Thread 149857178

Man United Bought a Good Player Edition

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Isak transfer request imminent lads

>>149857222
>Hansa Rostock 3-1 Aston Villa
This gibt me confidence that >we will be back in 2. Bundesliga soon

Can't even banter Man United fans anymore. They're just vibing.

>>149857222
fucked up the formatting a bit there from the site i copy pasted from but oh well

>>149857222
>>Hansa Rostock 3-1 Aston Villa

What happened here? Were all the Villa players knackered or did Emery send out the under-12s?

>>149857245
>fucked up the formatting
we noticed
>but oh well
complacency like that is how you ended up making a fool of yourself in the first place

>>149857282
This was their squad. Definitely a lot of the first team attacking options absent, but it still should have been enough to beat a 3rd tier German side.

They actually went 1-0 in the match as well which makes it even more embarrassing.

>>149857282
Played the fringe players for the first half and were 1-0 up. Subbed on a big batch of the more ready kids at the break. Subbed on the rest of the kids at 64 and they immediately shit the bed. Expecting to see the real team against Frankfurt.

>>149857282
They sent in u21 players with 30 minutes to go. Tbf >we also played 1 half with academy players.

>Isak didn't want to play for Newcastle today

Kek

cheeky goal in his first match for spurs from the 18 yr old Croatian centre back Luka Vuskovic
he also got an assist for the first goal with a nice header from a corner

>>149857324
>>149857328
Look at the subs first Rostock goal was 67 minutes.

Bombshell

>>149857398
>we

>>149857398
End your shit life you spastic cunt

>>149857427
Calm down Geordie boy

Funny how Newcastle sources said to the athletic Isak wasn't out due to transfer speculation, but to manage his minutes.

Then after the match Howe comes out and admits its due to the transfer speculation

Telling the truth like that under the Saudis can get you shuttled off to Istanbul

>>149857477
However quotes sound like textbook 'we are selling but please dont get mad its not our fault he wants to leave'

>>149857398
transfer request incoming

>>149857464
Not a Geordie, fuck off you cunt

>>149857477
>>149857499
Here's a question: why don't PIF just off FSG instead?

>>149857343
TFrankz is cooking fr

>grok

oh my days

hey guys check this out
you know that ekitike fella
spell his name backwards and see what you get

>>149857511
>@grok is this true?????

Absolute state of zoomers

https://archive.is/DX6Hs

>Isak, though, did not travel from Newcastle’s five-day training camp in Austria to Glasgow, as Joelinton did.

Planespotters BTFO

>>149857520
They can off journalists, but american billionaires who are friends with trump is too much even for them

Rash cord will be the next ballon dor
Screen cap this
When was the last time a briton won? Michael Owen?

>>149857617
>Rash cord
Wtf autocorrect

Am I crazy for thinking United would have been better off buying Ferguson for 40m than getting raped for Mbuemo?

>>149857631
Think the real autocorrect was on balloon door because it's the only thing Rashford's getting

>>149857427
>>149857511
we don't sign our posts here

Based, no days off

:)

>>149857815
not a likable person in the whole squad

>>149857828
What about Dan Merino?

>Isak doesn't play
>lose 4-0 to Celtic
Maybe 150m isn't enough

>>149857593
>I love @grok
this but unironically
>>149857775
Won't his boyfriend get upset?

What’s the point of not just supporting the top 6 teams when they just gobble up all the best players and even when your club has a rich owner, it’s now allowed to spend as much as the richest 6 clubs? I’d be livid with this setup, it seems so many fans are just placated with a shot at the second tier annual European tournament.

It's our fault that Newcastle got battered
Geordie Bastard genuinely thinks this

>>149857860
Why can you apply this logic to sports but not to healthcare

>>149857843
he retired years ago

>>149857882
Do you think I’m part of a hivemind or something? Stick to the topic and not my flag.

>>149857901
Sorry, it was low hanging fruit. The real answer is that overseas and even most English fans will all bandwagon one of the top Prem teams. In some cases they'll follow their local team too but follow the Prem team too just because it's the at the top of the pyramid.

Probably the only time people will follow a club below the big boys is because their family supports em. In which case their grandad probably started bandwagoning them in the 60s when they were good (West Ham etc).

At what point will the Geordies realise that Eddie is actively undermining their club in favour of Liverpool!!!!

>>149857965
It’s ok dude, thanks for the info

the next CUNT who posts a boring fucking geordie vs liverpudlian isak shit post is going to get HEEMED i swear

Hes about to blow this wide open boys

the bully is back, I think I'll head out until the coast is clear

>>149858093
guess I'm not going anywhere after all!

does indy monetise his twitter account in any way or is he just in it for the love of the game (the game being: being a spastic)?

>>149858114
Hes been doing it since 2012

About to see Geordie seethe unlike none ever seen before
Not even when Byker Grove ended

>>149858114
>does indy monetise his twitter account in any way
with the blue check mark he gets paid for engagement by twitter. idk how much he realistically makes, probably just doing it for the love of the game like you said

As a lifelong Liverpool fan, watching Man United just now has made me shit my pants in fear

>>149857294
Based upholder of standards

>>149858129
>Final episode date: 10 December 2006
That's a lot later than I expected

>>149858114
most of what he makes gets reinvested into all the teams travelling with the team he does, as well as picking up the tab for business lunches and dinners

>>149858129
Hated that stupid theme which was stuck in my head for 5 years and now it’s back thanks fag

>>149857178 (OP)
>Sancho agrees a 4 year deal with Jewve
>Rashford off to Barca (who 100% of wages paid by Barca)
Was /sp/ wrong about arr Jimmeh?

>>149858276
Pro-Jim media will say anything to make it look like he isn't a retard.

>>149858093
Only thing Indy is blowing is penises (and his fingers after burning them on the grill at kfc)

Moved very quickly from "door closed, not for sale" to "hes valued at £150m"

>>149858221
Byk-ah...
GROVE

>>149858326
Eddie will get to work. A nice round £90m I reckon.

