149854013
clearly the implication was not that the red bull stuff was not a continuation of that soul you stupid argentinian

Uh oh

>>149854054
Where did I suggest it was you daft cunt.

>>149854013
Austrian energy drinks and American billionaires>>>>>>>all the other alternative ownership options for current PL clubs. This is far better than the cocaine and midget sex fuelled shit under previous ownership

Oh look, it's Will Ferrell

Fuck you will Ferrell you liberal cunt

>>149854013
>>149854054
alright you've turned out not to be argentinian on second glance but you might as well be

>>149854061
when you greentexted me implying that a team with any soul wouldn't bend over for red bull as if i wasn't literally saying they're losing that soul as well. seriously fuck off back to argentina

Will Feral looks like Ron Perlman and I always get them confused

>>149854085
>randomly thinking I'm argentinian

My point was Lelds lost their soul the second they decided being pegged by Red Bull was the right thing to do.

/mug/chads are we winning?

When will Will Feral buy Leeds and make his own Wrexham style mockumentary?

>>149854101
and that wasn't essentially my point too? i'll let you off as it's your second language but please

Some proper dodgy crosses here lads, scum are gonna slip one past us at this rate

>>149854119
No, your point was that Red Bull refusing to change their sponsor colour was somehow more defining of "soulless" than being bought out by fucking Red Bull.

>caring about preseason
you lot really rile me up

cunha is a foulbait merchant

anyone watching the boxing later?

fuck it sub in mbeumo now

>>149854149
Why does Amad always look so dirty?

>>149854132
right well you are absolutely fucking retarded then because my point there in that post was purely about aesthetics as were the two i replied to and never did i mention once the actual takeover

>>149854147
Yeah I reckon there will be people watching it mate.

has cunha done anything since the start of the game?

>>149854168
he flops really well

>>149854168
Made to look a bit amateurish by the Sneeds Jap

>>149854158
N

>>149854164
>muh aesthetics
They're completely interlinked you dumb cunt.

Heard Red Bull bought your dad's soul

>>149854181
no idea what you mean with this post, shan't reply again

>>149854149
Pretty shocked they've still got Casemiro

>>149854013
Fun fact, RB doesn't actually stand for Red Bull

what we drinking today

>>149854202
Red Bull

>>149854202
Nice cold water for me la, going on pissup later

>>149854202
Spanish tempranillo

sorry /mug/virgins but cunha is here to save us this season

>>149854197
Racist Bastards Leeds?

Anyone else hear a jeet yelling?
>MONEY MASE MONEY MASE

>>149854233
Yes, yes that is EXACTLY what it stands for....Idiot.

Raped Bum Leeds

how is that not a foul lmao

>>149854233
We are quite based, aye

Pretty comfy so far

Cunha and Amad looking very good. Obi-Martin still very rough. Man United should be 1-0 ahead.

>>149854257
Keep seething you silly twat.

>>149854136
That was Martial's role whenever he is fit enough to play years ago. A really crucial role to feed Penandes' goal tally.

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POWER GAP
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Half time!

TRASHFRAUD TO BARCA CONFIRMED

Haven't showered all week. Smell like shit.

>>149854471
Have not cleaned my cave for three months. Its a whole new bio environment

When are Gyokeres and Mbeumo coming on?

>>149854471
>Standard Man U fan

>>149854424
Chunners wears nylons you dumb TWAT

yoro was worth every penny

>>149853112 (OP)
Does anyone know if the West Brom v Blackpool friendly is being streamed somewhere?

>>149854687
Check vipbox

is ugarte always this shit at passing

can't believe that these faguettes are ruining my parlay

HEATON GOD

>holjund
kek

>>149854711
your fault for betting on a preseason match mongboy

It's in the net, it counts

>>149854783
justt said over 2.5 goals, literally a friendly in their own stadium with people in attendance

Fuarking hell Leeds, we can't be giving away chances like that

>I thought that was very clever from Ayden Heaven actual- oh wait nevermind lol
Commentators having to retreat instantly when they see replays is so funny.

