Thread 149856003

Tour de France (2.UWT)
Stage 15
Muret - Carcassonne
169.3km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2025/startlist

GC after stage 14:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2025/stage-14-gc

Roadbook:
https://mega.nz/file/Ks1WmTqT#o4__StR0te8_md9LKYWEfJLD4beu2OuF8da2-soXvI8

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2025/stage-15/live
https://racecenter.letour.fr/en

Streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://thedaddy.click/ (search by "cycling" or by TV channels)
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13:00 CET

Previous thread:
>>149840738

>Current and upcoming races
05.07 - 27.07 Tour de France 2.UWT
16.07 - 20.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.1 WE
20.07 La Picto - Charentaise 1.1 WE
21.07 Clàssica Terres de l'Ebre 1.1
25.07 Prueba Villafranca - Ordiziako Klasika 1.1
26.07 - 03.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT
6.07 - 30.07 Ethias-Tour de Wallonie 2.Pro
27.07 Vuelta a Castilla y Leon 1.1
02.08 Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa 1.UWT
04.08 - 10.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT
05.08 - 09.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro
06.08 - 08.08 Tour de l'Ain 2.1 M
06.08 - 10.08 Trans-Himalaya Cycling Race 2.1
06.08 - 17.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.1
07.08 - 10.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro
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14.08 - 17.08 Czech Tour 2.1
15.08 - 17.08 Tour de Romandie Féminin 2.WWT
15.08 Grote Prijs Yvonne Reynders 1.1 WE
15.08 Circuit Franco-Belge 1.Pro
17.08 La Polynormande 1.1
17.08 ADAC Cyclassics 1.UWT
19.08 - 22.08 Tour du Limousin-Périgord - Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.1
20.08 - 24.08 Lidl Deutschland Tour 2.Pro
20.08 - 24.08 Renewi Tour 2.UWT
21.08 GP Lucien Van Impe 1.1 WE
23.08 - 14.09 La Vuelta Ciclista a España 2.UWT

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/kCgLX5Pn

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://thedaddy.click/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

First for Lipowitz

Disabled youtube comments after getting infuriated reading absolutely retarded comments and opinions. I'm ascending.

Jorgenson today lost 17:48 to Pogacar. "Dual Leader" strategy indeed.

LipGOAT

Podium is already decided and there's still a week remaining

>>149856003 (OP)
First for squeek and this is pas normal
Investigations!

>>149856032
>getting triggered by youtube comments
KWAB

Roglic is only good in time trials these days

french retard says 2016 was bad
it literally had so many kino moments

Is Lipowitz of the smoll hat tribe descend?
Nose seems sus

It's over

poggiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

I just hope roglic makes it to paris

/CYC/ CHAMPIONSHIP 2025
TOUR DE FRANCE
stage 14

>blacklist
Is that real?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2COdmDjnP8w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zojjIghKQoM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQH3EPY03Tg

2016 is literally the most kino tdf in the past 30 years

>>149856003 (OP)
how is the situation with this right now?

>>149856032
take your meds

>>149856158
believing anythinhg this fat retard who doesn't even cycle thinks

>>149856159
2020

>>149855634
ski jumping

Vingegaard to TV2 Sport:
> actually thought he would attack – almost from the bottom, like he’s done the other times. But he didn’t. It seemed like they (UAE, ed.) were riding for the stage win, and then it looked like they changed their minds
>So I thought, maybe it’s because he (Pogacar, ed.) doesn’t have good legs. So why not give it a try?
Obvious take, yet there still exist people who claim this wasn't a gifted win, just one decided late.

>>149856166
Same. They would need to wash the whole castle or let the stripes become dirty again

>>149856158
Whos on the blacklist? Kuss, Girmay i presume, who else?

>>149856158
team rivalries sound pretty cool 2bh

>>149856183
Based /biathlon/ chads.

>>149856178
Mixed up lanterne rouge and la flamme rouge award

>>149856178
>can't even differentiate between Lanterne Rouge and La Flame Rouge
great, another one

>>149856159
holy fuck
what is that???!?
you mean to tell me cycling used to have guys regularly trading off attacks?!?!
>fRoOmE eRa WaS bOrInG pOg Is ThE gOaT

>>149856158
Yes, I believe some literal who twitter faggot

>>149856159
Did you even watch the race or just le epic ASO best of? It was boring

>>149856158
>>149856219
Politt confirmed there was a blacklist last year

>>149856186
mistakes were made

>>149856222
The man in the red is almost one year younger than Pogacar.

>>149856188
Why are they on the blacklist? Omerta?

>>149856226
Name one memorable stage from this tour

>>149856003 (OP)
desu pogi probably didn't attack to give the fish hopes so visma uses his niggers to push

mind the gap

>>149856175
Shan't

>>149856188
Probably just the core of Visma. Yates got a pass because he wasn't there when Pogi got beat by them.
>>149856119
I'd feel sad but he's just a mudslime meme now.

>>149856241
How do you end up on the blacklist?

>>149856254
Rouen, Hautacam. And this Tour isn't even good either

shan't be watching any C*rcassonne stage

>>149856278
ride for visma

>>149856254
hautacam was actually kino

>>149856166
From last septmeber

>>149856208
you type that like it's an insult

Here are vingegaard's wins the past 365 days

1 stage + GC in Algarve (2.Pro)
GC in Tour of Poland (WT)

>>149856339
Last time he dropped everyone in a race was Monte Petrano in Tirreno-Adriatico 2024

>>149856339
SO THIS IS HOW VINGEGAARD CAN STILL WIN TDF

>>149856339
1 kitchen cupboard installed
1 Ikea table assembled

FUCK W*UT

>Tadej Pogacar: "Vingegaard tried today, and he's very good. I expected him to attack earlier on the climb. I responded well, but I didn't have the firepower to counter-attack and give it my all right up to the finish. I controlled for the sprint."
Who the fuck believes this

Battle for third:
1. Lipowitz
2. Onley +1:25
3. Vauquelin +2:28
4. Roglic +2:41
5. Gall +4:07
6. Johannessen +4:40
7. Healy +10:48
8. Rodriguez +15:04
9. Jegat +16:25
10. O'Connor +22:22

>>149856389
pogacar cum guzzlers

>>149856396
Not really a battle. Lipo clearly better than the rest

>>149856280

The only "kino" moment in Hautacam was Narvaez 10 seconds sprint lmao

>>149856389
w*men

>>149856158
doesn’t this guy work for Visma?

>>149856407
they wouldn't believe that, why would they believe he couldn't counter attack

>>149856425
cute

>>149856389
Did he actually say that in an English interview or is that a terrible translation of what he said in the Slovenian one? I'm pretty sure he never said he didn't have the firepower in that one. He did basically say he was playing it safe and was just making sure Jonas didn't take any time off of him.

