Thread 149863599

Mattioli is love, Mattioli is life.

>Upcoming events:
Championship League (Ranking) - 30 June to 23 July
Shanghai Masters - 28 July to 3 August
Saudi Arabia Masters - 8 to 16 August

>Essential links:
Upcoming matches - https://www.snooker.org/res/index.asp?template=24&season=2025
Previous thread: >>149310432

>Latest news:
Fan Zhengyi made the first maximum break of the season (also Ania's first 147 as a ref): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buQHrPPbu4w
The Players Championship, Tour Championship and British Open will move from ITV4 to Channel 5 in 2026 in the UK.
Polebro ate cat.

Anime.

This is the new show by the creators of the official snooker mascot Mio, so it's obviously /sp/ related.
(It's bad, but I already knew that, because I read the first chapter when the manga released nearly 10 years ago.)

Bonjour

>>149863987
Care to address the cat allegations?

>>149864522
Alri

>>149864564
I got rid of the collar, so there is no proof.

>>149863987
>It's bad
We're not best suited to judging the quality because it was meant for little girls. I'm sure they like it just fine.

You should be able to answer all of these questions.

>>149877905
I think little girls would get bored of it even faster than I have.

>>149878453
Ronnie O'Sullivan.
You will live longer, if you knowles.
Artemijs Žižins.
The Syn**cate.
Literal Dracula.
Detective Gumshoe.
Robert Milkins.
John Higgins.
Shaun Murphy.
Matthew Selt.
Many such cases.
Because he was trash.
Thepchaiya Un-Nooh (to the voice of common sense).
No idea what that is, but must be Ali.
Mark Williams, literally.
Male or female?

>Birthday party at fucking Brewdog today
I'm going to Deano ground zero lads. Maybe Jubb will be there

>>149878453
>alcoholic snooker player
Pigham
>disgraced
Pigham
>down syndrome
Pigham
>mental health issues
Pigham
>crohns disease
Pigham
>why did stephen hendry quit snooker
Pigham

>>149879091
You forgot about Hendry's wife.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dE-q7Of9R10
Stephen Hendry is such a fraudulent bum
How fucking crooked was his cue for him to pot it back in the day

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVZcJOmdU_g
How l wish this fat fuck returned to the big game. Proper player. Best cue control I've seen.
Sadly he's not John Higgins, so they won't let him back on the biggest stage.

>>149879091
>

>arab
rpmmie
>ginger magician
mcgill
>who owns snooker
Baz from epsteins black book
>dracula
selbo
>alcoholic
big bill "split trousers" werbenuik
>disgraced
riggins
>down syndrome
alan robidoux
>mental health issues
quinten hann
>b&
bing
>chrons
ali farter & liam shitefield
>tele
parrot

For me, it's John Astley's prestigious youtube snooker content
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0jnT9p7iF0

>>149880015
teehee

>>149863599 (OP)
A fresh new /147/ and sumo being on as well. Life could be worse.
>(also Ania's first 147 as a ref)
Imagine how excited she must have been (haha)

>>149862326
>Back to the Marshall Arena I hope you mean.
Of course, peak comfy.

>>149864100
>There's a surprising number of restaurants in my town that specialise in sushi for some reason
>"That'll be 500$, gaijin"

>>149880015
errytime

>>149882976
*The 5th major

>>149882976
>>149883097
Shoot Out, World Mixed Doubles, Six-red World Championship, World Women's Snooker Championship, Championship League (ranking), Championship League (invitational).
Saudi would be the seventh.

MONDAY
>Group E: Chris Wakelin, David Gilbert, Ricky Walnut, Liu Hongyu
>Group F: Stuart Pigham, Matthew Selt, Liam Davies, Dylan Emery

weighting for the shanghai masters lads

>>149884276
Interesting. E should have some good matches.

>>149884276
*pulls*
GWAN WEAKLING AND GILBERTO

>>149887736
Never

My front door is being painted today and the guy painting it is schizophrenically muttering swear words and violent threats to himself. That'll teach me to trust a trader.

>>149890973
https://youtu.be/frLaq1VELfo?si=npA0-pPZAs3gC8qO

Try and life coach him lol. I had a bloke years ago fitting a new back door and he just sang fuckin show tunes the whole time, no radio or nothing, I was in tears laughing.

POV: my lap :^)

>>149891398
I had a chat with him turns out he's just got tourettes lol and I'm not going to be violently murdered in my own home.

GWAN WALNUT
GWAN SELT
We need a strong Selt in the Championship League (ranking).

>>149891931
You shouldn't sit so close to the screen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xs2yW4nAeXs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KpSX2u_LPg
W A L N U T U R Y

Guys, I just thought of one. Here it is...

Chris Weakling

Hahahahahahaha

>>149893837
holy shit my sides

>>149893837
Lmao.

GWAN LIAM
GWAN ANIA

GWAN MAT, SLAY THE PIG
Ricky in, by the way.

>>149895379
>GWAN MAT, SLAY THE PIG
"no"
We want Pig to win so that the YWP proceeds

>>149895629
I don't like his face. I mean, it's not worse than Selt's, certainly, but I already got used to that mug.
Plus, the League without at least either Selt or Milkins is no League.

