Geelong v St Kilda
Collingwood v Fremantle
Adelaide v Gold Coast

Peak NPC Sheeple Australian Male Core:
-poker
-fishing
-being a tradie
-drinking lager
-driving a 'ute' (pigfat truck)
-wearing flannelette
-having a mustache
-going to the barber

Can't wait to read some milquetoast political platitudes from vacuous losers ITT

>>149863044
All based

*sniffs*

/caroline/

I've got a lot of facetious posts planned today

good mooooning alfies

>>149863572
same

I've got a lot of good faith posts planned today. Gunna pour my heart and soul into this thrad.

adelaide will lose to gold coast

>>149864198
trip on dil

>>149864347
ai slop

>ai slop

new way to get laid unlocked:
https://archive.md/JVnq5

dosn

>>149864347
feet

>>149862921 (OP)
Based AmeriCHAD making cabbage patchers SEETHE

YFO

YFO

>>149865588
Thanks for proving my point faggot

>>149865616

https://youtu.be/5mPvj85fpFk

On track for 9/9

>>149865875
meant 9/11

>>149865986
go tea btw
>>149865993
dead shitadium
dead spoort

The total Tasmanian government's revenue was $8 422.2 million in 2023-24.

Completely unreasonable for the AFL to demand that the government spend +10% of the state government's revenue for a stadium

adelaide is way better than smellbum

occasionally looking at the nrlel thread made me realise that the lower effort the OP, the better the thread and community as a whole

>>149866501
yep

>>149866551
She’s literally me

>>149866605
crisp

I need someone to hold me close, deeper than I've ever known
Whose love feels like a rodeo, knows just how to take control
When I'm vulnerable, he's straight-talking to my soul
Conversation overload, got me feeling vertigo

>>149866672
>no tattoos
HARD pass

Cupla good games on today hell yeah

all my bets got up last night and I won $350

>>149866119
Approximately how much revenue will the stadium generate in its first 10 years of operation? How many jobs will created by the construction and ongoing operation and maintenance of the stadium?

>>149866672
>no tattoos
MASSIVE yes

>>149866879

>>149865875
based didn't tip freo CHAD

>>149866976
…

Today's winners:
>Geelong
>Fremantle
>Gold Coast
You're welcome.

meant adelaide btw

Gold Coast will win all their remaining home and away games except for their game against Brisbane.

haha! time for kino

>no start times in the op

I'm hungry but can't bring myself to get out of bed.

i have a dreadful toothache

>>149867318
afl.com.au
bookmark this page boomer

fair shake of the sauce bottle

post webms/mp4s of cute girls shaking their butts

>>149867437
Why don't Australians receive this anymore?

>>149867462
nice try janny you won’t entrap me

>>149867462
Don't have any shaking their butts but let me get you a nice cold brew to enjoy with the game.

9 days no alcohol

3 and a half years no alcohol

15 hours no cooming

*cracks open first beer of the day*

I WILL NEVER MASTURBATE AGAIN
I WILL LOSE 10KG
I WILL BE HAPPY

>>149867372
don't try and emulate me stalker

why are there so many fat cunts in /alf/?

>>149867780
My mother gave me ice cream for breakfast as a kid

breaking out the incense to combat the farts

HOLY HULL!

There's not often a week that goes by that Jessica Hull doesn't do something spectacular. Tonight in London, the Olympic silver medallist lowered her own Australian record in the Mile, placing second in 4:13.68 behind middle distance great Gudaf Tsegay.

There’s no doubt about it, Jess is in a league of her own.

>female
>olympics
>athletics (assumed)

shant
not now
not ever

>>149867978
>Silver medallist
>Places second in her own record-breaking run
>in a league of her own
She's cute but that's clearly not true.

>>149868055
gay cunt

>>149868083
loser

Who else tipped tiges?

>>149868157
Me. I knew West Coast were frauds

>>149868157
not me i didn't

morning lads heeney is easily the best player in the competition dont seethe just accept it

Haven’t gotten out of bed yet. My plan for today is to drink a Monster, get McNuggets, and then play video games with my friends

>>149868456
crisp
my mate went and got a gf now we never play anything anymore

>>149868483
yes

wait so richmond off loads players like graham and baker to west coast for draft picks and then beats them by 50 points
is using good draft picks on young players better for rebuilding?

https://youtu.be/qrSatWA6KK8

harley reid looking good now, must be priming himself for a return to victoria

>>149868804
epic meme xD

at what time do you just fold a club

>>149868828
?

>>149868157
I was going to because of my rule for not tipping for an upset but you faggots convinced me to tip iggs

just makes you realise how shit port power were last week kek

Mick Qualter should be sacked immediately i don’t care if it’s his first year

Conjoined twin Carmen Andrade got married to Daniel McCormac and just released some wedding pictures. The other conjoined twin Lupita clarified she did not get married.

