Thread 149859916

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>>149850398

>/f1/ Essentials:
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>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:
202

>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
213 (212 starts)

>2025 WDC Standings
PIA: 234 (+18)
NOR: 226 (+25)
VER: 165 (+10)
RUS: 147 (+1)
LEC: 119 (+0)

>2025 WCC Standings
McLaren Mercedes: 460 (+43)
Ferrari: 222 (+12)
Mercedes: 210 (+1)
Red Bull RBPT: 172 (+10)
Williams Mercedes: 59 (+4)

>2025 WEC Standings
LAW: 717.19 (+64.59)
HAM: 690.58 (+41.39)
NOR: 660.61 (+22.97)

>News:
10 year anniversary of Jules Bianchi's death
Aston Martin developing 2026 F1 car faster than ever with Adrian Newey’s input
Max Verstappen "more likely to stay" at Red Bull after Christian Horner exit - Martin Brundle
Martin Brundle backs Laurent Mekies at Red Bull in Andrea Stella and James Vowles comparison
Mick Schumacher details Cadillac F1 talks: "Very positive so far"
Lewis Hamilton and Ferrari "almost sometimes a conflict" says Guenther Steiner
because: "Lewis has got another thing as well, what he wants to achieve in life" (haha)
Sebastian Vettel confirmed "F1 is finished" for him as he sets sights on WEC
Jolyon Palmer questions stewards over "harsh" Oscar Piastri penalty at British GP
Ralf Schumacher still a gay

sex with men

sad confession time
I love cats but it wasn't always the case as a kid I used to be quite mean to them
it was my ex who turned me into a cat appreciator
I miss her cat
I miss her dark hair
I miss her lovely green eyes
I miss her voice she's a good singer btw
Why are girls so lovely

death to m*rcedes as always

>>149859943
>Straightest bong male

>>149859943
ralf? I didn't know you moved

leo was right beside the williams picture on exposure
so close

>UM SWEATY YOU DIDN'T PUT THE LAP NUMBER IN THE THREAD CHUD, THIS IS PROBLEMATIC
why are f1 fags such faggots?

>>149859916 (OP)
it's not okay that albon and sainz have the same skin color.

I’m in a public space could you not

>>149859943
wrong thread

this was also a thread in /sp/
>>149837332

>>149859987
cute

Threads have sucked recently, hopefully the brit baker comes back soon

>>149859958
what did you do to the poor little kitty cats when you were a kid

>>149859958
kwab

no retarded estonian tennis fags itt please

>>149859998
*steps through gap between wall and door*

Hello anon

>>149860043
>have to put "relentless f1 thread" in every bake, so people know it's a f1 thread
f1naggers are the dumbest mfs on the planet I swear, never met anyone remotely intelligent to cares about le faster cars win sport.

>>149860019
some brit bakers are fine
you are not

Come to /f1/ tomorrow

>>149860015
and charles himself?

noo ME not stupid, YOU is stupid!

i just said
>no retarded estonian tennis fags itt please
why would then a retarded estonian tennis fag think it's welcome?

>>149859998
THIS GUY WHOS PHONE YOURE LOOKING AT LIKES TWINKS

HES GAY

>>149860096
still lecute. six and a half years of failure and public humiliation haven't crushed his soul

>>149860118
What are you gonna do about it, eat a stroopwaffel or something?

rigged for his pleasure

Oliver Bearman is sucking a stranger's dick through a glory hole AT THIS VERY MOMENT

He does this interesting thing with his tongue

>>149860040
chase them away by running after them or by using my water pistol
supid shit like that
but they were really scared of me since cats don't really like water

>>149860173
>stranger
he and ocon know each other, though?

>>149860147
cute and positive
you already posted the dinner but here's it again

>>149860042
rude

i wanted to say ollie's straight but in fact all rookies are gay for amx

>>149860202
So who's taking the picture?

>>149860245
who's filming you right now?

>>149860245
don't worry about it

>>149860245
globohomos

>>149860245
mosquito drone

>>149860180
oh that's not too bad
you caused them a bit of unnecessary fright/irritation but no physical harm done

>>149860245
me

>>149860245
Kym Illman

bollie bearman's brother bavid

>>149860376
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD

>>149860376
Thoughts on his sister?

>>149860376
who cares?

>>149860401
haha exactly

>>149860402
oliver bearman is a boy
a man even

>>149860434
Thoughts on the sister of Thomas and Oliver Bearman?