>>149893837
>Post of the season in July

MONDAY'S WINNERS
>Matthew Salt and Ricky Walnut

TUESDAY
>Group G: Ben Mertens, Amir Sarkhosh, Sam Craggy, Yao Pengcheng
>Group H: Tom Ford, Wu Yize, Matthew Stevens, Liu Wenwei

Predictions?

>>149896896
>Matthew Salt and Ricky Walnut
>gwan two players
>both win
It seems my luck only works when it counts, in the most prestigious events.

>>149891931
Nooo (haha)

>>149893837
You're a funny guy, Romania.

>>149896896
>me in the wingchair.png
Now finally we are having pure /kino/ again

Morning lads, teaching some law class this morning and all the little fools will have no idea I'm posting on /147/

>>149878453
>Which snooker player had a TV personality?
I don’t even understand the question. I hope the answer isn’t Shaun Murphy, but he does have the sort of personality that TV people often have (smiles a lot, attention-seeking, secretly a sex case, etc).

if Tom Ford wins this tournament, I'm never watching the Championship League ever again

>>149900860
>teaching some law class this morning
prestigious

GWAN THE YCPs

>>149902172
Why Ford of all people?

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IibyshC7QKg
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsfLwCLjqxA

>>149902747
>Why Ford of all people?
because he's a miserable cunt

>spaceman commentary
luv me championship league

>>149902873
Completely forgot it was him who said that.

>>149902365
God I wish, I work out of what is basically an old Georgian Tenement building. Could be worse I suppose
>>149902873
I'm so grateful I'll never be one of those people who rants on social media (with my actual name attached anyway)

>>149902873
Playing deliberately slowly to gain advantage is obviously despicable and should be a bannable offence but what is 'messing the balls up on pursose' supposed to mean?

holy shit new Autechre live set just dropped!

>>149905024
fixed (heh)

In order to not let Ford win the group, Wu needs to win the next two frames and make a pretty high century (higher than 131) in the process.
Anti-Ford bros, Wu bros...

>>149904150
>old Georgian
prestigious

WEDNESDAY - the end of the Championship League (ranking)

>Group 1: Tom Ford, Joe O'Connor, Ricky Walden, Xu Si
>Group 2: Pang Junxu, Stephen Maguire, Matt Selt, Ben Mertens
>the two group winners play a Bo5 final

what happened to are selby in this tournament? was he ever even in it?

>>149909576
I think Selbz Jester is probably busy looking after his mental gnelf

>>149909448
>Bo5 final
Woah woah woah.

>>149909576
He won Championship League (invitational) twice in a row, so he probably wants to leave the (ranking) one for the others.

GWAN Seethen, Joao and, most importantly, Ania

>>149915431
>not gwanning the pride of Belgium

>>149915912
but Brecel isn't playing, it'd be a waste of my gwans

>>149893837
Now do Judd Trump!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozj5yfpXE6U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2E7AZJuAuA
GWAN SEETHUN
GWAN SUSHI
GWAN RICKY

>two matches won 3-0
When he's good, he's on fire.

Yup, I could go for a comfy Seethen v JOC final

>>149918333
Only if Seethen wins.
Also, he's already in the final, really. Only Ben (not that one) can get 6 points now, but even if he won his last match 3-0 and Guire lost his 0-3, the result of the match between them would decide the first place, and Stephen won that.

>Seethun v Goner final already confirmed
>Ford v Goner still going anyway.

bo5 for a ranking title
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozj5yfpXE6U

J.Pellz is on referee duty, Ania is on her way back to the lap :3

>>149920978
boy vs giant

>>149921003
Biblical innit

GWAN STEPHUN

the most dangerous lead...

Pellew is such a chad he'll even say 'Quiet please' when there's no crowd

hallworth may enjoy the sound of his own voice even more than morph

S E E T H E N

AND THE CROWD GOES WILD

Mattioli arena confirmed to be the most prestigious arena in the world

what do we have to look forward to next boys (snooker-wise of course)?

>>149923008
I don't want to spoil too much, but make sure you have your binoculars at the ready on Monday because there may be a Hawk a-swooping somewhere in Shanghai

WHY DID YOU DO IT SEETHUN

>>149926566
Didya think that Ania was ya lap kitten Stayvun? That's horrible Stayvun!

>>149928293
lel (she is though)

>>149893837
someone stop this madman!

You guys are really out as of tomorrow?

>>149937275
If you're talking about that fake screenshot about 4chan being banned in the UK, then it's an obviously fake screenshot, even has typos.

>>149937361
im glad its fake, being out of here for so long...but since they started locking ppl for "hate speech" instead of real criminals, nothing surprises me anymore, desu.
and yes, I have read 1984, F451, The Camp Of The Saints and seen Idiocracy and i see more and more parallel with reality

It's been a pleasure

4chan is shit anyway, I think we should form our own professional tour

>>149938845
>>149939335
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YeIzlwu9jM

>>149933671
Preposterous.

>>149941494
Easy for you to say, you don't know what things are like for us British flags. We can barely make a living on the tour as it is, trying to earn enough (You)s to stay on the pro circuit each year, while less common flags get given them just for showing up and completing a captcha. I've got to work three other threads for hours every day just to scrape together enough (You)s to cover my exorbitant internet costs.