>throw top draft picks away for nothing
>ask for priority pick because of this

more like cumjoined kek

how to avoid becoming a chipmunk at age 30? im 28 and a half

The Eagles are on dire

>>149865986
rude

>>149869216
>don't drink
>lift
>stay under 15% bf

every night i sleep eat about 500-600 kcal of junk food and barely remember it

>>149869408
/r/ThatHappened

coffee coffee coffee yum yum yum

it's raining

>>149869459
It's sunny outside at my place but it's cold. I'm rugged up with a blanket on the couch. I would blast the heating for a while to warm up the house if I weren't so poor.

>>149869492
poor cunt

tassie rain just hits different

>>149869492
id blast your prostate if i were there

>>149869501
Can't argue with that. I'm a total pov cunt.

Nick Daicos is gay

>feels like a nice 20 degrees outside
>freezing inside
Australian tradies are a fucking joke

dick gaycos

>>149869559
it's the architects you idiot

poof fagcos

architects only design the external visuals idiot

yeah right, its the tradies that decide what materials to use
fuckhead

bro you dumb as dogshit

>>149869790

tell me, is the big consturction supply section of Bunnings called the Trade Centre or the Architect Centre?

>tradies decide what to build your house out of and buy the materials from bunnings
wew

>architect: hey ive designed this building
>tradie: ok what do we build it out of
>architect: i dunno you decide lol

>>149869830
Not him but if an architect is involved they will plan, design and tell the tradies what materials to use.

Its not like the tradies building high rise buildings are deciding to go to bunnings and get whatever materials they want

>>149869549
Source for that claim?

bro really think house construction materials are sourced from bunnings kek

tradies don't buy materials from bunnings lads. they don't buy materials at all. the builder orders everything (not from bunnings) and gets it all delivered to site as needed.
bunnings is for diyers mostly.

imagine going to hospital and the doctors are running out to chemist warehouse to buy everything they need

to think that THIS is the guy who’s always going on about how dumb tradies are kek

>>149870101

>his hospital doesn't have a pharmacy inside

don't bully antitradiesperg :(

he's not me he is larping as me to make me look dumb

>>149870159
Yeah that's precisely the point, genius. They're not going to chemist warehouse to get stuff they need, just like tradies buinding large buildings don't go to bunnings to get the materials for building

the fantasy world of the keyboard basher is bizarre

no interest in watching geelong v st kilda

god there are some absolute spastics here
i dont know if i can be associated with you anymore

it's the concrete pad that makes homes cold anyway. should go back to stone footings with suspended timber floors.

>>149870235
>i dont know if i can be associated with you anymore
Then maybe stop telling people you post here, champ

footy on epstein island

>>149870054
you need a trade license to go in that section

>antitradiesperg is actually a 70IQ retard
who knew

>>149870309
>he's never bought wood from bunnings
get a load of this fucking guy kek

finna gym then get home in time for the good games

architects design the thing
engineers make it work
tradies put it together but fuck it up and blame everyone else when all they had to do was nail a few screws in

>>149870309
>a trade license
lmao bro just stop

>>149870075

>*bangs hammer*
>oi moite you got a license for that

>guy who hates on people who work for a living isn't sharpest tool in the shed
BREAKING NEWS

>>149870203
architects don't have a building supplies wholesaler in their office do they

bet he has a bunch of tabs open trying to research an angle for why he's not wrong

guy who quits highschool in year 10 thinks he's as sharp as a bowling ball

just 50 more trips to bunnings and we should have all the wood for the first stage lads

talked to a girl for a couple hours last night who was cute, funny and had great taste but she's too attractive for me
anyway couple of good football games on today

would be surprised if he knew how to change a tire

>>149870411
Sorry I forgot, architects obviously need a building wholesaler in their office BECAUSE IT WOULD BE OBVIOUSLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR THE ARCHITECT TO TELL THE BUILDER WHAT TO ORDER OR FOR THEM TO ORDER ONLINE XD

>>149870465
expecting tradies to know anything outside of their trade lol

i've never changed a tyre

i've never changed attire

changing your own tyre is for peasants

Lifehack tradies don't know: your road side assistance will change your tyre for you.

the thing about changing tyres is you have to go out and buy the new ones and then also dispose of the old ones
cbf i'd rather pay someone to do it all for me

i've never asked for help

yeah lads just heading off to bunnings to pick up 5000 bags of sand and cement mix to pour this footing

>>149870622
you don't carry a spare?

>>149870687
>losing horsepower

having someone else change your tire seems a bit emasculating

>>149870660
corr imagine feeling those bags of sand

are mechanics tradies?

>>149870717

*melts down*

>blames tradies because he is too poor to heat his house

>>149870748
Scammers.

maybe stick to shitting on tradies midweek mate

>kelli
guess im not watching footy for 2 hours

put me in the screencap

tradies are glorified ikea furniture assemblers

>raining outside
>fridge full of coopers best extra stout
>playing coh3
>footy on
>day off tomorrow
feeling good lads

crisp jezza

turn these cats into dimmys

what's for lunch alf?

>>149871022
fuck you're a knob

if you don't know anything and can't do anything yourself maybe show a little humility instead of hating everything out of insecurity

>>149871022
yuck yuck yucky that looks soooo bad

>doesn't know how things are made
>can't change a tire
what's the bet this nigger can't cook either

Yous need to get a grip

>>149871022
lgm love a ploughman's me

wtf you guys told me a proud victorian club like the cats would never do goal songs

what set this off?

the umpires should have two different sounding whistles, one for each team, to help players know when they can take advantage

kek st kilda losers

Fucking hell, hurry up 3:15pm.