>>149858300
The Barca move is the funniest as I have no idea why they’re paying 100% of his wages

>>149858326
Good thing they held onto that Coutinho money

>>149858326
this price was named a month ago

how did Cunha perform today? did he flop already? genuinely curious

Wondering what indy's having for dinner today...are the rumours true about him being handsome af?

>>149858543
He was United's best player. He shouted at the youth striker for being low IQ lmao.

Yeah, no.

INDY BOOOMBA

cartoon shouldve stayed at aston, winning the europa league was a good objective for him imo

Isak @ Liverpool will fucking rampage

>>149858643
>>149858655
>we're going to sign Isak AND their target replacement
what an irrelevant little club newcastle is

>>149858655
It’s the retarded details he adds in a desperate attempt to make his bullshit stories believable that always make me laugh
>meeting with Hower around 11am
Kek how would he possibly know the exact time?

>>149858709
He works hard to get direct sources so they trust him with more with specific info

>>149858655
Hang on I thought Isak didn't travel with the squad
He ask for a meeting on Teams?

>>149858731
You mean he works hard to make up absolute bollocks

>>149858655
>Isak asked to be dropped
Isn't he injured

>>149858754
No, Howe said it was due to the speculation

>>149858779
I just looked it up, he said he wont play because of injury and he sent him home because of the speculation

>>149858708
>club owners have a different stance

>>149858655
Crazy the amount of sources Indy has. Move aside with your shitty 57 varieties, Heinz! There's a new bullshitter in town!

>>149858837
>Eddie Howe: "I've had discussions with him [Isak], but that's not abnormal. I respect a player's career and how short it is."
>'It's difficult for me to give 100% clarity on any player. Alex is happy at Newcastle, he loves the players, the staff, the team. "
>“It was my decision. I decided to send him home due to the speculation around him. The last thing he wanted is to be sat in the stand watching, that wasn’t fair to him."

Not exaclty comments you'd make if the door was shut

>>149859132
REAL ONE ALERT

There's no way this Rashford Barcelona deal doesn't involve the British tax payer in some shady way. There's just no fucking way.

>>149858655
Get. Cancer. In, Your. Dick.

>>149857815
Is the black thing they wear on their legs like a compression tights thing? Or are they just leg warmers?

>>149859394
aye lad they're all wearing leg warmers in 25 degree weather well done mate

>>149859394
aye lad, it's 30 degrees. aye

>>149858643
>>149858655
>Isak was wandering around looking upset
Fucking kek. I unironically love the little slice of life utter bullshit Indy drops in these tweets. I don't trust a word he says but it still makes me kek.

>>149859426
>>149859495
I didn't realise they were in the UK. I figured they were going somewhere colder, relatively, for their preseason.
So are they compression things? What does it do exactly? Other than compress obviously.

>>149859527
>what does compression clothing do apart from compress?
jesus christ lad, how do you feed yourself?

Remember little Pea? He's based and red pill now

>>149859603
>chicharito is 37
this shocks me more than the comments

>>149859550
I worded that poorly but what I was asking is what do they do and I didn't want answers that just goes "compress" cause that'd be useless to me. All I've heard about compression tights is that they help with thrombosis veins or whatever but I don't know what that means either or if that's something athletes deal with.

>>149859603
Yep. He hates women. Just like Screenshotmong

>>149858332
Byker Gro-ACK!

>>149859709
Compression helps circulation, which is why it's used for deep vein thrombosis and shit like that too. Picture a running tap, then you stick your thumb over half of it and the water is suddenly firing out much more aggressively. Same concept.

>>149859603
>Manlet hates women

No shock

United dodged a bullet with Gyokeres. Hes coming across as a manchild with the exit from Sporting. Refusing to train and emptying his house before a deal is done.

*moves to Liverpool*

Wat do, /sp/?

>>149859835
>Dodged a bullet
As if he even entertained Man Yoo lmao

>>149859791
Oh cool. So it basically makes blood circulation better? Is that something worth doing for the average person?

>>149860020
No it's not worth doing unless your circulation is bad or you're actually partaking in sports actively.

>>149859934
He did though. Wog offered more money.

>>149859924
He looks like a Somali pirate. Feed the Scousers Christmas edits are gonna go mad.

>Diogo Jota has not showed up to any Liverpool trainings in the last two weeks
What club is he going to?

>>149860048
Good to know. Thanks anon.

>>149860049
Mmmm, I'm sure that was the only reason

>>149860078
You're alright muttbro

>>149860069
You're not far off:

>Isak was born to Eritrean parents on 21 September 1999 and raised in Solna Municipality, in central Stockholm County.

Eritrea is North Korea if it were African.

Manchester United has become a death cult.

>>149860095
Hes going to arsenal for the lgbt community. Let's look at the evidence:
>he left his gf because he loves cock

>>149860153
Clark bent more like

>>149859603
BASED PEA

>>149860153
>women’s team
Who gives a shit, I’m not going to look it up but if they were all operating on a loss I wouldn’t be surprised

>>149860181
>goes to arsenal
make that black cock, specifically

Money saved on wages alone by removing players this summer
Eriksen
>7.8M
Lindelof
>6.8M
Rashford
>15.6M
Sancho
>13M
Antony
>10.4M
Garnacho
>2.6M

Total
>59.54M

Garnacho fee
>55M
Sancho fee
>15M
Antony fee
>30M

Total
>154.54M

>>149860107
He is da captain now

>>149860442
You forgot

>8M for elanga
>7.6M for carreras

>>149860442
>>149860552
BONUS

Any money available can essentially be x3 because of the 3 year cycle

UnitedCHADS WE ARE BACK

ABUs quaking now that we can finally spend money

>>149860817
As a liversissy i admit a bit of piss drizzled out when I saw the news

>>149860442
Now subtract that by all the shitters that Man U will owe payments for this summer

>>149861460
Already accounted for. The club has 100M to spend on transfer BEFORE any sales :)

>Al Hilal manager Simone Inzaghi has requested the signing of Alexander Isak and are considering a massive offer to convince Newcastle to sell
[NEWs btw (update on last reporting)] £45m should do it!