>>149854880
he meant to hold Dan James' chest turns out he's much shorter than that

holy shit mount is playing????

>>149854908
Short kings keep winning

>>149854931
“Playing” is a bit of a stretch

why is he playing Hojlund if they want to sell him? every game gonna tank his price even further

Hojlund tries his hardest but just not good enough

>>149855008
World class belter incoming, any minute now

Now that Rashford is gone, is Gyokeres a possibility for manure?

>trashford to barcelona
nothing personnel, barca

pre seasons are overrated in modern football. the fact that these retards started training like two weeks ago and their first official game is a month from now shows clearly how dumb they are. You need three weeks tops to put everyone on elite conditioning

Cam on young arry

>>149855057
>You need three weeks tops to put everyone on elite conditioning

actually criminal heaton has been 3rd choice in United for years, he should've been 2nd choice

what's Mainoo up to then

How hard is it to condition people who kick a ball their entire lives to... kick a ball? Should be ready at a moments notice, games gone soft.

>>149855057
I remember watching the 22/23 Arsenal pre-season, specifically the game against Chelsea and you could see how much they'd improved from the past seasons clear as day. They were much quicker and more direct.

This being the first game means they're still a bit slow but pre-seasons are by no means irrelevant.

How do you start fixing Yanited?

>>149855115
you do, watch what man city will do. nowadays these players keep active when they're on vacation anyway. Encourage them to keep active swimming, play padel, light strength work, volleyaball, etc. They come back with a decent level of vo2 max and you recondition them faster. They do these retardedly long preseasons from the 90s I don't know why

>>149855045
>on loan
Ngmi.

>>149855166
buy less hojlunds and more yoros

>>149855166
By fixing the matches

the better team, you ask? that would be Leeds United

>>149855192
Im going to trust the professionals

leeds are going down

>>149855163
boomer managers are stubborn and the millenials like us learned from them so we keep making the same mistakes. Teams have to play more games than ever before and the players need a proper offseason or else they bomb by december

>Unable to score against the mighty Lelds
/mug/ when?

>>149855222
He could have saved them...

Heard Leeds lads are going down on your missus down under

>>149855248
>Im going to trust the professionals

I hope you do

fletcher/carrick regen whennnnnn

Kek, is that someone from the crowd having a go at Hojlund or was it the training staff?

>>149855253
They might stay up. They’re not awful and the signings have been sensible. If they are smart again in the next window and can grind some results out they could be alright

In other news, Newcastle are currently losing 0-2 against Celtic

Meslier decides he can make saves again

Jesus what the fuck was that

>Lenny you got this!
>Lenny, corner of the month!
Lmao, some corner that was

>>149855327
Don't worry, he'll have completely forgotten again by September.

>>149855301
Leeds have really good starts and finishes to the season in terms of fixtures, so its possible to build some momentum then grind out the bigger games clustered mid-season and have a good chase at the end

wont be a problem being better than B*rnley or Sunderland then just need some shitter team like Wolves or Everton or West Ham to implode hard

another negative goal difference season confirmed

>>149855328
/mug/nificent football

shocking stuff man

>Hojlund
This man is cursed

>>149855323
Schmeichel assist to Kenny who was playing in the league of Ireland last season kek

>>149855284
These the only clubs that started preseason?

>>149855393
serious clanger from Pope on that one

>>149855393
Pre season always delivers some funny results
Vizekusen lost 5-1 against Flamengo yesterday kek

you're never gonna be an elite footballer if you have a name like Dorgu man

>>149855401
I'm specifically referring to man united here. If this happens and your players are exhausted and depressed by november with no hope in sight then your methods must adapt

>no /mug/

Fuck this

>>149855884
>/mug/ over a friendly
anon...you're reaching

>>149855288
How are you doing in Bermuda

>>149853112 (OP)
>the op imagine has ufc in the name so it shows up in the catalog
Damnit

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