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arteta out

Hear me out bros. What if >we, Arsenal, sold Kiwior, bought Urbanski, Franczak, a prospect Polish striker, developed them and relived the glory days of the Polish Dortmund trio? You guys member how comfy football was back then?

>yfw the hamstring injury has ruined his career

what does he do? you know who I'm talking about

@Teamnewsandtix
: “There was some issues with Cristhian Mosquera’s medical, which can NOT be discussed due to medical confidentiality. Everything should be fine, however, that’s why there has been a delay in the announcement — they just have to overcome this complication.”

when are our preseason games then

>>149854784
covering up that he's a rapist too (but still signing him anyway)

meanwhile

>>149855324
The pornstar look has been completed.

>>149855324
>novels about queer life in 80s Madrid

Mtf in ~2 years lmao

I thought gyokeres was here we go? Stop believing anything these clueless "sports journo" kikes say

>>149855324
The most unnatural defender to ever exist. If I was a winger and I knew Bellerin would be the one marking me, I wouldn't even stress about it.

>>149855846
>I thought gyokeres was here we go
Gyokeres was "here we go soon". Keyword being "soon". People counted their chickens too quickly again.

Nicholas Jackson...Here we go!

Also, why haven't we off-loaded Zinchenko yet?

>>149854784
Weren't there leaks of his interview and reveal already? It would be really weird for them to do all that if there was any complications with the contract.

>>149854784
Signed another permacrock didn't we?

WANGER AAAAAHHHTTTTTTTTTT

This season will be so good bros.

>>149856216
If Arteta doesn't win anything, then I'm fully onboard the out train.

>>149856247
Not possible, karma is a sweetheart and we already had plenty bad karma.

>Rashford to Barcelona
My oh my oh my

>>149856268
yeah, about harbouring that rapist for 3 years...

whats the % chance Eze transfer happens bros? If Gyo and Eze get over the line this might be the best transfer window in decades (ty andrea daddy)

>>149857009
Eze - 0%
Gyokeres - 95%

>>149857040
the internet seems pretty sure a deal is going to be tabled/release fee is going to be triggered. i was probably looking for echo chamber validation. cant wait for the next season shit is gonna go down imo.

Men’s Asia Tour 2025 – Travelling squad

Goalkeepers: David Raya, Kepa Arrizabalaga, Tommy Setford, Alexei Rojas-Fedorushchenko.

Defenders: William Saliba, Ben White, Gabriel Magalhaes, Jurrien Timber, Jakub Kiwior, Oleksandr Zinchenko, Riccardo Calafiori, Myles Lewis-Skelly, Josh Nichols, Marli Salmon.

Midfielders: Martin Odegaard, Christian Norgaard, Mikel Merino, Sambi Lokonga, Martin Zubimendi, Declan Rice, Louie Copley.

Forwards: Bukayo Saka, Gabriel Martinelli, Leandro Trossard, Ethan Nwaneri, Reiss Nelson, Kai Havertz, Ismeal Kabia, Max Dowman, Andre Harriman-Annous.

>Mikel Arteta has now spent over £1 BILLION on player transfers

>>149855324
the lad is completely self obsessed

>>149857266
when are the matches

>>149857266
Nothing stops us from adding players while it happens.

>>149857266
Gyokeres going to meet them there?

>>149857266
Passenger manifest on the ladyboy express

>Been Shite

>>149857266
WHERE ARE THE STRIKERS

gyokeres just a lengthy 4D smoke screen for isak.

>>149857415
>We start with a match against AC Milan on Wednesday, July 23 (7.30pm local time), before we take on fellow Premier League side Newcastle United on Sunday, July 27 (7.30pm local time).
>We then fly to Hong Kong for a first north London derby overseas, playing Tottenham Hotspur on Thursday, July 31 (7.30pm local time) in the recently-opened Kai Tak Sports Park.
Basically around noonish eurostani time next week

>>149854784
>which can NOT be discussed due to medical confidentiality
>Everything should be fine
How does that compute, tho?
If it ain't a problem, why no announcement? If it is, in fact, an "announcement-delaying" problem, how can this journo (xitter exclusive professionals are a thing?) say it "should be fine"? How can he now anything about this?

>>149858339
Well if he has a disease that would affect his insurance that could be something that could “be fine” but they wouldn’t want at the public?

Gyökeres is Berta’s most high-profile transfer. He came here in March, he proposed Viktor as a serious option, he pushed for him over Sesko (Arteta's choice), and after a protracted and highly publicized saga negotiations are now in motion.

The whole football world (agents, directors, executives etc.) is watching Andrea Berta. The last thing he wants is to be seen desperately burning millions in club money for a symbolic move like Viktor joining the Asia tour. He knows this deal will happen; now he’s just consciously building a reputation of a tough negotiator who won’t take even €1m of bullshit from a retarded homosexual like Varandas. The message is clear: We are no one's bitch except Chelsea's.

>>149857266
guess Hein’s absence confirms he’s close to landing somewhere

>>149858339
think of as a final risk assessment sort of. like they already know the stats, the personality, etc etc so for example, maybe they knew calafury had exploding knees but thought they could manage that and went with it. obv an example so dont knit pick.