>>149945148
>less common flags get given them just for showing up and completing a captcha
And your post is a proof of that, since you gave me a (You) I didn't even deserve, because I was replying to something unrelated.

How are all our Britfriends doing with the new ID verification thing? For some weird reason I got it for one website when looking at lewd Tina videos despite the fact I’m ver much south of the border

>>149946398
I haven't noticed anything different

>>149937275
I’ve started having to verify my identity for pornographic websites. I haven’t actually done it yet, but the warnings and the blocks are in place.

Friendly reminder that this law costs money to enforce, but the government claims it has no money for investment, nor even to lock up criminals who commit more serious crimes.

>>149947217
I, for one, feel safer knowing that random people from a country I probably won't ever visit can't touch themselves in peace without giving away for free their personal information to shady organisations.

I will simply wank over snooker referees

no difference

Apparently all the normalfag sites serving ancient 480p clips were hit but the ones serving brand new 1080p/4k releases were unaffected lol

>>149947217
Try to change your DNS to the Google one. 8.8.8.8 . On the computer

All my things are offline . 50 GB of porn , some films and all the games and more than 1000 comics ( not cape shit). Even had a pro here 2 weeks ago and made a little porn film.

>>149948505
>no sexy wig

I accidentally listened to this song instead of Hako today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sidKaj23ROw
It has this funny effect. If you listen to it, you will find that there's three minutes less until snooker.

>>149955640
>wig
John Pellew has never worn a wig or hairpiece.

>>149958682
For me, it's this godlike masterpiece uploaded by the GOAT foreign-music YouTube channel:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOMiuiAsQLM

>>149965585
MY lap....wife

>>149929891
*pulls (ears)*

>>149922684
I love this little niBBa like you wouldn't believe

>>149920978
Why doesn't Seethen just simple eat lil' Zhou?

>>149905040
Holy fucking BASED~

Alri, work was insanely busy these last few days. But at least I have a week off now. There better be lots of Ania waiting for me.

>>149965754
>Why doesn't Seethen just simple eat lil' Zhou?
???
He did.

>But at least I have a week off now.
Right in time for snooker, although not as prestigious as the Championship League (ranking).

I messaged Proletina and Desi about /147/ btw

>>149968118
nice, are they coming to do an AMA?

>>149968118
Did you tell them about the attic and the barn?

>>149967015
>Right in time for snooker, although not as prestigious as the Championship League (ranking).
Feels bad, mang. I was hoping to get comfy.

>>149968195
no, they ghosted me
>>149968258
I told them EVERYTHING oysterbro... everything

>>149968415
btw, best way to prepare oysters is to bake them with a zesty splash of lemon juice

>>149971911
Why's the ref looking at her bum

>>149968258
>Feels bad, mang.
I've got two words to cheer you up: Blork soon

MONDAY - Shanghai Masters (live from a gym in the Shanghai Municipality of China)

Round 1 (bo11)
>02:30
Barry Hawkins v Wu Yize
Si Jiahui v Wang Xinbo (a)
>07:00
Zhang Anda v Yuan Sijun
Chris Wakelin v Zhou Jinhao (a)
>12:30
Neil Robertson v Pang Junxu
Shaun Murphy v Han Fuyuan (a)

>>149973744
>>149982763
Early morning gang / late night crew absolutely feasting

>>149968415
>I told them EVERYTHING oysterbro... everything
Nooo (haha)

>>149991164
get those claws off that felt, NOW

>>149991164
*eats*

>>149993917
No
>>149993932
Nooooooo

>>149985813
how are you spending your week off? besides watching Blork destroy, of course.

GWAN THE YCPs
GWAN BLORKO

>>149998498
>https://area51hd.shop/sport7//watch/barry-hawkins-wu-yize-jul-28
>https://area51hd.shop/sport7//watch/si-jiahui-wang-xinbo-jul-28

>>149998560
Cheers, sportplus is holding for once.

>>149999650
Yeah, he does well (so good)

>>149996682
Based el gato

>>149996682
Obituary concert tomorrow. Other than that, I'll be meeting with friends and try to read a bit and watch lots of wrestling.

>>149999650
Excellent post

was that riggery or nerves?

>>150000870
>ywn enjoy the #ladbanter between Selbinho and Baz

>>150001158
I call it the YCP Special

>>150001689
Imagine how normal their conversations are...

>>150001718
They make rigging an artform

>>150001158
Which match, what happened?

>>150001847
Panda vs Yuan Sijun

>61-61, black to decide the frame
>Zhang misses it off the spot
>Yuan plays an awful shot and basically gives Zhang ez position to pot
>Zhang pots it, to make it 5-5
>he goes on to win the match

GWAN HAN

>>150002260
>Shorn battering a young Chinese Amateur
He's had this dream before, i'm sure.