>>149871280
crisp nick daicos show enjoyer

can't believe how dumb he is

both saints and essendon have been nowhere for 15 years kek
just fold them

fucking hate score reviews where a goal isn't one of the options

dangerflop

>>149871361
Came here to say exactly that, lol

>>149871361
>Steamroll the guy well after he took the mark
>Get a 50 paid against you
I'm shocked.

>>149871292

cant believe the cats are going to get harley reid in the draft next year

meme ground

do you think scoops gets angry watching his sainters

>>149871572
all saints supporters are perpetually angry watching are sainters

>>149871280
crisp legal hsgf chad
>>149871361
if he was a mechanic he'd be flatrick changerflat iykwim haha

>>149871422
He kinda passes. Cute.

>>149871481
Worst rated player in the competition so will hopefully they'll be able to turn him around.

the things i'd do for a high scoring grand final

bunnings built this country when you think about it

>>149871788
meant the irish btw

>>149871764
3 of the last 4 have had a team score 120+.

>>149871788
>1788
bit in this

>three tradies died on the job across Australia last week
NOT NEARLY ENOUGH
TTD

has there been a better gf than 2009 in the years since?

>>149871939
2011 was really, really good until Tom Hawkins announced himself by ripping the game to shreds.

to shreds you say?

thick thigh hsgf for me

bullet to the head for you

Disgraceful game this
What a joke

>>149871993
Varcoe was elite in that game

God I just want to hurt somebody l. I want to cave someone’s face in.

Who would be a better team to follow, Geelong, Adelaide, or Brisbane?

>>149872165
Probably Adelaide if you don't want to be called a bandwagoner. They're on the way up.

>>149872165
go watch nrl we don’t want you here

>>149872226
FUCKING THIS

>>149872165
adelaide they haven't won a hip since the early 90's and they have a kino team
brisbane and geelong are both recent winners of the hip
but a real man of fortitude would choose the iggs america's team

>>149872165
Unironicalpy Geelong
>founding club
>original protagonist
>only rural club
>most aryan team
>only Vic club with their own ground
>the two greatest players ever were cats
>always competitive
>some of the greatest achievements and players in the history of the game
>cause tremendous seethe

>PLEASE BSA NOTICE ME

phwoar good mark bliczavs

>>149872272
gas started off at hawthorn champ
prime judd > gaj
gaj also left geelong for money

>>149872353
cope

>>149872272
This image is funny

>>149872252
>early
late*, but yeah, good post

>>149872374
is not

>>149872272
I'm seeing double - four gazzas!

>>149872272
>>149872370
also used to be called the hand baggers because they lost so many premierships see the iggs in 92, 94
stop huffing your own farts
also massive cheaters still currently under investigation by the afl and had the two dudes that got essendon to be sanctioned by the afl and asad at their club before essendon acquired them massive (*) over their recent premierships
shady dealings with sponsors and players as well as club officials
basically cheaters that nobody respects

Lads, Patrick just posted

>>149872385
>earl?
that word doesn't feature in my post

dangerfield is so fucking useless

>>149872448
crisp vision impaired poster

>>149872476
we are obviously on different wavelengths as in you are on the spectrum and I am not

>>149872476
go easy on me i’m a tradie

*lispy poofter voice*
Score review!

>>149872165
Brisbane. Entertaining team to watch, you'll see a lot of wins and they're well placed to compete for the next 5 years minimum.

>>149872165
Brisbane. Entertaining team to watch, you'll see a lot of wins and they're well placed to compete for the next 5 years minimum.

ok i'm drunk leave me alone yeah badelaide won in 97 but whatever stop being a nitpicking faggot cunt

Sports betting is degenerate and should be made illegal again

>>149872165
Geelong are almost always good but boring
Adelaide are generally good but guaranteed choke and implode eventually
Brisbane are the current hot meme team from an area that cares more about rugby and will become an irrelevant filler team again once they're no longer good and the stadium empties (more)

you guys are falling over each other to respond

>Brisbane are the current hot meme team from an area that cares more about rugby and will become an irrelevant filler team again once they're no longer good and the stadium empties (more)
you sound mad

Hey guys I failed 4 times at getting my team over the line at the highest level but you should hire me as your head coach because of "Gambler’s Fallacy."

marshall finna look good in hoops

yeah cause big clubs like richmond, carlton and essendon dont have crowd drop offs by 50k when they are shit

>>149872622
geelong defintely wouldn't have won those premierships if steven dank and the "weapon" wasn't at their club they'd still be referred to as the handbaggers to this day but now they are cheating financially.

why is there a collingwood chant going at ghmba?
are they also excited for the next game to start

>>149872691
based horse

uhhhh catbros????