>>149859045
bit of hot take but the humor is appreciated

>>149859045
>The message is clear: We are no one's bitch except Chelsea's.

>>149859045
wish i had my reaction pic folder :D i giggled

>>149859045

>still no Gyokeres
;(

there's gotta be something more than what's being reported. there's no way we can't agree on 2.5m euros of add-on's.

hi guys the season starts in 3-4 weeks
did you get new players to replace your shit players yet?

>isak was absent in newcastle's defeat against celtic
Bros it's not looking too hot

We need to stop with this tough guy act, just pay up for Gyokeres already and start working on an Eze deal.

Getting some preseason training and game time with Gyokeres is genuinely worth more than the couple million we're trying desperately to save.

it’s getting ridiculous

How many goals is Kai going to bag this season? I smell a healthy breakthrough season. Getting Eze and Gyokeres would be great but it's getting a stacked up front and help is needed at the back.

>>149876897
He already had 10 before his injury last season. Swollvertz should be bagging 20 this year.

>>149873638
We already have. Sporting just keep coming up with new terms. It's never going to end.

There's always a new thing with them. Just poor negotiating on their end to be honest.

hi guys we just bought a new striker
did you guys buy a new striker yet or are you still keeping your powder dry?

Shitizen
>spending a billlion pounds over 6 is bad
Also Shitizen
>spending 300 million in one (1) window is good

Shartsnal fans
>spending a billion pounds on shit players who don't win trophies but can do a decent Stoke impression is good

>gyokeres to united

>poortuguese news
>poortuguese clubs
they are worse than the loan with an option to buy merchants from Italy

Where are the signings ???

>>149877757
trust the process, bro

>>149878433
Mosquera, whatever happened there. I remember when Liverpool had Nabil Fekir's interview leaked and he ended up not joining them.

>Understand Manchester United haven’t made a bid for Viktor Gyökeres and have no plans to do so.
https://x.com/JacobsBen/status/1946908617304592681

>>149878536
Always rated Porto and Benfica over Sporting

Any new additions to Arse's squad?

>[Here We Go man] Viktor Gyökeres mantains his clear position despite links with Man United and more clubs: he wants Arsenal. Total priority to AFC project since June and no change of plans with agent Hasan Cetinkaya, on the same page with Gyökeres.

>>149878788
Only to the youf team. Some Irish ngubu youf talent.

Looking forward to seeing the Arsenal in a couple of weeks. Will be the first time I've seen them live in years. Contemplating even going to the training session.

>>149879020
>Paying your hard earned money to watch the dross that is shartetaball

>Liverpool got a here we go for their striker before us

>>149879101
It turns out all you need to do is overpay.

BREAKING: Arsenal are still in active negotiations for Gyökeres. Gunners remain hopeful.

>>149879899
I remain hopeful that Rihanna will one day accept my advances too

I wish death and destruction to Sporting CP

Where's our striker

>>149879101
It's not the destination that matters, but the journey, la.

Can you lads just pay what we asked for months ago already?

>>149883439
cookin‘

>>149883439
GyokeWHO?!

>>149882969
no and >we hate you now.

scared yet Gooners?

>>149883439
The Golden Path.

Gyokeres any day now

>>149883439
Kaibros we are so back.

i'm really afraid for kai. he's gained a lot of weight which means more stress on his legs and he never stops running.
>captcha VYK040

>>149883901
Thought Chiesa left, I hope he gets back to playing, he is a cool player like his dad was

>>149883439
>>149884784
once a /Kai Guy/ always a /Kai Guy/

>>149884746
Calm down anon, now is not the time for fear. That comes later.

uh oh.. that's at least a 2 on the Norwood scale

>PLEASE BUY OUR KIT
nothingburger tomorrow

Genuinely don't think I've experienced a transfer saga longer than gyokeres. We agreed the fee like a week ago but it's taking them a week just to agree on the addons. Really weird and doesn't promote confidence.

>>149886113
declan rice?

>>149886308
Didn't feel this long

>>149886113
Literally just two years ago we had the same bullshit with West Ham and Rice. Took 17 days between our agreement on £105m and the announcement as we haggled over the payment structure. I remember West Ham fans sniffing weapons-grade copium about how we're gonna pay them in supposedly favourable terms. Carbon copy.

>>149886113
Zubimendi took like 7 months anon

>ynr

>Arsenal are working on deals to sign Real Madrid attacking pair Karim Benzema and Angel Di Maria.

>The Gunners are prepared to pay £40m for 25-year-old France striker Benzema after missing out on Gonzalo Higuain and Liverpool's Luis Suarez.

BREAKING: Update on Gyokeres expected within the next six weeks.

>>149887810
can’t be bothered to get hyped anymore. If he is missing large chunks of the pre-season he’s gonna be useless for the first few (mega important since all of them are tough) games anyways.

>>149887896
relax. merino didnt have a pre or like post season. still did well.

>>149888073
as a makeshift striker, his midfield performances have been far from stellar.