Snooker kino in robbo vs pang

TUESDAY - Shanghai Masters goes on

Round 1 (bo11)
>02:30
Xiao Guodong v Lei Peifan
Ali Carter v Qiu Lei (a)

Round 2 (bo11)
>07:00
Mark Selby v Shaun Murphy
Kyren Wilson v Si Jiahui

>12:30
Judd Trump v Neil Robertson
Ding Junhui v Zhang Anda

>>150005231
>Mark Selby v Shaun Murphy
GWAN SELBINHO

>>150001808
Ah yes, discussing Wittgenstein over a game of backgammon.

7am is just too early to be zested n' jested...

>>150005231
Saucy lineup

>Carter replaced Mark Allen who withdrew
'Ate China, simple as.

GWAN THE YCPs
GWAN THE ZESTER

>>150006858
Too late, actually.

>>150006858
>>150009839
Any time is the right time

Comfy times.

>>150011455
Especially with Selbinho already up and ahead

>>150011574
>6-0
>91% pot rate
wew

>>150012002
It was peak /kino/

Si is back in form.

>miss Selby/Murphy 6-0 thrashing because sleep
>McManlet commentating on Trump/Robbo now
balance

>

>>150012962
B U C K E T S

the Championship League would never

>>150011574
>>150012002
>Selby won 6-0
>Shorn lost 0-6
Hard to imagine a better result of a snooker match, aside from the number that isn't 0 being higher.

GWAN DINGO
GWAN ROBBO

>>150011574
>>150012282

Ok, I've seen enough: it's Ding's Year

It's not looking good for Robbo

1 4 7
4
7

M O U S E X I M U M

>>150013475
that 7th frame is going to hurt

>>150013426
Please stop memeing about serious business. It IS Ding's year.

S I N O C I D E R

dat almost Mouseback

Nice of Ding to let his fellow Chinaman win a couple of frames.

Business idea: England's brave Chloe Kelly playing snooker

WEDNESDAY - Shanghai Masters persists

Round 2 (bo11)
>07:00
John Higgins v Xiao Guodong
Mark Williams v Ali Carter

>12:30
Rpmmie Sullivan v Barry Hawkins
Zhao Xintong v Chris Wakelin

>>150016350
>John Higgins v Xiao Guodong
These two play each other every tournament, I swear.

>>150016464
Stop noticing, you'll draw the ire of the Syndicate

>>150016350
GWAN XIAO
GWAN WILLO

>>150020146
>nice evening out with your fellow Relf
>Mr Rob sits right between you the whole evening

>>150016350
GWAN RIGGY, WILLO, BAZ, FREN TONG/WEAKLING

b-bros, Ding is getting old...

based dugong

GWAN BLORKOOOOO
GWAN ZHAO

>>150022956
This event could end up as one of the most prest-
>Ali v Willo
>6-5

*swoops*

He's blorking (bad)

Now this is what i call blorking

X(IN)TONG

BLORKTURY

B L O R K C I D E R

FLY ON THE HAWK

Fucks sake Barold

NO FLIES ON THE HAWK

He only lost because he wanted to.

>>150024125
Or maybe there are some after all.

>>150024160
He lost against himself.

>>150025465
>mfw
PEAK performance, breh :3

>>150022545
H-He's still young, right?!....heh

>>150022956
Michael Konrad coming in with the deep lore

>>150023403
>This event could end up as one of the most prest-
I'm still seething about watching that unfold.

>Google fucking up my extensions
>UK Government fucking up everything else
>Ozzy and Hulk are gone

I just want to shitpost and watch snooker in peace

Anime

>>150026529
Speaking of, to whom it may concern: what are we watching this season?
I picked up Ame to Kimi to, Dandadan S2, Dr. Stone S4 Part 2, Ginga Tokkyuu Milky Subway (that song I posted a few days ago was from this), Osomatsu-san S4 and Takopii no Genzai.

>>150026529
>>150026616
No

THURSDAY - Shanghai Masters endures

Quarterfinal (bo11)
>07:00
Judd Trump v Mark Selby
Xiao Guodong v Ali Sharter

>12:30
Kyren Wilson v Rpmmie Sullivan
Zhao Xintong v Ding Junhui

>>150027605
Lol, Ding will mentally crumble realizing he has never won the WC and never will.

>>150028098
Ding has never mentally crumbled a frame or match.

>>150029057
And I am your dad.

>>150029057
No, I am your father.

GWAN THE JESTER
GWAN XIAO
GWAN KYLE
GWAN DING

>>150028098
>he has never won the WC
>Ding haters trying to say ONE bad thing about Ding without having to lie

J E S T U R Y

>>150027605
GWAN SELBINHO~

>>150033129
GWAN THE RE-RACK

It's Juddver

>Missed Trump/Selby kino due to fucking work
AGHHHH I HATE EMPLOYMENT

>>150033493
Good thing you can now watch Ali Carter playing a decider, that's like double the amount of kino... r-right guys?

>>150033479
Oh dear, we're on that side of the pendulum again. Imagine the price.

>>150033588
Ali vs Ronnie final and The Boy winning in Saudi incoming

>>150033528
>Ali Carter playing a decider
And winning...again

sirss where is India

sorry to ask but are there any streaming links? i cant see anything on twitch at least

>>150034267
>>150034546
Lmao looking like an IT consultant on a lads holiday

>>150034613
https://sport7.pro/?search=snooker

>>150034550
Send support, all good sirs.