>yeah the cats will contend for this years flag

>>149872737
I agree

the only reason geelong are competitive is because of their cheat ground as well as their jew tier cheating regime be it peptides or luring in big name players with off the books payments or just free land
they are basically organised crime at this point

>>149872839
fucking this
>get into finals because of cheat ground
>lose in finals at mcg
>surprise pikachu face

lets not forget they've got a guy up for rape on their list but because of an injunction the media can't talk about it

>>149872881
mate broken fingers are deadly and take several, several months to heal

>>149872881
Wasn't he more an accessory or similar, not the main guy?
Either way, he hasn't played this year due to a finger injury.

>all that anti geelong seethe
kek it's been a minute

>>149872914
he had a rough night against tiges yesterday go easy

>>149872914
all me and gary ablett senior is imho the best player even but he was a coke head and probably gave that model a OD on heroin or whatever

>>149872839
>their cheat ground
Literally have a losing record there against good teams that are forced to play there.
>cheating regime be it peptides
That was Essendon.
>luring in big name players with off the books payments
Bailey Smith? He was a model for Cotton-On when he was at the Bulldogs.
>or just free land
Just cope by city slickers who yearn for the farm life but can never have it due to living in a concrete tent.

>>149872965
I didn't watch the game but I gotta take it out on someone mayswell be the handbaggers stop stalking me.

>>149872997
hows the farm going tomahawk?

>>149872205
They've been shit for a while right. I assume that they were seen as a plastic team but have been around for so long that it's no longer that way.
>>149872226
Rugby is not fun to watch, fun to play.
>>149872252
That was kind of my feeling, it feels like a cop out to just pick a recent winner.
>>149872272
It's a fun name to say but why is the Ford sponsorship so gigantic. Also, I come from a GM town so someone backed by Ford offends that sensibility.
>>149872553
Interesting. Is Brisbane a nice area?

>>149872978
>coke head
Maybe he tried coke to start with, but he was snorting heroin when everything came to a head.

>probably gave that model a OD on heroin or whatever
He told her it was cocaine so she went and snorted it. It was heroin.

so what do people who can't change a tire do when they get a flat? sit there and wait for the rac guy? grim af

>>149872622
Is there a team that is fast playing, but with guys who have been playing together for a long time. Guys who spend their career at a club and aren't going to walk out the door for more money. Not a huge fan of following a boring team. I forget, what team does straffo support? Also, don't need a whole immediate history lesson, but was the whole deal with footscray a case of a founding team being stolen/erased or just a financial necessity that happened?

>be a piece of shit for most of your life
>become a christcuck and think all is resolved
many such cases

>>149873066
yep ill pay some peasant on minimum wage to do menial tasks like that
they can judge me all they like whilst i stay seated in my car and they are on the side of the road kek

>>149873092
mate no need to go in on iggsboomer like this he's a titan of this general

>>149873069
Essendon is the team you want.
Get to enjoy the pain of the current season (like half their team is injured) and the fan mock videos that go with it. Will get to enjoy their rise next season when they come good and when they finally win a final, you'll get to enjoy the joy as they haven't won one for over 20 years.

>>149873069
kys this isn't selecting a character in a mmorpg

>>149873069
that sounds like adelaide, they have a bunch of mainstay loyal players and that's how they generally operate unless one of the younger guys wants to go home or something. they're also generally fast and high-scoring and neglect defence to some extent
straffo supports (supported?) the essendon bombers. do yourself a favour and not support essendon
i don't know enough about footscray to comment on them

>>149873039
There is a large Ford plant in Geelong that was part of the lifeblood of the twon for a century. It is also the oldest sponsorship in professional sports.

What does tradie hater do if he needs the services of a tradie?

>being so unconfident in your status as a male you think changing a tyre changes anything

>>149873069
>footscray
cunt are you talking about fitzroy

>>149873066
yep while it's pissing down rain or blazing hot i'll just call the rac guy up and he'll come change my tire risking his life while i'm parked on the side of the road chilling in my car with the a/c on

>>149873163
>implying he owns a home or an automobile

>>149873039
>Is Brisbane a nice area?
Yep. It's probably the most desirable place to live in Australia now due to weather, lifestyle, non-retarded government and it has the Olympics coming in 7 years which will lead to a lot of additional growth and development, including a brand new stadium for the Lions.

so what do people who cant hunt their own food do? buy meat from a store? grim af

>>149873069
>is there a team that is fast playing, but with guys who have been playing together for a long time. Guys who spend their career at a club and aren't going to walk out the door for more money.
Geelong, Port and Brisbane

>>149873163
momza hires one

are there ""people"" here who don't make their own clothes? KWAB

>>149873163
4channers are used to making things themselves.

>>149873066
Why can't people change a tire? I'm a fucking retard and I can change a tire.

>>149873164
he just hires a tradie and tells him what needs fixing and they fix it? do you think tradies have dignity and will be like i'm not fixing this guys house because he hates tradies? there will always be a tradie that needs the work(money)

>>149873286
>tire
FOY

>actually bro me sitting around helpless while another man takes care of extremely simple tasks for me is based!
big time cuck energy

>>149873282
don't do this it creates mustard gas iykwim haha

>>149873312
odd thought process
do you normally associate everything to cucking?

i create mustard gas out my arse (ass) every time i eat

>>149873282
There's no way that would last. A $12 sleeve from Amazon lasts years.

