the black coutinho

The black Ansu Fati.

The white Yamal.

KEK

The white Luis diaz

From the thumbnail I thought this was Ansu Fati.

>Barcelona set to pay whole Marcus Rashford salary as part of proposed transfer from Manchester United. Impending loan + option to buy includes 100% wage coverage by #FCBarcelona as all parties work to finalise deal for 27yo
Its like Bartomeu never left

BOSS

>>149854627 (OP)
this is an AI

>>149854627 (OP)
how this nigga failing up

>>149855564
We don't use that n-word here, chud.

>Marcus Rashford has not played for Manchester United since being substituted during their 2-1 Europa League win at Viktoria Plzen on 12 December
It's a shame a hat trick against Real Paella will make idiots think he's good

>>149854627 (OP)
How can they afford to inscribe him?

He's on £325,000 a week here, so a quick conversion on google would make him their 2nd highest

>>149855582
>you now remember the media going crazy over him scoring a double against Preston

>>149855564
If you are black you can get hired at top European teams despite not being very good at football

congratulations real madrid for winning next season!

>>149855500
What upsets me the most is that this helps ManUtd's finances when in reality we should be doing our best to help them go broke.

nice work by United's accountants to get Rashford's wages off the books. Looks like Sancho will be off soon too

>Rashford sold
Oh yeah welcome to eib-
>to Barcelona
I don't understand

>>149854627 (OP)
Will he be the new Eibar destroyer?

So is Raphinha better than this guy?

What the fuck are Barca thinking lmao
How does this shit get approved?

Le British lad in the sunny Barcelona
0 goals, 0 assists, 34 tables in Shoko, 24 in Opium

>>149854627 (OP)
the white messi

Rashford in the last six months scored 2 FA cup goals (against Preston) and twice in the league, and that's it, even looking at his goals for Utd it's not good
>1 vs Southampton (relegated)
>2 vs Everton (in relegation places for most of the season)
>1 vs Ipswich (relegated)

>>149855924
4231 with Raphinha as an amf shadow striker, Yamal and Rashford creating chances for him and Lewa. If it doesnt work out they can go back to the previous system with him as a sub for Raphinha in rotation games
Flick could also be thinking of just converting Raphinha into a striker to replace lewandowski
Just my pred

>>149856135
Which is why he went to a league where he plays 36 games against Prestion-tier clubs.

Yanited still paying most of his wages?

How many (trainings hungover) next season?

>>149855016
Kek that cuadrado

>>149856195
>amf shadow striker
what? Seriously, you bunch of faggots need to stop inventing terms.

>>149854627 (OP)
this can't be real

>>149855838
>sold
On loan with an option to buy and United are paying 50% of his wages.

>>149856343
okay, trequartista with false intelligence

>>149856270
Yeah Barca really doing a solid to United and not only paying United a loan fee but paying £350k per week. Totally lad. Of course they fucking are. This is such a weird transfer because United make nothing unless Barca make it perma (they have no money) or pay the 'fuck it we don't want him' clause next year.

>>149856391
weird tone mate

>>149856403
Sorry lad. Fancy a pint?

>>149855741
I'm white and shit at football , is this what racism feels like?

>>149856358
Sounds better.

>Barca are paying full £350k per week
HAHahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH.

>>149855582
He got subbed out at half time and got like 10 touches the entire half. Wasn't running at all in the game lol

>>149855800
>We

>>149856444
How the fuck do you get scammed by Jim

>>149856356
>United are paying 50% of his wages.
That's not true.

>>149856465
Mental they've given United the equiv of nearly £20m for a guy who I'd be shocked scores in double digits. Then again it's Lel Liga. Then they will give United money to sign him perma! Lmaooooooooo.

>have one shot to make one good signing
>miss by a mile
Why is this club full of retards

>>149856478
((Ornstein)). Part of United's PR t b h.

>>149856491
Cope, Barca got played

First Englishman to play for Barcelona since Lineker
I would think that the first one to do it would be some elite on his prime or an up and coming promise, not a washed up player still in his 20s

>>149856343
>he doesnt play football manager

>>149854627 (OP)
>Be Barca, trillions in debt
>lose the UCL semifinal as well as many LL games last season due to swiss cheese tier defense
>work all transfer window to buy yet another winger instead of a defender
>said winger is Trashford
What the hell is going on here? The fuck are they thinking? Are they even able to register him properly without selling ter Stegen?

>>149856548
>First Englishman to play for Barcelona since Lineker
You're wrong. Marcus McGuane played for Barca. Barca B, but it counts.

>>149856601
>>149856548
Sorry forgot to say he played as a sub in Barca proper in the Super Cup, but then went into B. So he had a sub app, once.

There's literally no saving this team

Trashford (Sir Marcus Rashford) was actually really good pre 2024, so this could turn out to be a class signing

Barcelona is doing one of two things:
>losing so much money and so far in debt they no longer care about financial stability
they're like the US federal government. wasteful spending with no regards for where the money goes because they know they'll never have to pay their debtors back
>losing money on purpose as part of a massive international money-laundering scheme

>>149856622
wdym? united just got £20m for nothing lol.

>>149856596
Barcelona's conceded goals weren't a backline issue, just an issue with the pressing and a result of the overall system of play. A defender cant fix that, they need a Busquets replacement

>>149856642
But I'm fairly certain your government does pay its debtors back. US Treasury Bonds are good and respectable investments with little risk.