LOOK MOM AUSTRIA ANON IS DOOM POSTING AGAIN

https://x.com/JamesOlley/status/1947145594235183444
>Arteta on Gyokeres: "I cannot comment on any player who is not part of our group yet."
>yet

>Ruben Amorim "não levou a bem" a maneira como Viktor Gyökeres deu a 'nega' ao Manchester United.
Amorim mad that Gyökeres rejected United

also seems like Sporting is dragging their feet until they have Suarez Almería guaranteed to replace Gyökeres

Hello, where is the striker?

>>149890483
I was thinking the same, because teams might force a higher fee on Sporting for the new striker

>"I cannot comment on any player that isn't part of our group yet"
>yet
Gyökeres implicitly confirmed
>>149891074
basado y rojapillado

>>149854784
>Black
Enlarged heart?

>>149891895
Odeghost looking like he's getting ready to pound some ass.

>>149892023
and Martinelli looks like he's about to receive it.

>Liverpool sign Ekitike (striker)
Must be nice

Going to the villareal game and want to get the new kit ahead of time. What's the difference between an authentic kit and the other one they have listed? There's like £35 difference. I'm so confused.

>the club is baneposting now

WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK

>>149892051
kek, looks like he's sour about it too.

>>149892226
When I bought mine last week the main difference (I wasn't looking too closely) is the stripes across the shoulder are of a more plasticy material (which makes the more expensive version look oddly cheaper) and the white shoulder/arm area is a more airy, thinner ventilated material.

>>149892310
Which one did you end up getting? Not sure the addional cost is justified desu.

>>149892350
Yeah, I got the regular one. The extra didn't seem worth it, and the plasticy Adidas stripes just look weirdly cheap, like Freitag material or something.

>>149891543
Yeah that was cheeky

>>149885650
>forgetting about Christian Mosques

>>149891895
Gabriel or rice better be captain come start of the season. That soft faggot on the left does not deserve the armband

>>149892440
Ode is too fragile to officially demote from captain. So he'll be the captain on paper while Rice is the on-field leader (Arteta often already acts like it from the sidelines).

The Urban Purist hoodie looks cool

Viktor Gyokeres
-Arsenal offer at €63.5m plus €10m
-No offer from Manchester United
-Sporting want €2.5m for Gyokeres first 20, 40 + 60 games. And €2.5m if Arsenal qualify for Champions League
-Arsenal unhappy with bonus structure and want to pay fixed fee in 4 instalments. Sporting want extra €1.2m for that
-Gyokeres exchanging legal letters with Sporting
Further details and analysis on today’s @TransfersCast

>>149892844
Sporting will accept once Gyökeres replacement is signed

>>149892844
Yjk gyokeres will be injured in training before the season ever starts

>>149892844
just pay them the extra few millions, holy fuck the club dropped nearly 50 million on Madueke.

>>149894264
>Austrian negotiation tactics

>2 days till first game
can't wait desu this gyokeres thing has been all sorts of annoying

WHERE THE GYOK?!

And BTW that Mosq hilarity got cleared out yet? What were those goofs thinking lmao.

Interesting live segment with Sam Dean from the Telegraph
https://www.youtube.com/live/4GrsZUgjQlA
Specifically on why Arsenal transfers taking a long time
>Arsenal's lawyers fine comb contracts, and are careful with there money
>People in the industry reveal that deals with Arsenal take a bit longer than they do with other clubs
>Sporting are a club with shareholders and are being a bit difficult as well (probably because of it)
>Gyökeres made it so clear where he wants to go, other clubs are a bit irrelevant in their potential pursuits of him (manure in the bin)
>Part of the issue of transfer taking seemingly longer for the Arsenal are that journos keep digging for early info because Arsenal fans are desperate for it. Might not be the same case for other clubs
>If Arsenal had it their way, they would like to drop transfer bombas out of nowhere without any build up

>>149895674
>when the club is so gargantuan there is a very lucrative market to uncover any bit of info about the club
others simply wouldn't understand

>Gyökeres taking forever
>first game in two days
>no money for a LW until outgoings actually bring in some serious cash
>not a single soul interest in the unwanted second stringers
>not even in players like Martinelli & Trossard
sigh

>>149895674
>mikel arteta loves kai and will play him all the time when he's fit
kek artetat is going to start kai and play gyökeres off the bench

>>149895759
need to sign Gyökeres first.

5 years ago..the FA Cup win..better times..Wigan..then Hull..no pressure..no stress

JUST IN;

I’ve heard Arsenal and Sporting Lisbon are now making progress in negotiations about the add ons

There is a good chance to finalize the Victor Gyökeres' deal in the coming days.

@FabrizioRomano via @DAZNFootball

According to Castles, the gap between Arsenal and Sporting dropped from €5m, to €2.5m, and now to ~€1.2m. I've never seen a negotiation saga so stubborn it fully degenerated into Achilles and the tortoise.

Can't wait for January window as Berta triumphantly argues down Varandas from an extra fiver in add-ons to a mere €2.5.

It's done.

>>149896582
lmao

>>149896582
Dont fuck with us

>>149894619
>It's actually 4D chess not having our new striker for preseason to save a million euros

>>149896628
come on lol, that doesn't look even slightly convincing

>>149896582
Guillem Balague to Everton here we go

>you now remember Eze rumours

>>149896934
even if Arsenal get Gyökeres without signing a LW to replace Martinelli a potential 7 or 8/10
window turns into a mediocre 5.6/10

>Manchester United have been offered again the chance by intermediaries close to Sporting to bid for Viktor Gyökeres; same as last week.