>>149873259
>probably the most desirable place to live in Australia

Half the city is built on a floodplane so floods whenever there's heavy rain. All the covid cookers from Melbourne and Sydney moved there 4-5 years ago because they saw the freedoms they enjoyed. Melbourne and Sydney people saw the property prices there and decided to buy up all the houses so there's a massive shortage now.

tl;dr - massive house price/rents. huge homeless tent cities. muggy as fuck.

>commercial makes office work looks like it's high-intensity, serious business

that curly-haired woggy woman in the new harvey norman ad is gorgeous
i'm claiming her btw

Its clearly hypocritical to hate tradies and then also need their services

>>149873364
only when i picture some sperg sat in a car for an hour waiting for a real man to show up do a 5 minute job for him

>>149873381
>so there's a massive shortage now.
Unfortunately that's literally everywhere in Australia now. We have a sub 1% rental vacancy and yet we're bringing in 500,000 new migrants every 3 months

yeah bro just fix the electrics in your house because it's so easy and simple and ignore the laws saying you need a licensed electrician to do this and your insurance will be void

>>149873416
Wonder what vidya/anime he consumes while waiting?

Changing a tire is probably one of the easiest things you can do.
>>149873133
No I mean that I hate straffo and his team
>>149873142
Fair nuff
>>149873158
Gotcha
>>149873160
Did they also pull out like they did here? Had a cousin who worked for Ford. It was her and an entire department of Indian h1-B visa workers.
>>149873185
Yeah.

>>149873259
Is the Victoria government considered retarded? Or is it more city/region based.

back in the day tradies were treated like the money grubbing scum they were then the mining boom happened and tradies though they were kings of the world because they worked basically the hours of 2 jobs on the mines and made a few thousand more than a 9-5 office admin did

>>149873478

>>149873494
>boongs and tasmanians
>normal
top keck

>>149873478
consider victoria like illinois: controlled by a retarded cuck city to the chagrin of some pretty based rural people

>>149873494
head of the greens party is in tasmania

>>149873485
>spend months away from family and friends, working 12 hours days on a remote site in 40 degree+ weather
>easy
If you left your house more than once a year you wouldn't make such comments

>>149873436
Maybe it was just the way it was reported, but it seems like a big problem (more so than elsewhere) but also rather new in the city's history.

>>149873544
that's why you get paid so well to do a dumb tradie job you tard because it's bad conditions
it's the same concept as danger pay

its cute how tradies think the basic tasks they do are challenging
we are paying you to do it because its beneath us not because its mentally challenging

they're paid well because no one else is willing or stupid enough to permanently destroy their body for short term gain

>>149873534
Current Greens party leader is from Queensland. She's only been leader for a couple of months as the previous leader, who was based in Melbourne, got btfo in the last election and lost his seat.

>>149873444
>Did they also pull out like they did here?
The Australian auto industry was killed by poor leadership, goverment incompetence and a bit of American chauvanism. It's especially sad because we actually made great cars

>>149873437
i replaced a capacitor on my studio monitors the other day because one of them was buzzing like a motherfucker
was easy as piss

>huh why does i get paid well to work in poor conditions
>why does i get paid less to work in nice conditions
the mind of a tradie in action
maybe you shoulda stayed on a few years and got that highschool diploma

>>149873637
holden refused to innovate and just kept releasing the same car every year while increasing the cost

>>149873626
BOZO the greens party headquarters is in tasmania it's got nothing to do with who is the head of the party

the dumb tradie thinks the wiring of his house is the same as his speaker system
the mining boom was a mistake we need to go back to pre-2006

I'm jealous that tradies get to build their own home they live in. Every day they get to look at it and feel some pride because it's their own work.
Meanwhile my spreadsheets are never seen again.

waiting around for a real man to show up and complete this extremely basic competency task a literal 10 year old can accomplish lads

>highschool diploma
foy

>>149873742
yeah sure tradie you built your house by hand did ya?

>>149873670
Hence poor leadership. They didn't adapt to the hatchback and SUV demand, but they should have.

Smart people get jobs where they don't have to break their bodies or expose themselves to massive workplace hazards in order to make money.
The tradie doesn't understand this concept because he lacks the intelligence to comprehend it.

tradies dont know how to build houses kek
all they know how to do is the handful of basic repetitive tasks they learnt at 15
like a dumb cunt brickie isnt doing plastering

>>149873580
Your property prices have grown faster than anywhere else due to all the covid expats and people wanting to live in Queensland so the issue probably seems pretty pronounced with how high property prices now are and how quickly rental prices have skyrocketed but it's legitimately bad everywhere. Melbourne currently has the highest vacancy rate in Australia at 1.8%. Brisbane is around 1% and Hobart and Darwin are like 0.6%. It's not getting better any time soon.

>>149873804
>>149873810
What's your job?

>>149873821
>It's not getting better any time soon.
do you know why? i'll tell you because you vooted for albo and now more and more military age male refugees from war torn countries israel is at war with are being shipped into this country + pajeets

>>149873677
You're night right with that either. Its headquarters is in Queen St, Melbourne, you fucking retard. Do you just say shit and assume it's right without any thought or research whatsoever?