>>149856622
they should get messi back for $138M a season

>>149856642
Taking on debt is part of how you protect yourself at the top. If you're in debt, other nations have a vested interest not to fuck with you in order to 1. Lose debt payback and 2. Lose trade. The UK did it for centuries when at the top. USA follows the same shit. Yes, you eventually have to pay it off but you just keep rolling on. End of the day there isn't anything backed by something physical any more, really.

>>149856615
I checked and it was the Catalan Supercup, not the regular one. Not official, so I'm not counting it
Even if he was an unused substitute in an official game I would count him

>>149856702
We have something like $37 Trillion in public debt as a country right now. The CONSERVATIVE PARTY here just passed a massive spending bill a couple of weeks ago that will add another $5 Trillion to the debt.

We owe innumerable amounts of money to China, Japan, and the UK. Barring a radical change in spending policy, we're never going to pay them back.

It's a fucked-up situation.

I thought Barcelona was broke

>>149854627 (OP)
Please no what are they thinking. We don't need this dumb nigger

>>149856830
>we're never going to pay them back
the neat part is that you dont have to
i know japan wont do shit and im sure uk and china wont do shit either

>>149856270
See>>149855500

>>149854942
Fati, the Brighton reject?

>>149854627 (OP)
>failing upwards
based rashford

If Rashy can get his dream move to Farca, surely my Hogwarts invitation letter will arrive any day now, right?

>>149855667
the foreign euros on that list are frauds

>>149857019
Your people go to the Bulgarian school or possibly whatever the Nafri school is named, Hans/Yusuf

>>149857083
>Bulgarian
>Nafri
>Hans/Yusuf
Wtf is this americlap yappin about

>>149857116
Explode you monkey, you don’t even know the expanded lore so your joke doesn’t land

>>149857159
So why would I go to Nafri school you retard?

>>149857198

>>149857159
Why School #10 has to have a school for half the Earth population while the British Isles get their own?
Rowling is worse than Hollywood having the Aliens always land in the US

>>149856462
Yes, we, the whole world.

>>149857268
For me its, why is Italy greyed out?

>>149856343
I've never seen that term but I assume it means "attacking mid fielder" that specializes on shooting after the main striker has pulled the defence's attention and created a blind spot.

>>149856702
>he doesn't know

>>149856870
Japan can sell (and is selling) the debt, which makes further American borrowing more expensive.

>>149854627 (OP)
Heh….my boy MRashie…just…needed…more…heh….time

>>149854627 (OP)
He just need more time

>>149857459
Based knower

>>149857159
It's not even expanded lore, the Bulgarian school is right there in the books.
>>149857198
He doesn't know if you're an actual Hans or an immigrant, so he's giving you both options.
Of course it doesn't make sense since immigrant kids in England also went to Hogwarts so you'd just go to Durmstrang whether you're Hans or a Nafri or some other flavour of nü German.
>>149857268
On the one hand it is ridiculous and she's hilariously ignorant about the world.
>Koreans go tot he Japanese school
>Iranians share schools with gulf Arabs and Nafris but Somalians and Mauritanians share schools with the rest of Africa
>the Netherlands and Germany don't share schools but Thailand, Indonesia and Australia do
>Brazilians share schools with the Spanish Americas but Mexicans and the Spanish Caribbean don't
On the other I can't blame her, writers always do shit like this. Everything happens in either Tokyo or random Japanese towns while the rest of the world is an afterthought in Japanese media too.
In fact, I'd be surprised if Mexican media don't make Mexico the centre of the world.
>>149857435
IIRC Italy and Greece are split between the Bulgarian and French schools or something

>>149854627 (OP)
>Hey Lamine, hope you didn’t get too attached to that #10 kit

the white Lewandowski

>>149854964
>>149855009
>>149855016
>>149855800
>>149856307
>non mexican spics trying to pretend their team hasn't been BLACKED
lmao

>>149857871
chikaner?

>>149854627 (OP)
>Nico Williams public rejection
>Camp Nou behind schedule
>Rashford
Not the best couple of weeks

>>149854627 (OP)
MONKEFORD OUT OUT OUT

Rashford or Nico is most suitable for Flick ball?

>>149857159
based jk putting russia with ukraine

>>149854627 (OP)
The black Jack Grealish

Black grealish

>>149857159
Wait what? Durmstrang isn't Russian????

>>149854627 (OP)

>>149855924
Rashford Is good against farmers, the Liga has More than the premier

the black lukak-
the british lukaku with none of the finishi-
shit

>leave manure
>career starts popping
many such cases

Who let bartomeu back in?

I keep hearing he's taking a major wage cut, so what's the real story?

>>149878744
He is taking a wage cut to be at Barcelona, no team could afford those wages

barca's pull is insane, taking urinated biggest talent like it's nothing lmao
feel bad for madrid tho, will this humiliation ritual ever end?

grim

There's zero chance there isn't a shady deal here.
Trashford is a has-been, lockeroom cancer, huge wages.
There's zero logical reason for him to sign for Barça.

La liga is farmers league so people are going to assume man united held him back when the competition is weaker from top to bottom

>>149855924
They needed an english dude like atleti has that funny guy for diversity quotas and merch sales

Another sign of Rashford's imminent departure from United came when his No10 shirt was given to new signing Matheus Cunha earlier this month.

for United, Rashford (age 27), has scored 138 goals with 77 assists

The real problem is that Rashford is too big for current MU.
Anyone would throw the towel and let go when you have to play for a team that shit that doesn't win anything or even play Champions.
He's going to break it at Barça, you read it here first.

>the Protestant Palmer

>>149878744
so is he gonna be Lewa's replacement?

>>149878744
the story is they'll dump a bunch of tax fraud charges on him as soon as he leaves