>charles pic made it to f1
>younger brother arthur didn't
>charles leclerc made it to f1
>younger brother arthur didn't
really made me think

gimi https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TdOpNCP4es

>>149860468
i don't know her

So who can stop him

>>149860404
second most replied post ITT

anyone

>>149860245
uncle Fred

>>149860486
why do you have this old crap
arthur is a real man now

>>149860404
me

>>149860547
they're all going to be bullied

>>149860564
mclaren

>>149860547
Beautiful family
This is what happens if you have sex

rip olbear

>>149860776
Not so fast twink

>>149860376
He has the same glasses as me...

>>149860704
mclaren is messing with the wrong guy

>>149860376
>nerd glasses
>thick, tussled hair
>insecure about his brother's success
>athlete body
h-hot

>>149860931
>Keep on pushing
is what he posted just now...

>>149860958
ummm

yeah, not a good thread start
lel

>>149860856
>>149860401

>>149861033
oh no

>>149860856
haha
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD

>>149860994
He's eager to make his mum proud ;)

>>149860856
Are they also too small for you

>>149860994
girl legs lmao. no way he can squat 2 plates

>>149861108
that's nice
>>149861284
you're not nice

gimi

dolls are now dressed in red bull gear, so
george to red bull yes/yes?

gimi

>who will replace amx at red bull?
who indeed..

>>149861308
facts dont care about your feelings sweaty

In America only rural retards like car racing

It’s seen as a low IQ sport

>>149861409
in the netherlands, kids don't shoot each other at school

edd

Toto abandoned me

>>149861680
first time? :DD

>>149861426
kek

>hahaha america has school shootings
Yes very original and funny

>>149861896
dumb frogposter

maybe he had a point

These guys will win every WDC this decade

oh, she's naked

>School violence, Europe
:(
>School violence, America
:(
>School violence, Africa
:(
>School violence, Japan
:)

>>149861409
How about we don't call each other retards itt

>>149861896
In England kids stab each other

imagine a Formel-1-Rennfahreramoklauf

>>149860547
if cubboy sticks around for five six years /f1/ WILL be wanking over his sister

gyatt dammit, that's some buns

It's still not race week

>>149862380
You don't really mean that...right?!

this thread is awful
let's consider recycling /lecup/ edition: >>149850398

>>149862463
Don't worry summer break is almost over
Right?

>complains about thing
>does nothing to make it better

lawdy lawd, this leberwurst will fit so well between those buns

Ferrari

quality thread

>>149862535
that's the previous thread

>>149862576
>hide 90% of /f1// content
>have to spend the weekend like a normal person
weird flex

I hope that, when I return, this thread will be even worse

the thread is fine

ferrari

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/^Israel$/ op:no;
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/^Romania$/

>>149862810
/^Romania$/ op:no;

>>149862810
>/^Libya$/ op:no;
when did libiya flag turn up here?

>assorted rattled cutfags
lulz

>>149862810
Always feel bad for the anons that don’t get to see my based posts

>>149863045
such a shame, innit?

Jim Clark

>>149863118
Wait what kind of sorcery is this

I only turn on my flag filters during races. The more you know.

>vpn poo projecting about his mutilation again
every single thread is the same lol

>favorite posters
For me are the ones who post from Hungary

>>149859987
>>149860202
My stepmom has that same dog but chubbier and he's a little shit.

Chet Miller became the first racing driver to die as a result of an accident during a World Drivers' Championship event.

>>149862810
racism desu

Manny Ayulo was killed in practice for the 1955 Indianapolis 500 when his car crashed straight into a concrete wall.
He was found to have not been wearing a seat belt and his pockets "were filled with wrenches.

>ooh noo, content from countries I don't approve
I can only hope that next season won't be as dogshit

Bill Vukovich was killed in a chain-reaction crash while holding a 17-second lead on the 57th lap of the 1955 Indianapolis 500.
He was exiting the second turn, trailing three slower cars – driven by Rodger Ward, Al Keller, and Johnny Boyd – when Ward's car hit the backstretch outer wall and flipped, resting in the middle of the track as a result of a broken axle. Keller, swerving into the infield to avoid Ward, lost control and slid back onto the track, striking Boyd's car and pushing it into Vukovich's path. After Vukovich's car went over the outside wall and become airborne, it cartwheeled through the air multiple times landing on top of a group of parked cars before coming to rest upside down and bursting into flames.
Boyd's car also flipped over and landed upside down as well.
As Vukovich's car burned, Ed Elisian stopped his undamaged car and raced towards the stricken machine in an attempt to save the other driver. It did not matter;
Vukovich had perished instantly.
Two spectators were also injured when Vukovich's car landed on their Jeep.
Vukovich was the second defending Indianapolis 500 winner to die during the race, following Floyd Roberts in 1939, and the only former winner to have been killed while leading. Roberts' car was also thrown over the backstretch fence after exiting the second turn in his fatal accident. Since the 1955 race was counted as part of the Formula One World Championship,
Vukovich is also the first driver to be killed during a World Championship race.

can't wait to see the aerodynamic abominations from hell in 2026 regs with the active aero
there's at least a dozen men bleeding from their eyes after looking at Nuui's sketches and concepts at the aston factory right now

rodger "i'll enter a midget speedway car into a Grand Prix because turning left on dirt is exactly the same as lapping the seb ring and i'll show those european pansies just what america is all about" ward

>>149864247
Fun fact: blood boils in a vacuum

a mum and her kids

>>149864473
beautiful racist family

I get on here and there isn't a single jig going.