>>149856425
She looks like Cipo

>>149856448
You don't play it safe by having your team pull so hard that you burn them all out and leave only a group of tean or so favourites.

>>149856448
actually this, i heard the interview too and he said he had the firepower to counter attack and stay in his wheel, but wanted to stay in control

>>149856389
he didn’t look good today

>>149856448
English translation of a French translation of an interview in english for Eurosport after the stage. I don't have the original interview

Remco Evenepoel clearly still had to fight against his emotions when he spoke to the press.

The Tour de France continues without Remco Evenepoel. In the final stage of the Pyrenees, he pulled out, on the team's advice. Now it's time to find the cause of his malaise and, above all, to process the mental blow. "It's already been a seriously difficult year."

Tears welled up in Remco Evenepoel 's eyes when he had to give up, and they had barely dried when he spoke to the press at the team bus a few hours later.

"It just wasn't working. There was nothing in it. You can have a bad day once in a while, but three in a row, that's not normal."

"It was the best option to quit. Actually, it was (team director) Klaas (Lodewyck) who told me."

The logical question: what's causing this rapid decline? "I have no idea, we need to investigate that now. Everyone knows I've had a terribly bad winter, but... Who knows, maybe there's something wrong with the body? I can't say."

His coach, Koen Pelgrim, had already indicated that Evenepoel hadn't digested the Dauphiné well. "I couldn't really do any training in the lead-up to the Tour. I couldn't handle any intensity."

"Is it fatigue? Is my body not good enough this year? It could be anything. Off the bike, I don't feel bad, but on the bike, it's not working. I can't push as hard as I normally can."

Evenepoel says the problem isn't his shoulder—which he injured in the winter. "It's common knowledge that it still doesn't function properly. But that has no impact on cycling.

>>149856425
Looking again, the sign says "Powerless", kek.

>>149856504
Given all those problems, was it a good idea to come to the Tour? "Well, I won a stage, I was third for a long time. Until today, everything looked pretty good. But it went from bad to absolutely terrible. Today it really didn't work out."
"I could have come in with a gruppetto, but who knows, I might have caused even more fatigue in my body. Then I wouldn't be there in September either."
Evenepoel says all this while clearly battling his emotions. "It's already been a seriously difficult year. I've had to stay off the bike for a long time. I've built up my strength to get to the starting line in the best possible condition. But in the end, it all falls apart again. Yet another disappointment."
Evenepoel paused briefly at the top of the Tourmalet, where his parents were cheering him on. "From today on, they were supposed to be spending their week off in the Tour. I thought it was only right to stop and give an update. Unfortunately, they chose the worst day."

>>149856003 (OP)
If I were to guess why pogi attacked at the end, it's probably for the other 2 jerseys

>>149856504
rest well king

>>149856486
Maybe he's trying to come across as really humble in the international media or something? Although it's not like he's bragging or putting Jonas down in ours. He's also not very eloquent in English so maybe that plays a part too.

>>149856504
C u in Kigali

I think it's time we accept Remco is not as good as everyone makes him out to be

>>149856157
Lol, I won this stage, lmao.

But it was boring asf, and last few days were shit anyways, because my coffee machine is broken, cannot fix it.

>>149856568
Belgian Nibbles without the Voodoo

>>149856032
what if you are the retard

>>149856504
SAD!

>>149856425
>Doflamingo glasses
>Powerless
Ubermensch

>>149856517
hoeveel een man lijden kan

>>149856188
jorgenson

>>149856568
true he’s better

without Pogi and Ving, Remco is the best GC rider in the peloton. He's good, he just happens to be riding during the same era as one of the undisputed GOATs

>>149856628
he's not lmao. lipo and even rog is better

>>149856389
remember how he said he almost cracked during the TT?
he's just giving the press some lines to work with

>>149856628
He reminds me a lot of Valverde. Someone told him he can compete in Grand Tours, but they fail at high mountains.

Pogacar for Slovene RAI:
>Jonas is in a position where he needs to get time back. Today was a really challenging day. There were a lot of hills and bad weather. It was an extremely difficult day. I was leaning towards just controlling and not trying any special feats because Jonas could have had a little bit better day today. I didn't let him take a few seconds away from me. I waited for the last few hundred metres and sprinted for second place
>The team is here to win if we can. They did a really great job today. They drove exceptionally. Arensman was simply better today, hats off to him. What a performance! He really deserved this win.

Just don't have the energy today for my usual UrskaBlacked content spam. I've been demoralized.

>>149856606
one thing i have noticed about pogi over the years is he's actually not that nice. he's quite the douchebag, but he gets given a pass because people assume so much is lost in translation because he's ESL

>Arensman was simply better today, hats off to him. What a performance! He really deserved this win.

So fake, we all know he could have if he wanted.

>>149856668
it's not funny and no one likes it anyway. maybe you should just kill yourself

I don't know if it's Santini's or Pogi's fault but I don't understand this choice of wearing ugly yellow bibs instead of black

>>149856396
ROG DNS INCOMING

>>149856691
I like it

>>149856681
The reason I replied to that post, and directed readers to it, is that how blatantly false is the post in light of today's obvious gifting of a stage.

>>149856681
yea he's east euro hardman. not a low t beta cuck

>>149856697
It's a skinsuit

>>149856691
Amerifat has just been BTFO'd lmao >>149856698

Yet another L for the amerifarts.

>>149856691
It's funny, let's face it after the split there are few loonies left

>>149856697
+ white helmet instead of yellow. He looked much better in 2021

>>149856691
tsmt

>>149856701
i know, just saying, i've been watching pogi long enough and i follow him on insta and all that for a long time. he's kind of a dick, but people just assume it's him being an ESL and overlook it
he's good enough at english to know exactly what he's saying, and he's a jerk

>>149856681
Todays stage literally proved otherwise, Jonas attacked and Tadej followed. So he takes the stage and he's greedy. He doesn't and he's a liar.

>>149856697
it's a skin suit my dude

>>149856668
honorary jew lmao you do it for free

>>149856003 (OP)
they forgot to tell pog that restday is not today but monday

>>149856697
Who's Jonas looking for?

>>149856664
Kek nice psyops, of it was a vismoid up in first they would be drilling this like there was no tomorrow. They clearly gifted this stage

>>149856751
lmao

>>149856710
>>149856736
They can't do a skinsuit with black legs?

>>149856743
Oof kinda fucked up there pal, see you in 3.

>>149856715
Are you a /bert/ baby? Because you KNOW that you are not allowed here outside of race hours right? Get yourself BACK into your little containment normie cage.

What I liked today was that they actually had camera on some of the top 10 GC riders aka the exciting riders.

>>149856749
I ahree, but clearly gifting a stage comes with the stipulation that the gifter must not call it so.