>Clear answer once again from Viktor: he wants to join Arsenal, his only desire… he keeps fighting for that

>>149897417
youre very very wrong

If we were to end our business after signing Gyokeres, i'd give this window a 6.5/10, add Eze on top and this becomes a 9/10, add a top tier LW and it becomes an 11/10

>>149898113
>his only desire...

Veering into Romeo and Juliet territory by this point. Lord Fred Capulet desperately trying to find anyone who's willing to pay a bigger dowry.

>>149895674
>are careful with there money
Except when it comes to Chelsea dross.

hello where are the transfers

>>149898261
ikr.. imagine if sp*rting werent a bunch of grease fags

is it just sporting are all Portuguese clubs like this

>still no Gyokeres

>tfw no gf

>>149899002
sporting has a history of dumb shit like this.

at least when benfica and porto rip you off, it's just a really high fee

good heavens look at the no striker signings !
At this rate Gyökeres will join the squad on the first match day of the league.

Arteta is a fraud
Berta is becoming a fraud the longer the window goes on

>>149900643
That "BREAKING: Gyokeres rejoins his teammates for training ahead of Sporting's preseason games after holding out for many days. Both clubs refusing to agree terms. Player showed his willingness but patience is wearing thin. Arsenal still pursuing" report from HandjobArsenal later this week is going to hit like a freight train

>>149900677
fully expect that shit to drag on into August at this point. Baffling how the club can act so negligent.

>>149891895
imagine this kit with navy or yellow stripes

Não tem mundial o Arsenal

KEKEKEKEKE

What surprises me the most in all of this is how no one seems to remember that this is what Arsenal does. Pretend to be interested, plant stories and then at the end they go
>ah well, couldn't get him but at least we tried, right? Now let's get behind the team
Repeat after me Havertz is our main striker, Jesus will be like a new signing and it would kill Merino if we bought someone

>>149900840
I don't recall any of them being this advanced.

>>149900840
This doesnt make sense.

>>149900840
Nope, Jackson will be our striker

>>149900911
Please remind me what happened in the January window

gunnerblog
@gunnerblog
·
5 Min.
Cristhian Mosquera flying to Singapore to join Arsenal's tour squad.

21-year-old spent recent days finalising his move to #AFC, which will be confirmed soon. Now travelling to join Arteta's touring party.

>>149900699
But anon, we might save two million!

https://x.com/HandofArsenal/status/1947581515950657974
EZE IS COMING

>>149901000
Nothing

>[Ornstein] United tried to enter the race for Ekitike last week, but the Frankfurt attacker had committed to Liverpool. They then enquired to Sporting about Gyokeres, but the striker made clear he is interested only in joining Arsenal.

>>149901268
Critical fraud watch for this fucker if it's another long-winded non-update like the one he gave on Madueke and the striker situ. The Arsenal fan edging industry is seeing record profits this month.

>>149901382
https://x.com/HandofArsenal/status/1947590556000882985
Yeah it's fucking nothing.

Does Gyokeres even exist?

>>149901426
I miss the days of Nexus, Geoff Camden and co just making up hilarious links with the off-chance of some random Saudi intern showing up with legit info. Now with Musk's blue tick this gimmick faggot can literally just post "It is well known that Steve Parish is a proper bloke" and get a $500 engagement payday from famished Arsenal fans. Sickening.

>>149901426
>le footy itk
How contrived! Sad!

>>149901568
>>149901623
To be fair, this ITK is endorsed by journos like Fabrizio and Ornstein.

Patience is a virtue

>>149901638
20 years without a league title...

>>149901000
Red Balls FC got greedy. Somehow this is our scheme.

https://x.com/karthikadhaigal/status/1947605506572620029?t=RU-6lTI5EJptVPt67PL7qg&s=19

Why do I see Saka?

>>149901975
> I'd let him give my daughter a dirty sanchez and anyone that has a problem with that should be locked in the tower of London

>>149902070
They look the same race.

>>149902070
I liked this shirt back in the day. I still prefer yellow for away though.

>>149902070
I love martinelli like a son from a one night stand in Brazil. I hope he has a great season

no Gyökeres by the end of the week and we riot
no Eze shortly after and the Emirates burn

>another season with odeshart as our only creative attacking midfielder

Just kill be already

>>149901975
At least show an actual porpoise

>>149902575
my cope is that he was rushed back from his ankle injury and is now fully fit.

>>149902634
The tactical cope is that Scoobyzubi will allow Ode to play higher up the pitch and focus on the attacking stuff rather than him having to build everything from the back himself.

Gyokeres happening
https://x.com/David_Ornstein/status/1947651245390393428?t=dUQrNxuoHHTeTQAGwJnYOg&s=19

Check Twitter right now.

Here we go.

We finally have a proper striker again.

>>149903098
Austria Anon IS NOT going to like this

>>149903098
Oh shit let’s go
Fly him to singapore right now!