Disappointing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-YeNVDYWC0
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-YeNVDYWC0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-YeNVDYWC0
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-YeNVDYWC0
POLICE CHASE

>>149864607
bro is driving a tractor

>>149864607
I could catch that at a steady walking pace

>>149864607
pero caca

r a t e o f s p e e d

This is like watching a typical Monaco race

This chase

I honestly think, this whole McLaren team seems like an AI generated project.

AI, create a great car, that can win the WDC, but doesn't look that dominant.

AI, create a modern tiktokker driver who loves social media and is funny and marketable.

AI, create the most inoffensive driver for the other car. An universally liked driver without personality.

AI, create some dull and some interesting races, intra team battles and even a crash.

And AI gave us 2025.

Guessing he took that James May getting chased by the police segment on Top Gear as actual advice.

BOX NOW, BOX, BOX FOR HARD

>>149864738
Sounds like something AI would say

>>149864738
AI, create a post for /f1/

digits and he blows his brains out on the side of the road

edd

>>149864473
missing her lesser-known kid

Better than a Haas at least.

BICYCLE SWARM!

>>149864820
thierry just looks like her because
>limburg
probably

For me, it's Gray Newell

where he going

>>149864881
Gabe*

killed with a brick

>>149864892
no

y'all

>news chopper 4
why not
>total news coverage super chopper 4000

they're probably gonna hire this guy to be Max's teammate

>nu-f1 fags itt fellating mclol and their "drivers"
thread enhancer

>>149864949
yh ik

>>149864940
god i wish that were me

>>149864961
fr lfg iyky

OMG HES HEADED FOR THE CONSULATE OF SPAIN
HIDE ALONSO (not you Sainz)

>>149864607
>I HAVE A PUNCTURE
wow thanks fom

>>149864962
>god i wish that were me
the girl I would imagine

>>149859943
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fagging

>>149860486
>charles pic did fuck all his whole career, is now forgotten
>

Police need a better strategy, they won't make up the gap by driving like this.

>>149860564
Mclaren pitwall

>>149865082
they're hoping for a red flag because of heavy rain

>sherriff's department handed over to highway patrol
races for this feel

>Chase is so slow that the police cannot be bothered handling it.
kek

>>149864913
That's Logan with glasses, you won't fool me

>>149865119
He hit a cop, there's no way they're letting his guy go right?

>>149865139
They'll forget

>>149865121
>Gray Newell is Logan Sargent's civilian alias

Right fancy a jig while waiting for the police to show

just fuckin ram him

>>149865249
keep your gay fantasies out of this

>>149865259
Can I bring mine into this?

>>149865307
Yes, please.

Michael Schumacher

>>149865317
just fuckin ram him

>>149864607
Bro should open up his tailgate like it’s DRS.

>>149865037
kek

copters gonna run out of fuel before this chase ends

how'd he manage to steal the Cadderlac F1 prototype

god what a slurper

spa 2021 vibes

>5mph
Why don't they just walk up to him?

>>149860376
looks just like my brother but Bong.

>>149865505
Americans aren't known for walking

>>149865505
>burger cops
>walk
lol, lmao

>>149865505
That'd be too dangerous. It's better to expose thousands of civilians to this maniac.

>GP2 engine... GP2...
>RAAAGH!

It's like when I'm lugging all the loot from a dungeon in Skyrim and overencumbered.

/biz/ idea: force Monegasque athletes to compete under the French flag.

I know a guys who have experience with this type of the pursuit

>>149865598
>>149864757

>reading previous posts
lol lmao even

wtf the slow-speed chase is still going?

>>149865688
Why do you have this saved?

>that gap
The dude is going to get away scott-free.

>>149865713
Not if Officer AMX has anything to say about it.

Give me a good reason why they don't just box him in with a few cars?

>>149865572
This, but the other way around.

Where's the second safety car line? Race should resume any minute now.

>>149865700
How else would he repost it so you can reply?