>>149856504
you missed the best part

>Remco's parents, mom Agna and dad Patrick, were at the top of the Tourmalet, the climb on which Evenepoel gave up. "I knew they were going to come and support. But it was the worst day to come."

The cutest vismoid
https://microcutsme.straw.page/

>>149856806
oh damn, this sucks for him

Does this mean he's going to Bora?

>>149856806
LMFAO

>>149856780
They could have just said that the cost benefit wasn't worth it, that 3.5 min from the last climb was a bit too much when there's still a lot of mountains to go through in the last week. That would have been more believable.

>>149856860
Remco-->Narvaez--->Pogi on Cipressa next year

>>149856759
They could do. You could imagine sponsors insisting on association with yellow, though

>>149856809
wot

Oliver Cookson (DS - IGD): 5000CHF (5361EUR) fine, yellow card, for incorrect behaviour that endangers spectators

>>149856965
he should pay it to spectator. it make no sense to give it to UCI

>>149856965
what happened? i only caught the end of the stage

>>149856809
>w*ut and fishboy fan
kek, must be fake

>>149856986
nothing stops the person to sue Ineos, but I have no idea about squeaker laws.

>>149856158
based

>>149857008
There are plenty of those. Usually old divorced dutch/belgian hags

>>149857004
See >>149856013

>>149857038
they deserved it. get the fuck out of the road, retard. there's a race going on

Castrillo winning tomorrow

>>149856965
The fan is the in the wrong tho

>>149856628
you know sprinters coped with today's stage better than memco, right?

>>149857105
So Milan must be a better GC rider than Remco then

>>149856683
>>149856664
Is there seriously anyone left who can't see through this fake nice guy image? He's the biggest asshole in cycling since Lance

>>149857135
he's just esl
i bet him and rog are best pals talking in slovenian

>>149857135
if only netflix made more series we could get a narrative going

>>149856656
>one trick pony that only can rely on his TT aero vs one of the most versatile riders in the past 30 years who could win classics, GTs, including mountain stages but was meh at TT

this might be the worst comparison of all time

>>149857176
Yeah I agree Valverde is the most overrated rider of all time

Should Bora sign Memeco?

>>149856697
this hideousness only really started in the past 5 years started by Pogacar

why was remco always alone? where the fuck were his teammates?

>>149856806
Same thing happened in the 2019 giro Passo Joao stage where they drive to the dolomites to see evenepoel lose 24 minutes to Bernal

>>149857188
why are french so fucking retarded?

>>149856504
>>149856806
why is the cowardly Wout van Aert not at his side to support him. SAD

are you an onleyfan?

>>149856780
>>149856749
>>149856664
>>149856875
someone on CN said that Sivakov lost excatly one minute 30 during his 3km pull. Pretty shure they wanted the stage but not enough to risk a long solo after a Yatesi launch

remcokings, new excuse dropped
we're fucking back

Don't forget to Watch the Femmes (26 July)

>>149857335
He was out for three months it’s very long crash was very bad people give him too much shit. for comparison vinge’s crash in basque he was back in training after a month

>>149857335
Makes sense, for clean riders it's just hard to come back to grand tour shape after a long layoff

>>149857210
Eenkhoorn was there with him but Memco insisted on being left alone

>>149857379
Had me look at his strava. This is the biggest cringfest I've seen in a while

>>149857335
>performances has fluctuated
To me they seemed consistently garbage

>>149857481
won a classic and two TT's

>>149857481
You started watching cycling on 17th July 2025?

>>149857335
this is a reasonable excuse desu

>>149856720
the old met helmet looked better too

>>149857501
ah yes, 1.pro classic and was beaten by fucking wellens in belgium's championship

>>149857501
won a classic and two TTs award

>>149857590
>>149857596
You don't have to like him is okay

>>149857501
Even powless kwabbed wout this year

>>149857590
don't forget he beat mr w*ut in the classic lmao what does that tell us about hairdoboy

>>149857590
Wellens dropped half the GC men on Hautacam. UAE dopage knows no bounds.

>>149857616
you don't have to listen to facts either

maybe this result is better for memco overall, he realized he's not a gc rider (at least in a half decent tour)

>>149857667
kwab of the year
nothing else comes close

>>149857667
I watch the entire webm whenever it's posted. The facepalm from Benoot is such a perfect detail

>>149857616
I genuinely used to like him a lot before he cut off his balls and became a mudslime eunuch bitch.

>>149857659
fact is him having to beat both pogacar and jonas to get that TT win the point is consistency here

>>149857682
He realised he's not meant for cycling more like. Anderlecht U25s are waiting for him.

>>149857176
The only GT he won was La Vuelta against Samuel Sanchez and Cadel Evan’s, come on. He was a great rider but never a real GT contender.

>>149857701
He's the best tt in the world even out of form

>>149857718
only on flat tts and that's because pogi and the fish don't get some weight

>>149857701
Ganna would have won, it's not fair Pippo bros

>>149857718
bringing back pogy in amstel is also form

>>149857764
Pogi just underestimated how dead he was after roubaix

>>149857701
let's cut the baby in half: he's consistently good in flat tts and consistently shit at everything else. Doesn't make him a yc contender in a serious race though

Still seething about today stage

>>149857776
I accept your consneeding

i hope pogacar dies

>>149857888
Why the hate

>>149856250
Girmay because he's black obviously

>>149856222
he looks like peak torques son

>>149856628
lipo is better, onley probably too

>>149857353
Of course

>>149856241
>>149856158
i rewatched the podcast with Politt and he just said there was a list of friends and enemies on the bus refrigerator and the later list was getting bigger as the tour went on

>>149858143
You think uno-x made the cut?

>>149856965
total zombie spectator death, I HATE these retards just blankly staring at their phone not even witnessing the spectacle happening right in front of them. worst of them are the basque fans with their ugly ass flag though, it is a mere wonder that no one has yet cought one of their shitflags in the wheel

>>149858143
Jonas needs to collect Good Boy Points

>>149858190
>basque fans with their ugly ass flag
This. This flag is so ugly

>>149858241
Reminds me of maroc flag green and red is just shit

>>149857667
stil funy

>>149856965
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

Urska

Black men

>>149858419
Schizobrit did you vote Juden-Keir by chance

>>149858458
>perhaps
Kek, forgot about this one

What if I am just an amateur cyclist who wants to put out the sickest watts possible. How do I find this alleged dope pogacar is taking?

>>149858601

Do an Icarus 2.0 burgerbert.

Good luck

>>149858601
No need just take EPO

nearly week 3
cya on Ventoux Pogo

>>149858458
I don’t know Jonas has stayed the same the team seems less visible compared to last year and way worse to 2022/23

>>149858635
He could well be better than in previous years. It's stage 14, we've barely hit the mountains, and he's almost 4 minutes clear of everyone else (and almost 20 minutes clear of RODRÍGUEZ CANO). It's just that Pog's reaching new heights of dopage

>>149857147
Roglic basically accused him of doping when he got annihilated on the TT in 2020. Don't think he likes him at all.