We feast!

>>150034685
thanks for that link man
i cant find the ronnie kyren game though

>>150034917
https://freestreams-live.fi/bt-sport-4/

>>150034795
Say his name and he appears

GWAN THE RON

>>150034267
>>150034546
The Bane of (Chinese) Buffets

Dingbros... this can't be happening...

GO ON THE WARRIOR
GO ON THE DRAGON

>make break of 72
>lose fraem

GWAN RONNIE SEND THE WETTER HOME

>>150035317
>>150035374
I don't think he'll be going on :(

>Finished with my YCP's
>'Cause they couldn't help me with my form
>People think I'm insane
>Because I bottle all the time

>All day long I think of frames
>In tournaments long gone by
>Think I'll lose my mind
>If I don't stop this big decline

>Can you help me
>Occupy my brain?
>Oh yeah

>I need someone to show me
>The things in life that I can't find
>Twenty-Sixteen never heals
>The burn of zest I'll always feel

>Make a joke and I will sigh
>And you will laugh and I will cry
>Happiness, I cannot feel
>My Dingbats lose all their zeal

>And so, as you hear these words
>Telling you now of my state
>My students made me second rate
>Have some bottle or share my fate

>>150035808
lmao RIP (to Ding)

Ronnites.........

Sharter the comeback king

>>150035927
Trust the process

O'Sullivanistas........

O'nononono...

/ourguy/ lost and fans of the wetter are elated but at least Xintong won for balance

!!!

>supporting the wetter against anyone but Judd
when will you learn?

>>150037807
A TOAST to jesting

>>150037807
>>150038357
>waiting for the early morning bo19 zest sesh

>>150038673
>starts over 4 hours after I wake up
>early session
Lol. Lmao.
But at least I get to watch the second session and two remaining matches. Please be Selby v Zhao. Yes, yes, Kyle v Ali is absolutely what we're getting.

>>150038767
>Kyle v Ali is absolutely what we're getting.
Nah, we're using up all of our pendulum goodwill on an August invitational. Fuck the rest of the season haha.

>>150038673
Aww yisss

I just noticed it will be August in a few hours.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TTtGlhYxoM

>>150039154
It just keeps happening. Like a kid who spends his monthly allowance on the day he got it.

It's that time: choose your Aussie

for me? it has to be Are Theresa (af)

>>150039598
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUC0DP0zRBk
Lemon tunes yeah

>>150039635
For me it's Ray Rogers, picrels bogan descendant.

Sucked on a lemon once and it made my skin all blotchy

GO ON THE JESTER FROM LEICESTER

>>150039925
I think I've never heard a lemon-related song without specifically searching for one.

>>150045039
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvCQ6ntgteQ

Morning lads, how are we?
>tfw I get to see some Selby before going to work

>>150045823
Alri

>tune in
>sharter wins two frames in like ten minutes

the zesting has begun

>>150046199
We're so back!

>>150046447
The Re rack confirms this

>>150039635
>mfw
For me, it's Paul Bason (inspired by Aussie excellence).

>>150045823
>>150046199
Here we are then

lmao sharter made an absolute pigs ear of that

>One game I actually watch bits of
>Sharter wins
lel

>>150047434
He isn't 5-2 down so, logically, he cannot win. Jested into a false sense of security.

>>150047434
You VILL enjoy the Captain

I saw this meme on another board. I thought it was funny. It captures the zest frequently found in this thread. I hope you enjoy it.

>>150048355
I like to think this little lemon fella spurred on this century break

>>150048355
>zestysmoke.jpg
This is literally me (except I don't smoke and I'm not yellow)

>>150026616
I watched Puella Magi Madoka Magica again this year. I try to watch it every year, but sometimes I fail. It’s been a long time since I’ve watched any new anime, so that is literally all I’ve watched in 2025.

>timer prevents my Mark Selby, 1
>century next frame for sharter
coincidence?

>>150035808
An Irish flag in a /147/ thread is probably the most reliably phenomenal thing on the entire internet.

>relatively low pot success %
>70+ breaks almost every frame
'ate Chinese tables, simple as, nuff said

GWAN SELBINHO

>>150049167
another reason the Home Nations events are superior

GWAN MARK THE SHARK

>>150035808
I finally got the song. Nice.

>>150045446
I might've heard that one. Not sure, because I only listened to some of their albums.

>>150048355
>zestysmoke.jpg
This is literally me (because I smoke and I'm starting to become yellow from all the Japanese).

>>150048990
What about the new seasons, Magia Record? I managed to watch the first of them, but it was so weak, I dropped the sequel after the first episode.

>>150049419
I thought Magia Record was a game? Anyway, no I haven’t watched (or played) it. I probably would if I had the motivation, but there’s just no need to turn it into another soulless cinematic universe.

>>150049470
I didn't know there was a game. I'm assuming it's mobile or even worse: gacha, and now it makes sense why the anime is bad. Must be a cash-grab adaptation.

>talking about an*me when Mark "The Shark" Jester is destroying
disrespectful

>>150035808
Very impresive

Caam on mark selby, sirss. Send energy .