>>149865806
stop posting someone I've met, it's weird

>>149865800
copy, we are checking

>>149866005
>stop posting someone I've met
I don't believe you

Anyone who finds a stream of that biker gets a cookie AND my personal "thank you"

>CHP doing such a shit job of chasing the guy that LAPD thought he wasn't being chased at all
lmao

IT'S HAPPENING
>IT'S HAPPENING
IT'S HAPPENING

Fucking finally.

wow if only they'd thought of doing that two hours ago

End of an era

He's being called to the stewards.

>they blocked the vehicle in
Americans are something else man

checkered flag

>CHP just sticks behind the dude for like hours
>LAPD doesn't even know they're pursuing him and just pits him
lmao, F1 feels for this?

is that nigga crossdressing?

>>149866191
>lapd officers seeing an opportunity to damage something

what's new pussy cat

>>149866200
Lewis would be proud!

>missed the chase
grimi

>>149866483
you didn't miss much

do a jig

>>149866518
I got jigger fatigue

>>149866005
Did you fuck the downie?

F1 pit incidents for picrel feel?
>>149866629
No, don't be rude.

>>149866005
no

in 2026 we are all CHUCKERS

>>149866978
based bumrah iykwim haha

>>149866285
Yes.

>>149867062
its funny how young chvck wasnt attractive

>>149866978
shan't

quiet hours calisthenics

vpn fags dont poo in loo

>>149866539
I never did

so
frozen sewafood, yeah
dont have cucumber so its tomato and onion
mixed bottled citrus
sat in the fridge

eatin budget peruvian tonight

https://jigex.com/Ssczd
>https://jigex.com/Ssczd
https://jigex.com/Ssczd

put him in a f3 car
see what he can do

>>149868234
it was ass

>>149868414
it's BROWN

>>149868961
Belgium NEXT

>>149868813
Cool, I got a big burrito from the local mexican place and some high percentage beer. With Belgium so far away all I can do is wait to hear the rats him my house get trapped with glue traps.

just watched the F1 movie
honestly I thought it would be bad, but it isnt

think my eyesight has been getting worse.

>>149859916 (OP)
>Max Verstappen "more likely to stay" at Red Bull after Christian Horner exit - Martin Brundle
His career is finished

>>149869209
already using glasses? Is your feeling only now or its been like this for some days/weeks?

>>149869209
stop staring at computer screens and reading books in darkness all day

>>149868234
>>149868813
>20 min gap between cooking
Kek did you finish or just going to eat something else. also:
POST A FUCKING PIC SO WE CAN FINALLY SOFT DOX YOUR HAN CHINESE ASS

>>149868961
Mans scared of a bit of brown

>>149869260
it was still a little frozen so i let everything sit in the fridge with the citrus
dissatisfied i thawed another bowl in brine and ate it cold
far better

>>149869209
>tfw short distance eyesight is as good as ever but my long distance one is starting to go

Fuck, I can’t even tell apart each individual leaf in a beautiful three anymore. It’s over for my love of nature.

hij sneed me af

>>149869351
volgende keer ram ik je van de weg, kut

glass anons, what are your prescriptions? -7 here

>>149869442
>data harvesting
no thanks

credit card anons, what is your credit card number, cvv, name on card and expiration date?

>>149869568
>credit
>redit
>reddit

>>149869620
never heard of him

>>149869568
Do I stop supporting Liam lawson and the Racing Bulls now that VISA has made my favourite manyvids girl stop making incest roleplays?

>>149869694
no because the slutty visa cards used to just werk and the mastercard i have now is picky as fuck

Good jigging

>>149858668
S22 in a SF-25

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

you gotta rawdawg(litre of vodka)this shit nederbro

>>149860245
The Sharl PR team desperately trying to keep the facade of him not being a raging homosexual.

>>149870117
kota ibushi looking rough these days

>>149870117
I can't I'm addicted to soogary drinks

>>149870351
the sugars are in the ethanol we imbibed on the way
that shit will mellow you out bruv

for me it's the 2012 Korean GP intro
https://youtu.be/CxFTe8LpUcI

>>149870417
you can call me sugar
>>149870545
time was ago

first in /f1/ history to crash out an actual juice

>>149870545
whatever happened to Michael Schumacher, you never see him since he retired

>>149870700
He's on a nice farm in the German countryside harvesting top notch cabbages.

>>149870700
Would you have been gay if Michael Schumi was your older brother?

>>149870700
stone.

>>149870545
gangnam style had unexpected staying power

>>149871358
sirs did it better
https://youtube.com/watch?v=92ydUdqWE1g&pp

>>149871436
Why did we never get an intro with this song when the Indian Grand Prix was still around?

>>149871485
Why would they play the Canadian national anthem in another country?