>>149860153
just hire some good staff lmao

>>149861950
'no'

Orny BOMBA
>Outline agreement between Liverpool & Eintracht Frankfurt for transfer of Hugo Ekitike to #LFC. Work needed to formally get it done; expected next day or so. If all add-ons met #SGE anticipate club-record sale (currently €95m). W/ @SebSB @TheAthleticFC

>>149863030
indy bros?? thought we were signing isak?

>>149863224
Liverpool want both

>>149863224
Indy said this an hour before Ornstein btw

>>149863224
Almost as if the KFC man doesn't know shit. If I actually had the time I'd make a clearly fake twitter account, spam it here and see how far I could take it.

>>149863224
ekitike replaces diaz then we buy isak with the coutinho money

Isak to Liverpool is 100% off
Isak to Saudi is likely (Newcastle cannot say no)

>>149863531
https://x.com/AnfieldSector/status/1946627821322793453
This was from 6:46

https://x.com/sachatavolieri/status/1946608621183185282
This was from 5:30

Fuck off you stupid fucking clown

>>149863621
player can still say no even if your saudi theory is correct
its still basically retirement going over there no reason for it for a few more years
also ME is even less desirable with everything thats happened the last year

>>149863691
Yeah they said NEXT WEEK.

Indy said Liverpool getting Ekitike tonight, then half an hour later Ornstein reports same

At some point it stops being coincidence

based indy

>>149863030
Thats our club record transfer, even topping Kolo Muani to PSG. No refunds, that money will be invested to make sure we stay top 4 and eventually win Bundesliga

>>149863720
Saudi literally own the league AND Newcastle though so they CANNOT physically turn them down outright. Also Eddie is not interested in fighting for him since the move to his favourite club fell through
Could be a sale and a loan back to Newcastle for a season or two and I hope for Newcastle's sake a deal like that can be struck

>>149863844
We know a deal like that can't be done. The ASM deal was scrutinised to fuck by the PL and it was like £27m.
If anyone at all thinks Isak is moving to Saudi Arabia then they're legitimately braindead.

Newcastle got uppity after cheating their way to a 5th place CL spot

Been snubbed by every transfer target and now their best player wants out

>>149863736
Ornstein just confirms what already gets broken earlier from different sources, it's not difficult to pretend like you know what you're talking about. Google cold reading but I know you're being intentionally ubiquitous

95m euros seems a lot

>>149863736
>tonight
You're as illiterate as Indy is.

>>149863816
Do you know when Eintracht Frankfurt release their official numbers? They won't match the Liverpool-journo reported fee (usually 40% less than the true figure) so just curious

Ekitike is a boyhood united fan and he snubbed them for liverpool KWAB

>Ten Haag goes to Bayer
>pumps the club full of nogs
>Slot goes to Liverpool
>pumps the club full of nogs

Next year's gonna be horrid for Liverpool.

>>149863972
foreign "boyhood fans" arent really the same thing

>>149863921
ornstein gets his info straight from the shape-shifting reptilian Rothschild family, who own everything and everyone

>>149863531
Chiesa isn't being sold. Liverpool are certain he won't sell for enough this transfer window but might get enough results over the course of next season to windowshop him better.

t. someone with actual connections

>>149864017
Latest on Isak?

>>149864044
Nothing. Liverpool made their stance clear, so did Newcastle. No more movement until Newcastle backs down, if they ever do.

>>149864027
Why would Spanish media know about a deal for an English player between 2 English clubs?

They get who they want

>united want Mbuemo
>Brentford say they want £70m
>united spend 2 months negotiating
>end up paying £71m

Genuinely how are they so incompetent?

>>149864081
Latest on Keita faking injuries because he was gonna get the Partey treatment? Bet you didn't know that one Mr. ITK

>>149857178 (OP)
this guy has like 6 concentration in fm he's gonna flop

So the Livershit powermove was to 1. fail to sign Isak 2. spend 100m on some guy who had one good half season in the Bundesliga, 30m more than Sandcastle were gonna pay for him

>>149864182
Are you saying this like Keita's rapings weren't complete public knowledge even as they were happening?

>he not go saudi pet, end of
Eddie refused to play Isak for cowardly fear of a sale not going through
Liverpool are 100% out of the running
The only other club in for him is Al-Hilal............. I can't add 2+2!!!!!

>>149864246
>al-hilal sign him
>he gets loaned back to Newcastle

>>149864236
I never saw anything public once, nor about how he was questioned by the police several times, hence why he was "injured" but never injured for Guinea.

Chiesa is a premier league champion

hope isak doesn't go to saudi he's too good for that

>>149863813
you know that poor girl is crying her eyes out

>>149864233
built for unrestricted immigration

>>149863531
>Chiesa
Whatever happened there? Felt like everyone was on the same page when it came how fragile he is but they still bought him.

>>149863921
>Google cold reading
kek this dweeb doesn't believe Indy does boots on the ground reporting, but instead insists he relies on the mystics and witchcraft

Isak going to Al-Hilal for £150m would give Newcastle like £750m FFP headroom

>>149864017
Why doesn't the negrophile egghead rate Chiesa?
Is Chiesa appreaciated in the club?

>>149864272
Seriously? It was everything. He played for Guinea every time because Guineans threatened his family the one time he didn't btw lol. Police had to be sent to the family home multiple times, either because he didn't play because of injury or because he played badly. Either way, people would accuse his family of witchcraft and go try to burn it down.

>>149864396
Because of the Plymouth game. Also because Chiesa now isn't the Chiesa of the 2020 Euros. He's well liked, but not seen as a 'contributor' in the way someone like Jones or Bradley would've been last year.

>>149864444
>Plymouth
my ancestors :)

>>149864182
>>149864272
are you implying Keita was secretly sequestered outside the country? Even though he was picture at training routinely?

>>149864517
Based

>>149864444
>It was everything
*everywhere

>>149864561
He's implying he was a rapist monkey and I fully believe him

>>149864288
5 year loan back to newcastle with 100% of the wages covered by al-halal

You heard the news about Isa Slot?