>>149873848
Work from home security guard.

>>149873778
yeah fair and true

>>149873848
see >>149873848

theres a reason any building site has qualified engineers overseeing it
tradies cant follow simple instructions

>>149873856
>because you vooted for albo
No I didn't. Labor 2nd last. I have nothing to apologise for.

>>149873894
if they could they'd have finished school. they are "literally" retarded

You know how when you get like a new computer chair and you screw it together and shit when it comes packed in a cardboard box. Yeah that's what tradies do for a living.

bailey smith does nothing

>>149873908
liar and probably a tradie which makes you a double liar.

>>149873856
Both major parties believe in Big Australia.
Immigration is the only thing stopping the Australian economy from cratering, so maybe you should thank Rajeed the next time you order some take away.

>>149873934
not even that
youd have one set to unbox and dispose of the box then other to put the wheels on then another to screw the handles on

>>149873934
And they do it without instructions. Requires immense brain power.

wiring a house is actually simple it's just a lot of graft. it's the switchboard where electricians earn their money.

https://youtu.be/le1JeB-qnzg?si=V78FDttDOs8ZcuxV

st kildas defence work is just not upto afl standard i am afraid to say

>>149873934
yep and they buy the chairs from bunnings too after showing their trade license

>>149873960
we are in managed decline our economy is going backwards all we have is finance, mining and housing no other sectors
the only thing rajeesh is doing is propping up the housing market by living 10 to a 2 bedroom flat while he works at the service station and moonlights as an uber driver
it's a house of cards literally

and as for mining we send all our raw materials to be refined by china and india we don't refine anything or make anything with the refined materials

>>149873494
In the retard areas there are 30-40% good people who have to live amongst the retards

>>149873960
I'll take the "collapsed" economy that no longer relies on a real estate bubble inflated by infinite indians thanks

i feel like even if i didn't know how to change a tire i could figure it out if i needed to

>>149873969
and each subsect would have apprentices and trades assistances that do the work as they supervise and then they tell everyone how hard and difficult their work was

>>149873957
Wrong and wrong.

>>149874105
triple liar

Bliczavs is afraid to kick the ball these days because he always butchers it.

i wonder how much bank tradies have made overcharging some of the clueless retards itt kek

switch now for nick daicos

>>149874119
I don't know why you think I'm lying. I hate Albanese and would never have voted for his faggot party though Liberal wouldn't have changed anything so they were behind minor parties too. Didn't make a difference in my area. It was overwhelmingly Labor which just highlights that you can't vote your way out of a situation like ours.

HEAVE HO UNNA

geelong are fucken boring

Lads, Voss just posted

lads, patrick just posted

carn fred

>>149874077
It's not "collapsed", it will full on collapse. Real estate has become too big.
Too many people would be in negative equity, homeless, etc. Rich cunts would likely buy up the cheaper houses to rent out and we'll have an even more two tier society.

>>149874158
Nah everyone watches them now and makes a note of when they started working and what the quote was. People offer them coffee and tea and shit as an excuse to keep an eye on them to make sure they are doing the job and not stealing shit.

nwm is fucking gone from saints eoy

>>149874195
> Liberal wouldn't have changed anything so they were behind minor parties too.
oh boy you just went from liar to dumbo

>>149874296
to where?

>>149874310
geelong

pieGODs

early loom

collingwood vs saints is on make the switch

>>149874300
Whatever faggot. I'd rather a chance People First get a chance at a Senate seat and worst case scenario it goes to Liberal. As I said, makes no difference.

>>149874346
in what reality

>>149874381
this is what all you dumbasses thought fuck you're dumb now the country is ruined beyond repair you're as bad as labor voters

>>149874381
>People First
the stadium?

>>149874381
the humble useful idiot

>>149874259
No, the rich boomers are too reliant on their own property portfolios and would have to sell. Moreover it would disincentivise investing too much in housing as it would not be profitable. The only good thing about the coof hoax was that we closed the borders. What happened? Housing prices decreased, fuel decreased and wages went up. If we had maintained that policy we would be in a far better place now for the average punter.

just remember tradies vote too

>>149874310
walkabout

>>149874400
collingwood vs fred sorry too many thoughts in my head gotta practise mindfullness

>>149874456
*meant too many dicks in my bum and mouth

>>149874442
>Covid
>Housing prices decreased
Top fucking keks

>>149874271
cheers for the cuppa hey
*overcharges you 500%*

>>149874442
how does increasing the scarcity of something make things better for the average punter?

BAAAALLLLLLLLLLL

>>149874415
It literally didn't make a difference. My vote got funnelled through to Liberal in all instances and then Liberal beat Labor in my area. The issue was too many people voted Labor 1. It's why the Greens lost so many seats.

>>149874456

>>149874466
based daicos

>>149874474
*chargeback's*
*gives bad word of mouth*

>>149874497
yes but you were all thinking that you retard all over the country
>hurr liberal isn't right wing enough i gotta vote some meme party

miochekem

>>149874519
ohnoes the helpless friendless sperg is going to tell all his zero friends about me hahahaha

>>149874478
>less people coming into the country and boomers divesting their portfolios would make housing scarce
that you antitradiesperg?