>>149871436
That sucks. You jeets are incredibly delusional KEK

>>149871694
Literally one of the first internet memes
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/tunak-tunak-tun-dance

ded to mclel

>>149871790
counter:
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-kiss-you

>>149871598
kek

>>149871929
Extremely Indian-coded meme too, interesting

>>149869568
1234 5678 9000 CUNT, 666, YOMOMISAHOE, 12/99
use it, happy bday

Is he washed? Even if Newey fought through the dementia and elderly brainworms and built a rocketship, could he still deliver?

>>149872087
He's been performing better recently and getting in the points. If Hulkenberg can get a podium then Alonso can get his 33rd.

Alonso's 33rd win will be a sprint.

Mercedes-AMG Petronas F1 Team Proudly Presents
A Re-enactment of the Đorđe Martinović incident
Starring Andrea Kimi Antonelli

We'll come back Maxchads. Trust the plan.

is it race week this week...

craving some monkey bread right now, might go to the store in a bit

AMX will make Mercedes great again.

>>149873404
bit racist m8 it's african american bread

>>149865806
>>149866798
The sociopathic narcissist bad acting almost makes these videos charming

>>149874912
ummm...... actually she has autism? UGH so ignorant

>>149864781
>be Oscar Piastri
>literally hailed as the second coming of Prost
>rookie season solid, media starts slurping
>"He’s different" they said
>McLaren actually builds a decent car for once
>still gets mogged by Lando every weekend
>2025 season rolls around
>Lando chokes as usual
>Oscar finally gets pole
>launches like Latifi
>gets eaten alive into turn 1
>finishes P5 after a 5s penalty for "track limits"
>Verstappen wins by 30 seconds on 3 wheels and a Red Bull from 2022
>tfw still no win
>tfw still no title
>tfw he’s just Australian Hulkenberg

>>149875095
trvke

>>149875035
You’re right I apologize

cunny ramekin

>be Max "I need a rocketship to win" Verstappen
>season halfway over
>0 wins
>DNFs every other race
>radio whining.mp3 every weekend
>Red Bull strategy team still playing 4D chess with their heads up their asses
>car's pace looks like it's powered by hopes and prayers instead of an actual engine
>Checo still somehow worse, guy needs a GPS to find the podium
>meanwhile Ferrari accidentally built a fast car
>McLaren cooking
>even Alonso out here dropping P3s for the memes
>Max fans on suicide watch
>MUH 2021
>MUH DOMINANCE
Enjoy the midfield, Dutchbros. Your little era is cooked.

>>149875185
Perez can't find the podium anymore because he doesn't have a car until next year.

lapd officers may now unlap themselves

>>149875234
Despite telling AI to write about the 2025 season, it still brings up drivers at teams who aren't there anymore. I guess the rosters weren't updated. Also it only writes in memetext form.

>>149873404
>store bought monkey bread
blow your brains out instead

>>149875255
that seems like a very strange alternative

>>149875185
>Alonso p3s
what year does it think this is?

>>149875255
how are you supposed to get authentic monkey bread if you don't buy it from monkeys?

>>149875272
2022 apparently.

redbull dawgs it's over and he's not coming back the austrian shareholders won

>McLaren turned into Red Bull 2.0
>Lando and Oscar are tied in points going into Abu Dhabi
>tension in the garage so thick you could cut it with a spoon
>Netflix creaming themselves
>lights out
>Lando and Oscar side by side
>turn 1: Lando brakes late, prays earlier
>Oscar still there
>entire race is literally Mclaren swapping P1 every 3 laps
>meanwhile Verstappen is P9 having a philosophical crisis
>lap 38: Charles “Despair” Leclerc spins into therapy
>virtual safety car
>both pit at the exact same time
>double stack
>McLaren engineers sweating bullets
>flawless execution
>lap 52/58
>Oscar tries a send on the outside
>almost recreates Rosberg-Hamilton 2016
>we touch
>commentator actually says “MAMMA MIA”
>final lap
>deploy battery like it's Mario Kart
>Lando divebombs into Turn 9
>Lando wins the WDC
>Oscar’s radio: “He was just faster, mate.”
>goes out on podium
>proceeds to dab and floss
>Twitch chat: POGGERS

>>149875318
this is the gayest thing i've ever read, and i've read dominated by doug

>>149875318
>>proceeds to dab and floss
>>Twitch chat: POGGERS
POGGERS!

finally found bagels at the supermarket
also what the fuck is monkey bread

>>149875343
>>149875374
duality of /f1/

>>149875397
You finally checked the bagel pile in the corner?

>>149875560
you are overestimating how popular bagels are outside of Burgerland, I have looked multiple times before and couldn't find any.