>>149865081
last i heard a homeless mancunian with a bbc fetish has been fantasizing about her
do you have fresh news?

>>149863939
What do you mean official numbers? Frankfurt gives a club statement and you can see the number there and they also release it later in their financial report. Cant exactly "cook the books" since >we are an e.V.
Are you telling me that in England journos give lower figures to appear better? Dont they also have to officially release sales figures?

>>149865081
She isa slot

>>149865148
>Are you telling me that in England journos give lower figures to appear better?
Yes, but you'll only ever see it happen for Liverpool.

webm of that header?
>>149859603

>>149865148
>What do you mean official numbers? Frankfurt gives a club statement and you can see the number there and they also release it later in their financial report. Cant exactly "cook the books" since >we are an e.V. Are you telling me that in England journos give lower figures to appear better? Dont they also have to officially release sales figures?

>>149865116
Recent information suggests the "manc" was actually a lifelong scouser.

>>149865148
ignore the resident liverpool-obsessed schizo

>>149858543
maguire two-footed him and he was carried off on a stretcher. last i heard he was on life support.

As someone who is NOT a stats addict and doesn’t watch the BUNDASliga, how much more of an improvement is Ekitike to Darwin numerically? I’ve read comments from other people online that he misses a lot as well but the thing with Darwin is that sometimes he is just in a completely different planet than the rest of the team…to say it in the kindest way possible.

>>149865154
:O

anyone selling shit player?

>>149866175
I like this bit

>>149866175
literally shit or metaphorically shit

>>149866662
expected retard opinion from that flag

>>149866666
Wonder who got the quints

>>149866710
It's your money the data nerds are wasting John

>>149866768
>"stingy club owners"
>save the club from administration
>expand the stadium instead of selling the clubs soul and building a new one
>build a state of the art training center that florian wirtz's dad the other day said was so impressive it played into his decision to sign for liverpool
>break the transfer record for CB and GK and spend big when they feel the time is right
>dont load the club with debt like the glazers and actually run the club in a sustainable and healthy manner
yeah you're right though, #FSGOUT!!!!!

>>149866908
Don't care, if you're spending isn't up there with City, Arsenal, Chelsea United levels then you're a stingy owner John.
Also should have just paid up the 150 for Isak

>>149866908
Liveryank SEETHING

>>149867149
>Don't care, if you're spending isn't up there with City, Arsenal, Chelsea United levels then you're a stingy owner John.
absolute retard opinion, as to be expected from an indian. just support city then if you only want to support the team that spends the most. im sure theres millions of city fans in delhi you can be friends with

>>149865638
he does everything moderately well but … score but is young and has a very high ceiling which nowadays makes a player worth upwards of £70m. Liverpool fans creaming themselves over him are retarded though since he clearly is a developing player and will need time & patience.

>>149867167
im not seething i just hate indians. if another non-UK flag made the same posts as him i wouldn't really care.

>>149867201
You can keep supporting Fenway Sports Group
I'll stick to Liverpool F.C

>>149867227
>will need time & patience
Thankfully Liverpool fans are renowned for this and back their players

>ABLs actually believe the CL final was simultaneously Karius' first stinker and his last game for Liverpool
mental illness

>>149860442
and how many of these players will you realistically sell instead of having them rot on the bench or in the training camp for another year.
the Rashford Barcelona loan is confirmed but besides that, who would want to hire any of these players besides extremely desperate B tier sides in other leagues? who would want to give Sancho the 400k a week he wants when he stops caring about playing after his first 3 matches in a club?

>>149867149
But they've won more than three of those clubs in last few years despite not spending as much (I assume). Why do you care more about how much money they should spend instead of how well they're doing as a club?

Or two clubs I should say. Chelsea did win the league relatively recently

>>149867799
I feel like if we're talking about FSG as owners you cherry picking the last few years isn't fair,if you include their entire tenure (2011) then Chelsea also has won more trophies from 2011 to date than LFC.
And it always could be the case that Liverpool wins more than all four of those clubs instead of three if they had spent more ?
Defending some billionaires reluctancy to spend shouldn't be more important than the growing the prestige of the club(not talking about you in particular, I don't know your stand on this)

>>149868078
And by spending more I mean on par with your competitors or at least very close to their numbers.
City and Chelsea spending blows everyone out the water.

>>149868078
did you just pick liverpool as your club like a few months ago? it sure sounds like it

>>149868175
Starting to think you might actually be John W Henry,
Need you to make a boss call and stop this Ekitike disaster from happening, hell save the money I don't care, I'd rather have Darwin

damn John Henry for not being as rich as the Emirate of Abu Dhabi

>>149868305
Or Clearlake Capital for that matter

>>149867517
3/6 already gone.

>>149868078
Liverpool do spend. It's just that the media have to downplay their fees and wages because they don't want to get death threats.

>>149868078
Yeah, I did mention Chelsea but I forgot to reply to you and I didn't know when FSG took over anyway so I was just looking at the last 10 seasons. I also wanted to specify big trophies like the league and CL but I forgot that too. Going back to your point,
>it always could be the case that Liverpool wins more than all four of those clubs instead of three if they had spent more ?
I mean, maybe? I don't know much about the full history of the Premier League but as far as I'm aware, there never was a true superpower in the league. In United's glory days, Arsenal won the league here and there, Chelsea won it, City won it once I'm pretty sure. In City's recent glory days, Liverpool has won it twice. When Chelsea were winning the league, Leicester and again United or City were winning it in between. So I really don't think there's any evidence to suggest that Liverpool could have done a Bayern and gain total supremacy. But obviously it's not impossible either. It's just unlikely imo.
And I was talking about the last 10 years because to me it felt like that's when everything started getting out of hand in terms of spending and getting oil barons involved and stuff. Maybe not accurate but again imo. So Liverpool winning the league twice during that time when City, Chelsea, United, Arsenal, Spurs as well were all spending just as much as Liverpool if not more, tells me that spending more money probably isn't the answer. If they had gotten different players, things might not have happened the way it did. But that feels more like a philosophical debate.
>Defending some billionaires reluctancy to spend shouldn't be more important than the growing the prestige of the club
I can agree with that. But at the same time I can also accept that more money does not equal more success. And that spending wisely instead of spending for the sake of spending is the right move. I don't think saying that makes me a billionaire sympathetic necessarily.