Liberal or Labor, third world Australia

i havent the energy for off topic spergouts today
just footy posting for me
sorry to all those who are waiting for my elite truth nukes as per usual

I'll have a review, thanks.

i wonder if the big titty freo girl is at the game today

>>149874567
nah i'll just tell mumza then you're fucked because grandza is part of the bowls club, rotary club and bridge club as well as the local church so it's over for you

>>149874622
>nah i'll just tell mumza
aww don't larp as antitradiesperg like that mate. not nice.

>>149874570
stop getting your nickers in a twist and explain how closing borders = a better situation for the average punter
and stop using terms like portfolio or divesting just use laymans terms so we can all understand

>>149874622
full ex communicado

>>149874622
>Be friends with the real estate agent
>Get jobs for fixing the rental properties (half the home owners are in Sydney/Melbourne)
Oh noes.

>>149874550
>>hurr liberal isn't right wing enough
They literally aren't. They were virtually the exact same as Labor aside from nuclear power, only proposing a 25% reduction in immigration and they were all in on the housing scam. Otherwise they were the same. Look who the fucking party went and made as leader after Dutton. I would have much preferred a liberal minority government that actually had to work with real conservative parties. As long as you put Liberal above Labor you might has well have voted Liberal because nowhere near enough voted for minor parties and way too many retards put Labor at 1 because they didn't like bald man.

>>149874594
based anon that had his early money wank

PIES
PIES
PIES PIES PIES PIES
P I E S
I
E
S

>>149874641
>less demand for housing = pricing goes down
>less profit for boomers who own six homes = they sell some of them and there are few chinks or poos at the auction

>>149874664
ULTRA-DUMBO

VOSS VOSS VOSS
FRED FRED FRED

>>149874688
What is wrong about what I said?

nick stagecos

>>149874676
so it's almost as if peoples assertions that less immigrants means the housing crisis would be lessened?

>>149874676
>they sell some of them and there are few chinks or poos at the auction
They leverage them at the bank to borrow money from the bank to buy another 10 houses.
Or the truly rich buy up everything.

When/if things pick back up, the rich will own everything and you'll pay rent.

>>149874712
correct, hence my claim that a real estate collapse caused by stopping immigration would be good for the average punter

>>149874703
you lack tact we get libs in which slows jewishness down and then we take stock after that and try and get more seats in for meme parties after that as well as reducing labor and greens influence

the Daicos glazing is just incessant, actually makes me want to swtch off, there's 20 other fucking players out there

>>149874752
Yeah like my guy Bobby Hill

is cooking for yourself ok is should that be beneath us too?

>>149874748
problem is a lot of boomers wouldn't have enough money to retire then and stay in the workforce
but really like I said we need to refine our raw materials which we mine out of the earth and create a manufacturing base where we build shit like phones, cars, computers etc.... and sell them to the likes of india or china that would make our economy way more robust due to all the productivity and job creation

>>149874779
i dont know are you going to associate someone buying a meal at a restaurant as "cuck" behaviour?

>>149874743
>hello mr bank, please lend me more money against my portfolio that has declined by 30% and I am now underwater on

>>149874779
eating food is for poofters

>>149874779
did you hook up your stove yourself?

>>149874750
I don't know how many more times I need to say my vote was funnelled through to Liberal by virtue of the minor parties not getting any votes. Labor still got more 1s. And it's hilarious you think that we're going to be able to institute significant change through voting. Naive as hell.

Bobby “the boong” Hill

>>149874779
doing anything with your own hands is the ultimate way of living. depending on others is cuck-tier. it's allowing others to live your life for you.

this guys still upset people questioned his fragile ego over changing a tyre

How fucking biased is this commentary team? That's a 50 every day of the week.

>>149874842
Yanks fuck off


Am I doing it right?

>Young
>Engages Cox forward of the ball
Sounds a bit creepy

>>149874817
thats illegal

>Alixzander

You can tell freo really want this perfect time for a lazy collingwood team to just beat them and crush their spirits.

captcha just seppuku for anyone else? i'm guessing so by the thread dying
>>149874861
yep it's insane
you can argue about whether that should be the rule, but that's 100% the right interpretation

what the fuck just went wrong with captcha

Looks like I need to restart the router. Better call out the technician.

>Pies fans want insufficient for that
lol

>he's still going
its ok buddy yes you are a man

>>149874752
the commentators actually struggle to talk about any other player, first 10mins was only chat about him, barely talking about the game
>>149874772
he's not playing today mate

Gonna leave a giant turd in the light fixture when the sparky comes round, and hook the pipes up to mains for the plumber. See if they can figure it out.

>nwm with 36 and 2.2, 10 clearances, 151 fantasy with 5mins left
wat da fak

Why the hell is the Saints guy using a headband when it just highlights how his hairline is receding?