>>149875612
Honestly I think you're underestimating it, it's literally a food item invented in Europe. Although I could definitely seeing it being more common among the Germanic countries rather than southern yuros.

>>149875612
Is it because all your bread is unleavened?

>>149875632
>>149875675
I think it's because bagels are Ashkenazi IIRC.
Greece had primarily Sephardi Jews settling here plus the Romaniotes, a local community.

Farmed Giant Centipedes from Thailand and Vietnam make nutritious, tasty snacks once the head and pincers are removed.

The sight of about 4 inches of multi-legged critter can be fairly daunting for the novice eater. The taste starts somewhat mild, but once thorough chewing commenced, there was a slightly bitter taste I can only describe as unpleasant. I'd also recommend thorough chewing because the pointy ends of the legs look like tiny barbs and you wouldn't want a piece to get caught anywhere as it's going down. This isn't a cute little mealworm so ranks pretty high on the fear factor scale.

I will NOT eat bugs

>>149875990
Chud

>>149875961
>tasty snacks
>bitter taste I can only describe as unpleasant
f1

>>149876006
death to b*rbie

>>149876006
ANTI-VAX
EAT ZE BUGS
CONFUSING CHUDS
TO THE MAX

>>149876054
It's Britney, bitch

>>149876006
what a bug diet does to a mf

I will eat the bugs and I will buy the F1TV and Netflix subscription

I will not eat anything

>>149868766
holy shit is that real?

He will die

>>149876169
good idea, Nick

>>149876169
So why did you buy the bagels?

The Vettel-Porsche deal for WEC fell flat because he was asking for too much money.

>>149876215
you got me there.
>>149876223
good :)

>>149874912
It is possible for women to be hot and have autism, just a lot of these tiktok attention seekers probably don't.

>>149876192
Eat sex. :)

finally found sex at the supermarket

>>149876484
no sex allowed

>>149876494
>if i cant have any no one can
pantelis please

>>149876507
/f1/ is a virgin general.

finally found racism at the greggs

>Bottas loses Sauber seat to Hülkenberg
>Bottas loses Cadillac seat to Mick Schumacher
Is this the German revenge for Räikkönen cucking Heidfeld and Hulk out of the McLaren and Ferrari seats?

F1 film wasn't too bad imo

is the movie making money?

>>149876373
Yeah, duh, but it’s obvious that she’s either faking it or just pretending to be more autistic than she actually is

>>149876636
Shall wait for Digital im fraid

Shouldn't be too long now

WB usually has a 45 day window, so mid august

>>149876687
Its a big hit overseas, making more than superman, especially china

probably ends up with 450~500mil box office, which is very good for an apple tv movie

>>149876223
Thank the lord
>>149876192
No................

>>149876847
volumes...

arrogant Jorj

>>149876756
Based taste in Latinas, Charles!

>>149876815
I want to fuck He

>>149876951
is she dead?

>>149876876
she certainly does have quite the volume

>>149876951
How is el Salvador at the moment?

I asked this girl for a holiday destination and she kept on saying El Salvador. Feels like she wants me dead.

I know it used to be literally the most murderous place in the world

>>149876968
Diabetic coma so kinda

>>149876981
Assuming he wasn't lying about his location when I asked him last he's said the country has improve a lot since going into martial law, although I suppose that's relatively easy for it to improve since you're starting in the red (literally).

>>149876951
>gif
kek at the charles resemblance but this is extremely fucking rude of him

>>149876981
There is no better time to visit El Salvador than now. Yeah, it’s safe pretty much everywhere; it has always been safe for tourists t bh I always found it funny that even during the most murderous years, I used to see white women just walking around the city everywhere. Criminals don’t like to bother tourists

>>149877030
That’s Salvadoran humor for you. We are still 50 years behind Europe in almost everything. And, shit, I didn’t even realize that the guy kinda looks like Chuck kek

>>149877036
>it has always been safe for tourists t bh
i remember that video of the 2 fagsssss going into cartel territory by mistake in mexico
the poor cartel guys were trying to calm them down

In the context of the F1 thread on 4chan's /sp/ (Sports) board, "KWAB" stands for "Kek What A Bitch." It’s a slang term used to mock or deride someone, often in a humorous or exaggerated way, typically pointing to a perceived failure, embarrassment, or weakness. On /sp/, especially in threads like /f1/ (Formula One General), KWAB is thrown around to highlight moments of incompetence, bad luck, or cringe-worthy actions by drivers, teams, or figures in the sport. For example, a driver crashing out of a race or a team making a strategic blunder might be labeled a "KWAB moment." The term originates from 4chan’s /asp/ (Alternative Sports & Wrestling) board and has spread to other boards like /sp/, where it’s used as a meme to dunk on people or situations.