>>149868972
dont reply to the pajeet, he's an idiot.

>>149869050
I know a shit ton of people here argue in bad faith but in this case I don't think he's one. I won't bother if I feel like he is. This feels like it could be a decent discussion except I'm going to bed lol so it'll be a decent discussion when I wake up.

>>149869113
it's not a decent discussion he clearly started following liverpool like a year ago and thinks money solves everything

Things looking up for Man United! :D

>>149869374
so it happened again
we've won the transfer window

Arsenal lost 4-0 to QPR

>>149864027
Think they'd want Grealish money for him tbqh unless there's shady PSR scam swapping involved.

>>149869413
We can't stop winning

>>149872101
kys indy
oh wait sorry
kys tranny

>isak to saudi
>gordon to arsenal
>snubbed by mbeumo
>snubbed by ekitike
>snubbed by pedro
>snubbed by trafford
>snubbed by delap
odds on eddie meme getting sacked after boxing day?

>>149869374
>>149869413
>>149870157
nice :D!
>>149870123
lies

nucastle should go for garnachingz

>Gyokeres' father moved to tears with Arsenal move on the brink of collapse
Kek what a KWAB

he was up seething about liverpool until half 2 in the morning

>>149875860
>Dave seething about Liverpool for hours
Not the first time

>>149857398
Howe is such a spineless little rat. Perfect for that wee club in the northeast he currently manages. Isak is gone

Manchester United Football Club

>>149863921
>intentionally ubiquitous
What did he mean by this?

>>149876398
Davepreet cheated on his IELTS hence his poor English and grammar, I suspect he meant intentionally obtuse.

>>149876352
>United
>2025

Yikes, get with the time Grandpa

>95 mil for some bundesliga midfield striker from Hans Wurst 1923 FC

The world has gone mad.

>100m for psgflop
XD

>>149876931
liverpool got ripped off

Just realised Wirtz will unlock Nunez and turn him into a 30 goal a season striker even if Ekitike doesn't work out

Why haven't FSG spent any money when Klopp was in charge?

Wirtz scored 10 goals in the Bundesliga, his £116m fee hasn’t been questioned once.

Mbeumo scored 20 in the premier league, numerous articles questioning his fee.

Hated. Adored. Never ignored.

>>149877074
Always knew united fans don't actually watch football and just look at the numbers

>>149877066
They tried to, but nobody wanted to join that German fraud

>>149858144
He works at KFC

did Manure fans even watch the awful game they just had against Leeds?

>>149877066
They hated him

>>149877074
>>149877115
Perfect flags for those posts.

>As Joseph Fiennes is the spitting image of ex-England coach in TV remake of stage show Dear England, do the other lookalikes match up?
Actually some of them aren't bad

>>149877378
Completely forgot about Dele desu
>only 1 app so far in Como, also only 9 minutes playing time before being sent off

>Atlético Madrid have now made direct contact with Renato Veiga’s camp and the player is keen on the move
>Chelsea insist on package worth at least €40m to sell Veiga while Atléti are prepared to advance in negotiations.
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

Eintracht Frankfurt have sold Ekitike (Liverpool) Kolo-Muani (PSG), Marmoush (Man City), Jovic (Real Madrid) and Haller (West Ham) for around £350m in the last six years.

The first four have only scored 28 goals for the buying clubs in 136 league games since.

>>149877498
Jovic got done dirty because Benzema was in the hottest form of his life so he rarely played and his confidence never returned. Now dude got no club.

>>149875685
Welcome to Tottenham

>>149875685
IS THIS REAL?

>>149877570
afraid so, seems like United are gazumping them

>70m for Ekitike
Shows how utterly FUCKED the striker market is. Ronaldinho and his consequences have been a disaster for the 9 position.

>>149877498
HeCan’tKeepGettingAwayWithIt.gif

>>149863921
>intentionally ubiquitous
kek what a mong you are

it has 1,1 millions followers so it is the FAX

>>149877696
cheap as chippy chips
Arsenal paid that for Nicolas Pepe not so long ago

>>149877769
And it was considered a comical overspend that put him comfortably in the top 10 worst prem transfers of all time

>>149877769
>liverpool bandwagoner with zero grasp of reality

>>149877780
not Liverpool's problem Nicolas Pepe was shit

>>149877780
pepe was decent actually

hugo heckin tike

That Nunez never displaced the 'but what about Pepe's fee' meme is proof of the pro-Scouse media bias

>>149877815
he was dogs and only performed when the season was out of reach AKA games that no longer mattered

>>149877796
I never said it was you illiterate ape

>>149877815
No he wasn't. He was dog shit.

>>149877821
It's proof of how utter shite Pepe was

Ekitike is a bargain at the £60m Sky Sports is reporting the fee as. He's world class.

— €135 Million on Florian Wirtz.
— €90 Million on Hugo Ekitike.
— €100 on Darwin Nunez
— Most expensive goalkeeper Alisson (at the time).
— Most expensive centre back Van Dijk (at this time).
— Willing to break the British Transfer Record on Caicedo.
— Willing to break the British Transfer Record on Isak the same window they broke the British Transfer Record on Wirtz.

When do Liverpool start getting grouped with Manchester City and Chelsea in terms of spending by the media?

>>149877835
>>149877830
he wasn't bad, shart just hated his guts for no reason

>>149877849
I support Liverpool. It was a retarded fee for Ekitike, indicative of a market out of control

>>149877859
>£60m for anybody
>"bargain"

>>149877861
When they get close to City and Chelsea in terms of spending. City spent more in January than Liverpool have this summer.

>>149877868
Did you miss all the other indications of a market out of control?