>>149858635
the team is week. Wout clearly miles passed his peak. Kuss has given up on taking the sport seriously. Jorgensen giga crack today. Yates old and did the Giro. Everyone is worse Jonas included. Campy the only on who can hold his head high.

>>149858753
I mean Campy comes from being a litteral comic filler at lotto…

no real person thought jonas would have a shot this tour.

>>149858753
The way Kuss, Wout and Yates are performing combined with Vingegaards inexplicable two bad days really does make you think that they've lost access to something.
It can't simply be carbon monoxide. Something else is missing. Either that or UAE have gotten some new state sponsored liquid that no one else is using.

>>149827520
it was jumbo visma legend michel hessman! appearantly he lives in freiburg and he was out on a training ride while i was enjoying my cycling holiday in baden wurttermberg

>Therefore, it is highly strange to give up right now. It's like inviting people to a big party and getting everything ready and then cancelling the whole thing half an hour before the start, just because you accidentally spilled red wine on the carpet. As soon as the fruits of the hard work are to be harvested, you give up just because there is a little – or a lot – of adversity.
Axelgaard is not happy with Visma giving up

>>149858439
No I don't vote
De-legitamize the system
He had lowest turn out ever iirc

Pogachud probably smokes the meanest meth available before every stage.

>>149858888
Holy quads. And yes, they've lost access to CO

>

:)

Found Pog on bike in his own village

https://www.google.com/maps/@46.2139612,14.5275254,3a,26.7y,278.14h,81.34t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1su8-OUVYnUeyl8-HH4Eg2Jw!2e0!6shttps:%2F%2Fstreetviewpixels-pa.googleapis.com%2Fv1%2Fthumbnail%3Fcb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile%26w%3D900%26h%3D600%26pitch%3D8.659999999999997%26panoid%3Du8-OUVYnUeyl8-HH4Eg2Jw%26yaw%3D278.14!7i16384!8i8192!5m1!1e4?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI1MDcxNi4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D

>>149857135
explain to me why he's an asshole
what did he do?

>>149858888
was Kuss shit last year I honestly can’t remember so I think yes

>>149859030
Pls dont feed d*nes with (You)s.
Thanks

you can't evaluate form purely based on relative strength. it could be that visma is better or equal to last year but they've also raced harder and lost a bunch of guys to fatigue. the average speed has been faster this year and most of that is due to visma attacks. this explains the observation.

>>149857129
well he's higher in GC on this tour...

Remco used to be my favorite rider pretty much since 2020
I've seen every race he started since then and he supported him.
This year it changed since he became a Muslim. I'm not a spiteful or a vengeful person but somehow it feels so good to see him kwab

>>149858888
lost access to Jumbo money

just how juiced is pogacar?

>>149859160
Are you a christian yourself?

>>149859160
same

>>149859233
>you need to be christian to hate muslims
lol

Why is pogacars doping so much better than vingegaards?

Found where Jorgenson was

>>149859258
I was just asking

ever since CO re-breathing was banned visma has been shit

>>149859160
>he became a Muslim
Is this true or a /cyc/ joke?

>>149858943
thought thats about remco

>>149859160
I liked to see him do well and fail because both were integral to his persona. Seething and absolute glory months apart. He was fun. Now I hope to see him fail more often. His seething is no longer cute and quirky, I just see an angry taliban. Perception of him has completely changed.

>>149859329
No, he converted because of his wife.

>>149859329
It is actually true. I thought it was a dumb meme for months. His girlfriend is north african so he converted. IIRC he uses prayers before the olympics and finds it 'relaxing'. Absolute mong.

>>149859353
>His seething is no longer cute and quirky, I just see an angry taliban. Perception of him has completely changed.

>>149859329
he took extra time off for some reason after his shoulder healed
exoerts say it was to recover from circumcision

>>149859360
If he finally comes out as gay I'll actually like him and be his fanboy. Danebro was right, it's a lavender relationship because Urska has.... different sexual preferences. Related to black men and their large penises. She likes to get fucked by black men with large penises.

Imagine if Fagacar wins like 12 tours lmao
He'd have been killed by a french boomer before his 10th I think.

Go to 26:20 and listen to Broe's words. It's rare but this time he gets it. Pog wants no Vismas for the stage win but was fine with Arensman.
Not sure about the team classification but UAE actually reduced the gap with 5 mins to Visma today so who knows.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvgqq5BYwjs

>>149859301
Smartest triathlete

>>149859472
I think if he manages to win 6 or 7 he will just quit GT racing and become a full-time classics guy

>>149859329
it's true, and also why he stops mid race to pray

>>149859517
Yes, this has been said for years. Poogacar is a very petty and vindictive person. You see this from UAE often. The fact that Jumbo snatched the Giro from UAE is genuinely hilarious when you consider this, especially as Yates didn't even take a stage lmao.

DS's will see this and use that to their advantage on other teams. They will try to kill off Jumbo riders. The stage Yates won was a terrible day for UAE because their team was in shambles, the break was extremely strong and then Healy was a train for the yellow jersey. A perfect concoction but if it was a different day that doesn't even come close to the line. This is one of the reason knowers hate poogacar. Petty and vindictive.

>>149859258
I’m Jewish and yes

>>149859517
Left the video on too long after the comment and just remembered why I hate them so much. Insufferable amateurs. And ironically they made it to the big leagues working for Jumbo.

>>149859024
nooooo, my linkies are gone

>>149859160
100% this, but I am spiteful and want to see him fail until yoko ono disappears or he rebukes islam and mudslimes worldwide

Gifting a stage is not a real thing. The only thing you can gift is a defeat.

>>149859702
they are just not anglos

>>149860131
damn

>>149860131
deep

>>149860158
Anglos are one of the more gracious honorable races in cycling. Meds are scum however.

Thinking about that covid Giro and wtf happened there.

>>149860395
anglos are fake. like schizo brit they just suppress their ugly emotions while in public and let it out in the dark places.

KWAB(aby)

>>149860395
Which Anglo runner paid hacker to hack a testing lab?

Initially, a request was made that the press conference questions be solely race-related, but when Arensman did arrive for his press conference – after a considerable delay – Julien Prétot of Reuters and Chris Marshall-Bell of Cycling Weekly both asked questions on the topic. This was after an ASO employee had checked the accreditations and noted the publications of the journalists who expressed a desire to ask about the issue. The press conference lasted less than four minutes, with just four questions asked.