>>149902076
You are correct. They are both members of the human race.

>>149900677
>>149900699
>>149900840
India, Austria, Norway, can you hear me? Doomerfags, your boys took a hell of a beating!

>>149902997
>on the verge
(You) me when it's on arsenal.com

>>149903098
DAS IT MANE

>>149903098

>>149903320
Kek
I wasn’t that anon but I’ve been meming that this was going to be a kaiseason for weeks now
Anyway
I kneel berta

>>149903098
Apologies are needfull.

>>149903098

>xhaka potentially to sunderland
the shaqiri career route

>>149903471
Bro had 5 mins in training with ten haag and decided Sunderland is the better option

So who is getting injured during preseason

>finishing touches
lmao

>>149903098
Fabrizio tapinaldo strikes again.

>>149855324
Looks like he's about to star in the new Miami Vice
>>149882372
whomst

Wait, even the players get their news from ITKs?

I hope Gabriel is part of the announcement video.

>>149884784
>6'00 vs 5'11

okay lads but who is going to DEFEND? are we going to toss a coin and pray saliba and gabriel have an ironman season? Otherwise this has been a pretty good offseason

>>149903847
spainpill me on mosquera

>>149903847
Mosquera is a done deal too.

>>149903771
it's spelled pittance otherwise, good job.

>>149903899
Yeah, I only realised after I uploaded it

>>149903847
enter: kiwior

>>149903899

>>149903847
We've got 9 senior defenders on the books:
>Saliba
>Gabriel
>Timber
>MLS
>White
>Calafiori
>Kiwior
>Mosquera
>Zinchenko

>>149903873
>>149903878
I have watched exactly zero Valencia games in the last 5 years but I'll trust he's decent. Arsenal actually cooked well this offseason and if they get Gyokeres then it's looking like another run like the one thye had two years ago where they looked ELITE every single game

>>149903588
always the new signings. remember when merino broke his shoulder and calafiori did in his knee? expect that but way worse.

>>149904036
timber in the community shield too

>>149904036
Timber doing his ACL in his first league game and being out for months was one of the worst ever.

>>149904058
he was out for an entire year

>[Chris Wheatley] Arsenal are set to make six first-team signings before their pre-season tour begins — something that’s never happened in the 23 years since the current transfer window system was introduced.
Berta-sama... I kneel

Arsenal under Arteta: Money spent on forwards 2019- June 2025:

€154.5m

Money spent on forwards July 2025:

€133m and counting.

>>149904058
Singlehandedly lost us the league actually

>>149904103
>zubimendi
>kepa
>madueke
>norgard
>mosquera
>gyokeres
Rate this transfer window so far.

>>149904166
I will at the end of the season.

>>149904166
all make sense except for madueke. but i'll give him/arteta the benefit of the doubt this time round because the other signings are good.

Gyokeres will not be signed in time for the Milan game, but Arsenal have been putting plans in place for the 27-year-old to arrive just in case a deal could be done, with the focus always on him being involved in time for the meeting with Tottenham on July 31. [
@charles_watts
]

first NLD first hattrick. watch this space.

>>149904202
>have work on all of our preseason games
It’s so joever

>>149904131
LMAO

Gyokeres done
Eze next
blimey

>>149904166
Hopeful/10

hmm....

>1 BILLION + spent
>fully backed to the hilt by the board

Surely this is the last season the Everton spanish fraud gets to win the league, right?

>>149904266
The fraud will find new excuses and everyone will fall for it.

>>149904259
>ynr nshitiah

>>149904266
The league is tough, 1 fa/carabao cup would be great

>>149904266
champions league is up for grabs too if dumb shits like psg can do it

https://x.com/HandofArsenal/status/1947681263030308956?t=QWhbTgKNFVnFrsez923Blw&s=19

Arsenal and Sporting CP now exchanging final documents for the transfer of Viktor Gyökeres.

Arsenal logistics team are preparing his medical. The Swede is on standby.

Gyökeres adamant he wants to be part of the pre-season. Followed strict individual training plan.

Patience were always masters of the situation.

>>149904442
Why do I get the feeling he will fail a drugs test?

>>149904469
Because things are going too well and nothing good ever happens to this club?

Arsenal still considering one more offensive player after Gyokeres

Arsenal are not done in the market. Have to keep an eye on outgoings too

(@FabrizioRomano )

>>149904485
Eze time.

>>149904485
I will officially rate Berta if he manages to scam a fulham-tier club for 30m+

>>149904485
Dwight McNeil welcome to Arsenal
Gabriel Martinelli welcome to Fulham for €30m

Either last seasons CL run boosted the club status by a lot or berta has insane pull. He had players desperate to join. Edu could never.

>>149904627
The haters will never admit it but it's 100% due to Arteta. Players talk to each other during internationals and he is the guy that everyone wants to work with.

>>149904469

Hand of arsenal has retired for the time being. Probably means nobody else is close to coming in.

>>149904674
He's had some health problems and is having a surgery.
I actually DM'd with him before he blew up.
This question about the weebshit I retweet got me lmao

>>149904650
I agree, especially given how well he’s developed the squad to where it currently stands. It’s also one of the younger squads in the league.