>>149877861
yeah but -£150m because their lad diogo jota (rip) tragically died

>>149877815
>pepe was decent actually

Eddie on the phone to his best mate Michael Edwards begging for Nunez at mates rates. £87m Isak replacement incoming!

>>149877861
Scousers will still cry about city buying the league btw.

We can't say Ekitike was an overspend because other overspends happened in the past

FSG still working with the logic that Jota is still alive and is ready to be bought for 50m by some Arab club and thus still can do these nonsensical signings, truly a very sickening organization

>>149877861
>Having to go back 15 transfer windows ago
>Including 2 deals that didn't happen
ABLs are a special breed of retarded

mad how shitters like Madueke and Elanga who have 13 career goals can go for £55m but £70m for Ekitike is an outrage

>>149877924
But going back 12 transfer windows to talk about Arsenal's transfers as a way to refute Ekitike being an over spend is fine of course

>>149877958
Not part of the same conversation matey

>>149877946
Madueke gets the British bonus tbf, actually Elanga may qualify too since he was at Utd for so long

>>149877988
Yeah Elanga counts as homegrown

>>149877946
The first two are PL proven
Too many players have torn up meme leagues and then been dog shit in the PL
Ekitike could come for 70m, score 4 goals, and nobody would be shocked because it's happened dozens of times before.

>>149869329
I've been happy looking at how Liverpool has been building moderate but sustainable and continuous success over the past few years while their competitors spend like there's a money wasting competition and for the most part do more poorly in comparison.
In fact I've been rather nervous seeing Liverpool break the bank this transfer season and hope everything goes well and that they don't become yet another club that tries to fix everything by throwing money at the problem and hoping for the best.
And then I see that Indian flag complaining about literally everything I've been enjoying about Liverpool the past few years claiming to be a fan.

>>149877125
Klopp literally rebuilt Liverpool when they were struggling and you're a faggot.

>>149877997
What do you want them to do? They need a striker and there's 3 on the market.

they should go for Hojlund desu at least no one else is in the race for him

>>149874811
>finally got their big right winger
>Isak staying
>winning mentality instilled
Yeah I'm thinking 3rd place and new contracts for everyone

darwin about to be unlocked

The reason why calling this an inarguable overspend upsets them (being most Liverpool customers, not all though as some do admit it's an overspend) is because they tie supporting the club with wanking over their financials and business nous. It's quite an odd thing to do but we've all noticed it.

>>149878113
Everybody is overspending. Yes, even Poocastle

Hugo Ekitike to Newcastle, unconfirmed and here we stay! :D

>>149877035
They were laughing at me, they aren't laughing any more.
Nunez 30 goal season is inevitable

>>149864133
Someone that handsome can't possibly fail in any kind of negotiation. Life is so unfair

>Sheffield United on the verge of signing Robbie Savage's son
He played under Selles at Reading and we already have a gypsy player so he'll feel right at home

>>149877888
Lad, I'm not being funny, but do you have any actual diagnosed mental disabilities? Between this conversation and the one where you thought that footballers were wearing leg warmers in 30 degree weather to do rigorous exercise and wanted to know 'what does compression clothing do?' I'm starting to think you need a carer.

>>149878214
he's a mick

>>149878099
One last dance baby

>>149878228
So am I.

sambi lokonga, reiss nelson are still arsenal players.
also i forgot about cauliflower dude missed 6 months last season due to injuries because it's in Arsenal DNA to sign injury-prone players

Jackson for Garnacho + £30m. Both clubs happy

>>149878251
gazpacho is the better player

>>149878242
one of the good ones

save us mbeumo

>>149878099
>>149878147
It's Stoke.

>>149878297
It's Nunez.

>>149878214
Come back to me when you can comprehend the concept of multiple posters with the same flag

>>149878099
>>149878147
Wonder if they did a minutes' silence and are wearing black armbands. Not even wondering to be a cunt about it, just curious whether they'd bother for a match behind closed doors.

>>149878377
We both know you're the same person. The fact that you had to lie about it shows even you're embarrassed by those posts I referenced. Get in touch with a doctor, you need full time care.

>>149878423
If you told me you know how to tie your own shoelaces I wouldn't believe you, now fuck off.

>>149878415
they did in BCD matches in 2020 memba?

Odds on him being UNLEASHED this season?

>>149878514
I was a bit surprised he came back. All the news was about how amazing he was over there.

>>149878041
I don't think they need to sign a striker at all

>>149878441
You didn't know what COMPRESSION clothing did. You thought athletes wore LEG WARMERS in 30 degree weather while exercising. You are barely a human. If you told me you know how to fasten your velcro strap shoes I wouldn't believe you.

United fans getting chirpy before the season begins lol. Enjoy this period before the football actually starts while you can.

>>149878583
Distinctly remember people saying this of scousers

>>149878593
10 years ago.

MAN UNITED ARE HIJACKING THE GYOKERES DEAL AHAHAHHAHAHA

3 SOURCES CONFIRM

>>149878514
To Saudi Arabia? Seems rather high desu
>>149878538
Betis can't afford him, though to be fair he didn't seem like a shit stirrer like Sancho or Rashford so maybe Amorim wants to give him a chance

>>149878680
Don't check Romano's X!!

are liverpool seriously spending 90m on ekitike
what the fuck is their problem

>>149878714
It's twitter you colossal faggot.

Most times dribbled past among defenders in Europe's top five leagues in 2024/25:

◎ 56 - Trent Alexander-Arnold
◎ 50 - Antonee Robinson
◎ 44 - Juan Iglesias
◎ 43 - Óscar Mingueza
◎ 42 - Kilian Fischer

>>149878680
OH NO NO NO WOGSISTERS...

>>149878720
Yes they are then they demanded Sky Sports News report it as below £70m

>>149878726
NO DEADNAMING

>>149878726
Yeah I've seen you attempt to make this a gimmick, is it remotely funny in your shut-in head or just outright autism?