>win a stage
>nobody cares
>they prefer to ask questions about 2012 doping

>>149860395
Anglos are the worst sanctimonious hypocrites in every sport.

>>149858940
is he still riding in the jersey of Liane as he has the same size as her and because for copyright reasons movistar needs to wear a special version of their jersey with the telefonica logo being replaced?

UAE strategy of a blacklist is perfect. Even if they get busted for doping, get their results voided, blacklisted riders will be so far down, they will certainly not be declared winners.

>>149860395
>Fagtony Joshua (crybaby)
>Lewis, Russell, Norris (all crybabies)
>TeamSky (https://youtube.com/watch?v=RFgnaogJ9EI&pp=ygUMZ3Jvb3Z5IHRyYWlu)
>England Men's & Women's (both pathetic and full of ragers, soys and anti-monarchists)
>Nigel Short (defected to Iran ffs)
>Andy Murray (typical tennis crywanker)
Gypsy King was the only good one we had and even he turned in to a crybaby.

>>149860764
but jonas is 2nd

>>149860972
I meant for the stages. Today it is alleged they pulled as Kuss was in the break. Obviously General Classification of another rider is a bit harder to alter with a strong team.

>>149861023
hope he enjoys some good rest after all of his rest

>>149860452
>like schizo brit they just suppress their ugly emotions while in public and let it out in the dark places
Lmao cope

>>149860923
Do you hate yourself?

>>149856013
>be the only black person to be interested in TdF
>get hit by a team car

>>149860452
>says the american

>>149861058
ah yeah I understand

>>149859517
Pog is cosmically butthurt that Vingegaard waited for him in that crash on the descent in 2022

>>149861023
RemKING

>>149861023
what a pussy ass bitch, at least jonas still has heart enough to keep trying

>>149858586
holy fuck I hope Visma has blood bags lined up for week three and they unleash hell

What a week of racing we've had since the last edition of /WORLD TOUR WINE/ !! Today we finish off the Pyrenean campaign with a most unusual (and unexpected!) wine.

Today's stage began in Pau, high in the foothills of South West France bordering the high Pyrenees. The vineyards just southwest of Pau (known as Jurançon) are known for sweet and dry white wines made from Gros Manseng and Petit Manseng grapes. The landscape here is hilly, but lush with high rainfall. Today's wine is a Petit Manseng, which are left on the vine until late November or even later, shriveling in the sun and dried by the winds sweeping down from the Pyrenees to the south.

Didier Dagueneau Les Jardins de Babylone Moelleux 2018 ($160)

I should make a comment about the producer here, Didier Dagueneau. He was an absolute legend in the Loire Valley. Although from a family with deep history of winemaking, he spent his youth as a motorcycle and sled dog racer, returning to his ancestral farms in Pouilly-Fume in 1982. He was a complete bastard, criticizing his neighbors for their shit wines. His exacting, autistic methods in the vineyards elevated Sauvignon Blanc to new heights, and he basically single-handedly created the reputation of Pouilly-Fume and the modern Loire Valley for Sauvignon Blanc. He died in an ultralight plane crash in 2008. Today's wine was made by his son, Benjamin Louis.

Pours a soft gold with high viscosity. The nose has wonderful tension of sweet tropical fruit (pineapple, apricot, peach nectar) and an intriguing mentholated/minty note. The palate has an attack of honey, ripe pear, and apricot and then a little thrill of acidity to cut through the mouth-coating body.

This is very fine. To be honest, I had no idea this was a sweet wine. The nose is so aromatic, but I wish the body and palate had a bit more verve to it. I would compare this to a solid Sauternes. Price is inflated by the Dagueneau name. I'll be drinking this over the next couple of weeks.

>>149859329
joke

>>149861216
there's plenty of black tdf fans

why is remco such a weakmind?

>>149861445
imagine pushing at 7w/kg and then you look to your left and it's just some dudes ween

>>149861445
Froome with the wig

>>149861445
>not running with a diamond hard on

pathetic

>>149861445
Say the line, schizobrit.

>>149861479
Image taking your kids to see the tour and when the peloton passes you see a bunch of twink penises pissing in your general direction on 40km/h

>>149861626
Urska was made for BBC

Making some vegetable stock from all the leftover veggies I've been freezing recently

>>149861799
don't threaten me with a good time
there's nothing I love more than athletic twinks

It's thundering but not raining right now. Very cool phenomena

>LONG WAY TO PARIS
>TOUR IS STILL YOUNG
>JUST A FEW BAD DAYS NOTHING SPECIAL
>ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN
>WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS TOMORROW
>TOMORROW'S A NEW DAY
>YOU NEVER KNOW WHATS GONNA HAPPEN
>STILL A LONG WAY TO PARIS PAL
>ALL DAYS CAN'T BE GOOD DAYS, YOU KNOW?
>WE'RE ONLY IN THE SECOND WEEK
>LOTS MORE TOUR DE FRANCE TO GO
>YOU JUST NEVER KNOW WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN
>TEAM HAS PLANS FOR THE NEXT STAGES
>TOMORROW IS A DIFFERENT DAY
>PARIS IS STILL FAR AWAY
>WELL, WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS

>>149861445
This is hardly BBC anyway. She likes them Nigerian brutish barbarians with swinging throbbing horsecocks, not a coloured cycling fan wearing converse lmao. She prefers dem air jordans and nikes.

>He was more than four minutes ahead. He extended his lead by four seconds.
>There was no mercy.
>Tadej Pogacar was heading for a legacy that risks occupying more space in the statistics than in the heart.

Lmao at this cope in a danish newpaper

>>149856157
Where is skelly? where is /elite/? where it remkwab?

By the time we're in Paris ill be fighting for a top 50. Only pogi is saving me from total shame

>>149862296
I've been picking both Pogi and Jonas every Tour since 2022 don't know why people don't realise it's the obvious right thing to do

>>149862395
Because goombling.
The satisfaction when you pick a 6 point Samuel Watson and he wins a stage is so much higher than if you play it safe.

>>149862395
This is my first year picking with my brain instead of my heart and I'm finally not in the bottom third of the league.

Remco really DNFed even though he could have just lost time and go win in the break in Carcassonne or Pontarlier. Weakmind

SKJELMOSE WHAT THE HELL WAS THIS????

IT'S A SIGN NOT A MARIO KART ITEM YOU DUMB FUCK

>>149863521
he just really loves road furniture

>>149862962
>Remco
>win
that's a good one

>>149863521
KEK fuck trek

>>149862395
Where's the fun in that?

>>149856396
Who the fuck is Jegat?

>>149864372
jegat deez nuts

>>149864372
Had exactly the same experience today when the group ticker said >Gr. Jegat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Po--XAp4SAY

Cool video. Hard to realize just how insanely fast these guys are from moto and helicopter shots

>>149864613
>disabled embedded playback
Just how greedy are ASO?