Is captcha shitting itself?

hi

>yeah i play footy
>*gestures sucking dick*
>want to come to my game?
>*gestures sucking dick*

jeremy cameron can NOT win the coleman

used to think when you're an organ donor it just meant they could take your shit when you're alive if some cunt on the waiting list needed it lol

so an architect just draws a pretty picture of a building and then the tradies have to put it up on the fridge and work out how to do the

>>149874962
Crisp retard. Donate your brain?

>>149874962
crisp tradie

Gotta write a shopping list better hire a scribe and a mathematician to write it out for me because I'm a dumb fuck tradie that didn't complete highschool.

>>149874936
Really should've gotten him in after his bye. Won't be able to now.

>13 disposals (85% efficiency)
>1 goal
>216m gained
>3 marks
>1 tackle
>50 on SC
>all this while spending seven minutes on the bench
daicos haters on suicide watch again

Hey tradie hater, if tradies are so dumb and stupid like you argue they are, why not do your own trade work?

>>149874978
Wow! Collingwood must be winning by heaps

O'Meara is a shithouse

>>149874987
Half of them are protected by the law. Can't do it unless you're a registered tradie.

>why go to maccas do have some dumb fuck 14 year old make your food when you can make it yourself

>>149874978
seagull

>>149874995
you can, but insurance won't have a bar of it or pay out if anything goes wrong

>>149874872
Wtf another American. BTW Aussies I won't keep just want to say visited recently for a conference and wow I am truly sorry how fucked your country is. It was Chinese/Korean/Indians everywhere, couldnt go half a block without hearing foreign speak. And all the nonsense with 'muh abbo rightful clay' even in theatres or footy wtf was that? At least our migrants speak English and no one gives af about the amerindians. Didnt see a single White child either.

Or hopefully that was just VIC, but truly sorry and hope you can elect a parliament to fix tha-oh wait, you recently doubled down. WTF

>guy who didn't tackle gets the free
uh what

>>149874991
>one person’s brilliance a team makes
daicos haters are so brain dead kek
>>149874998
awww poor widdle baby

moore is rubbish when he actually has to play on someone

why go to some jeet-owned tuckshop when you could have an aussie do it

>>149875008
And if anything does happen to your house in the future they'll try and shoehorn the non-trade work as what caused it.

>>149875022
imagine getting bodied this hard by a guy who's played like 15 games kek

>essendon got rid of Voss
nice one dodoro

Oh shit guys gotta tie my shoe laces up betta get my aid to do it because i'm a dumbass tradie.

>>149875031
This. Not worth the risk, because they’ll find a way to fuck you.

it seems fitting that Moore gets bent over a barrel by the Prancing Pony

>>149875039

>2025
>Elliott
>45 goals
I don't believe it

some of you tradies are alright, don't go to the work site tomorrow
*bangs hand with hammer*

cuckingwood are massive umpbabbies

moore didn’t get home from wets until 10am go easy on him

>>149875043
He was also GWS academy but they didn't draft him. Not saying players don't improve but you would've thought one of the two clubs would see something in him.
Essendon fucked up more though, from memory he won their VFL B&F and they still let him go

>>149875069
this, so fucking blatant

umps are willing themselves into the game

this actually a good match despite freo playing in it

>>149875074
He was/is a massive alco and was bad for the culture

If I get a 3 day ban for this then the guy who posted 6 brazillian girls stacks on top of each other farting in unison last night deserves a ban too.

>>149875065
>2025
>Elliott
>46 goals
I see it

>>149875100
>a paragraph from a team's suburb's wiki is considered off-topic
they do it for free

Imagine still being a janny after the leak.

This umpiring is ridiculous.

>Point to scoreboard
>50m
Kek

umps lifting

>>149875100

why even show up if this is how the umps treat you

>>149875100
Sometimes i Marvel at how stupid they are

wouldn't mind willing myself into kath iykwim haha

This umpiring has been utterly ridiculous.

>>149875141
>>149875142
one of the worst calls i've ever seen, right up there with the carlton game fred played that was close then the afl rigged it for them with 2mins left
what does the afl have against fred

>>149875074
He only pulled his finger out once he went to fred. Was a cancer at the dosn.

>>149875100
>australia
>muh jews
lmao

i bet the jannies and umpires are the same people

>>149875096
>>149875176
Yeah that'd make sense, I've seen it before

How Italian is WA?

Lads, Mason just posted

Mason is shit.

so fkn angry at daicos having another good game
i punched my window and my hand is pissing blood
is there a way I can sue him for mental and physical damage?

>frees are 12-2
kek

>>149875188
>dp world
crisp Annie knight

rich people need other people to clean their house and cook and serve them food and drive them around but they don't hire anybody to clean their bum when they take a shit

>>149875043
he isn't that good

>>149875194
have you spoke to your union rep?

>>149875195
Freo's way, right?

>>149875194
dont go to the hospital to get stiches
real men do it themselves

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>>149875201
>>149875201
>>149875201

>>149875096
and dambrosio was routinely late to training and didn't get along with anyone at dosn. apparently just a manlet with rage

>>149875188
very, wogs built modern Freo. Hamilton Hill and Spearwood had concrete and lion statues every secong house kek

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>>149854334
>>149854334
>>149854334