GO ON THE HUMAN LEOPARD

>>150049693
Take my energy sirrr

>>150045446
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXDtQcuA5Bo

Only two more, without losing one more.

>>150049901
Well done good sirss, very well done.

>Final
>Koiren vs Ali
Save your energy for tomorrow, good sirss.

So Ronnie was the best in the world not too long ago and now he is not. What happened!?

chalk related mind games

>>150050028
Part of his cachet (I’m not sure if that’s the right word but hopefully you won’t know either and I’ll get away with it) is that sometimes he’s great and sometimes he’s terrible. Trust me; he’s been a lot worse.

Absolutely sharted

>>150050066
>this was 8-6

An Ali Carter final in current year. grim.

I guess you could say that "we're back" in a way.

>>150050122
>>150050066
>>150050090
>wake up from nap
>Selby lost
An absolute classic

POV: you just got beat up by Europe's hottest snooker stars

Imagine if Carter wins the Shanghai Masters....then what?

>>150052336
the Shanghai Masters gets downgraded from "le prestigious 4th major" to "Z-tier event with dodgy table magnets"

>>150050517
Is this the new breakaway tour?

>>150050517
>

>>150055826
So perfect...

30 minutes until snakker. (I checked in gaggle whether it has some embarrassing slang meaning in English, like 99% of combinations of letters do.)

>>150059778
>nwa,jpg
Heh.

>So perfect...
>perfect
>with that posture
Golem, get ye gone! >>150025465

>https://area51hd.shop/sport7//watch/kyren-wilson-zhao-xintong-shanghai-masters-aug-2?embed=true
GWAN ZHAO

>>150059778
Excellent

Looks like Selt seethe is back on the menu, he made an obscure foul playing pool with the rest left on the table while playing a shot without it
https://x.com/OOCSnooker/status/1951522253377515923

>4-5
Unexpectedly even match. 3 hours until the next session.

>>150059778
lel

>>150061253
Yeah Kyren always seems to make it close nowadays, win or loss.

Dear Sirs, please support the Pride of Bharat. _/\_

Do the needful, good sirs _/\_ .
Caam on Koiren Sirss.

GWAN PINGPONG FINISH THE MUG

>>150062016
>>150062159
Energy sent sirssss

blessed with McManlet

>>150062767
Well done good sirss, very well done.

I think nobody mentioned this yet. Mark Williams made two 147s in a match against Higgins in the prestigious CBSA XINCHANG Snooker Master Invitation a week or so ago, and almost got a third one, but missed the black after the last red finishing the frame and the match with a 113 break.
See: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQTJ2miyZqc

>>150062918
The other one won't shut up though

>flagship Chinese event
>persistent annoying background sound

>>150059778
nwa.jpg
top kek

>>150059928
>with that posture
how about this? >>149965585

gwan Joe Shintongue

>fren Tong is battling against Ding's Curse AND the entire subcontinent of India
It was over before it even began

>tune in

Oh no no no
Why is Zhao losing?

fly thinks the brown ball is poop

>>150063264
Better, but still not perfect.

>>150063414
Because his ban in China was lifter one month and one day ago. Otherwise he wouldn't be losing.

Very Kino frame of the season.

>>150062961
This man only know how to hit ball good and eat kebob

Zhao already choking

GWAN CHAIRMAN ZHAO

母球去哪儿了!

Here we go again.

/147/ incels who want a sharter kryen final elated. please save us xintong

What was the biggest lead in the first session?

>>150063844
Send energy to koiren , good sirss plzz.

>>150063865
One frame, it finished 5-4 to Tong.

>replies to me using his alt
lol

>Schizo meltdown during a Kyren Wilson match
many such cases!

How international was Xintong's ban? Was he able to play Chinese events?

I've just done an Ali Sharter in my panties

>>150064036
Most of them were/are banned for longer in China

Kyren Wilson has never wetted a frame or match

Koireeeeeen. One more frame, sirsss.

KyloRen uses dark force

>>150064193
That energy transfer worked a charm

Young Chinese Prodigy bros...

>>150064229
keep it up sirss.

The YCP quakes at the sight of a new build house

Great match. Thank you all good sirss for sending energy.

>>150064486
No problem sirr. the Lion of Bharat must go on.

She is dancing, dancing. She says that she will never die.

>>150039154
It seems I was right, but at least there's still hope for this season.

>>150064704
>it's a "Judd gets final cucked by Kyren part two: now with added Xintong" season
I can live with this

>Vache-ji swept the afternoon session
Love and peace to everybody _/\_

On the plus side, I hear that the structural integrity of the Luwan Gymnasium is quite poor - particularly the roof.

>>150065234
It can always be worse.

>>150069548
I actually wouldn't wish the roof upon either of them.

Damn Zhao, not consistent enough.

Maybe he will be complementary to Ding, he will win WCs but fail at the rest of the tournaments.

>>150071097
Bit of an overreaction

GWAN NEITHER PLAYER

>kylel v sharter final
amazing, very prestigious
love to see these two charismatic snooker superstars battle it out
this will certainly earn the sport thousands of new fans
>>150050517
>>150059778
lmao

GO ON
(to the next ev-
>Saudi Arabia Masters
Just... just go on.