>>149862395
because you have no sovl

>>149861445
quintessentially French

>>149864613
looks like the old Velon vids
maybe they got bought out by letour?

Exercised ate well small coffee at 10am vitamins and magnesium. Feel like I'm on cocaine or some stims. Cannot sleep or relax after herbal teas. Took a promethazine which hopefully will help.

SEETHING this is fucking shite

>>149856186
>>149856244
>does nothing
>wins
based. hes literally me

>>149865093
H Y P O M A N I A
Got any antipsychotics left over?

>>149859301
tramadol?

>>149865214
Just not looking up. Same thing almost killed Bernal.

>>149856396
People like to shit on Pogi and Jonas, but without them this dogshit would be the top ten of a Tour de France

For the first time in history no rider from the 20th century is eligible for the White Jersey

>>149860501
Funny how Froome and Team Sky deleted all posts mentioning their doping doctor

>>149862962
He saw no chance to land on the podium and lost all interest. Dishonorable loser mentality!

>>149859301
Never happened to me yet. *'knock on wood*

Old picture of Roglic and Lipowitz

>>149859329
It's the sad truth. Remco isn't the smartest, he fell in love with a muslima et voilà!

>>149859422
> She likes to get fucked by black men with large penises.
How do you know? Because she is a woman?

>>149857135
He isn't considered an asshole by the other riders because ALL of them dope. But they are probably very envious because they know that he has some "supporting means" they do not have yet.

>>149856751
It's a wordplay I guess, more -> less. I'm such a clever AI.

>>149865356
2000 is in the 20th century

>>149866234
Ok then next year
>It will be Pogi and Jonas again

Number of attacks in this Tour:
Pogacar: 3
Vingegaard: 4

>>149866389
Wasn't funny last thread either

You now remember Gijs Leemreize

>>149866453
nope

>>149866453
qui?

I hope you learn from remcos downfall, cyc. The wrong woman will absolutely obliterate your life. Doesn't matter if she has a nice fertile arab bunda, there's a reason they say to never stick your dick into crazy. It would be nice if you just did it for a while you knew when to stop, but you won't. And then you'll be done. Funny thing though is that not only memco fell, but the whole team was basically built around him. Remember when shitstep used to dominate stages and one day races? Yeah, the muslims took that away from you

>>149866871
>>149866905
Fake Giroheads

>>149867120
I kind of wish I stuck my dick in crazy at least once in my life

>>149859329
he had to pull out because ramadan fasting has long lasting effects on nutrition and endurance

So will the Vuelta be the same as this, specially when it won't be as hot as other years due to not going to the South? Is there anyway that Pogacar won't win other than a chute?

>>149868304
Pogi seems unbeatable right now in GTs. We'll have to wait and see how things will change. Because they will

>>149867306
same. still waiting for my BIG moment!

/les heures des burgers - edition Canadienne/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSffz_bl6zo&list=RDfjUGC8g4GOE&index=3

>>149868425
yeah, a lot of riders seem unbeatable until suddenly they do

The mountain stage was the best stage of the first half

>>149867306
My one and only long term relationship was with a black girl with bipolar. A year in she decided to go off her meds. You never think you could become annoyed by yet *another* suicide threat, but it is in fact possible

>>149866394
trying to get first descent is not an “attack”

Good morning I hate TNT Sports

What is this Tour de France nonsense about? Any /Auterive/ fellas in here? I’m on vacation and ended up coming to watch for shits and gigs, no clue what I’m doing

>>149874163
ayoo exactly the same for me down to every last detail. It gets so exhausting. You can still care about someone deep down but on a real and surface level absolutely not give a shit about them any more.

Any news on Skjelly's injuries. Having seen his crash from a fan's perspective, it would be a miracle if he raced again in the next 2 months.

Script readers, what am I in for today?

>>149876513
Saw a twitter post saying nothing broken

I think I will bet both WvA and MVDP to win the stage, I need to feel something. Maybe Quinn too.

>>149876542
Basically the last chance for a french win. So huge breakaway fight, elite break and gregoire that escapes with 30km to go with grug and wout marking each other

>>149876557
There is a reason grug wout and sagan almost never won from the break in the tour

>>149876542
pogiwinslol. Also, massive Lipo fellating on the Sportschau broadcast

half of these lads I didn't even know were in the race
Magnus Cort remember him

>>149876542
Muh breakaway will be hard fought MVDP will probably win

>>149876542
giga break where Romeo sneaks away for the win

test

>>149876608
Don't threaten me with a good time

Read the Clinic this morning. It's just as good as it was last year

>>149876705
Jumbo left because they were fudging their books and had a massive scandal in netherlands it’s still on going

Kek
Someone post the webm of the BASED spectator spitting on Pogi yesterday

>>149876784
one of these days an ulcer will kill you

Alaphilippe wins today unironically

>>149876705
what are these magnets and where do I get them?
imagine a whole team was using motors. not a random jobber team but the biggest team in the sport. I can't imagine that it's beyond ridiculous.

>>149876807
lol

>>149876705
what are those 2016 CX rides he is talking about - do we have videos?

>>149876823
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUGNKwcbbDw

>>149876823
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUGNKwcbbDw
/cyc/ old classic

Technically we're back in the massif central today

>>149876854
>>149876872
how is that not common knowledge? thats 100% motor doping KEK what a fucking loser

>>149876902
Languedoc no?

>>149876908
Yeah but the south of the massif central is in Languedoc

>>149876908
He means the mountain range. People mostly associate it with clermont ferrand and the region around it but it's quite a big massif with a lot of underated parts

Woutbros, today will be our day

>>149862256
Actually 8 seconds, so he's twice as heartless.

if I were visma I'd have gone conservative until the ventoux stage where I'd drill it the whole way, even flats. this is because the only weakness Pog showed last year was fueling during stage post rest days. this means that if they estimate expenditure wrong on this stage it can lead to a gap.

so this is the best chance for a gap, and then hold on for dear life.

apparently the first thing remco did after his dnf was visiting a mosque.

>>149876732
They also sell literal poison. I dare you to read their ingredient lists. Even the "fresh cuts" are a scam. There was fucking bamboo in my fresh schellekes kippenwit. AH is almost just as bad. Never shopping in dutch stores ever again.

Also girmay wins

>>149876854
That's 100% a motor WTF???????

>>149877195
extremely cucked and retarded

>>149877195
>please god, help me get stronger
>doesn't help
what are these retards thinking? god never helps

Abandon van eetvelt!

>>149877051
really gives you a think

>>149877195
the first thing he did was buy a hot meal

>>149877304
oh no. whatever Axelgard is gonna do now

imagine what uae woudlve done if soler didnt dnf

>>149877326
but Soler is still there

>>149877328
He means the Portuguese Soler

>>149877331
exactly

>>149877331
rude!