>Liverpool are paying €95M for Ekitike
[Fabrizio]

>>149878761
£84m

>>149878768
for 15 goals in the bundeshart

>>149878761
Absolutely mental

>>149878758
>"Mmmm daddy Elon let me lick your bumhole some more mmmm you're so smart, cool and witty"
It's twitter, fag

>>149878791
it's just a fact that the platform is called 'x'

>>149878817
If you're a gay homosexual who prefers the company of men

>>149878441
>>149878557
you're both being intentionally ubiquitous, give it a rest

can't believe livershart is paying 100m for equiteique when they could have had isaq for 20m more

>>149878761
>>149878768
Weren't Liverpool fans giving Man United shit for paying £71M for 26g/a in the EPL Mbeumo?

Apparently Sporting would rather sell Gyokeres to Man United but the player (being a homosexual) would prefer Arsenal.

>>149878882
yeah
mbuemo is so far clear of ekitike it's not even funny

Gyokeres is looking like one of the best deals this summer but the hardest by far to get over the like. 95m for ekitike is criminal when gyokeres is around 65m

>>149878942
Line*

>>149878949
Almost as retarded as his quote about Son
"I'd get rid of him. He's a liability, ugly and an embarrassment"
Actually come to think of it that was a quote about his son.

>>149878982
good post

>>149878949
Fucking hell, yeah just overlook the fact he’s been permacrocked since his mid 20s and hasn’t played a proper game in what, like 3 seasons?

>>149878949
I think he see's a lot of himself in him

>>149878942
>65m for the swedish Glenn Murray

>>149878940
Embarrassing innit.

any manure transfer news lads

>Community shield is August 10th
What the FUCK am I supposed to do until then

>>149879116
baseball

>>149878835
Ubiquitous means ever-present, did you even read the definition in the thesaurus you used?

>>149879021
he sees the fact that he's black and that's it

>>149879149
he's mocking dave for his use of the phrase earlier here: >>149863921 where he thought it meant "obtuse"

>>149879116
the lower leagues

while waiting for the confirmation if united truly hijack gyokeres' deal, i'm playing Nier Replicant

Pissing it down in my city. Love it. Air is cool and it smells great.

>>149879107
We've hijacked the Gyokeres & Ekiteke deals and INEOS have bought the Etihad as a backup stadium

>>149879068
Championship Minutes Per Goal
>Glenn Murray 171
>Viktor Gyökeres 204

>>149877089
No refunds

>>149860078
Rumored to move to racing club

>>149878214
The leg warmers guy is me. I'm not a Liverpool fan.

>>149878246
Where is Jesus?

MY BOY JLINGZZZZZZZZZZ

>>149879427
BRING
HIM
HOME

>>149879427
Look at his teammates reaction as the ball goes in. They fucking hate him lol

>>149879427
JLINGZ to Newcastle here we go

>>149879427
le neds moar timezies man amirite xD

really makes you think

>

>>149879576
>InvertTheWing
posting his tweets is like indyposting but 5x worse

>>149879612
Klopp spent 1.1 billion to win one PL

I'm in /trans/ lads

>>149879576
>>149879616
Had a look at his page and I've blocked him which is pretty unsurprising

>>149879616
>>149879719
>ad hominem
typical trans lads

>>149879641
*

>>149879734
not all trans are hominems

Team you support + 1 thing you would take from your rival

>Man United
>You'll never walk alone

Like the song

>>149879427
heh....the prophet....he......h........told you that jayboy would flourish if given.....heh...time

>>149879869
>Like the song
you can still be a cheeky Celtic supporter

>>149879576
hm i wonder why

>>149879240
He is an icon of the division for a reason

>>149879641
And a champions league, something Arsenal haven't been able to win despite having spent 2.2 billion in their entire existence

Nearly 100mil € for Ekitike, absolutely mental lol

Pencil Nekitike

I SHALL be calling him Spacketike when he inevitably flops

>Understand Barça will pay €14m gross as salary coverage plus bonuses linked to appearances.

>Marcus takes 15% pay cut and Man Utd will not cover his salary.

>>149879576
>>149879612
>liverpool defence force

>>149879948
>Villa
wew

>>149879948
Why is United so bad at selling their players?

>>149880246
because they're either bad players from the start when united signed them or they were made bad by being at united

>>149879945
Supported them against Newcastle ;)

>>149880246
They've always had a bad habit of giving silly wages to shit players, you can really see this when players leave after their contract ends and the best they can manage is a team lower down the table (JLingz comes to mind immediately)

liverpool have spent well in recent years, buying two blundershitga players for 200+ million seems out of character

boooooo

>>149880650
They bought Wirtz, Pingpong and Ekitike for nearly 300 mil lol
Someone should have informed them of the no refunds policy

>>149880650
frimpong feels like a liverpool signing
wirtz does not

>>149880723
i forgot about frimpong kek
them not spending a lot before this window could have been a blessing in disguise because if you spend less the less chance you have to fuck it up

they also spent 40m for kerkez btw

is this the Liverpool general? heh

ABLsissies???? Our response????

>>149880766
If they flop they will have a big problem at their hands. They struggle to offload Nunez for example with Napoli only offering 40mil and now having bought a different attacker.

>>149880880
Goals?

>>149880880
8 less goals in a weaker league

Liverpool are spending a lot of money this summer

>>149880723
I can't believe you're still seething about your silly bundes team having their pants pulled down in the Wirtz deal after you were so sure they'd milk Liverpool for every penny they had.

>>149880937
23 for Isak, 15 for Ekitike.
Worth noting that its the only time Ekitike has managed double figures since playing for Reims in 20/21 with his highest scoring season in between was 4 league goals. Isak has managed double figures in all his PL seasons so far, over 20 in the last two

>>149880965
You aren't allowed to say that actually

>>149880971
>after you were so sure they'd milk Liverpool for every penny they had.
We did :D thanks for the 150mil € and no refunds

>Auschwirtz
>Pingpong
>Kekitike

Call me old fashioned but 400 milly is a lot of money.