No, I can't tell you why, so don't ask.

>Wilson vs Carter final
Oh my days, lmao.

>>150059928
>with that posture
This is the ideal form!

>>150063377
>that setup
Imagine quadruple Lanalysis

>>150077730
Alri, good to see you, Finnbro.

GO ON

>>150078237
>Mushroom house
Based

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cxov0BQ2fpE

>>150080103
For me, it's psychedelic melodic electromushroom.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KY3MyHAFc68

>>150078237
>Forestsynth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xik-y0xlpZ0

Who are we rooting for?
Hehehehehehehe, just kidding. No one likes Ali Cartter.
Gwan Goiren!

>>150081693
Spiritual world no1 Koiren Billson

>Ali seething in his chair
das it mane

>>150078237
>Moonpunk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWz0JC7afNQ

>>150078237
>Treewave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWz0JC7afNQ
This has become more entertaining than the snook

B O 3

>>150078237
Top kek

>>150081693
B-But I like El Capitano

>>150078237
>Flowerviolence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCAGgwaPiaE

SLAM IT IN KOIREN!

>>150078237
>Garden Core
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mraMN1lILXY

>>150082434
I'm guessing you meant this

https://youtu.be/JnC88xBPkkc?si=AjGoYsxqr1h8HLzo

>bo21 instead of bo19

quoi?

>>150078237
>>150083188
My mistake. Great suggestion but I was meant to post this;
>Treewave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RXdd0pCJ9Q

you all good sirs, please do the needfull
https://youtu.be/DGDQJdCIPv0?si=wmIgircaHLrzjgP5
Plzzzz... understand

>>150078237
are yuo an gnelf?

lel

>>150083735
take my energy sirrr

Yessssssss

>>150083735
Well done to your boy.

>>150083179
Absolutely and utter baized

Uhh, hurray?

>>150083764
No, but I know a guy who isn't one either.

>>150083954
>>150084048
Kek.

>>150084091
a toast!

>Wilson wins his second Shanghai Masters. He won the first one in 2015. This was his 11th ranking title and his first this season.
This is a ranking event?

>>150078237
>Shroom n Bass/Gnelf Music mashup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwLSrNu1ppI

alri
oh no, I missed the final!

>Matt Selt leaving England
Where do you think he's going?

>>150085074
>Where do you think he's going?
To an exciting new life in Seltopia (formerly Hong Kong).

>>150085074
Moving to Latvia, where his new best friend lives.

>>150078237
>Earth Metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiCIW04PF3I

>>150085557
he does seem like one of those loons that would try to form his own nation

>>150086718
The Principality of Seltland.

>>150086718
The Republic of Matt

>>150084982
Oh no, how horrible.

>>150085996
Oh yes, how based.

>>150092446
Pure counfy. I wonder when we will next see her again.

Schedule anon is such a lazy-bones, haha.

Thank you kinds sirs for your support. _/\_

great news everyone!

>>150096610
Fun fact: the only time the winner of the Championship League (both) didn't become the player of the month was when the Shoot Out was held in the same month.

>World Games
>Tour: Other
>Type: Other
>no confirmed players
how very mysterious...

>>150097614
>men have to have an event restricted to men for fear of losing to women
Oh men...

>>150097614
Pretty sure I read that Gudong and are Bai are representing China at this and that they didn’t do Saudi qualifiers because of that.

>>150098867
Here it was
https://www.totallysnookered.com/sport/snooker/tournaments/saudi-arabia-snooker-masters/xiao-guodong-and-bai-yulu-skip-big-money-saudi-arabia-snooker-masters-to-play-in-world-games-on-home-soil-5232889

>>150097614
>waiting for wuhan open

Yeah, makes sense

>>150100421
kek

>>150100421
Same energy.
Seeing how he's wearing a dress, I assume he moved to that country with all the colours on the flag.
But what's the next step of his plan and how many people do you think will die?

>>150100421
So, based on this, he’s either moved to the middle east, ancient China, or the Movementarians.

>>150103129
>But what's the next step of his plan
Fire axe at the Saudi Masters

>and how many people do you think will die?
All five people in the arena

>>150085074
>jacklisowski: Tsunami on the move
Matt "Kamchatka" Selt

Two days until snooker.

>>150113555
trips spotted

>>150117281
looks like he's eaten his Championship League (randking) winnings... and that's a good thing!

The 900 doubles is on, if anyone's having withdrawals.

https://www.youtube.com/live/tvyA7ssy_zo?feature=shared

Oh boy am I excited to watch some top level snooker in the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia! I cannot think of a better venue for this amazing tournament. Thank you Saudi Arabia!

>>150124131
This. All my friends say that they won't watch the next WC if it's not in Saudi Arabia.

>>150125015
Shan't be buying tickets for any world cup that is not in Riyadh

>With Zhao Xintong losing to Kyren Wilson in the Shanghai Masters after beating Ding Junhui in the previous round, the Ding Curse is extended to 22(!) matches.
spooky

>>150126565
I knew it, Karen Wankstain only won because of dark Juju magic.