>>149877339
You have a great reaction collection. I wish I didn't phonepost as much so I couldn't find an excuse to not have (steal) it too.

hello

>>149877407
well, yes. most part of it is countless variations of Wout's kwab moments

>Alaphilippe saying that he had offered a bib to the spectator from the day before
>"sorry I tore your sign, here's my dirty undies instead. and fuck W*ut!"

>>149877501
pretty sure this is Gaudu

>>149876612
>Quinn simmons

>>149862256
Probably a taxpayer funded newspaper, on which the idea that you have to win to bring in money to pay the people in your organization is lost.

>>149857208
It really started with sprinters and their skinsuits.

>>149877520
wtf I like alaphilippe now

>The Tour de France’s race director, Christian Prudhomme, has strongly suggested that the era of the race always finishing in a bunch sprint on the Champs-Élysées in Paris is over.
>This year, the Tour returns to the French capital, but it does so with a twist: though stage 21 finishes on the Champs-Élysées in the shadow of the Arc de Triomphe, the race has been inspired by the racing drama and huge crowds of the Paris Olympics road circuit and will now complete three laps of the Montmartre climb before reaching the famous cobbled boulevard.
>Prudhomme was asked if ASO, the organising body behind the Tour, was considering the possibility of finishing the race in a different city other than Paris on a more regular basis.
>“I think that the arrival in Nice, outside of Paris, won’t be unique. We were delighted with Nice,” he said. “But what’s crucial for me is to always keep a really strong relationship with the city of Paris. That’s crucial for me.
>“The only real question is, if one year we don’t go to Paris, what do we do? You can’t get angry, and we certainly don’t want to fall out with the Mayor of Paris, but there are municipal elections next year in March in all of France’s big cities. Naturally we’ll have to work with a new team because Anne Hidalgo, the Mayor of Paris, isn’t running. We’ll see how all that goes.
>“The fundamental question for me – because we could easily have the finish elsewhere – is what’s going to happen the year after [in 2027]? It’s clear that Paris can’t be closed off for the Tour de France. That’s impossible for me. Paris is Paris.
>“There are tons of factors that are taken into account. Of course people saw Nice and are going to say, ‘You can come and finish here’. Yes. When we chose Nice, there was another big French city that was also put forward. I won’t tell you which one, but there was another big French city that was a candidate to host the final day of the Tour de France.”

>>149877616
based, 2bh. fuck sprinters

Matteo Jorgenson is such an ugly lesbian it makes me sick to my stomach

rather weird explanation. makes you wonder what were they thinking when choosing him for a TdF roster in the first place and why they waited so long to admit he's not up to the task.

>>149877616
Angling for foreign cities to pay to host the final stage, I assume.

>>149877627
Oh, he cute!

>>149877661
>would ASO be open to the possibility of having a Grand Arrivée – as they billed and marketed the finish in Nice last year– in another country? “No, for me the Tour should finish in France,” Prudhomme answered. Always? “Yes. That said, I don’t think anyone is in doubt about my interest in big cities abroad. The French, in any case, are in no doubt, because I’m criticised for it.”
>When told that the Tour could make a big profit from staging a finish outside of France, Prudhomme responded: “The question of money is never the first question. You might not believe me, but for the Tour de France, it’s never the first question. The first question is to do things that are beautiful and please people, and then the money comes. It’s Bernard Hinault who said: if you want to win money, you won’t win any races, but if you win races, you will win money. This is the philosophy. I think that if we thought about money first, we wouldn’t manage anything.”

bees claimed another victim

>>149856003 (OP)
I don't get why pogi doesn't push for the green jersey, he could get 12-15 points at the intermediate sprints by just being in front

>>149877656
Still a favourite for today

>>149877694
at least three stars

They should rotate Paris and a random city every year same with the Giro those final gimick stages are just a waste of time do a shorter race and spend more time with podium celebrations if needed

Another chance for the Norwegian assassins

>>149877051
>The one where he goes down hill next to the bike, not even touching the pedals
So what's the logical explanation for that one? The others you can say he just presses the pedals really hard, but this?

WHEN DOES THIS TRASH START????? IT SAYS 1300 BUT ITS 1318 AND NOTHING IS HAPPENING FUCKKK

Wout in aero helmet. Trine won't be happy

>>149877776
1330

>>149877777
damn, wasted quints on Wout

Lmao kept refreshing tiz and it would work. Actually turns out the stage wasn’t on for another 3 mins

>>149877833
Just watch on daddylive. It's much better and faster

>>149877755
also the other ones start spinning up at a moment where there is 0 (zero) pressure applied, all 3 are sus af

I broke one of my spokes today
Day is ruined

>>149877839
yes but sometimes the delay is worse. how will i be able to keep up with the thread if im 30s behind

I've seen this one before...

Waar Maarten?

Rape ranked 6 lads, I think we're good.

>Jorgenson
yeah, that kills break chances

literally me

Someone enlighten me, i thought they warm up for every stage on home trainers. What is the Arkea guy raving about

gendarmebro is stuck

I went for a bicycle ride today and I had a good time.

>>149877938
heh

very cool name

>>149877966
>tfw no uzbeki giantess to step on me

Let the Indian stew alone for the next 100km

>>149877952
Actually Remco in disguise

Miss me yet?

>>149877976
I understood this bert reference.

>>149877980
Imagine her balloon lips touching your dick

Heh Foss?

hé, Foss?

>>149878004
i want to put a tire pump in her butt and pump until she explodes

>>149877975
the pedalton calls him the flying dentist

if i see one more The Feed commercial

logins to what?

>>149877039
>>149877051
>>149877059
surely some assistance is allowed in this variation of cycling?

Traffic jam

Total German death

collected?

Give him some cardboard and put him back on the bike

Fucking smooth round cobbles embedded in the middle of clean asphalt

>filthy med gets keked
ha-ha!

>>149877501
bisshop class look

maybe don't ride in the very back of peloton if you're a GC rider?

keking at visma

>>149878091
Not like you can just move up in those narrow streets it just happens

Chute alaphilippe and de lip
Vingegaard lachee

>>149861355
>No response to my wine
Exactly how I felt. It was good, but not very interesting. I feel nothing

>>149878112
Fish chuted too.

>>149877676
that bee sting happened two days ago his face was swollen at the TT

mmm, tramadol

UAE should Politt on the front and blast it

>>149878124
I love that little retard

>>149878124
do they actually get tramadol or is it just some ibuprofen?

>>149878067
Kino
I’m in Auterive and it was way more fun seeing niggas crash out on cobbles than just cruise thru
Get good

Also the band was playing goofy songs and everyone was cheering Olé while they were writhing in pain lmao

>be Roglic
>finish yesterday’s stage
>German interviewer approaches you
>he only asks you about Lipowitz

>van aert and campenaerts trying to break away while vingegaard is lachee

Based. Visma finally made the call

>>149878124
how is that hygienic

GUYS!