>>149904650
Oh that's a given, Arteta seems to have good man management skills. He needs to start delivering trophies though.

>>149904627
Honestly sounds like a bit of both.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/jul/21/yostin-andres-mosquera-guilty-murder-albert-alfonso-paul-longworth-bristol-clifton-suspension-bridge

>mosqueras brother

>>149904692
Yeah he mentioned the health problems.
>retweeting weebshit

it's Eze a Mata of time

>>149904716
i better double check with my colombian sex slave that he doesn't have any intention to kill me

WHERE is Eze?

>>149905003
in the bag

So, will he wear the number 14 or what?
Maybe some random number so he can take 9 from Jesus next season?

>>149904674
His "source" is sami mokBell. For all we know sami himself is operating that account now. And just like he did with the afcBell account he's going to retire this persona too

>>149904692
>before blowing up

He was handofozil originally before blowing up and was limited to playing pretend and begging for scraps from other itks. Rumours are that it was a clueless paki lad initially. Think he blew up after mokbel let him post something related to Rice. Febreeze and Ornstein credit him because they know the news is from BBC sports' sami mokbel.

>>149901568
Nexus is my mate my hero my dawg he's now taking indian and nigerian bots to task for posting fake news and ragebait. That's right, dailynexus is a fucking fact checker now

Camden dips his toes back in occassionally too.

Nearly impossible to be an assna itk now. Look at the likes on pepetike's here we go and compare with gyokeres.

>>149904697
Chelshit and Spuds have much younger squads and they actually win trophies

rip Ozzy, proper legend
>>149905227
shitty PLS

King Viktor has arrived

The best part about this is watching Shitizen fucking SEETHE about it.

>>149906253
post arseals

>>149907100

>>149907198
I miss that autistic smile

>>149907198
>>149907494
Always loved Poldi.

why is it that after every season i say i won't get excited about arsenal, but when august comes i forget everything i witnessed last season?

>>149907792
It's a promise of things to come, a brand new and exciting adventure.

>>149907792
because we've been getting better every season. and this summer we finally got a striker, midfielders etc

outer spee trembling at our #signings

>>149901382

>>149907198
Fug, I made that pic like over a decade ago. Always happy to see it still get use.

>>149904627
I have lowkey thought Edu was awful at his job. He was just a >le meets release clause man

>>149909487
youre thinking of another club/SD burger fampai.. manure maybe kek

>>149903279
>Viktor Gyokeres will fly to Singapore for a medical, sources tell the Independent. The pair, Mosquera and Gyokores will not be able to feature in the friendly with AC Milan on Wednesday, but they could make their debuts against Newcastle on Sunday.
https://x.com/ZRAFC/status/1947702445737439383

Odegaard with the confidence of a proper striker to pass to will be like a new signing, now need a winger better than martinelli and opposition defenders will be all over that place not knowing who to mark and tire out after 70 minutes allowing winning goals to the arsenal

The Benjamin Tesco defence force waffled for 3 months "Why isn't anyone else going for Gyokeres?" and are now having to watch their boy get linked to Manure. Hilarious.

>Mosquera announced tomorrow
>Gyokeres Friday with debut on Sunday
best timeline

BERTA I'M SORRY

123 G/A - Gyokeres last 2 seasons
121 G/A - Isak last 6 seasons
66 G/A - Ekitike Career

£63M - Gyokeres
£82M - Ekitike
£140M - Isak

>>149911813
Martin confidence is an underrated weapon I agree

>>149912555
He's elite at buying, let's see how good he is at selling.

It's all fun and games until Arteta plays Gyokeres on the left to accommodate Havertz.

>>149904692
>just fanart
What is it? Must be interesting for him to deliberately ask about it.

Need a good LW to make this window a success, but who is gonna buy >our shitters?
Zero interest in first team players like Martinelli and Trossard and don’t get me started on the unwanted lot or fringe players. Highest of the high seems to be another loan for Nelson right now.

>>149913692
MLS has the potential to be LW Saka
He just needs more LB time before he transitions to being a LW

Can't wait to big Vik in the 852 next week.

>>149914168
*see. Sorry, clearly too excited.

Who's going to be injured today lads

So will it be GOALKERES and >Jokeres then?

>>149914247
>gyokerpiss

>>149914247
For me it’s: SWEDEN and >sweden

>>149914268
That's Kepa for me. KEPA and >kepa

>>149908399
Last season I felt was much worse than the previous two but I think a lot of it had to do with injuries. Then also Arteta not having killer instinct.

>>149914332
Kepa means two cups in the bag

>>149914445
AKA two goals in the back of the net

>>149914478
we love our manlet goalkeeping. philosophy

>>149914489
Can't wait for the inevitable Inaki Cana link to resurface in a few months time.

JUST IN;

Arsenal has met all the conditions set by the president of Sporting Lisbon

Arsenal officially submitted the offer, which arrived at Sporting’s offices at 10:13 PM on Tuesday

Arsenal sent all their documents

@Record_Portugal

It's matchday!

https://youtu.be/VL65dySrPe8?si=qNUHD27pDkXp0my3&t=503
This is his first Bane celebration goal.