>midtable players are £62.5m each minimum
>£180m upfront for the three best talents on the market in their position
how do they do it

>>149879869
>Brighton
>Europa league spot
Oh wait
>>149880880
>Not showing the only stat that matters for a striker
Not surprised the media is pandering liverpool

>>149881014
The media (who hate Liverpool btw but defend them at every turn) said it was €116m.

I said in jest this was the Liverpool general, but maybe I was right all along ( wouldn't surprise me)

>>149881125
>The media (who hate Liverpool btw
Your Jota pity party was fucking nationally televised like he was a royal

>>149881250
it makes sense that people wish to discuss the protagonists of football

>>149880996
Isak is also doing it in a tougher league but also would cost like 60m more. What's Ekiteke's injury record like? Cause I feel like that's the biggest thing holding Isak back.

>>149881115
Easy
>Find what a club wants for a player you like
>Pay it when no one else will

>>149881125
>€116m
that's the £ number without add-ons. german media is definitely more reliable than the british gutter tabloid press and they all reported it as €140m including really easy to reach add-ons and another €10m in more difficult add-ons like winning the champions league so 150m total if liverpool win the CL in the next 5 years

>>149881116
>he thinks Brighton are getting into the Europa League

>>149881014
>>149881564
I cant stop laughing at you. Utterly seething over a fucking business transaction.

>>149879576
Yeah but Man City's full squad rebuild also costs the same amount as a regular Liverpool transfer window so it's just an agenda la

>>149881564
>german media is definitely more reliable

>>149881619
What have the Irish media reported it as?

>so obsessed with seeming transfer savvy that they have to downplay the actual transfer fees like with Wirtz
>when the Caicedo, Lavia and Zubimendi sagas exist

The account got deleted in 10 minutes after this

It's so over for Loserpoo and the rest of the loser, Arsenal are back to winning ways..... just you wait, this time they are super cereal.

Kyle Walker-Peters to West Ham on a free. So not much of a different experience than if he'd gone to Besiktas then.

>>149881858
Is that because that's libel? Or is that a true story?

>>149882070
just not something you should see on X the everything app when you're scrolling through gore and whores

>>149882070
his leaks have always been turned out to be correct

Liverpool needs to be investigated
And City and Chelsea need more than a slap on the wrist

>>149881253
>>149881577
>zero reading comprehension

>>149882099
I don't know how nitrous oxide works, but if it's taken through your nose I believe it

>>149882099
I feel like I've read that exact story before but I can't remember if it was about Trashford or someone else unfortunately.

>>149882125
sky 6 clubs are allowed to do as they please
PSR exists only to keep challenge gers down

>>149882128
>1 thing you would take from your rival
>europa league spot
>oh wait

No, it was very clear what you were suggesting. Brighton aren't getting into Europe.

Indian fella going hog wild with the humour chevrons (I coined that term btw)

dave on his german vpn

>>149882137
I'm sure Grealish was a fan of them, actually so was Delle Alli, a good track record for future success so far

>>149882137
bissouma?

Still unbelievable how Liverpool have signed Ekitike and are trying to sign Rodrygo who have clearly no respect for Salah.
Ekitike is a manure rat as well

challenge gers

>>149882206
>>149882215
It was probably Dele Alli I'm thinking of. I swear it feels like it was almost the same wording. They were in training, felt sick, club found out they were huffing something, that was the end of their career at the club.

>>149882157
might be time to filter canada too if youre going to make me aware of the filtered indians existing

>>149882259
Yep: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-11956403/Dele-Alli-pictured-surrounded-laughing-gas-canisters-balloon-mouth.html

>>149882259
Half of Arsenal
Guendouzi took most of the heat

>>149881918
Might put a cheeky fiver on West Ham getting relegated, they look pretty bleak at the moment.

>>149882139
The God Six is the PL's biggest asset, the league are right to maintain their dominance, don't want irrelevant 14 shitters diluting the product.

>>149882407
It just looks shit.

>>149882273
Yeah, confirmed.

>>149882317
Those Emery days were something else lol

>diluting the product
Imagine unironically thinking like this

>>149882612
yeah but now they think of manure

>>149882157
Stick a chevron up your arse mate

>>149882444
>Maximilian Kilman

>>149882157
They're called comedy chevrons

>>149882226
Salad a rw, Rodrygo is a natural lw, ektike is a cf. They are replacements for Nunez and diaz

>>149882844
>Replacing two shitters with two shitters
Genius move

>>149880220
Villa had to build a whole new squad after promotion tbf, then build towards competitiveness.

>>149882940
Is that the cope we're using now?

Is this the worst that strikers have ever been? How are these shitters that can't even manage 10 goals in a season in such high demand?

>Wrexham sign a no-name New Zealand lad
>Now bulk selling talent back to League 1 and 2
So what has them giving up?

matheus cunha? more like matheus CUNTha

>>149883048
i dont get it

95M for Ekitike is crazy. I didn't even know who he was until a few weeks ago.

>>149882940
>almost £1bn spent
>fewer trophies than, West Ham, Palace and Newcastle

>>149883043
I'm guessing McReynolds genuinely believe they can do an Ipswich. They're supposedly signing Josh Windass.

Why are Sky reporting the Ekitike deal to be a lot less than it is?

They're saying £69M but it's actually £80M.

>>149883501
They always do it with Liverpool transfers. It's really weird.

>>149883384
oh. my bad.

is the city keeper really going to turkey? im starting to take more seriously the stuff about their league being a way for arabs to launder money

>>149883639
That's the rumour, but City keep their business close to their chest. He's def on the way out but it might be to a number of clubs. Galatasaray's reported fee was comically low.

>>149883544
They always include the add ons and put in euros when talking about Man United though

>>149883501
>>149883544
>>149883704
stop talking to yourself dave

>>149883639
Would explain the Trafford buyback as well

>>149883620
I tried getting Cunthair off the ground but it was a bit of a mouthful

Canhe?
>no

>>149883766
yeah gets stuck in your teeth

>>149883955
>>149883955
>>149883955

>>149879869
>Man United
97 fewer scouse supporters for me

>>149881858
Hey are you Leonard yoro