>open pcs
>entire bora team is a min behind
?

Mutiny in the Visma group

>>149878154
wat nou

Was Quinn involved in the chute

>>149878159
Small town had a traffic jam and it split into 3 groups

>>149878115
Alcohol is the devil.

How big was the crash? Missed it :[

>>149878159
chute, big split

>>149878168
Believe it or not, he caused it by his mere aura

>>149878168
involved in chute
>Vingegaard
>Lipowitz
>Onley
>Sivakov
>Benoot
>Alaphilippe
>Castrillo
>Consonni
>Van Dijke

attaque de pogacar à 140km de l'arrivée

this is how Mathieu secures green

#Samenwinnenbros....

>>149878197
wtf happened webm?

>>149878115
This is /cyc/ not /ck/, don't be surprised if no one responds to your attention seeking.

>>149878193
Van Dijk is a football player and Castrillo is a 13th century knight. Rusbert is not fooling me

LMAO Judas Van Aert pacing in front because of Trine

>>149878154
PePePAaAARTAAY

famous last words

>>149878208
trust me he's not attention seeking he's just a wineautist

It's over before it even properly started

Wout and Campy +1 other shitting on Jonas

Jonas also chuted, you could see his red helmet on the ground

So Trine was actually right?!

>>149878176
You are not a true Belgian

>>149878210
Really nailing the ghoul look here

So did Jonas actually hit the deck or what

>>149878229
She would look better if she didn't pull her hair back

Pogacar desperately pleading with van aert to please stop attacking

>>149878210
that helmet guaranteed that he will never win Le Tour ever again. He looked so DUMB!

>>149878234
I think he was just held up. He was a bit further behind just a few moments before the chute

>>149878238
Why would Pogacar want to do that? Is his goal just to mirror Vingegaard 100% except at the end attack when he knows he will beat Vingegaard?

>>149878244
Ah okay

>>149878234
from the pictures you could only tell two people hit the deck iirr Alah and one EF guy

>>149878230
Correct, Im OG west-flemish. Belgians dont exist

>Campy
>Van Aert
>Jorgenson
The most loyal domestiques going onto the friends of Pogi list

>>149878275
based. One of the biggest fake countries in Europe im sorry that you cant be part of the Netherlands

>>149878234
idk but Allah was the only one who was on the ground for long
everybody else either didn't chute or got back up super quickly

>decide to take a nap for first time this tour
>Masschute

Now that everyone pushes hard from the start should the sprint point be closer to the start? Sprinter teams cant control this for 60km

wtf is happening now

>>149878293
>that you cant be part of the Netherlands
Nah fuck that, independent Flanders is where it's at.

>>149878294
Is Allah the Tudor guy? Yeah he got KWABOTY’d, every one else kept going

Jonas going crazy, trying to close the gap with Romeo alone

Spanish-Danish alliance

>>149878138
they used to take tramadol just before hard climes in the past but it's been banned now, so probably just some ibuprofen or paracetamol

>>149878207
nothing happened. bottleneck at traffic island

I thought I could sleep in but the mass panic on this thread is making me tune in to see the mass chaos

>>149878293
Why would I wanna be part of dirty Netherlands. I want to restore the county of flanders. Get french flanders back and get rid of these fake flemish in antwerp and limburg.

>>149878299
No, sprinters MUST suffer as much as possible

vinegars rolleur hjalpers are all in front and refuse to drop back to help their GC leader. say it with me berts - TRINE WAS RIGHT

Picture from the stage of monday 14th on the Col de Guéry

Jorgenson tried to attack and pogacar neutralised him kek

>>149878299
Froma ASO point of view this is a gift, makes the whole stage interesting

>>149878322
bet she was seething as Jonas was riding in front of peleton 2 alone

>>149878330
Jorgenson is a marked man. they will never let him go

Bit weird that Jonas has been bridging this gap alone for like 20 minutes now. Not a sigle Visma rider dropped back

i hope the group makes it, very entertaining stage for this profile

did pogi just drop back on his own?

>>149878356
UAE pr team order it

>>149878345
Affini, Yates, Kuss and Benoot stayed loyal

Are Visma trying to deceive the normie audience Pogacar is the bad guy for not waiting for Vingegaard, even as Visma riders are constantly on the attack and refuse to go to their leader?

what if, hear me out berts, powless outsprints woutje again

>>149878339
Jorgenson is on the UAE blacklist

Kev is back in peloton. all together now.

When is Jonas' contract up?

>>149878390
2029

>>149878397
Damn

another retard stage
love it

Splits in the peloton folks

>>149878397
PCS says 2028, did they extend recently?

ECHELONS

>>149878421
Trine needed a new kitchen

>Stage to Carcassonne
>Dane in the break
Yeah this one is on the bag

>>149877676
>recovery mode

>>149878378
Normies listen to commentators and Eurosport guys for example told everyone that Pogi is trying to slow things down, that he's returning a favor.

>>149878444
We literally heard the UAE team radio telling him to slow everyone down

>>149878421
no, I mean he's visma free in 2029

Can’t wait to see Demi obliterate this cunt

GALL in g3

>>149878456
Trusting what they say, Anon please

Bjarne Riis is fucking SEETHING at Visma

>>149878378
Jorgenson, van Aert and Campenaerts radios probably all stopped working for about 15 minutes

Total Milan death, he CAN'T take that Jersey to Paris

if MVDP wins today, he has the green jersey (probably until paris)

>>149878471
this is how Wouts sacrifices for the last years gets repayed

>>149878476
>yes victor you need to drop out of the break to pull jonas back into the peloton
>pulls out earpiece

>>149878484
what if Pogi comes first or second for all the remaining mountain stages? MVDP would jump on every bonus sprint before the first mountain tho

>>149878471
To be fair, what the fuck were they thinking

just put €100 on woutje

what do you think espee?

>>149878492
then mvdp still would win easily

>>149878498
To get 2nd right?

imagine full blown mutiny in visma

Campy the gainz merchant helping Wout to reach new highs, you love see it

>>149878498
That gambling is stupid

who?

>>149878500
i thought MTF give a lot more points this year, they revamped the system

>>149878507
Obviously one of his kids

>>149878312
I can think of multiple opioids in common medical use that aren't on the list, for example tapentadol and tilidine
And there's also a huge number of analogues and novel shit like nitazenes that are available on the gray/black market

>>149878507
Do you really not see the name?

>>149878507
VDP nephew

>>149878507
at the right it says Jerome, his son, you blind fuck

>>149878507
boyfriend

>>149878519
The tour doctor is not handing out painkillers from the black market...