>>149877069
ChatGPT KWAB

>>149877036
>I always found it funny that even during the most murderous years, I used to see white women just walking around the city everywhere.
They on that global #LiveLaughLove grindset, the male brain isn't advanced enough to comprehend this.
(also every once in a while these fucking retards WILL visit some literal 3rd world shithole like Pakistan, India, or Africa and get beheaded or raped but it usually doesn't make your news)

>>149877069
Chagpt kabooty

>>149877111
*FLOSSING*
BAZINGA
POGGERS
PEPEGA

>>149877111
>>149877081
Grok btw. Still doesn't know who the narb is. What a kwab

>>149877126
Hungary unc

>>149877126
>BAZINGA
millennial meme

>>149877069
Formula One General?

>>149877063
Yeah, that video was funny. Cartels are more unpredictable, tho. I definitely would fear then more than our gangsters if I was a tourist

>>149877085
Most of the time, it’s the religion of peace the problem behind those deaths. Women going to a Muslim majority country is definitely something that rivals logic and reason

Which of the current F1 drivers are tranny chasers?

>>149877132
In the context of 4chan's /sp/ board (Sports), and more specifically within the /f1/ general thread (Formula 1 General), NARB is a slang acronym that stands for:
"Not A Real Brit."
The term is used in a tongue-in-cheek, often nationalistic or tribal way, typical of 4chan's general threads where banter, memes, and trolling are standard.
NARB can imply things like:
A driver doesn't act British enough
Someone seems too soft, unpatriotic, or posh
They're too Americanized, Eurofied, or just "off"

>>149877160
Shalr and Albon.

>>149877160
I know Tsunoda fucks fat girls

>>149877162
Example Use on /f1/:
Poster 1: “Lando’s actually born in the UK tho”
Poster 2: “Still a NARB. Doesn’t count.”
It’s not meant to be a serious geopolitical argument—more a meme-laden jab with /sp/'s trademark edge.
Let me know if you want a deeper dive into other /f1/ slang or memes.

>>149877168
Tsunoda fucked.... anything? You'd think he doesn't get much action when he's a fucking midget.

>>149877168
tsunoda gets raped by the pierre

>>149877202
It's entirely consensual

5 beers down and got work tomorrow
Probably should pace myself

>>149877206
>Men ain't what they used to be
>1627
Same as it ever was

>>149877214
Teetotalers were right
Mosley too (won't be clarifying which one)

>>149877225
>won't be clarifying which one
Why not both

>>149877204
>>149877214
NARB!

not a fan of this new gimmick tbqpch

>>149877420
What gimmick?

am a fan of alba larsen

big fan. one day i might even watch her vroom

not a fan of alba tbdesu

>>149877684
the famous Islamic caliphate of Estonia

I fucking hate incel virgin coomers.

>>149877069
ynr /asp/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhZbqCMjQtI

Why is Hamilton allowed to make all of these subtle jabs at Ferrari?

>>149877693
>he still thinks anyone other than canada/usa isn't using a VPN

alba hurup larsen? more like anal h-blur up arse

now even hungary hates me...

Fucking talentless whores being spammed because Anon has sexual fantasies of them.
Women can't drive. Just watch F1 Academy.
I for one can't wait for the first foid F1 driver. She'd be olbiterated by someone like Colapinto. But even the FIA knows that.

>>149877801
>Women can't drive
yet they drive me crazy

>>149877807
POGGERS!

>>149877693
It was Dutchland >>149850398

>br*toid being a dumb faggot
naturally

>>149877891
Because he's a NARB! (Not A Real Brit)

bort!

make love (with girls of legal age) and not war

Average /f1/ posters itt

>>149877991
I am taller and have fewer hairs

>>149877891
What I posted was a factual description of events. No need to speculate on this.
It's clear the leaf was talking about your thread. See >>149850674

>>149859916 (OP)
The actual previous thread was
>>149837332
despite the dutch"""oid"""'s seething attempt to erase it

>>149877991
Literally me btw.

>>149877807
BAZINGA!

>>149878013
the point is you shouldn't go along with any l**f point you dumb faggot
>The actual previous thread was blah blah blah
that thread was made by a seething vpnoid (like you) hence the proper thread >>149850398
kys

>>149859916 (OP)
7 big-bongs 1 bong and 10 bings until race

>7 big-bongs 1 bong
just how i like to start my day

>>149877957
>with girls of legal age
You didn't specify a jurisdiction

>>149877991
Wing make it look like some oblivion elf npc

>>149878070
what if it isn't

>>149878070
Are Jewish girls into race play?
/f1/ related because we watch a race every few weekends

>>149860856
found a video of you. what do you have to say for yourself?