Viktor Gyökeres’ agent, Hasan Cetinkaya, has travelled to London to finalise the player’s transfer to Arsenal. Gyökeres will undergo a medical in the next 48 hours & sign his contract. [@yagosabuncuoglu]

>@yagosabuncuoglu
The famous ITK

Anyone knows if there are channels showing the game besides the dotcom?

>>149913660
Exclusively yuri stuff

>>149914908
Gyökeres agent is of Turkish origin

>poochenko

>>149914878
No one cared who he was until he put the mask on.

>>149915378
>Dowman not starting
It’s over before it even started.

>>149915378
Where is Timber? Dead?

only stream I found has these two schumucks talking about hockey (?) or whatever, but I checked the schedule and it says "Mens Soccer Friendlies" so I guess it's right.
Funny how one of them is called Boomer but all they're talking about is people I've never heard of in my life.

puliGOAT about to go in dry

>>149915376
What was the meme again, Turk synergy or something?

>>149915435
Yeah

>>149915402
The arteta special

>>149915441
>>149915435
I'd trade the current schizo for that canadian guy any day of the week, at least he put some effort in and it was actually funny.

Oh god finally we're back

>>149915449
Sosa is a certified /arse/ legend.

>>149915216
Astro

>>149915478
Thanks anon

now sports 3 is showing it

we back

>0 goals in 90 min
What a boring game, why don't you watch tennis instead?

Oh fuck it's Allegri.

Gyokeres would score that.

>>149915553
I always think of that kid with the glasses pretending to be an ITK when I see Allegri.

>vamos

Shitty ref

>>149855324
that is one zesty looking nigga

>>149915578
No shortage of those at Arsenal.

why zichenko playing

I've seen enough, sign Leao.

>stadium literally empty
lol these asian tours making a lot money for sure

Saka is finished isn't he?

>>149915613
The reason why Madueke was a must buy

>>149915613
my boy madueke gonna put him in his place

>that weak Kai shot

goals, Arsenal, hello ??

Saka keeps skinning the fullback but havertz isn't making that run in the box.

>>149915658
uhmm ehrmm controlling the game

Easy to forget how boring Arsenal are. Can’t wait to see these losers fail to win anything of note once again.

>watching this
didnt miss football desu

Nwanegoat

Dunno why >we are bothering with these shitty crosses still.

>>149915671
it’s like the season never ended, can’t wait for Milan to score from their first shot on goal with the odd 0.25 xG blooter.

Holy fuck he's so good.

Nwaneri with a blooter almost

>>149915665
>>149915692
It's funny, we originally got Havertz to play left 8 and make late runs into the box for these crosses and we've since moved him forward and signed Rice and Merino for exact same purpose but I can only remember a single goal we scored like that (pre-season last season)

>>149915692
Preparation for when viktor von doom is playing.

>>149915727
He can't head a ball tho

>>149915592
nvm he's shit

>rafael lellmao

madueke buries that

Milan's play out the back makes sense when they release their attackers quickly.
Meanwhile >arse play slow everywhere

>new season, same old "give it to saka and pray" tactic
bravo mikel

Absolute state of this crowd

Tiny small pathetic insect of a club

>>149915737
He can attack a ball

Imagine watching a friendly of a club you hate just to post about it on a basket weaving forum lmao

>>149915762
I suppose the seven time CL winners are tinpot too.

>>149915762
Embarrassing for Singapore. Expecting it to be sold out in Hong Kong.

>Kai Havertz signed a five-year contract with Arsenal, joining from Chelsea in a deal worth £65 million. The contract, which extends to 2028, makes him one of Arsenal's highest-paid players, earning a reported £280,000 per week.

aaaaaaah Gyökeres, Madueke and Eze save us

>>149915714
Really, if it's not big Gabi getting on the end of a set piece, it feels like we don't score any headers.

Why isn't Martinelli making runs into space when Rice has the ball there? Second time this happened already.

So it seems we'll be sticking with the boring possession slopball next season that everyone else is moving away from now.

>>149915801
because he isn’t good at football at the absolutely highest level.

>>149915435
Turk symbiosis

>>149915809
One team has to do it.

Has Havertz touched the ball at all?

>>149915811
He heard you.

>Martinelli

>>149915884
big oooofffff

Wasteinelli needs to go. Same shit every season.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

This half just reminded me how utterly gash the left side of the attack is. Berta PLEASE get a genuine LW next.

Why isn’t madueke in the team?

I remember why I was Arteta out

>>149915914
Hasn't had a break, doubt he'll join up with the team for a couple of weeks.

>>149915930
Has he flown out/on his way
>>149915917
At least I’m not watching it so I’ll forget my arteta out stance when zubi and gyokeres play and we crush poocastle?

This reminded me to check.

>SEASON TICKET
>WAITING LIST (206)
Just another 10 years, maybe...

>>149915944
No

glockkeres will fix everything..

PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

Zubi coming on.

>Zubi
>Tross
>MLS
Getting serious for the second half.

Though, uh, WTF are those micro shorts on MLS?