>>150126565
>Ding has powerful Chinese magick at his disposal
>it only takes effect when he loses
his life is such cruel tragedy

Snooker!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJSn5G5b62Q

>>150129723
What an abstract carpet. The seats don't look bad either.

>>150129723
Wait a minute, I just noticed that this isn't snooker.

>>150129992
This is one of the many side effects of zest withdrawal

FRIDAY - Saudi Arabia Masters

Round 1 (bo7)
>12:00
Florian Nestle v Dylan Emery
Kreishh Gurbaxani v Reanne Evans (f)
Robbie McGuigan v Gao Yang
Liam Pullen v Ahmed Aseeri (a)
Steven Hallworth v Omar Alajlani (a)
Ross Muir v Abdulraouf Saigh (a)
Sahil Nayyar v Habib Subah Humood (a)
Huang Jiahao v Abdullah Alshammari (a)

>Followed by
Sam Craigie v Xu Yichen
Liam Highfield v Mohammed Al Joker (a)
Mateusz Baranowski v Lan Yuhao
Michal Szubarczyk v Ryan Davies (a)
Jonas Luz v Musaad Almisfir (a)
Jiang Jun v Hesham Shawky (a)
Leone Crowley v Ziyad Alqabbani (a)
Zhao Hanyang v Musab Sayegh (a)

>18:00
Ken Doherty v Jimmy White
Umut Dikme (a) v Mink Nutcharut (mustelid)
Marco Fu v Chang Bingyu
Ian Burns v David Grace
Mitchell Mann v Ashley Hugill (a)
Iulian Boiko v Liu Wenwei
Connor Benzey v Adeel Aqdus (a)
Chatchapong Nasa v Fahad Alghamdi (a)

>Followed by
Hatem Yassen v Ng On Yee (f)
Alexander Ursenbacher v Yao Pengcheng
Louis Heathcote v Ayman Alamri (a)
Liam Graham v Asif Mukhtar (a)
Oliver Brown v Patrick Whelan (a)
Fergal Quinn v Mahmoud El Hareedy
Farakh Ajaib v Saud Albaker (a)
Mohammed Shehab v Abdullah Alotayyani (a)

A contender for the longest schedulepost ever, and probably the hardest to type up. Had to show some granite to get through all that.

>>150133396
GWAN NESTLE

>>150133396
We are so back

The UAE's answer to the Jester from Leicester

>>150139300
kek
I wonder what the Saudi equivalent of Kasabian is

Why is Ken Doherty commentating on my yurosport?
Not complaining, just surprised.

>8 tables
>8 streams
>2 are for Reanne
>0 for Nestle
As ancient Romans used to say: gg no re.

>>150139946
btw I had a surprise after hearing Ken's commentary is used a couple of times in this recent better than average film;
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDa_FUIUl6w&pp=ygUVcmVzdGxlc3MgMjAyNCB0cmFpbGVy0gcJCa0JAYcqIYzv

>>150140330
>NestleCider
>Still no streams

SaudiArabianAmateurBros...

Nestle with the greatest comeback of all times

GWAN FATTY'S EX-WIFE

>>150140638
Let's say "one of the greatest" then.

Where do you boys watch snooker during the week nowadays? I have just confirmed to my employer that I am happy to accept voluntary redundancy, rather than fight them in court to try and keep my job which, to be fair, hasn't needed doing for about 18 months. This means I am now NEET again, as of right now, after eight and a half years of browsing /147/ at work (like I say, it wasn't much of a job) but not being able to actually watch any snooker ever.

>>150140904
https://sport7.pro/?search=snooker

and Iplayer/ITV X for most tournaments over here

>>150140904
Thank you! It also occurred to me while I was typing that I could buy a snooker table with my redundancy payment. However, I don't think any room in my house is big enough to put it in.

>>150141073
>>150141082
lmao and the fact snooker tables literally don't exist. But yeah sorry about the job lad, can always take solace in the Snooker and the fact we're just entering the thick of the season.

And the crowd goes wild

>>150141073
Don't waste your money. Save it, so you can be a happy man (I think you used that "neet" synonym) as long as possible.

My boy Michał (14 (years old)) destroyed Ryan Davies (a).

By the way, what are your favourite gnelf-likes?

CAM ON DIKME

>>150142431
not before a drink or two ayy

GO ON MY BOY CHATCHAPONG NASA!

Observe the carpet.

>>150143097
>it's grey
I'm beginning to believe in all sorts of conspiracy theories
who the hell made all the carpets grey?

>>150142930
This post is so powerful that Chatchapong will win the prestigious Saudi Arabia Masters and get propelled into the top 16 in the world rankings, obliterating everyone in his path. Hope your're happy with yourself.

>>150142930
the best Thai player on tour

>>150143929
This is the best timeline

>>150143970
>This is the best timeline
He says while Minkus is getting DIK'd in front of literally dozens of people

>Fu
>Jemmy

>>150143550
>grey
No. It's... silver. You can even see patina.

>>150144007
An unfortunate casualty in the NASA 2026 world champion SURGE

It's thai end...

>>150143097
>Nut****** vs Dik**
l-lewd

not sure if the tread will survive the night, here's the new:
>>150147752

>>150133396
just wanted to give this post a (you) before we 404