>>149878130
or is bearman's sister

>>149878155
>or is bearman's sister
or is this bearman's sister
because i don't know her

v*sa c*sh app rb asks
>What are you watching this weekend to fill that F1 gap? #F1 #VCARB
well?

>>149878239
I'm reading the Sandman comics.

>>149878247
are they any good
i always avoided anything by gaiman (or pratchett) because of their fans

>>149878296
It's okay. Surprised that there's acutal faggotry in here, even tho the comics are from like 1989 and onwards.
But I'm laughing my ass off how much Shitflix cucked it.
Yeah, it's worth a read. I don't really read comics, I was legit surprised this is DC and in-universe but the premise itself is very interesting.

Some estonians are alright

>>149878239
maybe making a separate thread for nafris wasn't such a bad idea

>>149878100
It is thoughbeit
>>149878109
Doesn't sound very F1 related to me

F1 should adopt MotoGP style concessions to close up the field.

Am I retarded or has a new banner just appeared at the top of the page?

>>149878469
This is normal tb h

>>149878460
F1 should introduce an ass cam like motogp but only for certain drivers

>>149878501
Only Buta77 had a nice a77. No one else in F1 right now has cakes.

>>149878054
>you shouldn't go along with any l**f point
If that was the point, why did you call me out and not the "l**f"?
>that thread was made by a seething vpnoid (like you) hence the proper thread
Your thread was jannied way before it reached the bump limit, the other thread (regardless of whether it was made by a vpn"""oid""") was not, so in terms of continuity the eesti thread is the real previous one
None of this actually matters, but it's weird that you get so pugnacious about it

>>149878673
>but it's weird that you get so pugnacious about it
no u

>>149878501
Personally I want to see the supple young drivers in tight leather overalls. For safety.

slightly gay

>>149878900
he's out of her league but he should get her pregnate anyway

What do you do on Sundays when there’s no Grand Prix on?

>>149878914
or he could get a second dog

>be alonso in 2018
>met norris in 24h of daytona, who pulled a masterclass in wet condition
>met norris again during spa/monza
>shat himself that he blocked norris during his out lap in fp1 in monza
>"AIIIIIEEEEE I'M NOT GETTING BITCHSLAPPED BY A ROOKIE AGAIN MUH 2007 ZAK BROWN LET ME RETIRE"

KWAB. At least Vettel battled Leclerc for two seasons. Norris didn't even start, yet Alonso retired before the former drove his first race

gimi

>>149879012
gooning, drinking, sleeping

>>149879178
what do you
>goon to
>drink
>see in your dreams/nightmares

>>149879185
diarrhoea

>>149879142
I started respecting kwabmilt*n more than kwablonso this season. If it were kwablonso in the ferrari, he'd be blackmailing his bosses

>>149879205
alsonso wouldn't be this far behind chuck (lecuck)

>>149878880
Only very slightly.

>>149879054
BRING BACK YELLOW CARS

>>149879200
alobros... we won

>>149879294
YES

>>149879338
>Renault was allowed to have a black HP logo
But Ferrari had to shit that baby-blue on its car and fuck their livery.

>>149877801
We already had foid drivers m8

Volumes

>>149879252
>is behind lance stroll

Remove GE.
Remove Power Units.
Remove 18-inch wheels.

I need a fast car (fast car)
Candy coated red
Drive me all night and park it in my bed
I need a fast car (fast car)
I wanna see it zoom
Racetrack waiting in my bedroom

Show me the green light

Baking status?

>>149879678
i've the kettle on

2026 mite b cool.
Too bad WWIII is going to put an end to global sporting events. Maybe putting all your races in the Middle East and pandering to the American market wasn't such a great idea we all have a stake in this.

>>149879746
Thanks m8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xO4Dmyf6vzo
Schumi

>>149879787
that's a huge bitch!

>>149879787
i think a short portuguese man could unbirth himself simply by jumping up here

>>149879834
She's also quite tall!

>>149879858
luv amazons
simples as

>Rally Estonia leader Oliver Solberg hit with suspended €2,000 fine for swearing
>https://www.motorsport.com/wrc/news/rally-estonia-leader-solberg-handed-suspended-fine-for-swearing-/10743295/

But Lando didn't get a fine for swearing during a live interview post race at Semenstone. I guess Lando has the "right passport for F1".

>>149879858
here he is on the left considering it

>>149879882
nice
>>149879938
haha christ almighty
>>149879930
it's good that drivers don't swear
domenicalitard is behind this

>>149880006
>>149880006
>>149880006

>>149880011
triple checked

>>149879252
alonso got shit on by ocon, bro