>>149915948
I've been on it for about 20 years and I'm still about 12000th in the queue.

pls someone buy Martinelli aaaaaah

>I CAN'T SCORE

>there will be benuldies regardless of the score

SAKA

*yawns*

SAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Based Saka

SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA

>Its a saka digs us out of a hole episode

>>149915613
Apologise.

>relying on Saka again
Yup, anons were right. Same old, same old.

>>149916035
It's okay. By the time I'm in line for a ticket, I might actually move back to London. Though I'm not sure if that's really a good idea these days...

Fucking hell man
Saka, even in his shittiest form in life, still is the only one that can score in this team

Okay we need those pyros after goals in EPL

>it’s another Saka and pray season
midfield and left side useless, striker unless.
Need reinforcements NOW

>tripping over the ball
Such a havertz moment lol

>Rice gassed, Arteta keeping him on
Good to know some things never change.

>preseason havertz
he needs more time to warm up heh

Zubi looks slower than Partey, just only slightly quicker than Jorginho

lmao that one dude looks 12

Here comes Max Chadman, the latest Hale End GOAT to save Arteta's job and his shitty transfers.

>Odeghost on free-kicks still
>hits the wall

Dowman is a bigger talent than nwaneri

>>149916172
Which one is he?

>>149916172
Odegaard even

Gonna need Arteta to coach that out of Dowman.

>>149916182
The white one with the zoomer haircut

Forgot Havertz was on the pitch. Dude has done nothing all game.

>>149916192
created space

this downman lad is next messi

>>149916198
No! I'm not falling for it anymore! I don't have to pretend now that we have Vik!

okay downman has some flare to him

Is Zubimendi shit?

>>149916257
temu partey

>>149916257
Early days but it looks like it. I miss Partey already

>>149916274
>I miss Partey already
he has a fixed address you can always visit him

>>149916310
innocent until proven guilty

trossard is better than martinelli in every way, martinelli is a mid table counter attacking club winger.

>fraudegaard shimmying instead of shooting
nothing ever changes

>>149916339
Trossard always plays well after a break then deteriorates to Martinelli level after a run of games

>>149916397
that sounds better than being constantly shit

If only Nelson wasn't so injury prone, hell of a player.

we need a striker

>23 shots
>9 on goal
save us Glock9

>>149916440
Yeah, i like how he's not afraid of taking the shot, unlike Odegaard

>penalty shootout regardless of the result
hate this plastic shit

>no clear cut chances and relying on Saka to do something

We've got our Gunners back

#yagunnersya

WE ALREADY WON A TROPHY

ONE-NIL, TO THE ARSENAL

1-0 to the arsenal one shot on target from milan, arteta masterclass. kneel.

>>149916471
I don't mind it, bit a fun and training with a crowd.
What I don't like is them doing trophies at these things.

how does someone get raped twice by the same person?

>>149916462
Need Eze bad.

I hate crosslop so much bros...

>>149916499
don’t worry anon
>get a striker in Gyökeres who is notoriously bad at heading
>increase crosses
you know it’s true

>>149916494
He went for the backdoor after she said no

>fraudegaard

cant even score penalties, couldnt even lace ozil boots desu

>odeshart

Holy shit just fuck off you useless shitter

>ode

>>149916529
>>149916528
>>149916523
>>149916518
He’ll still play all season btw

kepgod

This lanklet keeper has been pretty good.

Will Kepa take Raya's place?

>>149916538
Really hoping Nwaneri steps up and forces Arteta's hand

>>149916538
my boi eze will clean up

>piss-fartson

>shitty stutter runner up
>miss
everytiem

Arteta's gonna buy this keeper next summer

>Nelshit

How is this cunt still here.

fucking hell

>>149916573
We already bought him

>>149916573
It will be sanchez

>>149916513
I-i-it's okay. Arteta is just saving his secret football-no-jitsu for Man Utd....

Based Kepa saving more pens than that manlet shitter Raya has ever managed

Holy Kepa clutch. Raya would never

Most of these pens are dogshit

>this penalty shootout

why is kepa autistically handing the ball to everyone lol

>>149916611
He’s literally trying to mentally cuck them.

Almost as bad as the women's penalties the other night. Jesus

>>149916611
More like the other keeper is too autistic to do the same for his teammates.

WE'VE GOT RICE
WE'VE GOT SALMON

We lost

so who won then

>offside goal
>lose on penalties
if this were a champions league match arsenal would be out

Lmfao gaya taking shots in july

thank god its over, that was embarrassing

They always let you down :monkey:

Giant waste of time. Also where were the senior players, 3 youth pen takers in a row.

WENGER OUT

OK cool see you on Sunday

Don't care, we still won a trophy

Dowmans gonna get ruined by his second growth spurt isnt he

only good thing about this match was seeing the next messi. Max Dowman.

He's ready.

https://x.com/AcademyScoop/status/1948009972996206924?t=Dfs9P405vxHqs0jFu2MPvQ&s=19

Youth team is looking good

ready for the bench

Heh

>create nothing
>score one goal when you should batter them relentlessly
>lose penalty shootout because of Lelson
ARTEEEEEETTTTTAAA

>>149916818
>>149916818
>>149916818
new

>>149901646
>I wanted to win the prem and the champions league, but I compromised...I pissed in an Emirates Cup instead